OG: Tresspassers will be dealt with
Feb 15, 2007 2:18:51 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 2:18:51 GMT -5
*It is Monday afternoon and five days after the OG-FPD 3 year Anniversary PPV. Kids have just come home from school and are watching their Pokemon-inspired cartoons. Finally, the best part of cartoons, the commercials, come on. An ad for nutritiou...uh, DELICIOUS Orochi-O's cereal starts up with OrochiGoose dressed up as Santa Goose. Just as a kid is about to sit on his lap...static mercifully interrupts. The next image we see is that of OrochiGeese standing in front of an OG-FPD banner and wearing a suit and slightly hidden neck brace. He does not look happy but is attempting a fake smile as to not scare the kids away.*
OG: "Greetings Orochi-O's consumers. This will just be a brief public service message on behalf of myself and ALL the wrestlers of OG-FPD and OG-Joshi. In recent weeks, there have been some...disturbances in how I choose to run things. Breaches in the rules against "guests" getting involved in the action."
OG: "While I "appreciate" the intense enthusiasm that our fans have for our style of professional wrestling, I caution everyone to find the right outlet for its expression. Proper examples would be buying OG-FPD and OG-Joshi merchandise and cheering on their favorite wrestlers. Even vocally disproving of action they do not like will suffice. The WRONG outlet for enthusiasm is getting involved in the actual presentation of the show."
OG: "Whether that involvement takes the form of causing technical malfunctions with our live feed or OrochiTron, or by physically interfering in the WRESTLING portions of our shows. It is a safety hazard for both the contracted wrestlers AND for the overzealous fan that gets involved."
OG: "Moreover, I have instructed those on the rosters and staff to make it even MORE of a safety hazard in the future for those overzealous fans. Simply put...if a "guest" jumps into an OG-FPD or OG-Joshi ring...they will be very very harshly dealt with. And personally dealt with by me if the situation calls for it. *OG does a throat cutting gesture but winces a bit as he makes contact with the neck brace*"
OG: "And for anyone that chose to get involved during the BIGGEST PPV in the history of OG-FPD, such as a certain "fan" did during the conclusion of a match between Kat Black and Crimson Mask, a very special fate will await you if you EVER show your self anywhere NEAR the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena again."
OG: "With that order of business taken care of, I will offer one more word of advice. But it is directed towards someone who HAS been allowed to wrestle on our shows. Twinky McLanahan, do not think THIS *points to his neck brace* will go unpunished. I am not done with you OR your legacy. As far as I am concerned, MY legacy will be ending yours in an OG-FPD ring. So while your team might have won the main event thanks to your resiliency...and some miscues from Mr. Figaro *rolls eyes*...YOU are nowhere near "surviving" my chaos. Soon...QUITE soon...it will consume you for good, and your legacy will follow suit." *OG grins sadistically*
OG: "But...now it is time to take all of you viewers back to your regularly scheduled programming. Speaking of consuming, be sure to buy Orochi-O's brand cereal: The ONLY cereal that cleanses your soul (and bowels for you older folks) for the holidays. Merry Chaosmas to you all and a wealthy new year *whispers* to me."
*OG nods and the commercial fades to black...and then cartoons resume. Bright colors, flashing lights, and excited dialogue commences. "GOOSACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!*
OG: "Greetings Orochi-O's consumers. This will just be a brief public service message on behalf of myself and ALL the wrestlers of OG-FPD and OG-Joshi. In recent weeks, there have been some...disturbances in how I choose to run things. Breaches in the rules against "guests" getting involved in the action."
OG: "While I "appreciate" the intense enthusiasm that our fans have for our style of professional wrestling, I caution everyone to find the right outlet for its expression. Proper examples would be buying OG-FPD and OG-Joshi merchandise and cheering on their favorite wrestlers. Even vocally disproving of action they do not like will suffice. The WRONG outlet for enthusiasm is getting involved in the actual presentation of the show."
OG: "Whether that involvement takes the form of causing technical malfunctions with our live feed or OrochiTron, or by physically interfering in the WRESTLING portions of our shows. It is a safety hazard for both the contracted wrestlers AND for the overzealous fan that gets involved."
OG: "Moreover, I have instructed those on the rosters and staff to make it even MORE of a safety hazard in the future for those overzealous fans. Simply put...if a "guest" jumps into an OG-FPD or OG-Joshi ring...they will be very very harshly dealt with. And personally dealt with by me if the situation calls for it. *OG does a throat cutting gesture but winces a bit as he makes contact with the neck brace*"
OG: "And for anyone that chose to get involved during the BIGGEST PPV in the history of OG-FPD, such as a certain "fan" did during the conclusion of a match between Kat Black and Crimson Mask, a very special fate will await you if you EVER show your self anywhere NEAR the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena again."
OG: "With that order of business taken care of, I will offer one more word of advice. But it is directed towards someone who HAS been allowed to wrestle on our shows. Twinky McLanahan, do not think THIS *points to his neck brace* will go unpunished. I am not done with you OR your legacy. As far as I am concerned, MY legacy will be ending yours in an OG-FPD ring. So while your team might have won the main event thanks to your resiliency...and some miscues from Mr. Figaro *rolls eyes*...YOU are nowhere near "surviving" my chaos. Soon...QUITE soon...it will consume you for good, and your legacy will follow suit." *OG grins sadistically*
OG: "But...now it is time to take all of you viewers back to your regularly scheduled programming. Speaking of consuming, be sure to buy Orochi-O's brand cereal: The ONLY cereal that cleanses your soul (and bowels for you older folks) for the holidays. Merry Chaosmas to you all and a wealthy new year *whispers* to me."
*OG nods and the commercial fades to black...and then cartoons resume. Bright colors, flashing lights, and excited dialogue commences. "GOOSACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!*