Lina: The Challenge!
Mar 18, 2008 1:50:44 GMT -5
Post by unimportantguy on Mar 18, 2008 1:50:44 GMT -5
We open on an OG-Joshi interview set, where "Mean" Jean Carter stands set to interview the recently debuted Lynn "Lina" Malloy.
MJC: Well, Ms. Malloy, there is no doubt that you made an... impactful debut here in OG-Joshi. Any thoughts?
Lina: Well, y'know Mean Jean...!
Lynn doubles over in laughter at her own joke.
MJC: ...
Lina: Sorry, sorry. I've always wanted to say that. I'm done, seriously.
Her ensuing chuckle and mock Hulk Hogan pose show that she is not, in fact, done.
Lina: Seriously though, call me Lina. All the cool kids are doing it!
MJC opens her mouth to say something, but Lina interrupts her.
Lina: But down to business! I came here to OG-Joshi to face some of the best damn women wrestlers in the world! And yeah, my debut match rocked and all, but let's be honest. That was kind of an easy win for me, wasn't it?
So here's how it's gonna go. I'm issuing a challenge to the OG-Joshi locker room. I want to see who rocks this place! Next Amplitude, I'll be ready to take on whoever comes out of that entranceway to accept my challenge. Back to you, Jean.
Lina winks at MJC and walks off.
MJC: (Clearly flustered) Well, there you have it. An open challenge to the locker room from the newcomer! That's...
Before Mean Jean can finish her statement, the camera feed cuts out for no apparent reason.
MJC: Well, Ms. Malloy, there is no doubt that you made an... impactful debut here in OG-Joshi. Any thoughts?
Lina: Well, y'know Mean Jean...!
Lynn doubles over in laughter at her own joke.
MJC: ...
Lina: Sorry, sorry. I've always wanted to say that. I'm done, seriously.
Her ensuing chuckle and mock Hulk Hogan pose show that she is not, in fact, done.
Lina: Seriously though, call me Lina. All the cool kids are doing it!
MJC opens her mouth to say something, but Lina interrupts her.
Lina: But down to business! I came here to OG-Joshi to face some of the best damn women wrestlers in the world! And yeah, my debut match rocked and all, but let's be honest. That was kind of an easy win for me, wasn't it?
So here's how it's gonna go. I'm issuing a challenge to the OG-Joshi locker room. I want to see who rocks this place! Next Amplitude, I'll be ready to take on whoever comes out of that entranceway to accept my challenge. Back to you, Jean.
Lina winks at MJC and walks off.
MJC: (Clearly flustered) Well, there you have it. An open challenge to the locker room from the newcomer! That's...
Before Mean Jean can finish her statement, the camera feed cuts out for no apparent reason.