Dodgamnit.
Sept 17, 2007 14:31:06 GMT -5
Post by gbomber on Sept 17, 2007 14:31:06 GMT -5
we open in what appears to be a family fun center - yanno, one of those places where parents take their kids, pay a shitload of money, and get the chance to sit while the kids eat bad food and play crappy games. camera moves through the crowd, ducking around arcade games, moving past skee-ball machines, and now around a corner until we get to the bowling alley. here we find OG-Joshi SUPERSTAR Lana, with a few of her friends. when the camera gets within spitting distance, Lana looks up, stands, and makes her way towards the camera, while the camera backs up a bit. Lana's decked out in a plain babytee, some capris, and those adorable bowling shoes. oh, shit, she's talking, and I've made you miss part of it.
[Lana:] ...nd that's why I've been quiet. Understandable, right? Anywho, I can't help but feel a little down about my last few matches. Sure, I hit people in the face, but at the same time, I've been getting owned.
I think it's the tag format - I don't like it. If my partner's getting her ass kicked, she tags me, and I have to go in fresh and fight someone who has been kicking ass for at least a few minutes. It's somewhat unbalanced, actually.
But, I peeked on the schedule, and see that I get to fight a fucking Dod.
the sound of pins dropping, along with a delighted squeal, draws Lana's interest back to her group of friends. she smiles, before turning back and losing the smile.
I'm not all THAT concerned. If you've followed the (e)wrestling world, the best thing a Dod's done is gotten away with their bullshit.
I'm actually really stoked about getting in the ring with someone from one of wrestling's only... erm... supergroups...? Sure. I guess.
Lana's grin returns.
Whatever the Dods are, rest assured that you and I will have an honest to god slugfest, Jane.
No interruptions, just you and I... in a little throwdown, I'll buy a bag of balloons with the money you've got... I'll putcha down, down on the mat, one, two, three ... that'll be thaaat.
Lana's grin breaks into a chuckle, and she gives a small bow.
Excuse my mood... I'm feeling more then ready for the match.
with that, Lana gives a small wave before nodding and turning away, rejoining her friends at lane 26. we fade to BLACK.
[Lana:] ...nd that's why I've been quiet. Understandable, right? Anywho, I can't help but feel a little down about my last few matches. Sure, I hit people in the face, but at the same time, I've been getting owned.
I think it's the tag format - I don't like it. If my partner's getting her ass kicked, she tags me, and I have to go in fresh and fight someone who has been kicking ass for at least a few minutes. It's somewhat unbalanced, actually.
But, I peeked on the schedule, and see that I get to fight a fucking Dod.
the sound of pins dropping, along with a delighted squeal, draws Lana's interest back to her group of friends. she smiles, before turning back and losing the smile.
I'm not all THAT concerned. If you've followed the (e)wrestling world, the best thing a Dod's done is gotten away with their bullshit.
I'm actually really stoked about getting in the ring with someone from one of wrestling's only... erm... supergroups...? Sure. I guess.
Lana's grin returns.
Whatever the Dods are, rest assured that you and I will have an honest to god slugfest, Jane.
No interruptions, just you and I... in a little throwdown, I'll buy a bag of balloons with the money you've got... I'll putcha down, down on the mat, one, two, three ... that'll be thaaat.
Lana's grin breaks into a chuckle, and she gives a small bow.
Excuse my mood... I'm feeling more then ready for the match.
with that, Lana gives a small wave before nodding and turning away, rejoining her friends at lane 26. we fade to BLACK.