10/1/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "Hello and welcome to yet another exciting edition
of Voltage. I'm Mr. Clyde and I'm joined by my
broadcast colleague, Mr. Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "I dress myself!"

Mr. Clyde: "...we're off to a great start here."

Mr. Figaro: "Just kidding Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "You...you DON'T dress yourself...?"

Mr. Figaro: "Relax, I'm just "playing dumb!"

Mr. Clyde: "Your acting skills are impeccable."

Mr. Figaro: "We have a huge night ahead of us! Four
big matches and the next edition of my
favorite new show: Kim Cross' "Truth and
Assumptions!" This week her guest is the
newest member of the OG-Joshi roster:
"The Cooze" Lori Cuozzo." I love saying
that nickname...sounds like "ooze."

Mr. Clyde: "The two main events for tonight include
the next round of the OG-Joshi Tag Title
Tournament as well as a match that OG
has set up between Bak Fu and Vader."

Mr. Figaro: "And that...THAT'ss gonna blow the f'n
roof off the place!! You know OG did
that to try to weaken Bak Fu for the
upcoming PPV and what a way to do it!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, we are just three weeks away from
the next OG-FPD PPV, entitled "Donnybrook
at Pier 6". OrochiGeese has told me that
he has some major announcements tonight
relating to new matches he will sign for
the PPV. Already he has signed three
matches for the show. Our own Mr. Figaro
will be taking on Team Ryder's Eddie Swan."

Mr. Figaro: "And what you all saw me do to the Ice Kid
last show is NOTHING compared to the beating
I'm gonna specially deliver to E. Swanda!"

Mr. Clyde "Huh? WHO?"

Mr. Figaro: "Like E.Honda...but with Eddie Swan."

Mr. Clyde: "Wasn't expecting THAT joke..."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm completely unpredictable!"

Mr. Clyde: "I wouldn't say COMPLETELY..."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh yeah, what am I going to do next!?"


*Mr. Clyde dangles a promotional poster of Patty Sirloin
in front of Mr. Figaro. Mr. Figaro starts to salivate,
then pant, then rings a bell Clyde put on the table.*

Mr. Clyde: "As I said...not completely unpredictable."

*Mr. Figaro puts the poster in his pants and starts to
to gyrate while holding onto the desk and repeatedly
ringing the bell while hooting. Clyde looks away.*

Mr. Clyde: "Ok, ok, I didn't see THAT coming..."

Mr. Figaro: "I win!"

Mr. Clyde: "And everyone watching just lost."

Mr. Figaro: "Tell them about the other matches, Clyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "OrochiGeese has announced a double main
event for "Donnybrook at Pier 6". One
match features orochiGeese teaming with
ROH Champion Samoa Joe to take on PW-W
UWH Champion Twinky McLanahan and Bak Fu."

Mr. Figaro: "Now THAT's gonna be a f'n Donnybrook!"

Mr. Clyde: "As we said last show, the PPV name might
be an understatement for that match. Four
men with such offensive power that they
are basically human weapons. Four men who
can take more punishment..."

Mr. Figaro: "Then KENTA! Army can take in a room with me!"

Mr. Clyde: "How DID that go, incidentally, dare I ask..."

Mr. Figaro: "They...they didn't show. I think they got lost!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think they FOUND salvation, is more likely."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh, I would have done some unholy things to them..."

Mr. Clyde: "Speaking as a ruthless ninja, even I acknowledge that."

Mr. Figaro: "I thanked Kim for sending them my way though,
and I'm sure I'll get another shot at them..."

Mr. Clyde: "Speaking of shots, two OG-FPD wrestlers will
get a Title shot at the OG-FPD World Championship."

Mr. Figaro: "Nice segue!"

Mr. Clyde: "NWA Champion Steven Regal and Kurt Angle will
be challenging OG-FPD World Champion Charlie
Haas for his Title in a Triple Threat match."

Mr. Figaro: "The history between those three date back quite
far and we'll be sure to give everyone the full
story at the PPV. But we have to save our voices
now cause we have 4 big matches to get to tonight!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our first match features Alicia Gordon going up
against Yoyo Banzai. Reportedly, Alicia was
not very happy at Yoyo and Diva's actions
towards Lisa Robinson a few shows back. And
while Lisa and Lana will get their chance at
revenge against Yoyo and Diva in a few weeks
during their Tag Tournament match, Alicia wanted
a shot against Yoyo tonight and is getting it."

Mr. Figaro: "Despite both of these competitors being in OG-Joshi
for over a year now, they have never faced each other
in one on one competition or in any match at all."

Mr. Clyde: "Both wrestlers have had successful years. Although
Alicia Gordon got sidelined due to the attack at
the hands of Juli Krieger, Alicia came back strong
at Unleashed and has had a lot of momentum since
then. Yoyo Banzai also won a PPV match back at
Emergence and was impressive during the Emergence:
Evolution tournament. Yoyo's biggest asset so
far has been to play mind games with her opponents.
I do not think she'll be able to get into the head
of Alicia Gordon after all Alicia has been through."

Mr. Figaro: "Alicia Gordon has been all business since returning
to OG-Joshi. While she does act more relaxed in LAWL,


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she has been at her most serious here. Along with
brutalizing Juli Krieger at Unleashed in that "No
Holds Barred" fight match, she has also made it
known to OG-Joshi that she will not tolerate the
actions of women like Juli Krieger, Holly, or that
mysterious crowd jumper in the way they disrespect
in ring competition and the health of the wrestlers.
And Yoyo's attack of Lisa Robinson qualifies as
such a disrespectful action in Alicia's mind."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia has joined up with Azumi Oonishi and Dizzy
to form "HAWT*Wing," a group specifically formed
to protect wrestlers against unfair attacks
and preserve the sancity of in ring competition."

Mr. Figaro: "While Dizzy and Azumi do not have a match tonight,
they are backstage and are cheering Alicia on."

Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy and Azumi won a very important and highly
competitive match last show to advance to the
next round of the OG-Joshi Tag Title Tournament.
They will face the winners of tonight's big match
between Holly/Sandy Morton and Haley Cannon/Valeriyah
Belikov. So not only are they here to support Alicia,
but they are no doubt scouting both teams and
watching to see who they will face in November."

Mr. Figaro: "Yoyo Banzai is also in the Tag Tournament with
DARKNESS! Diva. So Yoyo must be careful not to
get injured here. While Alicia did not seem
INTENSELY angry at Yoyo, she did want to send
a message that Yoyo's actions against Lisa are
not to be tolerated. So Yoyo better hope that
Alicia isn't in "I be kickin your ass" mode!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, quite."

Mr. Figaro: "If Alicia is WEARING red, then Yoyo will be
bleeding it, if Unleashed was any indication!"

Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time to get to our first match,
Alicia Gordon against Yoyo Banzai."





Match #1: Alicia Gordon vs. Yoyo Banzai





Figaro's corner: Alicia Gordon will be participating
in the HaLAWLoween show at the end
of this month! I'm hoping I can find
out where the LAWL afterparty is so
that they could "bob for my apples"




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Mr. Clyde: "And here come the other members of HAWT*Wing,
Dizzy and Azumi! They are running to the ring
to come to Alicia Gordon's aid!"

Mr. Figaro: "I hope they make it in time..."

Mr. Clyde: "They were watching from backstage and it
does take a bit of time to get to the arena
from there. Also, Alicia had been fighting
off Juli for the most part despite having
wrestled Yoyo for 7 minutes. And while
Alicia seemed to have the upper hand in
that match, before Juli interfered, she
was not fresh enough to fully fight off
Juli as we just saw. Juli was able to
hit her with the "TODESTROPHEN" and Alicia
appears to be down but not unconscious."

Mr. Figaro: "Juli is not backing down from Azumi and
Dizzy, she is ready to face them too!
But Dizzy and Azumi have brought the
fight to Juli with punches and kicks!
And wow...they just hit her with a great
looking double flipping dropkick!! Juli
falls through the ropes as they dare her
to get back in! But Juli just smiles,
points to the downed Alicia, and walks
away. It looks like Juli Krieger is here
to stay folks, and Alicia's beating of her
at Unleashed did not persuade her to leave!"

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia had Yoyo under control too and
Juli had to stick her big head right back
where it didn't belong. Luckily HAWT*Wing
came when they did, as Alicia actually
appears to be in much better condition
then the last time she was attacked by Juli."


*Azumi and Dizzy speak to Alicia as she's on the ground.
She nods to them and waves off the help of the EMT's who
have run to the ring. She gets up on her own power, but
stumbles, as Azumi and Dizzy catch her. They pull her
up slowly and she begins to walk with their assistance.
The crowd begins wildly cheering all three and Alicia
smiles back at them before whispering to Azumi and Dizzy.*


Mr. Clyde: "While it's true that Juli did not get
the chance to attack Alicia to the same
magnitude as she did last time, it's
also true that Alicia is about 100 times
tougher then she was earlier this year.
Alicia was also able to fight back a lot
against Juli despite Juli getting the
jump on her. While Juli did her share of
damage, and clearly it's enough so that
Alicia can't stand on her own power now,
Alicia showed the world that she can
take more punishment then she could before."

Mr. Figaro: "But more disturbingly, Juli showed that
the Unleashed beating wasn't enough to
scare her out of OG-Joshi. Juli hasn't
gone anywhere, or well, maybe she left
and quickly came back! But more likely
she has just been biding her time, waiting
for an opportune moment to attack again."

Mr. Clyde: "To tell you how dangerous Juli is, even
Yoyo Banzai got the hell out of the ring
when she saw Juli! Even knowing that Juli
and Alicia are sworn enemies, Yoyo didn't
even attempt to stay in the ring and help
Juli take apart Alicia. Yoyo had to have
been concerned that Juli would take some
anger out on her too. Yoyo is a very
intelligent person, that is for sure."

Mr. Figaro: "We just have to be thankful that HAWT*Wing
formed when it did. In their short time
being together, they have prevented like
three or four MAJOR attacks from occurring
at the hands of Juli Krieger and especially
that masked crowd jumper. While Juli did
achieve some success here, it would have
been much worse for Alicia, after she got
hit by that "TODESTROPHEN," had HAWT*Wing
not run down to chase Juli away. I do not
think Juli's attack was close to being over,
not after the damage Alicia did to her at
Unleashed. Juli wanted major revenge, you
could see it in her eyes tonight. But
she wants it when the opportunity is right,
that's why she walked away after getting
dropkicked out of the ring."

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia won't stand for this attack, I am
now sure they will cross paths again.
The question is WHEN, and HOW brutal
their next confrontation will be. But
we'll have to wait to find that all out."




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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Figaro: "Voltage has certainly started off with
doings and happenings! And that was
only the first match! What more do
we have in store for a show that
"Folger's Coffee Drinkers" magazine
calls "A pretty decent rasslin show!"

Mr. Clyde: "No such endorsement or magazine exists."

Mr. Figaro: "You must be a Sanka fanboy..."

Mr. Clyde: "Ninja don't NEED coffee."

Mr. Figaro: "More of a tea drinker?"

Mr. Clyde: "Actually, yes, but I don't need it."

Mr. Figaro: "Did...did I just get you to admit
you like tea, really?"

*Mr. Clyde nods as Mr. Figaro begins laughing*

Mr. Figaro: "Do...do you let Kat share your teabags?"

Mr. Clyde: "Ok, I'm going to the ring now..."


*Mr. Clyde leaves his chair and walks to the ring*


Mr. Figaro: "Now folks, he's not actually leaving
cause of what I said, he actually has
a match coming up now! He will be
teaming with ROH newcomer Bryan Danielson
to take on Chris Benoit and OG-FPD
Domination Champion, Dean Malenko."


(OG-FPD Tag Match)



*Commercials for HaLAWLoween '06*

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Mr. Figaro: "Hey, that's great!! You and I can party
together after you beat Benoit and I beat
Eddie Swan! But for now, it's time to
get some "pre-game" celebration in and
watch the latest edition of Kim Cross'
"Truth and Assumptions" show! Go Kim!"

Mr. Clyde: "Pre-game celebration?"

Mr. Figaro: "Hands-on celebration!"

Mr. Clyde: "I wonder if you could beat Eddie Swan
if I chopped off your wrists?"

Mr. Figaro: "Well all I REALLY need are my elbows..
but, oh...*Figaro's face turns pale*
I think I need these...so I'll quiet down."

Mr. Clyde: "Let's go to Kim Cross and her guest."



*We turn to the OrochiTron as the camera feed begins*


*Here we find the wonderful and beautiful Miss Cross in a much
more traditional interview setup, just her and Lori Cuozzo
sitting in chairs, with no visible straps or beautificians in sight.
The eye wateri-erm catching T&A logo dominates the background.*


Kim: "Welcome Kimfans to another excellent edition of Kim’s Truths
and Assumptions! Today I’ll be interviewing a new edition to
the roster…the “Scott Stevens of Roller Derby,” whatever that
means… Lori Cuozzo! So, Lori, welcome to OG-Joshi, how are
you finding the other wrestlers?"

Lori: "Scott Stevens? He’s like the best NHL defenseman (?) of our
generation? (Stands up and yells “JERSEY PRIDE!” and sneers
at Kim as she sits back down) Ya know, maybe if you watched
a REAL sport from time to time you’d know that?"

Kim: "A real sport? In your “football” you barely kick the ball at all!"

Lori: "You call a sport where the spectators (?) get more banged up than
the guys on the field competition? (Lets out a nasally laugh
even more obnoxious than her voice)"

Kim: "No armour plating required in English sports either. Let me rein this
in a bit, how are you finding the other wrestlers here in OG-Joshi?"

Lori: "I’d like to know why (?) whoever makes the matches around here (?)
thought it was funny (?) to pit me against a walking sperm bank? I'm
still cleaning the jizz of that skanks last conquest off my tights!"

Kim: "Morton is a rather unique case, please don’t let he-"

Lori: "What – EVER. Don’t even pretend (?) to act surprised (?) that I
know about what you girls do. If you aren’t hopping on the hottest
“wrestler” (she accents this with the old finger quotes) of
the moment (?) you are all bumping clams in the shower. GOD, and
you wonder why no one takes wrestling seriously …"

Kim: "Ah. I see…so you don’t even really want to be here? You’re more in
it for the violence rather than the entertainment?"

Lori: "The only entertainment (?) that should take place in a sport (?)
is watching people beat the hell out of each other to win! If
you all weren’t so worried about how pretty you look for your
pasty white mama’s boy groupies (?) you’d realize that!"


*Kim looks blankly at the camera.*


Kim: "Anyway…so you come from a background in Roller Derby, would you
mind explaining for some of the less enlightened viewers what
that involves and how it could possibly help you in this
cutthroat environment?"

Lori: "It’s really not that complicated? Each team is made up of blockers
and jammers (?) and each team starts off on a track (?) with the
jammers trying to break through the blockers to score points!
It’s like a relay race (?) but you can assault the competition.[/i]

Kim: "Ah, so the Roller Derby is a super aggressive arena? Nothing like a
roller disco then? Well, nothing like a roller disco that Mr. Figaro
isn’t attending at any rate."

Lori: "Oh don’t even pretend (?) like you haven’t done a few roller discos
with Figaro (?) yourself. I don’t care how sleazy that guy is (?),
no one knows that much about what makes you girls tick (?) unless
he’s been inside you more than a few times! And by the way, you tell
that wannabe jock (?) the next time he calls me ‘The Cooze’ (?)
I’m going to make sure his next six months are going to be spent
pissing out of his stomach into a bag."


*Kim’s left eye twitches.*


Kim: "Aren’t you a little old to be using training wheels? I thought
only children that have difficulty riding bicycles used them…
anyway, do you have any particular goals during your tenure
here? During your little rant the other day you said it would
only be until you got reinstated…is that likely to be soon?"

Lori: "Oh, how witty! Really, did you write that line about training
wheels yourself or did you get Figgy to help you with it? I’ll
have you know (?) that those “training wheels” (finger quotes
again) are league issue (?), and I much prefer inline skates.
As far as my tenure here in OG-JOSHI? I can’t get out of this
lesbian love-fest (?) soon enough."

Kim: "Not soon enough for me certainly. Is your speech impediment from a
Derby related injury?"

Lori: "What in the hell (?) is that supposed to mean? At least I don’t
sound like I just stuck a stick up MY butt, you pretentio-"

Kim: "Never mind! That’s all the time we have for today on this
enlightening and quizzical edition of Kim’s T&A, thanks to me
for being your wonderful host! Let’s all wish Miss Cuozzo the
very best of luck here in OG-Joshi, she’ll need it!"


*Orochi-Tron fades as we immediately go back to the announcers.
Mr. Figaro has his jaw dropped and hanging open as Mr. Clyde remains
silent. Finally, Mr. Figaro wipes a tear from his eye.*


Mr. Clyde: "You really shouldn't let that Lori get to you.."

Mr. Figaro: "No...it's not her...it's Kim! She stood up for me! I
owe you one Kim!! You really showed the Cooze..."

Mr. Clyde: "Might want to reconsider calling her THAT..."

Mr. Figaro: "Hey Cooze...go ahead and TRY it! FPN Tag Team Champion
over here...I ain't afraid of some rollergirl!"

Mr. Clyde: "You probably shouldn't push her, I think she could
do some damage to the "Figaro twins" with her skates..."

Mr. Figaro; "Kim Cross has my back, Clyde! And so do you! And
you're a ninja!! That means that you could turn
Lori's skating wheels into SQUARES while she's on
them and she wouldn't even know until it's too
late as she'd fall cause they're squares and not
circle wheels cause you changed them cause you're
a ninja and you have my back like Kim Cross does!!"

*Mr. Figaro takes a deep breath*


Mr. Clyde: "Settle, settle...Cuozzo got you all worked up."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim said Lori used training wheels...*giggles*

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, we all had a good laugh at that. Well it
appears that Miss Cuozzo has not made any new
friends in the last few weeks. I believe she
has alienated just about the entire roster
and I think thats exactly the way she wants it.
She doesn't respect professional wrestling but
I am sure there is already a line forming of
OG-Joshi wrestlers looking to make her rethink
her position. Lori is a tough woman, no doubt,
but she is still new here. And in her first
match with Sandy Morton, she has not scratched
the surface of in ring talent. Talent such as
Kim Cross who represents the true ability of pro
wrestling. Or talent such as three of the great
competitors we are about to see in the next match."

Mr. Figaro; "Our next match has four wr...oh wait, three wrestlers
and one Sandy Morton. Point taken."

Mr. Clyde: "Your eyes are still tearing, Figaro."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm touched at how valiantly Kim Cross defended me!
And I'm thinking of other ways she can touch me..."

Mr. Clyde: "Enough!"

Mr. Figaro: "Me heart! Touch me heart!"

Mr. Clyde: "Touch ye heart?"

Mr. Figaro: "You're talking funny *Giggles again*

Mr. Clyde: "You're giggling like a schoolgirl...or, dare
I say, like a member of the KENTA! Army."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim really held her own against Lori too! Kim's
as smart as uh, uh...a thousand smart things!!"

Mr. Clyde: "More eloquent love poetry has never been spoken..."

Mr. Figaro: "Except the ninja poetry you compose for Kat Black!"

Mr. Clyde: "If I just agree to that, can we get to the next match?"

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah, sounds about fair!"

Mr. Clyde: "Fine, fine, ninja love poetry, yea, you caught me."

Mr. Figaro: "I knew it!! You little heart assassin!"

Mr. Clyde: "You don't know how true that statement is, despite
your utter misunderstanding of it's TRUE meaning..."

*Mr. Figaro lightly elbows Clyde in the ribs and winks at him*

Mr. Figaro: "Oh I KNOW, all right, I can tell by the looks on
the faces of you and Kat Black..."

Mr. Clyde: "We both wear masks...you can't "tell" anything."

Mr. Figaro: "I know these things, Clyde!!"

Mr. Clyde: *Sighs* Our next match is part of the OG-Joshi
Tag Team Title Tournament. This is actually a first
round match despite the fact that Haley and Valeriyah
have already wrestled for the right to qualify for
this tournament. In beating Jo Ryder and Visper Karr,
they earned their place in this tournament and will
be facing the thrown together team of Sandy Morton
and OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "Thrown together!? That makes it seem like they didn't
actually choose each other to be teammates!"

Mr. Clyde: "Which is exactly what happened. Holly signed up for
the tournament KNOWING that General Celes was going
to choose her teammate. Celes chose Sandy Morton
to fully sabotage Holly's chances of advancing
in this tournament. However, we know that Holly has
managed to grudgingly accept her fate as Sandy's
partner due to a mutual desire to come out of this
match with all their limbs intact. So Holly has
taken Sandy under her wing over the last two weeks
in an attempt to train Sandy to be a better wrestler."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, the good news is that Sandy couldn't get
worse! So Holly has a good chance at accomplishing
her goal! But Holly won't be satisfied unless Sandy
has advanced to the point where their team has a real
chance of winning the match and going to the next round."

Mr. Clyde: "Holly has told me that her main goal was to train Sandy
to have better defensive ability. They are up against
two world class wrestlers and absolute DOMINATING masters
of submissions and reversals: Valeriyah Belikov and former
OG-Joshi World Champion, Haley Cannon. It would take more
then a lifetime to teach Sandy Morton to wrestle at the
level of those two: In fact, I doubt that's even POSSIBLE
due to Sandy's low professionalism and intelligence.
But Holly just wanted to ensure that Sandy would be able
to survive in the ring. Because, even though Holly is our
Champion and beat Jo Ryder and Haley Cannon to get to that
point, even Holly will need to take a rest during a tag
match like this. All four women will have to. But while
Haley and Valeriyah can rest easy knowing that they are
both more then competent, Holly could not trust Sandy
to be even borderline useful before training her. Holly's
goal was to work on Sandy's defense enough to lower the
chances of her being submitted immediately as soon as she
enters the ring. Holly knows the only chance of her team
winning the match falls on her shoulders. But to beat
Haley and Valeriyah, she has got to be fresh. That means
Sandy will have to buy her some time and take some of
the brunt of the in ring action herself."

Mr. Figaro: "I gotta say, Clyde, as big a fan and supporter of Holly
that I am...I'm worried. We all saw what Haley and Val
did to Jo and Visper, specifically to Jo. Jo Ryder, a
CHAMPION world class wrestler, walked away from the match
against Haley and Val with a completely broken arm. And
Jo had Visper Karr on her side! Visper freaking HAWT Karr!"

Mr. Clyde: "Focus, focus..."

Mr. Figaro: "Despite the fact that Holly has beaten Jo Ryder twice
in the past year, including for the Title, the fact
remains that Jo Ryder is a better submission and
amateur wrestler then Holly, right?"

Mr. Clyde: "Holly is very dangerous, determined, and resourceful
in this ring, but Jo has the edge in certain abilities.
Submissions and amateur wrestler being two of them. Both
in offensive AND defensive capabilities, I might add."

Mr. Figaro: "And you'd agree that Visper Karr is world's better as a
partner then Sandy Morton: even one who Holly has trained
for two weeks. Heck, Sandy will NEVER be better then Visper."

Mr. Clyde: "True. So what you're saying is that Holly is in QUITE a
worse position coming into this match then Jo Ryder was.
A Jo Ryder who walked out of the match with her own
arm hanging limply from her shoulder. So..."

Mr. Figaro: "So if Holly walks in to the match in far worse shape
then Jo did, and clearly so, then what kind of horrific
condition will Holly be in when she walks OUT of the ring?"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, it's not a guarantee that Holly will be the one
to actually lose in this match, but your reasoning
does show just how unlikely a win will be for Holly
and Sandy. As for Holly losing, Sandy Morton is the
one who is clearly the worst wrestler here...and by
that I mean in the match and OG-Joshi."

Mr. Figaro: "Yes, but don't you think Haley Cannon will WANT to
specifically defeat Holly and make her tap out? Holly
is the one, after all, who walked away from Unleashed
as the new Champion. And we have heard directly from
Haley that she has her sights set on Holly."

Mr. Clyde: "Haley will want to be in the ring with Holly, and I'm
sure both Haley and Valeriyah would be very happy to
make the World Champion tap out. Certainly it would
mean more to make her tap out then it would to make
Sandy Morton tap out. But remember- beating Holly is
not the most important part of this match, WINNING is.
Every competitor in this match wants to win in order to
advance to the next round of this tournament. Winning
this tournament, and beating the other teams in their
path, to become the first OG-Joshi Tag Champions
is the most prestigious goal of this tournament. And
I don't think for a second that Haley or Val would
risk not winning this match by not tapping out Sandy in
a second if they are able to get a good hold of her."

Mr. Figaro: "Ok, I can understand your point but I'm telling you
I think Haley has it out for Holly after Unleashed."

Mr. Clyde: "Haley Cannon showed no signs of anger, frustration,
or desire for revenge against Holly. Haley fully
acknowledged and respected the validity of Holly's
Unleashed victory. And she applauded both Holly and
Jo for the competition they offered in that match.
Haley Cannon LIVES for competition. To her, THAT
is what makes championships. She is not angry at
Holly for winning the match. In fact, it seems
as if Haley is happy to have a new goal in beating
Holly and regaining her Title. However, I will
admit that Haley might not look at Sandy and see
any real challenge. Will that cause Haley to allow
Sandy any leeway or will it just cause her to
beat Sandy quickly to advance to the next team:
HAWT*Wing, who advanced in the tournament last show."

Mr. Figaro: "There are a lot of questions in this match, but
few of them involve HOW Holly and Sandy CAN win.
And that speaks to the success of Celes' plan in
trapping Holly with this situation. While we know
that anything can happen in a wrestling ring due
to the unpredictability of a match, it's pretty
damn likely that Sandy won't be pinning or submitting
anyone in this match! So for their team to win,
Holly is going to have to transcend the VERY height of
her game to offset the "Morton handicap" and really
take it to Haley and Val. It's not impossible for
Holly to win this match, as we have seen her pull
off miraculous feats of skill, resistance, and
awareness, when she has had to in big matches. But
she will have to shoulder more of the burden for
her team then either Haley or Val will do for theirs.
And that, mixed with the absolute FEROCIOUS natures
that we saw from Haley and Val last time, might just
be too big of a hurdle for even Holly to surmount."

Mr. Clyde: "Can Holly guide her team to victory or will Haley
and Valeriyah win yet another match with their
superlative submission work and intensity. That
is the question about to be answered right now."

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*"Fields of Fantasy* hits the speakers as General Celes comes
down to ringside wearing...wearing casual referee gear! She explains
to the current referee scheduled for the bout, Fry, that she will be
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Mr. Clyde: "Celes actually told me she was considering this.
I mean...one of the only ways for Holly to gain
victory in this match is to do something completely
illegal to get the win. And while OG-Joshi referees
are generally quite adept at keeping order, Celes
wanted to personally guarantee that we saw a fair
match tonight. Celes will not do anything to hurt
the legitimacy of this tournament and the resulting
OG-Joshi Tag Titles. So she will not be biased against
Holly but will be quite cognizant of her activities."

Mr. Figaro: "Celes is a braver soul then I for getting within
10 feet of Sandy Morton! I hope she has her
"airbourne toxins - 10" protective attire on! I
guess her Runic can absorb and convert poisons but..."

Mr. Clyde: "AHEM...It is now time for the match."



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Mr. Clyde: "She's gonna need some help NOW...I heard
that leg snap from all the away over here."

Mr. Figaro: "OG-Joshi World Champion Holly has just
suffered a terrible injury to her leg.
It's too early to say it's broken..."

Mr. Clyde: "Listen to her scream, Figaro. Holly
is shrieking like a banshee...that
leg is DEFINITELY broken! This is not
good for the OG-Joshi World Champion!"

Mr. Figaro: "Haley Cannon picked up the win for her
team with basically the same move that
Dean Malenko used to defeat you,
Clyde, earlier tonight! What the hell!"

Mr. Clyde: "NOW do you see why I tapped out
as soon as I could. I didn't
want to suffer the same effect.
Malenko knows submission wrestling
as well as Haley Cannon."

Mr. Figaro: "Holly didn't have the same luxury
as you did though. Not only was
Haley working over Holly's leg
during the match, making it weak
enough to be broken by that final
rolling crucifix knee hold..."

Mr. Clyde: "But this match had much more on
the line then my match. I had been
wrestling to GET a match at the PPV.
Whereas Holly was wrestling here in
hopes of eventually winning the Tag
Titles. So she knew that the second
she tapped out was the very second her
Tag Title hopes died in this tournament."

Mr. Figaro: "But...did Holly actually tap out?"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, General Celes ended the match
but I think Holly DID actually tap out."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm looking at a replay and it IS showing
Holly tapping. Celes was in the match
as the referee to make sure that Holly
and Sandy didn't try anything illegal
to "even the odds". And while Holly
may hate General Celes for setting up
this whole situation to see Holly fail,
it is clear to me that Celes made the
right call at the end after seeing
Holly tapping due to her broken leg."

Mr. Clyde: "EMT's are now coming down to the ring
to help her out. Sandy Morton even looks
quite concerned for her makeshift partner.
Holly is cursing up a storm too, mainly
at General Celes and Haley Cannon."

Mr. Figaro: "And Clyde, we gotta talk about what
Haley and Valeriyah did once again.
Yeah, we know Sandy was a handicap
for Holly, but that won't stop us
from being totally awed at the teamwork
and dominating submission skills of
Haley Cannon and Valeriyah Belikov."

Mr. Clyde: "This is the second straight match
where one of their opponents was
defeated and suffered a broken limb
at the hands of Haley and Val. This
is also the third wrestler that Haley
has broken a limb of. She broke Dizzy's
leg last year at Venemous Ties to win
the OG-Joshi World Title. Then she
broke Jo Ryder's arm during the Tag
Team Tournament Qualifier match. Tonight
she broke Holly's leg, with help from
Valeriyah, of course."

Mr. Figaro: "Haley Cannon: "Tap or f'n Snap"

Mr. Clyde: "That's what her best-selling shirt says.
Now, I want to make it clear that Haley
is not doing this vindictively. She's
not like Juli Krieger or that crowd
jumper. All of Haley and Valeriyah's
offence is legal and done DURING the
match. It's just that they are so
skilled at what they do...AS WELL as
the fact that their opponents are so
resilient. Keep in mind that Dizzy,
Jo, and Holly are three of the most
resilient wrestlers here. That means
that most other wrestlers would have
tapped out WELL before their bones
got to the point of being broken. But
since these three hung on, it actually took
full limb breaks to make them actually tap
and lose the match. And you can't blame
Haley or Valeriyah for doing the best
they can in the match to win it legally.
But Holly just kept going in this match
due to that spirit of hers. We saw it
against Jo Ryder at the end of Unleashed.
Holly just kept going and would not give
up to the "Eclipse Festival." But where
that move aims to choke the opponent
unconscious, and therefore can be fought
with internal reserve...Haley's moves
are meant to just break your bones. And
once she gets you in that position,
you can't fight the actual break. And
the only thing that can really save you
is ring positioning. Unless you are near
the ropes, which Holly wasn't, you're done.""

Mr. Figaro: "Haley and Valeriyah were scary in this
match. Dizzy and Azumi are in for quite
a challenge when they face them."

Mr. Clyde: "We'll have plenty of time to discuss that
in the coming weeks though. I do want to
point out that Dizzy has been training
all year to wrestle Haley again, after
what happened in their title match last
year, and will finally get another chance.
We'll see how far her training has come
when she faces Haley again. We know Dizzy
has had Haley in mind recently as we heard."


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Mr. Figaro: "Gotta agree with Dizzy on the hotness factor!
But getting back to the topic of training for
Haley...was it just me going crazy or...
or...did Sandy Morton actually look
the best she ever has in the ring?
Granted, that's not saying much... but
her defense DID seem much better."

Mr. Clyde: "I have to agree with you. She certainly
has a long way to go to be considered
a GOOD wrestler, but she certainly
seemed to be acceptable in the ring
in terms of defense. That is what Holly
tried to teach her, better defense. And
while their team lost, Holly certainly
was successful in making Sandy a better
defensive wrestler, allowing Holly some
rest periods when needed."

Mr. Figaro: "I swear it looked like Sandy Morton was
becoming a human eel to wiggle out of
some of the submission moves attempted
on her!! I don't think Haley or Val
ever encountered such wiggling and flailing
of their opponent's bodies!"

Mr. Clyde: "Holly didn't have time to teach Sandy
years of legit submission defense, but
she did a good job of teaching Sandy how
to use her NATURAL ability to gyrate
and move around slinkily. I also wouldn't
be surprised if Sandy had greased herself
up before the match..."

Mr. Figaro: "Also remember that Holly and Sandy were
not absolutely destroyed in this match.
There WERE periods of time where, thanks
to Holly, they were competitive. Towards
the end, Holly even managed to hit the
"Rolling in the Hay" cradle and certainly
would have gotten at LEAST a long 2 count
had there not been a rope break."

Mr. Clyde: "At the end of the match, at the 25 minute
mark, Holly was showing how strong willed
and skilled she was. She was standing toe
to toe with Haley Cannon and holding her
own despite having the disadvantage of
a much worse partner then Haley had. No
doubt Holly was more tired and hurt at
that point then Haley Cannon was. I'm
a little surprised that Holly's team was
as competitive as it really was."

Mr. Figaro: "But wow...the end of the match...ouch."

Mr. Clyde: "You want to know pain, folks? Try wrestling
a match for yourself and a limited partner,
being exhausted and worn down at 25 minutes,
and THEN getting spiked right on your neck
with Haley Cannon's Russian Neck drop."

Mr. Figaro: "Ouch...again...just...ouch!"

Mr. Clyde: "And THEN walking right into that rolling
crucifix knee hold and feeling your
leg snap in half. This is actually
Holly's first major injury in her career,
you know. And it came at a very bad time."

Mr. Figaro: "Right at the end of a tournament match
on the road to the crowning of new Tag
Champs! Not to mention..."

Mr. Clyde: "Not to mention that General Celes has
already demanded that Holly defend
her OG-Joshi World Championship during
the 12/13 3 year Anniversary PPV."

Mr. Figaro: "Forget WRESTLING..will Holly even be
able to WALK again by that show!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't know. Holly is a tough girl
with a strong resolve. And you know
she's gonna be looking for revenge
on Haley. Revenge might not be a healthy
emotion, but it is the one that has been
the MOST responsible for Holly's success
in her life: Getting back at Jo Ryder,
ascending the OG-Joshi ladder and
winning the Title to prove everyone
wrong. So I'm sure Holly will do
her best to get her leg back in shape.
But will it be in time for the 12/13 PPV?"

Mr. Figaro: "And WHO will it be AGAINST? Haley
Cannon is a natural choice here, given
that she might want her Title rematch
as the former champion. And given that
she just snapped the champ's leg. But if
she and Valeriyah keep up this path of
destruction in the tag tourament, THEY
will make it to the Finals! And the Finals
of the Tag Tournament happen at the 12/13
show too!! I don't know if Celes would
allow Haley to wrestle for two titles in
one night like that. And I know Celes would
love to watch Haley beat Holly, but that
means she wouldn't want her to have to do
it after any fatigue she'd have earlier
from a tag team championship match!!"

Mr. Clyde: "We don't even know if Holly will be able
to wrestle. All we know is that Holly is
being taken very slowly backstage now
on a stretcher. Her leg is a ghastly
sight and she is screaming bloody murder.
OrochiGeese has even come out to check
on her and she is clinging to his arm
trying to hold back tears at the anger
and pain. Knowing her, probably more
anger then anything. OG is helping her
to the back and he looks quite angry."

Mr. Figaro: "Not only is Holly the OG-Joshi World
Champion and, thus, quite important
to the owner of OG-Joshi. But OG and
Holly are close friends. OG even trained
Holly in the ring and they have been
through a lot together. So this is not
a happy sight for him either. Despite his
usual cruel demeanor, we know he is close
with Holly and can't be happy to see this."

Mr. Clyde: "Interestingly enough, Sandy Morton has
continued to stay by Holly's side throughout
this. She even seems concerned for Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, even though Holly was not happy to
be teamed up with Sandy, she actually has
been the one person in OG-Joshi to give
her a chance and see SOME value in her,
even if that value was to Holly's plan."

Mr. Clyde: "Holly needed Sandy's help to get even as
far as she did tonight. And she certainly
helped Sandy learn to wrestle a bit better,
even if that lesson was intended for Holly's
benefit with no regard to Sandy's goals."

Mr. Figaro: "And Sandy is CERTAINLY no stranger to
being befriended and then throroughly
USED for someone else's benefit. So she
might even feel close to Holly based on
Sandy's fondness of being totally used!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Eewww."

Mr. Figaro: "One person who has NOT been close to Holly
now is General Celes. She has stayed in
the ring to raise the victorious hands of
Haley Cannon and Valeriyah Belikov."

Mr. Clyde: "She had her job to do as the ref and
Haley and Val deserved to have their
victory recognized. Also, Celes is smart
enough not to go NEAR Holly now. She
knows Holly would just take a swing at
her and fall off the stretcher. A completely
destroyed World Champ is not in Celes' best
interest. Celes is just laying back and
staying away from making a bad situation
into a worse one. This is not Celes' fault."

Mr. Figaro: "And really, even though she set up
Sandy as Holly's teammate, Sandy wasn't
as bad as we thought she'd be. Plus,
Jo Ryder still got her arm broken by
Haley despite having someone as skilled
as Visper Karr as her teammate. Celes
wasn't out to get Jo Ryder despite what
ended up happening that that tag match!"

Mr. Clyde: "That is true. I can't think of anyone
Holly could have chosen herself as a
teammate that would be much more effective
then Visper OR would have prevented this
situation. In the end, Holly still needs
more experience against Haley Cannon. This
is only their second match against each other."

Mr. Figaro: "And it's gonna be a while til Holly steps
in that ring again. Her next Title match
is scheduled for 12/13, but will she make it?"

Mr. Clyde: "Right now, getting her leg fixed and healthy
is going to be her first concern. And it's
my concern for her as well..."

Mr. Figaro: "Yes, Holly is our friend too and...let's
go back there and check on her, Clyde..."

Mr. Clyde: "Yeah, let's go and check on her..."



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*End of OG-Joshi portion of the show.


{*Special Note: Voltage will return on November 12th. In the
meantime there will be the OG-FPD "Donnybrook at Pier 6" PPV
as well as the HaLAWLoween show (featuring many OG-Joshi wrestlers).
The OG-Joshi Tag Team Tournament will continue on the 11/12 Voltage
and the build to the 12/13 3 Year Anniversary PPV continues!*)


*End*