4/8/07 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

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Match 1: Lisa Robinson vs. Debuting wrestler

Match 2: Eris Byrne vs. Hiromi

Match #3: BONUS SURPRISE MATCH! BONUS!!

Match #4: Visper Karr vs. Haley Cannon

Match #5: Alicia Gordon/Jenny McLanahan vs. Sandy Morton/Holly


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*Voltage starts off with the usual pyro display. Camera
pans to the announcers who look a bit uneasy, their introductory
smiles a bit...forced? They look warily around them.*


Mr. Clyde: "Hello folks.."

Mr. Figaro: "Why..why are they here?"

Mr. Clyde: "The fans!?"

Mr. Figaro: "No...THEM!"


*Camera follows Mr. Figaro's gaze and outstretched
pointed finger as we see two...wait, are those Dods
in the audience!? That's Ronnie and Caleb Dod, isn't it!*


Mr. Clyde: "They are in the crowd, just ignore them."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, after what happened LAST time the
Dods were here at Voltage?"

Mr. Clyde: "We have a show to do...just ignore them."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh..ok, but someone better tell Geese."

Mr. Clyde: "Hello folks and welcome to another edition
of Voltage. We have four big matches for
you tonight. Lisa Robinson will square
off against a debuting wrestler in the
opening match. Then we will see Eris
Byrne continue her feud against KENTA!
Army as she takes on Hiromi."

Mr. Figaro: "Poor Hiromi!"

Mr. Clyde: "Then, in a match we've been anticipating
for months, Visper Karr and Haley Cannon
will start their best of 7 series tonight.
That should be extremely competitive and
a match that I hope every fan and wrestler
in the back is watching closely."

Mr. Figaro: "And from many different angles! Visper
Karr...baby's got back!"

Mr. Clyde: "She's gonna kick your HEAD back if
you say stuff like that about her."

Mr. Figaro: "Sheesh...a couple of Dods at ringside,
and you turn all hostile!! For shame!"

Mr. Clyde: "And in our main event, Jenny McLanahan
teams with the LAWL 1337 Champion, Alicia
Gordon, to take on Sandy Morton and the
OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly described to me the feeling she had
of being put in this match...I believe it
was, in a word, "pissed and furious."

Mr. Clyde: "Those were three words."

Mr. Figaro: "Not if you say it the way she did:
'pissedandfurious!'"

Mr. Clyde: "That's just poor grammar. But it won-"


*Suddenly a soda can is thrown in Clyde's direction but
he narrowly dodges it. He looks to the side and sees the
two Dods laughing at him.*

Mr. Figaro: "HEATHENS! They just wasted good soda!"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe the can was empty..."

Mr. Figaro: "I'll be the judge of THAT!"


*Figaro picks up the can, then puts it over his head
and stupidly looks up into it...as a few drops of cola
drip out into his eyes and burns them.*


Mr. Figaro: "Evildoers!! Those Dods will pay!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's try to focus back on the ring as
Lisa Robinson is now making her way here.
Lisa has had a tough few months and is
looking to rebound from her tough loss
to the currently banished Lori Cuozzo."

Mr. Figaro: "She who must not be named!"

Mr. Clyde: "Too late...plus that's bad commentating."

Mr. Figaro: "So who is Lisa facing tonight?"

Mr. Clyde: "We are about to find out...the arena
is going dark now as the ring entrance
of the debuting wrestler is about to take place."


*We hear some hootering and hollerin from the audience,
mainly the Dod section. Suddenly, a woman steps out of
the entryway wearing blue, black, and purple gear...*


Mr. Clyde: "That's...that's Jane Dod!"

Mr. Figaro: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Mr. Clyde: "Has General Celes signed a Dod to OG-Joshi?"

Mr. Figaro: "Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Mr. Clyde: "That is indescribably annoying."

Mr. Figaro: "Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry"

Mr. Clyde: "And the Dods are applauding their..I don't
really know how this works with Dod genealogy,
but I know she's related to Caleb and Ronnie
SOMEHOW, so let's just say 'cousins'"

Mr. Figaro: "Jane Dod making her OG-Joshi debut?! This is
crazy! Who's next? Phunbaba!? IS PHUNBABA NEXT!?
Clyde, if Phunbaba's next, I'm throwing down!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's hope not.."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't think Lisa knows what in store for her.
That's a GENUINE Dod in there..and you know
what they say about them: They up to no good!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jane Dod is a highly skilled and MEAN veteran,
as one would expect from the Dod clan."

Mr. Figaro: "Jacky DodClanahan?"

Mr. Clyde: "No."

Mr. Figaro: "And you gotta figure Jane will be extra mean
on her debut to make a statement to OG-Joshi."

Mr. Clyde: "At least now we found out why the Dods are
here in the audience though."

Mr. Figaro: "True, but I still don't like it."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's see what Lisa Robinson thinks about
all this. She wants desperately to start
turning her fortune around here in OG-Joshi
but she has just been dealt a VERY bad hand."

Mr. Figaro: "Nice gambling analogy Clyde!! I'm sure
our good friend Mr. Gabbiani would like that!"

Mr. Clyde: "That he would. But now it is time to get to the
first match of the night as Lisa Robinson takes
on the debuting Jane Dod."



Match 1: Lisa Robinson vs. Jane Dod







(I'm trimming down Voltage a bit so no more "Figaro's
Corner's". And no more post-match spoilers UNLESS
something specifically storyline-related happens.
So see the match videos and find out the endings!)




We go backstage to Alicia Gordon's locker room where we
see her stretching, getting ready for her match later. A
knock on the door is met with an invitation to come in,
as none other then Jenny McLanahan comes up to her.*


[Jenny:] Hey, girly - we gotta have words.

[Alicia:] Uh. What?

[Jenny:] Look, I get you have some sort of blood vendetta
against Holly Robin Walker, but if you hurt her,
you delay MY title match. Okay? Don't do that.

[Alicia:] I'm going to hurt her, because girly - there's
not a thing you can do to stop me. And who says YOU
deserve a title match? Nobody's given you one, and after
beating Kaori Night you've done NOTHING singles wise.
People might see you as having had a lucky break, you know.

[Jenny:] LUCK?

[Alicia:] Okay, so here's whats gonna happen - you worried
about me hurting Holly? Handle the match YOURSELF.
Don't tag me. If you want to win? Well, Jenny, you're
familiar with the twenty sided dice - you're just
going to have to leave it all up to chance.


Alicia storms off, and Jenny's jaw drops, and she
shakes her head - we then go back to the announcers!

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "OH DIZZAMN!! Alicia just cold-cocked
Jenny with the dice diss!"

Mr. Clyde: "Do you have some kind of fever?"

Mr. Figaro: "Dance fever?"

Mr. Clyde: "I sincerely hope not, or else I'll have
to send out Disco Goose to help."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm fine, I'm fine! I think Alicia
Gordon just hit Jenny with some
"Fixed Dice" if you get what I mean!"

Mr. Clyde: "Another reference to our airship
friend? You must really miss him."

Mr. Figaro: "He used to take me around the world
to find chicks!! I joined the
"mile high" club and kept paying
"membership dues" if you get-"

Mr. Clyde: "Great, great. Let's get back tO Voltage.
And the first thing we might notice is that
the Dods are still here. I suppose they
paid their ticket price and didn't want
to leave after seeing Jane but, their
presence is definitely unsettling. We
all remember the Voltage last summer
where the Dods caused a huge riot.
So needless to say we will be keeping
a close eye on them throughout the night."

Mr. Figaro: "I think they were just here to support
Jane, but if last Voltage taught us
anything, it's that things can get
downright shocking here!"

Mr. Clyde: "But Voltage is no longer the only OG-Joshi
show where shocking, or at least, surprising
thing can happen. As two weeks ago, OG-Joshi
Amplitude made its debut. And on that show,
we were all surprised by the antics of Eris
Byrne. The most surprised of all, however,
was KENTA! Army members Keina and Hiromi."


*A quick video on the OrochiTron plays of Eris Byrne
running into the Amplitude match between KENTA! Army
and the Reed Sisters. We see Eris affixing a KENTA
mask to a tripped Melody, and then Keina freaking out
when she sees the mask, allowing herself to be rolled
up for the pin. Then we see Eris laughing at her.*


Mr. Figaro: "I'm a big fan of KENTA! Army, but that
was a pretty funny thing that Eris did!"

Mr. Clyde: "KENTA! Army does not share your sense of
humor and they were reportedly outraged.
In fact, despite their usual jovial and
talkative natures, they did not accost
OG-Joshi interviewer "Mean" Jean Carter
at all in the last two weeks. When Jean
tried to contact them, she was met with
an angry answering machine message saying
something about "GETTING LEVENGE FOR KENTA
AGAINST MEAN ELIS! REAVE MESSAGE AT BEEP!"

Mr. Figaro: "I wonder if they got my message about
the cucumber and virgin olive oil?"

Mr. Clyde: "I wonder if the authorities got it?"

Mr. Figaro: "..."

Mr. Clyde: "All we do know is that General Celes
made this match tonight between Hiromi
and Eris Byrne. Of note is that this
match marks the first OG-Joshi singles
match for Hiromi, and just the second
one for Eris. Eris wrestled a very
intense match for over 20 minutes
against Hiromi's teammate Naomi, beating
her off with the "Chaos Driver."

Mr. Figaro: "Hiromi is a much stronger wrestler then
Naomi, but not as quick as her. So
Eris will certainly have to adjust her
style, but she is a very versatile wrestler."

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, I do agree with that. While we have
only seen Eris wrestle one match here, we
both saw how talented she was in her
triple threat match at last month's
DI-Joshi "Dragons Take Flight" show."

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Mr. Figaro: "We did see Hiromi briefly during the
Amplitude tag match and she looked
pretty good in there with tag team
strategy, but a one on one match is
completely different. She won't have
soft, supple Keina to help her out."

Mr. Clyde: "Please stop referring to OG-Joshi
wrestlers in either of those terms.
And while you think of a way to
gain that self-control, it is now
time for the match. Will Eris be able
to go 2 and 0 against KENTA! Army,
or will they avenge their previous
loss and FINALLY start on that
"undefeated streak" promise they
made to get KENTA back in OG-FPD?"

Mr. Figaro: "Can I actually make a wager?"

Mr. Clyde: "No, just quietly watch the match."

Mr. Figaro: "I predict that-"




Match 2: Eris Byrne vs. Hiromi




Mr. Figaro: "I was right!"

Mr. Clyde: "You didn't have a chance to say who would win."

Mr. Figaro: "I was gonna say that it was going to be HOT!"

Mr. Clyde: "And it doesn't look like things have cooled
down on either side of that dispute."

Mr. Figaro: "Another fierce match between Eris and KENTA! Army!"

Mr. Clyde: "I look forward to hearing reactions from both
women after that, and to see if both sides are
still looking to make their marks on each other."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd like to make my mark IN KENTA! Army!"

*Clyde sighs*

Mr. Clyde: "Let's take a quick commercial break..."


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*The commercial consists of Keina from KENTA! Army wearing
a new pink shirt with a picture of KENTA! on it:




Picture of KENTA! Army showing off their pink! Pink shirts!!

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Keina: "HARRO EVEYONE! BUY OUR NEW KENTA T-SHIRT TO
SUPPORT OG-FPD BRINGING BACK KENTA ROVE!!"

Keina: "MEESTER FIGARO TOLD ME THAT HE WANTED TO GET
INTO MY SHIRT! SO I SAID THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA
BUT STOP TOUCHING ME PREASE! SO I HAD SHINO
PRINT US UP KENTA! SHIRTS!! NOW FIGARO CAN
GET AS DEEP IN MY SHIRT AS HE WANTS!"

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[OrochiGeese]

*Commercial ends as Figaro is smirking*

Figaro: "I think I should become their official
wardrobe advisor. After what Keina just
said, I think they need KENTA! panti-"

Mr. Clyde: "Ahem, I do believe you have a job to do now.
So please get to the ring before you get
us thrown off the air."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, I know...but why did Geese pick me?"

Mr. Clyde: "Cause apparently I'm not the energetic
interviewer type."

Mr. Figaro: "Curse my likeability and charisma!!
And fashion sense for young KENTA girls!"

Mr. Clyde: "Get down there already!"


*Mr. Figaro takes a microphone and gets into the ring.*


Mr. Figaro: "HALLO!! Are there any Figgy-fans in the
hizzzoussssssssse!!? *Tepid response*
Yeah!! That's what I'm talkin 'bout!! Get
crazy! Unfortunately for all you viewers,
I've got some bad news though. It has recently
been decided that I wasn't the right guy
for the job to host Amplitude. But last weekend
OrochiGeese and General Celes chose a new
candidate, and they wanted me to publically
introduce and interview him in front of you all!"


*Mild cheers are heard. A few chants of "take it off" from women
which are met by Figaro "flashing" (just the top, don't worry!) them*


Mr. Figaro: "So it gives me great uh...purpose...to introduce
the probable but not definite, perhaps, new host of
Amplitude, kinda, Mr. Drake Yoshida!"


*The crowd watches on as an Asian man proudly walks down
to ringside dressed in an expensive business suit. he is all
smiles and shakes Mr. Figaro's hand after he gets into the ring.*


Mr. Figaro: "Now I'm not one to hold a grudge but yer
takin' mah jarrrrb! I wanted to be host!"


*A loud sigh is heard from Mr. Clyde in the announce booth*


Mr. Figaro: "No, it's fine, it's fine. No hard feelings,
Drake. I can call you that, right? Kind of
an odd first name for a Japanese man, no?"

Drake: "My mother is of English origin..."

Mr. Figaro: "Ahh, does she want some MORE english in her?"

*Drake sighs*

Drake: "Geese told me you'd make that joke, and
instructed me to point out that you're
supposedly italian so what you said
made no sense. Congratulations."

Mr. Figaro: "Woo!!"

*Figaro just stares at Drake as Drake checks his watch,
waiting impatiently for Figaro to continue*

Mr. Figaro: "So...how do you know Gee-"


*Just as Figaro attemps to complete his sentence (and
as that last word hangs seemingly endlessly from his mouth
as you read this oddly placed block of text), we hear a
commotion in the crowd! Finally, a man jumps out from
the railing...proving to be none other then...*


Mr. Clyde: "Thunder Strike! He's back!"


*Figaro sees Thunder Strike approaching the ring and
gets into battle stance. Drake drops his own mic as he
sees Thunder Strike and runs to the other side of Figaro.
Figaro looks confused as Thunder Strike begins getting
into the ring. But rather then engage in physicality,
Thunder Strike picks up Drake's dropped microphone.*


Thunder Strike: "Mr. Yoshida? What...what are you doing here?!"


Mr. Figaro: "Oh fo shizzle!! You know this guy!? Did
Geese set THIS up too? What's going on?

*Drake speaks into Figaro's mic*

Drake: "Just keep that man away from me and OG
will be out here soon to answer everyone's
questions, ok, Mr. Figaro?"

Thunder Strike: "No! Not you TOO, Yoshida! You're ALSO
working for Geese? What about the U-"


*"Seized with Fury" hits as OG comes out with a big smile
on his face. He quickly gets into the ring and motions
Mr. Figaro and Mr. Yoshida to leave the area.*


OG: "Mr. Figaro, please escort Mr. Yoshida
to the back area where General Celes
will be waiting to take him to safety.
I will deal with this unwanted intruder."

TS: "Unwanted? Then why did you have Yoshida
come...*sighs* You used him as BAIT to bring
me out again, didn't you!?"

*OG claps*


OG: "Very good, looks like you are FINALLY
catching on. I was hoping you'd be a
quick study with this. It would be no
fun mentally breaking down an idiot,
after all, and having fun at their
expense. The true achievement comes-"

TS: "Get to the point. WhY did you want
me out here now? And what does Mr.
Yoshida have to do with all this?
Just cause you brought him out NOW
as bait doesn't mean that's the
only reason he's here...on YOUR show."

OG: "True, but this is ALL I wanted you
to see for tonight: My employment of
a certain former boss of yours, the
former head of the UBL who is now
working for ME. That's right, Drake
left the UBL just to take a lucrative
position as Amplitude host for ME.
Money and power talk, Thunder Strike."

TS: "Mr. Yoshida is a businessman, I do
not doubt he would take a better deal,
but that speaks nothing about-"

OG: "Oh its MUCH more then that. Not only
did he leave UBL, his labor of love,
for my money. He also sold YOU out."

TS: "..."

OG: "Yes, your silence shows your fear. After
the last show, you now KNOW to believe me
when I say something seemingly unbelievable.
Remember when I told you last Voltage how
I originally found out about your plan?"

TS: "You said a UBL staffer leaked the info to you."

OG: "I was purposefully vague, but it turns out
it was the HEAD of staff for UBL, Mr. Yoshida
himself. And you do remember when you told him
you were coming to find me? When you came into
his office and asked for temporary leave? He
granted it and immediately called me with an
offer to sell me some important information."

TS: "So his true colors came out then."

OG: "Yes, apparently GREEN is his favorite one. As
it was his expensive information that started this
whole plan in motion. And I wanted you to see
him, first hand, now in my employment so that
you would believe me when I tell you all this.
But I did promise General Celes I'd keep things
to a minimum...and *OG yawns* I am getting
a bit tired of looking at you so I think I may
just have your security "friends" from last show
come out and take you out of my sight. That is,
unless you are finally ready to admit defeat,
and promise to get get out of my way for now on."

TS: "My need to take you out grows stronger by the week."

OG: "I'll take that as a no..so securi-"


*Suddenly a single male voice is heard from the crowd*


Voice: "WAIT!! This isn't over yet!"


*Some bustling is seen in the crowd as a man makes his way
to the crowd barrier and then hops over, causing OG to sigh*


OG: "Oh, just what I love most, a crowd jumper!"



Mr. Figaro: "That man...that man looks familiar. I know
I've seen him before..."

Mr. Clyde: "That's, I don't know what business he has here,
but that's Alicia Gordon's sabonim!"

Mr. Figaro: "HUH!? How the HELL is he connected to this?
Clyde, I SWEAR my brain is going to explode!
If OG turns out to be Alicia's baby daddy,
then I'm probably going to have to cry."

Mr. Clyde: "That would indeed be confusing since Alicia
doesn't HAVE a baby..or a child. So um,
Let's just see where all this is going..."


*Thunder Strike looks over to the barrier after a
few seconds. He didn't turn around at first cause he
sensed OG was trying to create a diversion to get
his guard down. But he finally turns and gets a
shocked look on his face, one even more shocked
then when he saw Mr. Yoshida*


Thunder Strike: "JANG!? Jang Bae!?"


Mr. Clyde: "I guess that's the actual name of her sabo-"

Mr. Figaro: "We found out his name! Woo! No more do we
have to call him "Alicia Gordon's sabonim!"
This is almost as glorious a day as when
we got to stop calling Crimson Mask the
"mysterious crowd jumper" or when we got
to stop calling Thunder Strike "camo man!"

Mr. Clyde: "It was also pretty weird having to refer
to Celes as "Cel6" for a few years..."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah!! Good point!!"




*Jang Bae slides into the ring and stands in front of
both OrochiGeese and Thunder Strike. OG's look turns cocky*


OG: "Well now, maybe I'm not done after all
tonight, eh Thunder? You must have been
wondering why security was so late ANYWAY!
Truthfully, I wanted to have some more fun
at your expense tonight. So I think its time
for yet another chapter of "this is your life."

TS: "No, Geese. THIS wasn't planned by you.
You don't have control over Jang."

OG: "Oh, you STILL doubt me? After all I've
already done to you? You are STILL naive."

TS: "There's not a man in this world more loyal
then Jang. You, Kickass, or Fiero have
nowhere near the level of integrity
that this man has. There's no way he's
working for you. Money isn't anything to him."

OG: "Who says it was MONEY this time?" Maybe
Jang just wanted to have fun at your
expense, just like Kickass and Fiero!"

*Jang nods to Geese*

OG: "In fact, it was your "old friend" Jang
who contacted me after he saw the
last Voltage! He told me he's been
wanting to settle the score against
you for years and FINALLY saw his
opportunity once I humiliated you. He
told me that you two were old friends
and that it would be my crowning
achievement to use him against you!"

Jang: "Old friends...just like you two."

OG: "And what was it, Jang? What was your
motivation to embarrass your old
friend? Thunder Strike beat you in
some martial arts tournament once and
you never lived it down?"

Jang: "The Dojong tournament in California,
and I want revenge! *Jang smiles*

Thunder Strike: "Ahh Geese...so easily swayed by your
own desire for the most humiliating
plan possible. But you didn't even
bother to fact check. *Turns to Jang*
"J-Bae", who REALLY won that tournament?"


*Jang smiles widely (a nice Kim Kaphwan shine
emanates from his mouth) and then points to himself.
And in a motion faster then OG could even manage
a look of shock and confusion in response, Jang
rocks OG's chin with a high thrust kick. OG gets lifted
into the air, and we then see Jang amazingly connect
with an axe kick into the airborne Geese.*


Mr. Figaro: "oh shit!"

Mr. Clyde: "Quick!"


*Jang and Thunder Strike high-five each other as the
crowd starts cheering for them and laughing at Geese*


*Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro run down to the ring as Thunder
Strike and Jang Bae bail out. Clyde helps OG up, as he's
holding his mouth with blood leaking out. OG gets the
microphone and shockingly grins as he points to them*


OG: "A kick to the chin is a worthy barter for
information. Still, well played by both of you."

Jang: "Actually, that was ALL me. He didn't know
I was gonna be here. Heck, I haven't seen
Strike in years until I saw what you did to
him at the last show. So you deserved a taste
of your own trickery, Geese, and he deserved to
enjoy seeing it up front and as naturally as possible!"

OG: "I see, but DO realize this game isn't over,
not by a long shot. All you managed to
do was make things more interesting. Do
not taste instant victory from your deception,
Mr. Bae. Instead, take heed in the surprising
ease that you achieved it."

*Jang turns to Thunder Strike*

Jang: "Strike, is this guy always so long-winded?"

*Thunder Strike nods and rolls his eyes*


OG: "*clears his threat* AHEM! After I wove
such a deep plan involving your friend,
do you really think I'd allow it all to
fall apart so easily? Jang, I did not trust
you fully from the START, but I wanted to
see how this would play out. And if you
were trying to trick me, better to get
that out as soon as possible. And really,
this could not have happened any better."

*Thunder Strike and Jang Bae appear surprised at OG's optimism,
and his upbeat attitude despite the fact his mouth is gushing blood*

OG: "So, if its a fight you want, Mr. Bae,
as you stand side by side with your
old friend, then you have it. If
either of you two have the GUTS, you
can face off with my two best men, Mr.
Clyde and Mr. Figaro, in a tag match...now!"

*Thunder Strike and Jang shake their heads affirmatively
as Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro appear somewhat surprised but
stand firm (especially Figaro) in anticipation of the match.*

OG: "I will not interfere, as I am quite
interested in seeing what you are now
capable of, Thunder Strike. And you
Mr. Bae, let's see if a Tae Kwon Do
trainer can compete with a ninja and
warrior the likes of Clyde and Figaro!"

[OrochiGeese]

*OG goes over to the announce booth to watch the match
as Jang Bae and Thunder Strike get into the ring. A referee
quickly runs to ringside and this SURPRISE BONUS MATCH BEGINS!!*



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*After the match ends, OrochiGeese comes running down
the rampway and gets into the ring. He immediately pushes
Thunder Strike over to the Orochi Army corner, where Figaro
proceeds to choke him from behind. Geese then turns his
attention to Jang Bae and sends him down with an upper shotei.
strike. Geese follows up with an elbow drop and then keeps his
body and elbow down as he grinds it in Jang's face. Mr. Clyde
finally recovers from the match ending axe kick and goes over
to help Mr. Figaro restrain Thunder Strike as OG attacks Jang.*

*Suddenly there is a rumbling in the crowd and
we see someone running down to the front, jump the
barrier, and get into the ring. It's Jason Hyde!

*BAH GAWD JASON HYDE IS HERE!!!*

*Jason Hyde low dropkicks Geese off of Jang
and then runs over to the corner to low dropkick
Figaro off the apron! (causing Figaro to hit his
head on the apron in a somewhat comical fashion)
With Mr. Figaro seemingly knocked out, Thunder
Strike is able to free himself from Clyde's grip
with short elbow smashes to the side of his head.
He then squares off with Geese as the two start
pacing around each other: Geese smiling and
beckoning Thunder Strike to attack while Strike
waits for an opening. Meanwhile Mr. Clyde
and Mr. Figaro recover and are about to ambush
Thunder Strike when they are cut off by Jason
and Jang! Those four men start brawling as...

WAIT!! Suddenly, a man runs out from the backstage
entrance way. He's not part of the remaining
OG-FPD roster but he looks oddly familiar...

*It's FLIP STALEY!!! Former NDP Champion,
current freelance MMA and pro wrestling
superstar, Flip Staley! What is HE doing on
Voltage!? Last time anyone saw him was in McPro!
What business could he possibly have HERE!?*

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*Helping out Orochigeese!? Yes! That does
seem to be the case!! Flip runs into the
ring and immediately lunges at Thunder Strike,
knocking him away from Geese and into a downed
guard. Flip begins raining punches on the
surprised Thunder Strike who is eventually
saved by a Jang Bae knee. Orochi Army converge
on the two but Jason Hyde stops them from
getting an advantage by executing a lightning
quick springboard body press onto BOTH Clyde
and Figaro, knocking them down. That attack
allows Hyde, Jang, and Thunder Strike to roll
out of the ring while Geese grabs a microphone.
We've got pandamonium out here folks!



OG: "Allow me to introduce you all to my new
"security advisor," Mr. Flip Staley."

*Flip stands there with his arms crossed,
looking tough and beckoning the three men
outside to come back into the ring.*



OG: "Flip Staley - the man who was too
dangerous for the MMA world, the man
who told the UFC to f*ck off.


OG: "The man who the world thought had too
high a price for ANYONE to obtain
his services! Until NOW. And this
deal was not a day too early as
it's clear from tonight's little
escapade that Voltage and Orochi
Army need increased security from ruffians
and gutter trash such as you three.
Annoying interlopers like Thunder Strike,
little punks like Jang Bae, and infuriating
crowd jumpers like Jason Hyde!!"


*Jason Hyde just stands there smirking,
which causes Geese to get even angrier*


OG: "Jason Hyde! This is the THIRD time you
have appeared unwanted at Voltage.
Unlucky for you, the third time is
the charm. Because I am now done
playing around with you. You have
shown you don't listen to rules or
reason, so you will be FORCED to
listen to violence. A song your
sister knows quite well..."


*Jason rushes the ring but Thunder Strike
and Jang hold him back. He gets just far enough
though that Mr. Clyde takes the opportunity to
mockingly kick Jason in the face, much to the
delight of OG and also Mr. Figaro...who, in turn,
takes this opportunity to yell that Jason just
got "ninja served". Flip glances over at Figaro
in confusion, but then goes back to being stoic.*


OG: "You want a shot at me, Hyde? It's
not gonna happen until you prove
you are worth the time, until you
prove you can SURVIVE one match
with the Orochi Army. So I'll make
you this offer. At the next Voltage
on April 22nd, you will face off with
Orochi Army's own Mr. Clyde. If you
manage to defeat him, I will give you
a match with me...in the future."

*Jason nods enthusiastically as the crowd
roars in approval of this turn of events*

OG: "However, do understand that it will
be Clyde's job to serve as the official
Voltage welcoming committee to you.
In the unfortunate language of Mr.
Figaro, Clyde will "serve up" that
song of violence I promised you."

*Mr. Figaro nods intently while making
various "you got served" hand signals*


OG: "By the end of that match, you will
understand why I have been warning
you all this time about getting
involved in my affairs. Mr. Clyde
knows no mercy and his treatment
of you will ensure that you will
never return here. In fact, I would
consider it your lucky day if you
leave that match with at least ONE
of your arms left unbroken, and your
spine remaining intact."

*OG turns and makes a gesture to the backstage
area as security guards start to march to ringside*


OG: "In the meantime, I do request that
all three of you pondscum leave my
arena. This has been fun. but I have
a show to finish. And if you two,
Jang and Thunder Strike, insist on
attending the next Voltage, I will
see to it that Flip Staley, and the
rest of my security force, sees action."


*The security guards get closer to the three
men outside, as Flip, Clyde, and Figaro also start
to walk towards them from the ring. Jang, Jason,
and Thunder Strike take the hint and hop the
railing into the crowd and leave from there. On
the way out, Jang throws a beverage at Mr. Figaro,
which causes him to start violently screaming
about the value of soda, until OG calms him down.
Figaro continues screaming that this is the SECOND
time someone wasted soda tonight...prompting Clyde
to look in the Dods direction, and see them starting
to leave their seats and the arena*

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Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde return to the Voltage
commentary table, showing visible signs of fatigue*






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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "We're back and we still have two matches-"


*"Fields of Fantasy"* hits the speakers as an angry looking
General Celes comes out to ringside and goes over to the
announcers booth. She sits in between Clyde and Figaro
and looks surprised to see the amount of damage and fatigue
they are experiencing from the previous match.*


Celes: "Are you two all right!?"

Mr. Clyde: "That match took us by surprise, we were not
at our best. But I want another crack at them."

Mr. Figaro; "Its ok, Celes, Clyde served them all after
it was done. And we'll get our revenge. You
heard what Geese said, Clyde's gonna get
to eviscerate Jason Hyde next show!"

Celes: "I can't believe that you two were dragged into
this tonight. Geese KNEW you both just wrestled
a very tough match a few days ago for us in FPN."


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Celes: "I don't know why he put you two up against
Thunder Strike and Jang with no notice.
Especially since we're only halfway through
OG-Joshi Voltage and I need you two
to be able to do your jobs as commentators."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia's sabonim tricked Geese, we were
just doing what we had to do to try to
punish him and Thunder Strike."

Celes: "I think you both went above and BEYOND
your duties tonight. And I do not think
you'll be able to continue on with the
conditions you're both in. Go backstage
and rest, I'll take over. You two fought
valiantly out there, and you earned reprieve,
especially since we can't afford to have
Clyde injured for his match with Jason."

*Each man nods, with a small sigh of relief coming from Mr.
Figaro as they go backstage, leaving Celes alone in the booth.*


Celes: "My apologies to you Voltage fans, but
they were in no condition to continue
with their duties tonight and they each
should seek medical attention after the
fight they had just been through. A
fight that was not scheduled for tonight
at all. But we still have two matches
that you were all looking forward to
that will still take place as planned."


*Suddenly "FRECKLES" hits the speakers as Keina, dressed
in her pink ring gear, runs over to the commentary booth.
She sits next to a very confused General Celes and puts
on a headset.*


Keina: "HARRO CERES!!"

Celes: "And you are here for?"

Keina: "COMMENTALLY!! I WANTED TO HELP YOU
SINCE YOU ARE NICE TO KENTA ARMY!
RET ME DO COMMENTARY WITH YOU!"

Celes: "Uh...thank you but I don't think this
is going to work. We still have two
matches left and your voice..'

*Celes stops as Keina gets a sad look on her face*

Celes: "I mean your ENTHUSIASM should be rewarded
in another way. So I'll tell you what I
am going to do. After what Eris Byrne has
done to you and your friends, I will make
you an offer. IF you agree to go backstage
right now and not "help" me on commentary,
I'll let you have a match with Eris Byrne
at the May 27th OG-Joshi PPV."

Keina: "YEA!! THANK YOU CERES!!! I ROVE YOU!"

*Keina hugs Celes as Celes struggles to break free*


Celes: "Ok, please...go backstage, and send out
"Mean Jean" Carter."


*Keina finally breaks free and runs backstage. A few minutes
later, OG-Joshi interviewer "Mean Jean" Carter comes to the
booth and sits down next to Celes. She puts on a headset*


Celes: "Miss Carter, it will be just you and me
doing commentary for the rest of the night.
This is a big opportunity for you."

MJC: "I...i...thanks!!"

Celes: "Now it is time to discuss the next match.
It is one that I put together..."

MJC: "And a great idea at that, Miss General!"

Celes: "This can't work if you just suck up to me.
I won't fire you as long as you don't
say anything stupider or more offensive
then Mr. Figaro usually does. So basically.."

MJC: "You won't fire me."

Celes: "Exactly."

*Mean Jean lets out a sigh of relief*


Celes: "This next match is the first in a "best of 7"
series between former OG-Joshi World Champion
Haley Cannon and former McPro Globally Honored
Pants Champion, Holly. Of unfortunate note is
that Holly beat each of them for their former
Titles and now holds both of those Championships."

MJC: "Are those Titles actually unified now? With
McPro kinda, well, you know, changing!"

Celes: "The Titles are not unified. And I am currently
working on a way to ensure they stay seperated
despite Holly's current possession of them.
But, this match is NOT about Holly, as she could
not lace the wrestling boots of either of these
two. In fact, it is by sheer luck that she was
able to defeat them. Both Haley Cannon and Visper
Karr could and did wrestle circles around her."

MJC: "Like a squared circle?"

Celes: "Moving right along..."

*Mean Jean blushes*


Celes: "In the ultimate act of irony, it was Jo Ryder
that ended up being the catalyst of this match,
and one of the focal points, rather then Holly.
As after Visper defeated Jo Ryder at the very
successful OG-Joshi/OG-FPD 3 Year Anniversary
PPV, Visper felt somewhat incomplete with her
victory. So rather then gaining her sense of
supremacy over Jo with a victory over her, she
decided to go for another achievement. She wanted
to do something that Jo was not able to, beat
Haley Cannon in a one on one situation. In many
of them. Because While Jo never lost in a straight
up singles match to Haley, she was on the losing
end of the two matches they participated in."

MJC: "That would be the Title match at the Unleashed
PPV and one of the qualifying matches for the
OG-Joshi Tag Team Title Tournament, right?"

Celes: "Yes, well done. Though we must note that Jo
actually pinned Haley in the Triple Threat
Title match...before losing to Holly."

MJC: "True, and then Jo went on to lose the
tag match with Visper against Haley and
Valeriy...Valeri...Miss Belikov."

Celes: "Sound it out next time. Syllables are your friend."

MJC: "Can 'syllable' be said on a LAWL show or
would that like make their heads explode?"

Celes: "I'm beginning to wonder about your performance
vis a vis Mr. Figaro..."

MJC: "I have no idea what you just said but it
can't be good if you mentioned Figaro."

Celes: "Visper Karr believes that it would tear Jo
up inside if Visper OUTWRESTLES Haley Cannon,
the woman who broke Jo's arm and made her tap
out in that tag match. Visper Karr believes
it would prove her own superiority if she could
BEAT Haley in a best of 7 series match. And
with Visper Karr's stock on the rise..."

MJC: "Is she on the NASDAQ?"

Celes: "*Ahem* With her stock on the rise, I
think its very likely that Visper Karr would
earn an OG-Joshi World Championship Title
match if she is able to beat Haley Cannon
in this "best of 7" series."

MJC: "I'd imagine that YOU would have inside info
on who gets the title shots and such..."

Celes: "Call it a hunch."

MJC: "Doesn't Geese make those decisions too?"

Celes: "As for Haley Cannon, she also has a lot to
prove here. As she has been unable to regain
her prior OG-Joshi World Title and would love
nothing better then to prove dominance over
one of OG-Joshi's fastest rising stars."

MJC: "You kinda really didn't answer my question."

Celes: "Yes, you may remain employed."

*MJC gulps and wisely changes the subject*

MJC: "Who do you see winning this series?"

Celes: "The best thing about this series is that
both women have the tools to win. I do not
see either one having a distinct advantage.
Haley has the edge in experience. She's been
an OG-Joshi World Champion, wrestled for longer
then Visper, and all around the world. But
Visper has the edge in exuberance and momentum,
having won her two previous PPV matches: against
Jo Ryder and Yoyo Banzai. Haley is nursing a
recent two match losing streak during PPV's but
did make it very far in that Tag Title Tournament.
Haley would love to get back with her winning ways
in this series and this particular first match."

MJC: "The woman who wins this first match will certainly
have a nice mental edge over the other."

Celes: "And will also be only three wins away from winning
the entire series. As for how the two match up."

MJC: "Both have very intense offensive styles."

Celes: " The mixed martial arts and submission prowess
of Haley Cannon vs. the technical wrestling
and deadly striking of Visper Karr."

MJC: "That sums it up!"

Celes: "Add the very competent stand-up of Haley
Cannon and the aerial based manuevers of
Visper Karr for a full style description."

MJC: "But what it comes down to is HOW each woman
can win. Can Visper use her quick pins to
surprise and hold Haley to the mat? Or will
she need her devestating kicks to the face.
And what parts of Visper's body will Haley
focus on, weaken, and possibly attempt to
SNAP to get a tap-out victory."

Celes: "I think we are about to find out right now
as both women are coming to the ring for
the match. In fact, before everything
happened with Orochi Army, I had scheduled
myself to be the referee for this match.
Mainly to ensure that no one would interfere
with the pure battle these two wanted to
put on, but also because I selfishly wanted
to watch this match up close. So I will be
going to the ring now to officiate. I'll
be back once the match is over."

*Celes walks to the ring where she shakes the hand of both
Visper and Haley, and then watches as they shake each other's
hand as well. The match then begins!*


Best of Seven Series: Match 1


Match #4: Visper Karr vs. Haley Cannon


Celes: "I really think this series has the potential
to be one of the most epic rivalries in the
history of OG-Joshi, and this first match
is convincing me even more of that."

MJC: "It's now 1-0 in the series, but you had to
have watched the match to find out who won,
who lost, and who had chicken for dinner!"

Celes: "I don't believe the match addresses that."

MJC: "I was just curious. I saw a piece of half-eaten
chicken back in catering earlier..."

Celes: "You can solve that mystery on a different night."

MJC: "So what's next!?"

[OrochiGeese]

Celes: "It is time for the main event of the evening.
A match I happily put together that will involve
Jenny McLanahan and LAWL 1337 Champion Alicia
Gordon beating the hell out of Sandy Morton and
OG-Joshi World Champion Holly."

MJC: "The last time we saw Holly being forced to team
with Sandy Morton, Holly ended up with a broken leg!"

Celes: "I believe there is a good chance that she will
be relishing that outcome after what Alicia
Gordon may do to her tonight. I trust you have
seen the state Alicia has been in recently, and
her message to Jenny McLanahan earlier tonight?"

MJC: "Alicia is in no mood to play around. This isn't
LAWL-happy Alicia anymore, she is dangerous."

Celes: "I did not know if Alicia could be even more
intense then she was against Juli Krieger last
year. But she has accomplished just that against
Holly...and will possibly show us even more. This
is the first time that Holly is set to be in a
match with Alicia Gordon. And this match comes
just a month and a half after Holly revealed that
she was behind Juli's attack on Alicia. However
this was not the first time Alicia has had her
chance to get revenge, as she has been doing just
that over the previous two Voltages. But now,
tonight, she will have a legitimate chance to do
it in the ring. And if she kicks Holly's head
clean off her shoulders, I will not discipline her."

MJC: "I don't think OrochiGeese would like that."

Celes: "What happens in a match is a legitimate. It
was Holly who brought it onto herself."

MJC: "Well it may just be that Jenny McLanahan is
Holly's BEST defense tonight. As Sandy Morton
won't likely get the job done of protecting
Holly but Jenny doesn't want to see her destroyed."

Celes: "I understand Jenny's position. She has faced
off with Holly before in both Pro Wrestling
Wild and McPro. Jenny also came close last
year to winning the Battle Royale to crown
a #1 contender to Haley. Jenny dislikes Holly
and for good reason. Jenny also wants very,
very much to face Holly for the OG-Joshi World
Title. But to do that, Holly must SURVIVE past
tonight's match. So while it would help Jenny
to see Holly weakened and beat up, it would
not be in her best interests to see Holly
decimated to the point of a career ending
injury at the hands of Alicia Gordon.

MJC: "So um...WHO are you going to give the match
against Holly to? Alicia or Jenny?"

Celes: "I set this match up to help me decide that
very question. However, I am not saying
that the outcome of this match will decide
who gets a shot at Holly..."

MJC: "Assuming that Alicia and Jenny DO win..."

Celes: "Which I think is pretty safely assumed."

MJC: "Agreed."

Celes: "But I will be looking at this match as a
whole to come up with a way to make this
decision. I honestly believe BOTH women have
legitimate claims to challenge Holly, but
what I want to figure out is who will be
the FIRST woman to get the shot."

MJC: "Wouldn't it be easier to give the Title
match first to Jenny? Alicia doesn't seem
to even want the Tit-"

Celes: "No. Alicia wants that Title. Alicia knows
the OG-Joshi World Title is the APEX of
OG-Joshi and is exactly the reason Alicia
first came here. And after what Holly did
to embarrass Alicia, Alicia would love to
destroy Holly AND take her Title. She is
not satisfied just turning her into a
rotting corpse, she also wants to embarrass
her and win that Title to be the best here."

MJC: "Eek..."rotting corpse?"

Celes: "She's halfway there due to the "rotting" part."

MJC: "Eek. So is Holly's tag partner..."

Celes: "Jenny McLanahan understands that if Alicia
gets first shot at Holly, there will likely
be nothing left of Holly to face. Jenny
wants to beat Holly for that Title since
their own rivalry has lasted for years. It
may not be the blood rivalry that Alicia and
Holly have, but Jenny has made it clear to
me that she would derive great satisfaction
in being the one to end Holly's reign."

MJC: "So they really ARE fighting for the same
things...to be the first to beat Holly for
that title. Its just that they have
different reasons why...and will do it
in very different ways. Jenny won't try
to end Holly's career, while Alicia will."

Celes: "So you see how much is at stake in being
the first one of them to challenge Holly."

MJC: "I do wonder if Sandy Morton has made any
improvements since the last time we saw her."

Celes: "It has been six months since the first time
Holly and Sandy teamed together. In that
match, Sandy was of little help. All Sandy
provided was time in the ring to give Holly
a rest on the apron. But she did no actual
damage to her opponents. We will see if she
can be a value added this time, or just a
tool to give Holly a rest as before."

MJC: "In six months, I'd imagine she'd pick
up SOME skills from Holly. The question
is whether or not Holly is smart enough
to counter Sandy's dumbness."

Celes: "Yes, I'm sure Sandy at least caught something
from Holly...and vice versa...but I'm hoping
they don't show us those ailments in the ring."

MJC: "Eeeeew."

Celes: "It had to be said. All four women are
now in the ring, with Alicia and Jenny
arguing over who will start the match
first. Looks like Sandy is starting for
her team, and that information seemed
to calm down Jenny and cause her to step
onto the apron. Wise choice for hygiene.
But we will see what Alicia does with
this opportunity to start first. Let us
now get to the match."



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Celes: "Well done Miss McLanahan! She defeats Holly
with a perfect German Suplex. Jenny has just
pinned the OG-Joshi World Champion."

MJC: "What a match that was! Alicia and Jenny were
really bringing it to Holly and Sandy."

Celes: "They were each as intense as I expected."

MJC: "All four wrestlers seemed to be that way. Heck,
even Sandy Morton appeared a bit more competent
then she has before. I think she helped her team
a bit in tiring out Alicia Gordon...that sure
helped out Holly's long term health!"

Celes: "I will admit Sandy looked better this time
around. However, my hunch is that Alicia
Gordon is so overrun with hatred for Holly
and general emotions that she might have
taken a few chances against Sandy: Using
some more risky manuevers that could have
resulted in an early knockout of Sandy but
had the chance of leaving herself more open
for attacks. Not a bad strategy but it did
not fully pay off, and led to Alicia making
a wise choice to tag to Jenny at the end,
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MJC: "But I don't think this is over!"


*Alicia gets back into the ring as Holly is recovering
from the German Suplex and trying to crawl to her corner.
First Alicia runs to the opposite ropes to knock Sandy
off the apron and then rebounds using the ropes' momentum
to kick Holly in the face! Alicia mounts her and starts
throwing elbows, as Jenny looks on in shock at the intensity of
the blows and the vicious look on Alicia' face. Blood starts
profusely flowing from Holly's nose and Jenny has had enough.
She pushes Alicia off but Alicia jumps back onto Holly
again! Jenny drags Alicia off a second time but Alicia pushes
her aside and goes right back to her position on Holly*


MJC: "So uh...you just gonna allow this?"

Celes: "I'm not JUST "allowing" this, I'm ENJOYING it."

MJC: "Ok then..just checking. Heck, I don't like
Holly either. Do you want some popcorn?"

Celes: "No thank you. And I'd advise you to put
that down as its Figaro's popcorn and
he put his greasy fingers in it."

MJC: "Eeeeeew!!!!"


*Jenny starts screaming at Alicia until FINALLY she
gets through to her. Alicia dismounts from Holly and
starts walking towards Jenny with less then friendly
intent in her eyes. Jenny gets in her face and is shouting
for Alicia to come to her senses but Alicia tries to push
her out of the ring. Thats when the other two members of
HAWT*Wing run to the ring, with Kaori NiGHT and wait,
is that Juli Tanaka? Yes, it IS Juli Tanaka! Juli Tanaka
has run down with Kaori! Has she joined J*Night?! Maybe!
In either case, HAWT*Wing, Kaori, and Juli have run down
and gotten into the ring. Holly is in the middle of the
ring recovering from the beating, lying face down.
Kaori and Juli have taken Jenny to one corner while
Dizzy and Azumi ATTEMPT to bring Alicia to the other.


Celes: "Oh well, looks like the show is over."


*Alicia bursts free and hits a sliding kick to Holly's
head, sending a splash of blood onto the mat.


Celes: "Wonderful! we have an encore performance!"


*Dizzy looks on in horror while Jenny breaks free and
tackles Alicia trying to hold her down. Alicia struggles
but Jenny has her in a sleeper, trying to get her to relax.
That, in turn, irks Dizzy and Azumi who go over and
try to pry Alicia out of Jenny's hands, which brings
over Kaori and Juli who push them away, shouting that
this is the only way to calm that pyscho (Alicia) down!*

Celes: "Ok, I think it's time I step in..."

MJC: "Just uh...watch what you're about to
step in...looks like a big oh pile of
uh, conflict!! Yeah conflict!"

*Celes gets a microphone and walks brusquely to the
ring where she seperates the two groups. Alicia
briefly breaks free again and slide drop kicks Holly
one more time, causing her to land on the arena floor.*


Celes: "Thank you for removing the trash from the ring."


*Dizzy and Azumi wince. Meanwhile, Sandy Morton helps
Holly walk backstage. It lookas as if Holly's nose is broken.*


Celes: "Now, it seems we have a bit of a dispute
here. We all can see the obvious rivalry
between Alicia and Jenny, but there is also
a lingering tension between the other members
of HAWT*Wing and J*Night, likely due to what
happened at the OG-Joshi Tag Title Tournament
match. So I will tell you what I am going to
do. First, may I ask...Juli Tanaka, are you
now an official member of J*Night?"


*Juli, Jenny, and Kaori clearly nod their heads yes.*


Celes: "Excellent. With that taken care of:
At the next Voltage, on April 22nd, all
of you six women will be having a match."

Celes: "That match will be a six woman tag match
between the members of HAWT*Wing: Azumi,
Dizzy, and Alicia vs. the members of
J*Night: Juli Tanaka, Kaori, and Jenny."

*All six women nod but seem a bit confused. Alicia
and Jenny look especially frustrated*


Celes: "You are all rightfully wondering- to what
objective does this match achieve?"

*All six women nod*


Celes: "At the May 27th OG-Joshi PPV, the OG-Joshi
Tag Team Champions Azumi Oonishi and Diane
"Dizzy" Cavuto will be defending their
Titles against Juli Tanaka and Kaori NiGHT."

Celes: "And the main event of that June PPV will
have Holly defending her OG-Joshi World
Championship against..."

*Alicia and Jenny stare intently at Celes*


Celes: "The WINNER of the match between Alicia
Gordon and Jenny McLanahan at the May
13th Voltage. Yes, that will be the
#1 Contender match and the opportunity
for each woman to win the right to
challenge Holly for the OG-Joshi World
Title at the main event of the PPV."

Celes: "Now, I do believe I have given all the
information and motivation you women
need to focus your hardest for the next
few months. I look forward to seeing
the results, as I'm sure the fans do as well."


*Celes leaves ringside and walks back to the entrance
ramp, leaving the factions of HAWT*Wing and J*Night to
stare at each other in the ring. Alicia Gordon notices
that Holly's blood is on her elbow and then thrusts it
into the air in a sign of victory...leaving every one
else in the ring looking remarkably uncomfortable. J*NIGHT
begins to leave the area as HAWT*Wing does too. Alicia
walks back with Dizzy and Azumi but is in her own world,
while Dizzy and Azumi exchange nervous glances.*



Celes: "Thank you fans for joining us. Voltage
will be back on April 22nd with the
main event that was just announced. And
we will see you next weekend for OG-Joshi
Amplitude as well. Enjoy your weekends."

MJC: "YEAH! HAVE FUN!! And treat the interviewers
in the world with love and affection!"

Celes: "I'll send KENTA! Army out to do just that..."

MJC: "Ack!! Bye everyone!"


*Fin*