A title challenge this be!
Aug 20, 2007 22:23:37 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Aug 20, 2007 22:23:37 GMT -5
*We're apparently on the site of a ship. However, its pretty clear that this is just a cardboard set and less reminiscent of Hollywood then that of a 3rd grade play. To let us know this is supposed to be a pirate vessel, we see the JoLAWLy Roger flying high on a plastic pole. And to further give the illusion that we're in the company of society's damned, we see a bunch of people 'swabbing the deck' (that's not a euphemism, either) in crappy pirate uniforms that looks like they were HaLAWLoween sale cast-offs. However, in the midst of all this insanity/inanity, is a serious looking female in the middle of it all. She wears a black Captains Hat and is ordering everyone around with a smirk on her face. This be Captain Lucy Cutlass!*
Lucy: "Arr! I be Captain Lucy Cutlass and there be a challenge I 'ave to make!"
*Lucy briefly pauses to smack one of her crewmembers on the back of the head and tells them to "swab like ye life depended on it" with an ominous facial expression*
Lucy: "Claimed victory two times in a row, I did! And at the summer SpectacuLAWLer, I gave a landlubber the pillaging of a lifetime! I knocked her on her arse!!" *Lucy laughs boastfully*
*The crew takes a moment to cheer in unison but Lucy threatens them all with a back hand gesture*
Lucy: "Back to work! I can handle this! Where was I...ahh yes, pillaging! But Juli Tanaka is not me only target, as I spy another one floating drift less on the seas ahead."
*Lucy takes out a set of binoculars, peers around, and then faces the camera*
Lucy: "Alicia Gordon! That be your name, is it not? You 'ave what I want, and that be gold. GOLD! That 1337 belt puts you squarely in my sights! Consider what I did to Juli as a warning shot from me deadly cannon. A shot more powerful then what you did to her weeks ago. So now ye have a choice to make, best to do it wisely. Arr! You can give up ye gold to me now, or risk angering a pirate! Cause if you face me in battle, I'll throw you overboard and take your belt anyway, and there nary a thing you can do 'bout it."
*Lucy takes a step back with a confident smile and gestures broadly with her arms*
Lucy: "LAWL, Captain Lucy Cutlass is here to stay! Let the plundering begin!! "
*Lucy cackles again, goes to her Captains Headquarters, and slams the door. But she can still be heard screaming through the door to her crew to "get me some grog or I'll run you through!"*
Lucy: "Arr! I be Captain Lucy Cutlass and there be a challenge I 'ave to make!"
*Lucy briefly pauses to smack one of her crewmembers on the back of the head and tells them to "swab like ye life depended on it" with an ominous facial expression*
Lucy: "Claimed victory two times in a row, I did! And at the summer SpectacuLAWLer, I gave a landlubber the pillaging of a lifetime! I knocked her on her arse!!" *Lucy laughs boastfully*
*The crew takes a moment to cheer in unison but Lucy threatens them all with a back hand gesture*
Lucy: "Back to work! I can handle this! Where was I...ahh yes, pillaging! But Juli Tanaka is not me only target, as I spy another one floating drift less on the seas ahead."
*Lucy takes out a set of binoculars, peers around, and then faces the camera*
Lucy: "Alicia Gordon! That be your name, is it not? You 'ave what I want, and that be gold. GOLD! That 1337 belt puts you squarely in my sights! Consider what I did to Juli as a warning shot from me deadly cannon. A shot more powerful then what you did to her weeks ago. So now ye have a choice to make, best to do it wisely. Arr! You can give up ye gold to me now, or risk angering a pirate! Cause if you face me in battle, I'll throw you overboard and take your belt anyway, and there nary a thing you can do 'bout it."
*Lucy takes a step back with a confident smile and gestures broadly with her arms*
Lucy: "LAWL, Captain Lucy Cutlass is here to stay! Let the plundering begin!! "
*Lucy cackles again, goes to her Captains Headquarters, and slams the door. But she can still be heard screaming through the door to her crew to "get me some grog or I'll run you through!"*