Emergence PPV - 2/26/06

[OrochiGeese]

OG-Joshi Emergence PPV February 26th, 2006


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EMJT - Joshi Title match: Haley Cannon (c) vs. Valeriyah Belikov
EMHD - Holly vs. Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto
EMTM - Tag match: Kaori NiGHT/Mystery Partner vs. Tigress Mask/Visper Karr
EMBR - Battle Royale: Lisa Robinson vs. Diva Dynamite vs, Patty Sirloin
EMAY - Azumi Oonishi vs. Yoyo Banzai


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*Pyro goes off as Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde make their
way to the announcing booth. The camera pans showing
the sold-out Peter Venkman Memorial Arena. Everyone
is on their feet, wearing various OG-Joshi products
and holding many creative signs such as "The Goose
is Loose" and "Will you Marry Me, Dizzy?" All
"Ruck Fules" signs have been removed from the start.*



Mr. Figaro: "Welcome to OG-Joshi's first solo PPV ever!"
For those that don't know or just have a
terrible attention span and memory,
I'm Mr. Figaro and to my right is Mr. Clyde.


Mr. Clyde: "We have an amazing night of action for all
of you. Here is the card for tonight."



1) Azumi Oonishi vs. Yoyo Banzai
2) Lisa Robinson vs. Diva Dynamite vs, Patty Sirloin
3) Kaori NiGHT/Mystery Partner vs. Tigress Mask/Visper Karr
4) Dizzy vs. Holly
5) JOSHI TITLE MATCH: Haley Cannon vs. Valeriyah Belikov




Mr. Clyde: "All of that action will culminate in
Haley Cannon defending her OG-Joshi
World Championship against the OG-Joshi
newcomer, Valeriyah Belikov."


Mr. Figaro: "And in many ways, tonight is about
the struggle in OG-Joshi between
the first year of OJ-Joshi wrestlers
and the newcomers, the "Class of 2006."

Mr. Clyde: "Very astute observation, Figaro.
Glad to see you're sharp tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey! When aren't I?"

Mr. Clyde: "As Figaro said, there are a number
of things going on that involve
many of OG-Joshi's established
icons and rising stars going up
against some new talent. And word
is that there is a lot of new
talent headed to OG-Joshi in the
next month. So we will all have
to keep our eyes on how everyone
gets along with each other."

Mr. Figaro: "It is often hard for new talent
to get acclimated to a wrestling
federation and so people have
their own techniques for feeling
comfortable and getting "noticed."

Mr. Clyde: "One thing is for sure, they all
have gotten a lot of attention
recently. Ranging from Patty
Sirloin looking extremely
impressive in each match,
to Juli Krierger's shocking
post match mauling of Alicia
Gordon. And tonight we will
get the final word on any
repercussions Juli will face."

Mr. Figaro: "General Celes was pissed, yo."

Mr. Clyde: "Yo?"

Mr. Figaro: "Huh?"

Mr. Clyde: "You just said yo at the end of
your sentence. Don't do that again."

Mr. Figaro: "You can't silence the voice of
the streets in OG-Joshi, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "If YOU'RE the voice of the streets,
I think John Cena just got a bit
of a cred boost in comparison."

Mr. Figaro: "Ruck You...get it?"

Mr. Clyde: "I think you're the one that
missed the point here. But let's
try to continue introducing this
show, ok? We're not being paid
by the minute or by the line."

Mr. Figaro: "Ok then, so tonight isn't JUST
about the "Class of 2006", it's
also about the rising stars of
OG-Joshi over the last few months."

Mr. Clyde: "And two that immediately come
to mind are Azumi Oonishi and
Yoyo Banzai. These two came into
OG-Joshi with a lot of momentum
and have shown us their very
impressive in-ring skills."

Mr. Figaro: "Azumi is pretty impressive all
over, actually..."

Mr. Clyde: "If by that, you mean her dignity
and sense of competition..."

Mr. Figaro: "I meant her body."

Mr. Clyde: "Eh, you could have said something
worse so i'll just go with that."

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo Banzai has raised eyebrows
in a different way though. Her
attitude has gotten her noticed
in OG-Joshi, both in the ring
and out of it. She is a very
brash, in your face wrestler
who isn't afraid to take any
"liberties" in the ring. Nor
does she shy away from, what
I believe is her most gifted
talent, her art of manipulation."

Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo Banzai has repeatedly fooled
tag team partners into trusting her.
As well as rivals in Triple Threat
matches. Poor Diva Dynamite is in
a match tonight mainly BASED on
Yoyo Banzai's trickery."

Mr. Figaro: "Azumi Oonishi does not swing that
way though...at least I don't
think she does...i'll need pics."

Mr. Clyde: "Azumi Oonishi is one of THE
most respectful and respected
wrestlers in OG-Joshi. But she
has had to put up with Yoyo's
antics for a LONG time. Even
though this is only the second
time in OG-Joshi that we've seen
Azumi vs. Yoyo, it is not the
second time they have faced each
other. In their previous promotion,
NANI Joshi Max, they have faced
off many times and this is really
an ongoing rivalry."

Mr. Figaro: "In their first match in OG-Joshi,
this past Fall, Azumi Oonishi
was able to get the victory
over Yoyo Banzai. But then,
during the Kaori NiGHT Invitational
Tournament, Yoyo Banzai got a
moral victory when she advanced
to the third round and Azumi
didn't. Yoyo got very close
to WINNING the KNIT as
well but fell just short to
Tigress Mask, who we'll be seeing
later tonight in the tag match."


Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo was relentless with teasing
Azumi about their performance
in the KNIT. Finally, this match
was made so that they could settle
things. Who do you think has the
edge in this match, Figaro?"


Mr. Figaro: "BANZAI!!!!!!"


Mr. Clyde: "Ok...last time I ask you an open
ended question..."

Mr. Figaro: "Til you forget and do it again!"

Mr. Clyde: "As the case may turn out to be,
unfortunately. But why do you
give the edge to Yoyo?"

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyoyo...Banzai has got it MADE.
Here's a chick that can play
mind games with the best of
them and really, I think she
has the cerebral edge over
Azumi. Azumi looks kinda,
how can I say this without
coming off as too much of
a perv....um.."tender?"

Mr. Clyde: "Azumi looks TENDER?"


Mr. Figaro: "Ok, wrong word...maybe Supple?"


Mr. Clyde: "Oh boy. I think what you are
trying, or maybe intentionally
NOT trying to say is that Azumi
Oonishi's mental state might
be a bit vulnerable due to
Yoyo's mind games and mocking."

Mr. Figaro: "Sure! What you said!"

Mr. Clyde: "That may be so, but Azumi is
very skilled in the ring and
looked very confident when I
saw her today."

Mr. Figaro: "you what? you saw her? Where?
When? Azumi and Clyde sitting
in a tree! R-E-S-P-E-C-T-I-N-G!
First comes love, then comes
marriage...then comes Randy
Orton in a baby carriage!"

Mr. Clyde: "That...just for that we're
gonna forego further prematch
analysis and get right to the
match. Cause...I'm gonna need
some time to recover from that
whole thing you just said."

Mr. Figaro: "I know...I went to far with
the Orton part...sorry."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's get to the first match
of this PPV...NOW!"




(Code: EMAY)



Match #1: Azumi Oonishi vs. Yoyo Banzai






*POST MATCH SPOILAWL...no wait, just regular SPOILERS, LOL*





























Mr. Figaro: "HUGE comeback by Yoyo Banzai! Azumi Oonishi
had been dominating this match but Yoyo
Banzai comes back in a big way and wins!"


Mr. Clyde: "You know...I think those mind games came
into play. I think Yoyo lulled..."

Mr. Figaro: "Did you say LAWLed?"

Mr. Clyde: "No, and I don't intend to. Yoyo Banzai
LULLED Azumi into a false sense of
security and then struck back in
a lightning quick way. She took
advantage of the damage done to
Azumi during that missed plancha earlier
in the match. I think that was more
important then it looked at that time."

Mr. Figaro: "Good point, that had to have done some
major damage to Azumi's whole body,
especially her leg which seemed to
hit right against the metal barrier
at ringside. And at the end of the
match, Yoyo hit a HUGE neckbreaker
out of nowhere...and then set in her
figure four variation. Azumi had
no choice but to tap out then."


Mr. Clyde: "But wow, what a match to kick off this
PPV. Those two really showed why they
are two of OG-Joshi's fastest rising
stars. And now Yoyo ties the series
between them, one win a piece."

Mr. Figaro: "We'll see if Yoyo rubs this in her
face too...mmm...that sounds kinda...

Mr. Clyde: "OK...on with the show!"









*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

*"Seized with Fury" hits the speakers as the Owner
of OG-Joshi, OrochiGeese, comes to ringside with
General Celes by his side. Both have microphones*



Mr. Clyde: "Of note, this is OrochiGeese's first
public appearance since his injury
at PW-W Premium.VOLUME. Although
his doctors advised him to stay in
bed, he refused to be absent from
this event, the first OG-Joshi PPV."


Mr. Figaro: "Good to see him out and about!"




OrochiGeese: "Welcome everyone to the first OG-Joshi
PPV. I am very proud of all of us for
getting to this point. Tonight we
have some important business to attend
to. Namely, that of what to do with
OG-Joshi prospective newcomer, Juli Krieger."


*The audience begins booing and chanting Al-i-cia*



OrochiGeese: "Yes, we will also update you all on
how Alicia is doing. In fact, General
Celes will do that right now."


General Celes: "Thank you Geese. I spoke with Alicia
Gordon this afternoon and she has
regained feeling throughout her
body. Any chance of a serious, longterm
neck injury has been ruled out. But
she will have to stay in the hospital
at least until April in order to take
care of her broken neck and the overall
trauma she experienced at the hands of
Juli Krieger. But the fact is that
she will be healthy in the long run."


*The crowd cheers and some chant "LAWL"*


General Celes: "She is expected to make a full physical
recovery but will have a lot of hard
work ahead of her. And though her recovery
will include her basic physical functions,
it is still uncertain as to whether or
not she can, or will want to, step foot
into a wrestling ring again. So there
is still very much work to be done on
her part, both physically and mentally.
We will update you whenever possible.
And we urge all of her fans to write her
mail to lift her spirits. Selfishly,
we would like to see her back in an
OG-Joshi ring and we believe you fans
can motivate her hard to get her to
the point of a healthy return."


OrochiGeese: "Now onto Juli Krieger. This has been
a very difficult decision and there
have been many issues to consider.
What Juli did to Alicia was shocking
and surprising, but that alone does
not warrant her preemptive removal
from OG-Joshi."

OrochiGeese: "The fact is that she was offered an
OG-Joshi spot if she impressed Celes
and I. Her in ring performance was
nothing short of amazing. She fully
manhandled Alicia Gordon, one of
OG-Joshi's rising stars. Juli got
the win and then...she further
imposed her will. Was she wrong
to do that? Was it SO wrong that
she does not deserve to wrestle here?"


OrochiGeese: "That is what we debated for the last
week. And we were leaning towards
preventing her from being part of
OG-Joshi...but then we were hit
with a very convincing argument."


Celes: "It convinved OG a bit more then me."


OrochiGeese: "As you all know, I am no angel. The
things I have done in and out of a
wrestling ring are, in a word,
infamous. I am the embodiment of
chaos in the wrestling industry.
And anything I can do to benefit
myself and my career...I will do.
ANYTHING...no matter how violent."


OrochiGeese: "So how can I sit back on that knowledge
and punish Juli for aspiring to those
same principles? In a word, I can't.
Well, I have the authority of course,
but I don't have the will to do so.
After realizing the parallels between
Juli and I, I made my decision."


OrochiGeese: "Juli needed only to impress us to be
given a spot in OG-Joshi. She didn't
even need to win, which she did. But
through her actions...actions similar
to those that I take and strive on,
Juli impressed me. Her attitude was
similar to mine...and how can that
be any LESS then impressive!? Not
just from an objective standpoint,
but from my own values. So therefore,
Juli Krieger has passed the test
we have given her. Juli Krieger is
now a full fledged OG-Joshi member."


Celes: "BUT...we still have some misgivings
as to what she did. Because although
Geese has NOW given her his seal
of chaotic approval, she didn't have
it beforehand. And it was disrespectful
to US for her to come into OG-Joshi,
OUR world, and do what she wanted to Alicia.
As well as then attempting to intimidate
ME after she had destroyed Alicia. Geese
has made it clear that she can do what
she wants against others. But the
second that she places Team Orochi-O's
in her "Todestropfen" scope is the
second we cut her dreams short here. I
will NOT stand for anyone questioning the
authority that Geese gave me."


OrochiGeese: "Nor will I. So Juli, your punishment
will be simple but fair as you learn
this crucial lesson. You are suspended
from OG-Joshi for a month. You will then
be given Voltage matches starting in April.
From that point on, as long as you
respect Celes and my authority,
you may do as you please: In and out
of the ring. So welcome to OG-Joshi,
Juli Krieger. I hope to see you
continue to make a name for yourself
in a way that honors my chaos credo."

Celes: "Now, on with the PPV!"



*Seized with Fury hits again as OrochiGeese and General
Celes leave the ring. They wave to the crowd as they
exit to the backstage area.*




Mr. Clyde: "And there you have it, Juli Krieger
has been welcomed into OG-Joshi,
but also suspended for a month."


Mr. Figaro "Looks like Holly's last minute
discussion with them both had
a big effect on their decision.
Or at least on Geese's. From
what I gathered when I talked
to Celes, she wasn't as sold
on Holly's position. But she
also wasn't totally hostile
to it. And it did seem that
both OG and Celes, and really
all of us were impressed by
Juli's in ring performance.
So on behalf of us announcers,
welcome to OG-Joshi, Juli!"


Mr. Clyde: "And speaking of other impressive
debuts, we now direct your
attention to Patty "All Beef"
Sirloin. Although she has yet
to pick up her first victory,
she has still managed to impress."


Mr. Figaro: "She impressed the PANTS off of me!"


*Mr. Clyde buries his face in his hands*


Mr. Figaro: "And by that, I mean she certainly
has quite a competitive spirit!
Right Clyde? right? Spirit of
competition! That's your fetish right?"


Mr. Clyde: "We are NOT having this discussion."


Mr. Figaro: "Fine...but back to "All Beef",
Patty has put on wrestling clinics
with Holly, Dizzy, and Tigress Mask.
Amazing that a newcomer could even
compete on the same level as three
of our top wrestlers. She fell
short in getting the victories but
for someone so new to come so close
and put on SUCH an effort, well,
I dare say Patty Sirloin is someone
thats going to be watched by more
then just me!"


Mr. Clyde: "Patty Sirloin comes to us from McPro
and we all know the level of great
talent they offer. Such as Mr. Figaro
himself. McPro told OG-Joshi that
Patty was someone to look for."

Mr. Figaro: "And I keep looking and looking..."


Mr. Clyde: "And in addition to Patty's recent
addition to the OG-Joshi roster, she
is also a recent addition to this
next match. Originally, it was going
to just be Lisa Robinson vs. Diva
Dynamite. But General Celes was so
impressed with Patty Sirloin that
she wanted her presence in the match."

Mr. Figaro: "And that means a PPV bonus for Patty!"


Mr. Clyde: "And more importantly, her first match
and appearance at a major show such
as this PPV. But how do Lisa Robinson
and Diva Dynamite feel that Patty has
been added to their match?"

Mr. Figaro: "I think everyone's happy that Patty
has been inserted into their lives!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'll take that as a "Lisa and Diva
are resentful of her."

Mr. Figaro: "That was quite a stretch from what
I said, Clyde."

Mr. Clyde: "I know, it was, wasn't it. Go figure."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, I can understand why Lisa and
Diva are upset. They wanted to settle
their matter, one on one, once and
for all. Patty's addition just
complicates things for them AND takes
my attention away from them as well!"


Mr. Clyde: "Yes, I think we can all see that."

Mr. Figaro: "Is it that obvious?"

Mr. Clyde: "When Patty walks out to ringside,
just don't...stand up."


*Mr. Figaro smiles widely*


Mr. Clyde: "Ok...moving on...as for WHY Lisa and
Diva are facing off, it all goes back
to their match in the first round of
the KNIT. They, along with Yoyo Banzai,
were in a triple threat match together.
However, most of the match turned into
a 2 on 1 against Lisa. Although Diva
was the one who was eventually beaten
in the match and eliminated from the
KNIT, it was Lisa who felt the long
term effects of the double teaming
on her leg. Both Diva and Yoyo were
relentless in going after Lisa's
leg during that match. So much so that
when it came to Lisa's match with Yoyo
in the second round, Lisa's leg just
couldn't stand up to the assault on
her weakened limb. So Lisa blames Diva
partially for that whole situation.


Mr. Figaro And Diva...she blames Lisa for blaming
her...or something like that."


Mr. Clyde: "I think Diva is angry at both Lisa and
Yoyo. Diva is still angry at Yoyo for
turning against her and getting that
quick pin in the KNIT. AND she is mad
that Lisa didn't help her during a
recent tag match. Everytime Diva and
Yoyo team up, Diva somehow gets
screwed over and tricked."

Mr. Figaro: "Goes back to all I said before about
Yoyo's mental tactics and superior
cunning. She's a cunning linguist too!"


Mr. Clyde: "Wh...what?"


Mr. Figaro: "Um...so what do you think Lisa needs to
do in this match to win, Clyde?"


*Mr. Clyde is still speechless*


Mr. Figaro: "I think Lisa needs to stay away from
Patty's power game as well as Diva's
technical skills. Lisa needs to use
her brawling skills against them both."


Mr. Clyde: "..."


Mr. Figaro: "Ok, I think I freaked out Clyde. We
better just get to this match."




(Code: EMBR)




Match #2: Triple Threat Match: Lisa Robinson vs. Diva Dynamite vs. Patty Sirloin





*POST MATCH SPOILERS*




















Mr. Figaro: "OH YEAH!!!! Patty Sirloin dominated
this match!! Patty gets her first
OG-Joshi victory...and in her PPV debut!"


Mr. Clyde: "I'd be lying if I said Patty looked
very impressive in this match."

Mr. Figaro: "Don't lie! Patty looked HOT and gave
a hot beef injection to her opponents!"

Mr. Clyde: "No more drinking for you before PPV's"


Mr. Figaro: "Patty finished both of them really,
but Lisa stole the actual pin over
Diva after an exciting sequence.
But then, at the end, it was Patty
who hit a beefy German suplex
and held it for the victory!"


Mr. Clyde: "I think that Lisa and Diva did
have good showings as well, but
they just weren't prepared for
Patty's physically dominating
onslaught. She overcame them both."

Mr. Figaro: "Lisa showed some signs of resistance
at the end, but Patty picked it up
a notch to finish Lisa off."


Mr. Clyde: "An excellent PPV debut for Patty."


Mr. Figaro: "Beef...it's whats for PPV!"









*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "And we are now going backstage to
talk to one of the OG-Joshi wrestlers
still to have a match tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "Can't we talk to Patty now!?"


Mr. Clyde: "No."






*Scene opens backstage, as we have Dizzy bouncing from
foot to foot, talking to a Generic OG-FPD Stage Hand...*


Dizzy: "...so, I'm thinkin' STREAMERS! And confetti!
And pyrotechnics, with the music cranked ALL THE WAY
UP! ...except, I didn't have this idea until this
morning, so, no go, huh?

GOSH: "...no, 'fraid not, ma'am..."

Dizzy: "GOSH!"

GOSH: "Yes'm?"

Dizzy: "Oh, uh, nothin', just sayin'... Y'know,
"Gosh!" Like, uh, an exclamation!"

GOSH: "...I'm not sure I'm following. But, you should
get ready for your match!"


*The GOSH walks away, and Dizzy starts skipping
away, before being RANDOMLY RAN INTO BY HOLLY! Holly
sweeps Dizzy's leg out from underneath her with a
folding chair, before she raises it into the air, and
brings it down on Dizzy's knee repeatedly, the chair
bending out of shape... Holly grabs Dizzy by the leg -
the bad one - and drags her to a doorway, opening the
door and placing Dizzy's leg in, slamming the door
shut on her knee!*


Holly: "Poor, pitiful Dizzy - you still want this
match, don't you? Too bad you don't have a leg to stand on!



*Holly laughs and walks away...*





Mr. Clyde: "Folks, EMT's are being sent backstage
to Dizzy right now. We...we hope she
can still wrestle tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "Holly told us all that she had some
surprises for Dizzy tonight, and
I guess this was one of them."


Mr. Clyde: "You GUESS? Holly specifically told
Dizzy this past week that Dizzy
wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
I would say this was definitely
premeditated."

Mr. Figaro: "And I can't help but think Holly's
plea to OrochiGeese and Celes this
week was also factored into this
attack. If Holly could convince
OG and Celes to allow Juli's
heinous actions, that certainly
opened the door for Holly to pick
her violence up a notch as well."


Mr. Clyde: "I just wonder what else Holly has
in store for Dizzy tonight if
Dizzy is up for her match."


Mr. Figaro: "First we have to see if she WILL
be able to have her match."


Mr. Clyde: "I'm getting word that, despite
Dizzy's injury, she is insisting
that she have her match tonight.
She is seething in pain but is
refusing to miss the match. She
definitely wants to ge ther hands
on Holly and for good cause. So
folks, Dizzy will STILL be facing
Holly later tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "What? Daniel LaRusso is going to fight!?"


Mr. Clyde: "Huh? Who the HELL is Daniel LaRusso?"


Mr. Figaro: "DANIEL LARUSSO IS GOING TO FIGHT!"


Mr. Clyde: "Um...if by Daniel LaRusso...you
mean Diane Cavuto...then yes."

Mr. Figaro: "Works for me!"


Mr. Clyde: "I'm concerned for Dizzy though,
she is coming into the PPV not
100% as it was. But now, after
what Holly just did to her, and
any surprises she might STILL have
up her sleeve...Dizzy might be
in a world of trouble tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "Well, she will have at least one
more match before it's her time.
She better hope this next match
goes long so that she can recover
a bit from Holly's attack."


Mr. Clyde: "Judging by the look on Dizzy's face,
waiting to get her hands on Holly
might actually be the hardest part
of the night for her to endure."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly better know what she's doing,
or else she has just unleashed
a side of Dizzy she might not be
ready for. Or, conversely, Holly
might have just broken Dizzy's
leg so badly that the match will
last about 10 seconds and we'll
all throw candy bar wrappers into
the ring and demand our money back!"


Mr. Clyde: "You're...no one...is actually PAYING
for this, you know? And you can't
really throw candy wrappers as the
paper just kinda glides down. And
there's no way YOU are going to
leave any candy in the wrapper to
help guide it either."

Mr. Figaro: "And waste good candy? NO SIR!"


Mr. Clyde: "Exactly."


Mr. Figaro: "So then..."


Mr. Clyde: "Let's just get to this next match, ok?"


Mr. Figaro: "And what a match it will be!"


Mr. Clyde: "You do know what the next match IS, right?"


Mr. Figaro: "Um...something involving chicks?"


Mr. Clyde: "Tigress Mask teams with Visper Karr
to face Kaori NiGHT and a partner
of her choosing."


Mr. Figaro: "See! I was right! Chicks! Lotsa them!"


Mr. Clyde: "Yeahhss. Tigress Mask revealed her mystery
partner a few weeks ago, who turned out to
be Visper Karr. She decided to reveal her
after Visper Karr's monumental victory over
Holly in McPro to win the GHP."


Mr. Figaro: "That's Globally Honored Pants...a stinky
set of gym shorts that belongs to the
"Generallissimo McBlackmage."


Mr. Clyde: "Who is really T..."


Mr. Figaro: "SHHHH...that's for no one to know."


Mr. Clyde: "Except for all the fans who already do."


Mr. Figaro: "So who do YOU think Kaori has decided
to team with tonight?"


Mr. Clyde: "Kaori hasn't made any friends in OG-Joshi
since her debut last year. The one
time she was in a tag team match,
it was with Haley Cannon, the current
OG-Joshi World Champion. And Haley wasn't
all that happy teaming with her."


Mr. Figaro: "Well, they've had their differences in
the past for sure."


Mr. Clyde: "I really have no idea who Kaori might
have picked as her mystery partner.


Mr. Figaro: "Maybe a life sized cardboard cut out of her?"


Mr. Clyde: "Although Kaori may be a bit on the,
*cough* egotistical side, I know
she wants to win tonight's match
badly and continue the VERY strong
momentum she has had since Venemous
Ties where she beat Alicia Gordon.
Kaori wants an OG-Joshi Title shot
and winning two PPV's in a row will
help convince General Celes of
Kaori's right to a Title shot. Not
to mention her victory at the 12/13
2 Year Anniversary show."


Mr. Figaro: "So we've ruled out the life sized
cardboard cut out of her?"


Mr. Clyde: "And any chance of you taking that
particular item home with you."


Mr. Figaro: "Dang."


Mr. Clyde: "Expletives aside, the three women
we DO know about in this match have
the potential to put on a real show
stealer here. Kaori might be a bit
on the "proud" side but she has
the right to be as she has had an
amazing wrestling career and looks
to continue to be the "Queen of
Professional Wrestling." And her
opponents are equally motivated in
this match as they would both love
to get a victory over someone of
Kaori's legendary status. Tigress
Mask, especially, would like to
avenge her loss at the 12/13 show.
Visper Karr, on this recent wave
of momentum, would also like to
continue to rise through the ranks
of Joshi wrestling. And getting
a victory here would certainly help
her. But the X factor here is Kaori's
teammate. Who is she? Why is she
Kaori's teammate? What does she have
to gain in this situation?"


Mr. Figaro: "All poignant questions, Clyde.
All questions that haunt me at night
when I try to understand this crazy
universe and how to be the best
damn Figaro I can be."


Mr. Clyde: "That is the last I want to hear
about your late night activities
or thoughts, or how they would
relate to a Kaori cardboard cut out."


Mr. Figaro: "Fine...take away all my fun."


Mr. Clyde: "We have plenty of fun on the way,
as our match is about to take place.



(Code: EMTM )




Match #3: Kaori NiGHT/Mystery Partner vs. Tigress Mask/Visper Karr







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*


























Mr. Clyde: "And what a match we just had."



Mr. Figaro: "Kaori NiGHT with a BEAUTIFUL reversal
into a heel hook, taking Visper Karr
by surprise and forcing the tap out!"


Mr. Clyde: "You gotta give credit to both Visper
and Tigress though. They were on
the verge of a miraculous comeback
and had gained their momentum back
in the match. But Kaori NiGHT is
so quick and skillful that she took
Visper by surprise with that painful
leg submission. Visper had no choice
but to tap. But a match well fought
by all 4 women."


Mr. Figaro: "Including Kaori's mystery partner...
and that was QUITE a surprise."


Mr. Clyde: "I certainly hope that this means
a permanent spot on the roster for
Kaori's mystery partner for the night,
who was none other then Jenny McLanahan."


Mr. Figaro: "I'm not entirely sure how OrochiGeese
will feel about her being here though..."


Mr. Clyde: "Geese/Twinky issues aside, what we
saw from Jenny McLanahan tonight is
a wrestling dynamo who contributed
equally to her team's victory."


Mr. Figaro: "Jenny has an excellent lucha style
that Tigress and Visper took a bit
of time getting used to."


Mr. Clyde: "Jenny put on a wrestling CLINIC
in the beginning of this match and
had total control over it. I'm
almost shocked at the level of
comfort Jenny had in the ring,
considering this was her first
match in OG-Joshi."


Mr. Figaro: "Tigress and Visper eventually did
adjust to her but I think some
of the damage was already done."


Mr. Clyde: "Though they did make a big comeback
and were on the verge of attaining
victory. I have to give them both
a lot of credit for not giving up
in that match and really becoming
quite effective as a team towards
the end of the match."

Mr. Figaro: "True, true!"


Mr. Clyde: "Quite a match for everyone involved.
I think everyone showed their skills
in this match. And we were the ones
that benefitted."

Mr. Figaro: "Cause we got to see hot chicks!"


Mr. Clyde: "..."





*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "And we are now up to a match that probably
has the most history in OG-Joshi, that
of Holly vs. Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto."


Mr. Figaro: "These two have been feuding since the
very START of OG-Joshi. They were in
the first OG-Joshi match, for the
OG-Joshi Title. Dizzy was triumphant
that night, defeating both Holly
and Jo Ryder to become the first
OG-Joshi Champion at Murderers Row."

Mr. Clyde: "And since then, Holly has made it
her purpose in OG-Joshi to beat
Dizzy and get her out of her way."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly was unsuccessful doing that
the following time they met, at
the OG-FPD Darkness Falls PPV."


Mr. Clyde: "Holly does hold a few tag match
victories over Dizzy, such as
the famous Team Orochi vs. Team
Ryder Survival Tag match last
year. Holly was the sole survivor
in that match, beating Dizzy. But
Holly has yet to hold a one on
one victory against Dizzy, who
many regard as the OG-Joshi Ace."

Mr. Figaro: "Since beating Jo Ryder last year
at Venemous Ties, Holly has began
to call herself the Ace of Joshi
Wrestling. So we'll have to see
who is holding the "better hand"
so to speak."


Mr. Clyde: "That's the first non serious
thing you've said in the last
two minutes...and it wasn't
even THAT bad...at least when
compared to some of the NC-17
comments you made earlier. Get
it all out of your system?"


Mr. Figaro: "Well, Holly will kick me if
I make a lude comment about
her OR Dizzy. And Holly
kicks dangerously close
to the "Brothers Figaro"
if you know what I mean."


Mr. Clyde: "Good point, that she indeed does.
We have already seen what she's
capable of tonight when she's angry.
Word backstage is that Dizzy is
able to walk around on that
re-damaged leg. Good news for
Dizzy as she is going to really
want to avenge all Holly has done
to her. Would you like to list
the offences at issue?"


Mr. Figaro: "Aside from verbally massacre'ing
Dizzy and, her mentor, Jo Ryder,
for the last year, Holly has also
taken to sheer violence. Dizzy
had her leg injured by Haley
Cannon in a match at Venemous Ties.
The following Voltage Holly saw and
took an opportunity to further damage
Dizzy's leg during a ceremony OG
held to honor Jo Ryder as she began
her sabbatical from wrestling.
Dizzy was so hurt from Holly's
malicious attack that she was on
the injured list for the next
two months. The whole time, she
was being mocked by Holly."


Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy was granted a match against
Holly for tonight by General Celes.
And then you all witnessed what
Holly did backstage to Dizzy, leaving
her far from 100%. The state of
Dizzy's physical capacity may be
questionable but her spirit isn't.
Dizzy wants to get her hands on
Holly badly after everything she did."


Mr. Figaro: "Also at issue is what Holly made mention
of earlier this week. Holly said she
had a number of surprises for Dizzy.
We can already assume that the backstage
attack was but ONE of them. But what
about the other or others? Does Holly
have a Jo Ryder manniquin under the ring
that she plans to hit Dizzy with?"

Mr. Clyde: "I would sure hope that's NOT the case."


Mr. Figaro: "Don't put anything past Holly. She
might not be OG, but she has her
own brand of pyscho bitch-jitsu chaos."


Mr. Clyde: "That is indeed true. But folks, the
wait is now over, and we are ready
for this match. Will Dizzy get
revenge against Holly or will Holly
finally pick up a win against Dizzy?"



(Code: EMHD )




Match #4: Holly vs. Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*






















Mr. Figaro: "She did it!! Holly did it!! She
finally beat Dizzy!! And with...

Mr. Clyde: "A beatiful jumping franken...


Mr. Figaro: "No! A flying 'HOLLY loves WOOD'!"


Mr. Clyde: "Ahh yes...very true..."


Mr. Figaro: "What a match! What an ending!"


Mr. Clyde: "Back before Holly developed her
mean streak, and when she was
first starting out as a wrestler
under the teaching of OG, Holly's
finisher was the "HOLLY loves WOOD"
frankensteiner. We haven't seen her
do that move ever since she had
started using "Loser's Lunch" and
the "Muff Driver". But she did
it tonight to everyone's surprise"


Mr. Figaro: "Especially Dizzy's!"


Mr. Clyde: "That must have been the OTHER surprise
Holly was alluding to. She had this
in mind the entire time. But why?"


Mr. Figaro: "Maybe she wanted to out-fly Dizzy?"


Mr. Clyde: "If for no other reason, using a move
that Dizzy didn't expect, would
certainly help Holly's chances of
winning. Dizzy probably thought,
like we ALL did, that Holly was going
to concentrate mainly on Dizzy's leg
and maybe try to use the H-Lock 69
submission. But instead, Holly took
it to the air when she had the
chance and got victory with a modified
version of her old finisher."


Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy was most likely preparing for
Holly's leg-based assault as well
so maybe Holly wanted to switch
it up and do something unexpected."


Mr. Clyde: "She got her leg offence in, that's
for sure...but when it came to the
final decisive move, no one could
have expected Holly to do that,
she really dug deep down to attempt
and pull of such a technique at
the end of such a grueling match."


Mr. Figaro: "Holly finally did it..she finally
beat Dizzy! This is GREAT for Team Orochi!"


Mr. Clyde: "In all fairness...Dizzy was not even
near 100% tonight. She had to be a
step off from her usual performance."


Mr. Figaro: "Well, despite what we all saw happen
to her earlier, she sure LOOKED great
for someone with a hurt leg. She moved
better with a hurt leg then most people
do at 100%. But that's why she was the
first OG-Joshi Champion, after all."


Mr. Clyde: "Holly fought a great match but I would
like to see this again when Dizzy is
at 100%. I'm not saying Holly can't
beat Dizzy, but with Dizzy's injury,
this was somewhat inconclusive as
to Holly's perceived dominance over
Dizzy. Yes, she beat her, but can
she do this again? Multiple times?."


Mr. Figaro: "To Holly, all that will matter is that
it a victory now. And say what you will
about Dizzy's hurt leg..she looked
100% out there to me."


Mr. Clyde: "It's hard to argue with how sharp
she looked out there despite
her injury. Just goes to show
what an awesome competitor she is,
that she could put on THAT level
of performance tonight with the injury."

Mr. Figaro: "Also, I think there's another reason,
besides the one we discussed, about
why Holly wasn't exploiting the leg as
much as we thought she would. Holly
wanted to prove she could do MORE
then JUST work an injured leg.
And Holly did just that."


Mr. Clyde: "That is true...she definitely showed
a side of her offence we haven't
seen. A very polished version at that."


Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy fought hard but she came up short.
And you can say it was because of her
leg...but we both know there are many
wrestlers that Dizzy would have STILL
beaten tonight, despite her current
hurt condition, cause that's how great
Dizzy is. But tonight, Holly was just
a bit better and got the victory.
In a stunning and surprising fashion
at the end. Looks like Holly didn't
forget how much she loves wood!"


Mr. Clyde: "And you didn't forget how much you
enjoy making inappropriate remarks."


Mr. Figaro: "I don't think Holly will be in a
kicking mood tonight after this
victory! Team Orochi is going
to celebrate!!"



Mr. Clyde: "Don't start drinking any more yet,
we still have our main event."







*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*







Mr. Clyde: "And we come now to that very main event."



Mr. Figaro: "They are going to have a hard act to follow
after that exciting Holly/Dizzy match."


Mr. Clyde: "True...but Haley Cannon has been a part
of some of the best matches we have seen
in OG-Joshi. Haley vs. Kaori and Haley
vs. Dizzy were two legendary matches.
And now that Haley is the OG-Joshi
World Champion, you got to know how
hard she is going to wrestle tonight to
keep that belt and prove she is the best."


Mr. Figaro: "Especially against the challenger, Valeriyah
Belly...sorry, Holly's remark still is in
my head. Valeriyah Belikov is challenging
Haley Cannon for that title. And Valeriyah
has already gained some level of success
against Haley Cannon in the past."


Mr. Clyde: "During Haley Cannon's World Tour of late
2005-Early 2006, she faced Valeriyah in
an epic 30 minute draw in Russia. Neither
of the two shoot-fighting masters could
make the other woman tap out. Valeriyah
dominated much of the match but Haley
hung on and made her own rally. In the
end, neither would budge. Not only
did OG-Joshi want this as a main event
Title match for our PPV, but Haley
Cannon also wanted to prove to herself
and to everyone that she could beat
Valeriyah. And Valeriyah would like
nothing more then to beat OG-Joshi's
Champion and take the OG-Joshi Title
back to Russia with her."


Mr. Figaro: "If Valeriyah wins...does that mean,
um, we have to do Voltage in Russia?
Cause man...sh*t gets COLD there."


Mr. Clyde: "I don't think..."


Mr. Figaro: "REALLY COLD! Like maybe we better
contact Umaro and get snow mufflers
or something. Cause man, REALLY COLD."


Mr. Clyde: "Voltage is not moving anywhere."


Mr. Figaro: "COLD!"


Mr. Clyde: "Let's refocus here. What we can look
forward to in this match are wrenching
submissions, brutal suplexes, and
devestating strikes. Neither of them
will let up for a second. And if they
go to their "kill" moves, then things
will get extra interesting."


Mr. Figaro: "Valeriyah is a master of the Rear Naked
Choke. That is her signature move and
one that has choked out hundreds of
her opponents...maybe even at once!"


Mr. Clyde: "Haley's specialty is the LDT: Lancashire
Death Trap. But make no mistake...even
though these two fighters each have
their favorite moves, they also have
a number of other deadly ones. They can
really finish opponents off with a
number of painful submissions. Some
we have seen, some we haven't. Provided
we don't get another draw, this match
will most likely end in a submission.
Haley refuses to pin her opponents and
Valeriyah prefers submissions, though
will pin if the situation warrants
itself. Still, after their draw, I
think Valeriyah wants to prove her
submission power and will look to
get Haley Cannon to tap out."


Mr. Figaro: "Or she'll reach under the ring and
pull out the Jo Ryder mannequin that
Holly forgot to use! THAT would
be a great way to win the title!"

Mr. Clyde: "..."


Mr. Figaro: "Sorry...go ahead..."


Mr. Clyde: "After their first match, Haley's post
match comments showed what kind of
champion she truly is. She was happy
to have had a battle like that, to have
gone through such an ordeal. She learned
from it and was optimistic at the chance
of facing Valeriyah again. She didn't
back down but wanted another shot. That
is the stuff a champion is made of. That
is what a WARRIOR is made of. And I
believe both Haley and Valeriyah are
true warriors. So this should be a
battle that none of us will ever forget."




(Code: EMJT )




OG-JOSHI WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!






MAIN EVENT: Valeriyah Belikov vs. Haley Cannon (c)







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*



























Mr. Figaro: "DRAGON CLUTCH!! DRAGON CLUTCH!"



Mr. Clyde: "Haley Cannon has just made Valeriyah
Belikov tap out to the Dragon Clutch
and retains her OG-Joshi World Title."


Mr. Figaro: "WHAT A FREAKING MATCH!! IT WAS ALL
SUBMIT-THAT and STRETCH-THIS AND
BOOM BOOM!! BOOM!! GREAT MATCH!"


Mr. Clyde: "Calm down, you're over stimulated."


Mr. Figaro: "They wanted to tear their arms and
legs off each other!! AND AND AND!"


Mr. Clyde: "I am almost shocked that Haley Cannon
was able to fight out of Valeriyah's
Rear Naked Choke towards the end
of that match. To do it at ALL is
amazing, but to to it towards the
end of one of the most physically
intense matches I've ever seen...
well that just shows the kind of
heart and skill our Champion has."


Mr. Figaro: "And then Haley hit the Russian
Neck drop on Valeriyah...kind of
ironic actually...heh heh."


Mr. Clyde: "She went right from that into
the Dragon Clutch."


Mr. Figaro: "Maybe she should call that the
"Cannon Clutch." Or the
"I'm gonna tear your neck off!"


Mr. Clyde: "Tonight it was called victory
for Haley Cannon. In what was
a hard fought title match and
a truly phenomenal and epic
match. I said before that those
two had the warrior spirit, and
that was proven further tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "I can't get over the physical
abuse each of them went through.
And yet they kept attacking each
other with all they had!"


Mr. Clyde: "Will of the warrior Mr. Figaro,
you and I know it when we see it."


Mr. Figaro: "Every time we look in the mirror, yo!"



Mr. Clyde: "The referee is handing Haley Cannon
back her World Title. She sees
Valeriyah leaving the ring and
goes over and taps her on the
shoulder. I wonder what she wants."


Mr. Figaro: "To finish the job! Don't kill her Haley!"


Mr. Clyde: "Valeriyah also looks confused but now,
Haley is extending her hand."


Mr. Figaro: "Ohhhh a handshake...that's MUCH
different then finishing an opponent off!"


Mr. Clyde: "Haley keeps her hand extended as she
starts talking to Valeriyah. Valeriyah
slowly extends her hand and gives Haley
a firm handshake as the look in both
women's eyes are of mutual respect."


*The crowd begins cheering*


Mr. Clyde: "They each release the handshake and
then nod to each other. As Valeriyah
exits the ring, Haley Cannon continues
looking at Valeriyah in respect.
Then Haley goes to the middle of the
ring, holds her OG-Joshi belt up
high and falls to her knees with
her arms outstretched in pure joy,
celebration and excitement."


Mr. Figaro: "This is a quite a moment here..and
one well deserved. Haley Cannon
has once again proved she is a
true and great Champion."


Mr. Clyde: "This is what OG-Joshi is about."






*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*










Mr. Figaro: "Well, it looks like we have reached
the end of this PPV."



Mr. Clyde: "The main event alone could have justified
the PPV itself. But every match tonight
showed the best we have to offer here.
For a group of women to have their
first solo PPV turn out like this,
OrochiGeese and Generel Celes must
be ecstatic with how this has been."


Mr. Figaro: "We enjoyed it too! I saw you nodding
in excitement during some of those
reversals in the main event! I
know what you like Clyde!"


Mr. Clyde: "And I think this PPV has shown that
OG-Joshi can bring the highest quality
action and will continue to."


Mr. Figaro: "And its gonna be one huge post-PPV party!"


Mr. Clyde: "Thank you all for tuning into this
OG-Joshi Emergence show. We hope
you enjoyed the action as much as
we have. And we will see you again
during the next Voltage, on Sunday,
March 12th. Til then, this has been
Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro for OG-Joshi."


Mr. Figaro: "Have an "All Beef"-tastic night!"


Mr. Clyde: "You just HAD to say that, didn't you?"


Mr. Figaro: "Heh heh..."




*Fin*




Mr. Figaro: "What the hell? "FIN?"


Mr. Clyde: "It means end of show."


Mr. Figaro: "Just say it then!"


Mr. Clyde: "Are we still on the air?"


Mr. Figaro: "Oops..."




*Emergence logo quickly flashes across the screen*



*END of show*