Murderers Row - 3/18/05
Feb 14, 2007 22:49:58 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 14, 2007 22:49:58 GMT -5
The first ever OG-Joshi PPV took place on March 18th, 2005 and also included OG-FPD Wrestlers. For the purposes (or porpoises) of this board I will just be providing the OG-Joshi portion of this and other PPV's.
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OG-FPD Presents Murderers Row!! Friday March 18th, 2005!
Here is the line-up of tonight's matches!
5) OG-FPD Joshi Championship match: Holly vs. Jo Ryder vs Dizzy
*OrochiGeese walks down to the ring and takes a microphone*
OG: "WELCOME EVERYONE TO OG-FPD'S SECOND PPV EVER, MURDERERS ROW!"
OG: "Tonight we will be presenting 6 (Video) Matches for you all
to watch! But that's not all, there will also be some
OG-FPD announcements given throughout the night!"
OG: "That brings me to the first announcement of the evening. As you
all know, OG-FPD has recently created a Joshi Title for its
very talented and growing female wrestler division! Along with
creating that title, I have also taken it upon myself to
make an official place for all of the fans AND wrestlers to
discuss OG-FPD Joshi related items and for them to cut promos!
(Basically, I setup a message board for OG-FPD Joshi!)
OG: "So after this PPV is over, I cordially invite you all to
visit and participate at this new Joshi home"
Go here: p201.ezboard.com/bogfpdjoshi
OG: "Before I turn the show over to the live action, let me introduce
a duo who will be two of the new voices of OG-FPD: working at
PPV's such as tonight and during Voltages! Please welcome two
of my Orochi-O's employees, Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro! Mr. Clyde
will be doing play by play and Mr. Figaro will be our new color
commentator, and anyone that knows him from PW-W knows he has
plenty to say. Hopefully he'll get the subdued Mr. Clyde talking
as well! Ok, everyone, I hope you enjoy the show!"
*OG exits the ring and the camera now turns to the announcers...ones
who look oddly familiar if anyone is familiar with a certain RPG*
Mr. Clyde (in a slightly unenthusiastic voice): "Welcome everyone to..
Mr. Figaro: "WELCOME EVERYONE TO MURDERERS ROW!!"
*Figaro nudges and whispers to Clyde* "The boss said he'd pay us extra if we
act excited. Look, I just want to be
training now too, but we might as well
make the best of this and get more $"
Mr. Clyde: "Yes, yes, welcome everyone to Murderers Row. We have a ...
*Clyde whispers to Figaro* "Does he really expect me to say this"
*Figaro nods back*
Clyde (sighs): "We have a "barnburner" of a match coming up...
*Clyde once again whispers to Figaro: "Why would anyone use a burnt barn as
an analogy to a wrestling match?"
*Mr. Figaro shrugs his shoulders and grins at Clyde's reluctance*
*We cut backstage where Jo Ryder and Dizzy have been chatting*
Jo Ryder: "and above all else, Miss Cavuto, good luck - I'll be trying my
hardest, so I expect you to do so, too! Make it worth it, hm?"
Dizzy: "Yes'm, Miss Ryder, I'll do my best that I will!"
Mr. Clyde: "Looks like we didn't catch it in time, but it appears Jo,
as the strong competitor she is, was trying to make sure that
Dizzy was motivated so they could all be part of the best
match possible. A respectable move and Dizzy looks very ready"
Mr. Figaro: "Say, did you hear the joke about the competition between Jo Ryder
and the infamous "Chupacabra"!?"
Mr. Clyde: "You've been listening to Miss Holly too much, haven't you?"
Mr. Figaro: "Um...onto the next match"
Mr. Clyde: "Now we come to a match that I know everyone has been greatly
looking forward to, including even us. One reason is because our
fellow Orochi-O's employee Holly will be taking part in this
OG-FPD Joshi Title match against Jo Ryder and Dizzy. And
the winner will be crowned the first ever OG-FPD Joshi Champion."
Mr. Figaro: "And I just want Holly to win so she won't be in a bad mood
on Monday at work! Jo Ryder seems to have her quite riled up
over the last few months and Holly will not be happy if Jo
gets the better of her in any way. Holly wants that title."
Mr. Clyde: "No matter who wins, my hunch is that this will be the best
pure wrestling match on the show, and therefore the one I've
looked forward to the most. Jo Ryder is one of the best wrestlers
I've ever seen, Holly has improved drastically over the last
few months and is quite a threat. And from what I've seen from
Dizzy, she can really do some amazing things and, despite her
lighthearted nature, is NOT to be taken lightly when IN the ring"
Mr. Figaro: "Wow, imagine that, two announcers talking about a female wrestling
match and not ogling them!"
Mr. Clyde: "Looks like there's some hope to humanity after all"
Mr. Figaro: "Also, if you'll notice, OrochiGeese will NOT be the referee for
this match as he was for the other matches tonight. That is
because he does not want the match to be potentially marred
by charges of favoritism due to his strong friendship with Holly.
There will be a neutral referee to ensure an even playing field"
Mr. Clyde: "Why yes, I do notice that he is not present in this match. You're
really earning that check for insightful commentary, aren't you."
Mr. Figaro (grins): "You can ALSO notice that two recent additions to the
OG-FPD Joshi roster are in the crowd tonight preparing to watch
this match very closely. Haley Cannon and Kaori Night will
no doubt both be looking intently at this match, scouting out
all three wrestlers for future matches. Each has their eyes
on the title and will soon start competing to get their shots.
Mr. Clyde: "And now the competitors are coming to the ring, let's watch the match."
og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/PPV/M-Row/FirstJoshi.WMV
(CAUTION: MATCH SPOILERS BELOW: POST MATCH ANGLE)
As the bell rings, Dizzy looks about in confusion,
before the referee hoists her hand into the air... her
eyes water in joy as he hands the OG-FPD Joshi title
belt to her, which she instantly hugs like a favorite
stuffed animal before thrusting it into the air
proudly...
Holly leaves in disgust at the celebrating Dizzy while
Jo Ryder pats her on the shoulder, helping put the
belt around Dizzy's waist... Dizzy pats the belt and
climbs a turnbuckle, proudly clapping and showing the
belt off for the fans while Jo rolls out of the ring
and grabs a clothing box from under the ring...
Holly pauses on the ramp as she looks up towards the
celebration... Jo opens the box removing a Team Ryder
windbreaker, and Dizzy hops down from the
turnbuckle... the two women in ring stare at each
other before Dizzy thrusts one arm out, as Jo puts the
jacket on her - and HOLLY ISN'T LIKING THIS TURN OF EVENTS!
(Thanks Twinky for that writeup and the earlier Dizzy/Jo promo!)
(END SPOILERS)
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OG-FPD Presents Murderers Row!! Friday March 18th, 2005!
Here is the line-up of tonight's matches!
5) OG-FPD Joshi Championship match: Holly vs. Jo Ryder vs Dizzy
*OrochiGeese walks down to the ring and takes a microphone*
OG: "WELCOME EVERYONE TO OG-FPD'S SECOND PPV EVER, MURDERERS ROW!"
OG: "Tonight we will be presenting 6 (Video) Matches for you all
to watch! But that's not all, there will also be some
OG-FPD announcements given throughout the night!"
OG: "That brings me to the first announcement of the evening. As you
all know, OG-FPD has recently created a Joshi Title for its
very talented and growing female wrestler division! Along with
creating that title, I have also taken it upon myself to
make an official place for all of the fans AND wrestlers to
discuss OG-FPD Joshi related items and for them to cut promos!
(Basically, I setup a message board for OG-FPD Joshi!)
OG: "So after this PPV is over, I cordially invite you all to
visit and participate at this new Joshi home"
Go here: p201.ezboard.com/bogfpdjoshi
OG: "Before I turn the show over to the live action, let me introduce
a duo who will be two of the new voices of OG-FPD: working at
PPV's such as tonight and during Voltages! Please welcome two
of my Orochi-O's employees, Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro! Mr. Clyde
will be doing play by play and Mr. Figaro will be our new color
commentator, and anyone that knows him from PW-W knows he has
plenty to say. Hopefully he'll get the subdued Mr. Clyde talking
as well! Ok, everyone, I hope you enjoy the show!"
*OG exits the ring and the camera now turns to the announcers...ones
who look oddly familiar if anyone is familiar with a certain RPG*
Mr. Clyde (in a slightly unenthusiastic voice): "Welcome everyone to..
Mr. Figaro: "WELCOME EVERYONE TO MURDERERS ROW!!"
*Figaro nudges and whispers to Clyde* "The boss said he'd pay us extra if we
act excited. Look, I just want to be
training now too, but we might as well
make the best of this and get more $"
Mr. Clyde: "Yes, yes, welcome everyone to Murderers Row. We have a ...
*Clyde whispers to Figaro* "Does he really expect me to say this"
*Figaro nods back*
Clyde (sighs): "We have a "barnburner" of a match coming up...
*Clyde once again whispers to Figaro: "Why would anyone use a burnt barn as
an analogy to a wrestling match?"
*Mr. Figaro shrugs his shoulders and grins at Clyde's reluctance*
*We cut backstage where Jo Ryder and Dizzy have been chatting*
Jo Ryder: "and above all else, Miss Cavuto, good luck - I'll be trying my
hardest, so I expect you to do so, too! Make it worth it, hm?"
Dizzy: "Yes'm, Miss Ryder, I'll do my best that I will!"
Mr. Clyde: "Looks like we didn't catch it in time, but it appears Jo,
as the strong competitor she is, was trying to make sure that
Dizzy was motivated so they could all be part of the best
match possible. A respectable move and Dizzy looks very ready"
Mr. Figaro: "Say, did you hear the joke about the competition between Jo Ryder
and the infamous "Chupacabra"!?"
Mr. Clyde: "You've been listening to Miss Holly too much, haven't you?"
Mr. Figaro: "Um...onto the next match"
Mr. Clyde: "Now we come to a match that I know everyone has been greatly
looking forward to, including even us. One reason is because our
fellow Orochi-O's employee Holly will be taking part in this
OG-FPD Joshi Title match against Jo Ryder and Dizzy. And
the winner will be crowned the first ever OG-FPD Joshi Champion."
Mr. Figaro: "And I just want Holly to win so she won't be in a bad mood
on Monday at work! Jo Ryder seems to have her quite riled up
over the last few months and Holly will not be happy if Jo
gets the better of her in any way. Holly wants that title."
Mr. Clyde: "No matter who wins, my hunch is that this will be the best
pure wrestling match on the show, and therefore the one I've
looked forward to the most. Jo Ryder is one of the best wrestlers
I've ever seen, Holly has improved drastically over the last
few months and is quite a threat. And from what I've seen from
Dizzy, she can really do some amazing things and, despite her
lighthearted nature, is NOT to be taken lightly when IN the ring"
Mr. Figaro: "Wow, imagine that, two announcers talking about a female wrestling
match and not ogling them!"
Mr. Clyde: "Looks like there's some hope to humanity after all"
Mr. Figaro: "Also, if you'll notice, OrochiGeese will NOT be the referee for
this match as he was for the other matches tonight. That is
because he does not want the match to be potentially marred
by charges of favoritism due to his strong friendship with Holly.
There will be a neutral referee to ensure an even playing field"
Mr. Clyde: "Why yes, I do notice that he is not present in this match. You're
really earning that check for insightful commentary, aren't you."
Mr. Figaro (grins): "You can ALSO notice that two recent additions to the
OG-FPD Joshi roster are in the crowd tonight preparing to watch
this match very closely. Haley Cannon and Kaori Night will
no doubt both be looking intently at this match, scouting out
all three wrestlers for future matches. Each has their eyes
on the title and will soon start competing to get their shots.
Mr. Clyde: "And now the competitors are coming to the ring, let's watch the match."
og-fpd.fireproclub.com/Matches/PPV/M-Row/FirstJoshi.WMV
(CAUTION: MATCH SPOILERS BELOW: POST MATCH ANGLE)
As the bell rings, Dizzy looks about in confusion,
before the referee hoists her hand into the air... her
eyes water in joy as he hands the OG-FPD Joshi title
belt to her, which she instantly hugs like a favorite
stuffed animal before thrusting it into the air
proudly...
Holly leaves in disgust at the celebrating Dizzy while
Jo Ryder pats her on the shoulder, helping put the
belt around Dizzy's waist... Dizzy pats the belt and
climbs a turnbuckle, proudly clapping and showing the
belt off for the fans while Jo rolls out of the ring
and grabs a clothing box from under the ring...
Holly pauses on the ramp as she looks up towards the
celebration... Jo opens the box removing a Team Ryder
windbreaker, and Dizzy hops down from the
turnbuckle... the two women in ring stare at each
other before Dizzy thrusts one arm out, as Jo puts the
jacket on her - and HOLLY ISN'T LIKING THIS TURN OF EVENTS!
(Thanks Twinky for that writeup and the earlier Dizzy/Jo promo!)
(END SPOILERS)