4/22/07 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

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Match 1: Naomi vs. Debuting wrestler

Match 2: Jenna Stone vs. Patty Sirloin

Match #3: Jason Hyde vs. Mr. Clyde

Match #4: J*NiGHT vs. HAWT*Wing

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*Pyro goes off as we are joined by an excited
Mr. Figaro and a subdued Mr. Clyde. In other words,
it's business as usual at the start of the show!
Yea for consistency, boo for fear of change! BOO-URNS!*



Mr. Figaro: "My oh my do we have a show for you 2-night!"

Mr. Clyde: "We have four big matches. In our main event we
have a six woman tag match between the team of
HAWT*Wing and the team of J*Night. Alicia Gordon,
Azumi Oonishi, and Diane Cavuto take on Jenny
McLanahan,Juli Tanaka, and Kaori NiGHT."

Mr. Figaro: "And let's not forget another special match for
tonight as our very own wind up ninja Mr. Clyde
takes on the dastardly, crowd-jumpening, Jason Hyde!"

Mr. Clyde: "Wind-up ninja?"

Mr. Figaro: "The toy will sell like CRAZY!! Go with it!
You'll be swimming in almost as much money
as I do from my Vibrating Mr. Figaro doll!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our other matches tonight involve newcomer
Jenna Stone taking on Patty Sirloin."

Mr. Figaro: "And our other match for the night involves
Naomi of KENTA! Army taking on a debuting
wrestler whose identity has been kept
secret even from us, the announcers!"

Mr. Clyde: "Naomi is not in the best of shape or spirits
tonight after what happened at this last
weekend's OG-Joshi Amplitude. She was knocked
out by OG-Joshi World Champion Holly, fell
victim to a botched "RK-HO", and then later
in the night was again knocked out with a
steel chair by KENTA! Army enemy, Eris Byrne."

Mr. Figaro: "So what you're saying is that Naomi was
probably crying herself to sleep for
the entire last week? Tears running
down her moist, sweet face?"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe she was preparing for this
next match, which was quite difficult
due to her condition and the unknown
nature of her opponent. But let us get
right to business tonight and find out
the identity of Naomi's opponent, the
new addition to the OG-Joshi roster."


*Camera cuts from the announcers to the ring where we
already see Naomi standing in the ring. Ouch. No entrance
music and in the ring ALREADY at the start of the show?
Who did she piss off backstage to deserve THAT!? *


"“Ichirin no Hana”" begins as a woman dressed in purple
and white comes through the entrance to the stunned
reaction of the crowd. She basks in the glory of seeing
their reaction to her and makes her way down the ring*


Mr. Clyde: "That's Kristin Blade!"

Mr. Figaro: "How did General Celes pull THAT acquisition
off!? Kristin Blade is a major free agent
ever since McPro closed and was even a hair
away from beating Holly and Visper Karr in
that final Globally Honored Pants match at
the McPro New Years show, its final show."

Mr. Clyde: "Kristin Blade in OG-Joshi is a big deal as she
has had major success wherever she has gone"

Mr. Figaro: "And she is making her debut here tonight
to the shocked crowd! And I can tell you
that Naomi is NOT in a good position right
now. Facing Kristin Blade is a tall task
to begin with, and Naomi is not in the
physical or mental shape to do it in
my opinion. Naomi's in trouble, Clyde."

Mr. Clyde: "I've seen Kristin Blade wrestle before
and I'm inclined to agree with you here.
But never count Naomi out, we've seen her
put on amazing displays out of sheet heart
and courage. She also has a knack for
pushing other wrestlers further then they
expect, like her twenty plus minute match
with Eris a few Voltages ago. Kristin has
to be careful to not underestimate Naomi."

Mr. Figaro: "Naomi's got a lot of heart, a lot of other
nice body parts too..."

Mr. Clyde: "Naomi would have gotten her first singles
win last weekend had Holly not "helped"
out Sandy. So you know Naomi wants this
victory tonight, but so does Kristin
Blade making her debut. Let us see who
wants it more and who is more equipped
to take it. Time for the match."



Match #1: Naomi vs. Kristin Blade





Mr. Figaro: "I'm getting word that there's about
to be a very interesting meeting backstage.
Very interesting for OrochiGeese especially."



*We go backstage to one of the hallways near the entrance
of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena to find Alicia Gordon, who is
apparently waiting for someone(s?) while leaning against the wall.
A few seconds later, the doors open as Jang Bae and Thunder
Strike head inside the arena, accompanied by Jason Hyde. They
freeze as they see Alicia. Jang gives a bit of a smile*


Alicia: "So, you guys gonna explain yourselves?
Or am I gonna have to beat it out of ya?"

*Alicia gives a hint of a smirk and Jang nods*

Jang: "Leesh, I know you've been calling me since
last Voltage, but I wanted to explain all
this in person and I knew you'd be here
tonight. You're not mad, are you?"

Alicia: "No...I can't be mad at you, especially
after what you did last show by saving
your friend and standing up to Geese."

*Alicia looks over at Jason, smiles at him and pats him on the back*


Alicia: "Hey Jason, how's it going? Good luck tonight,
that Clyde's VERY dangerous in the ring. Angelica's
not here tonight but I told her I'd keep an eye on you."


*Jason nods and smiles back at Alicia who winks back at him.
Alicia looks at Jang and Thunder Strike with a serious expression*


Alicia: "So Jang...you didn't tell me you knew
"Mr. Camo Man" over there...yanno, the
same guy who talked to me outside the
arena a few months ago, who you PRETENDED
not to know and then sent off. I never figured
you for an actor, but after last week and
that night outside the arena-"

Jang: "No, it's not like that. I actually didn't
know it was him under the mask. Heck, just
like I said last Voltage, I didn't know Thunder
Strike was back in the states until March 18th
when he unmasked. But I do indeed know him. So
let me formally introduce him to you."

Jang: "Alicia Gordon, meet my long time friend,
Thunder Strike. We go WAY back, Leesh,
back well before I was a sabonim. Back
when I was first learning Tae Kwon Do."

*Thunder Strike takes a step forward and shakes hands with Alicia.
Alicia gives him a look of recognition, as if she's seen him before*


Alicia: "Yeah, in fact, I could have sworn I've seen
your picture before somewhere...like maybe
on the wall of sabonim's dojang? Both of
you holding tournament trophies?"

Jang: "Good eye, Leesh. We have a lot of pics
together from tournaments. And we never
left empty handed either."

Thunder Strike: "It is good to meet you, Miss Gordon. I
regret that I was not able to talk more
to you last time and reveal who I was.
Although OrochiGeese did expect my
presence, I was operating under the
assumption that he didn't."

Alicia: "There are no hard feelings, I understand.
But I gotta say, Mr. Strike, I'm impressed.
You actually practiced what you preached.
When you came up to me outside the arena
three months ago, you told me how much of
a threat OrochiGeese was and how he needed
to be stopped. And you followed through.
I respect that. And any friend of sabonim's
is a friend of mine. Sabonim has helped me
through the last year, past Juli and Holly,
and I see he's helping you too now in
your situation against Geese."

Thunder Strike: "The respect is mutual, Miss Gordon. And
I'm glad that you've stepped up your
attack against that vile Holly."

*Alicia smiles a bit, but her eyes are serious*

Alicia: "Telling Geese to his face that Holly was
gutter trash was one of the most best
moments I've had since 2007 began."

Jang: *Grins* "What about watching Thunder Strike and
yours truly take out Orochi Army!?"

Alicia: "Yeah, I was meaning to ask about that...
since when do YOU have pro wrestling
experience? Hmmm, Jang? *Alicia smirks*

Jang: "Ok, I fess up...In the past, Thunder had
taught me just enough about pro wrestling
for me to apply my Tae Kwon Do skills in
the ring. I still have a ways to go but
I did easily get the job done last show,
probably cause it was just straight up
martial arts vs. martial arts against Mr.
Clyde. And we all know who won THAT battle."

*Jang gives another big grin*

Alicia: "Listen you guys, I don't think it's wise
that we hang around here for much longer.
You don't know what Geese may have up his
sleeve. Plus, I gotta get ready for my
match tonight and I'm sure Jason does too.
How about we all meet up after the show?"

Jang: "Provided you aren't in jail for killing
Holly, and Thunder Strike also isn't
there for killing Geese, then you got it."

Alicia: "I can't make any promises, and judging by
the look on his face, neither can he. Nor
can I blame him after what happened."


*Alicia's face turns serious again as she shakes the
hands of all three men and wishes them luck, her hand
lingering a bit in Thunder Strike's grasp as she looks
into his eyes to get a more comprehensive read on him.
His steely eye gaze not offering any info, she relents
and begins heading down the hall after nodding to them.
She pauses only to launch a fierce uraken at a framed
picture of Holly on the wall, then keeps on walking.*


Jang: "Sometimes I'm worried I trained her TOO well."

Thunder Strike: "We'll need all the firepower we can get,
Jang. cause I have a feeling that we're
gonna be in full out war by the end of the-"


*The camera QUICKLY cuts off the rest of his
sentence and sends us back to the announcers who
are a bit surprised they're back on the air so quickly.*


Mr. Figaro: "Looks like Geese isn't quite ready
to give Thunder Strike more room
to "express his feelings." Hey
Thunder, this ain't women's network!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jang Bae is arrogant, but I'll settle
the score with him another time. For
tonight, it's all about destroying
Jason Hyde and teaching him a lesson."

Mr. Figaro: "Careful, Clyde. Remember who his sister
is and who she's friends with! If you
hurt Jason too much, Angelica is gonna
tell Kat and you ain't gonna get ANY
ninja lovin for a long time!! What
you gonna do tonight? Choose Geese's
mission or Kat's missionary position!?"

Mr. Clyde: "That was so distasteful, even for you."

Mr. Figaro: "I hope I don't have to choose between
Geese's tests and Kim's breas-"

Mr. Clyde: "And our NEXT match for tonight involves
hey Figaro, Patty Sirloin!"

Mr. Figaro: "YES! What was I saying just now?"

Mr. Clyde: "How much attention you are going to pay
to analyzing our next Voltage matchup."

Mr. Figaro: "That DEFINITELY sounds like something I'd say!"

Mr. Clyde: "This next match is between Patty Sirloin
and OG-Joshi newcomer, Jenna Stone."

Mr. Figaro: "Not to start a scandal, which is something
I'd TOTALLY never do...but I've heard
through the grapevine - and by grapevine
I mean internet message boards, and by
internet message boards, I mean spam email-
that Jenna Stone has a major thing for you."

Mr. Clyde: "I've heard no such information."

Mr. Figaro: "I heard she DREAMS of kissing you!"

Mr. Clyde: "And you can verify that dream, HOW? Do
you have some way to view a dream?"

Mr. Figaro: "Dream-reader 3000, part of the "Figaro
Fun package" available for four easy
installments of $49.99, no C.O.D"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't want to know what that include-"

Mr. Figaro: "I'm glad you asked cause-"


*Figaro is interrupted by Patty Sirloin making her way
to the ring. His mouth then hangs agape as he starts drooling*


Mr. Clyde: "Patty Sirloin had a very impressive win
against Hiromi at last weekend's Amplitude.
She was able to overpower and outthink her
on the way to a brutal victory. But she faces
someone who was also victorious at Amplitude:
someone who may actually be one of the few
wrestlers in OG-Joshi that can match her
power for power: that being, Jenna Stone."

Mr. Figaro: "I heard she dreams of kissing you!"

Mr. Clyde: "No looping commentary please, hearing it
once is dreadfully bad enough."

Mr. Figaro: "Is Jenna's heat causing your mind to run
around in circles? Grasping the realization
that Kat Black may not be enough to warm
your ninja soul and body? Why not try them
both on? Along with the entire Ninja Isle!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenna Stone proved herself to be a very
intense and powerful wrestler...but even
more impressively, her power is matched
by her speed and agility. Which, in turn
is matched by her charisma. Whenever you
get someone that strong with that kind
of balance and pure energy, you have an
extremely strong foundation for a top
tier wrestler. Jenna Stone is not a
rookie either, and comes to us via the
very impressive BATT promotion, where
she was the BATT-Joshi Tag Champion twice
and won the Rita Lyn Newcomer Award in 2004."

Mr. Figaro: "A former two time tag champion! Certainly
an impressive signing by OG-Joshi. And
from what we saw in her Amplitude debut,
she has a good sense in the ring. But
Patty Sirloin is PATTY SIRLOIN. Know
what that means? SHE'S F'N PATTY SIRLOIN!"

Mr. Clyde: "Truer words were never spoken."

Mr. Figaro: "ALL BEEF! ALL THE TIME! The power of
beef vs. the rigidity of stone...that
Clyde will achieve while watching Jenna!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's just get to the match alr-"

Mr. Figaro: "SEE! You can't WAIT to watch your new
chick! Clyde, it's OK to have a whole
harem of Joshi chicks!! I do!!"

Mr. Clyde: "And your status of role model is undisputed.
But as you ponder your important role to the
youth of the world, let us get to the match."



Match #2: Jenna Stone vs. Patty Sirloin




*We cut backstage to the locker room of OG-Joshi
Champion, Holly. We see her sitting back on a bench
as is talking to none other then OrochiGeese. She
has an inquisitive look on her face and a smile.*


Holly: "So Geese...got some big plans tonight?"

OG: "Pardon?"

Holly: "I know you too well. You're strutting
around like you got a HUGE ace up
your sleeve. *Holly grins*

OG: "And you're smiling as if you do too."

Holly: "Meee? What ever do you mean? I wouldn't,
for example, get involved in our main
event tonight! That would be "unsportsman-
like!" That would be against the "spirit
of competition". What would our esteemed
General think? Or HAWT*Wing!? I wouldn't
want to make Dizzy cry!" *Holly starts laughing*

OG: "Naturally. *OG smiles* However, I'm here to discuss
something with you. Specifically, your face."


*Holly looks surprised and instinctively touches her face*

Holly: "What about? Do I have a blemish or something?
Come on Geese! Don't play games with me!"

OG: "How is your nose? Did you get it checked
out after the last Voltage?"

Holly: "That little bitch Alicia has tried to break
it for the last few shows. But she failed,
I'm tougher then she thinks. Still, I don't
particularly enjoy wiping caked blood off
my face or walking around with more open
wounds then Sandy Morton, albeit for
DRASTICALLY different reasons..."

*OG's expression turns more serious and he
sits down next to her on the bench*


OG: "Holly, I've always said there are a lot
of similarities between us. The way we
do things, the reason we do them, and
how people react to us. And I believe that
is more true now then ever before. We both
have people out there that want nothing
more then to destroy us, to bring us down.
To END our careers and our ways of life."

Holly: "I know. And worse yet, they seem to get
along with each other. Fraternizing in
the hallways, YOUR hallways!! That's not
right, Geese! This isn't a social club!"

OG: "You have drawn the ire of Alicia Gordon,
and I of Thunder Strike. They are not
the types of enemies we are used to
facing. Do you know WHY that is?"

Holly: "Um, cause Thunder Strike is a loon
and Alicia Gordon is delusional?"

OG: "No, it's because they are willing to
go further to take us down then other
opponents have been. And that is for
one simple reason, we are their MAIN
targets. Contrast that with many of
our old rivals. Rivals that were
merely out for their own success in
the wrestling world and happened to
cross paths with us. Yes, some of
them were skilled, but their attempts
at beating us were incidental to their
own goals. For Alicia and Thunder
Strike, beating us is not enough.
They won't rest until they completely
eliminate us so that we are not a
"danger" anymore to the rest of the
world. Holly, they now live to take
us down. And as such, we have to adapt."

Holly: "How do you suggest?"

OG: "No more fun and games, no more actions
in the ring that fall short of either
winning or crippling. And that brings
me to something I've wanted to discuss
with you for a few months. Back when we
were at your parent's house, you casually
brought up the "Rolling Cradle." It was
mentioned in jest, but I have been doing
some thinking about it. Not just that
move in particular, but other moves like
it that we both utilize. Holly, the time
for fun and games, for just laughing at
our opponents is over. Every time one of
us does the Rolling Cradle, we sacrifice
the opportunity to do a much stronger,
more violent move to defend ourselves from
those who seek to destroy us."

Holly: "And well, it hasn't even helped me
recently against girls like Haley Cannon."

OG: "The Rolling Cradle is a vestige of
the past, it represents what we were
like years ago. When I taught you how
to wrestle, and when..when we our
relationship was different."

Holly: "You mean when we used to f*ck?"

*Holly laughs and lightly punches Geese in the arm*


OG: "Eloquent as always. But if you remember
what I always say when I train you. That
sometimes we "outgrow" certain moves or
strategies based on our own evolution or
the situation at hand. And this is one
of those times. Holly, in place of the
Rolling Cradle, in place of every move
like that, we need to be more aggressive."

Holly: "I think I agree Geese."

OG: "So next time either of us finds ourselves
with the ability to control our opponent's
body, instead of rolling it around to
humiliate them, we place our hands around
their necks and choke the pathetic life out
of them!! It's either them or us Holly,
and I'll be damned if everything we have
built goes down the drain cause of two
little shits who aren't in our league!"

*Holly nods with a stern look in her eyes*

Holly: "Geese, we used to share the Rolling
Cradle, but now we'll each delight in
watching the other one choke our
enemies until they turn blue!"

OG: "I'm glad you agree, I wanted this
to be a shared decision. I think
we both kept the rolling cradle
out of respect for each other.
But now we can respect each other
even more by doing what works for
our own survival, and the utter
destruction of those that stand
in our way. This is turning into
a war, and I will ensure that we
are properly armed and supported
by as many troops as necessary."

Holly: "Like "Private Sandy Morton?"


*OG stands up, walks to the door, turns and smirks*


OG: "That's what the front lines are for."


*Holly laughs as Geese winks and leaves the room*




*We go back to the commentary booth*




Mr. Clyde: "Looks like Geese and Holly are preparing
for war, and I have a feeling the next
match may be one of the first battles."

Mr. Figaro: "And YOU are one of the soldiers!! Go
get em' Clyde, tear that Jason Hyde
a new hide! Make him hide! Hide!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Seeing as you've exhausted your puns,
I will make my way to the ring."


*Mr. Clyde leaves the commentary booth and heads to the
ring. Just then, we see Jason Hyde entering the ringside
area through, you guessed it, the crowd area.*


Mr. Figaro: "The hell is he doing that for!? We already
saw him backstage!! Damn! Why can't he use
the real entrance! He's just jumping the
guard rail to piss off OrochiGeese!!"


*Jason highfives the fans as he jumps the guard rail
and the crowd starts a "He's a crowd jumper, clap clap
clapclapclap" chant much to the chagrin of Clyde and
Figaro, and likely OrochiGeese who is backsta-

No wait, OrochiGeese is NO LONGER backstage...he has
come out to join the commentary booth with Figaro!*


OG: "I trust you don't mind the company?"

Mr. Figaro: "Come to get a better look at the action?"

OG: "And the dismantling of one Jason Hyde,
Why would I bother setting up the match
if I couldn't enjoy it right up front."

Mr. Figaro: "Good point."

OG: "Now, do you have anything to say about
Mr. Clyde's match with Jason Hyde?"

Mr. Figaro: "How about uh, it's about to start?"

OG: "Probably your most perceptive comment tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "SWEET! Do I get a raise!?"

OG: "That depends on how you do AFTER the match..."

Mr. Figaro: "Ahh, I read you loud and clear."

OG: "Good."

*Awkward pause*

Mr. Figaro: "We're uhh talking about me joining in on
a beat down of Jason after the match, right?"

OG: "Very observant...and unfortunately public."

Mr. Figaro: "Sorry."




Match #3: Jason Hyde vs. Mr. Clyde




OG: "Well?"

Mr. Figaro: "Excuse me sir?"

OG: "Don't you have that little "Figaro's corner" to do?"

Mr. Figaro: "Celes is right Geese, you HAVE been out of the loop."

OG: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "I mean, on with the match!"

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OG: "What the hell just happened!?"

Mr. Figaro: "I uh...I think Jason just beat Clyde."

OG: "HOW!?"

Mr. Figaro: "I think Clyde was focusing on hurting him
and was getting VERY close to breaking Jason's
arm, but then Jason staged a comeback. Clyde
was more concerned with injuring Jason, as YOU
instructed him to, rather then get the pin
earlier on when he was probably able to. But
Jason rallied and surprised Clyde with a lot
of pretty impressive maneuvers actua-"

OG: "DAMN IT! Figaro, now! Stop praising
him! Let's go! Time for the real fun!"



*OG and Figaro leave their positions and run down
to the ring but are met immediately by Thunder Strike
and Jang Bae who ran to the ring from the crowd. We have
a 6 person brawl here between OrochiGeese, Figaro, and
Clyde vs. Thunder Strike. Jang Bae, and Jason Hyde! Jason
and Mr. Clyde are still woozy from the match but are
doing their best to keep up and defend themselves.*

*Wait..what's this? Two unidentified men have just
run in from the entrance way...one looks slightly
familiar. It's that man we saw in the old highlight
video of Bolt a few months ago: Naja Mask! Dressed
in green, looking like a snake (!), and leading a HUGE
man...absolutely TRUCK LIKE, dressed in grey and
clad in a grey/black mask, down to the ring.*

*They get in the ring and a look of utter shock
comes across Thunder Strike's face. Naja Mask
and his associate begin attacking Thunder Strike,
Jang Bae, and Jason Hyde as OG holds back Figaro
and the recovering Clyde. OG is smiling as the
two invading men take the fight to his enemies.
But the resolve of Thunder Strike, Jang, and
Jason is not to be tested and they still manage
to be able to fight..until a THIRD man rolls out
from under the ring. It's Nightmare! One of the
most popular wrestlers from Brazil has slid into
the ring and began to attack Strike, Jang, and
Jason! They beat the three men down as Orochi
Geese smiles widely...that is, until the three
men turn around and START BEATING on Orochi Army!*

*OrochiGeese looks shocked and starts to
signal desperately to the backstage area.
This brings an angry Flip Staley who rolls
into the ring and begins brawling with the
three men attacking the Orochi Army. This
is COMPLETE pandemonium, more then usual!*

Really!

*But it's far from over...in fact, it's just
getting started. As three men we have not seen
in OG-FPD since December 2006 run to the ring
and immediately CLEAR everyone out!! The hell!?
How could just 3 men clear this chaos? Easy!
If those three men are Nick Strife, Bak Fu, and

Twinky McLanahan!! The Former PW-W UWH Champion
ran down to ringside with his two allies from
the 12/13 Survival Match and threw out everyone
else fighting in the ring. Twinky looks pissed
off and is staring at Geese. Geese feigns total
shock but then grabs a microphone and looks
around. We see groups of men surrounding the
ring. Orochi Army on one side of the ring,
Naja, Nightmare and the big guy on the other
side. Thunder Strike, Jang Bae, and Jason Hyde
have gone into the crowd on yet another side
and are staring at each opposing group. Meanwhile,
Twinky, Bak Fu, and Nick Strife stare down at
Geese, waiting to hear what he has to say.
Twinky is shouting at Geese and demanding
to know what Geese is trying to do here!*


OG: "Ahh, all of the players have now assembled
and taken their place on the stage. WHAT
stage you ask? One of new opportunity, of
new competition, of new chances for GLORY."

*Everyone is looking at Geese confused, even
Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde. Flip is standing stoicly.*


OG: "So Thunder Strike...happy to see our old
friends Naja Mask, Nightmare, and Marauder?"

*OG points to the large masked man next to Naja
Mask and HENCE we have confirmed his name!*

OG: "You must be wondering why three of the top
wrestlers of the current UBL are here! You see
after Amplitude aired in Japan last weekend,
something got their attention. Specifically,
seeing their UBL Boss, Drake Yoshida, on MY
show got their attention. They HAD to have
been wondering why the scheduled UBL 2007
singles league had not started at the
usual time. Is that correct, boys?"

*Naja, Nightmare, and Marauder nod
their heads in agreement, after Naja hisses at
Geese for calling them "boys". OG hisses back
with a sarcastic and unafraid expression*


OG" "You all must be wondering why your boss,
the head of UBL for over 5 years,
had been unreachable for months!"

OG: "Here's your answer. Drake Yoshida works
for me now. And in his final act as UBL
Boss...he convinced his father to sell
the Yoshida owned UBL...to ME."

OG: "I am the new Owner of the UBL, the
Universal Battle League is now mine!!"


*Thunder Strike, Naja Mask, Marauder, and
Nightmare stare at Geese, utterly shocked.*


OG: "And as the new owner, I will see to it that
the Universal Championship will continue to
be competed in a Singles League this year. A
league that will start in June and contain
twelve wrestlers that I have chosen. I bought
the contracts of EVERY existing UBL wrestler
and also hold the contract of Twinky McLanahan.
But I extend invitations to Bak Fu and Nick
Strife, as I have some unfinished business with
both of them. And lest I forget, Thunder Strike
and Jason Hyde, are also invited to my new
project. It wouldn't be UBL without Thunder
Strike, after all! Sorry Jang Bae, I don't allow
those who double cross me access to the Universal
Championship. But as I have a score to settle
with you, as does Mr. Clyde, you will be welcomed
into the UBL as a participant of the general roster."

OG: "Flip Staley will also be part of the UBL singles
leages, as my price was quite right to him."

OG: "Now, to those in the audience who have not
yet been properly exposed to the UBL, I will
be announcing the official home of the UBL
(aka website) in the next week. There you
the background of the UBL as well as a
list of the participants in the Universal
Champion Singles League. A schedule will
be available shortly after."

OG: "The Title of Universal Champion has been
the most prestigious Championship in Japan
for years. And with the assistance of the
former UBL boss, Drake Yoshida, I will take
the UBL to new heights. And I will do it by
using the spirit of competition among all
of you circling the ring, and the HATRED
you have for me and each other. Yes, your
hatred will fuel this. And to those who have
second thoughts, I ask you this."

*OG gives the biggest smirk of the night as he
puts his hands out in a "come get some" motion*


OG: "With OG-FPD gone, the UBL is the ONLY place
where you will get a GUARANTEED match against
me to even your own personal scores. I will
also be in the Universal Champion 2007 Singles
League. So you all want a shot at me? Twinky,
Thunder Strike, Jason? Naja? Marauder?

OG: "Any of you? ALL of you? Then you do it in MY
league, by my rules, or you don't do it at all."

OG: "And to give you all a taste of UBL action
to come, next Voltage will have a special
Battle Royale to get some of you further
acquainted with each other. Now, I trust
you all have some preparations to do."


*All the wrestlers begin to advance to the ring,
as OrochiGeese senses that he drastically misspoke*


OG: "No...no, not THOSE preparations against ME.
And I suggest you all stay on your best behavior
for the rest of tonight by leaving my show.
I will see you all at the next Voltage on
May 13th. Oh, and if any of you are wondering
which of eight of you will compete in the Battle
Royale, you'll find out immediately before
the match. So I suggest you ALL show up."

OG: "Oh, and Jason Hyde...don't expect your
performance tonight to be an indicator
of your success in the UBL. You got lucky
against Clyde cause he operated under MY
plans to cripple you. But your luck won't
happen again. In fact, I'll be surprised
if you last more then ONE match against
some of these wrestlers. In fact, I do
wonder what will happen when you are
forced to face Thunder Strike...or when
Twinky is forced to face Nick Stife...
this should be a grand endeavor, indeed."


*OG smirks and begins to leave up the ramp as
some of the wrestlers look at each other with
anger and tension. Figaro and Clyde go back
to the commentary booth, flanked by Flip Staley
who opts to stand there behind them to provide
temporary security. Thunder Strike, Jang, and Jason
leave through the crowd, after Thunder Strike takes
a long look at Naja and Marauder. Naja hisses at
him in response. Then Nightmare leaves the arena,
followed by the two. Twinky, Bak and Nick choose
to leave via the ring ramp, and stare at Figaro,
Clyde, and Staley. Staley and Bak Fu then engage
in their own staredown which causes all of the
crowd members in the nearby area to practically
soil themselves at the prospects of a fight
between those two. Bak vs. Flip? Shit son.*


*And just as things appear to be calming
down, one lone man runs out of the backstage
area, brandishing a SWORD AND A SHIELD!"

For real? FOR REALS!

*Holy shi...no, Holy Roman Empire! It's
the Centurion! Is HE part of the UBL too!?

In a word: YES! But after seeing no one is
left in the ring, he also goes backstage,
after exchanging menacing looks with Mr.
Figaro, who starts putting on what appears
to be metal claws in response to Centurion's
weapons. Luckily, no fight breaks out,
and Centurion leaves in relative peace.*





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Mr. Figaro: "So uh...I guess we just found out
why Geese has been so distracted
lately. Acquiring and preparing for
a new promotion, or well, (Orwell?)
his version of an existing one, that
he once competed for under the Bolt
moniker. But the question I have is
this: Did he do all that stuff with
Thunder Strike to get to THIS point?"

Mr. Clyde: "My guess is that his main goal really
WAS to eliminate the threat that is
Thunder Strike. But including him in
the UBL plan is certainly back-up.
As now that Geese owns the UBL, the
fans will WANT to see Thunder Strike
get his revenge against OrochiGeese.
OG doesn't seem to worried about
Thunder Strike anymore, at least after
he had him drugged, but he'll certainly
make more money from the fans wanting
to see this matchup. To Geese, that's
a win-win situation as he doesn't
believe Thunder Strike is a risk."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, we've been in the ring with
him...he IS a risk. I don't know
what Geese remembers from his old
style years ago, or what Thunder
Strike was like BEFORE he was
drugged by Geese, but damn, that
guy hits HARD. So did Jang. I'm
not saying Thunder Strike can
beat Geese. And really, Geese
has seemed stronger then ever
before recently, but Thunder
Strike is NOT a pushover."

Mr. Clyde: "This announcement tonight, I'm
shocked Geese was able to keep it
under wraps for so long. But
it's now here and 12 wrestlers
will be competing in this singles
league to crown the 2007 Universal
Champion. I believe that UBL also
has a Tag League to crown the Title
of "Universal Battalion", but the
Tag League is held at a different
time then the Singles League."

Mr. Figaro: "Nice sleuthering!"

Mr. Clyde: "NOT a word...even remotely."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, in any case, I wonder if
we'll be competing in the Singles
League. Or Tag League, or just
in the UBL in general!"

Mr. Clyde: "Geese said I'd get my chance of
revenge against Jang Bae and
Jason Hyde...so I'm guessing
we both will be involved."

Mr. Figaro: "So uh...Jason Hyde.."

Mr. Clyde: "I DON'T want to talk about it.
Let's move on, now."

Mr. Figaro: "I was just gonna say that
you were VICIOUS against
his arm, Clyde! That was
some INSPIRED arm work!!"

Mr. Clyde: "He'll feel his arm for a while,
that is for sure. I left my mark."

Mr. Figaro: "Speaking of feeling things, it's
time for more OG-Joshi action!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our main event tonight features
two impressive and heroic groups
in OG-Joshi. The team of J*NiGHT,
consisting of Juli Tanaka, Kaori
NiGHT, and Jenny McLanahan will
take on the team of HAWT*Wing,
consisting of Azumi Oonishi, Diane
"Dizzy" Cavuto, and Alicia Gordon."

Mr. Figaro: "Of special note is that Dizzy and
Azumi are the current reigning
OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions."

Mr. Clyde: "And that on the next Voltage, Jenny
McLanahan and Alicia Gordon will
be wrestling to determine the #1
Contender position to the OG-Joshi
World Championship held by Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "The winner of the #1 Contenders
match will challenge Holly for her
Title at the May 27th OG-Joshi PPV."

Mr. Clyde: "Also, Juli Tanaka and Kaori NiGHT
will challenge Azumi and Dizzy
for their OG-Joshi Tag Titles."

Mr. Figaro: "So in this match right now you
will be seeing practically all
the women involved in Title
Shots at the PPV, except Holly!"

Mr. Clyde: "Who will likely make an appearance
if the last few shows are an indication."

Mr. Figaro: "She might, and they are!!"

Mr. Clyde: "With the talk of Championships out
of the way, there is another story
we must discuss: That of the growing
dissension within HAWT*Wing, namely
between Alicia Gordon and Dizzy.
While Dizzy understands what Holly
has put Alicia through in the last
year, she does not approve of Alicia's
violent, one might even say, vigilante-
like tactics in dealing with her.


Mr. Figaro: "Alicia believes the way to keep the
purity of competition in OG-Joshi is
to literally, and quite FORCEFULLY,
expunge what she calls the "filth".
Whereas Dizzy adopts a campaign of
leading the cry of competition by
example: Not by using excessive force
to eliminate excessive force the way
Alicia does, but by enforcing pure
competition by practicing just that."

Mr. Clyde: "It seems as if Azumi agrees with
Dizzy but right now the internal
debate between HAWT*Wing rages as
to the purpose and actions of their
group. Add in the fact that Dizzy
was not happy with Alicia's recent
treatment and attitude towards Jenny."

Mr. Figaro: "While Alicia and Jenny have never
had any tension before this year,
some has recently arisen. That is
because Jenny has stood in the way
of Alicia totally destroying Holly
the past few months. This is somewhat
surprising considering that Jenny
and Holly have been feuding for
a long time themselves, but when
you realize that Jenny probably
shares Dizzy's viewpoint, it's
understandable. Plus, Jenny wants
very much to beat a healthy Holly for
the OG-Joshi World Title, and not have
Holly in the hospital after a severe
attack from Alicia. But since Jenny
has been in Alicia's way, Alicia
has said and done things that make
it seem Jenny is disposable to Alicia."

Mr. Clyde: "And that brings us directly to this
match. As after a few pull apart
brawls between Alicia and Jenny, the
two groups got involved and weren't
always friendly with each other. Part
of that is the underlying tension
between Jenny and Kaori against Azumi
and Dizzy after the latter team beat
the former team for the OG-Joshi Tag
Titles at the 12/13 Anniversary Show."

Mr. Figaro: "So this match was signed to let the
two factions fight out some of their
frustration, as well as to give each
team, and the fans, a preview of the
matches to come involving the two groups."

Mr. Clyde: "So now, with all of that said, it is
time to get to our main event. We
will see how the inter and intra
group tension plays out."



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Mr. Clyde: "A very competitive encounter between those
two teams but in the end it was Kaori NiGHT
picking up a big victory over Azumi Oonishi."

Mr. Figaro: "Ever since the 12/13 Anniversary show, Azumi
has been having trouble competing with Kaori
NiGHT. Kaori even beat her in a singles match
a few shows ago. However, Kaori IS one of the
top, cream of the crop, making opponent's drop-"

Mr. Clyde: "Please STOP."

Mr. Figaro: "Sorry, Kaori is one of the best Joshi wrestlers
in the entire world today so losing to her
is not cause for shame, but it may be cause
for alarm in terms of the Tag Title match
coming up at the next PPV!"

Mr. Clyde: "Both teams fought hard but Kaori was able
to out manuever Azumi late in the match with
her excellent striking. Still, I saw this
match going either way until the very end."

Mr. Figaro: "True, but I did see distinctly better teamwork
among J*Night then I did from HAWT*wing."

Mr. Clyde: "I would chalk that up to the tension between
Alicia and Dizzy. No better example of that
was at the VERY end of the match. Kaori had
Azumi pinned and the other two members of both
teams came out to react. While Jenny and Juli
IMMEDIATELY attempted a double team move, and
hit it, Alicia appeared to want to go in alone
and ignored Dizzy's assistance. Jenny and Juli
took advantage of that and hit a nice double
dropkick on Alicia, keeping her and Dizzy at
bay for the referee to finish counting the pin.
Had Alicia attempted to work with Dizzy there,
they may have been able to disrupt the pin and
continue the match. But Alicia wanted to go
in her own way, and that strategy didn't work."

Mr. Figaro: "And it looks like Alicia isn't too happy."


*Alicia gets up from the double dropkick and sees that the
match is over. She looks flustered and begins to leave the
ring but Dizzy tries to hold her back to talk to her. Alicia
shrugs her off and begins to walk back up the ramp alone.
J*Night looks at Dizzy and then in Alicia's direction and
shrugs. Dizzy then goes over to J*Night and shakes their
hands, as does Azumi as she recovers from the FFF.*


Mr. Clyde: "That's what Dizzy means by pure competition.
She respects J*NiGHT for winning the match
fair and square and has no qualms in showing
that. But its clear Alicia is less then
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*Alicia is still walking up the ramp when BAM...she suddenly
falls backwards!! What the hell happened!? A steel chair
starts to show itself behind the curtain and then a smirking
Holly makes her way out to the ramp and hits Alicia for a
second time with the chair! Then she begins to CHOKE her on
the entrance until Dizzy and Jenny run to stop her, with
Azumi, Juli, and Kaori following closely behind.*


Mr. Figaro: "A cunning attack by Holly here. She was
able to surprise an isolated Alicia who
was tired and distracted due to the past
match. Holly got in two nice shots too."


*Holly quickly flees once she sees HAWT*Wing and J*Night
approaching. Dizzy, Azumi, and Jenny help Alicia up, who is
still conscious but bleeding from the mouth. Alicia sees
Jenny and pushes her away, prompting Jenny to get pissed,
shrug her shoulders at Dizzy in Alicia's direction once
AGAIN, and then leave with Kaori and Juli. Dizzy asks
Alicia why she is acting this way but Alicia just runs
backstage, or stumbles a bit, trying to find Holly.*


Mr. Clyde: "Alicia is NOT in any condition right
now to take on a fresh Holly. Alicia
just went through a long match, took
two chair shots, and was choked. Holly
saw no action tonight and is probably
waiting to ambush her. In fact..."


*We go backstage to find Alicia running/stumbling
through the hallway screaming out Holly's name. The
camera zooms a bit to find Holly behind another hallway
with a second chair, waiting to approach. Just as Alicia
is in striking distance, Holly winds back the chair right
as Alicia sees that she's about to get clocked in the head-"


Holly: "F*CK! What the hell!?"


*Holly's chair is stuck on something!! The
Camera zooms back again, it's Thunder Strike!
He caught the chair and is stopping Holly
from attacking Alicia! Alicia gets a renewed
look in her eyes as she sees Thunder Strike
wrestling the chair out of Holly's hands*


Holly: "LET GO OF THAT!!"

Thunder Strike: "Not on my watch, whore."

Holly: "F*CK YOU, TOY SOLDIER! SECURITY! SECURITY!"


*Thunder Strike grabs the chair away from Holly
and Alicia immediately kicks Holly hard in the stomach,
sending Holly down. She begins peppering Holly with
elbow smashes as Thunder Strike looks on, fighting off
the members of the security team who are trying to save
Holly. Thunder Strike turns to Holly and barks*


Thunder Strike: "Don't start a war you can't finish,
bitch. Relay that message to Geese too."


*HAWT*Wing finally catch up to Alicia and look on
shocked as they see the carnage going on. Dizzy yells
out for Alicia to stop but Alicia ignores her entirely.
Finally, enough security guards come over and Thunder
Strike shouts to Alicia that they have to go. They leave
just in time and run out of the arena. The show ends
as we see EMT's tending to Holly who for the third
voltage in a row, has blood pouring out of her nose and
mouth. The final camera shot is of the disturbed looks
on the faces of Dizzy, Azumi, and a recently arrived
Jenny McLanahan, the woman who has to face Alicia
at the next Voltage for the #1 Contendership*


*Fin*