Flip Staley: "Mr. Money In The ATM"

[Joe Snack Road]

BACKSTAGE at OG-Joshi's most recent Voltage, where we see Flip Staley walking away from the Orochi locker rooms WITH A QUICKNESS! Unfortunately, "Mean Jean" Carter is present, practicing her interview lady schtick.

[Mean Jean:] Mr. Staley! Mr. Staley! Can we have an interview?

He pauses, longingly looking her over - focusing and grinning as he examines her... uh... chestal area.

[Staley:] ...

[Mean Jean:] Mr. Staley?

[Staley:] ...

[Mean Jean:] Sir?

[Staley:] I think I can allow that. Perk your breasts up a bit, it makes people take you more seriously.

[Mean Jean:] Really?

[Staley:] Do I look like the kind of man who'd lie to a poor, helpless young lady?

Staley looks solemn, serene, at peace with himself.

[Mean Jean:] ...not really.

[Staley:] Well, you're wrong. I'm constantly looking out for one thing: My health and well-being.

[Mean Jean:] That's two things.

[Staley:] Coincidentally, you have two sweater puppies! Listen: Its not that I don't like Jacky Hoodathunk-

[Mean Jean:] His name is Jason Hyde.

[Staley:] FUCK, his name could be Robert Paulson for all I care. The problem that kid has is he hasn't paid me to NOT hurt him. Its simple as that! Geese gave me a nice little paycheck, and once it cleared? I'm here to hurt people.

[Mean Jean:] That's it?!

[Staley:] Well, no... but, that's a little something we can talk about later, maybe after you've shown me what you're smuggling in them panties.

[Mean Jean:] ...I'm disgusted by you, but I think I have to stay professional and not show it.

[Staley:] Good girl - keep that up and you'll be in charge of... well, whatever the fuck it is you do.

Staley pushes her away and passes on his way, scene FAEDS?!