Ruby Moreno: Giving my BEST to Jo Ryder
Feb 15, 2007 2:05:26 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 2:05:26 GMT -5
(Originally posted on 12/2/06)
*The scene starts off as we are shown a video clip from the HaLAWLoween 2006 DVD. The video is presented in black and white and is of Jo Ryder with a microphone standing face to face with Ruby Moreno*
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"[Jo Ryder:] I come here, to easily the strangest
wrestling promotion in the continental United States
to make a challenge to a woman - a woman I perceive to
be the BEST, and also by sheer force of luck happens
to be your champion: Ruby Moreno.
I want a match, and I want it at the next show - if
you refuse, you are a coward. If you accept, you'll
learn what it means to be the best. I trust you'll
answer soon, Moreno."
*Ruby looks down in thought, then looks up at Jo and stares
at her. She walks over to Jo, nods slowly, and shakes
Jo's hand. Then she says to her, face to face, "You got
it. I'll see you at LAWLiday 2006." Jo nods, leaves
the ring, and goes back into the crowd from whence she came.*
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*The video is abruptly cut off and the camera zooms out to show geNEON attire-wearing LAWL OMG Champion Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno with her finger on the pause button.*
Ruby: "Wondering what happens next? *Ruby laughs* You need not be concerned, as you heard the implications of the future straight from the mouth of Jo Ryder, herself. The woman known as the "Queen of Professional Wrestling" has bestowed an honor upon me that is unrivaled. She has called me "the best."
Ruby: "In only a brief year of publically illumininating wrestling rings across the country with my skills, I have captured the LAWL OMG Title and been called THE best by the woman who knows more about what that means then anyone else in the history of women's professional wrestling."
Ruby: "And it happened at HaLAWLoween, in MY home federation, in front of all of MY fans, and after MY victory. While I know Jo is my opponent at LAWLiday 2006, I can not help but BASK upon the glory and honor she has bestowed upon me. And to do one more thing...breathe a sigh of relief..."
*Ruby's face goes from a smile to a look of impatience*
Ruby: "Because it just seemed that no one else was GETTING the fact that I really AM the best women's wrestler in the world today! But Jo Ryder's words...her DESIRE to challenge me and test out the BEST of the present and future of professional wrestling...that turned the heads of those that have not yet realized my greatness. But Jo did...Jo sees that I am indeed the guiding light that will lead professional wrestling to new levels of greatness, just as I have said in the past. And I will now have the chance to brighten the path even more. Because while the uneducated masses at LAWLIDAY may be salivating at the thought of more "LMAO" violence, or for an Alicia Gordon panty shot, I know that Jo Ryder will have the same mindset as I will."
Ruby: "March into that main event and wrestle the absolute BEST match I possibly can, one that everyone else has NEVER seen in their lives. That's what being the best means, after all. Not just winning, but being able to bring it all to overcome the toughest challenge in my career: Especially when all of the eyes of the world are on me. Yes, it is thanks to the reputation and actions of Jo Ryder that they are finally upon me, but it will be thanks to my ability that they STAY on me long after this match is over. Because once an eye registers light, it can no longer ignore it, especially when it will shine as brightly as I will at LAWLIDAY."
Ruby: "The person who will see the light the brightest will be Jo Ryder. Because as much as she already thinks she understands what I am, I will elucidate my role as not only the best wrestler now, but the best EVER.
*Ruby places her hand back on the TV/VCR, and hovering near the play button*
Ruby: "HOW I will do that, well, that's up to me. But I will give you all a little preview. Let me just press..."
*Ruby pulls her hand back from the play button and then sharply CHOPS the TV right across the middle, causing it to fall to the ground. Ruby wrings out her hand a bit, then smiles*
Ruby: "In honor of Jo Ryder, I'll have nothing but the BEST in store for her."
*Ruby winks then exits the scene as disgruntled LAWL technicians run to try to salvage the broken tv.*
*The scene starts off as we are shown a video clip from the HaLAWLoween 2006 DVD. The video is presented in black and white and is of Jo Ryder with a microphone standing face to face with Ruby Moreno*
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"[Jo Ryder:] I come here, to easily the strangest
wrestling promotion in the continental United States
to make a challenge to a woman - a woman I perceive to
be the BEST, and also by sheer force of luck happens
to be your champion: Ruby Moreno.
I want a match, and I want it at the next show - if
you refuse, you are a coward. If you accept, you'll
learn what it means to be the best. I trust you'll
answer soon, Moreno."
*Ruby looks down in thought, then looks up at Jo and stares
at her. She walks over to Jo, nods slowly, and shakes
Jo's hand. Then she says to her, face to face, "You got
it. I'll see you at LAWLiday 2006." Jo nods, leaves
the ring, and goes back into the crowd from whence she came.*
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*The video is abruptly cut off and the camera zooms out to show geNEON attire-wearing LAWL OMG Champion Ruby "QUARTZ" Moreno with her finger on the pause button.*
Ruby: "Wondering what happens next? *Ruby laughs* You need not be concerned, as you heard the implications of the future straight from the mouth of Jo Ryder, herself. The woman known as the "Queen of Professional Wrestling" has bestowed an honor upon me that is unrivaled. She has called me "the best."
Ruby: "In only a brief year of publically illumininating wrestling rings across the country with my skills, I have captured the LAWL OMG Title and been called THE best by the woman who knows more about what that means then anyone else in the history of women's professional wrestling."
Ruby: "And it happened at HaLAWLoween, in MY home federation, in front of all of MY fans, and after MY victory. While I know Jo is my opponent at LAWLiday 2006, I can not help but BASK upon the glory and honor she has bestowed upon me. And to do one more thing...breathe a sigh of relief..."
*Ruby's face goes from a smile to a look of impatience*
Ruby: "Because it just seemed that no one else was GETTING the fact that I really AM the best women's wrestler in the world today! But Jo Ryder's words...her DESIRE to challenge me and test out the BEST of the present and future of professional wrestling...that turned the heads of those that have not yet realized my greatness. But Jo did...Jo sees that I am indeed the guiding light that will lead professional wrestling to new levels of greatness, just as I have said in the past. And I will now have the chance to brighten the path even more. Because while the uneducated masses at LAWLIDAY may be salivating at the thought of more "LMAO" violence, or for an Alicia Gordon panty shot, I know that Jo Ryder will have the same mindset as I will."
Ruby: "March into that main event and wrestle the absolute BEST match I possibly can, one that everyone else has NEVER seen in their lives. That's what being the best means, after all. Not just winning, but being able to bring it all to overcome the toughest challenge in my career: Especially when all of the eyes of the world are on me. Yes, it is thanks to the reputation and actions of Jo Ryder that they are finally upon me, but it will be thanks to my ability that they STAY on me long after this match is over. Because once an eye registers light, it can no longer ignore it, especially when it will shine as brightly as I will at LAWLIDAY."
Ruby: "The person who will see the light the brightest will be Jo Ryder. Because as much as she already thinks she understands what I am, I will elucidate my role as not only the best wrestler now, but the best EVER.
*Ruby places her hand back on the TV/VCR, and hovering near the play button*
Ruby: "HOW I will do that, well, that's up to me. But I will give you all a little preview. Let me just press..."
*Ruby pulls her hand back from the play button and then sharply CHOPS the TV right across the middle, causing it to fall to the ground. Ruby wrings out her hand a bit, then smiles*
Ruby: "In honor of Jo Ryder, I'll have nothing but the BEST in store for her."
*Ruby winks then exits the scene as disgruntled LAWL technicians run to try to salvage the broken tv.*