LMAO: We'll show you scary!

[OrochiGeese]

(Originally posted on 11/17/06)


*A few weeks after LAWL's HaLAWLoween show, we see the members of the LMAO faction sitting in their training/weight room. Except Grace, who is standing..no, walking, NO, PACING around the room with an outraged look on her face. She walks over to Lupe, who is chewing gum, and puts a hand on her shoulder.*

Grace: "I said no gum chewing during our meetings."

Lupe: "You gotta chillax Grace..."

Grace: "NO, I can not chillax, WE can not chillax. For the last year we have seen injustice after injustice happen to LAWL. And at HaLAWLoween, THE biggest sin against LAWL has been perpretrated!"

Lupe: "Got that right, you see those Gooses making out, made me sick..."

Grace: "NO! I'm talking about that outsider Jo Ryder challenging Ruby Moreno to a title match at LAWLiday!"

Lupe: "What do you care? The OMG Title is nothing compared to your 1337 Title, Grace!"

Grace: "Yes, I know that, you know that, LMAO Mask knows that, and even the LAWLunkaloompas know that."

*LAWLunkaloompas nod and make agreeable noises*

Grace: "The point is this. LAWLiday is THE biggest LAWL show of the year, EVERY year. And the main event of that show is THE biggest MATCH of the year. A match that I belong in! But my confused sister believes that Ruby's OMG Title is the most important title AND she thinks Jo Ryder's challenge means something!"

*Lupe continues chewing on her gum and starts twirling it around her finger*

Lupe: "I don't follow.."

Grace: "Ruby vs. Jo Ryder will be the main event of LAWLiday! I heard it from Marie herself!"

Lupe: "That's bullshit, yo. You twice the woman Ruby or Jo is."

Grace: "If that wasn't bad enough, at HaLAWLoween we got disgraced by..."

Lupe: "Dis-graced? You STILL Grace, ok ok?"

*Grace rolls her eyes*

Grace: "And I'm STILL gonna whup you unless you stop f*cking around!"

*LAWLunkaloompas start screaming when Grace swears*

Grace: "You and I, Lupe, we got cheated out of our victory at HaLAWLoween cause of the CHEATING VigiLAWLantes. But we didn't leave empty handed...as we started to show the world how dangerous LMAO Mask is. And I say, at LAWLiday, we take the next step in showing what LMAO Mask can do."

Lupe: "Yeah, we gonna get some revenge on that kitty kat too?"

Grace: "You and LMAO Mask...you two LMAO soldiers should take on those two cheating outsiders, Angelica Hyde and Kat Black...IF they have the guts."

Lupe: "You got it, Grace, we gonna teach everyone what happens when they disgrace LAWL!"

*LMAO Mask beats its chest and nods*

Grace: "Now, ONE good thing happened at HaLAWLoween. The LAWLunkaloompas won their debut match against the bananas and earned the right to challenge for the A/S/L Titles. They gonna march in there at LAWLiday and WIN those Titles. The A/S/L Titles will finally belong to LMAO!"

*LAWLunkaloompas excitedly nod and motion around their waists*

Lupe: "So what YOU gonna do, Grace? How you gonna avenge LAWL against the originaLAWL sin in the main event? You got a plan, right? I can see it in your eyes!"

Grace: "I have to do something to HELP LAWL more then the main event will hurt it. So I'm making a challenge. A challenge to someone to face me for my SUPERIOR 1337 Title."

Lupe: "Oh sh*t Grace calling some sucka out!"

Grace: "Alicia Gordon...you represent the absolute WORST of every outsider in LAWL. You betrayed LAWL to go to OG-Joshi and then you waltzed back in like nothing ever happened."

Lupe: "She ain't batgirl, she's batty if she thinks she can get away with that!"

Grace: "Once LMAO gets rid of Alicia, we can take LAWL back. So here's how it's gonna be. I put my 1337 Title on the line against her.."

Lupe: "NO, GRACE!"

Grace: "against her LAWL CAREER."

*Lupe's eyes bug out and her gum drops from her mouth.*

Grace: "That's right. At LAWLiday 2006 I challenge Alicia Gordon to a Title vs. LAWL Career match. If she wins, *Laughs*, she becomes the 1337 Champion. But after I win, then she NEVER shows her face again in LAWL."

Lupe: "You a genius, Grace!"

Grace: "So ball's in your court, "Leesh". You accept the challenge or you continue to be a cowardly outsider that don't belong in LAWL. Just remember...I'll take you out at LAWLiday...match or no match "

*Grace gestures to LMAO Mask and the two walk out of the room while talking. Meanwhile, Lupe excitedly confers with the LAWLunkaloompas. A few seconds later we hear...*

Lupe: "I dunno why eating live chickens is illegal, either, you two..."


*Scene mercifuLAWLy ends*

[OrochiGeese]

(Originally written/posted by Dragonkin on 11/25/06)


We fade from black into a gym, by a training ring. The place is mostly empty, probably due to thanksgiving. A bit further from the camera, a blond man in light blue and silver ring gear is talking to a red-headed woman in black and gold ring gear. Closer to the camera, sitting on the apron is Kat Black, in her ring gear and mask. Standing next to her is a woman with light blue hair, also in ring gear and mask - Angelica Hyde.


Angelica: "Grace... you're not going to change, are you? Leesh and Kat beat you fair and square at HaLAWLoween, and you have to hide behind accusations of cheating?"

Kat: "I'd say she's the one who can't win a match without cheating... strength in numbers, eh Grace? Alicia showed well enough that she can kick your face in the last match, and she can do it again at LAWLiday. And just to be sure your friends stay out of it, we'll be watching her back."


Angelica: "I'm looking forward to stepping into the ring with Lucky Lupe again, too... but I guess it won't be like old times, eh Lupe? As for that thug of yours, we're well prepared."
Angelica: "So LMAO... *Angelica grins* Thanks for inviting us back for LAWLiday."


*as the camera fades to black, the guy on the far side of the ring calls out. "Hey sis, you two ready? Me and Lyn are warmed up, and we don't wanna stay here too late. It's the holidays after all..."*

[OrochiGeese]

(Originally posted on 11/26/06)


*Alicia Gordon stands in front of a LAWL banner....covering up an old wall that's probably more full of asbestos then even a virtual e-fed building should be allowed to have.*


Alicia: "Title vs. career...THAT is the stipulation of the match that Grace Reyes has challenged me with. A lot of you are probably wondering why Grace would go to such an extremes to get rid of me. Why she would risk SO much and want to bring such a harsh result? *pauses* And I have to admit...at first, I had no idea why."

*Alicia shrugs her shoulders*

Alicia: "That's right. I know all of you were expecting me to come in here angry and guaranteeing victory. But the truth is, my first impression of Grace's challenge was confusion. Total and utter confusion. I was totally confused as to why Grace would bite the hand that feeds her."

*Alicia smiles briefly*

Alicia: "I guess now YOU are all confused, right? Well let me try to explain to you the mindset of Grace Reyes. For you people that have just started watching LAWL in 2006....you don't KNOW what 2005 brought for Grace. Until LAWLiday 2005 in December, no one outside of the LAWLitorium fans EVER saw our show. So let me give you all a history lesson...and maybe help Grace rediscover her roots."

Alicia: "I watched your career from the very beginning, Grace. I watched you try impress a company and fan base that have been blown away by the achievements of your older sisters and their peers. I watched you display a natural talent and impressive athleticism that might actually be superior to that of your sisters, and I watched you use it to work through the ranks of LAWL."

*Alicia takes a deep breath and a frown crosses her face*

Alicia: "But then...then you got frustrated. You began losing some momentum because you were inexperienced and your natural abilities only took you so far.

Alicia: "Grace Reyes' title match against Lucky Lupe at LAWLiday 2005 was not the FIRST 1337 Title match she ever had. But it was the first time she won. Prior to that, she could NOT beat Lupe. Despite all of Grace's talents, she did not yet have the wrestling experience to win. Nor had she the internal motivation. So Grace got frustrated...she started taking shortcuts of questionable morality in her matches. And worse, she started justifying them to herself and others because she believed that she RIGHTFULLY deserved to win every match she was in. One reason for all of this was due to the high expectations she had as the youngest Reyes sister in LAWL. Her other two sisters had already achieved multiple Championship reigns and high praise and Grace wanted to be the next Reyes success. The other reason was because Grace has always been very self-centered and, in her own mind, her desired ends always justified her means."

Alicia: "So she started taking the easy route...but the fans started to boo she. While some wrestlers can tune out the fans and any detractors, she couldn't. She NEEDED to be the center of attention and She NEEDED to be ADORED by your fans! Even after Grace turned against them in 2005 based on your actions...she couldn't BARE to be booed...she couldn't handle the fact that they weren't practically BOWING to her"

Alicia: "So what does a self-centered little brat do when people scold them for ACTING like a brat? They try to JUSTIFY it. And the fact that LAWL was just beginning to open its doors to the public and other wrestling associations was the BEST thing that could have happened to you, Grace. Yeah, you heard that..."

*Alicia walks closer to the camera*

Alicia: "As much as you bitch and moan about "outsiders" and "turncoats", you LOVE it. Because WE are the scapegoat for you. Our existence provides your rationale for doing whatever it takes to win your matches: Matches with us OR anyone else. You use us to justify your bad behavior. And you use that behavior to achieve more in ring success then you have had in the past."

Alicia: "And you know, I'm not deaf...I HEAR some of the LAWL crowd cheer for you, Grace, and your little group of misfits. Some people have accepted your stated philosophy about us and LAWL."

*Alicia sighs*

Alicia: "But they don't realize that it's not ABOUT us. It's not even about the rest of LMAO. It's about you, Grace, and ONLY you. And my friend Angelica Hyde's response to LMAO's challenge was so helpful in showing that. Angelica pointed out the irony of LMAO inviting her and Kat to LAWL for a match. Why would LMAO do such a thing? Why would a group that was sworn to keep outsiders away from LAWL actually request a match with them on a LAWL show!? Because LMAO and Grace NEED a reason to act the way they always do. By wrestling against us or invoking our "threat" in matches against others, they feel that they have the absolute right to be as violent and dirty in the ring as they can for their cause. A cause that Grace indoctrinated into the minds of LMAO and some of the fans, but a cause that Grace is just using to further her own agenda."

Alicia: "Because without us... without Kat Black, Angelica Hyde, Jenny McLanahan, Jo Ryder, Kim Cross, without outsiders, returners, "turncoats", or whatever you want to call us...LMAO would NOT EXIST. Without us...Grace Reyes would still be getting booed by the WHOLE audience for the dirty actions in the ring she was resorting to. WE are the "fingers" on the "hand," set up by Grace HERSELF, that exist to publically "feed" her justification to do whatever she wants in and outside of the ring without criticism."

*Alicia puts her thumb to her chin in thought*

Alicia: "And THAT's why I was initially confused when Grace challenged me to a Title vs. Career match. Why would she want ME gone when I was so crucial to her plan for acceptance?"

*Alicia's eyes light up*

Alicia: "It's because there is one thing that motivated you, Grace Reyes, even more then needing justification or acceptance. There's one thing that Grace Reyes feeds and RELIES on more then anything else..."

*A look of anger comes across Alicia's face.*

Alicia: "RAGE!"

Alicia: "I knew Grace when she was growing up and she is always just one second away from anger. Uncontrollable anger. Anger that she has to prove herself to the world. Anger that she isn't good enough. Anger that she is struggling or getting frustrated. Anger when she doesn't get her way."

Alicia: "Which is exactly what happened at HaLAWLoween when Kat Black and I BEAT Grace and Lupe. THAT is why Grace is now trying to eliminate me from LAWL. She is so angry at losing to me, at not being the best in the HaLAWLoween match, that she now wants to get rid of me for pinning her."

Alicia: "Her rage has NOW taken front and center stage and it's causing her initial plan to crumble..."

*Alicia smiles again*

Alicia: "She no longer cares as much for her fronted LMAO cause as she does about losing to me at HaLAWLoween AND in the future. Too bad LMAO does not see her true motivations. In fact, they hardly seem angry at all...they are just following her false LMAO campaign without being able to see her original intentions or presently conflicting emotions. And that very rage of Grace will be their undoing...and her own. It will all start at LAWLiday when I take Grace's precious 1337 Championship."

Alicia: "Yes Grace, I accept your challenge, I'll wrestle you at LAWLiday 2006. And I've learned a thing or two about rage, myself, over this past year in OG-Joshi. I'm not an angry person by nature, but Juli Krieger brought me to a point that you NEVER want to take me to, Grace. So if you attempt something in our match that goes too far, I'll take it upon myself to break and REDEFINE those very limits. It might take me longer to get angry then it takes you, but my longer fuse is attached to a bigger explosive force then you have ever seen."


*Alicia walks off the set and the scene fades to the black*