OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV - Part 1 - 2/9/08

[OrochiGeese]

OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV

Sunday, January 9th, 2008




SPECIAL NOTICE: This is a one-night show but will be posted over the course of two weekends due to the size of the show.

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*A king's ransom worth of pyro shoots off in the Voltage arena portion of the Peter Venkman Memorial as we are joined by Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde who are both in tuxedos and sitting in their usual broadcast positions.*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Hello and welcome to the OG-FPD Four Year Anniversary PPV. We have quite the card for you tonight as the best of both OG-Joshi and Universal Battle League are set to compete in matches tonight."

[Mr. Figaro:] "You got that right little buddy, tonight is going to feature matches the likes of which we have not seen before from both great companies. 3 titles up for grabs, honor on the line, and more hotwings then any mere mortal should ever attempt to stick in his mouth! But I'm up to the task, Clyde! Gotta do it for my fans!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "On that note...*Clyde clears this throat*, and by that I mean the less crazy one. Let us look at the card for tonight.

*A snazzy graphic appears on your tv screen and the OrochiTron*


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Tonight's Card:

*Blue: Universal Battle League matches
*Red: OG-Joshi matches


3YU1 - Universal Championship: Match 1: Twinky vs. Jack Dod
3YKK - Kat Black vs. Kim Cross
3Y6T - Jason Hyde/Jang Bae/Bak Fu vs. Team Snake Mountain
3YU2 - Universal Championship: Match 2: Twinky vs. Jack Dod
3YVH - Visper Karr vs. Haley Cannon (Match 7)


(The next four segments will be posted next weekend)

3YII - *Intermission period*
3YTT - OG-Joshi Tag: J*NiGHT vs. HAWT*Wing (c)
3YTO - Thunder Strike vs. OrochiGeese
3YJC - OG-Joshi World Title: Alicia Gordon vs. Holly (c)


[Mr. Figaro:] 'No WAY!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Impressive card, right?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Dude, we got an INTERMISSION!! AWESOME!! Can I sing the "let's all go to the lobby song?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "If you behave yourself to that point, I'll allow you that indulgence."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Does that mean yes?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "uh--"

*Just then a voice is heard from behind them. It's a female voice and it's emanating from the Orochi-Tron. Everyone looks to find "Mean" Jean Carter who is being broadcast from the stage of the "Battle Chamber" portion of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Hello Miss Carter."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Hey chica!"

[MJC:] "Hey guys! I'm gonna be joining you guys tonight as official Universal Hostess!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Wow, you must REALLY get around with THAT job title!"

*MJC's face turns red*

[MJC:] "I've had to put up with remarks like that all leag-"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Uh, thank you for joining us tonight. As you have been present at all of the Universal Champion League shows, I'm sure you have a lot to tell us about what you think will happen tonight."

[MJC:] "I'll tell you what will happen! If your "colleague" over there makes one more remark-"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, yes, I get it. Let me handle this. Figaro, remember when I said that you could sing your little lobby song if you behaved?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Yeah!!" *makes seal "barking" noises*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well that includes NOT teasing Miss Carter."

*Mr. Figaro frowns*

[MJC:] "Thanks Clyde!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Now, I believe it is time to get to the first match of the evening which is the first in a "two out of three falls" format scheduled for tonight between the two men tied for wins in the 2007 Universal Champion League: Twinky McLanahan and Jack Dod."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I don't like either of these two men, Clyde. Geese should have won!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And a very reputable argument goes that Geese *would* have won had his opponent for tonight, Thunder Strike, did not get involved in matches. However, despite that unfortunate situation, we are left with tonight's series between Twinky and Jack. Two men that are no strangers to each other. They have traded the PW-W Unified World Heavyweight Title back and forth and they have been part of some of the best matches of the last few years in pro wrestling. And they meet again tonight at least twice, and possibly for a third time if they are tied. They will have a chance to rest rather then having sequential falls, but the question on everyone's minds is whether two buffer matches in between their falls will be enough for them to recover?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Probably not."

[MJC:] "Doubtful!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Then they will have to battle each other, potential injuries, and fatigue. But it is all worth it to be crowned the Universal Champion, a title fought for all year last year by 11 of some of the best wrestlers in the business...and Centurion."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Way to kick a man when he's down and injured!"

[MJC:] "Eh...i've seen him, he kinda sucks."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Thank you. He really does. But the other eleven wrestlers were some of the cream of the crop. But it was Twinky who earned his way here tonight and Jack who connived his way here to face him. Both men actually traded the lead in wins throughout the league but tonight there can only be one final winner."

[MJC:] "And this next match will help us find out who will be that winner!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Hey! I was gonna say that!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Doubtful. It's much more likely you were going to comment on my "cream of the crop" remark."

[MJC:] "Ha-ha! Busted!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "boo."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's get right to the match as Twinky and Jack Dod face off in the first fall."


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Universal Championship - Fall 1

Match 1 - Twinky McLanahan vs. Jack Dod


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[Mr. Clyde:] "And Twinky has struck first blood here, forcing a tap out with his feared jujigatame. Twinky attacked Jack's arm a lot throughout this fall, and I think that was a smart strategy to not just get the win here, but to soften Jack up for the next fall as well."

Twinky McLanahan (O) [Jujigatame - 18:19] (X) Jack Dod

[Mr. Figaro:] "In a multi-part match like this, it's certainly a good idea to keep going after one body part. I don't know how injured Jack's arm is right now but he will have a little bit of time to rest it before the next fall. Still, you can't discount that Jack was effective as well in this match, sending Twinky painfully outside the ring and also beginning to focus on the leg a bit. We all know Jack has that painful "Four Figure" leglock which won him just about as many league matches as his DodSmack has."

[MJC:] "Plus, there's always cheating! Jack Dod is a cheater! A damn dirty cheater! And he was just waiting to catch Twinky in a situation where he could pull the wool over everyone's eyes. Go for a ruse, I tells ya!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "I think I'm starting to like this chick, Clyde!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And that tells me we better take it to the next match."


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[Mr. Figaro:] 'Sure THAT is a good idea?"

*Clyde looks at the card and gulps*

[Mr. Figaro:] 'That's what SHE said!!"

[MJC:] "Who? ME!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "No, Kat."

*Clyde hits Figaro up-side the head*

[Mr. Clyde:] "We arrive now at a match between two of the fastest rising wrestlers in OG-Joshi: Kat Black and Kim Cross. These two have had an amazing year in terms of wins and losses. Kat Black defeated the likes of Crimson Mask, Tigress Mask-"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde's sexual repression MASK!"

[MJC:] "That doesn't sound like a real wrestler, Figaro."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Not to obviously change the topic Miss Carter, but is it uncomfortable doing commentary standing this whole time?"

[MJC:] "What a gentleman! Too bad Drake Yoshida isn't one. He told me that I have to do this while standing on the UBL stage so that everyone can see, supposedly, that there are more fans in the UBL Battle Chamber area behind me now *points to all the fans* then the Voltage area. I mean, I doubt anyone has counted but geez."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Understood."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Celes is actually speaking into my earpiece now and saying that Drake is a tool."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Ok, back to Kat Black and Kim Cross. I already went over Kat's victories but Kim has also had a phenomenal year as well. She defeated Jo Ryder at the Limit Break PPV, certainly a career-making match. She also beat Marie Reyes at last year's LAWLiday."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Kim Cross is what this whole company is ABOUT. Dignity, beauty, and excellence!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Unfortunately, someone in the front office decided it was best to force Kat and Kim to team together."

[MJC:] "Who? Celes? Geese?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Louder."

[MJC:] "Ahhh, Figgy over there!" *Waves to Figaro*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Hi!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "After months of forcing these two to team and act like close allies, the tension finally erupted after a bad....dinner experience where we all ran afoul of former OG-Joshi wrestler Lori Cuozzo. And that was only followed by another bad experience where 'Figgy' over here inadvertently caused Kat Black to get pinned in a tag match when his interference backfired."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I maintain that was a camera trick by the Reed Sisters and I was actually sitting next to you that whole time!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well physics disagrees, and so do I. That was the final straw in the tenuous alliance of Kat and Kim. We haven't really heard from Kat since but she appeared extremely angry when she left that match. How has Kim felt?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh man!! Kim feels AMAZING! Her skin is like soft butter and-"

[MJC:] "EEW! More then we wanted to hear!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "But not nearly as much as I wanted to touch!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "See what I have to work with, Miss Carter?"

[MJC:] "At least you don't have some nameless narrator every week saying sexually harassing things to you!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I'd offer to switch but then you'd be in an even worse position here."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Name any position you'd like Jean, and I'll make sure-"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Maybe we should just get to the match already. You're dangerously close to breaking your promise to behave, and that means no lobby snacks or song."

[Mr. Figaro:] *sad face*

[MJC:] "Who is your pick to win this, Clyde?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think Kat has rightful anger here but not the vicious type we have seen her have to use before, like against Crimson Mask or in LAWL. Meanwhile, Kim seems to be at her best WHEN she is eliciting anger from others. I think it is too close to call who is the better wrestler. Kim is a superb submissions wrestler and a capable striker. Kat's speed and striking are superior and she also has submission prowess. I really could not choose which one of these will walk out with the victory."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Ahh, you're just being nice, Clyde! You know Kim's my main squeeze and Kat is yours so you don't want to upset me by saying Kat will win. Look at this guy, Jean, he's a pal!"

[MJC:] "Well, the UBL fans here seem to be getting angry and aggressive having to sit through commentary for an OG-Joshi match, so let's get to the ring already!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And Figaro, Celes told me that if you attempt to leave your chair to interfere, there WILL be repurcussions. And not just taking away your lobby song privileges."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Fine, fine!"


[Code: 3YKK ]

Match 2 - Kat Black vs. Kim Cross



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[MJC:] "Wow! Those two really went at each other!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "It was a fitting match for their talents, no doubt about that. You ok, Figaro?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "If it was anyone but Kat who beat Kim, I'd be crushed. But we gotta keep the family together!"

[MJC:] "I honestly thought Kim had this victory wrapped up but Kat rallied late and became unstoppable!

[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh, Clyde can tell you about her endurance and drive when things get close to a clima-"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Kim brought an incredible array of offence to this match but Kat brought hers exactly when Kim didn't expect it, and THAT was the key, in my mind. Those two Shadow Plunges came well after Kim expected Kat to have any fight left. But never ever count Kat Black out."


Kat Black (O) [Shadow Plunge - 15:26] (X) Kim Cross


[Mr. Figaro:] "Well I certainly hope these two put aside their diff-

[Mr. Clyde:] 'Wait, who is that?"

*We see someone jumping over the guard rail and getting in the ring. It's Lori Cuozzo!! And she just blindsided Kat Black!!*

[Mr. Figaro:] "GAHD DAMN!!! WHAT IS SHE DOING THERE!? THE COOZE IS ON THE LOOZE!"

*Lori hip checks Kat down and then mounts her. She begins throwing punches while shouting obscenities and Kat is too tired to defend! But before Lori can deliver any more punishment, Kim Cross fires off a low dropkick into her face! Kim pulls Lori off Kat and begins slapping the shit out of Lori!!*

[Mr. Figaro:] "YES!! THIS IS POETRY TO MY EYES!! SLAP THE COOZE!! SMACK HER UP GOOD, KIM!"

*But Kim doesn't see the ring apron being slowly raised from below as someone sneaks out*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Is that...yes, it's Crimson Mask! We haven't seen her for an entire year ever since Kat defeated her at the 3 Year Anniversary PPV!"

*Crimson Mask gets into the ring and immediately punches Kim in the face!! Lori falls through the ropes to the outside during the scuffle. Crimson looks at her but turns her attention back to Kim. Crimson takes out her sickle and lets out a sick laugh while she shouts out: "TIME TO RIP THAT FACE, MY PRETTY!!"

*Mr. Figaro almost has an aneurysism*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Wait, Figaro...look."

*Before Crimson can cut Kim's face, Kat Black delivers her OWN low dropkick to Crimson! Then Kat nails her with a diving front dropkick to the upper chest, bouncing her off the ropes. When she rebounds, Kim is able to shoulder block her right in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her. Crimson rolls out of the ring and goes to where Lori Cuozzi is standing. The two begin talking to each other, in a way that suggest discussing a strategy. They both approach the ring, getting on the apron, as Kat and Kim look at each other, nod, and then ready themselves for the aggressors outside*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh hell no, I ain't allowing this any longer!"

*Mr. Figaro runs to the ring BARKING threats!! Crimson and Lori see this and immediately bail out in separate directions back through the crowd. Figaro gets into the ring and marches around it challenging Crimson and Lori to get back inside. But once it's clear they don't, he settles down and begins talking to Kat and Kim.*

[Mr. Clyde:] "I hate to admit it, given Figaro's past actions, but I think he did the right thing here. Kat and Kim were both heroic in helping each other and battling those two off. But they have just been in a grueling match and I'm not sure they'd be able to handle a fresh, angry Lori and a very dangerous fresh Crimson Mask. They are the ones who were the uninvited guests, Figaro just evened the odds."

[MJC:] "Gotta agree with that, Clyde."

*Mr. Figaro continues to talk to both. Finally, Kim extends her hand to Kat. After a second of hesitation (and Figaro frantically nodding yes), Kim takes it and nods to Kim. Figaro attempts to hug them both, but Kat stomps his foot as Kat elbows his stomach. Kim laughs and Kat appears a bit jovial as well, for someone who's just been in a match and had to ward off two attackers! Figaro leads them both backstage, as they appear to be talking and patching up their differences.*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Hey Clyde, I just want to escort them to their lockerrooms and get some security there, ok?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yeah, go right ahead. Jean and I will get everyone ready for the next UBL match."

*Mr. Figaro leaves with Kat and Kim*


[MJC:] "That was sure something, Clyde. Do you think Lori and Crimson Mask planned this? And if so, are they alligned now? Neither of them strike be as the type to be able to have or hold too many friends!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "If they did plan this, my guess is that it was just a one night plan. I can't imagine either of them could deal with each other much longer. Celes is not gonna be happy about this, especially since Lori's suspension is still not up. And Crimson Mask's status in OG-Joshi is provisional, at best."

[MJC:] "Well, if one good thing came out of it, it's that Kat and Kim seemed fine with each other."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Kim may act...odd, at times, even a little egotistical. But she's in OG-Joshi for the right reasons. As is Kat, certainly. But I can't say that about Lori and certainly not Crimson Mask. I think Kat and Kim have a whole lot in common when constrasted with those two."

[MJC:] "Ok, ok!" *MJC is talking into her earpiece* "Sorry Clyde, Drake....*talks into her earpiece again* "Mr. Yoshida is telling me we have to talk about the next match!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Understood."


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*Mr. Figaro comes back out from the curtain and sits down, excitedly."

[Mr. Figaro:] 'Woo! What did I miss!?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "You're just in time to discuss the tag match. How are Kat and Kim?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "They seem ok and I got some extra security outside their locker room. They are definitely pissed about Crimson and Lori but ttold me they'd deal with that later. Right now they are actually talking over the EPIC match they just had and seem to be in good spirits with each other. I knew we could make this family work, Clyde!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Uh, yeah. Miss Carter, if you would like to begin discussing our next match?"

[MJC:] "Sure, thanks! We are now ready for an encounter that is both the result of the 2007 Universal Champion Singles League and perhaps a bit of a preview of the 2008 Universal Battalion Tag League."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I know that "Snake Mountain" has been officially entered as one of the Battalion teams. That team consists of Nightmare and the 2006 Battalion Champions, Marauder and Naja Mask. Marauder got very close to winning the Universal Champion League and made quite an impact this year on the new United States based UBL fans."

[MJC:] "On the other side is another two men who almost won the Championship, Jason Hyde and Bak Fu. Bak Fu was a front runner to begin with and got a number of impressive and painful looking victories. But it was Jason Hyde who really shocked the world as to just how talented he was. He beat Orochi Geese, Jack Dod, and many others during the league."

[Mr. Clyde:] "I have to agree with you about Jason Hyde's performance. Jack or Twinky will officially win the league tonight, but if you ask me, Jason Hyde actually benefitted the most from the League experience in forging a name for himself through his victories and performances. Marauder is a close second, in that respect."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Then there's Jang Bae, who Mr. Clyde has full knowledge of in the ring."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jang Bae and I had a number of matches on Open shows this past year. He defnitely impressed me with his in ring skills, martial arts prowess, and intensity. I do not know if he will be in the Battalion Tag League, but I will be. And I hope to face him again."

[Mr. Figaro:] Meanwhile, Bak Fu has a score to settle with Snake Mountain. Marauder began to build his momentum in this league by getting a shocking win over Bak Fu. It's not as shocking anymore now that we know what he is capable of after seeing Marauder's performance throughout the entire league. But wow, when he first defeated Bak Fu in one of the first weeks of the league, everyone was up in arms about the upset! While I am sure Bak Fu respects Marauder's in ring skills, he wants another shot at him."

[Mr. Clyde:] "And then there's Nightmare. Unlike Marauder, Nightmare attempted to attack Bak Fu from behind. This happened on the show before their match and did nothing to endear Bak to Nightmare. He even attacked Bak right before their match began. And while it is true that Nightmare had the best performance of the league against Bak, and won, it is also true that Bak was none too happy how Nightmare went about it. Bak wants revenge. Bak wants revenge against Nightmare and Naja Mask for jumping him after the match to make a point that their new Snake Mountain alliance was a dominant force. Bak Fu wants REVENGE, and that is NEVER a good place for anyone else to be. Even his teammates may want to stay out of his way as much as possible."

[Mr. Figaro:] "And Snake Mountain wants to prove that they are going to win the Battalion League this year by taking out a very strong opposing team. I do not know if the Jason, Jang, and Bak Fu team are set to be a Battalion team. My guess is no as I'd imagine Jang would team with his close ally, Thunder Strike. Plus, Bak doesn't seem like the biggest team player. He's a loner, a deadly one. DEADLY, but not as deadly as our analysis skills!"

[MJC:] "Really, the only reason Bak IS on this team tonight is that Sergeant Yoshida forced him to be here. This match was intended as both a morale boost for Snake Mountain, provided they win, but also as punishment for Jang, Jason, and Bak for "being insubordinate" in Mr. Yoshida's eyes. So we will have to see just how well these three do work together."

[Mr. Clyde:] "We have witnessed Jason and Jang working well in the past as there is some connection between them with Jang's Tae Kwon Do students Alicia Gordon and Marie Reyes being friends with Jason and his sister Angelica Hyde. Due to that, Jason has been pretty strong allies with Jang and Thunder Strike throughout the first year of the new UBL. We also know that Jason and Bak Fu have a lot of respect for each other as we saw throughout the league and in their match. As for Bak and Jang, I'd imagine they have the respect for each other that two practicioners of the martial arts usually have. But as I cautioned before, Jang and Jason better stand back when Bak is getting the revenge he craves against Nightmare and Naja as well."

[MJC:] "I think we've said it all guys! Let's get to the match!"

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Match 3 - Jason Hyde/Jang Bae/Bak Fu vs. Snake Mountain


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[MJC:] "Wow! What a rout!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yoshida's plan really backfired here. He intended to punish Bak Fu, but the very inclusion of Bak Fu punished Snake Mountain."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Both Clyde and I have been in the ring with Bak Fu and it's no picnic. But we've been fortunate enough to never be in the ring with him when he's angry. And tonight Bak Fu once again proved to the world that it is NOT smart to get him angry. He just took apart Snake Mountain at the end of that match, especially Marauder!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Bak got some peace of mind after Marauder's victory over him during the league. And I think he also got some revenge against Nightmare, Naja, and Drake himself. Meanwhile, Jason Hyde and Jang Bae also had a very impressive display."

[MJC:] "They did exactly what you warned about! Stay out of Bak's way!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And a wise choice at that."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Marauder looks pretty shaken up right now, I think his neck may have been injured from that sleeper suplex by Bak. Then he had to endure a moonsault foot stomp, followed by the *Last Breath."


Jason Hyde/Jang Bae/Bak Fu (O) [Last Breath - 32:23] (X) Marauder/Naja Mask/Nightmare


[MJC:] "What amazed me, guys, was that Bak pretty much pummeled Marauder all the way back to his corner!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Bak Fu is known for a lot of things, mostly his sense of violence and desire to drop wrestlers on their heads. But I think it is criminal that his intelligence is often not given the credit it is due. Bak knew that Marauder was out of the match at this point, but he could not end the match just yet, as Marauder's team mates were still waiting to break up a pin."

[Mr. Figaro:] "So Bak just beat on all Marauder all the way back to his corner!! That's what we call using your noodle!"

[MJC:] "I thought THAT was what you tried to do to Kim this whole year?"

*Mr. Figaro is strangely silent*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Round 1 goes to Jean Carter with an impressive knock out punch."

*MJC laughs*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Bak, Jason, and Jang go backstage and are greeted with applause from the fans. Bak still looks stoic as he walks back. Meanwhile, Naja and Nightmare are helping Marauder backstage."

[MJC:] "Is Naja actually berating Marauder! How can he do so after what Marauder just had to go through! I didn't see Naja stepping in there to try to stop the attack, he just sat back and thanked his snake gods that it wasn't HIM getting tossed around the ring."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Hey Jean, you want to get TOSSED around the ring?"

[MJC:] "EEEEW!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And Figaro comes back swinging..."

[MJC:] "Totally EWWW."

*Mr. Figaro lets out a hearty laugh*

[Mr. Clyde:] "In any case, it looks like Bak got his revenge tonight. But that will likely just make Drake Yoshida ang-"

[MJC:] "Sorry to interrupt Clyde, but he's shouting into my ear piece that you should address him by either Mr. or Sergeant as is his title."

[Mr. Figaro:] 'Oh shit, it's ON!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "If Drake would like to suggest I do that, face to face...."

[MJC:] "Uh...Drake has withdrawn his request."

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[Mr. Clyde:] "And we come to the next match, which is the second fall of the Twinky McLanahan vs. Jack Dod series to decide the 2007 Universal Champion."

*Dod Squad music hits and Jack Dod comes out to the ringside with a scowl and a heavily bandaged right arm.*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Well, I don't know how injured he really is after that jujigatame, but you can't blame Jack for taking precautions here."

[Mr. Clyde:] "He may have that on to prevent further injury as well."

[MJC:] "Guys, I thought Twinky applied the jujigatame on Jack's other-"

[Mr. Figaro:] "And here comes Twinky McLanahan! And he has quite the smile on his face! But I'm sure he's not taking this fall likely. Jack Dod is now a cornered animal and you can't expect Jack to just accept his position here without finding a "way out"."

[MJC:] "Yeah I mean I'm REALLY sure that Jack's left-"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Jack is pointing to his bandaged arm and is swearing revenge! But Twinky just responds with a rare showing of the middle finger!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, you know, that's uncharacteristic of him but we can't forget how much hatred is shared between these two. Twinky has had it up to here with Jack's shenanigans of the last few years and to finally have Jack up against a wall like this, it's gotta be a good feeling for Twinky."

[Mr. Figaro:] "And these two aren't wasting any time for a second ring introduction. As soon as Twinky stepped through the ropes, Jack attacked!"

[MJC:] "Guys I really think Jack has trick-"

[Mr. Figaro:] "This match has begun!"


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Universal Championship - Fall 2

Match 4 - Twinky McLanahan vs. Jack Dod



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[MJC:] "See!! I was trying to tell you two that something was up!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well we don't know for sure what happened, only that Jack readjusted his bandage before hitting, and subsequently knocking out, Twinky McLanahan with that DodSmack en route to winning the second fall."

Jack Dod (O) [DodSmack KO - 18:19] (X) Twinky McLanahan

[Mr. Figaro:] "Yes, but Clyde...did you HEAR that?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I did hear a rather...uncharacteristic noise coming from that move. The Dodsmack is one of the most punishing moves in the UBL, but it certainly had an extra SMACK to it tonight."

*We see Jack Dod rolling out of the ring as the ref attends to Twinky McLanahan. Jack runs to one of the sides of the entrance ramp where what looks like Caleb Dod is waiting. Jack reaches into his bandage and pulls out a metal arm band, about 3 inches wide, that he had wrapped under his cast. As the ref is still attending to Twinky, Jack slips the metal band to Caleb who throws it in a Dod-logo'd duffle bag. Jack laughs, high-fives Caleb, and then goes backstage while the medical staff run up the ramp to attend to Twinky.*

[MJC:] "I was trying to tell you guys!! Twinky hurt Jack's LEFT arm with the jujigatame in fall 1, not his right one!! Apparently, enough matche had passed that the ref, and you two, *MJC giggles* had forgotten. Consarnit, Jack Dod just stole this match with an international object!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Not only that, but he may have seriously injured Twinky in the process. A metal-band assisted DodSmack would put most wrestlers on the shelf for the rest of the week. Granted Twinky McLanahan is NOT most wrestlers...but we have to rememeber that he was ALREADY in the midst of a second grueling fall before that DodSmack hit. Folks, I don't know the likelihood he will be able to even come back for the third fall."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Come back!? He might not even be conscious!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "We do have a few matches until their third fall, but will Twinky be able to recover? And how hurt is Jack's left arm, anyway, after all of this?"

[MJC:] "This match just got a whole lot more complicated. I don't know if Mr. Yoshida saw all this happen, or if he even cares about this controversy, but we're gonna need some answers tonight! Twinky may have just gotten robbed!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "BAMBOOZLED!"

[MJC:] "FLIM-FLAMMED!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "SWINDLED!"

[MJC:] "HOODWINKED!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde, can we keep her!?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "..."

[MJC:] "Let's get to the next match!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "She does have merit..."



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[MJC:] "And now it's time for a match that I have followed closely, due to my duties as head interviewer in OG-Joshi!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "You sure wear a lot of pants around here, I'd love to get you out of them."

[MJC:] "..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Lobby, Figaro...lobby song."

[Mr. Figaro:] "yeah, yeah. I'm having more fun flirting with her anyway!"

[MJC:] "Flirting, Title 9 sexual harassment violations...such a thin line."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Ahem...now, we are ready to discuss another match that has had a multi-part format. Only this series has actually taken place over the course of the entire year. Visper Karr and Haley Cannon have been embroiled in a best of 7 series. They split the first six and we are now ready for the seventh, and deciding fall."

[MJC:] "Not only does this fall decide the winner in the series, but General Celes has made it quite clear that tonight's winner has more then just an "OK" chance at being the next #1 contender to the OG-Joshi World Championship!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Haley Cannon is a former OG-Joshi World Champion, having lost the title to the current champ, Holly. This series was a chance for Haley to get herself back in contention. She'd love to get in the ring with Holly again and regain her gold."

[Mr. Clyde:] "And Visper Karr, much like Kat Black and Kim Cross, has had a meteoric rise over the last year. It was last year at the 3 year Anniversary PPV when Visper captured the victory of her career, defeating Jo Ryder in an epic match. Visper has raised many eyebrows over the last year or two with key victories. She even holds a title victory over Holly from a few years back in McPro."

[MJC:] "Speaking of Visper and Holly, these two have been at each other's throats VERBALLY for years. And while they did get a chance to actually get in the ring in McPro, and trade those Globally Honored Pants back and forth-"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Pants-trading: HOT!"

[MJC:] "Paris references: NOT"

[Mr. Clyde:] "As you were saying, Miss Carter."

[MJC:] "While they did get to trade that TITLE back and forth in two huge matches, they haven't been in the ring together since then. Visper has added a number of impressive moves to her arsenal. But even more importantly, she is a different wrestler in that ring since the last time her and Holly fought. Visper has more confidence and poise then ever before. We saw it in the way she came back in this series after losing the first two falls to Haley, in somewhat painful manner."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley certainly got the jump in this series with her excruciating submission holds. And while it is true that each of these women have gained 3 victories a'piece, Haley's victories were more decisive. Each of them forced Visper to tap out and then spend a few months repairing her body. Whereas Visper, even in the matches where she had Haley in the most trouble, could not manage anything more then a quick pin when Haley wasn't expecting it."

[Mr. Figaro:] "A win's a win, Clyde!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "That much is certain. But Visper, herself, has regretted not being able to win the match in more dominant fashion."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I think she'd be foolish to worry about anything BUT winning. And if she intends to go for something big tonight, Haley may just be ready to pounce on her. If Visper sees she can win the match at any point, and through any means, she should take it. That's what Haley will do."

[MJC:] "This match can really go either way. Once Visper's confidence and comfort level in this series set in, she has shown that she can surprise Haley, something no one else has really been able to do. Haley hasn't had an answer for those quick "flash pins", as they are called. Meanwhile, Visper hasn't really had that great an answer for being able to walk out of the ring without a limp limb."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Never happened to me..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "They both have noted advantages over each other. Visper is perhaps the best striker in OG-Joshi right now. Her kicks have knockout power and she is quick enough to be able to hit them at any time. She is also proving herself to be quite the master of suplexes, having learned them from Jo Ryder in training. Finally, as noted, her ground based technical skill and uncanny ability to grab a victory through pinfall from almost any position."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Duly noted!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Figaro may be right in that a pin is a pin, but even I have to agree that if Visper wins tonight in similar fashion, holding 4 victories by pinfall over Haley Cannon is no fluke and nothing to second guess herself about. If Visper's pinfall wins were a fluke, Haley would have stopped it by the second match attempt. But to already hold 3 pinfalls over Haley shows that not even Haley Cannon has been able to stop them. There's merit in that style, and Visper would be hard pressed not to go for another pin if it can net her the chance to become #1 contender."

MJC "As for Haley Cannon. We have a former World Champion so she knows what its like to be on top."

[Mr. Clyde:] "You realize what you did there. right?"

[MJC:] "Crap..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Can you teach me how it feels, Jeanie!?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Just go back to what you were saying, he's not gonna let you live that down though."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I'd be happy to go down on-"

[MJC:] "EEW!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley is a master in submissions. She can target any part of your body and make you submit within seconds of applying a hold. She is also quite well versed in suplexes and judo style throws. Finally, while Visper may be a better striker, it isn't by such a wide margin that Haley isn't effective out there on her feet. She has surprised Visper in many situations by winning the race to kick the other in the face."

[Mr. Figaro:] "That rhymes!" *Figaro claps his hands like a trained seal*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Another thing to make note of is that these two respect each other very much. While the six prior matches have been intense, they have also been clean. There have been no Dod-like cheating, or Holly-like opportunism. These two both want to be #1 contenders, but they also want the honor of saying they defeated each other straight-up in this series."

[MJC:] 'Well put, Clyde. In all the interviews I've had with Visper, she has shown a tremendous respect for Haley Cannon. And the same is true from all we have heard from Haley as well. This should be a fitting end match of this great series."

[Mr. Clyde:] "So let's get right to it. Visper Karr and Haley Cannon, one last fall."


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Match 5 - Visper Karr vs. Haley Cannon



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[MJC:] "OMIGAWSH!! I can't believe what we just saw!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "GO 2 Bed!! GO 2 BED FROM VISPER!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think that's called a "Go 2 Sleep" actually but we have never seen Visper use that move before. I heard rumblings backstage that Visper had a new secret move saved just for this match and I think we just saw the effects of it. Visper Karr has defeated Haley Cannon in this 7th fall."

Visper Karr (O) [Go 2 Sleep - 18:19] (X) Haley Cannon

[MJC:] 'GUYSSSS!! How can you be so nonchalant about Holly's interference!!?"

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[Mr. Clyde:] "Well for one, we're used to it. But more importantly, it didn't have any real effect on the match. It seemed to distact them both equally, and didn't happen when either of them was about to win. Visper miraculously fought out of Haley's Dragon Clutch before Holly came out. And while Holly was distracting...and harrassing General Celes in the ring, Visper and Haley were trading strikes. No potential match-ending move was missed by Celes cause of Holly."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Yeah, and you gotta hand it to Holly, she certainly caused BOTH wrestlers to pick up the pace at the end due to their anger due to her!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Haley then hit another russian neck drop and Dragon Clutch after Holly left. I was shocked that Visper was able to kick out of that again, after that entire match. Visper really showed the heart and spirit of a champion there. Then she showed the agility of one by dodging Haley's double leg tackle takedown and scooped her right up afterwards into the Go 2 Sleep."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Looked like a pretty decisive win to me, as well!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "But we can't discount Haley's performance or effort here. She was all over Visper for much of the match and I think 99% of the OG-Joshi roster would have tapped out to Haley's FIRST Dragon Clutch, not to mention the second. Visper was just too motivated tonight, and the ace up her sleeve was the Go 2 Sleep."

[Mr. Figaro:] "And we can't blame her for keeping that a little secret. After all, both of them have actually evolved their movesets over the last year to get the upper hand on each other."

[Mr. Clyde:] "It's part of the chess game that was their series. Each of them, over the last year, have adjusted both their moves and their overall strategies, hoping to find a combination that would get them the victory in each match. Tonight, it wasn't just Visper's new move that won though, it was the sense of urgency that this fall brought about in what is likely the biggest match of Visper's career. She knew it, she responded to it like a champion would, and she answered the challenge."

[MJC:] "But Holly was all: "OMG LOOK AT ME, I'm HOLLY AND I'm BETTER THEN YOU ALL!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And both Visper and Haley properly ignored her, keeping their attention on each other. Holly's ruse FAILED tonight."

[Mr. Figaro:] "if anything, it could backfire. As I'm guessing Visper and Haley will pay more attention to Holly's efforts now that the match is over. I wouldn't be surprised if two people ordered like 20 pizzas to Holly's house!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think Visper Karr and Haley Cannon respond differently to situations then you do."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Damn right. If I was one of them, I'd be responding to everything by touching my lady parts."

[MJC:] "That was horrific."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Agreed. But let it not stand in the way of what was just a phenomenal match. Perhaps the match of the year in OG-Joshi."

[MJC:] "Now it's my time to say agreed!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "And you did it so well! I have a reward for you..."


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[MJC:] "Hold that perverted thought. I'm getting word, AGAIN, from Mr. Yoshida. He wants to know why you two call Celes by her General name and not him."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Easy. One title was earned, the other manufactured."

[MJC:] "I don't think he liked hearing that."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Tough!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well folks, I think it's actually time for us to get to intermission for tonight. And with that, Figaro, if you may-"

*Mr. Figaro belts out at the top of his lungs*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Let's all go to the lobb-y, let's all go to the lobb-y. Let's all go to the LOBB-Y and get ourselves some SNATCH."

*Mr. Clyde and MJC both sigh*

[MJC:] "That aside...now WOULD be a good time for both the UBL and OG-Joshi audience to get onto their feet, use the restrooms, get some food, and go right to the merchandise booth to make us rich!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "The hard sell never fails to work."


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*Numerous fans do just that and run, and not walk, to the merch tables. They see all new items themed for the upcoming Universal Battalion League such as a "Snake Mountain" hoodie, along with an Orochi Army earmuff set (Figaro wanted something for muffs). A schedule for the Battalion is also being given away freely along with information as to how to buy tickets!! This will be a worldwide tour so get ready for it!*


NOTE: We will see you next weekend for the SECOND half of this PPV!!

[OrochiGeese]

Bumping this to top of Special Events thread to provide SOME measure of "most recent show"