FinaLAWLs are over

[OrochiGeese]

(Originally written/posted by Dragonkin on 5/26/06)


This takes place just after the LAWL FinaLAWLs show, as seen here:
p201.ezboard.com/fogfpdjoshifrm14.showMessage?topicID=13.topic

It also contains spoilers... so here's a spoiler space - read no further until you've watched the show (buy the DVD!)



We are at the end of FinaLAWLs, outside the locker rooms. URL, and the camera, find Kat Black sitting on a bench, still in her ring gear, holding an ice pack against the back of her head and neck.

URL: "Kat Black, your victory against Lucky Lupe tonight was short lived, as you were brutally attacked. I have been told that you have a message for your attacker, Lucky Lupe?"

*Kat looks up, and addresses the camera.*

Kat: "Guess I was wrong about you, Lupe... especially after you gave me another good battle tonight. I just hadn't figured you as a coward..." *Kat shrugs* "But I'm done with you - I've beaten you twice, and I doubt you'd want to try your luck a third time. My message isn't for you... it's for your puppeteer."

*Kat lowers the ice pack from her neck and straightens up, staring into the camera*

Kat: "Grace. You talk about pride in LAWL. You say that the champion makes the title, and complain about getting cheated out of your match... and yet the LAWL LEET champion and former champion need to team up with an ambush and a chair to bring down one woman? Some champion you are... and you have the nerve to call ME unbalanced?!"

*Kat shakes her head a little and winces, pressing the ice pack back against her neck with an angry glare at the camera*

Kat: "You dislike outsiders so much, then you face me in the ring, Grace. Surely a REAL Reyes, and a proud champion at that, can take on one 'jobber from OG-Joshi' on her own."

*Kat stands up and turns to URL*

Kat: "I'm done... just make sure that sorry excuse for a Reyes hears this. I'm gonna hit the showers..."

*Kat shoots a final glare at the camera and turns, pushing open the door to the locker room as the camera fades to black...*

[OrochiGeese]

(Originally posted 5/29/06)


*It is a few days after FinaLAWLS (biggest show in LAWL history!)* and Marie Reyes is standing in front of a LAWL banner.*


Marie: "I would have loved to come out here and say that FinaLAWLS ran as smoothly as I wanted. But that's sadly not the case. Despite a show that featured some of the best matches in LAWL history, the show DIDN'T go off without a hitch. And that is cause it was ruined by a bitch...my sister Grace."

Marie: "I don't know what's gotten into you over the last few months, Grace...but I don't like it. And I ESPECIALLY don't like that you spread it to Lucky Lupe."

Marie: "But what I like LEAST of all, is what you did to visiting wrestler Kat Black. Here's a woman that agreed to wrestle on OUR home turf...who agreed to give Lupe a rematch! Kat didn't have to, she had already beaten Lupe! But out of Kat's competitive spirit, she gave Lupe another match, and she did it in front of LAWL fans."

Marie: "After Kat beat Lupe in an impressive match, Kat was disrespected. And because of who did it to her, LAWL was disrespected! That's NOT how LAWL treats visitors!! You two think you are clever, Grace and Lupe? You two think that by attacking Kat, you would scare away ALL future visiting wrestlers? Don't you realize how that will hurt LAWL? And don't you realize that I WON'T LET YOU DO THAT!"

*Marie gets a look in her eyes much more intense then we have ever seen*

Marie: "So I'm here right now on behalf of LAWL to publicly apologize to Kat Black and to the fans of LAWL. What Kat experienced at FinaLAWLS is NOT the way we do things. And we intend to make good."

Marie: "But words alone won't do it. We want to make it up to you Kat in a more substantial way, a way that recognizes your two great victories over a former longtime 1337 Champion, Lucky Lupe. And since you justifiably want to get your hands on Grace Reyes, we are going to have her put her 1337 Title on the line against you at the next LAWL Show! We are working with Orochi-O's to plan the next LAWL show and DVD release. It is currently scheduled for late summer, but we'll have more details soon. I hope Grace and Lupe use the time to rethink their approach to LAWL. And I KNOW Kat will use the time to prepare for the match."

Marie: "As you said, Grace, a Champion makes the Title. Let's see what kind of Champion you are. If you refuse to defend against Kat, LAWL will strip you of the title. And if you continue on your path of disrespecting honored visiting wrestlers, LAWL will punish you and anyone that associates with you."

Marie: "I also want to thank Jenny McLanahan of McPro and OG-Joshi for participating in FinaLAWLS and having a great match. What everyone saw in our match was exactly the reason I want more wrestlers to visit LAWL. I'm really hoping that Grace can turn around her current ways and give Kat the kind of respectful, competitive match that Jenny and I gave each other. That helps everyone become more experienced and better wrestlers. Because it is the fans who deserve it, from LAWL's to every wrestling fan around the world."

*Marie nods and walks out of the scene. Two seconds later, Katamary Princess runs through the scene rolling a "not altogether as upset as she should be" Orange Julia*

[OrochiGeese]

(Originally posted on 6/3/06)


*Scene fades into the LAWL ring in the LAWLatorium. Grace Reyes stands in the middle of the ring with her 1337 Championship around her waist and a scowl on her face. Lucky Lupe is sitting on one of the turnbuckles with her arms crossed while chewing gum and making popping sounds.*

Grace: "Marie, you ask what has gotten into ME? You have got to be kidding, sis!"

Grace: "I'M not the one who has been selling out LAWL just for some "international exposure! I'M not the one who is letting our OMG Champion run to McPro and give them more attention then us! I'M not the one letting Ruby Moreno insult our proud LAWL Titles while she claims to be part of some neon generation..."

Lupe: "Damn girl lost her mind in McPro..."

Grace: "And I'M not the one who got beaten in the main event of FinaLAWLS by an OUTSIDER!"

Lupe: "You could beat Jenny McLanahan, Grace."

Grace: "Damn right I could! I could beat ANYONE!"

*Grace points to her 1337 Belt*

Grace: "And Marie, you say that Lupe and I disrespected LAWL!? WE disrespected LAWL?"

Lupe: "Freakin insane, girl, freaking insane."

Grace: "Why don't you look in the freaking mirror, Marie, and see what a chump you have become! See how you are killing LAWL just to get some OG-FPD funding! See how you have disrespected LAWL fans by defending your title at Int.Des.R instead of in front of a LAWL audience! These fans have supported you for years....I supported you for years! And you turned your back on ALL of us, Marie! And then you lost your OMG Title to Ruby in front of an international audience! You shamed every Reyes on that day!"

Lupe *points to herself* "...I felt sick too."

Grace: "And why, Marie? Just so you can get a DVD deal with OG-FPD? Just so you can dilute and sacrifice LAWL by bringing in wrestlers trying to steal our rightful spotlight!?"

Lupe: "...they're all cleptos, Grace."

Grace: "I know...and that's why you and I have to band together, Lupe."

Lupe: "si."

Grace: "Don't you realize what you have done, Marie? Don't you realize what's at STAKE, Marie? Lupe and I, rivals for years, have put aside our differences just to SAVE LAWL!!"

Lupe: "And how we gonna do that again, chica?"

Grace: "By destroying all outsiders...

Lupe: "Chica, Let's MAME All Outsiders...we can call ourselves 'LMAO' ok, ok?"

Grace: "Yeah, I like that...LMAO by beating them and humiliating them so they never come back to LAWL!"

Lupe: "si, we be LMAO for now on..."

Grace: "And Marie...it looks like you are giving us another chance to do it to Kat Black."

Lupe: "How did SHE get a 1337 Title shot, again? She ain't even LAWL!"

Grace: "And that's the biggest insult of them all, Marie. You let an outsider challenge for OUR Titles? For MY Title? For a title that I earned by facing Lupe in the best LAWL match of the year? I fought...no, WE fought hard for that title, and even though I won the match, the 1337 Title still represents Lupe! It still represents Las Potatodores and Las Platanos! It represents Orange Julia and Kata Mary...yeah, she's new, but she was trained in the LAWL gym by our sister, Gloria!"

Lupe: "Kata Mary gonna roll all you outsiders up, bitches."

*Just then, Kata Mary runs into and through the ring while rolling Orange Julia. She looks at Grace and Lupe, shakes her head and continues running*

Lupe: "Well, she might need some more convincing..."

Grace: "And so does Marie. But we plan to do that at the next LAWL show. You want to put MY title on the line, LAWL's proudest Title, against Kat Black? You are just proving your disloyalty to LAWL. We all see it now, Marie. You're a Benedict ArnoLAWLd just like Alicia Gordon."

Lupe: "A what?" *looks confused*

Grace: "You know, A Benedict ArnoLAW...uh, forget it. I mean a turncoat!"

Lupe: "si. But...what about Kat, Grace?"

Grace: "As for you, Kat. You think you can just waltz into LAWL and win MY title? "

Lupe: "No, no, Kat!"

Grace: "And you call me a puppeteer?"

Lupe: "I ain't no puppet, Kat Bitch!"

Grace: "Nah, it's ok, Lupe. Cause you and I, we're gonna put on quite a show for Kat. You think you were in pain at FinaLAWLS? It's nothing..."

*Lupe points her finger out* "It's nuthing compared to next time, little kitty!"

Grace: "You bring your little Joshi jobber ass to LAWL...and you gonna get beat..."

Lupe: "You gonna get MAULED!"

Grace: "And at the end of the night, the 1337 Title will still be around my waist...and around the waist of every LAWL fan. Cause that's who I'm doing this for."

Lupe: "The fans, yo, the fans!"

Grace: "And then you go hit the showers again, Kat. Cause outsiders like you STINK...

Lupe: "And we gonna clean up LAWL from their stench."

Grace: "See you then, Kat. And after that...*laughs*... never again.""

*Grace gives the finger to the camera, followed by Lupe giving the finger...but upside-down. (I don't know why either but that just seems to fit how Lupe rolls!)*