8/27/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

*Voltage opens with a MONTAGE of clips from last month's
OG-Joshi: Unleashed PPV. We see some of the action that
took place over the night along with each winner holding
their hand high. The Clip ends showing Holly winning the
OG-Joshi World Championship after the grueling main event*




Mr. Figaro: "Our first match of the night is
between Alicia Gordon and the
returning Sandy Morton."

Mr. Clyde: "General Celes set this match
up as part of her "experiment."


Celes discusses the experiment with Alicia Gordon


Mr. Figaro: "General Celes hasn't said exactly
WHAT her experiment is..."

Mr. Clyde: "I know it."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, I figured..."

Mr. Clyde: "She didn't tell you?"

Mr. Figaro: "She was afraid I'd blurt it out."

Mr. Clyde: "I wonder what gave her THAT idea..."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, we saw that Alicia learned the
purpose of the experiment. We don't
know if Sandy does, however."

Mr. Clyde: "She doesn't appear to know much of
ANYTHING so I'm guessing any kind
of experiment is beyond her."

Mr. Figaro: "What we do know about tonight is
that Alicia Gordon has shown herself
to be a much, MUCH better wrestler
then Sandy Morton. Which, um, isn't
saying that much, so let me rephrase.
Alicia Gordon has shown herself to
be one of the best wrestlers here!"

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia is fresh off a huge win at
Unleashed against Juli Krieger. A
match where Alicia showed her
fighting skills in addition to
her wrestling skills. We still
have not heard from Juli Krieger,
and speculation abounds as to
whether or not Alicia was indeed
successful in running Juli out
of OG-Joshi as Alicia intended."

Mr. Figaro: "As for Sandy, she is returning to the
ring after being violently attacked
by that mysterious crowd jumper.
But OG-Joshi paid for Sandy's
plastic surgeries and she looks
basically the way she did before.
Though a bit more scared."

Mr. Clyde: "We also need to point out that
this is not Alicia and Sandy's
first encounter. While they
have never faced each other in
a wrestling ring before, they
actually went to high school
together. And they were not
the best of friends."

Mr. Figaro: "Ahh, I remember that. Didn't
Alicia tell you that story
personally when you visited
her during her recovery?"

Early 2006 Alicia RP about her past with Sandy Morton

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, and let me say that
it appears that Sandy really
rubs Alicia the wrong way."


Mr. Figaro: "Did YOU rub Alicia the "right
way" or would that have angered
Kat Black? Or was it a three...."

Mr. Clyde: "...not tonight, Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, I guess both you and
Kat have a lot on your minds.
What with Kat's problems in
LAWL with LMAO and your problems
with Chris Benoit. You and Kat
should really have a romantic
weekend away. Drop the ninja
weapons off at the babysitter's
and go to a "Bed and Breakfast."

Mr. Clyde: "Ninja don't eat breakfast."

Mr. Figaro: "No wonder you're so cranky!
You gotta come with me to the
IHOP, Clyde! I'll buy you
a Roody Toody..."

Mr. Clyde: "Enough. Back to the match, please!"

Mr. Figaro: "Fine, fine. So yep...Alicia
and Sandy don't like each other.
And yet, Alicia feels bad for
Sandy after the mystery woman
attack. So this should be an
interesting dynamic here. How
long will it take Sandy to piss
Alicia off so much that Alicia
just runs her through with kicks!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I'd give it about 2 minutes."

Mr. Figaro: "Give or take a mooning!"

Mr. Clyde: "I sincerely hope not."

Mr. Figaro: "I hope so, but only if Alicia does it."

Mr. Clyde: "She doesn't seem the "mooning" type."

Mr. Figaro; "She came from LAWL...she IS the
"mooning type", trust me."

Mr. Clyde: "In OG-Joshi, Alicia Gordon is all
business. She has HAD to be after
everything she has experienced and
all the violent people who are
running around here as a threat."

Mr. Figaro: "If it wasn't for that mystery
woman's sickle, i'd say that
someone should moon HER. But
that would turn ugly, fast."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's...just get to this match."



Match #1: Alicia Gordon vs. Sandy Morton







(Introducing "Figaro's corner". A chance for Figaro
to get one last piece of "wisdom" in before the match!"

Figaro's corner : "Alicia's last name kinda rhymes with
Sandy's so we are in for some hot action!" )




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Mr. Figaro: "Well...Sandy's getting a BIT
better...but that's not saying
much either, really."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia Gordon dominated this
match as we all thought she
would. And she ended it just
before the 10 minute mark with
her Axelicious finisher."

Mr. Figaro: "Sandy got in some minor shots,
mostly slaps and a few chinlocks.
But it didn't really appear to
hurt Alicia or get her off her
game. Sandy isn't that bad with
getting her offence in, she just
needs to make it more effective."

Mr. Clyde: "There ARE ways to make slaps and
other unorthodox moves effective.
Just look at OG-Joshi World Champion
Holly, for an example. Holly knows
when to use those moves and does
them for certain purposes. When
Holly slaps someone, she does it
to really piss them off and make
them forget about their gameplan
and want to brawl. This helps
Holly neutralize more traditional
wrestlers and make them fight
Holly's type of match, which clearly
favors Holly. But Sandy just kinda
throws those moves out there with
no gameplan or reason. A slap
can be uncomfortable if used
primarily as physical offence, but
it can't match the power of kicks
or punches from Alicia. Sandy
needs to learn to use her moves
better and find an opening to hit
bigger, more powerful moves."

Mr. Figaro: "Wow, you just totally psycho-
analyzed Sandy's in ring problems.
You just put more thought into
that then Sandy ever has!"

Mr. Clyde: "And that's her problem."

Mr. Figaro: "Alicia Gordon, however, had no
such problem. As she easily
put Sandy away with the
increasingly effective hybrid
of martial arts and lucha."



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*Alicia Gordon and Sandy Morton both rest in
their corners after the match.*



Mr. Clyde: "When Alicia first came to OG-Joshi
last Fall, she was still trying to
reach a balance between her two
disciplines. But since returning
from injury, she seems to have
come up with a more effective hybrid
style then she had before. I think
she is using her martial arts a bit
more then she used to and that is
helping her. But she still uses
enough lucha to help capitalize on
her speed advantage over most opponents."

Mr. Figaro: "You droppin that mad science again!"

Mr. Clyde: "Don't you dare start beatboxing..."

Mr. Figaro: "Yes'um..."

Mr. Clyde: "I can't help think that Alicia was
honing her improved hybrid style
while she was in recovery. Although
she spent most of her time training
to get revenge on Juli, it appears
that she gave a lot of thought to
her regular competitive wrestling
matches as well. We have seen an
improvement in her OG-Joshi and
LAWL matches since her return."

Mr. Figaro: "And I think she is going to
keep getting bett...OMG!"

Mr. Clyde: "No! Not again! It's that
crowd jumper! And she's headed
into the ring!"


*The crowd jumper slides into the ring. She looks
like she is running towards Sandy but just pushes
her out of the way. She jumps on Alicia's back
and attempts to put her out with a sickle
assisted rear naked choke but Alicia is fighting it.*


Mr. Figaro: "Don't let her get that sickle
under your neck, Alicia!"

Mr. Clyde: "Hey, look, it's Dizzy and Azumi!"


*Just then, Azumi Oonishi and Dizzy randomly appear*

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde! Where did they come from!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I think they slid out from under
the ring. It looks like they were
there during the whole match."

Mr. Figaro: "Get in there girls!"


*Azumi and Dizzy run into the ring and kick the
mysterious crowd jumper off of Alicia. Before
they can apprehend her, the woman very quickly
rolls out of the ring. She jumps back into
the crowd and runs out of the arena while
Dizzy and Azumi tend to Alicia.*


MR. Figaro: "I can't believe it! I think
they just set a trap for her!"

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia appears to be breathing
heavy but seems ok. She isn't
bleeding and is able to walk
around. She actually seems
about as tired as she did after
the match so no real damage
appears to be done. And she
is just checking her throat
rather then holding it in pain."

Mr. Figaro: "Alicia is hugging Azumi and
Dizzy! Oh wow...if it wasn't
following that attack, i'd
be getting really..."

Mr. Clyde: "Enough."

Mr. Figaro: "Now Alicia is asking for a
microphone!"


*A member of the ring crew gives Alicia a mic.
Alicia clears her throat and starts talking*


Alicia: "Thank you Azumi and Dizzy.
You both came not a moment
too soon. Looks like our
plan worked, girls."

*Dizzy and Azumi nod*


Alicia: "And right now, everyone in OG-Joshi
had better listen to what we're about
to say. Cause we have HAD it with
putting up with people like Juli
Krieger and that cowardly crowd jumper!
They are RUINING OG-Joshi for everyone
that wants to wrestle...everyone who
wants to try to be the best competitor.
All three of us have had to deal with
those twisted women. Juli put me
out for months! That crowd jumper
put Azumi out for months! And Dizzy
had to deal with Holly breaking her
leg as well as that crowd jumper
trying to ruin her match at Unleashed!
But we are THROUGH with this bullshit.
It ends right now. Tell them, Dizzy."


*Alicia hands the mic over to Dizzy and high-fives her*


Dizzy: There are a lot of women here now,
a lot of them! They're great wrestlers!
Except, when you have women running
about and just assaulting each other.

I know that there are a lot of BAD people.
People who don't care for the purity of
competition, who'll assault, who'll attack
people JUST BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE IT!

We, three INCREDIBLY HAWT women have formed
a group because we won't stand for it any more!
This wing of HAWT women, we're uh, uh...
we're like, uhm, a HAWT Wing! YEAH!

And we are DEDICATED to preserving the sanctity
of athletic competition!"


*Dizzy hands the mic over to Azumi and high-fives her!*

Azumi: Yes we feel that the only way that OG-FPD
Joshi can stay pure is to fight off this
new danger. The people that try to hurt
others in such an unfair and violent way
are cowards. If they want to fight they
can meet in the ring as true competitors.
This principle is what we will FIGHT for
so that nobody will ever be unfairly hurt
again. We need to end such occurances
in OG-FPD Joshi forever."

*Azumi hands the mic over to Alicia and high-fives her*


Alicia: "And that's exactly what we're going
to do, Azumi. All three of us together
are gonna fight for those ideals. And
under that banner, everyone can call us
three, "HAWT*Wing, just like Dizzy said!"


*The three women stand in the ring together and raise
each other's hands in celebration. Then they walk
to the back and highfive all the excited fans*


Mr. Figaro: "You know what THIS means, right Clyde!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Finally we'll have some order..."

Mr. Figaro: "Think of the merchandising!! HAWT*Wing
tshirts are going to FLY off the shelves!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm just happy that three excellent
and dedicated wrestlers have banded
together to protect what they are
passionate about: pure competition
IN the ring, not out of it."

Mr. Figaro: "HAWT*Wing...mmm...they all are SO
hot too, Clyde! It's the most
delicious wrestling group ever!"

Mr. Clyde: "I, for one, support everything
they stand for."

Mr. Figaro: "You're SO gonna buy like 20
HAWT*Wing shirts, I know it!"

Mr. Clyde: "That is if there are any left
after you buy them ALL!"

Mr. Figaro: "Heh heh..."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's take a quick commercial break"

[OrochiGeese]

*Commercials air for LAWL's Summer SpectacuLAWLer Show DVD*





Mr. Clyde: "Welcome back. Now it's time to get to...


Mr. Figaro: "I'm getting word that Diva Dynamite
is backstage in a bit of an encounter."


*We cut to backstage and Diva Dynamite is staring
at Yoyo Banzai. Yoyo is kinda stalking Diva,
walking around her very slowly*


Mr. Clyde: "These two are no strangers to
each other...especially in a
tag team situation. Yoyo Banzai
has repeatedly tricked and
screwed over Diva Dynamite since
last year. From tag team matches
to the Kaori NiGHT Invitational
Tournament last year."

Mr. Figaro: "Doesn't seem that Diva is too
happy to see Yoyo here.
Diva is trying to walk away
but Yoyo keeps cutting off
her path and laughing."

Mr. Clyde: "Yoyo loves those mind games."


*Finally Diva gets fed up, pushes Yoyo out
of the way and walks quickly down the hallway.*


Mr. Figaro: "There you go, Diva! Stand up
for yourself, kind of...and
uh, run away! Yeah!"

Mr. Clyde: "Every second Diva isn't crying
is a small inspirational
victory for her. Small steps."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, Yoyo Banzai is sure having
fun with all this. She's laughing
and cavorting around. And she's
turning the corner of the hallway
where we see OG-Joshi's Lana."

Mr. Clyde: "This could be a bit different
then the encounter between
Diva and Yoyo. If Yoyo gets in
Lana's face, Lana will not
back down. Yoyo better be careful.."


*Yoyo gets right up into Lana's face and is laughing.
She circles around Lana like she circled around
Diva. Finally, as Lana just stands there looking
serious, Yoyo lightly slaps Lana's hand and causes
Lana to spill some of her carbonated beverage.*

Mr. Figaro: "NO! Lana's carbonated beverage!"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't think that was an accident."

*Lana looks down at her spilled beverage, then
looks at her hand, then looks at Yoyo's face.
Lana briefly smiles and walks up to Yoyo with
her fist cocked but security gets there just
in time to break them up.*

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo's "mask-budget accountant"
just breathed a sigh of relief!"

Mr. Clyde: "Lana and Yoyo faced each other
for the first time in a tag
match with Visper Karr and
Kim Cross. And although Lana
was in there to wrestle Kim
and Yoyo for Visper, the lines
kind of crossed. Especially
at the end of the match where
Lana and Yoyo kept fighting
after the bell was rung. So
it appears there is still some
tension between these two."

Mr. Figaro: "And spilling some of Lana's
carbonated beverage was NOT
a wise move. For anyone!"


Mr. Clyde: "Security seems to have calmed
the situation down and are
seperating both women from
each other."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey, Clyde...is that your girl?"

Mr. Clyde: "What?"

Mr. Figaro: "Look, it's Kat Black! She just
walked passed the security people!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, it is indeed Kat Black."

Mr. Figaro: "Kat! Clyde's out here! You're
going the wrong way! Bring
the loving out here!"

*Mr. Clyde buries his head in his hands*

Mr. Figaro: "He needs the lovin now!"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't think she's here for that."

Mr. Figaro: "Then what IS she here for?"

Mr. Clyde: "We have all seen her walking
around the hallways of OG-Joshi
events in the past. She is doing
it to try to find that crowd jumper.
And after what we saw tonight with
the attack on Alicia, Kat wants
to make sure that the crowd jumper
is indeed gone from the arena."

Mr. Figaro: "And Kat told you this over drinks?"

Mr. Clyde: "Kat told the WORLD this over the
last few weeks!"

Mr. Figaro: "So Kat is JUST here to look for
that mysterious crowd jumper?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes! While its likely that she
supports HAWT*Wing, Kat has her
own mission in facing and stopping
that crowd jumper. She is going
about things her own way and
will not rest til she clears her
own name and confronts that
jumper. And from what I have
heard, Kat has been walking around
backstage all show trying to see
if the jumper is still here."

Mr. Figaro: ""Confronting the jumper" eh? That
is a pretty naughty euphemism, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's just get back to the ring,
the next match is going to begin soon."

Mr. Figaro: "And you're SURE you don't mean
"confront the humper?"

Mr. Clyde: "Our next match features the debuting
KENTA! Army taking on the team of
Diva Dynamite and Lisa Robinson."

Mr. Figaro: "I guess the "jumper" is a ninja thing.."

Mr. Clyde: "KENTA! Army consists of 4 girls and
two of them are making their OG-Joshi
in-ring debut tonight: Keina and
Naomi. The other two girls, Shino
and Hiromi are still training for
their in ring debuts."

Mr. Figaro: "When the KENTA! Army were recently
questioned by OG-Joshi's expert
interviewer, "Mean Jean", they
told her that they are fighting
to "Spread KENTA love to everyone"
as well as make KENTA proud so
that he will love them."

KENTA! Army RP! KENTAAHHH!!

Mr. Clyde: "They also seemed to be insist upon
making themselves "pretty" for KENTA.
As you know, KENTA is the OG-FPD
TV Champion and is quite an athlete."


Mr. Figaro: "Clyde...here we have 4 girls of
questionable age...they are all
young, fresh. supple, and eager
to please....WHY THE HELL ARE
YOU FOCUSING ON ATHLETICISM OF
ANYONE!!! SIT BACK AND OGLE THEM!"

Mr. Clyde: "According to your "logic", and I
use that term loosely, wouldn't
that anger Kat Black?"

Mr. Figaro: "Hmmm...I suppose that would. Good
call, Clyde! I"ll tell Kat that
you are keeping true to her!"

Mr. Clyde: "Anything that will get you to
stop calling young girls "supple."

Mr. Figaro: "LOOK AT THEM!! I wish Keina
would teach me all about that
"Go 2 Sleep" move she uses! And
that Naomi...I'll make her pretty
for KENTA all right..."

Mr. Clyde: "KENTA! Army's opponents are
Diva Dynamite and Lisa Robinson.
Both women have hit a bit of
a career pitstop as of late.
They are hoping to get their
first win in months over the
young, KENTA! Army newcomers."

Mr. Figaro: "Lisa Robinson still has unfinished
business with Holly dating back
to last year. And Diva Dynamite
seems to still be haunted by
Yoyo Banzai and their past
alliance. Yoyo seems to love
to tease Diva Dynamite..especially
after Diva broke down crying a
few months ago. A bully like Yoyo
is certain to target her after that."

Mr. Clyde: "Well, with KENTA! Army's focus on
KENTA ,and Diva and Lisa's focus
on other wrestlers as well, it
might be interesting to see if
these 4 girls can try to concentrate
on the match at hand. If not, things
can get really messy."

Mr. Figaro: "And not in the way things would
get messy with KENTA! Army and me!"

Mr. Clyde: "Match...now....ick..."




Match #2: KENTA! Army vs. Diva Dynamite/Lisa Robinson









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has recently said that they
want all of KENTA's love
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their faces. Heh heh heh..."



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Mr. Clyde: "That was certainly an...odd match."

Mr. Figaro: "KENTA! Army made a successful debut
as Naomi pins Lisa with a tigerbomb"

Mr. Clyde: "Three things disturbed me in that
match. Most notable, the presence
of OrochiGoose as a referee. And
I don't know if you noticed this
Figaro, but he had weird bite marks
on his neck. I'm hoping that's not..."

Mr. Figaro: "A hickey! Goose hickeys are gross!"

Mr. Clyde: "I was thinking bite marks from
that vampire after the LAWL show
last weekend...but well, your
comments are equally disturbing."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah!"

Mr. Clyde: "The next thing that disturbed me
was that Keina kept shouting
throughout the match. She kept
saying "1...2...3...KENTA! And
Naomi wasn't exactly quiet either."

Mr. Figaro: "I love my girls loud!"

Mr. Clyde: "Third...despite the fact that
KENTA! Army won..they seem a
bit "green" in the ring. They
kinda mistimed a lot of their
moves and seemed a bit "out of
it" sometimes. But I guess for
their first match, that is to
be expected. They did hit some
nice moves and were able to
bring the fight to Lisa and Diva."

Mr. Figaro: "Rather then "green", I'd label
their lack of experience and
"first time" as pink..."

Mr. Clyde: "It did appear that Naomi picked
up her intensity once Lisa
bloodied her with a fork."

Mr. Figaro: "Did you just say that Lisa
gave Naomi a good forkin?"

Mr. Clyde: "I most certainly did NOT."

Mr. Figaro: "You still have a lot to learn
about the fine arts of commentary!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well...you still need to pay
more attention to the ring and
less to your hormones. Cause
we have a bit of a situation
going down right now."


*We turn to the ring and see that Naomi is hysterically
crying and rolling around on the ring covering her face.
Keina is flipping out and screaming at her*

Keina: "YOU ARE BLEEDING, NOMI!! THAT
ISN'T PRETTY FOR KENTA! YOU HAVE
TO BE PRETTY FOR KENTA ON TV!"

Naomi: "IM SORRY KEINAAAH!"

Keina: "GET UNDER THE RING!! YOU CANT
BE SEEN NOT PRETTY FOR KENTA!"

*Naomi rolls under the ring as Keina runs to
get a towel from the timekeeper's table. Keina
returns with the towel and Naomi emerges from
under the ring. Keina covers Naomi's whole
head with the towel and they BOTH run backstage
in tears while screaming about being "Pretty for
KENTA! Lisa and Diva look at each other confused
and then go back to sulking about their loss."

Mr. Clyde: "That classifies as one of THE
most disturbing things I have
ever seen. Here or otherwise."

Mr. Figaro: "I better go backstage and
console them. I think they
are very pretty for Figaro!"

Mr. Clyde: "Stay right here...hands where
I can see them...on the table."

Mr. Figaro: "This night is getting stranger.."

Mr. Clyde: "It looks like Diva and Lisa are
having a bit of a disagreement
in ringside."

Mr. Figaro: "Hopefully Diva is scolding Lisa
for making Naomi bleed!"

Mr. Clyde: "They are most likely arguing
about losing another match.
The frustrations have certainly
come out. And now Diva slaps
Lisa! Diva just slapped Lisa
and now Lisa punches Diva
and takes her down with a tackle.
They are rolling on the ground
punching each other. Diva finally
gets a measure of control and
begins slapping Lisa from the top"

Mr. Figaro: "MORE GIRL ON GIRL!"

Mr. Clyde: "And wait...is that Yoyo Banzai?"

*Yoyo Banzai runs down the ramp with a chair and
slides into the ring. Diva jumps off Lisa and
gets on her feet to defend against Yoyo*

Mr. Clyde: "Looks like the teasing we saw
before might escalate here.."

*Yoyo hands the chair over to Diva who then
smashes the downed Lisa Robinson with it*

Mr. Figaro: "WHAT THE HELL!! YOYO AND DIVA
ARE WORKING TOGETHER...AGAIN!?"

*Yoyo and Diva take turns hitting Lisa with
the chair and laughing*

Mr. Clyde: "I can't believe this...I
think this was planned."

Mr. Figaro: "Or at the very least discussed
as a Plan #2 if Diva and Lisa
lost their match. But who
knows, maybe this attack was
planned regardless of the outcome."


Mr. Clyde: "Well I'll tell you something
that was probably NOT planned
by those two... HER!"

*We suddenly see Lana running down the ramp
with an angry look on her face. She slides
into the ring and immediately decks Yoyo
Banzai. Diva slides out of the ring and
grabs the fallen Yoyo out. They both
walk backstage as Lana tends to Lisa.*

Mr. Figaro: "This is a mad house tonight!
Did someone spike the water?"

Mr. Clyde: "Lana is helping Lisa up
as both Diva and Yoyo taunt
them from the entrance ramp.
Lana is making a "cutting
of the throat" gesture to
them both and looks to mean
it. Remember, Lana makes
good on her promises."

Mr. Figaro: "Don't remind me..."

Mr. Clyde: "And it appears yet more battle
lines have been drawn in OG-Joshi.
Diva has once again been recruited
by Yoyo Banzai. And Lana and Lisa
look to have formed a makeshift
alliance to face them."

Mr. Figaro: "ITS PANDEMONIUM!"

Mr. Clyde: "Um..yeah, I guess..."


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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "What will happen here, NEXT?


Mr. Clyde: "Well, NOW it is time for the debut
edition of Kim Cross' "Truth
and Assumptions" show."

Mr. Figaro: "T&A! T&A! KIM CROSS! T&A!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kim Cross had come to General
Celes a few weeks ago to "humbly"
request a Voltage timeslot for
Kim's new show. Celes has been
very happy with Kim's performance
since joining OG-Joshi and gave
her this opportunity. We'll see
what Kim has to say tonight
and what future plans she has
for this interesting new show."

Mr. Figaro: "HLA with Patty Sirloin, hopefully!"

Mr. Clyde: "Thankfully General Celes will
be the guest on THIS inaugural
episode...she'll help calm
things down I'd imagine. And
prevent any Patty HLA."

Mr. Figaro: "Celes said that if I said anything
dirty while she was on the show
that she'd smack me. She smacks
hard....so I'll save my "fun"
for before she gets there!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well then, let it out cause
Kim is going to be down here soon."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd like Kim to go down HERE even
sooner..."

Mr. Clyde: "That will have to do...as I hear
Kim Cross' music starting up."

Mr. Figaro: "She can start me up anytime!"



*"Fuel" by Metallica hits the speakers as Kim
Cross dressed in her "T&A" outfit comes to the ring.*

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Kim: "Finally! The moment you've all been
waiting for has arrived, the debut
of Kim's Truths and Assumptions!

Whilst this week we have a relatively short show,
in the coming weeks I'll be interviewing all the
biggest stars and teams in the OG-Joshi roster!
Also, I shall do my best to talk to the new
additions too, they need all the help they can
get and who better to learn from than yours truly?

Anyway, on with the wonderful show, my first guest
is none other than General Celes!

*"Fields of Fantasy" hits the speakers as General Celes comes
out to ringside. She nods to Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde and makes
her way into the ring where she shakes hands with Kim Cross.*

General Celes: "Thank you for the honor of making me
your first guest."

Kim: "There’s no one I’d rather have, some people were
expecting me to talk about myself for the first
program, but it’s not as if I’m a self-important
egomaniac or anything."

Celes: "I have been quite impressed with your success
so far in OG-Joshi. Your match with Lana was
rough and your victory was hard fought. But
what impressed me the most has been your
reaction to the match. You didn't come out
and complain about your broken nose, you took
it in stride and were able to celebrate your
victory wholeheartedly. You certainly set an
example for other OG-Joshi wrestlers about how to
properly prioritize their desires here in OG-Joshi.
Showing how hard you have had to work and what
you have had to sacrifice to achieve your
goals...such as winning a PPV match."

Kim: "Thank you, it means alot to hear that from you,
but of course there was no doubt at all as to who
was going to win. The better woman won. I could
have done it without the unwavering support of
the millions of Kimfans, but they certainly helped!

Celes: "Now, as much as Mr. Figaro would love to hear me
sing your praises for the whole show...

Kim: "I’m sure he’d like to hear you doing a lot more
than that as well."

Celes: "I am out here mainly to make a very important
announcement regarding OG-Joshi. After what
we have seen tonight between HAWT*Wing and the
brawl just moments ago between Lisa, Lana, Yoyo,
and Diva, it appears that the wrestlers in
OG-Joshi are forming their own groups."

Celes: "Add to that fact the tremendous Joshi tag team
matches that we have seen take place on Voltage
over the last year. Both OrochiGeese and I have
been very happy with the quality of competition
and teamwork we have seen from those matches."

Kim: "Of course! All the matches are of superb quality,
but one stood out more than the rest though…I
managed to administer the beating of a lifetime
to Lana for the third time. It would have been
even better for everyone though had I wo- I mean,
had I been on the winning team."

Celes: "Yes, indeed. Due to the quality of the matches
and the current grouping together of wrestlers,
I have decided to announce a tag tournament for
OG-Joshi. But this isn't ANY random tag
tournament, this will be to establish the
OG-Joshi Tag Team Championship!"

*Crowd roars*

Celes: "The first round of the tournament will start
next week. A list of the tournament participants
and the match schedule will be placed in a few
days on the OG-Joshi website. Tournament matches
will be held on every Voltage. And the final
match of the tournament will take place at the
OG-FPD 3 Year Anniversary show on December 13th,
2006. That night we will crown the first ever
OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions. I am confident that
OG-Joshi will reach even greater levels of in
ring competition when our wrestlers have an even
higher goal to shoot for in their tag matches."

Kim: "Oooh, you heard it here first Kimfans, a tag team
tournament! How exciting!"

Celes: "And now, I turn your show back to you, Miss Cross."

Kim: "Thanks for joining me and General Celes for the
first ever airing of Kim's Truths and Assumptions!
The first proper interview show will be next at
next Voltage and because no one else can seem to
be able to interview them properly, I shall be
showing everyone how it's done...by talking to
the one and only KENTA! Army! Mwah!




*Commercials air for Orochi-O's Land Theme park!! Summer
is almost over! Enjoy the water rides before it gets cold!*


Mr. Figaro: "Wow...didn't Kim Cross do an EXCELLENT
job with her first "Truths and
Assumptions" show! She's the best
interviewer the world has ever seen!"

Mr. Clyde: "She did an admirable job and I look
forward to seeing her attempt to
deal with KENTA! Army next show."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim in the same ring as KENTA! Army!
Oh man, i better bring a change of clothes!"

Mr. Clyde: "I better bring a tazer for you..."

Mr. Figaro: "You're gonna need it on high
VOLTAGE, get it...VOLTAGE!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yeah...we all get it, thanks..."

Mr. Figaro: "Cause thats the name of this show!"

*Mr. Clyde sighs*

Mr. Figaro: "Went right over your head, Clyde..."

*Mr. Clyde sighs more heavily*

Mr. Clyde: "It is now time for our next
match. A match just made tonight
by OG-FPD OWner, OrochiGeese."

Mr. Figaro: "Sweet....here comes the "Caramel
and Marshmellow match" between
Kim Cross and Patty Sirl..."

Mr. Clyde: "We now have a 6 man tag.."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh sweet, they have partners
now!? Let me guess...Kim Cross
teams up with ice cream and
chocolate sauce to take on
Patty Sirloin teaming with
whipped cream and warm cherries!"

Mr. Clyde: "Warm cherries....blech..."

Mr. Figaro: "Melts in my mouth!"

Mr. Clyde: "....sorry parents...put your
kids to bed and try to
wipe that memory from them."

Mr. Figaro: "I hope I'm the referee.."

Mr. Clyde: "ENOUGH. The next match is
one of interest for ME so
settle down. OG made this
match tonight to punish
Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho,
and AJ Styles for failing to
do anything useful against
the Dod Invasion of the last
Voltage. Vader was added
to the Canada Brothers team
after Benoit tried to attack
OG during the pre-show meeting
that we all saw earlier."


(2 OG-FPD matches including an awesome ECW Main event!)



Mr. Figaro: "Um...so what exactly happened THERE?"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, that does it for another Voltage,
fans. Stay tuned to next show as Kim
Cross will have her second T&A show
and will interview the KENTA! Army.
Also, we will have Mr. Figaro vs.
that little kid along with the
debut of a new OG-Joshi wrestler,
Lori Cuozzo. Finally, we will have
a match in the OG-Joshi Tag Team
Championship Tournament. See you then.'

Mr. Figaro: "You totally ignored me on what you
just did in that ring with Benoit.."

Mr. Clyde: "Work with me here, Figaro...I'll
make it worth your while in
Patty Sirloin pictures."

Mr. Figaro: "Um, ok! See you all next show,
fans! And remember, I love you
Kim, Patty, KENTA! Army and the
international bikini team!"


Fin