Kat Black: Tainted Grace

[OrochiGeese]

*Originally written/posted by Dragonkin on 8/22/06*


The camera opens on a backstage area. There is a LAWL banner taped to the wall with a bikini awkwardly stapled to it, so odds are that we are backstage after the end of the SweLAWLtering Summer SpectacuLAWLer. Near the banner stands Kat Black, leaning idly against the wall. As the camera zooms in a little, she begins to speak.

Kat: "Congratulations, Grace. You held on to your title... though your words of being a great champion are hollow as always. You didn't retain that belt... Lupe did."

Kat stands fully, walking a few steps closer to the camera as she continues to speak.

Kat: "Tell me Grace, does this sound familiar? I took you down and caught you in the 'Fade to Black' right in the centre of the ring. You stuggled... you suffered... and then you tapped out. But your friend Lupe had the referee's back turned, so tapping didn't help. Sure, you didn't lose your title... but I hurt you. So much that for the rest of the match you did anything to avoid me getting hold of that leg again, because you knew you'd tap if I did."

Kat shrugs slightly

Kat: "It's clear that I'll never get a one-on-one match with you. No matter what, as soon as you start to lose, Lupe will get herself involved. So, since Lupe is going to be in your corner anyway, she might as well be holding a tag rope. I've beaten Lupe twice, and you know I can beat you, so why don't the two of you accept my challenge for a tag team match? That way I'll have someone to watch my back, and you will have no excuse when I get my hands on your leg again...
Want to know what the Kataclysm feels like before then, Grace?"

The camera fades out slowly to black, Kat's last words being spoken just as she can no longer be seen.

Kat: "Ask Lupe..."

[OrochiGeese]

*Originally posted 8/23/06*

*Scene opens to a gym/fitness center in the LAWLatorium. We see Lucky Lupe and 1337 Champion Grace Reyes. Off in the background we see one of the horrible orange creatures helping another horrible orange creature with what appears to be a horrible shoulder press exercise with a horrible orange barbell.

Grace and Lupe are talking amongst themselves and then turn to the camera.*

Lupe: "Listen up, LMAO in the house! Introducing the still reigning 1337 Champion, Grace Reyes!"

*Lupe claps for Grace as Grace takes a sarcastic bow*

Grace: "Kat Black...you just couldn't get it done against LMAO. So instead, you whine about Lupe interfering? This ain't ABOUT Lupe not stayin' out of our match...this is about YOU not stayin' out of LAWL, Kat! You try to invade MY world and then expect me to play by YOUR rules? F*ck that Kat, I'm gonna do what it takes to keep my title, LAWL's title, away from you unwanted outsiders."

Lupe: "That title belongs to LAWL, litle kitty!"

Grace: "She has the nerve to come in, get a Title shot without earning it and then say that LMAO are the ones that taint the LEET Title!?"

Lupe: "I think Kat Black taints everything in LAWL!"

Grace: "As for your little challenge....*Grace looks down and shakes her head out of disbelief*

Lupe: "You making Grace frustrated now, Kat..."

*Grace looks up again and her eyes and nostrils flare*

Grace: "Are you deaf AND stupid, Kat? Do you not listen to what LMAO says? We don't WANT you in LAWL!"

Lupe: "The girl's too busy *Lupe makes quote finger thingies* "assassinating emperor's" to listen to what the f*ck we have to say"

Grace: "We won't accept ANY match you are in! With us or anyone else! Why would we want to wrestle you when we want you OUT of LAWL!"

Lupe: "Makes no sense at all..."

Grace: "And we just know you gonna have another outsider "watching your back." But we're here to watch LAWL's back!"

Lupe: "And that's why LAWL is growing..."

Grace: "This isn't just about Kat, it's also about Alicia, and Jenny McLanahan, and Moreno's posse."

Lupe: "Everyone trying to take over LAWL...so we got backup."

*Grace points to the background where we see those horrible orange creatures*

Grace: "Those two over there are called the LAWLunkaLoompas. They are here to watch over LAWL with us."

Lupe: "We hand-picked them!"

Grace: "We got them right out of the LAWL school cause we saw how much they loved LAWL. We asked them to fight for it with us and they said yes. So we told them to make an impact by taking out those stupid Potatoes. The LAWLunkaLoompas are shooting for the A/S/L Titles and we gonna make sure they get them."

Lupe: "Gonna make real sure they peel some taters..."

Grace: "But we hooked up with them long BEFORE the Summer SpectacuLAWLer show. And now, after what happened at that show with geNEON...we realized that we need a LMAO security force. Ruby gonna bring in her NEON friends, then we gonna bring in someone of our own."

Lupe: "Someone tough!"

Grace: "So I decided to do some recruiting..and this is what I found."

*Camera pans over to an previously unseen area of the gym where we see a person in a black and orange mask doing bench presses with 125 lb weights on each side. The masked person isn't tall but very robust. Not fat or squat but that muscly "thug" look so popular with the kids these days.*

Grace: "THAT over there is our new security FORCE..."

Lupe: "LMAO's insurance policy!"

Grace: "No, not just LMAO's but LAWL's insurance policy. We got LAWL covered. If outsiders or turncoats try to disrespect LAWL, then they gonna get hurt thanks to THAT thing over there: 'LMAO Mask'."

*We zoom in to get a closer look at the Masked person. They have on a striped black and white shirt covered by an orange vest and wearing black shorts. Her arms and lower legs are completely covered by tattoos *

Grace: "Go ahead and say it! it's what you all thinking! Yeah, LMAO Mask got all thugged up in the joint."

Lupe: "Up North."

Grace: "The Big house."

Lupe: "Jail!"

Grace: "She....

Lupe: "Yeah, LMAO Mask is a she! Comprende!?"

Grace: "She tougher then anyone in or outside of LAWL. You mess with LMAO...you mess with LMAO Mask."

Lupe: "And she gonna put YOU away for LIFE!"

*LMAO Mask sits up from the bench press, grunts, and flexes her rather large muscles. Camera fades as Grace and Lupe staring intently at the camera...in the background the LAWLunkaLoompas dance.*