Secret boss: Ruby Dragon!!
Apr 24, 2007 16:50:57 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Apr 24, 2007 16:50:57 GMT -5
*Fade in to an office in the LAWLatorium where we see LAWL Head Honcha Gloria Reyes sitting down looking through some schedules. A knock on the door is heard.*
Gloria: "Human or vegetable?"
*Voice on the other end* "CHAMPion"
Gloria: "Ok, Ruby, come on in."
*The door opens and in walks, clad in geNEON attire, the LAWL OMG Champ Ruby Moreno. But you already KNEW that didn't you smart aleck fans! In my day I had to walk 10 miles through the snow to...*
Ruby: "You got something to say to me, Reyes?"
Gloria: "Yes, I did send a message asking you to come here."
Ruby: "Let's make this quick, I have places to be."
Gloria: "More then you know."
Ruby: "Excuse?"
Gloria: "You and I don't always see eye to eye..."
Ruby: "Oh! I see! THAT's what you mean by "places to be!" You want me out of LAWL!"
Gloria: "Settle down, Moreno. I was about to tell you that I actually agree with something you said."
*Ruby looks surprised but nods expectingly*
Gloria: "Recently, you said something that caught my ear. After your match with Jo Ryder-"
Ruby: "My VICTORIOUS match against Jo Ryder."
Gloria: "Yes, your victorious Title-defending match against Jo Ryder...am I missing anything?"
Ruby: "In which I proved to everyone that I am truly the BEST in the world!"
Gloria: "Back to what I was saying. You recently said that your victory over Jo Ryder helped prove the credibility of LAWL. And honestly, despite all our problems, I agree with you. In fact, I even thank you for that, Ruby. I'll even go as far as to say that you have elevated the status of the OMG Title."
*Ruby looks shocked to hear these words from Gloria, she even blushes a bit. She proceeds to sit down and sits attentively waiting to hear more praise.*
Gloria: "And I want to continue raising the profile of LAWL. Not just in the United States, but around the entire world. So I have a match offer that will help you continue to prove what you have been saying about your prominence and leadership in LAWL and the entire world."
Ruby: "Yes, well I have certainly noticed that I have not yet been put into a match for Spring SniffLAWLs! I am glad this oversight is finally being fixed."
Gloria: "Oh, don't worry about the Spring SniffLAWLs show, I have that under control."
*Ruby's eyes narrow and she purses her lips*
Ruby: "I'm not sure I like the sound of that, Reyes."
Gloria: "But that is not actually what I called you in here to discuss today, so you'll just have to share the same confidence in me about SniffLAWLS as I have in you about holding the LAWL mantle.
Ruby: "Confidence in you? Ha! The same woman who chose to leave LAWL rather then offer me a second Title match!! The only confidence I have in you is that you'll try to screw me over!"
Gloria: "We are here to discuss the future, not delve on the past. And everything I have said so far should indicate my SOLE objective in helping LAWL, even if it means praising you. And yes, it is deserving praise."
*Ruby smiles and nods, once again calming down and sitting attentively*
Gloria: "As such, my offer to you is to wrestle a sanctioned LAWL match to take place before SniffLAWLs. A match that would take place across the ocean...in Japan."
Ruby: "I have no problem with that. Not ALL of us in LAWL are afraid to leave this arena."
Gloria: "If you're referring to my sister Grace, I do not think it's fear that keeps her in LAWL. Rather, a misguided belief in its protection. But I am glad to see you are not afraid to broaden your horizons."
Ruby: "Tell me more..."
Gloria: "This match will be part of the next Dragon Isle Joshi show and will be against LAWL and Dragon Isle Joshi superstar, Angelica Hyde. Your OMG title will not be on the line."
Ruby: "I would hope not! What has Angelica done to earn an OMG Title shot anyway!?"
Gloria: "Plenty, in my eyes. But the reason your Title is not on the line is because her sights are currently set on the LAWL A/S/L Titles. Therefore, the purpose of the offered match between you two is to show the fans of DI-J and Japan the style of competition that LAWL can put on. Japan is known for its dedicated fanbase and for a LAWL match to impress them would really put us on the map."
Ruby: "Well, Reyes, you did the right thing for once by choosing me as LAWL's representative!"
Gloria: "And Angelica too."
Ruby: "Yes, yes, her too. But she'd likely be on that DI-J show ANYWAY. So clearly I am the one you are banking on to increase the stock of LAWL! I am the guiding light of LAWL!"
*Gloria goes to object but instead lets Ruby smile arrogantly and indulge in her self-centered nature.*
Gloria: "So then, can I assume that you are accepting this challenge? This CHANCE to shine your um, 'guiding light?' You are too proud of a Champion to turn this away, correct?"
Ruby: "I am the best Champion LAWL has ever had! I'll go to Japan and beat Angelica. Then you BETTER have something big lined up for me at SniffLAWLs. I'm the one selling your show DVD's, singlehandledy!"
Gloria: "Oh don't you worry about that. Now, one more question. I know you took a lot of abuse at the hands of Jo Ryder...*Gloria sees Ruby getting mad* ...in your victorious effort against her."
*Ruby settles down again*
Gloria: "Are you feeling up to having a big match on two straight weekends? Since the Dragon Isle Joshi show will be the weekend directly before Spring SniffLAWLs, not to mention the travel involved."
Ruby: "My body is strong, and I have healed. In fact, to show everyone just HOW strong and perfect my body is, I'll be debuting new ring attire for the Dragon Isle show!"
Gloria: "So, it looks like everything is in order then. I wish you luc-"
*Ruby waves her off and stands up*
Ruby: "I don't operate on luck, Reyes. One does not beat Jo Ryder with sheer luck. I'm the best in the world and no one can best my skill, conditioning, and intelligence. And I will show all that to Angelica Hyde, Dragon Isle Joshi, and Japan. And after that, I'll see you at SniffLAWLs, Reyes."
*Ruby walks out the door as Gloria nods and smiles. A few moments later...*
Gloria: "Play to that girl's vanity and she does anything you want her to."
*Scene fades as Gloria is smirking*
Gloria: "Human or vegetable?"
*Voice on the other end* "CHAMPion"
Gloria: "Ok, Ruby, come on in."
*The door opens and in walks, clad in geNEON attire, the LAWL OMG Champ Ruby Moreno. But you already KNEW that didn't you smart aleck fans! In my day I had to walk 10 miles through the snow to...*
Ruby: "You got something to say to me, Reyes?"
Gloria: "Yes, I did send a message asking you to come here."
Ruby: "Let's make this quick, I have places to be."
Gloria: "More then you know."
Ruby: "Excuse?"
Gloria: "You and I don't always see eye to eye..."
Ruby: "Oh! I see! THAT's what you mean by "places to be!" You want me out of LAWL!"
Gloria: "Settle down, Moreno. I was about to tell you that I actually agree with something you said."
*Ruby looks surprised but nods expectingly*
Gloria: "Recently, you said something that caught my ear. After your match with Jo Ryder-"
Ruby: "My VICTORIOUS match against Jo Ryder."
Gloria: "Yes, your victorious Title-defending match against Jo Ryder...am I missing anything?"
Ruby: "In which I proved to everyone that I am truly the BEST in the world!"
Gloria: "Back to what I was saying. You recently said that your victory over Jo Ryder helped prove the credibility of LAWL. And honestly, despite all our problems, I agree with you. In fact, I even thank you for that, Ruby. I'll even go as far as to say that you have elevated the status of the OMG Title."
*Ruby looks shocked to hear these words from Gloria, she even blushes a bit. She proceeds to sit down and sits attentively waiting to hear more praise.*
Gloria: "And I want to continue raising the profile of LAWL. Not just in the United States, but around the entire world. So I have a match offer that will help you continue to prove what you have been saying about your prominence and leadership in LAWL and the entire world."
Ruby: "Yes, well I have certainly noticed that I have not yet been put into a match for Spring SniffLAWLs! I am glad this oversight is finally being fixed."
Gloria: "Oh, don't worry about the Spring SniffLAWLs show, I have that under control."
*Ruby's eyes narrow and she purses her lips*
Ruby: "I'm not sure I like the sound of that, Reyes."
Gloria: "But that is not actually what I called you in here to discuss today, so you'll just have to share the same confidence in me about SniffLAWLS as I have in you about holding the LAWL mantle.
Ruby: "Confidence in you? Ha! The same woman who chose to leave LAWL rather then offer me a second Title match!! The only confidence I have in you is that you'll try to screw me over!"
Gloria: "We are here to discuss the future, not delve on the past. And everything I have said so far should indicate my SOLE objective in helping LAWL, even if it means praising you. And yes, it is deserving praise."
*Ruby smiles and nods, once again calming down and sitting attentively*
Gloria: "As such, my offer to you is to wrestle a sanctioned LAWL match to take place before SniffLAWLs. A match that would take place across the ocean...in Japan."
Ruby: "I have no problem with that. Not ALL of us in LAWL are afraid to leave this arena."
Gloria: "If you're referring to my sister Grace, I do not think it's fear that keeps her in LAWL. Rather, a misguided belief in its protection. But I am glad to see you are not afraid to broaden your horizons."
Ruby: "Tell me more..."
Gloria: "This match will be part of the next Dragon Isle Joshi show and will be against LAWL and Dragon Isle Joshi superstar, Angelica Hyde. Your OMG title will not be on the line."
Ruby: "I would hope not! What has Angelica done to earn an OMG Title shot anyway!?"
Gloria: "Plenty, in my eyes. But the reason your Title is not on the line is because her sights are currently set on the LAWL A/S/L Titles. Therefore, the purpose of the offered match between you two is to show the fans of DI-J and Japan the style of competition that LAWL can put on. Japan is known for its dedicated fanbase and for a LAWL match to impress them would really put us on the map."
Ruby: "Well, Reyes, you did the right thing for once by choosing me as LAWL's representative!"
Gloria: "And Angelica too."
Ruby: "Yes, yes, her too. But she'd likely be on that DI-J show ANYWAY. So clearly I am the one you are banking on to increase the stock of LAWL! I am the guiding light of LAWL!"
*Gloria goes to object but instead lets Ruby smile arrogantly and indulge in her self-centered nature.*
Gloria: "So then, can I assume that you are accepting this challenge? This CHANCE to shine your um, 'guiding light?' You are too proud of a Champion to turn this away, correct?"
Ruby: "I am the best Champion LAWL has ever had! I'll go to Japan and beat Angelica. Then you BETTER have something big lined up for me at SniffLAWLs. I'm the one selling your show DVD's, singlehandledy!"
Gloria: "Oh don't you worry about that. Now, one more question. I know you took a lot of abuse at the hands of Jo Ryder...*Gloria sees Ruby getting mad* ...in your victorious effort against her."
*Ruby settles down again*
Gloria: "Are you feeling up to having a big match on two straight weekends? Since the Dragon Isle Joshi show will be the weekend directly before Spring SniffLAWLs, not to mention the travel involved."
Ruby: "My body is strong, and I have healed. In fact, to show everyone just HOW strong and perfect my body is, I'll be debuting new ring attire for the Dragon Isle show!"
Gloria: "So, it looks like everything is in order then. I wish you luc-"
*Ruby waves her off and stands up*
Ruby: "I don't operate on luck, Reyes. One does not beat Jo Ryder with sheer luck. I'm the best in the world and no one can best my skill, conditioning, and intelligence. And I will show all that to Angelica Hyde, Dragon Isle Joshi, and Japan. And after that, I'll see you at SniffLAWLs, Reyes."
*Ruby walks out the door as Gloria nods and smiles. A few moments later...*
Gloria: "Play to that girl's vanity and she does anything you want her to."
*Scene fades as Gloria is smirking*