One big happy office family
Sept 11, 2007 18:31:50 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Sept 11, 2007 18:31:50 GMT -5
*Mr. Clyde is walking through the OG-Joshi section of Orochi-O's HQ. He appears to be on his way to visit General Celes and approaches her door but does not knock. That is because he hears muffled voices inside. He puts his ear to the door, ninja-like*
Male voice: "Just promise me we won't tell him til the show."
Female voice: "He is NOT going to be happy with this, Figaro."
*Aha, one of the voices is Mr. Figaro. And given whose office it is, the female voice must be Celes*
Figaro: "Come on, your promised me you'd go along with this."
Celes: "You promised ME that if I didn't stand in your way, you'd accept it when Kat and Clyde don't elope."
Figaro: "Elope, screw that! I want to throw a big ninja WEDDING! I want like, ninja fighting all in the background while Clyde slips the ring on Kat when she doesn't even realize it cause of his ninja speed! I want a big ninja cake with Kim Cross about to bust out of it wearing nothing but icing! I want-"
*Clyde can take no more and busts into the room*
Clyde: "I want you to STOP doing this already. And you, Celes, why are you encouraging him?"
*Celes looks a bit embarrassed*
Celes: "Well, questionable as his motives, he actually did come up with a good idea."
Figaro: "Hear that, lil buddy! I did good!"
Celes: "Figaro suggested that Kim Cross and Kat Black team up in some tag matches."
Figaro: "To show we're all one happy Orochi Army family!"
Celes: "While I doubt Kat has any designs in joining our 'family', the fact is that a team of Kat Black and Kim Cross would be quite formidable. They have both had phenomenal success this last year and given their different skills, they could be quite complimentary of each other and a big boost to the tag division."
Clyde: "Well, I don't doubt how strong a team they'd make but-"
Figaro: "SEE!! They'd be AMAZING! They could be the next OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions!"
Celes: "Let's just see how they do against the Reed Sisters this weekend."
Clyde: "You...you made a match already?"
*Celes smiles*
Celes: "Well, that IS what I do here, isn't it? Don't worry Clyde, at the very least, you'll have an enjoyable match to commentate."
Clyde: "And you promise that when its proven that Kat isn't-"
Figaro: "Testing out your blow-gun?"
Celes: "You sometimes test even my stomach."
Clyde: "When its proven that Kat and I aren't involved, then you HAVE to stop this."
Figaro: "Sure, sure. Ain't no thang, Clyde, ain't no thang. But for us BELIEVERS, believers in NINJA LOVE, we're content to just sit back and stir the romantic pot until you can't deny it any more!!"
Celes: "If it results in a workable Kat/Kim tag team and entertaining matches, I have no objection."
Clyde: "Fair enough."
*Clyde bows to Celes, semi-sneers at Figaro, who laughs in response, and then leaves*
Celes: "Given the situation, I think you ought to go easy on him this week in commentary."
Figaro: "Fine, fine."
*Figaro has a wide grin which suggests to Celes that "easy" isn't easy enough*
Male voice: "Just promise me we won't tell him til the show."
Female voice: "He is NOT going to be happy with this, Figaro."
*Aha, one of the voices is Mr. Figaro. And given whose office it is, the female voice must be Celes*
Figaro: "Come on, your promised me you'd go along with this."
Celes: "You promised ME that if I didn't stand in your way, you'd accept it when Kat and Clyde don't elope."
Figaro: "Elope, screw that! I want to throw a big ninja WEDDING! I want like, ninja fighting all in the background while Clyde slips the ring on Kat when she doesn't even realize it cause of his ninja speed! I want a big ninja cake with Kim Cross about to bust out of it wearing nothing but icing! I want-"
*Clyde can take no more and busts into the room*
Clyde: "I want you to STOP doing this already. And you, Celes, why are you encouraging him?"
*Celes looks a bit embarrassed*
Celes: "Well, questionable as his motives, he actually did come up with a good idea."
Figaro: "Hear that, lil buddy! I did good!"
Celes: "Figaro suggested that Kim Cross and Kat Black team up in some tag matches."
Figaro: "To show we're all one happy Orochi Army family!"
Celes: "While I doubt Kat has any designs in joining our 'family', the fact is that a team of Kat Black and Kim Cross would be quite formidable. They have both had phenomenal success this last year and given their different skills, they could be quite complimentary of each other and a big boost to the tag division."
Clyde: "Well, I don't doubt how strong a team they'd make but-"
Figaro: "SEE!! They'd be AMAZING! They could be the next OG-Joshi Tag Team Champions!"
Celes: "Let's just see how they do against the Reed Sisters this weekend."
Clyde: "You...you made a match already?"
*Celes smiles*
Celes: "Well, that IS what I do here, isn't it? Don't worry Clyde, at the very least, you'll have an enjoyable match to commentate."
Clyde: "And you promise that when its proven that Kat isn't-"
Figaro: "Testing out your blow-gun?"
Celes: "You sometimes test even my stomach."
Clyde: "When its proven that Kat and I aren't involved, then you HAVE to stop this."
Figaro: "Sure, sure. Ain't no thang, Clyde, ain't no thang. But for us BELIEVERS, believers in NINJA LOVE, we're content to just sit back and stir the romantic pot until you can't deny it any more!!"
Celes: "If it results in a workable Kat/Kim tag team and entertaining matches, I have no objection."
Clyde: "Fair enough."
*Clyde bows to Celes, semi-sneers at Figaro, who laughs in response, and then leaves*
Celes: "Given the situation, I think you ought to go easy on him this week in commentary."
Figaro: "Fine, fine."
*Figaro has a wide grin which suggests to Celes that "easy" isn't easy enough*