Jenna: Workout time
Jun 16, 2007 10:57:07 GMT -5
Post by Studentie on Jun 16, 2007 10:57:07 GMT -5
Judging from the background noise we're joining "Mean" Jean Carter at a gym, she spots her target on a treadmill and heads over, it's none other than Jenna Stone! Despite the pace of her running, the high angle of the treadmill and her bandaged leg, Jenna looks less than fazed.
Jenna: Stupid thing, why do they never go fast enough?! I'll be here for hours!
"Mean" Jean: Miss Stone! I'm here for your interview, oh god please don't shout
Jenna: Oh, hey Jean! Call me Jenna, please!
Jean seems taken aback at the unusual niceness of her subject.
Jean: Erm..ok, where was I? Oh, right! After an excellent debut at OG-Joshi you received your first loss at Amplitude this weeke-
Jenna: Woah there Jean! I was pinned, but I wouldn't say I lost that match!
Jean: Sorrysorrysorry But..uh, if you were pinned then you lost?
Jenna: No way! I straight up lifted Patty over my head! You have any idea how heavy she is?!
Jean: Her, um, bio says 64 kilos?
Jenna: Ha! More like one hundred *and* sixty four! If only she was 64 kilos! Then I could have powered out of that pin no sweat! 64 kilos is what Coach makes me do before he brings on the grownup weights. That biography needs updating, she's a hefty girl!
Jenna continues to mumble something about 64 kilos whilst pressing buttons on the treadmill, which begins to emit ominous groans.
Jean: Um, you also did pretty well at the battle royal, placing fourth overall.
Jenna: Placing fourth overall by being thrown over the rope! By two competitors! You'll notice that I was only pinned at Amplitude because, again, *two* opponents were holding me down! One on one I can outpower and outwrestle almost any girl on the roster, especially Patty!
Suddenly there's a loud crunch and the treadmill starts smoking. A burly man in his mid-forties comes running over.
Jenna: Coach! It happened again!
Coach: Dammit, that's the third one today, we better run before they void your membership again.
Jean is left standing next to a sparking treadmill as Jenna and "Coach" run out the door of the gym, the last thing we see is Jean shrugging as we fade...to...black.
Jenna: Stupid thing, why do they never go fast enough?! I'll be here for hours!
"Mean" Jean: Miss Stone! I'm here for your interview, oh god please don't shout
Jenna: Oh, hey Jean! Call me Jenna, please!
Jean seems taken aback at the unusual niceness of her subject.
Jean: Erm..ok, where was I? Oh, right! After an excellent debut at OG-Joshi you received your first loss at Amplitude this weeke-
Jenna: Woah there Jean! I was pinned, but I wouldn't say I lost that match!
Jean: Sorrysorrysorry But..uh, if you were pinned then you lost?
Jenna: No way! I straight up lifted Patty over my head! You have any idea how heavy she is?!
Jean: Her, um, bio says 64 kilos?
Jenna: Ha! More like one hundred *and* sixty four! If only she was 64 kilos! Then I could have powered out of that pin no sweat! 64 kilos is what Coach makes me do before he brings on the grownup weights. That biography needs updating, she's a hefty girl!
Jenna continues to mumble something about 64 kilos whilst pressing buttons on the treadmill, which begins to emit ominous groans.
Jean: Um, you also did pretty well at the battle royal, placing fourth overall.
Jenna: Placing fourth overall by being thrown over the rope! By two competitors! You'll notice that I was only pinned at Amplitude because, again, *two* opponents were holding me down! One on one I can outpower and outwrestle almost any girl on the roster, especially Patty!
Suddenly there's a loud crunch and the treadmill starts smoking. A burly man in his mid-forties comes running over.
Jenna: Coach! It happened again!
Coach: Dammit, that's the third one today, we better run before they void your membership again.
Jean is left standing next to a sparking treadmill as Jenna and "Coach" run out the door of the gym, the last thing we see is Jean shrugging as we fade...to...black.