Post LAWLiday RAGE
Feb 15, 2007 2:08:21 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 2:08:21 GMT -5
(Originally posted on 2/4/07)
*We fade in on the LMAO subsection of the LAWLatorium training facility. Lucky Lupe and Grace Reyes are sparring in the ring as LMAO Mask is doing pushups...this time with actual weights rather then the LAWLunkaloompas. Those horrible orange creatures are playing "jacks" on the floor making horrible noises.
*The doors to the gym open and in walks new LAWL authority, Gloria Reyes. She smiles and approaches.*
(Starting to see any similarities with the other promo yet?! PS. I can break the 4th wall in LAWL RP's!)
*Gloria surveys the area and gets a look of nausea when she sees the LAWLunkaloompas. LMAO Mask watches Gloria as she makes her way to the ring. She gets onto the apron and claps her hands once.*
Gloria: "May I have a word with you two?"
*Lupe turns to respond but Grace "harumphs" and charges at Lupe.*
Gloria: "Ahem...may I have..."
Lupe: "Wait a sec!"
*Lupe's lapse of attention causes her to leave herself open to a shoulder charge, pushing her to the floor.*
Grace: "Pay attention, Lupe! Your opponents won't wait for you to get your guard up!"
Gloria: "And YOUR opponents, Grace, will have seen that charge coming from a mile away. What did I tell you about telegraphing your attacks like that? I taught you better then that!"
*Grace continues to ignore Gloria*
Lupe: "Yo Grace, your ears ok? Your sis is talking to you."
Grace: "Our session is not over here.."
*Gloria gets into the ring and stands between Grace and Lupe.*
Gloria: "Cut out the act, Grace. It's behavior like THIS that makes it difficult to disagree with Alicia Gordon when she said you were petulant and immature."
*Grace sharply turns her head to face Gloria*
Grace: "So you ARE on her side!? I can't believe this!! I lose two sisters to that blonde bitch!"
Gloria: "The only thing you are losing is your MIND, little sis. Now listen up, I need to talk to both you AND Lupe. Get those orange things and that masked monster out of here. This is serious."
Grace: "They are LMAO too, they have a right to..."
Gloria: "I said Lupe can stay, that's as flexible as I'm gonna get."
Lupe: "Grace...I wanna hear this, just listen to her."
Grace: "LMAO Mask, go and walk the LAWLunkaloompas outside."
*LMAO Mask puts harnesses on both of them and walks them out the door.*
Gloria: "And you think outsiders are humilating LAWL? What the hell are those things!?"
*Grace silently stews*
Gloria: "Well, they aren't what I'm here to talk about. And it's taken me long enough to be able to get in touch with you. I thought Marie was keeping a low profile but you haven't even been in the gym since LAWLiday!"
Grace: "It was a bad night."
Gloria: "You had a strong reign as 1337 Champion, Grace. I don't like what you did outside the ring during it, but you wrestled some great matches, including the last one. I trained you myself and I'm impressed with how far you've come since then. I'm sure you'll be ready for a rematch soon, and maybe even an OMG Title shot."
*Grace's stare hardens*
Grace: "WHAT? MAYBE EVEN?? F*ck that sh*t, sis! My 1337 Title and reign was WAY more impressive then that Ruby bitch! Hell, you beat Ruby and humiliated her by leaving right after, you know she's a joke!"
Gloria: "Personal feelings aside, Ruby is NOT a joke in the ring. If you remember, it took a lot to beat her that one time we squared off. And she certainly earned all her impressive victories and OMG Title over the past year. Plus, beating Jo Ryder is not something that a joke does. Though that Holly girl tests that reasoning..."
Grace: "Just get to the point already!"
Gloria: "When I met with Marie and Alicia, I told them about an important match I was making."
Grace: "Yeah, yeah, I read the LAWL website, I know. The LAWLunkaloompas and me vs. those three outsiders: Alicia, Kat, and Angelica. If we win, I get my rightful 1337 Title rematch at the next show, a Title shot i should be getting in April! If they win, two of THEM get an A/S/L rematch then."
Lupe: "It's crazy, yo."
*Gloria turns with a smile to Lupe.*
Gloria: "And why would THAT be, Lupe?"
Lupe: "Cause Alicia don't BELONG here no more. She's an outsider, a turncoat. She turned her back on LAWL last year and now she wants back in! That not right, that not right at all!"
Gloria: "And you don't think, given her talent level, fan support, and enthusiasm for LAWL, that she should be allowed back with open arms? Wow, what HAPPENED to you, Lupe?"
Lupe: "que?"
Gloria: "You and I...we used to tag team back in the day, remember that?"
Lupe: "Si."
Gloria: "The fans always loved you... LAWL always loved you, Lupe. You always did what was right and never got frustrated or angry at anyone that wronged you. Then you lose one match to Kat Black and went nuts..."
Lupe: "Kat Black cheated, yo! She always cheats! She don't belong in LAWL! Grace is right about her!"
Gloria: "You've changed Lupe, you really have. It hurts me to see it. But I can't afford to not recognize it or ignore it and let my old vision of you cloud my judgment."
Lupe: "I have NO idea what you just said, yo."
Gloria: "Then let me put it more simply. I don't like what you've become but you still are one of the most talented wrestlers on the roster. And so I want you on the next LAWL show in a match."
Lupe: "Damn straight...you gonna let me beat Moran-o?"
Gloria: "No...I'm gonna let you try to prove what you believe in."
Lupe: "Que?"
Gloria: "You and Grace say that LAWL doesn't need outsiders, right? Well, the only way to PROVE that would be to show you are already perfect in the ring. To show that there's nothing you have left to learn."
Lupe: "I'm perfect in every way, chica!"
Gloria: "So prove it...against an outsider."
*Lupe's eyes light up*
Lupe: "Oh, you gonna let me face Kat so I can beat her!?"
Gloria: "No, and please pay attention, Kat is already in that tag team match."
Lupe: "So make her wrestle twice! She's an outsider, right? So she has to EARN being in LAWL! Make her wash cars or park dishes or walk the LAWLunkaloompas!"
Gloria: "I wouldn't wish THAT on my worst enemy."
Grace: "Would you two hurry it up already?"
Gloria: "Fine. Lupe...you are going to be facing off against someone you might remember from a long time ago."
Lupe: "Abraham Lincoln?"
Gloria: "Grace, it's really her fault this has gone on this long..."
*Grace slaps Lupe, Gloria looks disgusted*
Gloria: "Not what I had in mind."
Grace: "Get used to it, it's how I run things in LMAO."
Gloria: "Now Lupe..as I said, you will be facing someone from a while ago, from your past...LAWL's past. A LAWL gym student that you and I helped train: Jacquelyn Archer."
*Lupe's eyes again light up and a smile forms*
Lupe: "No way?! Lyn Arch? What that crazy girl up to?"
Grace: "Focus!! "Lyn" was one of the FIRST to betray LAWL! She trained here and then left before her session ended!! I don't care if you trained her. The second she left LAWL is the second she disrespected YOU!"
Gloria: "Quite a ridiculous position, Grace. Lyn simply wanted to get a diverse wrestling education. After training with LAWL, she travelled around the world, eventually settling in Japan with the Dragon Isle..."
Lupe: "NO! Not another Dragon Isle ninja girl!"
Gloria: "Pardon?"
Grace: "Go on..." *looks at her watch-less wrist*
Gloria: "After hearing that Angelica and Kat have been wrestling here, Lyn wanted to return for a match as well. I am very excited to see the progress she has made and I am sure the fans will warmly receive her. She had a few matches here before she left and made a very positive impression on everyone."
Lupe: "No doubt...I helped teach her armwork! ARM WORK!"
Gloria: "And you will have a chance to TEST that very arm work when you step in the ring against her at the next LAWL show in April."
Lupe: "No way, she an outsider now...not gonna happen."
Gloria: "Yes...way..uh, it WILL be happening. You against the returning Jacquelyn Archer."
*Lupe pouts as Gloria re-turns her attention back to an angry looking Grace.*
Grace: "You're getting worse then Marie..."
Gloria: "So does that mean I'm no longer "protected" by you too?"
*Grace smirks*
Gloria: "Yeah, I heard what you said backstage during LAWLIDAY and I want an explanation."
Grace: "I heard what YOU said at LAWLiday...i thought you weren't gonna take sides."
Gloria: "This isn't just about looking after you and Marie, this is about looking after top LAWL talent. I do not know what you meant when you said Marie was no longer under your protection...but I don't like it."
Grace: "It's Marie's own fault. I looked after her as long as I could. You saw what happened with Cross...that woman went to take advantage of Marie's weakness and attack her after the match!"
Gloria: "Kim might have some behavioral peculiarities, but I believe she was about to give her hand to Marie..."
Lupe: "WHAT? Kim proposed to Marie!? They gettin married?"
*Somewhere in NY, a large man randomly becomes very sad but is unaware of why...*
Gloria: "NO. Kim was going to shake Marie's hand...that is, until YOU all came out to run her off."
Grace: "You see what you want to see. It's obvious that Kim was going to continue her attack."
Gloria: "A member of LMAO accusing me of selective vision?" *Gloria snickers*
Lupe: "Again...que?"
Gloria: "Grace...you'd better rethink your policy on not "protecting Marie" anymore."
Grace: "I don't owe her nothin. And she keeps turning away my help anyway."
Gloria: "It's not her safety from outsiders I'm worried about, it's her safety from LMAO."
Grace: "Please...I ain't gonna attack her. I just want my 1337 Title back!"
Gloria: "YOU aren't the member of LMAO I'm talking about..."
*Grace smirks again*
Gloria: "LMAO Mask, If it goes after Marie again like she did at LAWLiday, it won't last too long here."
*Grace smiles dismissively*
Grace: "No, no, you got it all wrong. There was that whole brawl before you came out, remember? LMAO Mask got confused cause she tried to go after Holly and Juli Krieger. THEY attacked Marie! LMAO Mask to go after THEM cause they were outsiders. Marie might be misguided, but she's NOT an outsider. LMAO attacks outsiders, Gloria, you know that. LMAO Mask got confused and thought she had Holly in that move.."
Gloria: "That stump puller..."
Grace: "Yeah, yeah. She got confused. It won't happen again...LMAO Mask won't attack Marie again."
Gloria: "You better see to it that she doesn't."
Grace: "Oh I will, you can trust me on that."
Gloria: "Inspiring sisterly trust doesn't seem to be your strong point these days, I'm afraid."
Grace: "And sisterly CONFIDENCE isn't yours. I just wonder who you doubt more, me or Marie who lost control over LAWL cause of you? *Grace laughs*"
Gloria: "I did what I had to do, she understands that now."
Grace: "Yeah, sure. I just wonder what it IS that you will be doing back here in LAWL."
*Gloria starts to walk out of the ring and steps down to the floor.*
Gloria: "You'll see. I have that under control."
Grace: "Oh yeah? Then I guess we'll be seein about THAT too, eh sis?"
Gloria: "Marie's biggest fault was that she trusted you too much, Grace. I won't make that same mistake."
*Gloria leaves and closes the door behind her. Grace smiles a bit as Lupe looks confused...more so then usual. Lupe tries to continue sparring but Grace catches her foot and just places it down. She leaves the ring area and walks out the door as well, leaving Lupe in the ring mumbling to herself about Lyn and "arm work".*
*We fade in on the LMAO subsection of the LAWLatorium training facility. Lucky Lupe and Grace Reyes are sparring in the ring as LMAO Mask is doing pushups...this time with actual weights rather then the LAWLunkaloompas. Those horrible orange creatures are playing "jacks" on the floor making horrible noises.
*The doors to the gym open and in walks new LAWL authority, Gloria Reyes. She smiles and approaches.*
(Starting to see any similarities with the other promo yet?! PS. I can break the 4th wall in LAWL RP's!)
*Gloria surveys the area and gets a look of nausea when she sees the LAWLunkaloompas. LMAO Mask watches Gloria as she makes her way to the ring. She gets onto the apron and claps her hands once.*
Gloria: "May I have a word with you two?"
*Lupe turns to respond but Grace "harumphs" and charges at Lupe.*
Gloria: "Ahem...may I have..."
Lupe: "Wait a sec!"
*Lupe's lapse of attention causes her to leave herself open to a shoulder charge, pushing her to the floor.*
Grace: "Pay attention, Lupe! Your opponents won't wait for you to get your guard up!"
Gloria: "And YOUR opponents, Grace, will have seen that charge coming from a mile away. What did I tell you about telegraphing your attacks like that? I taught you better then that!"
*Grace continues to ignore Gloria*
Lupe: "Yo Grace, your ears ok? Your sis is talking to you."
Grace: "Our session is not over here.."
*Gloria gets into the ring and stands between Grace and Lupe.*
Gloria: "Cut out the act, Grace. It's behavior like THIS that makes it difficult to disagree with Alicia Gordon when she said you were petulant and immature."
*Grace sharply turns her head to face Gloria*
Grace: "So you ARE on her side!? I can't believe this!! I lose two sisters to that blonde bitch!"
Gloria: "The only thing you are losing is your MIND, little sis. Now listen up, I need to talk to both you AND Lupe. Get those orange things and that masked monster out of here. This is serious."
Grace: "They are LMAO too, they have a right to..."
Gloria: "I said Lupe can stay, that's as flexible as I'm gonna get."
Lupe: "Grace...I wanna hear this, just listen to her."
Grace: "LMAO Mask, go and walk the LAWLunkaloompas outside."
*LMAO Mask puts harnesses on both of them and walks them out the door.*
Gloria: "And you think outsiders are humilating LAWL? What the hell are those things!?"
*Grace silently stews*
Gloria: "Well, they aren't what I'm here to talk about. And it's taken me long enough to be able to get in touch with you. I thought Marie was keeping a low profile but you haven't even been in the gym since LAWLiday!"
Grace: "It was a bad night."
Gloria: "You had a strong reign as 1337 Champion, Grace. I don't like what you did outside the ring during it, but you wrestled some great matches, including the last one. I trained you myself and I'm impressed with how far you've come since then. I'm sure you'll be ready for a rematch soon, and maybe even an OMG Title shot."
*Grace's stare hardens*
Grace: "WHAT? MAYBE EVEN?? F*ck that sh*t, sis! My 1337 Title and reign was WAY more impressive then that Ruby bitch! Hell, you beat Ruby and humiliated her by leaving right after, you know she's a joke!"
Gloria: "Personal feelings aside, Ruby is NOT a joke in the ring. If you remember, it took a lot to beat her that one time we squared off. And she certainly earned all her impressive victories and OMG Title over the past year. Plus, beating Jo Ryder is not something that a joke does. Though that Holly girl tests that reasoning..."
Grace: "Just get to the point already!"
Gloria: "When I met with Marie and Alicia, I told them about an important match I was making."
Grace: "Yeah, yeah, I read the LAWL website, I know. The LAWLunkaloompas and me vs. those three outsiders: Alicia, Kat, and Angelica. If we win, I get my rightful 1337 Title rematch at the next show, a Title shot i should be getting in April! If they win, two of THEM get an A/S/L rematch then."
Lupe: "It's crazy, yo."
*Gloria turns with a smile to Lupe.*
Gloria: "And why would THAT be, Lupe?"
Lupe: "Cause Alicia don't BELONG here no more. She's an outsider, a turncoat. She turned her back on LAWL last year and now she wants back in! That not right, that not right at all!"
Gloria: "And you don't think, given her talent level, fan support, and enthusiasm for LAWL, that she should be allowed back with open arms? Wow, what HAPPENED to you, Lupe?"
Lupe: "que?"
Gloria: "You and I...we used to tag team back in the day, remember that?"
Lupe: "Si."
Gloria: "The fans always loved you... LAWL always loved you, Lupe. You always did what was right and never got frustrated or angry at anyone that wronged you. Then you lose one match to Kat Black and went nuts..."
Lupe: "Kat Black cheated, yo! She always cheats! She don't belong in LAWL! Grace is right about her!"
Gloria: "You've changed Lupe, you really have. It hurts me to see it. But I can't afford to not recognize it or ignore it and let my old vision of you cloud my judgment."
Lupe: "I have NO idea what you just said, yo."
Gloria: "Then let me put it more simply. I don't like what you've become but you still are one of the most talented wrestlers on the roster. And so I want you on the next LAWL show in a match."
Lupe: "Damn straight...you gonna let me beat Moran-o?"
Gloria: "No...I'm gonna let you try to prove what you believe in."
Lupe: "Que?"
Gloria: "You and Grace say that LAWL doesn't need outsiders, right? Well, the only way to PROVE that would be to show you are already perfect in the ring. To show that there's nothing you have left to learn."
Lupe: "I'm perfect in every way, chica!"
Gloria: "So prove it...against an outsider."
*Lupe's eyes light up*
Lupe: "Oh, you gonna let me face Kat so I can beat her!?"
Gloria: "No, and please pay attention, Kat is already in that tag team match."
Lupe: "So make her wrestle twice! She's an outsider, right? So she has to EARN being in LAWL! Make her wash cars or park dishes or walk the LAWLunkaloompas!"
Gloria: "I wouldn't wish THAT on my worst enemy."
Grace: "Would you two hurry it up already?"
Gloria: "Fine. Lupe...you are going to be facing off against someone you might remember from a long time ago."
Lupe: "Abraham Lincoln?"
Gloria: "Grace, it's really her fault this has gone on this long..."
*Grace slaps Lupe, Gloria looks disgusted*
Gloria: "Not what I had in mind."
Grace: "Get used to it, it's how I run things in LMAO."
Gloria: "Now Lupe..as I said, you will be facing someone from a while ago, from your past...LAWL's past. A LAWL gym student that you and I helped train: Jacquelyn Archer."
*Lupe's eyes again light up and a smile forms*
Lupe: "No way?! Lyn Arch? What that crazy girl up to?"
Grace: "Focus!! "Lyn" was one of the FIRST to betray LAWL! She trained here and then left before her session ended!! I don't care if you trained her. The second she left LAWL is the second she disrespected YOU!"
Gloria: "Quite a ridiculous position, Grace. Lyn simply wanted to get a diverse wrestling education. After training with LAWL, she travelled around the world, eventually settling in Japan with the Dragon Isle..."
Lupe: "NO! Not another Dragon Isle ninja girl!"
Gloria: "Pardon?"
Grace: "Go on..." *looks at her watch-less wrist*
Gloria: "After hearing that Angelica and Kat have been wrestling here, Lyn wanted to return for a match as well. I am very excited to see the progress she has made and I am sure the fans will warmly receive her. She had a few matches here before she left and made a very positive impression on everyone."
Lupe: "No doubt...I helped teach her armwork! ARM WORK!"
Gloria: "And you will have a chance to TEST that very arm work when you step in the ring against her at the next LAWL show in April."
Lupe: "No way, she an outsider now...not gonna happen."
Gloria: "Yes...way..uh, it WILL be happening. You against the returning Jacquelyn Archer."
*Lupe pouts as Gloria re-turns her attention back to an angry looking Grace.*
Grace: "You're getting worse then Marie..."
Gloria: "So does that mean I'm no longer "protected" by you too?"
*Grace smirks*
Gloria: "Yeah, I heard what you said backstage during LAWLIDAY and I want an explanation."
Grace: "I heard what YOU said at LAWLiday...i thought you weren't gonna take sides."
Gloria: "This isn't just about looking after you and Marie, this is about looking after top LAWL talent. I do not know what you meant when you said Marie was no longer under your protection...but I don't like it."
Grace: "It's Marie's own fault. I looked after her as long as I could. You saw what happened with Cross...that woman went to take advantage of Marie's weakness and attack her after the match!"
Gloria: "Kim might have some behavioral peculiarities, but I believe she was about to give her hand to Marie..."
Lupe: "WHAT? Kim proposed to Marie!? They gettin married?"
*Somewhere in NY, a large man randomly becomes very sad but is unaware of why...*
Gloria: "NO. Kim was going to shake Marie's hand...that is, until YOU all came out to run her off."
Grace: "You see what you want to see. It's obvious that Kim was going to continue her attack."
Gloria: "A member of LMAO accusing me of selective vision?" *Gloria snickers*
Lupe: "Again...que?"
Gloria: "Grace...you'd better rethink your policy on not "protecting Marie" anymore."
Grace: "I don't owe her nothin. And she keeps turning away my help anyway."
Gloria: "It's not her safety from outsiders I'm worried about, it's her safety from LMAO."
Grace: "Please...I ain't gonna attack her. I just want my 1337 Title back!"
Gloria: "YOU aren't the member of LMAO I'm talking about..."
*Grace smirks again*
Gloria: "LMAO Mask, If it goes after Marie again like she did at LAWLiday, it won't last too long here."
*Grace smiles dismissively*
Grace: "No, no, you got it all wrong. There was that whole brawl before you came out, remember? LMAO Mask got confused cause she tried to go after Holly and Juli Krieger. THEY attacked Marie! LMAO Mask to go after THEM cause they were outsiders. Marie might be misguided, but she's NOT an outsider. LMAO attacks outsiders, Gloria, you know that. LMAO Mask got confused and thought she had Holly in that move.."
Gloria: "That stump puller..."
Grace: "Yeah, yeah. She got confused. It won't happen again...LMAO Mask won't attack Marie again."
Gloria: "You better see to it that she doesn't."
Grace: "Oh I will, you can trust me on that."
Gloria: "Inspiring sisterly trust doesn't seem to be your strong point these days, I'm afraid."
Grace: "And sisterly CONFIDENCE isn't yours. I just wonder who you doubt more, me or Marie who lost control over LAWL cause of you? *Grace laughs*"
Gloria: "I did what I had to do, she understands that now."
Grace: "Yeah, sure. I just wonder what it IS that you will be doing back here in LAWL."
*Gloria starts to walk out of the ring and steps down to the floor.*
Gloria: "You'll see. I have that under control."
Grace: "Oh yeah? Then I guess we'll be seein about THAT too, eh sis?"
Gloria: "Marie's biggest fault was that she trusted you too much, Grace. I won't make that same mistake."
*Gloria leaves and closes the door behind her. Grace smiles a bit as Lupe looks confused...more so then usual. Lupe tries to continue sparring but Grace catches her foot and just places it down. She leaves the ring area and walks out the door as well, leaving Lupe in the ring mumbling to herself about Lyn and "arm work".*