LIMIT BREAK PPV - 5/27/07

[OrochiGeese]

OG-Joshi "Limit Break" PPV - Sunday, May 27th, 2007


Pre-show video match download section

Start yer downloading now so the videos will be
ready by the time you get up to them in the show!


Match #1: Keina vs. Eris Byrne -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Match #2: Battle Royale: -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Match #3: Last Woman Standing: Alicia Gordon vs. Sandy Morton -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Match #4: Hardcore: Kat Black vs. Crimson Mask -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Match #5: Kim Cross vs. Jo Ryder -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Match #6: Visper Karr vs. Haley Cannon -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Match #7: OG-Joshi Tag Championship: J*Night vs. HAWT*Wing (c) -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Main event: OG-Joshi World Championship: Jenny McLanahan vs. Holly (c) -- [FLASH VIDEO]


All the Flash videos will be kept online long after the downloadable ones and can be found here:

www.dailymotion.com/orochigeese/LimitBreak


----------------------------------------------------------------------------


*Assorted red and gold pyro goes off as we go right to
the commentators, (wearing tuxedos!) Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro*.


Mr. Figaro: "Awwe, you look just like a little penguin ninja!
A penguininja!! Deadly with a heart of ICE!"

Mr. Clyde: "You got the last part right..."

Mr. Figaro: "You need a hug, dontcha!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's not get off track SO soon. Welcome fans to
OG-Joshi "Limit Break." We have 8 exciting matches for you."

Mr. Figaro: "Each more exciting then the one that immediately
precedes or follows it! That's right, each match
is actually more exciting then every other one!"

Mr. Clyde: "That's logically impossi-"

Mr. Figaro: "FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's get to the first match which features Keina
from KENTA! Army up against her month long enemy,
and relative OG-Joshi newcomer, Eris Byrne."

Mr. Figaro: "This is the first OG-Joshi PPV for either of them
and my allowance money is totally on Eris!"

Mr. Clyde: "Easy there, don't spend all $3.50 in one place."

Mr. Figaro: "That's 'tree-fiddy!'"

Mr. Clyde: "Right, right."

Mr. Figaro: "Eris has shown nothing but INTENSITY recently
and has taken out 3 members of KENTA! Army
all by herself. I don't see how just one could
pose a threat to her, especially since Eris
promised to up the aggression level tonight!"

Mr. Clyde: "But we also have to take into account this
new side of Keina that we saw at-"

Mr. Figaro: "Where YOU been? I take into account EVERY
INCH of Keina, not just every side! Mmmmm-"

Mr. Clyde: "Keina has actually matured a lot since her
arrival in OG-Joshi. She showed that when
she didn't back down against Eris even
after Eris dominated her and knocked out
Naomi. Keina may have been emotional but
she was brave and tried to stand up to
Eris. I don't think Keina is the push over
that Eris is expecting her to be, but that
doesn't mean Keina is ready to take on the
challenge of Eris. Just as I said when Holly
beat Keina at the first Voltage of the year,
being brave and full of determination does not
guarantee you the victory. You need the
skills too. And I'm still concerned as to
whether or not Keina can out-wrestle Eris."

Mr. Figaro: "Or out-fight, since Eris is adept at both
wrestling and brawling. Plus, while she
has not yet displayed the knockout power
of someone like Visper Karr or Alicia
Gordon, Eris has amazing pinpoint precision
in her strikes. Her leg kicks are fearsome
as is that low dropkick of hers. And you
know she'll be attempting to utilize both
in order to neutralize the speed advantage
that Keina has over her. And she'll also
try to drop Keina on her head repeatedly,
like another wrestler of 'chaos' we all
know, in order to shake some of Keina's
new mental strength. I see Eris taking
this match but who knows, maybe Keina
will surprise us! She did bring quite
a fight against Holly and that was without
being made angry by her to the same
extent that Eris has made her. Holly
did nothing to Keina before their match
whereas Eris has been terrorizing Keina
and her nubile friends for months now!"

Mr. Clyde: "That is true-"

Mr. Figaro: "A-HA! You agree that KENTA! Army are nubile!"

Mr. Clyde: "I was agreeing with the other part...oh
forget it. Let's just get to the match
and see what happens. It appears that
Naomi, Hiromi and...wait, is that Shino
in the audience too? Yes, it is. We
haven't seen her since KENTA! Army
first debuted here last year."

Mr. Figaro: "Shino has been doing a top notch job
on the KENTA! Army website!"


kentaarmy.orochios.com/


Mr. Clyde: "I take it you visit that site often."

Mr. Figaro: "Pounding 'reload' on my browser is the closest-"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, very graphic. Now let us get to the match."




Match #1: Keina vs. Eris Byrne -- [FLASH VIDEO]





*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*























































Mr. Clyde: "And that turned into a very brutal match at
the end. Eris was incredibly aggressive and
finished the match off with a nicely executed
DDT right on the head and neck she had been
concentrating on throughout."

Mr. Figaro: "Holy shit Clyde did you see Eris flying
through the air!? That flying plancha lariat
from Eris!? She ran all across the ring and
then leaped like halfway across the arena!!
I knew Eris was agile but didn't know she
was such a capable high flyer! That's just
yet another weapon in her arsenal!! WOW!"

Mr. Clyde: "I have to say that was extremely impressive
as was her performance. But you have to give
credit to Keina for making a comeback and
fighting with all her heart, but it just
wasn't enough. Eris out-wrestled her and
simply had too many avenues of attack."

Mr. Figaro: "That's what Keina gets for having so many holes-"

Mr. Clyde: "AHEM!"

Mr. Figaro: "In her game! In her game! Holes in her defensive game!"

Mr. Clyde: "Oh..."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd love to plug those holes up-"

Mr. Clyde: "STOP!"

Mr. Figaro: "With useful strategies and instructive advice!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well it looks as if Eris Byrne is satisfied
with her win and is actually leaving the ring
without any further incident, aside from a few
smirks at the sad members of KENTA! Army."


*As Eris leaves, Hiromi, Naomi, and Shino hop the barrier
and get into the ring. Naomi and Hiromi help Keina up and
hug her. (Meanwhile Clyde stops Figaro's hands from going
"down under" while he watches the hug). Shino gets a microphone
from outside and Naomi quickly takes it*

Naomi: "YOU TLIED YOUR BEST KEINA! IT IS OK! KENTA
STILL ROVE YOU! WE ARE PROU-"


*Shino then rips the mic out of Naomi's hands to the
shock of the three other girls and everyone else*


Shino: "NO!! YOU FAILED AGAIN!! KENTA WILL NEVER
LOVE US IF YOU KEEP LOSING!! I TOLD YOU
THREE THAT I SHOULD BE THE LEADER
OF US, NOT KEINA! I WONT SIT BACK AND WATCH
YOU THREE LOSE ANYMORE! NOW I WILL ENTER
OG-JOSHI AND SHOW YOU HOW TO WIN FOR KENTA!"

*Hiromi looks cheerful as Shino declares preemptive
victory but Keina and Naomi look sad. Shino marches
them all outside the ring and to the back area to
the shock of the crowd who are chanting:

"NICE TRY KEINA, CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP"*



Mr. Figaro: "Wow...that was something...I guess."

Mr. Clyde: "Looks like Shino has a bit more ambition
then we ever knew...which isn't saying
much since she never said a word til now."

Mr. Figaro: "So is KENTA! Army under new leadership!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I guess we'll have to wait and see."





*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "Our next match is a Battle Royale combining some
of OG-Joshi's veteran wrestlers and newcomers,
many of which are actually veterans themselves."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't know why General Celes has allowed Jane
Dod to stay in OG-Joshi after all the trouble the
Dods have caused! Jack Dod tricking OG into putting
him into the UBL, disrupting the end of the previous
Voltage, not to mention what happened last year."

Mr. Clyde: "General Celes has made it her mission to get THE
best women wrestlers in the world. She has seen
Jane Dod's obvious talent as have we all. Let us
just hope that the rest of the Dods stay in UBL
and away from OG-Joshi. We can take care of the
Dods with Geese in UBL, while Jane wrestles here."

Mr. Figaro: "Fine, fine. Let's see who else we have in this
here Battle Roy-aaal! Kristin Blade is freaking
HOT, Clyde! Not to mention Jenna Stone who has
a BIG crush on you from what I heard!! She's
a strong girl too, you could have a lot of fun!"

Mr. Clyde: "I enjoy watching her wrestle in the ring, she
is very upbeat and competes for the right reasons."

Mr. Figaro: "...but she is no Patty Sirloin...who is IN
DA HIZZOUSE and in da match!! Patty Sirloin
is my pick to win this whole thing and go
on to revolutionize the meat packing industry!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let us not sell Lana short who is one of the
favorites in this match. She just finished her
feud with Yoyo Banzai in a vicious match that
showed us more of what Lana can do. I am
going with Lana in this match."

Mr. Figaro: "Not me, Clyde. I want some well done Sirloin!"

Mr. Clyde: "But I'd say the ones with the most motivation
in this match are the new women. Jane, Kristin,
and Jenna want to make further names for
themselves. They have all been impressive
on Amplitude and Voltage but tonight is their
very first OG-Joshi PPV and a win here would
be a huge statement. Not to mention the offer
that Celes made to the winner of this match.
As they will get to challenge any wrestler of
their choice in a non title match. So basically,
let's say Lana wins tonight-"

Mr. Figaro: "NO!! PATTY!! USE AN EXAMPLE WITH PATTY!"

Mr. Clyde: "Fine...let's say Patty wins-"

Mr. Figaro: "SHE WILL!"

Mr. Clyde: "WHEN Patty wins, she could challenge the
OG-Joshi World Champion...whoever that
may be by the end of the night...in a non
title match. If she then wins that match,
that would impress Celes enough to then
give her a title match. So really, the
winner of this battle royale could find
themselves just a few steps away from
becoming OG-Joshi World Champion. And
if you consider how new some of these
wrestlers are in OG-Joshi, this is
QUITE an opportunity for them."

Mr. Figaro: "As it is for those wrestlers who haven't
had the best of luck here. Look at a Lisa
Robinson or a DARKNESS! Diva. Two wrestlers
that have had their share of problems moving
up the ladder. In a Battle Royale situation.
ANYTHING can happen. Either of them could
end up surviving to the end and getting one
last lucky elimination for the win! Heck,
Lisa Robinson would love to get her hands
on Holly to settle an old score! Even if
Holly loses the title tonight, Lisa may
still want to challenge her to finally
get a one on one match! This Battle
Royale can be incredibly helpful for
the winner and open many possibilities!"

Mr. Clyde: "So let us get right to it and see who
emerges the winner."




Match #2: Battle Royale: -- [FLASH VIDEO]


Participants: Jane Dod, Kristin Blade, Patty Sirloin, DARKNESS! Diva,
Jenna Stone, Lana, Tigress Mask, Lisa Robinson





*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*






















































Mr. Clyde: "An incredibly intelligent effort by Jane Dod.
She was biding her time, looking for openings,
and staying out of the more crowded areas of
the ring throughout. Then she was able to
narrowly defeat the equally impressive
Kristin Blade. These two OG-Joshi newcomers
stole the show in this Battle Royale by
demonstrating why they were so coveted by
General Celes to begin with. They have
both had very impressive careers up to
this point and I think they both have
very bright futures in OG-Joshi, if
their performance here was an indication."

Mr. Figaro: "DAMN DARN DOOM! PATTY DIDN'T WIN!!
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!"

Mr. Clyde: "You want another Jakob Furis?"

Mr. Figaro: "EEK!"

Mr. Clyde: "Patty wrestled a good match but seemed
to be too preoccupied with Jenna Stone.
Jenna Stone had defeated her a few weeks
ago on Voltage and it appears that Patty
has not gotten over that. Patty looks like
she wants another shot at Jenna in the future."

Mr. Figaro: "I bet YOU want a 'shot' at Jenna too..."

Mr. Clyde: "But in the end, it was Jane Dod who was
able to come out looking extremely
dominant in this match. We will see who
she wants to challenge in the coming months."

Mr. Figaro: "DONT IGNORE MY JOKES!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, Jane Dod is your winner, everyone."

Mr. Figaro: "LOOK AT ME!! I'M SAYING STUFF!"

Mr. Clyde: "One more for the record, Jane Dod."

Mr. Figaro: "WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME!?!?!?!? one one one!"

Mr. Clyde: "What's with the ones?"

Mr. Figaro: "I LIKE NUMBERS!"




*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*






Mr. Clyde: "We continue tonight with what is likely to be
a sanctioned "hit" on Sandy Morton. General Celes
made this match for Alicia Gordon to take her
anti-Holly frustrations out while she waits
to face her at the next PPV. Since Sandy is allied
with Holly, this will allow Alicia to send a message
to her and try to weaken Holly by taking away an ally.
Though, if you ask me, Holly's probably better off
WITHOUT Sandy...but that notwithstanding-"

Mr. Figaro: "BOO!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Huh?"

Mr. Figaro: "'Notwithstanding' is a BORING word, Clyde! Stop
BORING us!! What I'd like to talk about is how
Alicia Gordon was almost responsible for coming
up with the name of this PPV."

Mr. Clyde: "Oh, not THAT again..."

Mr. Figaro; "Yeah, THAT again. Hear me, Clyde!? I'm GOING there!"

Mr. Clyde: "How could I NOT hear you..."

Mr. Figaro: "General Celes had a doosy of a time trying
to think of a name for this PPV. She's not
really the marketing type and wanted to
jusT call this thing: "May PPV" but I wouldn't
let her! So we tried to get suggestions and
Alicia came up with what I thought was the best!"

Mr. Clyde: "We would have gotten laughed out of pro wrestling
if we called this night "May Molasses..."

Mr. Figaro: "NO! May MoLAWLasses!! See, it was Alicia's
LAWL training that came up with it!! And
I loved it!! You get the 'stickyness' of
molasses and the word "asses" at the end!
I suggested we use KENTA! Army as the official
spokesgirls of May MoLAWLasses but ALASS..."

Mr. Clyde: "That's alas..."

Mr. Figaro: "How do you know how I spell it? I just said it out loud!"

Mr. Clyde: "You clearly emphasized the "ass" part."

Mr. Figaro: "Gotta put a little ass on it, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "Thankfully Celes vetoed the 'molasses' idea.
I think General Celes made a good choice with
"Limit Break" as it pertains to many OG-Joshi
wrestlers on this show deciding to break the limits
they have imposed on themselves for violence. And
one such wrestler is Alicia Gordon-"

Mr. Figaro: "I want to talk more about Keina and stickyness."

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure your eventual cellmate will listen."

*Mr. Figaro gulps*

Mr. Clyde: "Better get used to THAT action as well."

*Mr. Figaro's eyes bug out*

Mr. Clyde: "Probably that too. Now..."

Mr. Figaro: "GROSS CLYDE! GROSS! I FEEL SO USED!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our first match of the evening, as I TRIED
to say before, involves Alicia Gordon taking
on Sandy Morton in a "Last Woman Standing"
match. Make no mistake about it folks, there
is practically no doubt that Alicia is winning
this. The ONLY uncertainty here is how violent
she plans to be and how utterly broken Sandy Morton
willl be by the end. After all Alicia has been through
in the last few months, I think Sandy Morton's
wrestling career may come to a brutal end tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "It's very possible that it does, Clyde. We saw
Alicia execute one of the most violent manuevers
we've ever seen her uh..execute...during the
previous Voltage when she hit Sandy in the back
of the NECK with a sick looking axe kick. The
only reason Sandy Morton is not paralyzed right
now is because Alicia didn't utilize her full
power in that kick due to the grueling match
she had just been in with Jenny McLanahan."

Mr. Clyde: "Keep in mind that the main reason this match was
signed was because Sandy hit Alicia over the head
with the chair right AFTER that match with Jenny."

Mr. Figaro: "Alicia was recovering from that hard fought
match with Jenny and then Sandy blindsided her!"

Mr. Clyde: "But tonight Alicia is at full strength and
full rage...which does not bode well for Sandy."

Mr. Figaro: "I asked Holly whether or not Juli Krieger would
be here to watch Sandy's back and she told me
something rather odd. While Holly and Juli
Krieger are allied, as are Holly and Sandy Morton,
it seems as if Juli Krieger will have NOTHING
to do with Sandy Morton at all."

Mr. Clyde: "Well that's not really a surprise. Juli Krieger
hates those that are "weak". And while she has
certainly underestimated some wrestlers before,
such as Alicia Gordon, it is really not much of
a stretch of one's imagination to see that Juli
RIGHTFULLY sees Sandy as weak, pathetic, etc."

Mr. Figaro: "So while both Juli and Sandy back Holly up,
Juli will not be helping Sandy at all, even
though Juli still hates Alicia Gordon. Looks
like Holly's gonna have to work out some
kinks in her alliance. Sounds like some DRAMA!"

Mr. Clyde: "And its unlikely that Holly will be able to
really 'watch Sandy's back" here during the
match. That is because it is absolutely
imperative that Holly places her focus totally
on the main event tonight where she defends
her OG-Joshi World Championship against Jenny
McLanahan. Holly has her hands full and she
won't be wasting her time worrying about anyone
else. Tonight Sandy is on her own and it's a
total "sink or swim" atmosphere. Unfortunately
for her, she's up against a shark that smells
blood in the water-"

Mr. Figaro: "OH SNAP!! That was AWESOME commentary, Clyde!
I could see the pun taking shape in my head!"

Mr. Clyde: "You wrote the damn line for me..."

Mr. Figaro: "SHH!"

Mr. Clyde: "I didn't want to say it but I did in
exchange for you limiting yourself to
just ONE Kat Black joke tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "You mean...me not harping on the fact
that Kat Black is gonna get HARDCORE
tonight and that you're gonna be in
the front row sharpening your sword?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, THAT is your one joke."

Mr. Figaro: "WHAT!? That wasn't even my joke! That
was just an explanation of what I wanted
to say! No, this isn't fair!"

Mr. Clyde: "Too late. Now let's get to the first
match already. Alicia Gordon is about
to eviscerate Sandy Morton, so we should
all enjoy this, except for maybe Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "Eh, she probably wants to slap her around too."

Mr. Clyde: "Time for match number three, folks."




Match #3: Last Woman Standing: Alicia Gordon vs. Sandy Morton -- [FLASH VIDEO]







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*


























































Mr. Clyde: "Ouch..."

Mr. Figaro: "And Alicia just made pretty short work of Sandy,
to no one's surprise. Sandy got a few shots in
there but I get the impression that Alicia just
wanted to taunt her with how powerless she was
to really do any damage to Alicia."

Mr. Clyde: "Yeah, and it's interesting to note that this
is their second ever in ring encounter and it
turned out very similar to their first one.
Because while Sandy HAS made strides in the
ring, Alicia has made even bigger strides and
is a lot more motivated and intense then she
was last time. Sandy is not anywhere near
Alicia's league and she's lucky that she even surv-"

Mr. Figaro: "Hold that thought, Clyde..."





*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

*Alicia rolls outside the ring and grabs a chair.
She then returns to where Sandy is laying.*


Mr. Figaro: "This has 'new nosejob' written all over it..."

Mr. Clyde: "I believe much more is at stake here then some plastic."


*Alicia waits for Sandy to finally (and slowly) get up and
then confronts her. Sandy freezes as she sees Alicia.*


Mr. Clyde: "It looks like Alicia is about to get some more
revenge from that chair shot at Voltage."


*Sandy Morton begins begging Alicia not to hit her as
Alicia's eyes show her intentions. Then suddenly, Alicia's
serious expression cracks and a smirk appears. Sandy looks
confused as Alicia then tosses the chair to Sandy. Alicia
gestures for Sandy to hit her with the chair.*

Mr. Figaro: "What the hell is going on here?!"


*Sandy shrugs her shoulders then proceeds to hit
Alicia in the head with the chair. Alicia doesn't
even move but her smirk grows larger. She then
throws her arms back, screams, and oh SHIT...

VAN GORDONATOR!!!! Alicia kicks the chair right into
Sandy's face!! Sandy goes down faster then..."


Mr. Figaro: "Don't steal my bit, narrator!"

*Sorry*


Mr. Clyde: "Sandy just got totally knocked out. I don't
know for sure what Alicia was trying to do here..."

Mr. Figaro: "I have an idea, Clyde. I think Alicia had so
easily dismantled Sandy during the match that
her anger kinda dissipated. So she wanted Sandy
to get her pissed off again, and it seemed to work!"


*Alicia begins stomping on the downed Sandy with renewed vigor*


Mr. Clyde: "That may just be some sound analysis."



*Alicia drags Sandy to the corner and then props her up
so that her back is up against the turnbuckle. Alicia
places and balances the chair on top of Sandy's face.*


Mr. Figaro: "This is SO not good for Sandy's plastic surgeons..."


*Alicia backs up to about center ring then comes charging
at the corner...and hits a JUMPING axe kick right onto the chair!*


*A sickening CRASH of metal and bone is heard as Sandy
falls to the mat quivering. Total silence sweeps the arena.
Alicia looks around and the fans are just stunned at what they
just saw. Sandy's face and entire head is a bloody mess
and her neck is twisted in an unnatural position. Alicia
just "chon kicks" her to see if she's still conscious.
When she's sure that the deed has been done, she leaves
the ring and then walks up the ramp to the back.*


Mr. Clyde: "That was one of the most violent things
I have ever seen take place in a ring
or otherwise. Sandy's spine may be
compressed from that, not to mention
the damage Alicia did to her head.
The medical staff are coming down to
the ring to take her away and are
being very careful not to move her
too much. I don't know, Figaro...
I just don't think Sandy deserved that."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde...shit...Clyde that kick...SHIT,
I can't believe that. An axe kick
onto a chair onto someone's f'n face!
That's like...that's like something
Geese would do or something. Fuck!
If Holly's watching that, she has
gotta be concerned. Holly doesn't
scare easily, but damn...Sandy
just got pulverized...MUTILATED!"


Mr. Clyde: "We're gonna take a short commercial
break as Sandy is taken care of out
here. I don't know what the diagnosis
will be for sure, but my guess is that
we're not gonna be seeing her in a
ring for a LONG time if ever again.
Even if Sandy is still physically ok
to wrestle in a few months, an attack
like that is just...not something one
gets over easily if ever. Hell, I bet
some of the fans are gonna have a hard
time going to sleep after seeing that."



----------------------------------------------------------
Interim commercial break!

Join us next weekend on June 3rd as the Universal
Battle League's 2007 Singles League beginulates!!
6 big matches and 3 of them coming to you via video!


ogubl.proboards53.com/index.cgi?


------------------------------------------------------------



*Fields of Fantasy* hits the speakers as General Celes
comes out to ringside. She walks past the medics carrying
Sandy and shakes her head disapprovingly before shrugging
her shoulders. She grabs a mic and gets into the ring*[/i]


Celes: "I think Miss Gordon went a bit overboard
here. After all, I believe the plan was
to make sure Sandy would be conscious
enough to communicate her horror to
Holly after the match...alas, I guess
a picture tells a thousand words and
this is one story that is so clear that
it won't be lost on even Holly. As she
messed with the wrong woman when she
did what she did to Alicia, and what
we saw tonight is just the beginning
of Alicia's revenge. Pity she had to
break a perfectly good chair but it's
the cost of doing business really."


Mr. Figaro: "Ouch!"


Celes: "However, I'm out here to discuss
ANOTHER little "problem" in OG-Joshi.
That of everyone's favorite crowd
jumper, the ORIGINAL one who did it
before it became "cool" to do. I'm
talking about none other then Crimson
Mask. Now, I had first scheduled
her to be in a "hardcore" match with
Kat Black. But on further reflection,
I don't think this stipulation is
anywhere near enough to ensure that
Crimson is permanently sent away.
So, after talking it out with Kat
Black...*Smirks* LAST WEEK...
we have agreed to change this match
into one more brutal then a hardcore
match, one more brutal then ANY match
OG-Joshi has put on: A LANDMINE match."

Mr. Figaro: "OH SHIZNIT!! HERE COME THE PIMP MINES!"

Mr. Clyde: "Are you speaking in tongues?"


Celes: "In order to preserve the surprise, we
did not want to set up this match until
it was announced. So I ask that everyone
in the audience be patient as the ring
hands "ready" the arena NOW for what is sure
to be a war zone. Crimson Mask, you really
thought that you own the monopoly on
violence didn't you? It's time you find
out that your art of violence is nothing
compared to the battlefields I have seen
and can quite easily create. And that Kat
Black will be my chosen soldier in this
war to rid you from OG-Joshi forever."

Celes: "While the ring crew sets up the land mines,
I will direct everyone's attention to the
Orochi-Tron where we will be replaying the
very recent episode of Kim Cross' Truth
and Assumptions with guest, Jo Ryder. Those
with a short attention span would do well
to write things down as the events on that
show will be helpful to remember when Jo
and Kim face off later tonight. However,
after the violence Kat has planned for Crimson
Mask in this next match, I would not blame
any of you if you do not even remember your
own names by the time that match is over.
And judging by some of the pale faces I
see in the crowd now after Miss Gordon's,
actions, I question how many of you are
truly ready to witness what Kat has in store."


*Celes smirks and then walks backstage as the OG-Joshi ring
crew come rushing down to get things ready for the landmine match.



Mr. Figaro: "Holy enemy combatants, Clyde! A landmine match!?
Celes has really upped the stakes here!"

Mr. Clyde: "Celes is sick and tired of dealing with Crimson
Mask attacking wrestlers and hurting them. This
match will be brutal and also will give Kat the
element of surprise as she has had a week to prepare
for it and Crimson Mask has not. However, Crimson
Mask may not NEED to prepare for pure violence, I think
it is literally in her blood, if you excuse the pun."

Mr. Figaro: "I won't excuse the pun, I'll PRAISE IT! Good show!"

Mr. Clyde: "But as Celes said, it may take a while to set up
the ring and she mercifully did not shoulder us
with the burden to talk in the meantime. Instead,
direct your attention to the OrochiTron where we
can see the T&A show that took place this week."


*OrochiTron turns on and sure enough, the T&A show
starts to play. Everyone sits back and watches patiently, except the
ring crew who are busy setting up freaking LAND MINES and don't
exactly have the luxury of relaxing at the moment. Or else..BOOM!*


*After the show is over, we go back to the announcers*


Mr. Figaro: "Jo is gonna PAY for hitting Kim!"

Mr. Clyde: "And making you tap out last Voltage?"

Mr. Figaro: "THAT NEVER HAPPENED! It was an ILLUSION!"

Mr. Clyde: "You retaining your dignity was an illusion."

Mr. Figaro: "OUCH!! That hurts inside, Clyde!! THAT rhymes though!"

Mr. Clyde: "We'll have time to talk about Kim and Jo after this
next match but let us now marvel at the structure
that has been set up in and around the ring. First
off, you'll notice that there are various weapons
around the ring. That is a change from the traditional
hardcore match where weapons are LEGAL but not so
easily accessible at the beginning. That "sets the
mood" right from the start in a more violent way
then a hardcore match. Then you look around the ring
and see land mines: weapons that are so destructive
that military tribunals condemn them. And yet, here
they are being used for a wrestling match. Celes
has spared no expense and no mercy in ensuring
that Crimson Mask not return. I just hope that
Kat Black is ready for this as well."

Mr. Figaro: "I BET you do! The only explosions you want to
see happen with her are-"

Mr. Clyde: "This match has the potential to shorten, if
not outright end the careers of both women.
I know Kat has been training harder then ever
but I hope she has been able to do exactly
what the title of this PPV describes: Break
her limits in regards to the violence she
is willing to bring. Crimson Mask HAS no
internal limits for violence, she will do
anything she can no matter how sick and
twisted. Kat Black is not the type of
wrestler or person to act like that but
tonight she HAS to in order to beat and
even survive Crimson Mask. We saw what
violence Alicia Gordon was capable of
earlier, now let us see what her training
partner and ally can bring in the fight
against violent detractors of OG-Joshi."

Mr. Figaro: "And Kat can't afford to miss a step
like Alicia was able to earlier. If
Alicia was a split second off, the
worst to happen to her was a weak slap
in the face or an uninspired chinlock.
Or maybe her gym bag getting befouled.
But the stakes for Kat are much higher
here. She misses a move and she can get
hurt by a sickle, a flame, or LAND MINES."

Mr. Clyde: "And as we see Kat walking to the ring now,
it is clear that she is quite aware
of the ramnifications of this match on her
health. She respects the structure which
is something she HAS to do in order to
survive it. She looks calm but ready."

Mr. Figaro: "And here comes Crimson Mask and she is
not at all distracted by the landmines.
Hell, what is she DOING!?"


*Crimson Mask gets down to her knees and very gently
LICKS one of the land mines. So gently that it doesn't
go off but the crowd is shocked and very disturbed
at her display. She gets up and laughs maniacally*


Mr. Figaro: "Shit, Clyde! Anytime I see a tongue
around Kat, I expect it to be YOURS,
not Crimson's! Ewww!"

Mr. Clyde: "I really don't know what to say to
that other then I think it's time to
get to the match. And I hope I NEVER
see anyone licking landmines or the
floor of an OG-Joshi arena again."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah staph infections are bad enough
but freaking Sandy Morton just walked
on that floor, who KNOWS what microbe-
Oh wait...'too soon' for a Sandy joke?"

Mr. Clyde: "Well she just got her face and skull
bashed in with a chair...its your call."

*Mr. Figaro contemplates for a second and then nods*

Mr. Figaro: "Nah, I think it was an appropriate joke!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure Alicia Gordon agrees. Now let's
get ready to watch some more pure violence."




Match #4: LANDMINES: Kat Black vs. Crimson Mask -- [FLASH VIDEO]






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*






















































Mr. Clyde: "That was even more barbaric then I expected.
But Kat Black weathered the violent storm and
was able to outwrestle Crimson Mask at the end
of the match, securing victory with the 'Blackout'
right in the middle of the ring. She certainly
took punishment getting to that point, but it
was clear that she also dished it out to the
point of keeping Crimson down for the three."

Mr. Figaro: "So..much...blood. So many asplosions!"

Mr. Clyde: "The highly overworked OG-Joshi medical staff
has come back into the ring, for the second
time tonight, to check on both women. Crimson
Mask seems to be raving like a lunatic, saying
something about how great it was to bleed
together but Kat is keeping her distance
and has propped herself against one of the
corners to start catching her breath."


*Crimson lets out a mighty shriek and then charges at
Kat who sidesteps just in time! Unfortunately for Crimson,
she didn't realize that directly behind Kat was the fluourescent
light post and SMACK her head goes right into it, breaking
3 unused light tubes at once! Crimson is down and finally
looks to be knocked out as Kat finally lets her guard down
and leaves the ring to applause as medics attend to Crimson.*


Mr. Clyde: "Kat was smart to continue to be vigilant
even after the match was over. Some of
Crimson's most heinous attacks have come
AFTER she has lost a pinfall but then she
catches her opponents off guard. Kat learned
from what happened in the past and was able
to fend her off and leave her incapacitated."

Mr. Figaro: "Will this be the last time we ever see
Crimson Mask? Or will she just come back
angrier then ever? I dunno Clyde, I just
hope Kat has enough left in her tank
tonight to grip YOUR light tube!"

Mr. Clyde: "And it looks like we're about done here."







*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "No, I have more jokes!"

Mr. Clyde: "Then save them for the next match as its
now time for Kim Cross vs. Jo Ryder."

Mr. Figaro: "YEA!! Get revenge for us Kim!! Show
everyone that you're the best joshi
wrestler! Better then Jo Ryder!
Better then Ruby Moreno!"

Mr. Clyde: "Better then Holly?"

Mr. Figaro: "Err...better then Jo Ryder!! YEAH!"

Mr. Clyde: "You just saved yourself some grief."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey, Holly LIKES Kim Cross!! She dedicated
a whole Orochi-O's Land ride to her!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think you greatly misunderstand Holly's
purposes in dedicating amusement park
rides to fellow wrestlers..."

Mr. Figaro: "All that matters is that Kim Cross' ride
is TOTALLY going to out draw Jo Ryder's
OLD, CREAKY, SPIDER-WEB FILLED "Tunnels
of Love" ride at Orochi-O's Land."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's worry more about Kim's chances of
beating Jo in the RING tonight. As that
is the real competition here, not who's
satirically created ride is more popular."

Mr. Figaro: "YEAH! What you said!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim's odd behavior notwithstanding, she
has been one of the fastest rising stars
and most impressive wrestlers in OG-Joshi
for a year now. She holds impressive
victories against Lana as well as Tigress
Mask. She also defeated LAWL's Marie
Reyes at LAWLiday 2006. There is no doubt
that Kim's star is on the rise, just a
question of how fast and who she can
defeat at this juncture in her career.
And I'd submit that Jo Ryder is a tall
order for Kim or anyone."

Mr. Figaro: "I submitted TO Jo..."

Mr. Clyde: "I think we used the word differently
there but your shame is not washed away."

Mr. Figaro: "I spend a lot of time in the shower too..."

Mr. Clyde: "Not as much as all the fans are going
to spend washing their ears after THAT!"

Mr. Figaro: "Yes but you're losing focus, Clyde! FOCUS!
The fact is that 9 out of 10 people in
a BLIND taste test chose Kim Cross to
beat Jo Ryder tonight!"

Mr. Clyde: "I take it they chose "Kim's Kool-aid"

Mr. Figaro: "No, they chose Coca-cola! What kinda
taste test were YOU presiding over?"

*Mr. Clyde sighs*


Mr. Clyde: "Getting to the match, we have two
women that possess a unique and
varied skillset. Both Jo and Kim
are known for their submissions but
I'd imagine YOU would agree that
Jo's are more then competen-"

Mr. Figaro: "Kim's made me tap out a HELLUVA
lot more times then Jo ever has!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes but Kim's techniques in THAT
regard are neither comparable nor
subjects of proper discussion here."

Mr. Figaro: "Stop gypping the fans out of the
stories they want to hear!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jo Ryder is the most adept
amateur wrestler in OG-Joshi
and also has a number of very
debilitating suplexes and throws.
Basically, if you try to match
Jo Ryder on the ground, WHOEVER
you are, you are going to get
thrown around and tossed on your
head. That's unavoidable. However,
Kim does offer a lot of experience
in amateur wrestling too, in addition
to her submission skillset. She
also is an accomplished striker
and not afraid to use her agility."

Mr. Figaro: "She's the bees' knees baby!"

Mr. Clyde: "What Kim has to do tonight is
FOCUS. Both on her mental
preparation and state of mind
and on a gameplan against Jo.
The question is what will Kim
try to do? Use suplexes or focus
on a body part. And will Jo
Ryder try to challenge Kim's
amateur, grappling prowess
of just go in for the kill
with submissions and suplexes?"

Mr. Figaro: "Kim is pretty. Pretty lady!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jo Ryder is one of the very best
in this business and she looks
very motivated for tonight's match.
But Kim has to go into tonight even
more motivated. She can't accept
anything other then victory and she
has to force herself to fully
rise above any physical and
MENTAL limits she has."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey! Whaddya know!? The whole
"limit break" nonsense applies
to Kim Cross too!! Kim, break
your dating standards too!"

Mr. Clyde: "This is the biggest match of
Kim Cross' career up to this
point and probably even for
a long time afterwards. You
don't get a chance like this
too often, so you have to make
it count. Granted Kim has done
everything in her power to annoy
Jo and Celes into making this
match, but its not certain that
she'll get another crack at it."

Mr. Figaro: "You are SO right, Clyde. According
to Kim, Jo Ryder is REALLY getting
on in years and its doubtful that
she'll be wrestling for much longer.
She may even go right into the
old folks home after this match for
the ole 'mush and medicine' special"

Mr. Clyde: "Jo Ryder is not old, she is
experienced and MATURE, which
is something I can't say for
you and Kim lately."

Mr. Figaro: "So THATS your thing, huh? 'Mature'
women? Ninja MILFS? Those chicks
have a lot of 'assassination'
experience and can teach you
new things, I bet! Those are
costume wrinkles, not skin ones!"

Mr. Clyde: "This can't go anywhere good..."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey, you HAD your Kat match earlier,
its not fair that you are getting
more "smoke bomb" opportunities!
The least you can do is listen
to me sit here and embellish them!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jo Ryder isn't my type. I don't
HAVE a type. Love isn't for a ninja."

Mr. Figaro: "Sure, sure. LUST is though!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think its time to get to the match
as Kim Cross challenges Jo Ryder."





Match #5: Kim Cross vs. Jo Ryder -- [FLASH VIDEO]







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*



























































Mr. Figaro: "OHMIGAWSH!! SHE DID IT!! KIM CROSS HAS
BEATEN JO RYDER!!!! SHE IS THE NEW
QUEEN OF JOSHI WRESTLING, THE RULER
OF THE REALM!! THE ACE OF KIM CAKES!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim Cross has successfully made Jo
Ryder tap out after an EXTREMELY
impressive display of strategy
and execution. She focused on Jo's
arm throughout the match to the
point that it was hanging limp
by the end. Then she managed to
fight off Jo's final assault,
including kicking out of a very
dangerous triple german suplex
predicament. Finally, she got
into position for the 'Kimura
lock', making Jo submit to avoid
having her arm broken, or perhaps
BECAUSE of that very condition."

Mr. Figaro: "MY KIMMY DID IT!! THIS IS LIKE
XMAS AND TOYSTORE DAY COME EARLY!"

Mr. Clyde: "Toy store day?"

Mr. Figaro: "TOY STORE DAY! ALLOWANCE SPENDING!
WOO!! TOY STORES!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Amazing how you can have the mind
of an 8 year old boy and a 13 year
old adolescent at the same time..."

Mr. Figaro: "KIM IS THE BEST! KIM IS THE BEST!
I WANT TO TOUCH HER ON THE CHEST!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jo put up a valiant fight here and
definitely had moments in which
it looked like she was going to
win. But Kim appeared more motivated
in this match then we ever saw her."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim is now an immortal! There can
only be one!! Kim is thy name!"

Mr. Clyde: "This is the biggest win in her
career and I will be interested
to see what happens now. Will
Jo want a rematch? Would Kim
grant her one? Or will she
move on and continue to climb
the ladder. One thing is for
certain, and that's that Kim
has just stood up and made
everyone in OG-Joshi and the
world of women's wrestling
take NOTICE that she absolutely
means business. I'd advise both
Holly and Jenny McLanahan to
pay close attention to Kim Cross."

Mr. Figaro: "Also, Kim looked SO much hotter
beating Jo Ryder then that little
stick-thin tart Ruby Moreno did!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Both of those women had impressive
victories..career making victories..
over Jo Ryder recently, but they both
had to work harder then they ever did
in their careers to do it. Jo Ryder
will still be a force in this business
until she is ready to step away. And
if her intensity tonight was any
indication, hopefully we still have much
more to see of her legend in the ring."

Mr. Figaro: "You mean you want to see MORE of her
cause you're into 'matures' now! I
think Holly better have a talk with
you about why Jo Ryder is NOT the
best choice for a mate!"

Mr. Clyde: "Ninjas only use broomsticks for
wooden sword sparring...that's IT."


*Mr. Figaro starts laughing*





*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*






Mr. Clyde: "Hold on, I'm actually getting word backstage.
We have an update on the earlier 'situation'
that occurred between Sandy Morton's face
and the chair. Sandy has suffered a major
concussion and will need reconstructive
surgery just to ensure that her nasal
respiratory functions are not compromised.
This is not just an aesthetic injury, this is
necessary. She has been rushed to the hospital
for emergency surgery. Let's not forget that
she also took a beating during the match
itself and has multiple bruises on her
body. To say its unlikely that we'll see
her in the ring anytime soon is quite
an understatement. I'm not here to
editorialize but I would certainly say
that Alicia Gordon got her point across."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, did you see the IMPRINT on the
chair from Sandy's face? It took the
medical staff a few seconds just to
remove the chair!! I don't think we'll
see Sandy back here. Which sucks for
Holly as she enjoyed having extra
'bodies' to throw at her enemies. But
honestly, I think Holly took a liking
to Sandy and she is not going to be
happy about what Alicia did. Keep in
mind...what started ALL of this was
Holly's plan to take out Alicia. And
she got extremely close to doing it.
Holly has been potrayed as the one
being chased down since then but I
don't think she's as powerless and
running scared as people think. If
Alicia wants to get more violent,
Holly is all for that. I just hope
this doesn't result in both of their
careers being ended by each other."

Mr. Clyde: "It looks like their hatred is nowhere
near dissipating. But we turn now to
a match based on something completely
different then the hostility and violence
that Alicia and Holly have shown us."

Mr. Figaro: "Is it time for cartoons! Whee!"

Mr. Clyde: "No, it's time for a match formed
from mutual respect and a desire to
challenge onself against worthy
competition: a philosophy that
embodies the best of OG-Joshi. Our
next match is the second of a 'Best
of 7 series' between Visper Karr and
former OG-Joshi World Champion,
Haley Cannon. It was Visper that
challenged Haley to this series
of matches due to a desire to test-"

Mr. Figaro: "It was MORE then just that, Clyde.
Yes, Visper respects Haley blah blah
'Ring of Handshakes' blah. But it was
the fact that Jo Ryder had difficulty
with Haley that made Visper want to
beat Haley in order to one-up
Jo! This whole thing spurs from
the rivalry Visper and Jo had
at the end of last year and the
fact that Visper thought Jo was
just 'phoning' it in against her
at the match they had at the
Anniversary Show. So Visper thought
that defeating Jo wasn't enough to
'beat' Jo. She wanted to defeat
someone that Jo wasn't able to
and that's why she chose Haley."

Mr. Clyde: "I won't doubt that was part of
Visper's motivation but you are
forgetting that Visper has a much
broader desire then JUST to one-up
Jo Ryder. Visper, like everyone else
in OG-Joshi, wants to become the
OG-Joshi World Champion. Haley was
the last woman to hold the belt before
our current champion, Holly. If Visper
is able to defeat Haley, in a best
of 7 series no less, then Visper has
a VERY strong claim to the #1
contendership spot. General Celes
feels the same way and has wanted
to keep such a close eye on this
series of matches that she has
volunteered to referee them. Celes
believes that whoever wins this
feud will get a Title shot very
shortly after. And since it is
Celes who makes those decisions,
I'd say Visper and Haley are
well served to treat this series
as seriously as possible."

Mr. Figaro: "Haley won the first encounter
utilizing the mystical "Rear
Naked Butt choke-"

Mr. Clyde: "That's rear naked choke. Visper
did not actually tap out but the
RNC was cinched in so tightly
that Visper proceeded to pass out
briefly as she tried to fight
it: As she was away from the
ropes and had nowhere to go
to escape. She passed out, the
ref called for the match, and
Haley was declared victorious.
We will see how Visper is able
to adjust her strategy accordingly."

Mr. Figaro: "Not passing out this time would help!"

Mr. Clyde: "But that is not nearly enough
to ensure her defense. Haley
goes after every available
limb on her opponent's body.
Visper can't just worry about
being choked out, she also has
to ensure that her arms and
legs aren't broken. Haley has
broken more limbs in OG-Joshi
matches more then anyone else
has. And she's done it to the
very best here: women like Jo
Ryder and Holly. Visper has
to be on constant guard against
Haley's submission expertise."

Mr. Figaro: "But Haley also has to be careful
against Visper's dangerous striking.
It wasn't that long ago that Visper
Karr knocked out Yoyo Banzai with
her specialty running face kick.
Haley could be trying to 'shoot'
for a double leg takedown and BAM,
gets a face full of hot Visper leg!"

Mr. Clyde: "But if Visper misses and Haley
transitions into her LDT specialty,
the match could be over just as quickly."

Mr. Figaro: "Or, Haley could be trying to go
for a submission and Visper uses
her superior speed to transition
into a quick flash pin. Visper
doesn't have submission prowess
but that doesn't mean she can't
beat someone on the ground."

Mr. Clyde: "Visper held her own against Jo
Ryder in that regard which is
quite an accomplishment."

Mr. Figaro: "This should be a HAWT match
Clyde. Two women who want to
win this series so badly to
position themselves for a shot
at the Title. Haley Cannon lives
for competition and that Title
would say that she has once again
proven herself to be the best.
Whereas for Visper, it would
be the next step in a journey
for her as she tries to rise
to the top. She's been the
Globally Honored Pants Wearer
in McPro and is no stranger
to championships, but she knows
its her time to raise her game
to fight for the OG-Joshi World Title."

Mr. Clyde: "A rare window of sanity, Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "B00BI3S!"

Mr. Clyde: "It is now time to get to the match.
Visper Karr against Haley Cannon
to decide the second fall of a
potential 7 match series."




Match #6: Visper Karr vs. Haley Cannon -- [FLASH VIDEO]








*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
























































Mr. Figaro: "OUCH! Maybe we should have called tonight
'LIMB Break' instead of Limit Break!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper Karr just showed amazing courage,
fortitude, and determination. She made
a huge run at the end of the match and
looked like she had Haley in major trouble
She hit a finely executed german suplex and
then even managed to hit the running face kick."

Mr. Figaro: "BUT...if you noticed, Visper didn't get
nearly the same running room and thus,
THUS, the momentum she usually gets with
that move. Combine that with the fact she
was tired from the match and it wasn't
that surprising to see Haley able to
get up more quickly then most people
do after they get hit with the face kick."

Mr. Clyde: "And it looked like Visper was going
to try another kick but Haley shot
in and transitioned into a very
painful looking jujigatame: and
painful SOUNDING too as I could hear
Visper's arm getting broken. Then
all it took was..."

Mr. Figaro: "A brief Haley celebration! Could
you believe that!? I never saw her
actually showboat during a match
like that! I guess she knew she
had it under control!"

Mr. Clyde: "And she did as Visper was lying
helplessly on the mat for Haley
to then apply the Anaconda Vice."

Mr. Figaro: "For ze tap-out of victory!"

Mr. Clyde: "But here is what amazed me. After
18 minutes in the ring with Haley
Cannon, after having her arm broken
just moments ago, Visper was able
to hang on and not submit for a
shocking duration of time! Visper
showed so much determination there
but ultimately the pain was just
too much AND you have to figure
she made a strategic choice to tap."

Mr. Figaro: "Because this is only the SECOND
match in the series and Visper
couldn't risk having her arm
hurt even MORE then it already
was. It looked like Visper was
fighting the pain for the first
few seconds as she looked for a
way to escape. But when she saw
that she wasn't as close to the
ropes as she was moments ago..."

Mr. Clyde: "When she escaped the jujigatame..."

Mr. Figaro: "EXACTLY. And in fact I think
that's WHY Haley put her in
the Anaconda Vice - because it
allowed Haley more control over
Visper's body then the jujigatame,
and stopped her from getting to
the ropes. Once Visper realized
that, she had no smart choice
BUT to tap out to avoid further
damage. Smart choices by both
women at the end of the match,
but Haley was the one who
picked up the victory."

Mr. Clyde: "And that's her second in this
series. But looking at Visper's
arm, I'm not sure when the next
match between the two will be
able to happen. We'll leave that
up to Visper and Celes, of course.
But in the meantime all we can say
is that both women impressed the
hell out of us in that match and
its clear why either one of them
could be getting a Title shot once
this series is over. Let's see
if Visper can bounce back from these
two losses, and her injury, to
try to start evening up the series.
But for tonight, it was all about
the former OG-Joshi World Champion
Haley Cannon once again staking her
claim to being the best and most
dominant women's wrestler in the world."

Mr. Figaro: "That's a lot of W's, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes...so it Was."

Mr. Figaro: "HAHA!! YOU DID IT AGAIN!"


*Mr. Figaro claps like a seal and Clyde throws him a sardine*





*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "And now it's time to get to the first Title
match of tonight, as we witness the first
defense of the OG-Joshi Tag Championships
held by the HAWT*Wing team of Diane 'Dizzy'
Cavuto and Azumi Oonishi as they take on
the J*NiGHT team of Kaori NiGHT and Juli Tanaka."

Mr. Figaro: "Wow, your ninja powers extend to long sentences!"

Mr. Clyde: "Of note is that Dizzy and Azumi won those titles
by beating Kaori and Jenny McLanahan. But since
Jenny earned a shot at the World Title for later
tonight, Juli Tanaka was placed into this match."

Mr. Figaro: "Juli Tanaka is a very experienced wrestler and
a former McPro trainer. She wrestles in LAWL
as well and got very close to defeating Ruby
Moreno. While I doubt Juli could ever come
close to beating Kim Cross..."

Mr. Clyde: "Juli brings a lot of experience to her team
along with a painful arsenal of throws,
submissions, and high flying moves. Kaori
NiGHT is the striker of the team, of course,
and one of THE best women's wrestlers ever.
They should make a fine team and certainly
have a shot at unseating the champions."

Mr. Figaro: "You GOTTA figure that Dizzy and Azumi are
a bit distracted tonight too after what
we all saw earlier. From what we have heard
from Dizzy the last few months, she is not
too happy at how Alicia Gordon has tried to
're-interpret' the role of HAWT*Wing in
OG-Joshi. And while I doubt Dizzy or Azumi
has particularly fond feelings for Sandy
Morton...I don't think its the 'HAWT*Wing
way' to axe kick a chair on someone's head!"

Mr. Clyde: "That's certainly a unique method in itself."

Mr. Figaro: "Maybe that's the CHAIR*Smasher way or something!"

Mr. Clyde: "But Dizzy and Azumi are best served if they
take up that matter with Alicia later and
don't allow it to distract them from what
they have to do tonight: defend their
hard fought titles that they won at the
end of last year during the tag tournament."

Mr. Figaro: "I think we're gonna see a very competitive
match here that will likely go back and
forth. We've seen what three of these
women can do against each other and I
really don't think Juli Tanaka is more
then a step behind any of them, if not
their equals. All four of these women
can grab victory faster then you can
SAY it. Especially Dizzy and Kaori who
are both capable of fast flash pins."

Mr. Clyde: "We will see if Alicia's actions earlier
tonight serve as a distraction or a
motivation for HAWT*Wing to be at their
best tonight. In either case, no matter
who wins, I think we're in for a treat
here as these four women put it all
on the line for the coveted tag titles."




Match #7: OG-Joshi Tag Championship -- [FLASH VIDEO]


J*Night (Kaori/Juli) vs. HAWT*Wing (Dizzy/Azumi) (c)[/b][/size]






*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*



























































Mr. Figaro: "ELBOWAH!! ROLLING ELBOWAH!! Dizzy
took a page out of my playbook-"

Mr. Clyde: "I think she's trying to emulate her
boyfriend Jeremiah "Frog" Jones, NOT you!"

Mr. Figaro: "Bullfrog-honkey!! Who wants to
pay tribute to Froggies 'wee lil elboos'
when you could glorify my MIGHTY arms!"

Mr. Clyde: "In any case, Dizzy had an amazing
surge of adrenaline at the end of
the match and was able to finish
Kaori NiGHT off with the rolling
elbow. She really came through
for her team and showed the kind
of energy and passion we know her,
a former OG-Joshi Champion, to possess."

Mr. Figaro: "There were times when it looked like,
no, when it actually WAS Kaori and
Juli in control. But as I predicted
in my infinite wisdom, there were a
lot of changes in control throughout
the match until Dizzy reached into the
pits of despair and pulled out the
sword of ultimate power and wisdom!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Her rolling elbow?"

Mr. Figaro: "Her TRIBUTE to mY Final Figaro elbow!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, it was a very hard fought win for the
still reigning OG-Joshi Tag Champions. "

Mr. Figaro: "ELBOWAH!"






*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*








Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time for the main event."

Mr. Figaro: "Wait! I want to get popped corn!"

Mr. Clyde: "Just settle down, I don't want to hear
your mumbling through a full mouth with
greasy fingers all over the desk."

Mr. Figaro: "YOU HATE THE CONSTITUTION!! DONT TAKE
AWAY MY RIGHT TO GREASE MYSELF UP!"

Mr. Clyde: "This match has been a long time coming.
Shortly after Holly's championship
retaining victory at this past December's
3 Year Anniversary show, Jenny McLanahan
made a public challenge to Holly to put
up her title in a match. Holly's reaction,
in a word: apathy. Holly completely
ignored Jenny despite the very impressive
rise she had been making through the world
of women's wrestling: winning key matches
in LAWL, McPro, and OG-Joshi. But it wasn't
until a January Voltage when Jenny stepped
in the way of Holly's attempts to hurt Keina
that she got her attention. However, what
Jenny didn't bargain for, what NO one
bargained for, was that Holly was about
to publicly reveal that she was behind
Juli Krieger's attack on Alicia Gordon
last year. Once that was made public,
it understandably stirred the wrath
of Alicia and made the situation a bit
murkier for Jenny. On one hand, Jenny's
main goal was to become the OG-Joshi
Champion and Holly was just in her way.
But on the other hand, Holly was now
being literally hunted down by Alicia
and it was doubtful if there would be
anything left of Holly to defend the
title against Jenny. And Jenny wanted
to win the Title by beating a champion,
not just by finishing off the remains."

Mr. Figaro: "So while Jenny certainly does not like
Holly, or vice versa, and they even
started feuding against because of
the Keina situation, Jenny was put
in the odd situation of protecting
Holly from getting obliterated by
Alicia, thus incurring Alicia's wrath."

Mr. Clyde: "After battling both Alicia and Holly,
Jenny finally got the opportunity she
wanted due to General Celes making a
#1 Contenders match between her and
Alicia. Jenny went on to win that
match in impressive fashion and earned
herself tonight's Title opportunity."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny is no stranger to Holly as they
had faced off many times before this
year in both McPro and Pro Wrestling
Wild, In fact, Holly and Jenny were
all set to up their rivalry in PW-W
when it took a hiatus. so really,
a lot of the tension between the
two were never settled at all."

Mr. Clyde: "And also keep in mind that Holly
has been battling Kaori NiGHT
in NDP for a while now and has
said a lot of unkind things about
both Jenny and Kaori. While it's
true that Jenny has been forced to
save Holly's health and career in the
last few months from Alicia, that
might have given Holly a false
sense of security with Jenny. Yes,
Alicia wants to do terrible, violent
things to her...but Jenny is no
friend of her's either and would
love nothing better then to win
the OG-Joshi World Title by
beating her SPECIFICALLY for revenge
over some of the problems between them."

Mr. Figaro: "Meanwhile, Holly does not see Jenny
as the threat she probably should.
I think Holly has underestimated Jenny
here partially cause of her low opinion
of her and partially cause of the elevated
threat level of Alicia Gordon recently."

Mr. Clyde: "This might be the best chance for anyone
to take the Title off of Holly if she
really is as preoccupied with Alicia
as we think she is...and probably SHOULD be."

Mr. Figaro: "But any fan who writes Holly off just by
hearing all of that is clearly not a
long time OG-Joshi fan!! And that is
because Holly has proven herself able to defy
the odds with every challenge she has faced.
Jo Ryder and Haley Cannon are but two of
the wrestlers who everyone thought would
get the better of Holly only to be shocked
at her fortitude. Whether it be refusing
to give up to submissions or coming back
from a tough injury and adapting to a new
style. And then there's the smoke screen..."

Mr. Clyde: "Holly is a master of mind games. And while
she may delight in poking fun at her opponents,
a lot of them proceed to underestimate and
undervalue her in-ring intensity because
of the fun she has outside the ring. If you
judge and prepare for Holly based on how
she acts outside the ring, you WILL lose.
However, Jenny already knows that."

Mr. Figaro: "With everything going on in Holly's life
now with her brother starting to wrestle,
Alicia Gordon breathing down her neck
trying to BREAK it, worldwide political
strife, cats and dogs living together-"

Mr. Clyde: "Commentators tragically trailing off..."

Mr. Figaro: "Ahem, yes! Very good! With all that
going on, will Holly's focus be
compromised or sharper then ever?
THAT is the question that will
determine this match. Can Jenny
jump up and grab this title from
a distracted Holly? We already
know Jenny is a superior wrestler
but is she able to overcome Holly's
ring saaviness and tricks?"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny is a smart wrestler too
and she knows what to expect
from Holly, but that is not
always enough. But on the other
hand, Jenny has been adding new
moves to her repertoire that
Holly is not familiar with."

Mr. Figaro: "The point is that we can go
around in circles like this
for hours. Neither outcome here
surprises me but how it will go
down certainly intrigues me.
Jenny or Holly? Paper or plastic?
Live or die, Sensei Kreese!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Huh??

Mr. Figaro: "HONK!"

Mr. Clyde: "Was that a call for the Gooses?"

Mr. Figaro: "NO!! NO!! GET TO THE MATCH!! QUICK!"







Main event: OG-Joshi World Championship(c) -- [FLASH VIDEO]

Jenny McLanahan vs. Holly (c)







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*




























































Mr. Figaro: "I CANT BELIEVE IT!! SHE DID IT AGAIN!"

Mr. Clyde: "In what is considered a trend here, Holly
manages to fight out of her opponent's
specialty submission when it looks like
there's no way she could possible resist it."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny had that cattle mutiliation...eww..
on Holly right in the middle of the ring!
Just like Jo had the "Eclipse Festival"
on her, just like Haley had her in a
similar jujigatame as we saw her use
to break Visper's arm. Jenny had her
TRAPPED in the middle of the ring with
no help and Holly would NOT.SAY.DIE!"

Mr. Clyde: "She managed to fight out of it somehow,
to the absolute shock of Jenny McLanahan.
But even more shocking was the aftermath.
Jenny STILL thought that Holly was down and
then turned around to be immediately
grabbed and driven into the ground with
Holly's "Loser's Lunch" finisher! Holly
has won yet another match at the very
last second with that desperation move!"

Mr. Figaro: "She did it again...the woman does NOT
quit. Whatever people want to say about
her behavior, they can't discount that
she is ALL heart in that ring."

Mr. Clyde: "She earned this victory through sheer
grit because I fully thought Jenny
outwrestled her throughout and had
control over much of the match. It is
a testament to Jenny's abilities that
she was able to come so close to victory
and really dominate the Champion for much
of the match. But Holly is not finished
until the match is actually over and she
once again showed why. I don't know
HOW she fought out of that Cattle
Mutilation after all the punishment
she received, but she did it. And
then she amazingly popped up just
in time to grab Jenny off guard
and seal the victory."

Mr. Figaro: "Amazing. Both women put on such
an awesome display right there.
Jenny came so close but her
control was disrupted at the end
when she underestimated...can it
even be CALLED an underestimation
when the opponent does something
SHOCKING like that though!? I mean,
not only did Holly manage to not
tap out, and fight out of the...ewww
'livestock mutilation'...but she actually
popped up as fast as Jenny! I can't
fault Jenny for being so shocked,
especially after her excellent
performance throughout the night
in keeping control over Holly!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny worked so hard and it's
always tough when you come so
close but your goal is disrupted
by something like a last minute
comeback, but that is what happens
sometimes in professional wrestling.
You have to treat each second as
if it's a new one and not rely on
what SHOULD be happening, but what
what actually is. I think Jenny
had all the tools to win this match
and looked like she was about to,
but I know she will learn from this
rather RARE lesson and will grow
as a wrestler because of it, maybe
even making use of it herself."

Mr. Figaro: "The crowd certainly appreciates Jenny's
efforts. I have a feeling it won't
be long until we see Jenny challenging
for a championship again, Clyde."

Mr. Clyde: "I get that feeling too and consider
Jenny as one of the very top wrestlers
here, right among the very best."

Mr. Figaro: "And wow..what a match. That was INSANE!"





*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*








*Jenny begins to leave as Holly is still recovering
in the ring. As Jenny walks up the ramp, suddenly someone
JETS past her! It's Alicia Gordon!*


Mr. Figaro: "Oh my oh my oh MY!"

Mr. Clyde: "Holly is not ready for this kind of onslaught!
She just wrestled an 18 minute match!"



*Alicia runs into the ring and starts peppering
Holly with kicks to the stomach and elbows to the
face. It doesn't take long til a woozy Holly
falls down and tries to cover up. Jenny turns to
see the attack and freezes for a second before
finally walking back to the ring. But she is not alone
as Dizzy and Azumi have already started running
down the ramp. They inadvertently bump into Jenny,
sending her off balance onto the floor, and get into
the ring. Alicia sees them but doesnt budge from
her position of top mount on Holly who is for
like the FIFTH time this year, gushing blood
from her nose. This time though she is unconscious
due to the exhausting match she just had.*


Mr. Clyde: "I think General Celes needs to do
something about this. It's one thing
for Alicia to get her revenge, but to
do it after such a grueling match when
Holly gave her all for the World Title."

Mr. Figaro: "Um..YEAH! It's just occurring to you
NOW that Alicia is going overboard!?
Even her own friends know it!"



*Dizzy tackles Alicia off Holly ('Big John McCarthy'
style!) and holds her down as Azumi actually helps
roll a totally battered Holly out of the ring. Alicia
breaks free of Dizzy, rushes past Azumi, and goes
to kick Holly some more until Dizzy runs back over
to hold her back again. Meanwhile, Kaori and Juli
have come out to help up an exhausted and shocked
Jenny who was bumped off the ramp. She confers with
Kaori and Juli and then get into the ring to confront
Dizzy and Azumi...causing them to be distracted...
allowing Alicia to AGAIN break free (determined one!)

But this is not to last long...as someone has come from
backstage to the aid of Holly. Someone that has
caused Alicia to stop in her tracks. Juli Krieger? No.

Orochi f'n Geese. With a look of anger, OG ran down
to the ring to the defense of Holly. Alicia does not
move an inch closer as OG verbally threatens her very life
if she lays one more hand on Holly in this condition.*


Mr. Figaro: "I think the attack is over for tonight.
Alicia does not want ANY of Geese, I
don't care HOW angry she is at Holly."

Mr. Clyde: "Yeah and this isn't 'OG-Joshi' owner
Geese we're seeing here, this is
"Chaos Kaiser" Geese and we know
he's not adverse to defending Holly
through any means necessary right now.
He's an equal opportunity crippler."


*OG's temper continues to flare. He props Holly
up against a guard rail and then takes a few steps
closer to a frozen Alicia...but before he can grab her,
we see someone jump out from the crowd...it's UBL's
Thunder Strike!! Geese immediately backs up and it
looks like the frequently shifting odds are even again!*


Mr. Figaro: "NO!! What the hell is HE doing here!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Protecting Alicia as Geese is protecting
Holly, but Geese doesn't NEED a reason
to be here really as its his promotion.
Still, can you blame Thunder Strike for
making sure OG doesn't do something
particularly vicious to Alicia?"


*Geese attends to Holly again, who is still pretty much
out of it, and takes her backstage, never once turning
his back to Thunder Strike and Alicia. As he gets to the
ramp, he makes a throat cutting gesture to Thunder Strike.*


*Meanwhile, Dizzy has rolled out of the ring and
starts reprimanding Alicia. Also, General Celes has
come out to witness the scene. OG helps Holly up
the ramp and they both pass Celes but do not turn
to acknowledge her. Celes looks back mildly annoyed
but then her gaze returns to the ring area where we
see Dizzy with a pained expression on her face
pleading to Alicia "why are you acting like this?
This isn't OUR WAY!" as J*NiGHT yell at Azumi for her
and Dizzy's unintentional knocking of Jenny off the ramp*


Mr. Figaro: "It looks like tonight has not
solved any issues between and
WITHIN these two teams. Jenny is
more angry at HAWT*Wing then before
and Dizzy's relationship with Alicia
seems to be deteriorating by the second."

Mr. Clyde: "Meanwhile it looks like if General
Celes is just gonna allow Holly to get
taken apart, that Geese is going to step
in to save her in desperate situations.
And it's not like Celes has the authority
to stop him from doing that either. Geese
said he wouldn't interfere with her decisions
from an administrative standpoint, but he is
not the kind of man to just sit back and
watch something happen that he disapproves of,
especially when it involves Holly's well-being."


*Dizzy continues trying to plead with Alicia as Thunder
Strike jumps back over the rail to the audience. Alicia
turns away from Dizzy and goes to follow him but is grabbed
by the arm by Dizzy. Alicia looks at Dizzy, and then at
Thunder Strike...and shakes her arm free from Dizzy to
continue going over the rail. She and Thunder Strike
leave through the crowd. Dizzy looks distraught but
then turns around to see Azumi being cornered by J*NiGHT.
She slides back into the ring and tries to find out what
is going on as they continue to yell at Azumi.*


Mr. Figaro: "Damn, it's gonna be a HOT summer in OG-Joshi!"


*General Celes comes down to the ring and gets between
the two teams, trying to calm them down. J*NIGHT finally
leaves, while helping Jenny backstage. Dizzy and Azumi
remain in the ring sharing a concerned look.*


Mr. Clyde: "Well it looks like the action has finally
settled down. There is certainly going to
be a lot of fall out from all the events
that we just witnessed, not to mention from
everything we saw tonight. We look forward
to seeing you again in a few weeks when we
return to you with Amplitude we and thank you
for joining us tonight. See you soon, folks."

Mr. Figaro: "I LOVE YOU KIMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"



*The scene fades...TO...black.*


Fin