VigiLAWLantes Unite!
Feb 15, 2007 1:59:04 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 15, 2007 1:59:04 GMT -5
(Originally written/posted by Dragonkin and I on 9/29/06)
*Scene opens to a clear night sky over the city of Los Angeles. We hear a lot of noise below: mostly random cursing, horn honking, and scattered gun shots. Then we hear one of those "movie commercial voice over" guys. You know the type! The ones with really serious voices that carry a hint of patronizing sarcasm as if the message they are saying is of actual REAL importance...oh wait...but THIS time it is really important!!*
Voice: "In a city of vanity and moral emptiness, a small wrestling organization struggles to survive amidst debilitating internal strife."
*We see video of the past few LAWL shows as LMAO wreak havoc onto the wrestlers.*
Voice: "But it is in these darkest of times where heroes always, or well, usually, emerge. However, In order to do so, they must first be called upon. And to ensure that the heroes aren't themselves terrible underground flesh-eating morlocks, the hero signal is always delivered via the sky!"
*Suddenly a beam of light pierces the darkness and a familiar symbol emanates throughout the sky*
*Two shadowy figures jump onto the scene...and assumably on a building since we're kinda pointed at a sky here and I doubt they are hovering...wait...are they? Oh, my bad...they're "supposedly" hovering...*
Figure 1: "I am Bat Girl, Alicia Gordon!"
Figure 2: "I am Katwoman!"
Both: "And together we are the VigiLAWLantes!"
*The VigiLAW...ouch, my jaw! Both women hold their arms up high with vaLAWLor*
Bat Girl: "At HaLAWLoween we will be taking on the evildoers of LMAO!"
Katwoman: "That’s right, we’ll come face to face with the devious villains known to the world as Disgrace Reyes and Unlucky Lupe!"
Bat Girl: "And even worse, they will have their monster, LMAO Mask at ringside! But do not fret, as we are here to save LAWL from viLAW...villains such as them!"
Katwoman: "Well said, Bat Girl! If LMAO aren’t stopped, it will be a Katastrophe for LAWL!”
Bat Girl: "Indeed, my co-heroine! We will not continue to stand for the actions of LMAO! They have dishonored our fine city of LAWL! The time for justice is nigh!"
Katwoman: "We must take action at once! They cannot be allowed to cut LAWL off from the rest of the wrestling world…”
Bat Girl: "Great wrestlers come in all forms and origins! LAWL aspires to the highest level of in ring action and must not allow LMAO to restrict it by trying to scare away newcomers from other worlds!"
Katwoman: "Wrestlers have to be able to compete in many different arenas, whether they are an outsider competing in LAWL, or a LAWL wrestler honing their skills elsewhere. It’s purrfectly obvious!”
Bat Girl: "So we will meet you in battle, LMAO and...
*Just then, the "LAWL signal" starts to dissipate a bit as Bat Girl looks at the camera...*
Bat Girl: "What...what's going on...it's not working? The battery is out? Ahh damn..."
*Bat Girl walks over to the camera and fiddles with something. The light goes back on and she walks back to her prior spot. Alicia begins speaking again but the light goes off again, 5 seconds later.*
Bat Girl: "We will meet you in battle, LMAO and...*Bat Girl starts laughing* I'm sorry, I'm sorry...once the light went off...
*Bat Girl starts hysterically laughing as Katwoman looks at her for a moment, and then bursts into laughter herself as well.*
Voice from behind camera: "Ok, should we call it a wrap?"
Bat Girl: "Yeah, come over here and let me try to fix this thing. We have to make sure these are working since we're handing one of them to each member of the crowd in "Trick or Treat" fan packages at the show."
*From behind the camera, Angelica Hyde walks to Alicia and hands her a small flashlight. It's no ordinary flashlight, as the front of it has a stencil on it with the shape of the word "LAWL" and assorted smiley faces.*
Alicia: "Ok, well, we got our point across, we can just edit the rest! *Alicia changes her focus from the flashlight to someone else behind the camera* "Thanks Bill! You can go back to the studios and thank my dad for allowing me to use the #1 voiceover man in Hollywood!"
Bill: *In "voice over" voice* "You got it, Miss Gordon! Good luck bringing the evildoers to justice!"
*Alicia turns to Kat and Angelica* "Hey Angelica, while we still have the cameras here, want to say something about YOUR match at HaLAWLoween, also?"
Angelica: "Thanks ‘Licia, could I? I really appreciate it!”
*Alicia and Katwoman walk off the set as Angelica faces the camera. The cameraman begins rolling again...an apropo comment considering Angelica's opponent at HaLAWLoween!*
Angelica: “Hi there, fans of LAWL! If you’re a long-time fan who went to the local shows, you may have seen me before. But if you’re one of the great fans watching us on DVD, let me introduce myself. I’m Angelica Hyde, trained in LAWL and returning for HaLAWLoween after competing abroad for a while! I’ll be facing Kata Mary in what’s sure to be a good match… Mary might be a bit new in LAWL, but she’s really on a roll lately.
*Angelica grins for a moment, before looking into camera, a bit more serious but still smiling*
Angelica: “Mary, I’m looking forward to facing you at HaLAWLoween and seeing first hand what you can do in the ring. Think you can roll fast enough to keep up with the Angel?“
Angelica: “Let’s find out…”
*Fade*
*Scene opens to a clear night sky over the city of Los Angeles. We hear a lot of noise below: mostly random cursing, horn honking, and scattered gun shots. Then we hear one of those "movie commercial voice over" guys. You know the type! The ones with really serious voices that carry a hint of patronizing sarcasm as if the message they are saying is of actual REAL importance...oh wait...but THIS time it is really important!!*
Voice: "In a city of vanity and moral emptiness, a small wrestling organization struggles to survive amidst debilitating internal strife."
*We see video of the past few LAWL shows as LMAO wreak havoc onto the wrestlers.*
Voice: "But it is in these darkest of times where heroes always, or well, usually, emerge. However, In order to do so, they must first be called upon. And to ensure that the heroes aren't themselves terrible underground flesh-eating morlocks, the hero signal is always delivered via the sky!"
*Suddenly a beam of light pierces the darkness and a familiar symbol emanates throughout the sky*
*Two shadowy figures jump onto the scene...and assumably on a building since we're kinda pointed at a sky here and I doubt they are hovering...wait...are they? Oh, my bad...they're "supposedly" hovering...*
Figure 1: "I am Bat Girl, Alicia Gordon!"
Figure 2: "I am Katwoman!"
Both: "And together we are the VigiLAWLantes!"
*The VigiLAW...ouch, my jaw! Both women hold their arms up high with vaLAWLor*
Bat Girl: "At HaLAWLoween we will be taking on the evildoers of LMAO!"
Katwoman: "That’s right, we’ll come face to face with the devious villains known to the world as Disgrace Reyes and Unlucky Lupe!"
Bat Girl: "And even worse, they will have their monster, LMAO Mask at ringside! But do not fret, as we are here to save LAWL from viLAW...villains such as them!"
Katwoman: "Well said, Bat Girl! If LMAO aren’t stopped, it will be a Katastrophe for LAWL!”
Bat Girl: "Indeed, my co-heroine! We will not continue to stand for the actions of LMAO! They have dishonored our fine city of LAWL! The time for justice is nigh!"
Katwoman: "We must take action at once! They cannot be allowed to cut LAWL off from the rest of the wrestling world…”
Bat Girl: "Great wrestlers come in all forms and origins! LAWL aspires to the highest level of in ring action and must not allow LMAO to restrict it by trying to scare away newcomers from other worlds!"
Katwoman: "Wrestlers have to be able to compete in many different arenas, whether they are an outsider competing in LAWL, or a LAWL wrestler honing their skills elsewhere. It’s purrfectly obvious!”
Bat Girl: "So we will meet you in battle, LMAO and...
*Just then, the "LAWL signal" starts to dissipate a bit as Bat Girl looks at the camera...*
Bat Girl: "What...what's going on...it's not working? The battery is out? Ahh damn..."
*Bat Girl walks over to the camera and fiddles with something. The light goes back on and she walks back to her prior spot. Alicia begins speaking again but the light goes off again, 5 seconds later.*
Bat Girl: "We will meet you in battle, LMAO and...*Bat Girl starts laughing* I'm sorry, I'm sorry...once the light went off...
*Bat Girl starts hysterically laughing as Katwoman looks at her for a moment, and then bursts into laughter herself as well.*
Voice from behind camera: "Ok, should we call it a wrap?"
Bat Girl: "Yeah, come over here and let me try to fix this thing. We have to make sure these are working since we're handing one of them to each member of the crowd in "Trick or Treat" fan packages at the show."
*From behind the camera, Angelica Hyde walks to Alicia and hands her a small flashlight. It's no ordinary flashlight, as the front of it has a stencil on it with the shape of the word "LAWL" and assorted smiley faces.*
Alicia: "Ok, well, we got our point across, we can just edit the rest! *Alicia changes her focus from the flashlight to someone else behind the camera* "Thanks Bill! You can go back to the studios and thank my dad for allowing me to use the #1 voiceover man in Hollywood!"
Bill: *In "voice over" voice* "You got it, Miss Gordon! Good luck bringing the evildoers to justice!"
*Alicia turns to Kat and Angelica* "Hey Angelica, while we still have the cameras here, want to say something about YOUR match at HaLAWLoween, also?"
Angelica: "Thanks ‘Licia, could I? I really appreciate it!”
*Alicia and Katwoman walk off the set as Angelica faces the camera. The cameraman begins rolling again...an apropo comment considering Angelica's opponent at HaLAWLoween!*
Angelica: “Hi there, fans of LAWL! If you’re a long-time fan who went to the local shows, you may have seen me before. But if you’re one of the great fans watching us on DVD, let me introduce myself. I’m Angelica Hyde, trained in LAWL and returning for HaLAWLoween after competing abroad for a while! I’ll be facing Kata Mary in what’s sure to be a good match… Mary might be a bit new in LAWL, but she’s really on a roll lately.
*Angelica grins for a moment, before looking into camera, a bit more serious but still smiling*
Angelica: “Mary, I’m looking forward to facing you at HaLAWLoween and seeing first hand what you can do in the ring. Think you can roll fast enough to keep up with the Angel?“
Angelica: “Let’s find out…”
*Fade*