Intrafed Rolling...err, RoLAWLing...
Mar 5, 2007 20:04:41 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Mar 5, 2007 20:04:41 GMT -5
*Scene opens to the LAWL arena: empty except for one person standing in the ring: Former OMG Champion, Marie Reyes. Marie has a microphone and is smiling*
Marie: "Greetings everyone! It gives me great pleasure to address you all right now and make this announcement. Thanks to the relationship between LAWL and OJ-FWA, we have come to terms for a match at the next OJ-FWA show! Their representative, Yubari, will be facing one of LAWL's favorite wrestlers..."
*Just then music begins playing from the PA system: "na-nanananananana-nana-na-na-na-na..."*
*Suddenly LAWL's Kata Mary comes rolling out from behind the curtain and twirls to a stop! Marie smiles and Kata Mary begins rolling on the ramp towards the ring, rolls under the ropes, and stops just short of rolling Marie...thanks to Marie having the sense to move quickly to the side.*
Marie: "Now Mary, what do you think of being picked for the honor of competing for LAWL against Yubari?"
*Kata Mary starts speaking but its not in any language mere mortals have heard. It also oddly has a tune to it. Marie nods in obvious confused fashion but continues talking.*
Marie: "Uh, yeah. Yubari is an accomplished technical wrestler and has striking prowess as well. How do you expect to fight out of her STF and avoid her Key Crusher?"
*Kata places her hand in the air and then points down as if to say (and it's quite the leap of logic to assume ANYTHING that Kata is trying to convey!) "like THIS". She then begins rolling around Marie, accelerating faster by the second until all we see is just a blur of green and purple. Marie shrugs her shoulders and smiles, brandishing a look of playful resignation on her face.*
Marie: "I THINK what Kata Mary is trying to say is that her speed and agility is her best defense to Yubari's abilities. But don't sell Kata Mary's other skills short, she's quite good at working a technical style too. No one in LAWL has as high an amount of quick pinning holds that Kata Mary has!"
*Marie waits for Kata Mary to stop. When she doesn't, Marie's smiles uncomfortably but continues on*
Marie: "To ensure that...things go smoothly at the OJ-FWA show, and that Kata Mary doesn't try to roll up any important talent that she isn't set to face, I'm gonna be accompanying her to the show. I look forward to attending an OJ-FWA show as a fan, this time. As some of you will remember, I actually wrestled at one of their previous shows, "First", against IKU. In fact, I have the honor to once again face IKU in the main event of the LAWL April Show. So I'm hoping I get a chance to watch her in action. I know she has had her share of problems in OJ-FWA with her sister and I wish her the best of luck in resolving them. I certainly know what it feels like to be betrayed by a sister..."
*Marie quickly flinches as if she realized she needed to clarify something*
Marie: "My sister Grace, that is."
Marie: "So I hope IKU is successful in whatever match she has at the show and that she is able to be healthy and ready for her match with me in April. As I greatly look forward to facing her again."
Marie: "In the meantime, OJ-FWA, thank you for inviting us to your show! I'm sure Mary will do her best to entertain your fans and compete with honor to respect your great promotion and represent LAWL!"
*Marie smiles and carefully jumps the visible circle of rotation that Kata Mary has produced with her circular rolling. Marie leaves the arena and the camera fades to show Kata Mary still rolling as her music begins playing again.*
Marie: "Greetings everyone! It gives me great pleasure to address you all right now and make this announcement. Thanks to the relationship between LAWL and OJ-FWA, we have come to terms for a match at the next OJ-FWA show! Their representative, Yubari, will be facing one of LAWL's favorite wrestlers..."
*Just then music begins playing from the PA system: "na-nanananananana-nana-na-na-na-na..."*
*Suddenly LAWL's Kata Mary comes rolling out from behind the curtain and twirls to a stop! Marie smiles and Kata Mary begins rolling on the ramp towards the ring, rolls under the ropes, and stops just short of rolling Marie...thanks to Marie having the sense to move quickly to the side.*
Marie: "Now Mary, what do you think of being picked for the honor of competing for LAWL against Yubari?"
*Kata Mary starts speaking but its not in any language mere mortals have heard. It also oddly has a tune to it. Marie nods in obvious confused fashion but continues talking.*
Marie: "Uh, yeah. Yubari is an accomplished technical wrestler and has striking prowess as well. How do you expect to fight out of her STF and avoid her Key Crusher?"
*Kata places her hand in the air and then points down as if to say (and it's quite the leap of logic to assume ANYTHING that Kata is trying to convey!) "like THIS". She then begins rolling around Marie, accelerating faster by the second until all we see is just a blur of green and purple. Marie shrugs her shoulders and smiles, brandishing a look of playful resignation on her face.*
Marie: "I THINK what Kata Mary is trying to say is that her speed and agility is her best defense to Yubari's abilities. But don't sell Kata Mary's other skills short, she's quite good at working a technical style too. No one in LAWL has as high an amount of quick pinning holds that Kata Mary has!"
*Marie waits for Kata Mary to stop. When she doesn't, Marie's smiles uncomfortably but continues on*
Marie: "To ensure that...things go smoothly at the OJ-FWA show, and that Kata Mary doesn't try to roll up any important talent that she isn't set to face, I'm gonna be accompanying her to the show. I look forward to attending an OJ-FWA show as a fan, this time. As some of you will remember, I actually wrestled at one of their previous shows, "First", against IKU. In fact, I have the honor to once again face IKU in the main event of the LAWL April Show. So I'm hoping I get a chance to watch her in action. I know she has had her share of problems in OJ-FWA with her sister and I wish her the best of luck in resolving them. I certainly know what it feels like to be betrayed by a sister..."
*Marie quickly flinches as if she realized she needed to clarify something*
Marie: "My sister Grace, that is."
Marie: "So I hope IKU is successful in whatever match she has at the show and that she is able to be healthy and ready for her match with me in April. As I greatly look forward to facing her again."
Marie: "In the meantime, OJ-FWA, thank you for inviting us to your show! I'm sure Mary will do her best to entertain your fans and compete with honor to respect your great promotion and represent LAWL!"
*Marie smiles and carefully jumps the visible circle of rotation that Kata Mary has produced with her circular rolling. Marie leaves the arena and the camera fades to show Kata Mary still rolling as her music begins playing again.*