Day of days
Sept 18, 2007 23:26:51 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Sept 18, 2007 23:26:51 GMT -5
*We see Pirate Captain Lucy Cutlass walking through LAWL headquarters. Why? Who the hell knows, there's not another show til HaLAWLoween but rarely seen LAWL interviewer Earl is there to greet her as she appears to be listening very closely to each door as she walks through the main hall of offices.
URL: "Hello Miss Cut-"
*Lucy immediately draws her sword*
Lucy: "Shut up if ya know what's good for yer! I'm on a mission and be in a foul mood!"
URL: "Why is that? After all, you were awarded the 1337 Title Match that you requested for LAWLiday-"
Lucy: "It's not about that, yer festering scurvy-faced SWINE!"
URL: "Well, I've been trying to add more vitamin C to my di-"
Lucy: "AVAST! Do ye know what this day is!?"
URL: "September 19th, two days before September 21st?"
Lucy: "NO! Its the day you treacherous landlubbers try to plunder what is rightfully mine!"
URL: "Your gold, your titleshot?"
*Lucy's face lights up in rage as she grabs URL by the shirt*
Lucy: "MY BLOODY LANGUAGE!"
URL: "Uh..."
Lucy: "You swarmy bilgerat! Today is yer "Talk like a Pirate" day!"
URL: "I see, uh so it is-" *URL nods and looks around casually, unsure of how to reach*
Lucy: "And if I catch a soul plundering the sounds from my groghole, I'll throw the lot of you overboard!"
URL: "Walk the plank, if you will-"
*Lucy throws URL down and brandishes her sword over his throat*
Lucy: "This be nary a time for fun! How would ye like if I started talkin 'proper English' like your lot!?"
URL: "Well, everyone in the office has been wishing that you would, this pirate thing is overdone as it is-"
Lucy: "It not be a 'thing', it is who I am! And if I find anyone here pillaging me proud pirate legacy, I'll run them through! Tell THAT to yer mutinous crew, if yer know whats good for yer!"
*Lucy gets off URL, as violently and suddenly as she knocked him down, and then goes patrolling through the halls with her ears to each door, listening for "pirate-isms". She could have sworn she heard someone say "avast" but it turns out they just said "at last". That's about as exciting as her quest gets, folks. But thanks for tuning in on this completely superfluous hoLAWLiday themed promo!*
URL: "Hello Miss Cut-"
*Lucy immediately draws her sword*
Lucy: "Shut up if ya know what's good for yer! I'm on a mission and be in a foul mood!"
URL: "Why is that? After all, you were awarded the 1337 Title Match that you requested for LAWLiday-"
Lucy: "It's not about that, yer festering scurvy-faced SWINE!"
URL: "Well, I've been trying to add more vitamin C to my di-"
Lucy: "AVAST! Do ye know what this day is!?"
URL: "September 19th, two days before September 21st?"
Lucy: "NO! Its the day you treacherous landlubbers try to plunder what is rightfully mine!"
URL: "Your gold, your titleshot?"
*Lucy's face lights up in rage as she grabs URL by the shirt*
Lucy: "MY BLOODY LANGUAGE!"
URL: "Uh..."
Lucy: "You swarmy bilgerat! Today is yer "Talk like a Pirate" day!"
URL: "I see, uh so it is-" *URL nods and looks around casually, unsure of how to reach*
Lucy: "And if I catch a soul plundering the sounds from my groghole, I'll throw the lot of you overboard!"
URL: "Walk the plank, if you will-"
*Lucy throws URL down and brandishes her sword over his throat*
Lucy: "This be nary a time for fun! How would ye like if I started talkin 'proper English' like your lot!?"
URL: "Well, everyone in the office has been wishing that you would, this pirate thing is overdone as it is-"
Lucy: "It not be a 'thing', it is who I am! And if I find anyone here pillaging me proud pirate legacy, I'll run them through! Tell THAT to yer mutinous crew, if yer know whats good for yer!"
*Lucy gets off URL, as violently and suddenly as she knocked him down, and then goes patrolling through the halls with her ears to each door, listening for "pirate-isms". She could have sworn she heard someone say "avast" but it turns out they just said "at last". That's about as exciting as her quest gets, folks. But thanks for tuning in on this completely superfluous hoLAWLiday themed promo!*