Twinky McLanahan: Stepping up!
Feb 15, 2007 2:14:52 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 2:14:52 GMT -5
(Originally written/posted by JoeTwinky on 9/18/06)
Scene opens in a special little video promo, with Wild Unified World Heavyweight Champion Twinky McLanahan standing in front of an OG-FPD banner, as Twinky kinda looks back, grinning as he starts talking...
[Twinky:] SO! Hey there kids, how y'all doing?
Lets talk about Orochi Geese and Samoa Joe. See, Geese and I have had our various funky little issues and well, I don't think I totally need to mention that. We keep going back and forth and beating on each other - hey! It's what we do!
Except, Geese obviously has some issues - frankly, when we face off, he's coming up a little bit short. So what does Geese do? He finds Samoa Joe.
See, when I was a kid, my sister Jenny and I used to play this little card game called "War" - it was easy to play, because whoever had the highest number on the card won. And we'd play back and forth, hours and hours, just going back and forth with the cards, I'd win, she'd win, I'd win, she'd win, she'd start making up rules and win some more, I'd cry...
Okay, really, you kinda get my point.
Twinky pats his championship belts, and chuckles...
Geese, well, look at it like this. We're pretty even cards - I'm a King, he's a Queen. Now, Geese is all "OOOH, SAMOA JOE!" And, you know what? Samoa Joe is a wild card - I don't know what he is, and really, I don't like it. Geese is trying to bluff me with this, and y'know...?
...I went on a happy little walk to the McLanahan Pro gym, and I found a man - a happy man. A tough man. A man who was pounding a trainee in the face in an attempt to see what his brains looked like. That man was Bak Fu.
See, I'm not sure I need to introduce Bak Fu, but if you don't know who he is, ask Mr. Figaro about Bak Fu. Ask Stephen William Jimmy Joe Bob Briggs Regal about Bak Fu. They'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know about Bak Fu - that they're afraid of him. Maybe they won't say so in words, but you'll know when you look at them... they're scared. Geese... Samoa Joe... you two are big cards - but I just threw down an Ace.
And that means I win.
Twinky gives a thumbs up as the scene fades to black.
Scene opens in a special little video promo, with Wild Unified World Heavyweight Champion Twinky McLanahan standing in front of an OG-FPD banner, as Twinky kinda looks back, grinning as he starts talking...
[Twinky:] SO! Hey there kids, how y'all doing?
Lets talk about Orochi Geese and Samoa Joe. See, Geese and I have had our various funky little issues and well, I don't think I totally need to mention that. We keep going back and forth and beating on each other - hey! It's what we do!
Except, Geese obviously has some issues - frankly, when we face off, he's coming up a little bit short. So what does Geese do? He finds Samoa Joe.
See, when I was a kid, my sister Jenny and I used to play this little card game called "War" - it was easy to play, because whoever had the highest number on the card won. And we'd play back and forth, hours and hours, just going back and forth with the cards, I'd win, she'd win, I'd win, she'd win, she'd start making up rules and win some more, I'd cry...
Okay, really, you kinda get my point.
Twinky pats his championship belts, and chuckles...
Geese, well, look at it like this. We're pretty even cards - I'm a King, he's a Queen. Now, Geese is all "OOOH, SAMOA JOE!" And, you know what? Samoa Joe is a wild card - I don't know what he is, and really, I don't like it. Geese is trying to bluff me with this, and y'know...?
...I went on a happy little walk to the McLanahan Pro gym, and I found a man - a happy man. A tough man. A man who was pounding a trainee in the face in an attempt to see what his brains looked like. That man was Bak Fu.
See, I'm not sure I need to introduce Bak Fu, but if you don't know who he is, ask Mr. Figaro about Bak Fu. Ask Stephen William Jimmy Joe Bob Briggs Regal about Bak Fu. They'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know about Bak Fu - that they're afraid of him. Maybe they won't say so in words, but you'll know when you look at them... they're scared. Geese... Samoa Joe... you two are big cards - but I just threw down an Ace.
And that means I win.
Twinky gives a thumbs up as the scene fades to black.