9/5/07 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Voltage - September 5th, 2007


*Assorted pyro goes off as the Orochi-Tron comes
to life and begins showing scenes from the previous
OG-Joshi PPV, Limit Break. Finally, we go to our
trusty commentators, Mr. Clyde and Mr. Figaro. For
the record, Mr. Figaro is wearing a "Summer Forever"
shirt and is wearing a pair of unsightly cutoff shorts*


Mr. Clyde: "Just HAD to wear them, didn't you?"

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde! Summer's almost over man,
if I don't wear these babies now,
I won't get to for a whole year!"

Mr. Clyde: "Good, we have some time to gear
up before our next sickness
outbreak. By the way, are we
on the air now?"

*Mr. Figaro chuckles and Clyde swears under his breath*

Mr. Clyde: "Greetings fans and welcome to
the first Voltage of the fall.
We have four exciting matches
for you as we gear up toward-"

Mr. Figaro: "BEEP! You already said "gear up!"

Mr. Clyde: "As we prepare for the fourth
annual OG-FPD Anniversary show
to be held on December 13th."

Mr. Figaro: "Zero score and four years ago,
our founder OrochiGeese set
upon us with a mission. A
mission to wear short shorts
as many times as possible in
the summer for MAXIMUM fun!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think it's time to get right
to a match cause you've had
MONTHS without commentary and
it's clear you are 'backed up'
in a way that will be painful
for our ears this entire show."

Mr. Figaro: "Which lovely ladies will be
starting us off tonight?"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenna Stone-"

Mr. Figaro: "A-HA! I knew you thought she
was slammin!! Just don't let
Kat hear you say you think
Jenna is the loveliest thing
since peanut butter on a moose!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'll make sure she NEVER hears
me say anything remotely like
that. But what is important
NOW is that we have Jenna Stone,
still a relative newcomer to
OG-Joshi, taking on her recent
rival, Patty Sirloin. These two
have each one-upped each other
in some way over the last few
months. Jenna won her debut
match against Patty, but then
Patty got revenge in a tag
team match as her and Yoyo
combined to simultaneously
hold down Jenna for the pin.
Then at last month's Amplitude,
the two actually left the confines
of their six woman tag match and
began brawling into the crowd!"

Mr. Figaro: "Oh imagine the lucky sap who had
Jenna AND my delicious rump roast
Patty Sirloin fighting and sweating
all over them. 'King for a day, that
lucky fan would be. King for a day,
if only that would be ME!'"

Mr. Clyde: "Uh yeah. Anyway, General Celes
decided to get these two to end
their feud conclusively tonight
and agree to a "Last Woman Standing"
match based on their shared love of
power wrestling. We will see which
one can overpower the other and keep
them down for a 10 count."

Mr. Figaro: "I'd love to keep Patty down for
a 10 count, that's all I'd ne-"

Mr. Clyde: "ENOUGH! We've been back for five
minutes and already a sponsor has
cancelled their involvement."

Mr. Figaro: "Sponsors, schmonsors."

Mr. Clyde: "Seeing as you have elected to no
longer speak coherently, now is as
good a time as any to get to the match."

Mr. Figaro: "Someone's a testy little ninja tonight!"
I guess there IS some tension in the air
now though. What with you having a cute
schoolboy crush on Jenna Stone and me
wanting to tenderize and marinate Patty."

Mr. Clyde: "Oh so does that mean you are going to
run out HYSTERICALLY to the ring and
get them to stop wrestling like you
did to Kim and Kat last Amplitude?"

Mr. Figaro: "Nahh...I just reserve that for our
LOVES. Patty and Jenna are just our
CRUSHES. Its different, Clyde. We
gots to have our crushes, but when
it comes down to the 'nitty-gritty,
legs-splitty, enter-kitty,' then we
REALLY gots to have our loves!"

Mr. Clyde: "That was probably the worst thing
you've ever said. And the fact you've
likely been storing that up for
MONTHS makes it even worse."

Mr. Figaro: "No, actually, I didn't want to
rehearse for tonight's return.
Just good ole improv, Clyde.
I shoot from the HIP, if you
gets what I'm saying, bud!
Wanna hear a freestyle!?"

Mr. Clyde: "No. I 'gets' that its time for
the match...overdue really."



Match #1 - LWS: Jenna Stone vs. Patty Sirloin [GOOGLE]



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Mr. Clyde: "A very hard-hitting match for both
women but Jenna Stone manages to
keep Patty down due to that VERY
intense "PowerStone Driver"

Mr. Figaro: "Poor poor Patty. So close yet so
far. If she had only stopped trying
to flirt with me and 'shake'n'bake'
her stuff in front of me, she would-"

Mr. Clyde: "Likely have made everyone a LOT
less queasy. But aside from THAT,
she fought hard but just couldn't
keep this young, upstart Jenna
Stone down despite her powerful
offense. Jenna's will and agility
proved too much for Patty to
surmount, and it was Jenna's
own great strength that sealed
the victory for her. It should
be interestng to see where Jenna
goes from here now that Patty has
been put out to pasture in this feud."

Mr. Figaro: "THATS A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY!!
TERRIBLY HILARIOUS, BUT STILL
TERRIBLE! I HAVE FEELINGS CLYDE!
WHY DONT YOU NURTURE THEM!?!?!?"

*Mr. Figaro runs away, fake crying*


Mr. Clyde: "In any case, Jenna Stone pick up
the big win here and I think all
of the fans are looking forward to
seeing what's next for her in OG-Joshi,
as Jenna gives an appreciative SKIP
down the entryway while waving."


Jenna Stone (O) ["PowerStone Driver" - 17:12] (X) Patty Sirloin


*Mr. Figaro comes running back and is calm again*

Mr. Clyde: "And we are now going backstage where-"

Mr. Figaro: "I got this one, Clyde! We are now
following the beautiful and talented Kim
Cross as she takes a promenade backstage!"


*Backstage, in the winding corridors of the Venkman Arena.
We are moving alongside one Kim Cross, walking purposely to
a yet unknown destination. She turns a corner and takes a
quick step back in surprise, narrowly avoiding collision with
someone coming the other way. Looking up due to the difference
in height, Kim stands face to face with Kat Black, her almost-opponent
at the last Amplitude. Both women stand silent for a few seconds,
looking at each other, and then Kim's shoots some eye-daggers and
mutters something under her breath as she moves to walk past.*

Kat: "What was that?"

Kim: "Is your mask on too tight? I said; I thought you were
supposed to be graceful."

Kat: "What's your problem, Cross? First you duck out of our
match, and now this..."

Kim: "*I* ducked out? How do I know you didn't ask Clyde to
influence Figaro? "

Kat: "What? You're not saying you believe that buffoon..."

Kim: "He's more a simpleton than a buffoon. And..yes, I do
believe him,there's something suspicious about you two
masked wonders, let's not forget that "Crimson Mask" debacle!"

*Upon hearing the name, Kat's face turns into a scowl of
iron doom, tension knifable. Just at that moment, Mean Jean Carter
[wow, hand her the Wrong Place Wrong Time award] comes round the
corner, microphone in hand, and attempts to defuse the situation.*

MJC: "Hey you two, erm..glad to see the "incident" at Amplitude
hasn't stopped the FRIENDLY competition between you!"

*Kim switches her glare to Mean Jean.*

Kim: "There's not much competition, now that you mention it."

MJC: *ahem* "The source of this ... rumour appears to be Mr.
Figaro. Probably written in crayons...
Kat, with such a ... credible source, why are you taking
this seriously enough to get this upset?"

*Kat stops scowling at Kim for the moment, and looks at Jean.*

Kat: "I spent most of my time since coming here to OG-Joshi
fighting Crimson Mask, not to mention LMAO over in LAWL.
Now I finally got some good matches against the likes of
Tigress Mask and Ruby Moreno, and I'm in no mood to deal
with this type of nonsense again..."

*Kim looks like she's had enough of being ignored.*

Kim: *stamps* "It is not nonsense! She's very obviously a
ninja! Look at the mask! The movements! The technique!
The smokebombs! Even people that have only seen 3 Ninjas:
High Noon at Mega Mountain can see that!"

MJC: "...She moves like 3 children?"

Kim: "Gah! No! I was implying that 3 Ninjas: High Noon at
Mega Mountain is a terrible example of ninjaness,
and that if your only exposure to the ninja phenomenon
was that movie it would still be obvious to you that Kat
Black is indeed a ninja! Also it has Hulk Hogan in it."

MJC: "...Hulk Hogan?"

Kim: *sigh* "Kat, can you believe this...."

*When the camera pulls out, Kat has left [...or magically
disappeared?!]. Kim looks around before turning back to Jean.*

Kim: "See, Jean, I told you. Ninja..."


*We go back to our announcers as Mr. Figaro is grinning widely*


Mr. Clyde: "Not a word..."

Mr. Figaro: "Even Kim knows that Kat is a ninja and
is involved in activities of a ninja fashion
with you! Bedtime activities"

Mr. Clyde: "What you SHOULD have been paying attention
to in that segment was the frustration that
you and Kim are putting Kat through by
spreading these rumors. Kat has finally
made it to the point where she was free of
annoyances and now here you two go."

Mr. Figaro: "I'm sorry if TRUTH is an annoyance, Clyde!
Why don't you want everyone to KNOW!"

Mr. Clyde: "Even if it WAS true, it certainly wouldn't
be anyone else's business what Kat or I
do in my spare tim-" *Clyde pauses*

*Figaro grows wide-eyed*

Mr. Figaro: "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! YOU ADMITTED IT!"

Mr. Clyde: "Standing up for a right to privacy isn't
admitting what someone alleges we actually do."

Mr. Figaro: "WRONG! It TOTALLY does!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Ok, if we can move on to the next matc-"

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, I got this. Your old buddy and pal
Figgy will make this all RIGHT for you and
Kat. Kim will help me to get you and Kat
to publicly express your love for each other!"

Mr. Clyde: "How about we just get to the next mat-"

Mr. Figaro: "YOU DONT HAVE TO LIVE IN SECRET ANYMORE!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well I AM a ninja, despite any
allegations, I'd still want to-"

Mr. Figaro: "THE COMMUNITY HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW!"

Mr. Clyde: "And you're the community mouth, I suppose?"

Mr. Figaro: "MY MOUTH IS USED FOR MANY THINGS!"

Mr. Clyde: "How about demonstrating its variety by
actually putting it to the task of
discussing our next match, for a change?"

Mr. Figaro: "FINE!! I'll show you! I'll show EVERYBODY!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our next match was made as a result of the
previous Amplitude. During the six woman tag
match that pitted Jenna Stone, Lisa Robinson,
and Lana against Patty Sirloin, Jane Dod, and
Eris Byrne, Jane Dod picked up the tap-out
victory over Lisa due to the shenanigans of
Jane and Eris. They repeatedly distracted the
referee to prevent Lisa, who had been in the
ring for far too long with a hurt leg, from
making the tag to Lana. As a result of that
chicanery and the subsequent victory-"

Mr. Figaro: "CHICANERY!"

Mr. Clyde: "As a result, Lisa and Lana requested
tonight's match. But will they be able
to get revenge against two of the fastest
rising stars of OG-Joshi, and a tandem
that seems to have remarkable teamwork
considering the fact they have only been
casually teaming for a month or two?"

Mr. Figaro: "I think you're right, Clyde. Jane Dod
and Eris Byrne are on quite a roll and
they have a lot in common with each other
when it comes to "stretching" the rules."

Mr. Clyde: "And by 'stretching' you mean 'breaking'."

Mr. Figaro: "Depends what we're talking about."

Mr. Clyde: "I'm not gonna pursue that train of
throught further. Instead, let's get
right to the match."



Match #2 - Lisa Robinson/Lana vs. Eris Byrne/Jane Dod [GOOGLE]




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Mr. Clyde: "And this match was utter chaos at the end
which allowed the team of alleged
chaos queens to pick up the big victory."

Mr. Figaro: "Chaos Queens has a nice ring to it, Clyde."

Mr. Clyde: "Well, YOU told me to call them that."

Mr. Figaro: "You weren't supposed to say THAT part!"

Mr. Clyde: "In any case, it was Eris Byrne who hit
a VICIOUS kick to Lisa's knee as she was
pinning Jane. Not only did that kick
catch Lisa off guard, but it was at
such a sick angle that Lisa stayed down
for longer then Jane did, despite her
being hit by a powerbomb. Jane got up
and then applied her trademark version
of the STF onto Lisa, making her tap
out instantly. And once again Eris and
Jane managed to win the match after
focusing their assault on Lisa's leg."

Mr. Figaro: "But you gotta give Lana and Lisa a lot
of credit in this match, they really
did bring the fight. But in the end,
Eris and Jane's gameplan trumped the
anger that Lisa and Lana had."

Mr. Clyde: "We'll see whats next for these two
teams in the coming weeks. But one
thing is for sure, and thats that
General Celes has to be keeping a
close eye on Eris and Jane as they
both continue to impress."


Eris Byrne/Jane Dod (O) [Inverted STF - 23:26] (X) Lisa Robinson/Lana



*After both teams leave the ring, we see four women
in the front row: None other then KENTA! Army!!*

Mr. Figaro: "Hey look, Clyde...did you notice
who joined us for that match?"

Mr. Clyde: "Actually I DID, but after you went
nuts talking about Kat and Kim, and
Jenna and Patty, and in general, I
didn't think it was wise to mention
that KENTA! Army came out to ringside
right before the previous match."

Mr. Figaro: "It appears that they are talking
somewhat heatedly amongst themselves,
and also that we aren't the only ones
who are noticing them. OG-Joshi
interviewer, Mean Jean Carter, who has
already had a busy night, has come over."


*We see Jean has made her way over to the four bickering
girls. She goes to first talk to Keina but Shino pulls Jean's
microphone away from Keina and to herself.*

Shino: "You speak to ME, Jean Carter. I speak
for KENTA! Army for now on, got it?"

MJC: "Um, ok. So, I noticed that you four
came out to watch the match. Why is that?"

Shino: "I told General Ceres that KENTA Army
needed to get stronger. And I will
help the other three do that by watching
strong wrestlers like Eris and Jane."

*Keina pulls the mic to her*

Keina: "NO!! ELIS IS BAD WOMAN!! WINNING RIKE
SHE DID IS NOT STRONG! IT NOT RIGHT!
SHE AND JANE CHEAT!! KENTA NOT RIKE
CHEATING!! KENTA PLAY FAIR AND SMOOTH!
KENTA PLAY BY RULES! ... RULES OF ROVE!"

Shino: "NO!! KENTA LIKE VICTORY YOU STUPID GIRL!"

*Keina starts crying*

Shino: "Keina know NOTHING of victory, that why
she lose to Eris at Limit.Break."

MJC: "Redundant statement, but continue..."

Shino: "Keina not know HOW to win. Eris and
Jane do. Keina, Naomi, and Hiromi
should watch women like Eris and Jane.
Until they learn to fight like them,
I won't allow them to get in the ring."

Naomi: "BUT WE TRY OUR BEST SHINOOOOOOOO!"

Shino: "Your 'best' has shamed KENTA!!"

*Now Naomi bursts out in tears*

Shino: "And your tears have dishonored us all!"

*For the hell of it, Hiromi starts crying too*

MJC: "Uh..."

*Shino grabs Keina's hair in one hand, and Naomi's
in the other and drags them away from the crowd with
Hiromi following. Other fans are keen to jump into
their seats and disturbingly sniff the chairs.*


Mr. Figaro: "Mmmmm, bet that smells nice, huh Clyde?"

Mr. Clyde: "You disgust me, sometimes."

Mr. Figaro: "Is this one of them?"

Mr. Clyde: "What do you think?"

Mr. Figaro: "GOALLLLLLLL!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's take a quick commercial break."



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[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time for our next match and it
is one that has been heavily anticipated ever
since Limit.Break. This is the THIRD match
in the "Best of 7 series" between Visper Karr
and former OG-Joshi World Champion, Haley Cannon."

Mr. Figaro: "Haley Cannon has taken a big lead in this series,
winning the first two matches. The second of which,
she managed to injure Visper's arm. But Visper
has used the last few months to heal up and LEARN
from her previous tough losses. Can Visper rise
to the task and attempt to get a foothold?"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe that Visper has been working hard
to come up with a number of new maneuvers as
well as to attempt a different strategy."

Mr. Figaro: "One different then getting her arm broken
would be a start, right Clyde!?" *chuckles*

Mr. Clyde: "In all seriousness, Visper really needs to
win this match. As going down 0-3 would be
a near insurmountable deficit against someone
of Haley Cannon's status. Visper needs to get
some momentum here and really, nothing short
of a win to do it. And a somewhat decisive one."

Mr. Figaro: "And she needs to keep Haley as far away from
her limbs as possible, especially that arm.
It may have had time to heal, but you are
never quite 100% after Haley finishes with
you. Holly still complains of nagging leg
pain after Haley's numerous assaults last
year. We'll see how healthy Visper is and
how ready she is to take some control!"

Mr. Clyde: "And just as last time, General Celes will
be the referee in this match. She wants
to keep a close eye on both women as its
pretty much known that the winner of this
series is just about guaranteed to become
the next #1 Contender to the OG-Joshi
World Championship after Alicia Gordon
gets her shot at the 12/13 PPV."

Mr. Figaro: "That is what I heard too. Barring anything
out of the ordinary, like Clyde and Kat
breaking up, the winner of this series
should get a title shot soon after this
rivalry is over. So that just puts even
more pressure on both of them to win!"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's get to the match then."



Match #3 - Visper Karr vs. Haley Cannon (3 of 7) [GOOGLE]



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Mr. Clyde: "And Visper Karr has managed to win her
first match in this series, capturing
victory with a forward prawn hold and
keeping Haley down long enough for the pin."

Mr. Figaro: "Visper really did step up her game in this
match and we also got to see some of her
modified arsenal. But overall, I think the
biggest change was her ATTITUDE. She no
longer was as defensive as she had been
in the past few matches. This time she
brought the fight head-on and had much
more confidence in doing it."

Mr. Clyde: "Visper recognized that being careful
in a match doesn't have to mean she
hangs back and reacts. Instead, she
took the initiative a lot more, which,
in turn, made it harder for Haley to
get a hold of Visper's active limbs as much
as she did in previous matches. Visper's
gameplan kept her body parts safer
while allowing her to wear Haley down."

Mr. Figaro: "And while that strategy may have seemed
self-evident, one must realize how others
have failed against Haley Cannon in doing
just that. That is the reason that Visper
took a more defensive strategy in the first
two matches, simply because others have
gotten totally destroyed when trying to
be too aggressive against Haley. Haley
has an excellent defensive game and is
an absolute MASTER of counter wrestling.
I've seen her grab fists and kicks out
of mid air and turn them into punishing
submissions, actually breaking limbs!"

Mr. Clyde: "Visper did her homework and decided to
try a more defensive gameplan, but that
didn't work for her own style as she
found out. So for this match, she took
the fight to Haley. Why did it work so
well for Visper and not others? Simply,
Visper Karr is a unique wrestler who
is head and shoulders above many of
Haley's other opponents. Visper benefits
from her variety of styles and can keep
her opponents more confused by what she
will do next then many other wrestlers
can ever hope to achieve. Visper can beat
you on the mat, in the air, or just simply
standing and kicking you in the face."

Mr. Figaro: "And that variety of offense makes it harder
for Visper's offense to be correctly guessed
and subsequently countered by Haley then
other wrestlers are. And you also have to
recognize Visper's passion for this sport.
She came in down two matches and you can
tell how much she wanted this. While Haley
certainly did not roll over and give Visper
the victory, Visper managed to overcome
Haley in the end through sheer grit."

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, that is indeed true. Haley still
looked extremely impressive in this
match and was just a hair away from
getting Visper in a match-ending
situation. But Visper seemed a lot
more aware and HUNGRY in the end of
this match then she did in the previous
two. She caught Haley standing up dazed
and immediately went for the pin rather
then going for something potentially
bigger but more time consuming to
execute. This might have taken Haley
by suprise and allowed Visper to
expend less energy so that she could
use her remaining power to hold Haley
down for the pin. Rather then attempting
something like the running face kick,
as she did last match, and then being
too tired to follow-up if Haley got up."

Mr. Figaro: "As she did last match. So Visper really
used her brains here in getting this
victory along with her intensity. We'll
see if she can bring the same energy
at the next Voltage to attempt to even
up this best of 7 series."


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Mr. Clyde: "And we're now getting ready for our main-

Mr. Figaro: "Wait, Clyde! I'm getting word that there's
a bit of a confrontation backstage. Let's
check out what the story is. NOW!"


*We go backstage and hear a HEATED argument
between two women but we can only see one:
Alicia Gordon. She is right in front of the
HAWT*Wing dressing room and appears to be
arguing with someone who is still in it.
Possibly of note is that Alicia Gordon is
in her street clothes and NOT her ring gear.*


Alicia: "Yeah, I've made up my mind. I'm
sick of taking this crap from you,
Diane. You KNOW what's at stake
and yet you continue to try to
undermine our very mission. Or
should I say MY mission, since
apparently, by your own statement
five seconds ago, I'm no longer
'following the HaWT*Wing credo'.

*Alicia rolls her eyes*

Alicia: "I guess I somehow missed the moment
when that credo went from protecting
the innocent to protecting the GUILTY!
You're more concerned with stopping
me from eliminating Holly, the SINGLE
BIGGEST threat to OG-Joshi, then you
are interested in protecting her
past and future victims. So yanno
what? I'm FINISHED with dealing with
you and I'm FINISHED with HAWT*Wing.
You and Azumi can have your little
'give peace a chance' group and
continue to do whatever it is you two
think you're doing to help. But I
got news for ya, Diz: Photo ops and
fan signings aren't going to protect
girls like Keina from Holly and Juli
Krieger. Battling J*Night tonight sure
as hell isn't going to do it either."

*Angry murmurs are heard on the other end*

Alicia: "What? For the sake of competition?
Don't you GET it!! That is the END
GOAL but there can truly be NO SAFE
competition until we get rid of those
that seek to fully destroy it and
us! There are opportunistic people
waiting to take advantage of you
after, during, and before a match!
Or even worse...not near the arena!"

*Silence on the other end*

Alicia: "And I'll tell you another thing.
You should have BEEN there at the
LAWL show. What's really sad about
this situation is that freaking
HOLLY of all people grasps what's
at stake and how to play the game
better then you do. This isn't
just confined to OG-Joshi. Threats
like Holly, Krieger, GEESE...they
go wherever they want and blaze
a trail of destruction. My girls
in LAWL understood that, and they
stood up to them the RIGHT way, at
least until Geese brought backups.
But if you and Azumi had been there
supporting us also, we could have STILL
out-numbered them and taken out Holly!
Where were you, Diz? At home with your
precious Jeremiah? Or just still convinced
that you can win this war by sitting back
and getting the fans to clap for you."

*The door begins to close quickly on Alicia but she
sticks her foot in to stop it and continues lecturing.*

Alicia: "KNOW how to win this war, Diz? By
acting like Thunder Strike. What he
did at Unchained should have been
as big an inspiration for you as it was
for Marie Reyes and I. But instead I
hear you whining to me about 'how could I
be involved with Thunder Strike when
he's just as violent and dangerous
as Geese and Holly!?' But you totally
fail to see how anyone has stopped
them by acting like YOU do. Others
have tried, and EVERYONE has failed.
Yeah, maybe your mentor Twinky got
a few victories over Geese, but he
never stopped him PERMANENTLY from
maiming others. He never put him out
so that Geese would no longer be a
threat. Did you see what Geese almost
did to Jason Hyde last weekend? DIANE,
Geese almost CRIPPLED HIM!! Just like
Holly had Juli try to cripple me! And
the only way to stop them from doing
that to others is to do it to THEM first.
That's what Thunder Strike intends to
do to Geese, and what I intend to do
to Holly. But you just don't seem
to understand why that is necessary.
I'm not a bad person, I don't WANT
to have to do this, to hurt someone.
But this is the point Holly drove
us all to, and I'm the only one with
the strategy to put an end to this so
that no one else is hurt like I was."

*Alicia puts her hand on the door to stop Dizzy
from closing it and stares at her pointedly*

Alicia: "So Diz, you enjoy your little
world of naivete, but I no longer
want any part in it. And as for
tonight's match...I'm no longer
part of HAWT*Wing so count me out.
I'm not wasting my time taking on
J*NiGHT when there are REAL threats
to eradicate here. Tell Azumi that
if she still wants to REALLY fight for
OG-Joshi, she knows where to find me."

*Alicia slams the door behind her and walks off,
presumably towards the exit in the building where
we can see an outline of a man waiting there. He
opens the door for her and it's UBL's Thunder Strike!
They exit together and the doors swing shut. We
go back to the commentators as Figaro is yelling*


Mr. Figaro: "AHH!! What kind of harlot does she
think she is!? Leaving with that
CRIMINAL!! That EVIL MAN!! CHARLATON!"

Mr. Clyde: "It's becoming clearer where Alicia's
allegiance lies. And apparently that
is no longer with HAWT*Wing. Their
paths have diverged due to a high
degree of difference of opinion on
how to handle certain people they
perceive as 'threats' in OG-Joshi.
Alicia has taken a more 'ends justify
the means' approach whereas Dizzy
and Azumu prefer to 'practice what
they preach' by not eradicating
the threats with the same level of
violence that the threats themselves
use against others. Who is to say
whose approach is right. As a ninja,
I can't help but lean towards Alicia's
way of thinking. But as a member of
Orochi Army, I'd much rather her and
Thunder Strike DIDN'T keep trying to
'eradicate' OrochiGeese and Holly."

Mr. Figaro: "At least Alicia is cool with Celes."

Mr. Clyde: "That's to the advantage of Alicia's health.
If only Holly would understand that same
concept, she'd be more friendly with Celes too."

Mr. Figaro: "What about Gee-"

Mr. Clyde: "Let's get to our next match. And now the
question is who will take Dizzy's place
in the main event. She was slated to
team with Alicia against Kaori NiGHT
and Jenny McLanahan of J*Night. I'm
assuming the simplest solution is the
most logical and likely here, but it
looks like we will get that confirmed."


*General Celes comes out to the announcing table and
grabs a microphone after handing Mr. Figaro a napkin
due to his heavy chip eating mess*

Celes: "Dizzy is one half of the OG-Joshi Tag
Team Champions and it would be ridiculous
to have her tag champion partner NOT
take Alicia's place now. Azumi is in the
building, and apparently in her ring
gear too after the *Pauses*
disagreement between Dizzy and Alicia.
However, since HAWT*Wing did not have
time to prepare for this match in this
format, the OG-Joshi Tag Championship
will not be on the line. But given the
nature of this match, a rematch of the
12/13 Tag Tournament Finale, I will be
keeping a close eye on it, as the ref."

*General Celes marches to the ring with ref clothes*

Mr. Clyde: "No surprise there as Celes makes the
easy move to plug Azumi into the match.
Despite the fact that Dizzy may have
planned on tagging with Alicia, I'd
imagine she'd still have to be more
comfortable with her co-tag team
champion, Azumi considering their
run through last year's tournament
and title defense at Limit.Break.
So in a way, this flare-up and
walk-out of Alicia may actually
be to the in-ring advantage of
HAWT*Wing. But, you have to believe-"

Mr. Figaro: "YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE! SING IT CLYDE!"

Mr. Clyde: "You should consider that J*NiGHT
is now bound to be even MORE
motivated to win tonight's match
as a victory against the Tag Team
champions in a non title bout could
go a long way in doing EXACTLY what
Celes challenged them to do last
month and that was to impress her
enough in tag competition to get
her to give them a rematch for
the tag titles. Can they do
anything MORE impressive then
defeat the tag champs?"

Mr. Figaro: "Master cold fusion? Control MINDS!"

Mr. Clyde: "Exactly. So Celes will be keeping
a close eye on this match as the
stakes have just risen for J*NiGHT."

Mr. Figaro: "One thing to consider, Clyde. Despite
the fact that this is the more customary
HAWT*Wing tag team, and the proven
tag champs, isn't it VERY possible that
Alicia's 'tiff' with Dizzy could throw
off HAWT*Wing's concentration in this
match. I mean, they basically just lost
a member, and possibly even a friend.
And that's gotta hurt their mindsets."

Mr. Clyde: "I don't doubt that possibility one bit
actually. I think that's a very good
observation. The question is will it
come true and can they deal with it
against this very impressive J*Night
team. And the only way to find that
out is to take it to the ring right
now for our main event match."




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Mr. Figaro: "What a match!"

Mr. Clyde: "After a few month hiatus, Voltage really
returned with a hell of a main event."

Mr. Figaro: "I want to watch it again! Let me watch!"

Mr. Clyde: "Maybe later. But for now, it is useful
to reiterate that J*NiGHT has won an
incredible match. Kaori was able to
use her *Pop Star Flash* finisher
to pin Dizzy. And this is actually the
first time that J*NiGHT has defeated
HAWT*Wing in tag competition. And with
Celes watching closely as the ref, she
has got to have been impressed by the
efforts, skills, and drive of J*NiGHT."

Mr. Figaro: "So impressed that she is reaching for a
microphone! Clyde, she's gonna sing karaoke!"

Mr. Clyde: "She most certainly is NOT."


Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT (O) ["Pop Star Flash" - 19:22] (X) Dizzy/Azumi Oonishi


*Celes grabs a microphone and stands in the middle
of the ring between the two teams, both exhausted.*


Celes: "Looks like Geese could have spent some
more of his funds this summer on allowing
us here in OG-Joshi to put on matches
like THAT. Though I suppose that's less
time for 'epic' Centurion matches.
*Celes rolls her eyes as the crowd laughs*
Just the same, I think the women in OG-Joshi
showed that they haven't lost a step."

Celes: "And J*NiGHT certainly has GAINED a step
ever since their last match with HAWT*Wing.
I've never seen J*NiGHT looks so motivated
and I think they have done exactly what
I asked them to do at the start PROVE to
me that they deserved another shot at the
OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships. And
so they will be rightfully rewarded."

Celes: "At the 4th Anniversary OG-FPD show to
take place on December 13th, J*NiGHT
members Jenny McLanahan and Kaori
NiGHT will challenge HAWT*Wing for
the OG-Joshi Tag Team Championships!"

*Jenny and Kaori high-five each other happily
but Dizzy and Azumi don't look angry about the
newly scheduled match, just upset that they
came up short on this previous one.*


Celes: "Dizzy, Azumi, I know tonight's been
a rough night for you. But this
new match is an opportunity for
you two as much as it is for J*NiGHT.
For you two have been the standard
bearers of tag team wrestling here
in OG-Joshi and you will have yet
another chance to steal a 12/13
show with two great opponents and
add to your legacy. I have every
confidence that you four women who
have EARNED your spot at the top of
the OG-Joshi tag team hierarchy and
OG-Joshi in general, will upstage
whoever Sergeant Yoshida manipulates
onto the UBL side of the show."

Celes: "You four women make me proud to be
General of this great organization."

*Celes bows to both sides and leaves the ring
as the two teams stare at each other with half
respect and half competitive unease at the
thought of their next title match in a few months.*



Mr. Clyde: "And that's it for Voltage tonight,
everyone. We'll see you on September
16th for our next show."

Mr. Figaro: "And I'll see YOU, Kim, backstage!"

Mr. Clyde: "Actually, I think she left."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh. Then in my dreams!"

Mr. Clyde: "Much more disturbing. Bye, everyone."


*Fin*