7/24/05 Special 2 match show
Feb 14, 2007 22:54:45 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 14, 2007 22:54:45 GMT -5
(First match was written out by Twinky, second match is a video match)
[Mr. Clyde:] Welcome OG-FPD fans to a special two match show.
We are here today at the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena,
just footsteps and a full wallet away from the #1 vacation spot in the world,
Orochi-O's Land. Enjoy the water sport, um, water rides while you can.
Summer won't last forever and neither will *reads from piece of paper*
"these great, great family coupon deals which are guaranteed to
save you 16 cents per person. And what better place to "invest" those
savings then the Orochi-O's Land theme park store..."
[Mr. Clyde:] Now, with THAT out of the way...let's get to the matches:
[Mr. Clyde:] As my usual broadcast partner is involved
in this next momentary beating, I am joined by McLanahan
Pro announcer... -heavy sighing- ...Twinky
McLanahan.
[Twinky:] Howdy!
[Mr. Clyde:] Now, you do swear to not use any
Schiavone-isms, or scream "BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!"
correct?
[Twinky:] ...what means I won't?
[Mr. Clyde:] Just say yes.
[Twinky:] Yes!
[Mr. Clyde:] Our first match here tonight is going to
be over quick, as my ESTEEMED associate, Mister Figaro
takes on some kid in green, black and white tights.
Hey, you know what's green, black and white all over?
[Twinky:] Is this a Holly joke? I think I've heard it
before.
[Mr. Clyde:] Erg, this isn't any fun with YOU at the
booth...
[Twinky:] Uh, isn't this where I talk about the two
wrestlers?
[Mr. Clyde:] Knock yourself out.
[Twinky:] Well, Mister Figaro has the advantages in
size - height AND weight! - and pure power: If Frog
isn't careful, Figaro could just upright him and spike
him like a touchdown football! What he lacks in
wrestling skill, he makes up for in sheer strength,
but power only will carry you so far. To win, Figaro
will probably want to keep this as short as possible,
to keep Frog from getting any sort of momentum - if
that happens, Figaro could take control of the match
easily, but with matches in the OG-FPD Battlebowl, you
have to believe that Figaro DOES NOT WANT to find
himself laid out with a concussion or something of
that nature.
[Mr. Clyde:] Surprisingly observant...
[Twinky:] On the other side of the ring you've got
Frog Jones, Team Ryder's least experienced wrestler,
but probably their crankiest - he's earned a
reputation for himself as the fans get behind those
elbows he throws, as one crowd famously chanted, the
"Frogsawa Elbow" has enough power behind it to drop
even the LARGEST of wrestlers; it's definitely
something Figaro wants to avoid - to win, Frog has to
keep Figaro from getting too much of a solid base, and
Frog would PROBABLY want to do this through sticking
to technical wrestling, where Figaro is definitely at
a weakness.
[Mr. Clyde:] You can't be technical if you're flying
through the air - unless Frog technically gets
thrown and lands on his head.
[Twinky:] Keep an eye on the match, Clyde, this'll be
HOTLY COMPETITIVE! This is TRULY the greatest day in
our sport!
[Mr. Clyde:] ...I suppose you are aware that I must
now kill you.
[Twinky:] Well, hurry up with it then, kiddo.
[Mr. Clyde:] ...I will not, because it will be on my
own time that I do it, so the screams of your
unexpected pain will reverbate throughout the
environs! AND NONE SHALL CALL ME, "KIDDO!"
[Twinky:] Jeez, chill, would you? Man, don't they have
decaf here?
Singles Match: Frog Jones v. Mr. Figaro
Both men in the ring, the height difference on Frog
and Figaro never more widely apparant than here and
now - Frog cranes his head up to look at Figaro, who
looks down, and is more than ready to gloat. The two
men talk a bit of trash - Frog starting it, Figaro
surprised at the words coming out of the smaller man's
mouth, but ready to verbally spar with him anyways.
Oh, Frog says something about Figaro's mother, a goat,
OG-FPD Competitor Holly and an eight inch double ended
pole; and after an insult like that, it's no surprise
that Figaro's FIRED UP, Russian Hook - Frog ducks,
elbow shot socks him upside the head! Figaro's on one
knee, clutching his ear - Frog kicks him in the chest,
and rocks him with another elbow to the ear, but
Figaro uses one hand to shove Frog back, stabbing knee
strike! Frog's clutching his gut, and Figaro scoops
him up, carrying him to the ropes and throwing him out
over the top!
Frog is crawling on the ground, and Figaro gets out of
the ring, following his opponent... Figaro pulls Frog
up by the hair and yells at him, defiantly, Frog spits
in his face. Figaro doesn't pause as he grabs Frog and
presses him over his head before dropping him stomach
first on the railing! Frog's been broken in half
across the railing, and Figaro slaps the back of
Frog's head, before pulling him up and pressing him
AGAIN... Figaro walks to the apron and drops Frog face
first... a pair of kicks to the head, and Figaro pulls
Frog up by the scruff of his neck, rolling him under
the bottom rope.
[Mr. Clyde:] "For anybody at home wondering WHY
the referee had allowed all that, we are using one of
the "McLanahan Pro" referees for this match - they...
don't do a whole lot, do they?"
[Twinky:] "Nope!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hmm. You agreed to that too
easily..."
Figaro has taken his time with Frog, circling like a
vulture picking at it's carrion... a stomp to the head
here, an elbow drop across the back there, and Figaro
pulls the smaller man from the apron - whip to the
ropes, Figaro follows with an Axe Bombe- MISSES! Frog
fell to his knees after hitting the ropes, he's
clutching his stomach and the Axe Bomber sailed right
over head! Figaro rushes Frog - Rydia Bomb surprises
him, Ref slides in for the cover, ONE! Kickout by
Figaro, Frog's holding his stomach...
A desperation move by Frog Jones, but it seems to have
dazed Figaro long enough to give Frog some time to get
technical - Frog grabs the wrist of Figaro,
armbreaker! He turns the wrist, a second armbreaker;
before transitioning to a headlock, Figaro shoves Frog
to the ropes, returns - go behind, Twisted Back Drop
spikes Figaro, dumping HIM on his head! Living up to
his name, Frog POUNCES on Figaro and grinds his elbow
against Figaro's ear - he shoves Frog off easily
enough, and gets to his feet, flying mare sits Figaro
on the mat... Frog runs to the ropes, dropkick to the
side of Figaro's head - he just DROVE those feet into
Figaro's hurting ear! Neckbreaker Drop puts Figaro
down, he wraps him up with a La Magistral Cradle -
Only a one count!
Frog returns to the basics, working the wrist of
Figaro - whips him to the ropes, follows after with a
Head Scissors Whip - NO! Figaro sat out, dropping Frog
face and chest first onto the canvas! He stands,
locking in a Full Nelson on Frog...
[Twinky:] "God, Figaro must REALLY suck at
wrestling if he's using a Full Nelson. What's he gonna
do now, offer him a cash reward to break the hold?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "He's not USING a Full Nelson!
He's... setting up to something else!"
Indeed, Figaro was, pulling Frog up from the mat and
throwing him down on his back - Frog bounces from the
impact, and the bottom half jackknifes over the top,
his feet on either side of his head, shoulders most
CERTAINLY against the mat... Figaro places one foot on
the fallen Frog's face, and the ref slides in to
count, one, two, kickout! Figaro pulls Frog up, Spiral
Bomb! Figaro keeps the hold, one, two, thr- kickout!
Out of an amazing amount of frustration, Figaro hucks
the limp body of Frog out of the ring and paces back
and forth.
Frog stirs a little on the outside, the referee
counting, 4... 5... 6...
Figaro gets to the apron, and takes a pair of steps -
elbow drop across the back! Figaro stomps at Frog's
back, shoulders and head, before rolling back into the
ring, ref still counting, 11.... 12... 13...
Figaro clambers to the apron, and drops the elbow
again before throwing Frog shoulder first into the
ring post, he rolls back into the ring, ref counts,
16... 17...
Frog pulls himself to the apron, throws a foot up,
18... Frog is back in at 19, and Figaro allows him to
his feet - LARIAT, Frog's turned inside out! Figaro
scoops Frog up, wildly swinging elbow racks off
against Figaro's chin, a dropkick from Frog is swat
away, Figaro pulls him up, FLASH THROUGH THE SKY
(Throwing German Suplex)!! Frog lands on his neck, and
rolls over onto his stomach... Frog gets to his hand
and knees, looking up and screaming at Figaro, who
calmly walks over - powerbomb whip! The ref pushes
Figaro aside to make a standing knock out count, 1...
2... 3...
Figaro shoves Frog aside, jumping elbow drop! Cover is
made, ONE, TWO, THR- KICKOUT! NO, Figaro pulled Frog's
head up from the mat! He covers again, ONE, TWO, THR-
KICKOUT! Figaro pulled Frog from the apron again,
before yelling at the ref, "HOW'D HE DO THAT?!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "You know, if your referees could
count at a decent pace, this match would be mercifully
over."
[Twinky:] "You know, you don't realize how much
you miss solid food until you can't have it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "..."
Figaro pulls Frog up - with MUCH work, as Frog's whole
body is limp - Jumping Piledriver, Figaro covers Frog
- the referee tackles Figaro off, and calls for the
bell; he's stopped the match!
Frog Jones (X) v. Mr. Figaro (O), Referee Stop, 15:43
[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, THAT was even more brutal then most
of us, including even I, was expecting. And let me be the first
to congratulate my friend, Mr, Figaro, on his first singles
victory in his first ever singles match. Good show Figaro."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But as much as Mr. Figaro will complain that
I'm not about to spend the rest of the night talking about his victory,
we DO have another match to get to tonight. So let's get to it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This match includes the OG-FPD Joshi Champion,
Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, teaming with her mentor, Jo Ryder, and the
very talented and storied Kaori NiGHT. They will be taking on the
#1 contender to the OG-FPD Joshi Title, Haley Cannon, along with
McPro's Jenny McLanahan, and Orochi-O's own, Holly. How do you
see the match shaping up, Twinky?
[Mr. Clyde:] "Um, Mr. Twinky?"
[Mr. Clyde:] *Sighs* I knew I shouldn't have given him that slinky
and cookies to entertain him in between the matches, but it was part
of his contract to work tonight, damnit. Well, I can't get him "back" with
us and it appears the Joshi wrestlers are beginning to walk to the ring.
So let me wrap this up quickly...
[Mr. Clyde:]: "Haley Cannon won her match at Darkness Falls to
qualify her to face Dizzy, who also won her match to retain the
OG-FPD Joshi title, for that very title at the next PPV. Also, Holly and
Jo Ryder will be having a match at the next PPV, which will be Jo
Ryder's last OG-FPD Joshi match for a while due to her taking a break
from active wrestling to "refuel her juices." All I know is that I DON'T
want to hear Holly's interpretation of what that means. Jenny
McLanahan has NEVER quite been a fan of Jo Ryder, despite them
being cousins. Jenny has also began acting adverse to Dizzy in McPro,
despite their longstanding friendship. Kaori was put in this match because
of a rivalry with Haley Cannon, which has already produced their excellent
Darkness Falls match, and the fact that putting Kaori NiGHT into a match
makes it THAT much more entertaining. And now, it is time to begin the match:
Dizzy, Jo Ryder, and Kaori NiGHT vs. Haley Cannon, Jenny McLanahan, and Holly
[Mr. Clyde:] "That was indeed quite a match. And it appears that
many of the competitors are having words with each other even now
that the match is. It looks like this match has stirred up even more
tension between the two teams and all the individuals involved.
Hopefully many of these issues will be resolved during the next PPV.
But if they aren't, well, at least we should continue getting great in-ring
action as a result.
[Mr. Clyde:] "We congratulate both teams for putting on a great
match and show for us. We'd also like to thank the Frog and our
very own, Mr. Figaro, for the intense match earlier tonight.
And let me thank Twinky McLanahan, who is now giving me the
thumbs up with a mouth full of cookies, for joining me on commentary.
Tune into OG-FPD next week for the 2005 Battlebowl Finale match,
where you will once again see Mr. Figaro compete. And stay tuned for
more Joshi action coming to you as OG-FPD Voltage returns in August.
We hope you enjoyed this special two match card and will see you all soon.
[Mr. Clyde:] Welcome OG-FPD fans to a special two match show.
We are here today at the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena,
just footsteps and a full wallet away from the #1 vacation spot in the world,
Orochi-O's Land. Enjoy the water sport, um, water rides while you can.
Summer won't last forever and neither will *reads from piece of paper*
"these great, great family coupon deals which are guaranteed to
save you 16 cents per person. And what better place to "invest" those
savings then the Orochi-O's Land theme park store..."
[Mr. Clyde:] Now, with THAT out of the way...let's get to the matches:
[Mr. Clyde:] As my usual broadcast partner is involved
in this next momentary beating, I am joined by McLanahan
Pro announcer... -heavy sighing- ...Twinky
McLanahan.
[Twinky:] Howdy!
[Mr. Clyde:] Now, you do swear to not use any
Schiavone-isms, or scream "BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!"
correct?
[Twinky:] ...what means I won't?
[Mr. Clyde:] Just say yes.
[Twinky:] Yes!
[Mr. Clyde:] Our first match here tonight is going to
be over quick, as my ESTEEMED associate, Mister Figaro
takes on some kid in green, black and white tights.
Hey, you know what's green, black and white all over?
[Twinky:] Is this a Holly joke? I think I've heard it
before.
[Mr. Clyde:] Erg, this isn't any fun with YOU at the
booth...
[Twinky:] Uh, isn't this where I talk about the two
wrestlers?
[Mr. Clyde:] Knock yourself out.
[Twinky:] Well, Mister Figaro has the advantages in
size - height AND weight! - and pure power: If Frog
isn't careful, Figaro could just upright him and spike
him like a touchdown football! What he lacks in
wrestling skill, he makes up for in sheer strength,
but power only will carry you so far. To win, Figaro
will probably want to keep this as short as possible,
to keep Frog from getting any sort of momentum - if
that happens, Figaro could take control of the match
easily, but with matches in the OG-FPD Battlebowl, you
have to believe that Figaro DOES NOT WANT to find
himself laid out with a concussion or something of
that nature.
[Mr. Clyde:] Surprisingly observant...
[Twinky:] On the other side of the ring you've got
Frog Jones, Team Ryder's least experienced wrestler,
but probably their crankiest - he's earned a
reputation for himself as the fans get behind those
elbows he throws, as one crowd famously chanted, the
"Frogsawa Elbow" has enough power behind it to drop
even the LARGEST of wrestlers; it's definitely
something Figaro wants to avoid - to win, Frog has to
keep Figaro from getting too much of a solid base, and
Frog would PROBABLY want to do this through sticking
to technical wrestling, where Figaro is definitely at
a weakness.
[Mr. Clyde:] You can't be technical if you're flying
through the air - unless Frog technically gets
thrown and lands on his head.
[Twinky:] Keep an eye on the match, Clyde, this'll be
HOTLY COMPETITIVE! This is TRULY the greatest day in
our sport!
[Mr. Clyde:] ...I suppose you are aware that I must
now kill you.
[Twinky:] Well, hurry up with it then, kiddo.
[Mr. Clyde:] ...I will not, because it will be on my
own time that I do it, so the screams of your
unexpected pain will reverbate throughout the
environs! AND NONE SHALL CALL ME, "KIDDO!"
[Twinky:] Jeez, chill, would you? Man, don't they have
decaf here?
Singles Match: Frog Jones v. Mr. Figaro
Both men in the ring, the height difference on Frog
and Figaro never more widely apparant than here and
now - Frog cranes his head up to look at Figaro, who
looks down, and is more than ready to gloat. The two
men talk a bit of trash - Frog starting it, Figaro
surprised at the words coming out of the smaller man's
mouth, but ready to verbally spar with him anyways.
Oh, Frog says something about Figaro's mother, a goat,
OG-FPD Competitor Holly and an eight inch double ended
pole; and after an insult like that, it's no surprise
that Figaro's FIRED UP, Russian Hook - Frog ducks,
elbow shot socks him upside the head! Figaro's on one
knee, clutching his ear - Frog kicks him in the chest,
and rocks him with another elbow to the ear, but
Figaro uses one hand to shove Frog back, stabbing knee
strike! Frog's clutching his gut, and Figaro scoops
him up, carrying him to the ropes and throwing him out
over the top!
Frog is crawling on the ground, and Figaro gets out of
the ring, following his opponent... Figaro pulls Frog
up by the hair and yells at him, defiantly, Frog spits
in his face. Figaro doesn't pause as he grabs Frog and
presses him over his head before dropping him stomach
first on the railing! Frog's been broken in half
across the railing, and Figaro slaps the back of
Frog's head, before pulling him up and pressing him
AGAIN... Figaro walks to the apron and drops Frog face
first... a pair of kicks to the head, and Figaro pulls
Frog up by the scruff of his neck, rolling him under
the bottom rope.
[Mr. Clyde:] "For anybody at home wondering WHY
the referee had allowed all that, we are using one of
the "McLanahan Pro" referees for this match - they...
don't do a whole lot, do they?"
[Twinky:] "Nope!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "Hmm. You agreed to that too
easily..."
Figaro has taken his time with Frog, circling like a
vulture picking at it's carrion... a stomp to the head
here, an elbow drop across the back there, and Figaro
pulls the smaller man from the apron - whip to the
ropes, Figaro follows with an Axe Bombe- MISSES! Frog
fell to his knees after hitting the ropes, he's
clutching his stomach and the Axe Bomber sailed right
over head! Figaro rushes Frog - Rydia Bomb surprises
him, Ref slides in for the cover, ONE! Kickout by
Figaro, Frog's holding his stomach...
A desperation move by Frog Jones, but it seems to have
dazed Figaro long enough to give Frog some time to get
technical - Frog grabs the wrist of Figaro,
armbreaker! He turns the wrist, a second armbreaker;
before transitioning to a headlock, Figaro shoves Frog
to the ropes, returns - go behind, Twisted Back Drop
spikes Figaro, dumping HIM on his head! Living up to
his name, Frog POUNCES on Figaro and grinds his elbow
against Figaro's ear - he shoves Frog off easily
enough, and gets to his feet, flying mare sits Figaro
on the mat... Frog runs to the ropes, dropkick to the
side of Figaro's head - he just DROVE those feet into
Figaro's hurting ear! Neckbreaker Drop puts Figaro
down, he wraps him up with a La Magistral Cradle -
Only a one count!
Frog returns to the basics, working the wrist of
Figaro - whips him to the ropes, follows after with a
Head Scissors Whip - NO! Figaro sat out, dropping Frog
face and chest first onto the canvas! He stands,
locking in a Full Nelson on Frog...
[Twinky:] "God, Figaro must REALLY suck at
wrestling if he's using a Full Nelson. What's he gonna
do now, offer him a cash reward to break the hold?"
[Mr. Clyde:] "He's not USING a Full Nelson!
He's... setting up to something else!"
Indeed, Figaro was, pulling Frog up from the mat and
throwing him down on his back - Frog bounces from the
impact, and the bottom half jackknifes over the top,
his feet on either side of his head, shoulders most
CERTAINLY against the mat... Figaro places one foot on
the fallen Frog's face, and the ref slides in to
count, one, two, kickout! Figaro pulls Frog up, Spiral
Bomb! Figaro keeps the hold, one, two, thr- kickout!
Out of an amazing amount of frustration, Figaro hucks
the limp body of Frog out of the ring and paces back
and forth.
Frog stirs a little on the outside, the referee
counting, 4... 5... 6...
Figaro gets to the apron, and takes a pair of steps -
elbow drop across the back! Figaro stomps at Frog's
back, shoulders and head, before rolling back into the
ring, ref still counting, 11.... 12... 13...
Figaro clambers to the apron, and drops the elbow
again before throwing Frog shoulder first into the
ring post, he rolls back into the ring, ref counts,
16... 17...
Frog pulls himself to the apron, throws a foot up,
18... Frog is back in at 19, and Figaro allows him to
his feet - LARIAT, Frog's turned inside out! Figaro
scoops Frog up, wildly swinging elbow racks off
against Figaro's chin, a dropkick from Frog is swat
away, Figaro pulls him up, FLASH THROUGH THE SKY
(Throwing German Suplex)!! Frog lands on his neck, and
rolls over onto his stomach... Frog gets to his hand
and knees, looking up and screaming at Figaro, who
calmly walks over - powerbomb whip! The ref pushes
Figaro aside to make a standing knock out count, 1...
2... 3...
Figaro shoves Frog aside, jumping elbow drop! Cover is
made, ONE, TWO, THR- KICKOUT! NO, Figaro pulled Frog's
head up from the mat! He covers again, ONE, TWO, THR-
KICKOUT! Figaro pulled Frog from the apron again,
before yelling at the ref, "HOW'D HE DO THAT?!"
[Mr. Clyde:] "You know, if your referees could
count at a decent pace, this match would be mercifully
over."
[Twinky:] "You know, you don't realize how much
you miss solid food until you can't have it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "..."
Figaro pulls Frog up - with MUCH work, as Frog's whole
body is limp - Jumping Piledriver, Figaro covers Frog
- the referee tackles Figaro off, and calls for the
bell; he's stopped the match!
Frog Jones (X) v. Mr. Figaro (O), Referee Stop, 15:43
[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, THAT was even more brutal then most
of us, including even I, was expecting. And let me be the first
to congratulate my friend, Mr, Figaro, on his first singles
victory in his first ever singles match. Good show Figaro."
[Mr. Clyde:] "But as much as Mr. Figaro will complain that
I'm not about to spend the rest of the night talking about his victory,
we DO have another match to get to tonight. So let's get to it."
[Mr. Clyde:] "This match includes the OG-FPD Joshi Champion,
Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, teaming with her mentor, Jo Ryder, and the
very talented and storied Kaori NiGHT. They will be taking on the
#1 contender to the OG-FPD Joshi Title, Haley Cannon, along with
McPro's Jenny McLanahan, and Orochi-O's own, Holly. How do you
see the match shaping up, Twinky?
[Mr. Clyde:] "Um, Mr. Twinky?"
[Mr. Clyde:] *Sighs* I knew I shouldn't have given him that slinky
and cookies to entertain him in between the matches, but it was part
of his contract to work tonight, damnit. Well, I can't get him "back" with
us and it appears the Joshi wrestlers are beginning to walk to the ring.
So let me wrap this up quickly...
[Mr. Clyde:]: "Haley Cannon won her match at Darkness Falls to
qualify her to face Dizzy, who also won her match to retain the
OG-FPD Joshi title, for that very title at the next PPV. Also, Holly and
Jo Ryder will be having a match at the next PPV, which will be Jo
Ryder's last OG-FPD Joshi match for a while due to her taking a break
from active wrestling to "refuel her juices." All I know is that I DON'T
want to hear Holly's interpretation of what that means. Jenny
McLanahan has NEVER quite been a fan of Jo Ryder, despite them
being cousins. Jenny has also began acting adverse to Dizzy in McPro,
despite their longstanding friendship. Kaori was put in this match because
of a rivalry with Haley Cannon, which has already produced their excellent
Darkness Falls match, and the fact that putting Kaori NiGHT into a match
makes it THAT much more entertaining. And now, it is time to begin the match:
Dizzy, Jo Ryder, and Kaori NiGHT vs. Haley Cannon, Jenny McLanahan, and Holly
[Mr. Clyde:] "That was indeed quite a match. And it appears that
many of the competitors are having words with each other even now
that the match is. It looks like this match has stirred up even more
tension between the two teams and all the individuals involved.
Hopefully many of these issues will be resolved during the next PPV.
But if they aren't, well, at least we should continue getting great in-ring
action as a result.
[Mr. Clyde:] "We congratulate both teams for putting on a great
match and show for us. We'd also like to thank the Frog and our
very own, Mr. Figaro, for the intense match earlier tonight.
And let me thank Twinky McLanahan, who is now giving me the
thumbs up with a mouth full of cookies, for joining me on commentary.
Tune into OG-FPD next week for the 2005 Battlebowl Finale match,
where you will once again see Mr. Figaro compete. And stay tuned for
more Joshi action coming to you as OG-FPD Voltage returns in August.
We hope you enjoyed this special two match card and will see you all soon.