11/6/05 KNIT show

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "Welcome OG-FPD fans to yet another exciting week of
tournament action. Tonight we have two tournament
matches for you, from two different tournaments!"

Mr. Clyde: "We have match 3 of the Quarterfinals of the OG-FPD
World Championship Title Tournament. And match 2
of the First Round in the Kaori NiGHT Invitational
Tournament. Both matches will be had tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "So tonight we have Yoyo Banzai vs. Diva Dynamite vs.
Lisa Robinson as the second match of the KNIT."


Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo Banzai is especially motivated tonight as she
has explicitly saying backstage how much she wants
to move on in this tournament to show up her rival
Azumi Oonishi. Azumi had a great effort in the
previous match but was pinned and eliminated from
this tournament. Yoyo wants some revenge for her
previous losses to Azumi in OG-FPD Joshi and feels
advancing, when Azumi did not, would do it."

Mr. Figaro: "Diva Dynamite is looking to get her first win
in OG-FPD as well, after losing her debut match
to Alicia Gordon and then losing to Kaori NiGHT
as well. Diva hopes to advance to the finals,
win, and then face Kaori NiGHT at the 12/13
Two Year anniversary show. THAT is the real prize
for winning this whole KNIT setup."

Mr. Clyde: "Finally, we have Lisa Robinson...who is still
seething in anger after what happened from the
previous, and first, time she set foot in an
OG-FPD Joshi ring. OrochiGeese and Holly used
her to send a message to PW-W wrestler Kazuki
Katatama. And the old adage of "don't kill
the messenger" was NOT in play on that day.
Rather, Holly made it a point to beat on her
and, despite Lisa's valiant efforts, made an
example out of her of what happens when OG
and Holly are challenged. Lisa hopes to rebound
from that embarrasing experience and begin to
climb up the OG-FPD ladder. And she can do so
in this very match. No doubt a future match
with Holly is also desired by Lisa. But for
now, this match is her best venue to show
what she can do when she is prepared for a match."

Mr. Figaro: "And with that, we are now ready for this match.
Clyde...you ready to lay down the play by play
verbal science that only you can?"


Mr. Clyde: "Yes, but i'd prefer you don't refer to it as such"

Mr. Figaro: "Drop the mad beats, grandmaster Clyde!"


*Mr. Figaro begins making "beatbox" noises*


Mr. Clyde: "Stop Stop STOP!"

Mr. Figaro: "Heh heh...let's begin the match."

Mr. Clyde: "All three Joshi competitors have already come to the
ring in the time it took you to stop being ridiculous."

Mr. Figaro: "They are quick walkers!"

Mr. Clyde: "Something like that..."

Mr. Figaro: "It didnt take me THAT long..."

Mr. Clyde: "The referee has started the match and here's the bell."

Mr. Figaro: "RING!"

Mr. Clyde: "Thank you. The three girls look at each other
and begin cautiously moving in. A tentative,
intense human triangle slowly rotates around the
center of the ring...each of their pairs of eyes
darting left and right to look at each other."

Mr. Figaro: "THOSE weren't the moving pairs that I was looking at!"

Mr. Clyde: "Test of strength between Lisa and Yoyo and then
between Yoyo and Diva. Keep in mind that all three
of these wrestlers have never been in the ring with
each other. So it will take some feeling out for
them to be comfortable enough to really attack."

Mr. Figaro: "Already we see a hint of a partnership as Diva
Dynamite and Yoyo immediately hit a double team
dropkick after the test of strengths. Perhaps
a partnership of the mask?"

Mr. Clyde: "Well is it true they are both masked wrestlers."

Mr. Figaro: "Check and mate, Clyde, check and mate."

Mr. Clyde: "What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you
just spouting random cliches?"

Mr. Figaro: "The eagle has landed folks, and its we who were
the monsters all along. It was us!"

Mr. Clyde: "Its gonna be a long night..."


Mr. Figaro: "But perhaps not for these girls as we see yet another
double-teaming. This time Yoyo and Lisa team up to
hit a double enziguri to the head of Diva Dynamite.
Looks like Diva's short term investment into her
partnership with Yoyo did not pay off."

Mr. Clyde: "But that doesn't stop Diva and Yoyo from again trying
to double team Lisa. Only this time, Lisa saw it coming
and was able to kick both of them off of her. I think
we are seeing part of the feeling out process for not
only these three wrestlers' first match against each
other, but how it takes place in the particular
triple threat match environment. They barely know
each other and now are in positions where they CAN
team up against one wrestler, but neither pairing
seems very permanent based on their natural mistrust."

Mr. Figaro: "It's like a riddle in an enigma in a box."

Mr. Clyde: "You've still been hitting that champagne from
Holly's victory party, haven't you?"

Mr. Figaro: "And the alliance here breaks down as Diva irish
whips Lisa but then goes straight for Yoyo. Diva
punches Yoyo in the head and Yoyo fires back with
a slap to the face. Lisa takes advantage of the
fallen Diva and hit a stomp right to the groin."

Mr. Clyde: "It takes an opportunist to win a match like this."

Mr. Figaro: "And for those that wonder, Holly has assured us
that being stomped in the groin DOES hurt for
a girl...even though they don't have..."

Mr. Clyde: "Balls to the wall action here in this triple threat."

Mr. Figaro: "And Lisa hits another questionable shot with a low
blow right to Yoyo! It looks like she's getting
revenge for the double teams before. Not to mention
she's probably still pissed off from the Holly
incident and wants to show what she's capable of."

Mr. Clyde: "Both Diva and Yoyo are holding their groins.."

Mr. Figaro: "You're killing me Clyde!! You set me up like that
and don't expect me to make a comment!?"

Mr. Clyde: "And it appears that both Yoyo and Diva are now BACK
on the same page. Yoyo tripped Lisa and Diva
IMMEDIATELY gets Lisa in a half leg crab."

Mr. Figaro: "Well both women WERE holding their groins, its
only natural that someone would get crab.."

Mr. Clyde: "Lisa fighting to get out of it. But doesn't
have to fight too long as Yoyo actually kicks
Diva off of Lisa. Diva gets up and gives a
confused gesture to Yoyo, who just laughs."

Mr. Figaro: "They're certainly having fun out there,
groin-grabbing fun, the best kind!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'll let OrochiGoose know you feel that way."

Mr. Figaro: "NO NO!!! I'll BEHAVE!"


Mr. Clyde: "Both Lisa and Diva go to confront Yoyo but Diva
sneaks up behind Lisa and hits a low blow! I think
Diva's gesture of anger was made just to trick Lisa."

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo with a stomp to the leg of Lisa."

Mr. Clyde: "And now, before Diva gets too involved in the
partnership, Yoyo hits a dragon screw on Diva."

Mr. Figaro: "The "Masked groin girls" partnership is broken up again!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo with a dragon screw on Lisa. And out of nowhere,
Lisa gets right up and hits a double team 3D on
Yoyo. It looks like Diva was getting sick of
letting Yoyo dominate this match and use her to do it."

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo looks very dazed from that "Deadly Death Drop."

Mr. Clyde: "Don't you mean Dudl..."

Mr. Figaro: "Shh! You want to get sued!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Deadly death drop just sounds stupid."

Mr. Figaro: "And it looks like all three girls are once again
on their own here, the partnerships are fading."

Mr. Clyde: "Did we mention that this is STILL the first two
minutes of the match?" (for real!)

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo with a neckbreaker drop to Diva and Lisa
again finds that "sweet spot" mark with a kick
to the groin. Lisa Robinson is quickly becoming
my favorite wrestler in this match even though
I know Holly will be pissed to hear that."

Mr. Clyde: "The sound of running water pisses Holly off, so
I wouldn't worry about trying to keep her happy."

Mr. Figaro: "Lisa gets Diva in piledriver position. Yoyo
stands right behind her, considering whether
to break it up or not. At the last second,
she hits a vicious chop to the back of Lisa's
head and neck. I think Yoyo is concerned at
the fire Lisa Robinson is showing."

Mr. Clyde: "It might suit Yoyo to keep Diva in this match
for a while to help counteract Lisa."

Mr. Figaro: "But at the same time, Yoyo doesn't mind hitting
Diva at her own pace, to make sure Diva doesn't
get too close to victory. Or in this match,
the "evasion of defeat."

Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo pays for her slap to the back of the head
as Lisa Robinson begins BITING the face of
Yoyo. Or well, biting the mask, as it may be."

Mr. Figaro: "What if we all wear a mask, Clyde, deep inside?"

Mr. Clyde: "Um, I really DO wear a mask. As for you,
keep your emotional outbursts to yourself."

Mr. Figaro: "Lisa and Yoyo seem to really be getting to
know each other...as enemies. They do not
appear to enjoy each other's presence in
this match. Yoyo just got in back of Lisa
and began kneeing her in the lower back."

Mr. Clyde: "Lisa gets up and immediately goes to Diva
and starts biting HER. But Yoyo breaks it
up with a kick to the back. Lisa, unfazed,
begins choking the downed Diva. Yoyo looks
on and, this time, does nothing to stop her."

Mr. Figaro: "Instead, brilliantly, she wait for Lisa to
roll off of Diva, and drops a BIG knee onto
Lisa's face. Then Yoyo rakes the eyes of
Diva, goes behind and hit a reverse DDT."

Mr. Clyde: "And Lisa, AGAIN, follows up with a kick to
the groin. She's certainly got her target
for the night. Poor Diva is on the receiving
end of a virtual mugging here."

Mr. Figaro: "But as Lisa gets up, Yoyo quickly grabs her
and kicks her smack in the back of the head!"

Mr. Clyde: "Diva gets up before Lisa and goes up to
Yoyo. But before she has a chance to do
anything, Lisa comes from behind and actually
teams up with Yoyo to deliver a double enziguri
to Lisa. I think Lisa and Yoyo smell some
"blood in the water" coming from Diva who
has so far taken more of the punishment."

Mr. Figaro: "But that doesn't stop Lisa from turning around
and immediately biting Yoyo on the mask, again!"

Mr. Clyde: "She turns around to find Diva slowly getting up,
then meets her with a punch rush. Lisa is very
dangerous with her hands, as she's trained in
the Fat Man Ryu Camp with one of the masters
of the fist, "Fat" Dave Fairbairn."

Mr. Figaro: "And she also has shown some agility as she hits
a moonsault pin attempot on Diva!"

Mr. Clyde: "But Yoyo immediately breaks it up. Diva gets up
to face Yoyo, and Lisa grabs Diva for a very
nice looking leglift backdrop."

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo stands there laughing at both of them,
perhaps an audience member told a joke that
we didn't hear. Or Yoyo is just crazy like that."

Mr. Clyde: "Well, the laughing stopped once Lisa began
kneeing her in the stomach."

Mr. Figaro: "Diva, getting back into this match with
a vicious headbutt out of nowhere to Lisa,
after she turned around from kneeing Yoyo."

Mr. Clyde: "And Diva with a figure four onto Lisa. But
it's quickly broken up by a VERY vicious
kick to Diva's face by Yoyo. I guess Yoyo
didn't quite think Lisa was ready to
tap out. OR, perhaps Yoyo didn't want to
see Diva get any kind of momentum."

Mr. Figaro: "Or perhaps an unholy combination of the two!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, it certainly didn't stop Yoyo from
immediately capturing Diva up with her own
rolling leg lock submission. Diva fights
out of it but is rewarded by getting bit
in the face by Lisa. Lisa is sending a
clear message to the rest of OG-FPD Joshi,
the women in this tournament, Kaori NiGHT,
and most definitely, Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "And to the girl scouts, Mr. Belvedere,
the fine members of the British Air Force,
taco lovers everywhere, and maybe Thor."

Mr. Clyde: "Um...

Mr. Figaro: "And that message is..."you sunk my battleship!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think Lisa just sunk Yoyo's "Battleship" by
hitting a low blow to Yoyo after an attempted
back grapple. Yoyo sunk to the mat right after."

Mr. Figaro: "Good use of transitions, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "And Lisa AGAIN goes for that bite onto Diva
Dynamite. Lisa is vicious in this match."

Mr. Figaro: "If she's trying to send a message to Holly,
she better realize that Holly isn't easily
intimidated. We're talking about a woman
who, when she was a teen, got broomsticked
and had to start a whole new life.
It's gonna take more then a few chewed up
heads, or masks, to scare her."

Mr. Clyde: "But its certainly helping her in this match.
Yoyo kicks Lisa off of Diva and I think she
is beginning to get concerned about Lisa's
momentum. As Yoyo quickly mutters something
to Diva and both Yoyo and Diva advance onto
Lisa. They hit her with a double dropkick.
Then Diva puts on another figure four leglock."

Mr. Clyde: "Lisa fights out of it and gets up only to
get caught in a Northern Lights Suplex by
Diva. 1...2...no, Lisa kicks out. But that
suplex certainly got Lisa's attention by
Diva, and Yoyo's attention to. Yoyo applauds
Diva's suplex and then holds Lisa. Diva comes
off of the ropes and hits a kitchen sink
kneelift. Lisa crumbles to the mat. Diva
showing her stuff here as Yoyo claps
at their assault on Lisa. Yoyo uses her
fingers to make a twirling motion in the
air. Diva nods and puts her figure four
leglock onto Lisa. Yoyo says something else."


Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo is telling her to hold the leglock, as
long as she can! Yoyo is going up to the top,
I think she is going to hit her finisher:
the "Molotov Cocktail". She goes up and
signals for it. But as she jumps, Lisa
is able to roll over the figure four so
so that Diva is now in Yoyo's path!! Yoyo
hits Diva with the Molotov Cocktail!"

Mr. Clyde: "All 3 woman are on the ground, Lisa is
clutching her leg from the figure four,
Yoyo is trying to get up from her aerial
manuever, and Diva is gasping for air
on the ground. Yoyo gets up first, and
viciously kicks Lisa's leg as Lisa rolls
around in pain. Yoyo then picks Diva
up and again looks like she is talking
to her to plan another attack."

Mr. Figaro: "Like before, the two advance on Lisa...but
this time...Yoyo grabs Diva from behind,
swings her around and hits a Diamond Cutter!
Yoyo immediately covers Diva and gets a...

Mr. Clyde: "1..2...3 count. This match is over."

Mr. Figaro: "Brilliant plan by Yoyo Banzai!! She gained
Diva's trust...then turned on her at the
last second. Meanwhile, Lisa's leg was
hurt so she couldn't do anything to stop
Yoyo's plan. Although there is no reason
Lisa should have anyway, since it was to
her advantage that Diva be pinned."

Mr. Clyde: "That IS true..but I think Lisa would have
liked to be the one to finish this match
with her own victory. Instead, Yoyo saw
that Diva was the more injured one,
especially after that phenomenal Molotov
Cocktail move, tricked her, and then
pinned her. Diva Dynamite has now been
eliminated from the KNIT."

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo Banzai and Lisa Robinson move on to
the next round where they face each other
in a one on one competition! The winner
of their match will face the winner of
the Visper Karr vs. Tigress Mask match!"

Mr. Clyde: "And I'm sure Yoyo is happy with this outcome.
Not only did she pull off a very smart
strategy, and advance to the next round,
but she won her match whereas Azumi Oonishi
lost hers. Yoyo has a big smirk on her face
as she leaves the ring. Lisa slowly gets
up, holding her leg, and exits the arena
with a somewhat unsatisfied look. Diva
lays on the mat and looks to be practically
knocked out."

Mr. Figaro: "I look forward to seeing Lisa Robinson
vs. Yoyo, one on one, in two weeks."

Mr. Clyde: "We saw what they did to each other with
no back history. After this match, I'm sure
they can't wait to tear each other up."

Mr. Figaro: "We hope you enjoyed this round of the KNIT!"