Figaro: ARGGH! ROAR! GRR! MENACE!
Feb 15, 2007 2:12:28 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 2:12:28 GMT -5
*This takes place immediately backstage at the 6/18/06 Voltage after the Figaro/Swan donnybrook incident. OrochiGeese, Mr. Clyde, and General Celes are attempting to calm down Mr. Figaro who is stammering around like a hepped up rhinocerous or a bull that just had its testes kicked*
Mr. Clyde: "Settle down."
*Mr. Figaro keeps huffing and puffing as his face turns redder and redder*
General Celes: "Figaro! Calm down."
Mr. Figaro: "I'm gonna kill him!! He walks into MY house and calls me a tard! Calls me a developmentally arrested commentary ape!! "I'll CRUSH HIM!"
*Mr. Figaro throws some chairs at some other chairs against the wall*
OG: "Eddie Swan is a disrespectful sewer rat. Do not listen to what he says."
Mr. Figaro: "Mr. Geese...when Eddie comes into OG-FPD and does what he does, he disrespects ALL of us! I can't let him do that!"
General Celes: "When we made a deal with Team Ryder to bring Eddie Swan in, I had no idea that he was going to challenge you and say such things."
Mr. Figaro: "It's not your fault Celes. He's a lying sneak! And I'm going to MASH his face into a fine paste which Team Ryder can then feed to their little water friend, Fishboy!"
OG: "Yes, you bring up a good point. Look at the company Eddie Swan surrounds himself with. How can he insult your intelligence and spot on the evolutionary scale when he hangs out with a boy named "Frog" whose mouth is so foul that he must regularly perform fellatio with an old car's exhaust pipe."
*Figaro, Clyde, and Celes look at OG in shock..Figaro starts to laughs a bit*
OG: "There...now that you are a bit more calm, we can reason with you."
Celes: "I have an idea. Let's bring Eddie's little foul-mouthed Frog friend into this. After all, Figaro has had his share of fun pounding Frog's head in. That might make you feel better. Let me see if I can get Team Ryder to bring Frog in. But that's not all. As certainly you want to get your hands on Eddie too, correct?"
Figaro: "I will EAT HIS FREAKING SPLEEN!"
OG: *raises his eyebrows* "Imaginative."
Celes: "How about this? Next show, Eddie Swan and Frog will team up to face our very own Voltage commentators. Mr. Clyde, are you up for the match?"
Mr. Clyde: "Absolutely. No one insults Figaro's commentary skills except for myself."
Mr. Figaro: "Yeah! You tell him lil buddy!"
Mr. Clyde: "Lil bud..."
Mr. Figaro: "YEAH! Clyde and I are the FPN Tag Team Champions! We will not just beat Team Ryder, we will CRUSHSTROY THEM!"
OrochiGeese: "Crushstroy?"
Mr. Figaro: "We won't have time to fully destroy them as we'll ALREADY be crushing them!"
General Celes: "Ok, so next show, you two take on Eddie and Frog. You'll get revenge, Mr. Figaro. And Mr. Clyde will get a chance to fight for Orochi Army as well."
OG: "In the meantime, I suggest you both train with me heavily. I have a lot of experience facing, and beating, *OG smirks* Eddie Swan that I wish to pass on to you two."
Mr. Figaro: "Thank you sir!"
General Celes: "Ok, the commercial break is almost over. Clyde, you can go back to the commentary booth. Figaro should stay back here, he's in no mental shape to address the public."
Mr. Figaro: "I'll ANNIHIKILL TEAM RYDER!"
Mr. Clyde: "Point well taken. Do something to calm him down."
Celes: "We'll try..."
*Holly happens to walk by at that time and hands Mr. Figaro a brown paper bag barely covering a glossy, colorful magazine with lude images. Figaro slowly peeks inside and then smiles in gratitude.*
Holly: "Here ya go pal. I even covered the bodies with pics of Patty Sirloin's head."
*Figaro hugs Holly and then runs into his lockerroom.*
Holly: *puts her hands on her hips in pride* "Ahh, he'll sleep well tonight!"
Celes: "You are such a whor..."
Holly: "Hey Celes! Didn't see you there! Maybe one day you TOO will learn how to make men happy! Other then just OG...who seems to get off on your monotone, emotionless speeches!! See ya later kids!"
*Holly walks away after slapping OG on the back in a playful manner and smirking.*
Mr. Clyde: "Settle down."
*Mr. Figaro keeps huffing and puffing as his face turns redder and redder*
General Celes: "Figaro! Calm down."
Mr. Figaro: "I'm gonna kill him!! He walks into MY house and calls me a tard! Calls me a developmentally arrested commentary ape!! "I'll CRUSH HIM!"
*Mr. Figaro throws some chairs at some other chairs against the wall*
OG: "Eddie Swan is a disrespectful sewer rat. Do not listen to what he says."
Mr. Figaro: "Mr. Geese...when Eddie comes into OG-FPD and does what he does, he disrespects ALL of us! I can't let him do that!"
General Celes: "When we made a deal with Team Ryder to bring Eddie Swan in, I had no idea that he was going to challenge you and say such things."
Mr. Figaro: "It's not your fault Celes. He's a lying sneak! And I'm going to MASH his face into a fine paste which Team Ryder can then feed to their little water friend, Fishboy!"
OG: "Yes, you bring up a good point. Look at the company Eddie Swan surrounds himself with. How can he insult your intelligence and spot on the evolutionary scale when he hangs out with a boy named "Frog" whose mouth is so foul that he must regularly perform fellatio with an old car's exhaust pipe."
*Figaro, Clyde, and Celes look at OG in shock..Figaro starts to laughs a bit*
OG: "There...now that you are a bit more calm, we can reason with you."
Celes: "I have an idea. Let's bring Eddie's little foul-mouthed Frog friend into this. After all, Figaro has had his share of fun pounding Frog's head in. That might make you feel better. Let me see if I can get Team Ryder to bring Frog in. But that's not all. As certainly you want to get your hands on Eddie too, correct?"
Figaro: "I will EAT HIS FREAKING SPLEEN!"
OG: *raises his eyebrows* "Imaginative."
Celes: "How about this? Next show, Eddie Swan and Frog will team up to face our very own Voltage commentators. Mr. Clyde, are you up for the match?"
Mr. Clyde: "Absolutely. No one insults Figaro's commentary skills except for myself."
Mr. Figaro: "Yeah! You tell him lil buddy!"
Mr. Clyde: "Lil bud..."
Mr. Figaro: "YEAH! Clyde and I are the FPN Tag Team Champions! We will not just beat Team Ryder, we will CRUSHSTROY THEM!"
OrochiGeese: "Crushstroy?"
Mr. Figaro: "We won't have time to fully destroy them as we'll ALREADY be crushing them!"
General Celes: "Ok, so next show, you two take on Eddie and Frog. You'll get revenge, Mr. Figaro. And Mr. Clyde will get a chance to fight for Orochi Army as well."
OG: "In the meantime, I suggest you both train with me heavily. I have a lot of experience facing, and beating, *OG smirks* Eddie Swan that I wish to pass on to you two."
Mr. Figaro: "Thank you sir!"
General Celes: "Ok, the commercial break is almost over. Clyde, you can go back to the commentary booth. Figaro should stay back here, he's in no mental shape to address the public."
Mr. Figaro: "I'll ANNIHIKILL TEAM RYDER!"
Mr. Clyde: "Point well taken. Do something to calm him down."
Celes: "We'll try..."
*Holly happens to walk by at that time and hands Mr. Figaro a brown paper bag barely covering a glossy, colorful magazine with lude images. Figaro slowly peeks inside and then smiles in gratitude.*
Holly: "Here ya go pal. I even covered the bodies with pics of Patty Sirloin's head."
*Figaro hugs Holly and then runs into his lockerroom.*
Holly: *puts her hands on her hips in pride* "Ahh, he'll sleep well tonight!"
Celes: "You are such a whor..."
Holly: "Hey Celes! Didn't see you there! Maybe one day you TOO will learn how to make men happy! Other then just OG...who seems to get off on your monotone, emotionless speeches!! See ya later kids!"
*Holly walks away after slapping OG on the back in a playful manner and smirking.*