LAWL updatez thread
Oct 18, 2010 23:33:20 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Oct 18, 2010 23:33:20 GMT -5
Tis the season...for screamin? If LAWL gets its way, it will be!!
Get ready for HaLAWLoween 2010 - Scheduled for early November!
Here is the card:
1) ScrambLAWL: Kata Mary, Maxine Warner, Rapida Lopes, Cascara Platano, Lucky Lupe, Patricia Jackson. LAWLunkaLoompa 2, Egg Man
This will be an over the top (REALLY...over the top) Battle Royale between 8 of LAWL's lawliest. The reward for winning is a shot at Captain Lucy Cutlass' 1337 Title later that same evening! So the quicker the eliminations, the better for the winner!
The namesake of this match is the debuting Egg Man. Wait...man? In LAWL? Well...it's an egg so gender really kinda is irrelevant. Although since it's an egg, it seems like it could be female. Wow, I can't believe i wrote so many sentences about that!! Another wrestler making her debut here is Rapida Lopes who comes to us from GLITTER. Then, to really hammer home the scary HaLAWLoween theme - the LAWLgomorph and cause of hundreds of sleepless nights, Maxine Warner!
(Wait, we have an EGG and a BUNNY character? Sure this isn't an Easter show?)
Rounding out the match are experienced tag team and 1337 Title division wrestlers, including a former 1337 Champion: Lucky Lupe. This is Lupe's first match back in a long time and the favorite of some to win. But will she be able to keep up with the frenetic atmosphere of an over the top Battle Royale with so many younger and quicker competitors? And an Easter miracle or massacre waiting to happen?
2) S1sta C1rcu1t vs. Maxine Warner
Maxine Warner, being the scariest by FAR of the LAWL roster gets double duty tonight as she faces the debuting S1sta C1rcu1t!! We apologize for those who now have to spend more money to get a double session with their "mental management coaches" as a result. It has been rumored that no one else in the LAWL locker room wanted to face Maxine 1 on 1 so LAWL had to actually get a ROBOT that presumably wouldn't know fear. That's truly horrific, Maxine!!
3) Maxine Warner vs. Maxine Warner
Nah...
3) Marie Reyes/Grace Reyes vs. Anne O'Malley/Canada Meg
This is the first time Marie and Grace have been on the same side of the ring in years. They have recently agreed to team together to reconcile their differences, strengthen their family ties, and help out each others careers. Their opponents are two aspiring understudies of rather successful wrestlers: Anne being Captain/Mad Lucy Cutlass's cabin girl and Canada Meg being Ruby Moreno's occasional tag team partner and student. Both appear to be talented tag team wrestlers and have a big opportunity to disrupt this Reyes family reunion.
4) 1337 Title: ? ? ? ? ? vs. Lucy Cutlass (c)
Lucy will defend her long time 1337 Title reign against the winner of Match 1. No news yet on whether Lucy will dress up as a Ghost/Demon/Cursed pirate for the show and have to be warded off by Guy Kisiera and Elaine Carter.
"Look behind you, it's a 3 headed LOLCat!"
5) HomeLAWL Security (LLAMA Mask/Pinata Mask) vs. V-H8 (Lord Broccoli/Collie Flower)
Sensing that the new scourge of V-H8 may be getting out of control, Gloria Reyes has them up against the guardians of LAWL, HomeLAWL Security. There are concerns on how rusty HomeLAWL is in the ring having not wrestled for over a year whereas V-H8 is FRESH and all juiced up. But then again, as the old saying goes, never bet against a Pinata and a llama teamed together for convenience. (- Aesop)
6) Gloria Reyes vs. Ruby Moreno - 2/3 falls
This match has been built to for over a year, and over five years, at the same time. (granted the second implies the first). When Gloria Reyes was LAWL OMG Champion, she successfully defended her title against a young Ruby Moreno. Ruby, as luck would turn out, holds one hell of a grudge. She has wanted to avenge her loss since the second after the bell rung and finally has the real chance to do it. At the previous show, these two wrestled to a 20 minute time limit draw in a match that Ruby had no idea had a 20 minute time limit, or any at all. But these potential three falls will be time limit free and there has to be a winner to this feud. As a result, and since Gloria holds one victory already in this rivalry:
If Ruby wins two falls to none, then the matter is over.
If Gloria wins two falls to none or one, the matter is over.
But if Ruby wins two falls to one, then they are ultimately tied due to Gloria's old victory. In this case, their final match would happen at LAWLiday. But neither of them want that to happen. And I'm not so hot on it either.
Ruby has waited years to finish things the right way while Gloria simply wants to stop taking up LAWL time dealing with Ruby in this matter, especially since Ruby has held LAWL's production captive to her whims. That is why this is the main event of the show rather then the 1337 Title match. Ruby is the one who fostered relations between the Destiny Corporation and LAWL for production/distribution and she has enough pull with Destiny to get them to halt their work on LAWL. Until Gloria and Ruby finish their rivalry decisively, LAWL will not be allowed to go on..."normally". It hurt me to write that word far more then it hurt you to read it.
See you all at HaLAWLoween!
Get ready for HaLAWLoween 2010 - Scheduled for early November!
Here is the card:
1) ScrambLAWL: Kata Mary, Maxine Warner, Rapida Lopes, Cascara Platano, Lucky Lupe, Patricia Jackson. LAWLunkaLoompa 2, Egg Man
This will be an over the top (REALLY...over the top) Battle Royale between 8 of LAWL's lawliest. The reward for winning is a shot at Captain Lucy Cutlass' 1337 Title later that same evening! So the quicker the eliminations, the better for the winner!
The namesake of this match is the debuting Egg Man. Wait...man? In LAWL? Well...it's an egg so gender really kinda is irrelevant. Although since it's an egg, it seems like it could be female. Wow, I can't believe i wrote so many sentences about that!! Another wrestler making her debut here is Rapida Lopes who comes to us from GLITTER. Then, to really hammer home the scary HaLAWLoween theme - the LAWLgomorph and cause of hundreds of sleepless nights, Maxine Warner!
(Wait, we have an EGG and a BUNNY character? Sure this isn't an Easter show?)
Rounding out the match are experienced tag team and 1337 Title division wrestlers, including a former 1337 Champion: Lucky Lupe. This is Lupe's first match back in a long time and the favorite of some to win. But will she be able to keep up with the frenetic atmosphere of an over the top Battle Royale with so many younger and quicker competitors? And an Easter miracle or massacre waiting to happen?
2) S1sta C1rcu1t vs. Maxine Warner
Maxine Warner, being the scariest by FAR of the LAWL roster gets double duty tonight as she faces the debuting S1sta C1rcu1t!! We apologize for those who now have to spend more money to get a double session with their "mental management coaches" as a result. It has been rumored that no one else in the LAWL locker room wanted to face Maxine 1 on 1 so LAWL had to actually get a ROBOT that presumably wouldn't know fear. That's truly horrific, Maxine!!
Nah...
3) Marie Reyes/Grace Reyes vs. Anne O'Malley/Canada Meg
This is the first time Marie and Grace have been on the same side of the ring in years. They have recently agreed to team together to reconcile their differences, strengthen their family ties, and help out each others careers. Their opponents are two aspiring understudies of rather successful wrestlers: Anne being Captain/Mad Lucy Cutlass's cabin girl and Canada Meg being Ruby Moreno's occasional tag team partner and student. Both appear to be talented tag team wrestlers and have a big opportunity to disrupt this Reyes family reunion.
4) 1337 Title: ? ? ? ? ? vs. Lucy Cutlass (c)
Lucy will defend her long time 1337 Title reign against the winner of Match 1. No news yet on whether Lucy will dress up as a Ghost/Demon/Cursed pirate for the show and have to be warded off by Guy Kisiera and Elaine Carter.
"Look behind you, it's a 3 headed LOLCat!"
5) HomeLAWL Security (LLAMA Mask/Pinata Mask) vs. V-H8 (Lord Broccoli/Collie Flower)
Sensing that the new scourge of V-H8 may be getting out of control, Gloria Reyes has them up against the guardians of LAWL, HomeLAWL Security. There are concerns on how rusty HomeLAWL is in the ring having not wrestled for over a year whereas V-H8 is FRESH and all juiced up. But then again, as the old saying goes, never bet against a Pinata and a llama teamed together for convenience. (- Aesop)
6) Gloria Reyes vs. Ruby Moreno - 2/3 falls
This match has been built to for over a year, and over five years, at the same time. (granted the second implies the first). When Gloria Reyes was LAWL OMG Champion, she successfully defended her title against a young Ruby Moreno. Ruby, as luck would turn out, holds one hell of a grudge. She has wanted to avenge her loss since the second after the bell rung and finally has the real chance to do it. At the previous show, these two wrestled to a 20 minute time limit draw in a match that Ruby had no idea had a 20 minute time limit, or any at all. But these potential three falls will be time limit free and there has to be a winner to this feud. As a result, and since Gloria holds one victory already in this rivalry:
If Ruby wins two falls to none, then the matter is over.
If Gloria wins two falls to none or one, the matter is over.
But if Ruby wins two falls to one, then they are ultimately tied due to Gloria's old victory. In this case, their final match would happen at LAWLiday. But neither of them want that to happen. And I'm not so hot on it either.
Ruby has waited years to finish things the right way while Gloria simply wants to stop taking up LAWL time dealing with Ruby in this matter, especially since Ruby has held LAWL's production captive to her whims. That is why this is the main event of the show rather then the 1337 Title match. Ruby is the one who fostered relations between the Destiny Corporation and LAWL for production/distribution and she has enough pull with Destiny to get them to halt their work on LAWL. Until Gloria and Ruby finish their rivalry decisively, LAWL will not be allowed to go on..."normally". It hurt me to write that word far more then it hurt you to read it.
See you all at HaLAWLoween!