2/11/07 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

*Voltage starts with an unfamiliar scene, that of outside the
Peter Venkman Memorial Arena. It is the dead of NY winter but we
see many people standing outside in the parking lot...apparently
protesters with picket signs. Sample signs include: "WE made OG-FPD"
and "OrochiGee$e can go to hell". In the crowd we can make out
a lot of the faces but then the camera quickly switches to inside the
arena where we are focused onto the commentators, Clyde and Figaro.*


Mr. Clyde: "Good evening fans..."

Mr. Figaro: "Especially female fans!"

Mr. Clyde: "As you can see, we have a bit of a 'situation'
outside. For the last month there was something of
a labor dispute between OrochiGeese and the
wrestlers that have constituted "OG-FPD" since
late 2003. OrochiGeese has wanted to do the
right thing for OG-FPD and the fans so he has
taken his time to sort out the controversy and
has a big announcement for you all right now."

*OrochiGeese comes to the ring, uncharacteristically with no
music accompanying him. He has a solemn look on his face.*


OG: "Fans of Voltage...of OG-FPD...of the product
we have put on since 2003, I have an unfortunate
announcement for you all that will change OG-FPD
for what I believe to be the permanent future."

OG: "Let me first say up front that OG-Joshi is not
associated or negatively affected by this news.
But for those men that have called themselves
OG-FPD wrestlers...ones that I have permitted
to work under our grand banner, there has been
some...disputes since the 3 year Anniversary Show."

OG: "Some of them were not happy that they did not
receive a bigger match, or a match at all. They
also DEMANDED that they receive increased pay for
2007 in addition to other ridiculous demands. But I
will NOT be bullied, nor will I allow YOU, the fans,
to be extorted by unreasonable demands from people
LUCKY to be entertaining you all! I have always
been good to them and tried my best to get them
to stay under the OG-FPD banner...but, alas,
there is only so much I could justify giving
them, only so much I would sacrifice before I saw
that the interests of the FANS would not be served."

OG: "And so those wrestlers will no longer be under
employment to OG-FPD or Voltage. I have chosen
to NOT renew their annual contracts. Those wrestlers
that you have all watched for the last three years
will no longer be part of OG-FPD thanks to THEIR
OWN greed. As for Voltage, it will now be fully
given to the hard working women wrestlers of OG-Jo...


*Just then, the OrochiTron turns on. OrochiGeese looks over and
appears confused as to why it has been activated. We suddenly see
some camera footage of the shaky "amateur spy" video variety.
The footage contains today's date and the time is just a few hours
before this broadcast. The setting appears to be backstage at
this very Arena and the camera focuses in on OrochiGeese who
is walking through a hallway close to where the (likely concealed)
camera is. Though OrochiGeese is walking further away, the sound on
the video is amplified to compensate. It becomes clear that OG
is talking through a half opened door to a person on the outside.*


OG: "Yes I know who you are, you are the lawyer
representing the FORMER OG-FPD wrestlers.
But I have done nothing wrong. I have not
BROKEN a contract, I have just chosen not to
renew it. I am under no obligation to do so
and have no interest in continuining to waste
time on Voltage with wrestlers the audience
simply has reduced interest in. Less interest
means less merchandise sales and PPV buys."

Lawyer: "But that is simply not true, there is STILL
fan interest and, furthermore, you waited
until the day of Voltage to make this decision!
all this! Can't you let the wrestlers work
tonight under the old contract until we can
come to a new agreement!? I am sure we ca-"

OG: "It is a simple question of finances. They
barely make me enough to cover the effort put
into them! OG-Joshi is FAR more profitable and
I would rather spend the time and money on THEM,
Voltage has made more money and achieved higher
ratings ever since OG-Joshi was created. It's
merchandise has sold better and its PPV's
have gotten higher buyrates then OG-FPD ones.
For many reasons, OG-Joshi is more successful
then OG-FPD and makes me FAR more money. So
I simply want to maximize that effect."

Lawyer: "So it's JUST about money!? What about the
fans? They still love many of the OG-FPD
wrestlers, what are you going to say to them!?"

OG: "Oh please...I'll tell them whatever the
hell I want and they'll eat it up. I'm the
one in control and they are LUCKY to be
paying for the entertainment I provide them."

Lawyer: "You...you don't even care ab-"

OG: "I only care about MY interests. It just so happens
that, in THIS case, the fans' interest has been
proven to corellate with mine: as the former
OG-FPD wrestlers are no longer included in that
category of our interests. So getting rid of those
wrestlers allows me to practice the usefull business
strategy of "addition by substraction." I can add
NET entertainment value for the fans by getting rid
of those wrestlers and focusing only on OG-Joshi.
And now, since there will be even MORE opportunities
for the OG-Joshi wrestlers to show what they can
do on Voltage, profits will rise higher then EVER!!
So not only am I cutting the deadweight of OG-FPD,
but I am helping the fans enjoy our more proven
wrestling commodity: OG-Joshi. And that, of course,
will mean even MORE money for me! So, while I will
be charitable and not charge you for this lecture
on business, I WILL make this demand. I suggest that
you leave my property and strongly encourage those
who you represent to stop picketing and LEAVE."

Lawyer: "You want them to stop, then YOU go ask them,
yourself! I'm sure they'll love to hear from you."

OG: "I suggest you rethink your position. My patience
will last for only so long. And I do not want
the fans reminded of them anymore. They are
already confused peons, no need to excascerbate
that effect. If your clients do not realize
their place in this new OG-FPD world, then they
will be dealt with. A much more painful and
violent reality check will be headed their way
if they do not comply. You have all been warned."


*The OrochiTron footage ends as some of the fans start booing OG
and hurling food items at him. Some begin to leave but food vendors
quickly come out and start giving free samples of Orochi-O's and free
OG-Joshi "KENTA! Army" t-shirts. Surprisingly, this is enough
to make the majority of the crowd stay! Well, admittedly, that's
not the only thing...as various Gooses have been assigned to the
exit areas and are doing their part for "asses in seats" patrol*


Mr. Clyde: "well..."

Mr. Figaro: "WHO THE HELL PLAYED THAT VIDEO!? THAT um...
totally doctored and NOT AT ALL true video!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think OrochiGeese is about to go and find out."

*A fuming OrochiGeese storms out of the ring and runs backstage
immediately. The OrochiTron again turns on as we see LIVE footage
of OG running backstage now and yelling at random tech people.*


OG: "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO PLAYED THAT VIDEO!"

Tech guy: "Some guy jumped us bad and took over the
production booth! I think he's still there..."


*A crash is heard as a chair goes careening out of a glass window
of the production booth. OG and the tech guys shield themselves
from the glass as a man dressed in camouflage jumps out from
the booth and dashes quickly down the hallway to the exit.*



OG: "SEIZE HIM!! AFTER THAT MAN!"


*OG begins running but is outpaced by the man in camouflage.
Security guards quickly form a wall around the arena exit
as "Camo-man" approaches. In about two to three swift motions,
the guards are thoroughly dispatched by what appears to be
an array of martial art strikes from Camo-Man. Camo-Man then
opens the door, looks back at OG and nods, and then escapes.*


OG: "CURSES!!"


(Holy sh*t, did OG just yell "CURSES!"? If Celes turns
into Evil Lyn by the end of this show, I'm outta here...)


OG: "Guards!! Rise and bring that man back to me!"

*The guards who have remained conscious look
less then enthusiastic about those prospects.*

Guard 1: "But sir...those OG-FPD...*receives a
dirty look from OG* those FORMER OG-FPD
wrestlers are outside protesting. We don't
want to deal with any of them..."

OG: "I don't care what YOU want!! Do as you
are told or you will be the next to be
"wished well in your future endeavors."


*Some of the guards head outside where they are quickly
dismantled by the punches of a no longer contracted OG-FPD
World Champion, hard chops from a former 12/13 teammate of OG,
and a crossface type manuever from an intense, scruffy-looking
individual. OG seeths as he sees his guards destroyed and
the failure of their mission to apprehend the camo-man. The
OrochiTron video fades as we see OG staring off into the night.*



Mr. Figaro: "What the heck is going on here?"

Mr. Clyde: "Quite a start to a new year of Voltages.
As we have learned tonight, OrochiGeese
has decided not to renew the contracts
of the wrestlers who wrestled for OG-FPD."

Mr. Figaro "Does this mean that...Rega-"

Mr. Clyde: "We shouldn'tm even say his name anymore.
They're gone, all of them. Well, actually
not ALL of the male wrestlers we have
seen in OG-FPD in the past. While I will
have to check on the specifics, I do believe
that some male wrestlers from OG-FPD still
DO work here. That is because the contracts
that OG did not renew only accounted for MOST
of the male wrestlers, but not all. Obviously
WE are still here, along with OG. And I believe
OG still has Twinky McLanahan's contract for
another few months until the summer. Then
there are the Canada Brothers, who signed a
three year contract with OG-FPD last year
instead of the single year contracts the
other talent had. But you heard what OG
said himself: He now wants Voltage dedicated
to OG-Joshi talent. And while they certainly
deserve their own show, it will be odd to
no longer see the old faces of OG-FPD."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, Geese had his reasons, and far be it
for ME to complain about the fact that we will
now have HAWT WOMEN IN EVERY FREAKING MATCH!"

Mr. Clyde: "You got over that quick enough..."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm a trooper, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "Speaking of troopers, I don't know who
that camouflaged man was...but it is not
too far from reasonable suspicion to assume
that he was behind that secret video of OG
talking to the lawyer. Nor can I shake the
feling that he is associated with some of the
other technical "snafus" that we have experienced
here on Voltage in the past few months."

Mr. Figaro: "You mean those odd colored videos that interrupted
the Voltage feed? Yeah, it certainly seems
like this guy has some prowess in hacking into
electronics. But he was within a hair of
being caught tonight. And you know...when
you have OrochiGeese chasing after you in
a fit of chaotic rage...its unlikely that
you try something like THAT again. So I
doubt he'll be sleeping well tonight knowing
how close he was to being spiked neck-first
into the ground! OG would have murderalized him!"

Mr. Clyde: "As shocking as it may seem, I don't think
that guy seemed too scared. Which means he's
probably not too familiar with OG's body
of work when it comes to violence."

Mr. Figaro: "Its in his best interests to not become
TOO familiarized with it, first-hand."

Mr. Clyde: "Well this is certainly the strangest start
to a Voltage we have ever had. But I am
being informed via headset by General
Celes that our first match is about to
take place. Unsurprisingly enough, it's
an OG-Joshi match. And it will be between
Kaori NiGHT and one half of the new OG-Joshi
Tag Team Champions, Azumi Oonishi."

Mr. Figaro: "Wow! That should be quite a match, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "While this is not technically a rematch,
it certainly is in response to the OG-Joshi
Tag Team Title Tournament match, at the Three
Year Anniversary PPV on December 13th, 2006,
between Kaori NiGHT and Jenny McLanahan vs.
Azumi Oonishi and Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto."

Mr. Figaro: "In a truly excellent match, Dizzy and Azumi
battled to victory and became the new and
first ever OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions!
HAWT*Wing won the belts and looked hot doing it!"

Mr. Clyde: "But Kaori is not done competing for those
titles and she wanted a match with one of
the Champions tonight to start her team
on the road to a rematch with the Champs."

Mr. Figaro: "Azumi showed more fire and talent then
ever before in that Tag Tournament but
the fact still remains that Kaori NiGHT
is one of the top Joshi wrestlers in the
world today. She has more experience then
Azumi and is certainly looking to avenge
that loss at the 12/13 show to Azumi and
Dizzy. But Kaori is not the only one with
a lot to gain here, as a win against Kaori
for Azumi would propel her singles career."

Mr. Clyde: "These are two of the quickest and most
agile wrestlers in OG-Joshi. Both are
well versed in striking and aerial
manuevers. Kaori has the edge in submission
skills as well as possessing more high
impact manuevers. But Azumi has an energy
about her lately that makes it very hard to
underestimate her determination in that ring,
no matter WHAT her opponent is capable of.
After all, she and Dizzy were able to stand
up and beat the team of Haley and Valeriyah,
a team that had run roughshod over their
prior competition. But Azumi was able to
adapt to their skills as she was able to
adapt to her other opponents. And that
just may be one of her strongest traits."

Mr. Figaro: "But adapting to Kaori NiGHT can be very
difficult as she is able to switch her
gameplan and style around so quickly.
While someone like Haley may be quite
dangerous with those submissions and
throws, Kaori is dangerous due to the
sheer variety of things she can do, and
do well. Do VERY well. So Azumi will be
kept guessing if she just sits back and
tries to react and adapt. She has to have
a gameplan to bring the fight as best she can."

Mr. Clyde: "SUrprisingly cogent analysis..."

Mr. Figaro: "This whole OG-FPD thing has me thrown
for a bit of a loop here, Clyde. I'll
get my "Fig Papa" groove back later on..."

Mr. Clyde: "Hey...no rush...maybe we'll get some
of our advertisers back if you stay
in "muddle" mode right n-""

Mr. Figaro: "Well, know what will help!? Seeing two
delicious specimens twisting and sweating
in the ring like Azumi and Kaori!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think we're about to see just that,
or put better, we are about to see
the WRESTLING MATCH between them."




Match #1: Azumi Oonishi vs. Kaori NiGHT




Figaro's Corner:



Mr. Figaro: "Just twisting and sweating would work too..."

Mr. Clyde: "Why just have that when you could have more?"

Mr. Figaro: "Good point!! Them twisting and sweating
while on top of me...in a bubble bath!"

Mr. Clyde: "A "hallo KENTA!" one?"


*Mr. Figaro bcomes silent*

Mr. Clyde: "Uhh?"

Mr. Figaro: "Who is gonna be the brave soul to break
it to KENTA! Army that a certain someone
is no longer here on Voltage..."

*Mr. Clyde gulps*

Mr. Clyde: "Someone much braver then either of us,
that is for sure. I say we just don't
tell them and act like nothing happened."

Mr. Figaro: "Either that or we dress me up as the
manly object of their affection!"

Mr. Clyde: "That wouldn't even work for Halloween..."

Mr. Figaro: "Low blow, Clyde, ninja low blow. Did
Kat teach you that? *Figaro smirks*

Mr. Clyde: "MATCH.NOW!"







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Mr. Figaro: "Wow, what a match to kick off the first Voltage
of 2007. Those two really brought it! and by
"it", i mean plenty of hotness for me to remember
when I get back home on a cold night! Get it,
"night" like KAORI NiGHT!? A genius is me!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kaori NiGHT was able to fend off Azumi's intensity
but it certainly looks like she was surprised at
just how far Azumi has come in the ring over the
last year or so. Azumi came close on a number of
occasions but Kaori was able to use her wide array
of skills to put her away. Still, you gotta be
impressed with Azumi Oonishi whose tag Title
win definitely inspired her and gave her more
confidence as of late. But Kaori's victory here
may serve as motivation for her and Jenny to give
it another shot at the Tag Titles in the future."

Mr. Figaro: "If this match is any indication, we are going to
see a very competitive 2007 out of these girls.
And with the added burden of carrying Voltage
all by themselves, I think they will step things
up even further then they have in the past.
OG-Joshi has earned Voltage and they aren't
going to rest on their past laurels."

Mr. Clyde: "OrochiGeese and General Celes have very high
confidence in OG-Joshi. These two women and
their competitive spirts are good examples of why."






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[OrochiGeese]

*"Fields of Fantasy" plays as General Celes comes down to the
ring holding a microphone. She looks more serious then usual.*


Celes: "Before I get to business, I would first like
to publically congratulate all of the wrestlers
of OG-Joshi for their matches at the 3 Year
Anniversary PPV and their efforts over the
last few years, especially in 2006. I would
also like to congratulate the new and first
OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions: Azumi Oonishi
and Dizzy Cavuto for their excellent wrestling
throughout the tournament and in the finals."

Celes: "But they are not just great wrestlers and
competitors, they are also perfect examples
of the spirit of OG-Joshi: Wrestling for
the sake of being the BEST and not taking
actions in or out of the OG-Joshi ring that
detract from their integrity. Unfortunately,
not ALL of our champions share that honor."

Celes: "Our OG-Joshi World Champion has not been
very well behaved recently. While OG-Joshi
has had a very good working relationship
with LAWL based on the exchange of talent
that has taken place inside the ring, there
have recently been problems with our wrestlers
appearing that have not been invited. Holly
has brought her Gooses and Sandy Morton: the
question of which has been MORE disturbing,
I will leave up to all of you. But LAWL has
not invited them to any of their shows. The
new head of LAWL, Gloria Reyes, has personally
contacted me and has requested that Holly be
dealt with for her actions on their previous
show. While I have no control over what she
does outside an OG-Joshi ring, I DO believe
I have a vested interest in it. I do not want
to see the OG-Joshi relationship with LAWL
crumble, as it has been positive for OG-Joshi
and many of its wrestlers. So the only way
for me to deal with this is to punish Holly
HERE for her behavior there, in the hopes of
deterring her from similar actions in the future."


*"Kick 'em when he's down"* hits as OG-Joshi World Champion
comes out to the stage. She yawns and begins slowly walking
down to the ring, pointing and mocking Celes's serious face.*


Holly: "Oh would you just give LAWL a f'n rest already?
If you want to talk about my actions in other
promotions, why aren't you out here BOWING to
me in praise of me winning the McPro Globally
Honored Hootenany for the second time!! McPro
MATTERS! Hell, it's practically run by Orochi
Army now after we grabbed all the titles. Yeah,
yeah, I know...*Rolls her eyes* apparently
there's some issue there with Jo Ryder's former
f*cktoy, King Pong or Kippled Pink or something. But
Orochi Army is the one that rules McPro!"


Celes: "Yes, McPro is an excellent promotion and OG-Joshi
and Orochi Army have very close ties with it."

Holly: "SEE!? So who the hell cares what I do in LAWL!?
That backwater, low budget fed that has to
rely on fruits to bring in like 6 whole people
to watch their stupid, ridiculous shows?"

Celes: "If you have such a low opinion of them, then
why do you spend so much time trying to mark
your territory there? If you were truly above
them, would you not just ignore them?"

Holly: "Like I usually do to you?"

Celes: "Actually you spend a lot of time attempting
to irritate me. But ironically enough, it's
the things you do when you aren't thinking
solely of me, that anger me the most."

Holly: "Ohhh! So are you feeling jealous because I didn't
attack Marie Reyes for YOU?" *Holly smirks*

Celes: "I don't know if you intentionally twist
words or if you are just too dumb to
comprehend. Nor do I really care. But
I am glad you are out here now..."

Holly: "Well clearly you missed me!"

Celes: "I am going to punish you for getting
involved in LAWLiday to the extent
that you have. The next time you attend
a LAWL event, uninvited, and do anything
BUT sit in the audience as a fan, you
will be further punished HERE."

Holly: "Are...are you going to lecture me
until my brain melts and ears bleed?
Cause, since you've been here, that's
been your main form of punishment!"

Celes: "Tonight...you will be defending your
OG-Joshi World Title in the main event."


*Holly's smile turns to one of shock*


Holly: "Oh no! I'm not even healed yet from the
Anniversary Show! Even though I beat Haley,
she screwed up my leg again! You can't do this!"

Celes: "If your leg was so screwed up, then you
should not have put yourself in a position
where you could have been further injured
at the LAWL show. You didn't seem to have
a problem attacking people then. So I
would say your leg is healed just enough
to participate in a match for your Title."


*Holly is stewing in anger*


Celes: "Would you like to know your opponent?
That is unfortunate. Because you will
not find out until right before the
match tonight. I will see you in the
ring when its time for the main even-"

Holly: "NO f'n way!! Just cause I slapped that
Reyes bitch up side the head? She
freakin deserved it for doing what
she did to me last year with that damn
snow woman! All I did was take revenge
on Marie Reyes and LAWL. And you have
to punish me cause no LAWLer is brave
or strong enough to stand up for-"


*"California Love" hits as Alicia Gordon, wearing
a LAWL shirt and the 1337 Title around her waist, SPRINTS
to the ring and immediately gets in Holly's face. The
fans are going nuts as Alicia is staring stone faced
right into Holly's eyes. Holly even backs up a bit
as General Celes gets in between them.*


Holly: "Is...is SHE my opponent for later?"

Celes: "I just said I was punishing you, not
throwing you in for slaughter. There's
no way I'd let you two face off at
anything other then a PPV anyway. As
much as I'd love to watch Alicia maim
you, so would our fans. They'd PAY for it.
Geese wouldn't allow me to give away
that match for free, now would I want to."

Alicia: "I'm not out here for anything OTHER then
answers, Holly. If I had wanted you taken
out right now...you'd already be
on the ground unconscious..just like
Juli Krieger was at the Three yea-"

*Holly laughs*

Alicia: "Something funny?"

Holly: "Oh...it's just that I've heard THAT
name before. It IS funny to me how
Juli Krieger keeps showing up in the
same places as you and I, isn't it?"

ALicia: "What exactly are you saying?"

Holly: "Me? Oh I was just pointing out a
random observation...how would I
know why Juli Krieger keeps targetting you!?"


*Holly's face twitches as if to conceal a smile. She
also begins whistling with her hands behind her back.*


Alicia: "If you know something about her, you'd
better tell me RIGHT NOW."

Holly: "Oh geez, you moron, do I have to spell
out EVERYTHING for you LAWLers?"

*Holly rolls her eyes as Alicia steps forward. Celes
cautions her with one finger and briefly intervenes*

Celes: "I would not suggest you push this
woman any further, Holly. There
are limits to what I can and WOULD
do to protect you right from her."

Holly: "Ok, get this straight,'General'. The day
I need YOU protecting me is the day Mr.
Figaro takes those Kim photos off his wall."


Mr. Figaro: "Artistic hobby only...really"

Mr. Clyde: "I won't ask WHAT that hobby is..."



Alicia: "Tell me what you know about Krieger, NOW."

Holly: "Let's see. She's German, she probably
loves chocolate! She has kinda drab
taste in clothes but burnt orange is
coming back, I hear. She probably likes
taking long walks on beaches, while
stomping on crabs and other animals..."

*Alicia bursts forward to Holly. Celes catches
Alicia but is barely able to hold onto her as Alicia screams*


Alicia: "WHY WAS JULI KRIEGER WITH YOU AT LAWLIDAY!"


Holly: "Ahh, the million dollar question!! Why
didn't you just ask in the first place?
I'm all for foreplay, but I'd prefer it
not be with the two blond unics of OG-Joshi!"

Celes: "You have about five seconds until I can
no longer hold Alicia back anymore. You
have two seconds until I stop trying."


*Holly rolls out of the ring while holding her microphone.
She smiles on the outside and takes a nearby chair.*


Holly: "I've got the chair but YOU two should sit
down. This might take some 'splainin."

Alicia: "I've got all the time in the world for
this. It's YOU who may be short on time."

Holly: "Cute, very cute. But I doubt you'll keep
up your happy LAWL cliches much longer.
You see...Juli's appearance with me at
LAWLiday was our first PUBLIC appearance
together. But really, we have talked MANY
times before! We've gotten to know each
other quite well over the last year. In fact,
say, have EITHER of you ever given thought
as to how and WHY Juli Krieger came to
OG-Joshi last year in the FIRST PLACE?"

Celes: "That occurred before I officially took General
status and power in OG-Joshi. All I was told
about Juli Krieger was that she was spotted
during a stop on the Haley Cannon World Tour."

Holly: "Correct, but incomplete. Do you know
WHO spotted her? It was thanks to ME!"

*Alicia and Celes look shocked*


Holly: "Yes, little old sexy me! Back before you
arrived, Celes, I had a number of duties
in OG-Joshi as an executive. Mainly business
and marketing as that was, and still is,
my position with Orochi-O's Inc. Long
story short, I know more about those
two subjects then Celes knows about
"chicks with dix" and Alicia knows
about ugly frumpy warmups suits. Thanks
to Sandy Morton for THAT piece of info."

Holly: "But I obviously could not be everywhere
at once so I had a number of underlings.
One marketing intern of mine went on the
Haley Cannon World Tour along with a small
camera crew. Obviously we wanted to drum
up publicity for the tour to make it a fully
profitable one. During Haley's stop off
in one of the German towns, my underling
decided to attend a show and watch the matches.
He saw Juli Krieger wrestle and ran over to
the camera crew so they would film footage of
her due to her impressive size and abilities.
He immediately had the tape shipped to me back
in NY and I dropped everything to fly to Germany
to see her. I met Juli Krieger and offered
her a wrestling position in OG-Joshi. The
timing was right for her as I learned. She
had been unhappy with how her local promotion
had been treating her. They weren't giving her
enough opportunities and punishing her for
her aggressiveness. Sounds familiar, eh?
*cough* General Celes* cough"

Alicia: "I'm sure her "aggressiveness" translated
to "unnecesary violence" in German as it does in
english. That's the only language she speaks."

Holly: "Cute metaphor there, LAWL girl. You gonna
stick that on a tshirt with a banana? Now,
back to MY story. So I offered Juli a spot on
the OG-Joshi roster. It wasn't hard getting
the paper work done, but I paid special
attention to having my name totally wiped away
from the acquisition. I didn't want anyone
to know I was behind it, or at all related
to it. In fact, I stayed as far away from
her as I could last year just so there was
no suspicion that she and I were in cahoots."

Holly: "Cahoots for WHAT, you ask? Well, if you
remember, Haley's world Tour, and by
extension, THIS STORY, takes place in early
2006, shortly AFTER the LAWLiday 2005 show.
The show where Marie, Snow Woman, and YOU,
Alicia, embarrassed me. Juli Krieger was
MY REVENGE on you, Alicia, you talentless,
little, whiny sh*t. I brought in Juli with
the express condition that she MAIM you as
soon as she gets onto the roster. Now, it
took a bit longer then I expected because
she wanted to have fun with it. That little
plan of suckering you into the match by
acting innocent, that was HER idea. She
didn't even mind almost crippling you.
In fact, everything she has said about
that incident IS true. It's just that it
wasn't the whole story cause there was
no mention of me. But you see, Juli DID
want to make a name for herself AND wanted
to do it by crushing the weak girls of
OG-Joshi like you, Alicia Gordon. All
that was true and I couldn't agree with
it more. Juli had fun doing what she did
to you, and I had fun watching it. Watching
you get almost crippled in the ring early
last year. Watching you crying in the hospital
worried that your career was over and that
you'd never wrestle again. Watching you get
laid out in the Last Woman Standing match.
I LOVED It...it was DELICIOUS to watch
my revenge play out as beautifully as it did.
And then, last month at LAWLiday 2006, I
finished my revenge by punishing Marie and
Snow Woman for their actions at LAWLiday
2005. Devil Goose took out Snow Woman and Juli
took out your little friend Marie. But my
proudest achievement was punishing YOU, Alicia."

*General Celes is silent as Alicia is just looking down,
an emotionless look on her face. Holly continues.*


Holly: "For one whole year, my plan terrorized
you! It almost took away your career!!
Your passion! Not cause of Juli...cause
of ME. She did the dirty work but it was
ME who planned it, it was me who wanted
you taken out. And while Juli had a bit
of a mistep at the 3 Year show, she got
even again at LAWLiday 2006. She knocked
your friend Marie upside her head, allowing
her to get further beaten up by whatever
reject that LMAO Mask thing is. I don't
really care what happens between them,
but watching Juli knock Marie on her ass
was priceless. Almost as priceless as
watching YOU look on in horror, total
helplessness, and utter delicious, f'n
confusion as it was happening. And
I'll tell you what. If you EVER get in
my way and embarrass me like you did
at LAWLiday 2006, then I promise you that
Juli and I will finis-"

*Alicia went from zero to PLANCHA in 2 seconds...Holly
didn't even have time to register it. Alicia vaulted herself
over the top rope and smashed Holly with a lightning quick
plancha. Alicia then began to kick Holly in the ribs and
stomp her leg on the outside of the ring. Finally, Celes
runs to break them up and calls in further security. The
security team seperates them as Alicia has a murderous
look on her face while Holly looks half pained and half
amused. She staggers a bit but starts to leave the area
on her own power after grabbing her Championship Belt.*


Celes: "You aren't off the hook later, Holly.
You still have to defend your title."

Holly: "No way...not after that maniac...and
IDIOT! Are you STUPID, Alicia!? I
said that if you f*cked with me
again, I'd have Juli tear you apart!"

*Alicia is being held back by like five security guards
and is really making them earn their pay!*


Holly: "Nope...I'm not getting back in
that ring when that pyscho is on
the loose! You get her OUT of
the building and only THEN I'll
wrestle. And don't even THINK
of stripping me of the title cause
you know that sh*t won't fly with
Geese. He's not gonna let you
do that and we BOTH know it. He
knows you are trying to cheat me
out of that title, everyone knows!"


*Celes thinks for a moment and then walks over
to Alicia. She puts her hand on her shoulder but
Alicia is struggling so furiously, Celes thinks
better of it and maintains some distance.*


Celes: "Miss Gordon, I can appreciate
the anger you feel right now. But
if you will listen for a moment,
I believe that I can propose a
mutually beneficial agreement
and plan with you. Tonight, both
you AND I would love to see Holly
lose her Title, correct? I have
a contender in the back of which
I promised a Title shot last year.
And tonight I will be offering it
to her due to Holly's vulnerability,
as part of Holly's punishment."

*Alicia is literally ROARING now*

Alicia: "I WANT HOLLY NOW!"

Holly: "Does LAWL hand out rabies shots?
I think she missed hers and got
bit by a rabid tomato or something!"

Celes: "Alicia, please. If you agree to
leave the arena now, you will be
making a choice that can lead to
Holly losing her title: the thing
she loves MOST. And you can be
instrumental in taking that away
from her with your cooperation. But
if that isn't enough...and by your
expression, it appears not to be,
then consider THIS proposal."

Celes: "If you leave the arena now and do
not further attack Holly tonight,
I will give you a match with her.
I can not say when as there are
obviously considerations of who
deserves the next title sho-"

Alicia: "I WANT HER IN A FIGHT! TITLE
OR NO TITLE...I WANT HER BLOOD!"


*Holly's smile completely fades and she starts
rapidly walking backstage before Celes glances at her
and motions her to stay put.*

Celes: "Ok, you got it. You will get your
fight with Holly. I have never
done you wrong, Miss Gordon. Please
trust this matter in my hands and
I will take care of it. In the meantime,
allow me to make it possible for that
wretched woman to lose a belt that
she does not, in my opinion, deserve."


*Holly gives Celes the evil eye. Luckily Celes
had proper MagDefense and equipment. (sorry, but
such references will only get more frequent!)*


Celes: "So...are we in agreement?"

*Alicia looks hard at Holly, tries to struggle
out of the guards once more but fails, then finally
nods to Celes. Holly breathes a small sigh of relief.*


Celes: "Guards...please escort Miss Gordon
to her lockerroom and then to the
exit. Be respectful of her mood
and good status here in OG-Joshi.
And be careful too...she is not
in her right mind, but for good
reason. I will speak with you
at a later time, Alicia. I am truly
sorry for what Holly has done to you."

Alicia: "I DON'T WANT PITY...I JUST WANT HER BLOOD!"


*Celes looks shocked as the guards move Alicia out
of the ring area and to the backstage. Celes stares
at Holly for a few seconds and then shakes her head.*


Celes: "I don't think you'll make it this
time, really. You simply have pushed
her too far. But really, as much as that
fierce warrior wants your blood on her
hands...you still have to worry tonight
about keeping the gold in yours. So I
will see you out here for the main event
later where I will announce your
challenger. Have an enjoyable time
training and reflecting on your
errors of judgement. It appears that
your wretched behavior will finally lead
to your undoing, and I will be watching
your downfall the whole time, enjoying it."


*Celes smirks and walks past Holly who is still
staring at the area where Alicia Gordon was before.*



Mr. Clyde: "Uh...we better cut to commercials."

[OrochiGeese]

*Commercials for LAWLiday 2006...aka the show constantly
alluded to for the last 5 aeons of Voltage time!*

www.lawl.freeservers.com/shopping_page.html





Mr. Figaro: "Um...well, I think Alicia Gordon is
about to leave the arena tonight but
wow, I just don't know what to say."

Mr. Clyde: "I don't know whether to be more shocked
at Holly's announcement or Alicia's
reaction. You'd figure Alicia would
be angry, i just didn't think a reaction
like THAT would even be possible from
her. We have heard her say she can
be pushed and we saw it against Juli.."

Mr. Figaro: "Who we now know came after Alicia mainly
cause of Holly's desire for revenge.."

Mr. Clyde: "But we just saw Alicia almost tear
Holly apart, limb from limb. She
made a declaration of blood...and
then was accompanied out of the arena.
Again, I understand where she is
coming from and I certainly would
feel the same way...but I think
Holly may have pushed Alicia to a
point that Holly didn't foresee.
Remember that no one saw Alicia's
'edge' until months after she was
injured by Juli. So Holly simply
underestimated Alicia's capabilities.
And I think she even realized that
tonight when seeing Alicia's reaction."

Mr. Figaro: "And Holly still has to be on her
mental game tonight cause she has
to defend her OG-Joshi World Title
later...and she STILL has a hurt leg!"

Mr. Clyde: "But tonight is far from over folks.
And right now we have another match
for you. We will once again be
seeing Lori Cuozzo compete..."

*Mr. Figaro shivers*

Mr. Figaro: "There are SO many great pieces of
as...um joshi back there! Why the
hell do we need to see the "Snooze"?"

Mr. Clyde: "When she said that she doesn't want
anyone to call her the "Coose", I
don't think THAT's a name she wanted
people to use as its replacement..."

Mr. Figaro: "Pbsst" (raspberry)

Mr. Clyde: "Now the desk is all wet..."

Mr. Figaro: "Who is Snooze's opponent?"

Mr. Clyde: "Lisa Robinson. Who is starting the
new year with a new outfit."

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, that sounds promising. She's
pretty quiet but has a smokin body!"

Mr. Clyde: "Lisa Robinson had her best success
yet in OG-Joshi during the previous
Tag Team Tournament. Though she and
her partner Lana lost to Kaori and
Jenny, they made it a very close
match. They also had already beaten
Yoyo Banzai and DARKNESS Diva in the
previous round in a decisive match."

Mr. Figaro: "I decisively hope Lisa wins tonight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Lori has been complaining about a
lack of serious competition after
easily mauling both Sandy Morton
and Keina of KENTA Army."

Mr. Figaro: "Lisa Robinson is a much more serious
competitor then either of those two.
Though, in Keina's defense, that WAS
one of her first one on one matches
here. She has gotten better since then."

Mr. Clyde: "But as you said, both of those wrestlers
are somewhat...distracted in the ring."

Mr. Figaro: "Lisa will be focused on victory tonight
to continue the momentum she picked up
in the tag tournament. We will see how
Snoozy Mc Snoozington..also known as
"Da Snooze" or "Snoozaluff*gus..."

Mr. Clyde: "We get it...you don't like Lori Cuozzo."

Mr. Figaro: "How could I? How could YOU!? Along with
her blatant disrespect to the WONDER
that is Kim Cross, Cuozzo routinely
insults OG-Joshi!! Clyde, you LOVE
OG-Joshi, and its focus on competition,
with all your ninja heart...well what
ever is left over from lovin Kat Black,
and I'm guessing Kat keeps you pretty busy!"

Mr. Clyde: "It is true that Lori Cuozzo's comments
have been...off putting, but I've been
willing to give her the benefit of
the doubt due to her impressive in ring
performances. She is smart, aggressive,
strong, and has dominated her matches so far.
And whether she expects it or not, she is
going to be tested more and more as
the caliber of her opponents rise. I do
believe that she will eventually gain
respect for OG-Joshi and its wrestlers"

Mr. Figaro: "Can't we just get Holly, once she
heals, to just straight out embarrass
Lori? Not just in the ring...but with
WORDS!! Or ordering her like fifty
pizzas like Holly did to Jo! In fact,
I have it on good authority THAT is
how Holly finally defeated her!"

Mr. Clyde: "The "Pizza Predator" strategy is
a sound one, but I think Jo Ryder
and Lori Cuozzo are a bit more
resistant to its emotional warfare
then you give them credit for."

Mr. Figaro: "Lori's a smellyface. She smells!"

Mr. Clyde: "Ok...and it looks like we've just
about exhausted any usefulness
we are going to get from Mr. Figaro
on this matter. So let's just get
to the match and hope that he
has a chance to regenerate his mind!"

Mr. Figaro: "A stupid smellyface...that hates fun!
WHY MUST YOU HATE FUN LORI!?"




Match #2: Lisa Robinson vs. Lori Cuozzo





Mr. Figaro's corner


Mr. Figaro: "What do you call a stupid smellyface that
smells her own stupid smelly face!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Uh..."

Mr. Figaro; "The Snooze!! YEAH!! TAKE THAT!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes...take it and put it in the
garbage as the world's worst insult."

Mr. Figaro: "Ouch, burn!! You just served me
worse then Lori gets served in
a wrestling ring! You hear that,
Snooze? You gonna get SERVED!"

Mr. Clyde: "What the hell does that even mean?"

Mr. Figaro: "I...I don't know...i just heard some
kids saying it after they danced weird
in front of me yesterday and started
laughing. I thought it was funny too."


*Mr. Clyde sighs*





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Mr. Clyde: "And chalk up another victory for..."

Mr. Figaro: "DAMN DAMN DAMN!! She cheated! She
obviously cast "Anti-Robinson 4" before
the match and was unable to be harmed!"

Mr. Clyde: "What esper do you suppose she learned
THAT spell from? Stop being ridiculous."

Mr. Figaro: "No! I will not stop!! It's my right as
a pro wrestling announcer to be ridiculous
and make totally outlandish claims that
are not supported by facts!! READ THE MANUAL!"

Mr. Clyde: "At least acknowledge that Lori had some
tougher competition but was able to
surmount it without too much of a
problem. Lisa did get some offence in,
but I once again got the sense that Lori
was toying with her. Lori tested Lisa
to see what she was able to do. Once
Lori got bored, she easily ended the
match with her "Roller Bomb" finisher."

Mr. Figaro: "I think Lisa should have checked the
stats on her new clothing before she
equipped them. Down arrows mean BAD,
Lisa! BAD! Go back to your old clothes!
If you sold them and can't to buy them
again, then go fight random house show
battles to get money and level up!"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't think it works that way in
this world. Lisa put up a good fight
but was just overwhelmed by a much
better opponent. There is no shame
there but I am sure Lisa will learn
from the experience..."

Mr. Figaro: "You only get experience points if you WIN!"

Mr. Clyde: "We'll have quite enough of that for
now. As it looks like Lori is heading
to one of the corners of the ring
to request...no, DEMAND a microphone.
I guess we are going to hear what
she thought of the increased caliber
of competition we just gave her."





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*Lori grabs the mic shortly after the match and walks to the
center of the ring, throwing a kick at the still recovering
Lisa Robinson on the way. The crowd heat towards her is
MOLTEN but she doesn't stop to let it die down before she
speaks, SCREAMING out to the fans as only she can*


Lori: "I know, right? LET IT OUT!!! LET OG-JOSHI KNOW YOU
WANT SOME COMPETITION FOR THE SCREAM QUEEN!!!"


*Crowd continues to jeer loudly, except it's pretty obvious
they aren't mad about the match quality. Soda cups and other
items of food are thrown her way and a few loud "You Suck"'s
can be heard over the din*

Lori: (Looking down on the mat at a half eaten burger that j
ust missed her) See? This is what I don't get (?) about
this place? They hire new talent (?) that OBVIOUSLY has
what it takes to compete, right? And nobody wants to see
(?) a premium athlete having her skills wasted in
blow-outs, right? SO WHY IN THE HELL AM I JERKING THE
CURTAIN WITH THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL?!?!"

*Almost in unison the entire audience lets fly with a
sarcastic "AWWWWWWWWW". Lori scowls at the reaction and
more than a few fans remind her that she doesn't even
want to be in OG-JOSHI in the first place*

Lori: Hey! Just because I'm still waiting (?) to get reinstated
in Roller Derby (?) doesn't mean I don't want to make a
decent living here in the meantime, okay? What you all
don't seem to understand (?) is, being a REAL athlete,
not some beauty queen with a sports bra (?), I am capable
of taking on and BEATING anyone in this pathetic excuse
for a sport! That's why I keep getting fed these bimbos every
time I get booked, okay? It's got nothing to do (?) with
how much I hate it here!! Celes, Geese, whoever runs this
glorified fashion show (?) needs to stop worrying about me
showing up their top stars (?) and start giving their audience
something worth watching! (She laughs and continues) There
has to be at least ONE "wrestler" (accents this with finger
quotes) back there (?) with some fire in their belly?...well,
at least the kind not caused by a venereal disease, right?"



*The crowd continues booing until another sound dominates
the arena. That of "Fields of Fantasy" as General Celes
comes out to ringside looking quite disgusted at Lori.
She walks to the ring and gets right in Lori's face.*


Celes: "What exactly do you think you are doing? If you
have something to say about my matchmaking, you
come to me privately and discuss it. I should
fine and punish you right now for airing..."


*Celes stops because she sees Mr. Figaro running into
the ring from the corner of her eye. She turns to him*


Celes: "Thank you but I really can handle this myself."

*Mr. Figaro points accusingly at Lori*


Figaro: "Celes...don't go too easy on her! All Lori
does is badmouth OG-Joshi! Who the hell
does she think she is? She doesn't even
deserve to be here with that mouth of
hers!! She doesn't even WANT to be here
either! She insults all of the talent
and says you hold her back! Every time she
says that, she disrespects you! NO ONE
disrespects you, not on my watch!"

Celes: "Yes, I appreciate that and know you and
Clyde are here to back me up but I really.."

Figaro: "Plus, she STILL hasn't apologized to
Kim Cross for the terrible things she
said! Make her apologize to Kim!! It's
only fair!! Kim deserves it!! YEA KIM!"


*Lori rolls her eyes as Celes moves Figaro to
the corner and calms him down a bit. As she begins
walking back to face Lori, we hear "Stealing Society,"
by System of a Down, come onto the speakers as OG-Joshi
wrestler Lana walks to the ring with an angry look.
She points to the timekeeper and Celes nods.*


Celes: "Lana, your match is set to be next but we
are not ready for it yet. We still have
to take care of this 'situation'. I know
you want to wrestle Yoyo as soon as
possible but I just need you to be patient
for another minute as I deal with this
and then your match can begin."

Celes: "Now, Lori, if you have something else to...


Lori shakes her head in disgust and begins walking
out of the ring. But, in doing so, she ends up shoulder
bumping Lana out of the way. Lori turns and laughs a
bit as Lana shakes her head in anger. Lana then goes up to
Lori and pushes her back in retaliation. Figaro approaches
from behind Lana and begins egging Lana on: offering such
grand helpful advice as "OOOH! FIGHT! FIGHT!!" Lori then goes
to kick Lana in the stomach but Lana swiftly dodges to the right.*


Mr. Figaro: "OW!"


*Unfortunately for Figaro, he was not ALSO able to
dodge Lori's kick...which, in the abscence of Lana's
presence, found itself considerably lower on Figaro then
it would have on Lana...MUCH lower. Painfully lower."


Mr. Figaro: "Ooooooooohowowowowow!"


*Figaro's knees buckle and he immediately falls down
to the mat, rolling around as his face begins
alternating between purple and red.*


Mr. Figaro: "OWW!!!!!!"

Lana is still ready to fight but Lori begins
laughing and pointing at the downed Figaro. Celes
gets in front of Lana and walks right up to Lori.*


Celes: "For striking and injuring the...um, "pride"
of a member of the OG-Joshi commentary
team, I am now indefinitely suspending
you, Miss Cuozzo. Leave the show NOW. You
are not to return or have any participation
on future shows until and IF I change my mind."


*Lori shrugs her shoulders, laughs again at
Mr. Figaro, and then leaves the ring. Celes begins
helping Mr. Figaro up and walks with him to the
commentary booth. Clyde goes to get some ice
and we go to a brief commercial break...a break
ironically dedicated to the Valentine's Day
version of the vibrating Mr. Figaro doll....

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "And it appears that..."

Mr. Figaro: "OWWWWWW! CLYDE!! SHE KICKED THE TWINS!
SHE KICKED THE FIGARO TWINS!! THEY
WERE IN SOUTH FIGARO AND NOW THEY'RE
IN KOHLINGEN!! OWWWWWWWWW!"

Mr. Clyde: "Folks...Mr. Figaro is using highly
specialized medical terms...not at
all connected to geographic locations."

Mr. Figaro: "CUOZZO IS GONNA PAY!"

Mr. Clyde: "She already DID pay. As you probably
did not hear what happened due to
your...'status ailment'...General Celes
has suspended Lori from Voltage on
an indefinite basis. That means that
Lori can't return until Celes allows
her too. And given what we saw tonight
with all of Lori's disrespect for Celes,
OG-Joshi, and potential future generations
of Figaro's...it looks like it will be
a long time until Lori returns here."

Mr. Figaro: "MY GROIN!!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Or THERE either...for that matter."

Mr. Figaro: "I hope Kim saw how I stood up for her!"

Mr. Clyde: "Or, more accurately, rolled around
for her. Though for your sake, maybe its
best that Kim DOESN'T learn of the injured
state of affairs of your...'blitz brothers'"

Mr. Figaro: "I bet she could make them all better!!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'd rather you not elaborate so I'll
just assume you implied an emotionally
supportive role from her..."

Mr. Figaro: "How about orally applying that support?!"

Mr. Clyde: "What I will not be able to imply, however,
is the future of Lori Cuozzo. Not only
has she been suspended from OG-Joshi but
she is STILL on suspension from her roller
derby league. Not exactly a shining resume
of good behavior. And with her two most likely
chances of employment gone, where else can
she find a job that even allows a modicum of
the aggression she has? I think its going to
be difficult for her to find employment but she
has brought it on herself with her behavior."

Mr. Figaro: "She'd fit well in Zozo..."

Mr. Clyde: "What was that?"

Mr. Figaro: "Ice is swell, me so so."

Mr. Clyde: "Good, you are a quick healer then. Let us
get to the next match as one of the
participants are already in the ring.
And Lana has showed in the past that she
will not allow anyone to disrespect her
or push her around. Lori had no reason
to bump into Lana like that, and Lana
did not back down. As much as Lana was
already in the mood to fight when she
got here tonight, now she is even more
aggressive then she was. She wants another
go at Yoyo Banzai who similarly disrespected
her a few months ago. While Lana and Lisa
were able to beat Yoyo and Diva, as
previously mentioned, in the Tag Tournament,
Lana still wants to teach Yoyo Banzai
a lesson. But, as I said, this is a
Tag team match so there are two other..."

Mr. Figaro: "NO!! I totally forgot!! Getting kicked
in the twins will do that...but I totally
forgot that Kim Cross is wrestling now!"

Mr. Clyde: "S..sorry."

Mr. Figaro: "I can't even enjoy a Kim match like I
usually do...this is a dark day for wrestling!"

Mr. Clyde: "And yet, it means we won't have to DARKEN
the announce booth lighting to avoid
unleashing the horrors on the audience
that you usually unleash during Kim matches."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm too hurt from the kick and numb
from the ice to do anything! *whimpers*

Mr. Clyde: "Pull yourself together. This is the
first time that Kim Cross and Tigress
Mask will be in a formal match. As
some of you will remember, Tigress Mask
was the previous guest on the "Truths
and Assumpions" talk show hosted by none
other then Kim Cross. Things got testy..."

Mr. Figaro: "Please use another choice of words..."

Mr. Clyde: "Things got heated after Kim Cross accused
Tigress of having a terrible 2006 and
asked if she'd continue to lose. Tigress
took offence to that, which in itself annoyed
Kim, and the two ended up rolling on the
mat exchanging submission holds and reversals."

Mr. Figaro: "That was SO hot but hurts to remember..."

Mr. Clyde: "They also challenged each other to face
off on the first Voltage of 2007, but
General Celes wanted to avoid another
uncontrollable situation between them
so she placed them in this tag match.
We will see how they do against each
other in this setting. Also of note
is the fact that Kim will again be
in the position to square off against
Lana. Kim and Lana had a very heated
rivalry during the summer of 2006 and
exchanged victories until Kim finished
the feud at the Unleashed PPV. This
will be another chance for both of
them to take some shots at each other.
Though Kim may want to steer clear of
Lana tonight due to what we saw earlier
with her and Lori. As you can all
see, there are a lot of variables in
tonight's match. In fact, there is even
a past rivalry between Yoyo Banzai and
Tigress Mask as they faced off against
each other in the finals of the Kaori
NiGHT Invitational Tournament. Tigress
won that match and you can imagine that
Yoyo still wants to avenge that loss."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd appreciate the multiple layers of
feuds and storytelling here if my
BALLS WERE NOT ON FIRE WITH PAIN!"

Mr. Clyde: "Hopefully the audience is in a less
impaired state then you are..."

Mr. Figaro: "No, they ALL have sympathy pain for me!
People all around the world are now
watching this show and clutching themselves
in a perverse mixture of pleasure and pain!"

Mr. Clyde: "Voltage: The show that hurts so good."

Mr. Figaro: "Figures, you make a joke when I'm too
hurt to enjoy it...UGH...this is torture!
Don't worry Kim, I'm taping your match
so I can fully "enjoy" it later!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure she and all of us were just
thrilled to know that. Thank you."

Mr. Figaro: "I gotta entertain you all despite...owwwwwwww!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let us quickly get to the next match."




Match #3: Lana/Tigress Mask vs. Yoyo Banzai/Kim Cross





Figaro's corner


Mr. Figaro: "I...I gotta...just one joke...owwwww..."

Mr. Clyde: "Just sit back and watch the match please."

Mr. Figaro: "I love you Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Mr. Clyde: "That will just have to do."







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Mr. Clyde: "That was quite an effort by Yoyo Banzai
at the end of the match. She appeared to
have hurt the back of her neck delivering
a suplex but she toughed it out and was
actually able to seal the victory over
Lana. That makes them now tied in tag
match victories over each other."

Mr. Figaro: "So Kim's team won!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, weren't you WATCHING?"

Mr. Figaro: "I tried...i really did. But everytime
I looked at Kim...well, I felt "movement"
and then a LOT of pain. So I just started
to stare at my desk, instead, to make sure
I wouldn't get overstimulated. Unfortunately
I then saw Kim's image in the desk and started
to feel pain again. So I decided to stare
at a picture of Jo Ryder and Eddie Swan.
Now I feel somewhat nausaeas, but my balls
feel better! Thanks you two!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure Eddie will be very thankful that
he and Jo helped you in this time of need."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim and I haven't forgotten about them after
they were rude to us at LAWLiday!!"

Mr. Clyde: "But from what we saw tonight, Kim has a lot
to think about with Tigress Mask. Tigress
and Kim went toe to toe tonight and they
look as if they want to go at it again.
I am sure General Celes is monitoring this
situation and considering giving them a
one on one match. With the skills that both
these women possess and SHARE, it will be a
very competitive bout between the two and
I hope it happens sooner rather then later."

Mr. Figaro: "But not sooner then I can heal, ok!?"

Mr. Clyde: "As for Lana facing Yoyo again, I am not
so sure about the timeframe on that due
to Yoyo's injury. She appears to still be
able to stand but she's definitely holding
her neck. Its hard to tell if she is in
pain, due to her mask blocking her facial
expression, but she is favoring that neck.
It might be a little while before she and
Lana can step back in the ring with each
other but they certainly have continued
their rivalry tonight. Remember that Yoyo
is a master at mind games. While it seemed
as if Lana would be helped tonight by her
increased fury due to the Lori situation,
it appeared as if Yoyo was the one who may
have benefitted more. Lana's attention was
clearly divided among Yoyo and Lori. And,
against someone as smart and wily as Yoyo,
that can pose a real problem. Yoyo took
advantage of that fact and might have caught
Lana off guard a number of times. Though it
is clear that Lana did a LOT of damage to
Yoyo thoughtout the match, Still, Yoyo hung on
and won the match despite that injury. But
Lana will be looking for a rematch and
to come back stronger in the future."

Mr. Figaro: "In the meantime, Lana is in an odd
position. Because now it looks like
Yoyo may be out for a month or two
due to her neck and Lori just got
RIGHTFULLY kicked the f*ck out of...

Mr. Clyde: "'Indefinitely suspended' was the language
that General Celes used. Let's not
presume Lori is done with OG-Joshi."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, I think my friendship with
General Celes and my OMG backstage
politics will get me what I want."

Mr. Clyde: "The Only thing that your 'politics' got
you in that situation TONIGHT was that
sporty ice pack on your injured groin."

Mr. Figaro: "Sad Figaro...sad, sad Figaro."

Mr. Clyde: "But you DO bring up a good point. With
both Lori and Yoyo gone, how will Lana
handle this situation? Yoyo has been an
enemy of her's for a few months and Lori
really just for one night. Celes already
said that Lana and Kim won't be getting
another singles match for a long time
as well. Lana is going to have to find
something or someone to occupy her time."

Mr. Figaro: "Heh...just like Lori...that no good
smelly stupid stinkyface SNOOZE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes...way to wrap it all up there."

Mr. Figaro: "I won't forget about this Snooze!! My
balls will have the last laugh!!"




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Mr. Clyde: "On that festive note, we are now
about to go backstage to our main
OG-Joshi interviewer, Jean Carter."

Mr. Figaro: "MEAN Jean Carter!!"


*We go backstage to said Jean Carter*



Jean: "Jean Carter here, awaiting Eris Byrne - a new face
to OG-Joshi. This looks like her now..."

*A young woman pushes her way through the door behind Jean.
She's wearing black bike leathers and carrying a motorcycle
helmet in her left hand, so it should be safe to say that
she's just entered the building. Dark purple hair frames
her face, matching the colour of her lips. She slows her
step, getting a vaguely annoyed look on her face as a
microphone is shoved in front of her.*

Jean: "Ms Byrne, could we get your thoughts o--"

Eris: "Shut it. General Celes's office?"

Jean: "Erm... that's right over there, why?"

Eris: "Then get the hell out of my face... I don't
have time for your stupid questions."

*With that, Mean Jean is unceremoniously shoved aside
and Eris stalks past her, out of frame*

Jean: "Er... back to you, Clyde and Figaro?"




Mr. Figaro: "A woman of few words...but nice attire!
Gotta love a girl in black leather!"

Mr. Clyde: "General Celes had mentioned to me that
we have some new talent coming in this
year to OG-Joshi and Eris looks to be
the first. While I am glad she is
willing to get right to business, she
might want to be a bit more respectful
to Voltage staffers just doing their job."

Mr. Figaro: "OUCH...scolded by Mr. Clyde on the first night!"

Mr. Clyde: "More of a warning after what happened to
another woman who attacked a Voltage staffer
earlier tonight, as I'm sure you remember well."

Mr. Figaro: "TOO well...you know who else remembers? My balls!"

Mr. Clyde: "So in addition to being able to laugh, they
also have a memory? Apparently you were bewitched."

Mr. Figaro: "Well I can name a few chicks who put a spell on me!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's just get to the main event of tonight.
A match which we did not know was to take
place until a little earlier tonight when
General Celes announced that OG-Joshi World
Champion Holly would have to defend that
Title tonight against a mystery opponent of
General Celes' preference. This could be
ANYONE here on the OG-Joshi roster."

Mr. Figaro: "Keep in mind that Holly's left leg is still
in bad condition after the onslaught of
Haley Cannon during the Tag Tournament and
the Championship match at the 12/13/06
3 year Anniversary PPV. Holly is also
totally unprepared to wrestle anyone
tonight. All she knew was that she had
to be in attendance for this show. She
asked me why but I had no idea either. I
just figured she was gonna get honored for
winning the Globally Honored Pants again!"


*"Kick em when he's Down" plays as Holly comes out in
her wrestling attire and a bandaged left leg. She gets
into the ring and carefully looks around her.*

Mr. Clyde: "She's still spooked from what happened
with Alicia Gordon before."

Mr. Figaro: "Who can blame her? Well, for being scared
at least. She does obviously have to take
a degree of responsibility for the situation."

Mr. Clyde: "You heard it all from her mouth, after all.
There's no denying she said all that and
I really doubt she'd lie about it. She
kept her plan hidden in order to make it
work but she isn't one to lie. Rather,
she loves to point out the truth and
rub her victories in other's faces. It
just may happen though that her prior
success against Alicia may lead to a
bigger problem for Holly in the long run."

Mr. Figaro: "And right now she obviously has her
attention split as we saw before with
Lana. Only this time, the stakes are
higher. If Holly isn't able to quickly
focus on her challenger, then she may
lose her Championship tonight."

[OrochiGeese]

*General Celes comes out (no theme song...three times
in one night is a bit much, eh?) with a microphone.*


Celes: "The challenger for your Title tonight
is not one you would expect. But since
she helped me out in a number of matters
last year, I am giving her this huge
opportunity. As some of you may remember,
a certain girl risked her health to help
HAWT*Wing, Kat Black, and I corner Crimson
Mask last year. In return, I granted her
the favor to get ANY match she wanted.
I informed her shortly after LAWLiday that
I'd be punishing you and forcing you to
put your Title on the line, Holly."

Holly: "Ok, really, that's great. But you see,
I have NO idea who you are talking about.
I haven't given enough of a damn to follow
what has been going on in OG-Joshi regarding
anyone BUT me. The ONLY other people I was
concentrating on last Fall was Sandy Morton,
Haley Cannon, and Valeriyah Belikov. And
that's cause of the Tag Title tournament and
my Title defense...SUCCESSFUL Title Defense,
I might add, at the 12/13 show. So I don't
need or CARE for you to lecture me why this
random wrestler is getting an unearned match
against the World Champion here. You are
obviously just trying to screw me by having
this match...and are trying to BORE me by
explaining it. Get the girl out here and
let me once again prove why I'm the ACE
of OG-Joshi and Professional Wrestling."

Celes: "Your little speech was longer then mine,
and you say I was boring you? Ahh, the
hypocrisy runs deep with you, doesn't it?"

Holly: "So does Johnny Wang. But I doubt you'd
know anything about such pleasures."



Mr. Figaro: "Johnny Wang and I are the McPro Tag Team
Champions!!!!! That was the highlight
of the last month for me! Certainly
better then the abuse I got tonight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Maybe he knows the proper way to properly
fix any injuries..."down there."

Mr. Figaro: "Apart from excessive chafing, I don't
think he's ever had a problem like this."



Celes: "Your opponent tonight ALSO has some
added motivation, Holly. If winning your
OG-Joshi Championship wasn't enough,
she had come running to me earlier
tonight. I believe she was a bit
crestfallen about the OG-FPD contract
situation going sour...specifically
in regards to one particular wrestler."


Mr. Clyde: "Uh oh..."


Celes: "So I assured her that if she won
tonight, through ANY MEANS POSSIBLE,
that I would make sure OrochiGeese
renews the contract of the former
OG-FPD World TV Champion: KENTA!"

Mr. Figaro: "Uh oh is right.."


Holly: "You...you don't mean?"

Celes: "Come on out, and win that title KEINA!!"


*Freckles* hits the speakers (rouder...uh, louder
then usual) as Keina from KENTA! Army runs out to the
ramp to HUGE apprause! She looks absolutely amazed and
happy with the fan response and blows everyone kisses.
She then hugs General Celes and takes the microphone.*[/i]


Keina: "THANK YOU GENERAL CERES!! I WILL WIN
CHAMPIONSHIP AND THEN YOU REINSTATE KENTA!
WE NEED HIM BACK SO WE CAN ALL ROVE HIM!!
AND TONIGHT I WILL WIN CHAMPIONSHIP
JUST LIKE HE DID!! SOLLY HORRY!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think she said sorry Holly...I THINK."

Holly: "Not as sorry as you're gonna be if you
dare come down here, you little twit."



*Keina runs down to the ring as Holly looks half shocked
and half concerned at the speed in which Keina is capable of.*


Mr. Clyde: "Ordinarily this would be an easy match.
Someone the caliber of Holly would have
no problem taking out Keina, a girl who
has less then five whole professional
wrestling matches in her career."

Mr. Figaro: "But tonight is not an ordinary night,
in fact I'd dare say its been one of
the strangest and most eventful nights
ever before on Voltage. And its about
to get stranger, and possibly more
eventful! I just hope my groin can
survive the rest of the night!"

Mr. Clyde: "Holly has a lot of things working
against her. Even if she was 100%,
Keina would still obviously have a
speed advantage. But with Holly's
hurt left leg, that advantage is
quite amplified. Even amplified to
the extent that Holly is visibly
nervous about it. Also, Keina has
known about this match for weeks,
and may even have had help preparing
from General Celes. Holly just learned
of the match a few hours ago and
learned of her opponent a minute ago."

Mr. Figaro: "Then we have the KENTA! factor, and
that may be the most crucial."

Mr. Clyde: "Before Keina had the chance to be
crushed about the abscence of KENTA!
from Voltage...Celes has given her
a chance to be a true hero TO KENTA.
If Keina wins tonight, then Celes has
promised that OrochiGeese will renew
his contract and rei-instate him. I
don't really know WHO he'd face, but
I'll let Geese and Celes handle that
if the situation actually occurs."

Mr. Figaro: "The one thing no one here can do is
underestimate Keina's love for KENTA.
But we CAN overestimate her skill in
properly using that love to help her
in the match. We can't fail to realize
how well Holly may be able to use
Keina's emotion against her as well."

Mr. Clyde: "This is the BEST chance Keina will
probably ever currently have to beat
Holly and win that Title. While it's
not necessarily a great chance, it's
more possible now then I could ever
have imagined it being at this point
in Keina's early wrestling career."

Mr. Figaro: "I would never underestimate Holly's
desire to hold onto that belt, especially
to further silence General Celes. But
when it comes to passion, you just can't
put anything past Keina's love for KENTA.
That has been proven...conclusively and
QUITE loudly over the past 6 months."

Mr. Clyde: "But Keina has to do more then love KENTA
and fight for him, she has to fight WELL.
She has to play to her own strengths and
target Holly's weaknesses. The speed
advantage here is huge as is the fact
that Holly can not use her skilled kicks
while Keina can. But Holly has shown that
she can compensate. She did it against
Haley Cannon. Granted, she had time to
prepare for Haley Cannon. The problem is
that Holly can't use that victory as
ONLY a positive. Yes, while injured, she
was able to defeat a healthy Haley Cannon.
That is a huge morale boost and one of
the biggest victories in her career. But
the damage Haley did may be JUST enough to
give Keina a real chance here. Whatever
doesn't kill you may make you mentally
stronger, but your body may still be
serious trouble. That is Holly's problem."

Mr. Figaro; "But we have seen Holly fight when the
odds are against her and her back is
against the wall. When it seems as if
everyone is out to get her and there is
no way she can triumph, she does just
that, and then some! This is certainly
another situation that will test her skills,
but is it one she can again succeed in?"

Mr. Clyde: "She'll have an opponent more serious and
driven then we've seen her in the past.
Keina is quite motivated right now and
for good reason. But I still think that
Holly's intelligence, ring saavy, ability
to not be 'constrained' by rules, and her
intense love for that OG-Joshi Championship
will be enough to beat Keina. I've seen
Holly come too far to lose her Title in
this way. But I think we are also going
to see the hardest fought match from Keina
that we have ever saw, and perhaps a look
at her true potential in that ring."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm just pissed I can't "enjoy" a Keina
match after I just got deprived of
"enjoying" a Kim match. Then again,
I'd probably blow some kinda fuse..."

Mr. Clyde: "You'd end up in worse shape then you
are in now. This is for the best."

Mr. Figaro: "Damn Snooze..."


Mr. Clyde: "And we are now ready for our main event,
the OG-Joshi World Championship match
between the challenger Keina and our
Champion, Holly. Here we go."




OG-Joshi World Championship Match



Match #4: Keina vs. Holly (c)



OG-Joshi World Championship Match



Match #4: Keina vs. Holly (c)






Figaro's corner:


Figaro: "If Keina doesn't win, and she becomes
very sad cause of KENTA's abscence, I
hope she knows she can come to me...
constantly...repeatedly...all night...
just um...not tonight...or tomorrow."

Clyde: "Cool it...this is a Championship match."

Figaro: "I have ice on my GROIN, Clyde! I can't
get much cooler then I am now!"

Clyde: "Ice 3 can fix that..."

Figaro: "Ok ok, I'll watch, I'll watch!!"

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Mr. Clyde: "Finally, after the best effort we've
EVER seen from Keina, Holly was able
to make her tap out to the "H-Lock 69."

Mr. Figaro: "I can not BELIEVE how close Keina came
to beating Holly and winning the Title!
And how many times Keina was able to
survive Holly's attacks. Certainly
Holly lost some strength due to her
leg but you gotta know how hard Keina
tried to win this match for KENTA!"

Mr. Clyde: "In the end though, Holly was able to
craftily dodge a Busaiku Knee. She
then quickly hit a vicious DDT to
get Keina to the ground. Then she
went right back to that knee that she
had been working on the entire match
to take away some of Keina's speed.
In fact, I'd wager that one of the
reasons Holly was able to dodge that
last Busaiku Knee was because it was
slower due to the damage Keina's legs
had endured throughout the match. And
then, once Holly had her down, she
slapped on that H-Lock 69 which has
won so many important matches for her."

Mr. Figaro: "Keina had no choice to tap out.
She isn't skilled enough to be able
to reverse that move or escape it
at that point in the match. And as
passionate as she was, the pain of
that hold sobered her up to reality
quite quickly. Keina didn't even have
time to try to mentally fight it off.
As soon as the move was cinched in at
that late point in the match and
that initial torque of pain was felt,
Keina tapped immediately."

Mr. Clyde: "Haley Cannon is the type of wrestler
that was able to hang on against the
H-Lock 69 at the end of a match. She
is a very rare breed. Holly was still
able to beat her but it just goes to
show that some wrestlers, some fighters
are able to go beyond the pain and
reverse a hold. We saw Holly do the
same against Haley and Jo Ryder in
the past as well. But that ability, it
takes experience in the ring, experience
in being in holds like that. The drive
comes from within but it needs to be
combined with what a wrestler learns
about themselves and their opponents
in past situations. This is the first
time Keina has ever been in such a
situation in such a big match. This
can be a big learning experience for
her, but it would have been shocking
to see her fight out of that situation
in this early point of her career."

Mr. Figaro: "Keina did quite well, really. But
even with all the factors against
Holly, Holly once again persevered.
She stuck to a very smart strategy
and did her best to keep a cool head
in a situation that was not in her
favor. She worked on Keina's leg
the entire match trying to neutralize
the speed advantage Keina had. And
Holly did just that, as we saw during
that crucial missed busaiku knee at
the end of the match. Holly's strategy
was smart and WORKED. That's why she won."

Mr. Clyde: "And you can tell Holly looks quite
relieved right now...but she also
has another look in her eye...uh oh."

Mr. Figaro: "I know THAT look, we've seen it in
her before...almost constantly! It's
the look of rage and revenge...and
I think Keina is in a fair bit of trouble."







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*Holly begins to catch her breath and then starts
kicking the leg of the downed Keina. She then puts
the H-Lock 69 back on and really tweaks it.*


Mr. Clyde: "You can't blame Holly for being angry
at having to defend the Title tonight,
but her issue is with General Celes,
not Keina. Keina just had the match
of her career and is exhausted, she
doesn't deserve this further attack."


*"Freckles" plays again on the speaker as Naomi
and Hiromi run down to ringside and begin to pry Holly
off of Keina. Holly finally gets up after Naomi sits
on her face and wiggles around.*


Mr. Figaro: "Wow...if I could have traded places
with Holly for just 5 seconds..."

Mr. Clyde: "And it appears Holly feels differently
about the merits of that "move". She
is now exhausted but is fighting against
Naomi and Hiromi. Of note is that this
is the first time we are publically
seeing Hiromi in a wrestling ring."

Mr. Figaro: "Her first time!? I'm missing the full
and delicious enjoyment of her first
time cause I got kicked in the groin!!
This has been THE worst night EVER!"

Mr. Clyde: "It looks like its gonna get much worse
for KENTA! Army then it was for you..."


*As we now see Juli Krieger walking quickly down
to ringside. She gets in the ring and easily throws
Naomi and Hiromi OFF of Holly. Meanwhile, Keina is
getting up slowly. Juli sees her and runs her freaking
over with a big axe bomber lariat. Keina is thoroughly
knocked out. Holly is starting to subdue Naomi. This
leaves a very frightened Hiromi who is backed up against
the corner as Juli Krieger slowly stalks her prey.*


Mr. Figaro: "Welcome to your first and last Voltage
Hiromi. Nice knowin ya..."

Mr. Clyde: "And remember that Alicia Gordon has
been barred from the building. And
that actually MEANS something in
OG-Joshi. We're not just saying it
to set up a stupid situation where
lying to our audience suddenly
somehow seems like a positive surprise.
She's NOT coming back tonight folks."

Mr. Figaro: "Then...then Hiromi is in troub-"

Mr. Clyde: "No, wait! Hiromi might be ok!"


*We see Jenny McLanahan running from the back and
to the ring area. She slides into the ring and dropkicks
Juli Krieger. Juli flies forward into the turnbuckle
right after Hiromi was able to duck out. Then Jenny
starts chopping the sh*t out of Holly to free Naomi
from her grasp. Seriously, the fans are wincing at
the sharp sounds emanating from Jenny's chops. Holly
finally falls back into the corner where Jenny begins
chopping as the crowd begins counting along. Right
when she gets to "7", the crowd starts getting louder
But they aren't counting...they are saying:

"6-7-8-9-10"

"6-Look-be-hind-you"


After Jenny wonders why "10" was replaced with "you",
her eyes open wide and she manages to duck and quickly
roll backwards. That leaves Juli to miss her attempted
lariat to the back of Jenny's head. Juli slaps Holly
a bit to snap her out of her chop-induced daze. And
the two begin advancing on Jenny until...*


Mr. Clyde: "It's Kaori NiGHT! Jenny's long time
friend, mentor, and tag partner!"

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori slides into the ring right next
to Jenny! We've got a fair fight!"



*Holly is trying to pull Juli back but Juli steps
right into a Kaori high kick. A high kick that sends Juli
falling back a lot faster then Holly's attempt. Holly tries
to attack but is way too slow due to her leg and her
fatigue from the previous match. Her kick is easily blocked
by Kaori and Jenny then spins in a circle and connects
with a 360 degree chop! Holly SHRIEKS out in pain and
clutches her chest as she's chopped to the ground. She
quickly rolls out of the ring and urges Juli to do the same.
But Juli gets angry and tries to hit a double running lariat on
Jenny and Kaori. They duck it and begin running the opposite ropes,
bounce back and connect with a HUGE double dropkick on Juli right as
she's turning around. The dropkick sends Juli flying backwards
over the ropes but she manages to land on her feet. Holly
is finally able to persuade Juli to get out of there after
Holly picks up her OG-Joshi World Title Belt. Juli and
Holly walk back up the ramp and send menacing looks to Jenny
and Kaori who have tended to the downed and scared KENTA! Army.*


Mr. Figaro: "I can not believe what we just saw!"

Mr. Clyde: "If you remember, a few weeks ago we
heard from Jenny McLanahan."


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Mr. Clyde: "She made a challenge to Holly for the OG-Joshi
World Championship. Holly never answered
that challenge but it looks like Jenny
has made herself more loud and clear
by her actions then by her words. Holly
is quite comfortable ignoring people,
EXCEPT when they get in her way. And
tonight both Jenny and Kaori did just
that. This is Jenny's way of showing
how serious she was about that Title
shot, and it was nice of her to help
save the CAREERS of KENTA! Army as well."

Mr. Figaro: "No joke there, Keina had already been
exhausted from the match but that didn't
stop Juli from knocking her out. And
I'm guessing Holly wanted to take further
revenge on her, not to mention on the
girls that tried to stop her from doing it.
This could have very well been the end of
those three careers. Luckily for Shino
she was away running the website!"


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Mr. Clyde: "And then you have Kaori NiGHT coming out
making sure that Jenny was going to
be ok against Juli and Holly. Holly
may have been exhausted but she could
still help give Juli enough of a numbers
advantage over Jenny to be dangerous.
Kaori ran to have Jenny's back and the two of
them certainly cleared the ring quite
skillfully. Kaori had a pretty successful
night all around when you think about it."

Mr. Figaro: "Right now, I'm thinking of the absolute
MESS that Holly is in. She has Jenny
McLanahan seriously pursuing an OG-Joshi
World Title shot...AND she has Alicia
Gordon seriously pursuing her BLOOD."

Mr. Clyde: "But Holly also has something that, up
until tonight, we didn't know about.
Holly has Juli Krieger watching her
back. And we don't know WHY they are
still allied with each other. The
reason Holly gave for the original deal
was for Juli to take out Alicia Gordon
in exchange for an OG-Joshi contract.
Is that deal still in place considering
Alicia did recover? Or do they have
ANOTHER deal set up that we don't
know about. I'd say that things
have become even more complicated
then before regarding Holly, and
that's quite a statement to make."

Mr. Figaro: "Having Juli on her side, if that's
even the case, is a definite bonus.
But right now she is being pursued
by two of the best wrestlers in
OG-Joshi. One wants to get through
Holly to be THE best, and the other
wants to run her through for revenge.
2007 is going to be an even more
eventful year for Holly then 2006
was. And as long as she is our
champion, and I hope she is for
a while, the OG-Joshi Championship
is going to be in the middle of
all of this. Which means every single
wrestler will have their eyes on
this situation to see who emerges the
Champion by the time it is sorted out."

Mr. Clyde: "But we are going to have to wait until
the next Voltage to see exactly what
continues to happen. That next Voltage
will take place on Sunday, March 18th."

Mr. Figaro: "And do we have any matches scheduled
yet for that show, Mr. Informative ninja?"

Mr. Clyde: "We have Angelica Hyde taking on Crimson
Mask. That is based on what happened at
the end of the match between Kat Black
and Crimson Mask at the 3 Year Anniversary
show. And we also have one more match
that was signed tonight immediately after
the tag match we saw earlier. At the
March 18th Voltage, we will have the first
one on one match between Tigress Mask
and, brace yourself Figaro, Kim Cross."

Mr. Figaro: "By then I should be healed enough to
properly "enjoy" a Kim match!! YEA!"

Mr. Clyde: "So thank you all for tuning in and we'll
see you all on March 18th."



*Fin*