11/26/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "Hello and welcome to..."

Mr. Figaro: "A very special Thanksgiving episode
of Voltage!! Tonight we will have
an eight woman Gravy bowl ma-"

Mr. Clyde: "We most certainly will not. Woman
wrestlers have much better uses then
rolling around an inflatable ring
covered with gravy."

Mr. Figaro: "Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh...like rolling
around on ME while they are covered
with my special blend of gra-"

Mr. Clyde: "Enough. Tonight we have a very
important Voltage as it is the
final one before the big 3 Year
OG-FPD Anniversary Show on December
13th. We actually have five matches
for you which is a FIRST for Voltage."



Match #1: Lori Cuozzo vs. Keina
Match #2: Shelton/Angle vs. Vader/Regal
Match #3: Jenny/Kaori vs. Lisa/Lana
Match #4: Azumi/Dizzy vs. Val/Haley
Match #5: Strife/Swan vs. Wang/Figaro




Mr. Figaro: "Well the obligatory Gravy bowl..."

Mr. Clyde: "Three OG-Joshi matches and two OG-FPD
matches: one of which YOU are actually
involved in. Of special note is the fact
that the two OG-Joshi tag matches for
the night constitute the semifinals of
the OG-Joshi Tag Team Title Tournament."

Mr. Figaro: "Of even MORE special note is the fact
that we will be treated to a gift that
is TRULY one to give thanks for! As
Kim Cross will be doing her "Truths
and Assumptions" show tonight LIVE
from this very arena!! Rejoice!"

Mr. Clyde: "Before we get to any of the matches,
we would like to attend to a rather
somber piece of business. During the
previous Voltage, Regal and Vader brutally
attacked former OG-FPD World Champion
Charlie Haas. Vader, with Regal's
assistance, powerbombed Haas from
the ring apron onto the unprotected
floor of the arena. While Haas still
has to undergo a lot of medical tests,
we can now offer a preliminary report."

Mr. Figaro: "He's pregnant! Congratulations!"

Mr. Clyde: "Disturbing and disrespectful."

Mr. Figaro: "And you were expecting otherwise from me?"

Mr. Clyde: "Charlie Haas has a number of ailments
which will keep him out of the ring for
at least three months, if not much more.
He suffered a concussion, multiple
fractures to his neck and back. And,
perhaps most disturbing of all, he has
been battling bouts of loss of memory."

Mr. Figaro: "He forgot how much he sucks?"

Mr. Clyde: "No he remembers..."

Mr. Figaro: "Ha-ha gotcha! You admitted he sucks!"

Mr. Clyde: "I did no such thing. While he usually
has all his mental faculties, he has
been experiencing periodic bouts of
memory loss where he forgets who he is."

Mr. Figaro: "Yawn...I ALREADY forgot who he was
after last show was over..."

Mr. Clyde: "We'll try to stay up to date with
reporting his progress and wish him
a speedy and healthy recovery."

Mr. Figaro: "Sure sure, so he can come back and
get crushed AGAIN by Regal...sure!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well one of our tag matches tonight
deal with two wrestlers who want
revenge on Regal and Vader for
originally doing that to Haas. Kurt
Angle and Shelton Benjamin will be
teaming up to take on Regal and
Vader in what will be somewhat
of a preview of two matches at
the 12/13 show. That night, Angle
will be challenging Regal for Regal's
newly won OG-FPD World Championship and
shelton Benjamin will be facing Vader."

Mr. Figaro: "After Regal and Vader CRUSH Angle
and Shelton tonight, I hope you can
STILL agree that tonight will be
considered a "preview" for 12/13!"

Mr. Clyde: "I will call it when I see it."

Mr. Figaro: "No fun! Call it as you are imagining
it in your head with hot ninja girls
massaging you all over! THAT's fun!"

Mr. Clyde: "Perhaps we should just get to the
first match, as I think it will
grab your attention. Lori Cuozzo
will be taking on...Keina..."

Mr. Figaro: "KEINNNAHHH!! I want her to teach
me all about how she loves KENTA!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure she can give you instructions.."

Mr. Figaro: "Eeew!! No!! I just want her to..."

Mr. Clyde: "Yeah, we all know. Or at least
won't permit ourselves to fully
imagine what you'd do to her."

Mr. Figaro: "She'd no longer be a seperate
body, more like a growth on me."

Mr. Clyde: "$500 fine for that one."

Mr. Figaro: "Fully worth it for the visual!"

Mr. Clyde: "We haven't seen Lori Cuozzo since
her appearance at the previous
T&A show in October. That was
a less then cordial meeting between
her and Kim as Lori got a chance
to further demonstrate her disdain
for OG-Joshi and its wrestlers."

Mr. Figaro: "Lori is WHACK, yo! She's like got
no street 'spect for the crew!"

Mr. Clyde: "Decipher that into a 100 word
essay for me due on Monday."

Mr. Figaro: "No way!"

Mr. Clyde: "Keina is still rebounding from
her and Naomi's loss to the Reed
Sisters in the qualifying rounds
of the OG-Joshi Tag Tournament.
But when OG-Joshi last caught up
with her and KENTA! Army, they were
in good spirits due to Kenta's Global
TV Title victory. We will see what
kind of mood Keina will be in tonight
as she has the chance to finally
humble Lori Cuozzo in a wrestling
ring. Lori has no respect for
OG-Joshi or professional wrestling
and General Celes seems to be
feeding her increasingly challenging
opponents to see Lori's true skill level."

Mr. Figaro: "Lori made easy work of the girl who
puts the "Who" in "whore", Sandy
Morton. Keina is certainly more
talented then Sandy but not all
that much more experienced...both
in AND out of the ring. Let's just
say Keina is "Pretty tight in pink"
while Sandy is "a red crater on Mars."

Mr. Clyde: "That MIGHT have been THE most vile
thing you have ever said....MIGHT.
Even worse then that "growth thing."

Mr. Figaro: "Top 10 at least! I don't want to
think I'm losing my touch! Though
I'd love to have my touch make
Keina lose her-"

Mr. Clyde: "We also know that Lori Cuozzo has
not been satisfied being in OG-Joshi
and is attempting to get her old
roller derby career back. But her
league is not accepting her back
after her displays of violence there.
So Lori is stuck in OG-Joshi for
the time being. She might not like
it here but Celes sees some skill
in her and is willing to place her
in the ring to compete with others
for the enjoyment of our fans."

Mr. Figaro: "Wait...wait...are you telling me
that we are gonna see Keina AND
Kim Cross in the same show!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes."

Mr. Figaro: "I'll be giving thanks all f'n night!"

Mr. Clyde: "I am giving thanks that is it now
time for the match and I can get
a temporary respite from you."





Match #1: Lori Cuozzo vs. Keina






*Figaro's corner: "I kinda wish I hadn't filled up
all week on pumpkin pie cause
Keina pie is so much fresher!"

Clyde: "Too bad your jokes are so stale."

Figaro: "Are we going to have to "insult"
pie fight!! Quick, you grab some
Kat and Kuro pies and I'll grab
some Kim, Keina, and Patty pies!"

Clyde: "..."

Figaro: "Let's get all pie-faced!!"

Clyde: *Sighs*

Figaro: *Pies* (not really, but it rhymes!)





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Mr. Clyde: "That was quite a competitive match between
the two of them. Keina wrestled in perhaps
her best effort yet. But in the end, Lori
overpowered her and out brawled her."

Mr. Figaro: "Damn it! Damn the villainous Cooze!"

Mr. Clyde: "After about 18 minutes, Lori finished Keina
off with the T.F. Powerbomb whip."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh no, she didn't "finish Keina off", that's
MY job! Only I can decide when Keina is
ready to be "finished off" when she's on
her back begging for..."

Mr. Clyde: "Keina got more offence in against Lori then
Sandy Morton did, that is for sure. And
though Keina did bring a wide variety of
attacks, it appeared that Lori WAS able
to shrug off a lot. While Keina did get
close to pinning Lori on a number of
occasions, it didn't appear that Lori was
that physically tired, hurt, or drained.
Keina had the speed advantage and that
helped her get a lot of pinning situations
but she doesn't yet have the impact she
needs on her moves to really affect someone
as strong and resilient as Lori. Lori was
completely able to take apart Keina using
her strength and brawling skills. Another
big win for Lori while the fellow rookie
Keina did well but still has to work on
putting some more "oomph" in her moves."

Mr. Figaro: "I have plenty of OOMPH to put in Keina!"

Mr. Clyde: "Would you settle do- wait! What is THAT!?"


*The mysterious crowd jumper is seen uh, well
doing what she usually does, jumping over the
guard rail from the crowd, walking around the ring
and sliding into it out of the sight of of Keina*


Mr. Figaro: "Oh no! It's her! And she positioned
herself right behind Keina who is
still trying to recover from the match!"

Mr. Clyde: "But...did...did you see that she walked
RIGHT past Lori and didn't do anything?
Why didn't she even try to attack Lori?"

Mr. Figaro: "Lori had walked out of the ring after
the match was over and was about to
go backstage. The crowd jumper ran
past her as if she didn't exist."

Mr. Clyde: "And now...oh no...the crowd jumper
has started to stomp on the totally
defenseless Keina! She's kicking her
in her face and in her stomach."

Mr. Figaro: "Look at Lori! She is just shrugging
her shoulders as if she doesn't care
what happens to Keina! Lori could
try to stop her but she just let
out a laugh and is walking to the back!
Damn you Lori Cuozzo! Do you know
what the jumper could do to Keina's face!"

Mr. Clyde: "Apparently some wrestlers do...as here
comes all three members of HAWT*Wing as
well as Kat Black, and General Celes."


*We see HAWT Wing, Kat, and Celes run up the ramp and
surround the ring. They begin inching near it but the
crowd jumper has Keina in her grasp and is threatening
to use her sickle on Keina's face and throat.*


Mr. Figaro: "The jumper is using Keina as a hostage
now! Celes better be careful that she
and her allies don't upset the jumper
and make her do anything bad to Keina!"

*General Celes grabs a microphone*


Celes: "Whatever you do to that young woman
will be done ten fold to you. I have
the ring surrounded and you have no
escape. Cut or injure her and I promise
you that we will show you no mercy."

*The crowd jumper sneers and continues to threaten Keina*


Celes: "However, I am not here to force such
a violent set of circumstances on
you both, especially not Keina. So
what I will FIRST do is offer a deal."

Celes: "You see, I am actually glad you are
here, miss...what IS your name again?
Oh that's right, you refuse to tell
us all. And yet, despite your insistence
on secrecy and mystery, I managed to
find a way to lure you here to talk."

*The crowd jumper sneers louder*

Celes: "Were you not surprised at the speed
at which Keina's help arrived? Were
you also not surprised at how much
easier it was then the last time for
you to enter the ring? Do you think
this all is a mere coincidence?"

Celes: "Of course you must realize how
much I am tiring of your antics.
So I decided to "force the issue"
and allow you seemingly easy
access to your next victim in
order to corner and confront you."

Celes: "You seem to be somewhat of a artist
in terms of your violence, so I knew
you'd foolishly take your time rather
then go in for a quick attack. It was
all the time we needed to get you on
our terms...surrounded...so that I
could make you this proposal."

Celes: "It appears you desire to hurt the
women, or should I say SOME of the
women of OG-Joshi. Why? I do not know.
Perhaps jealousy, rage, not being
"hugged" enough when you were young.
Frankly, your pathetic insecurities
mean nothing to me. All that matters
is either stopping your actions or,
dare I say, turning them into a plus
for OG-Joshi. So I am offering you
a special opportunity if you will
relinquish your hold on young Keina."

*The crowd jumper shakes her head no and continues
to threaten Keina with her sickle*


Celes: "It is customary to first LISTEN to
the offer before you reject it. Now,
I am offering you a MATCH at the
12/13 3 Year Anniversary PPV against
a wrestler of MY choosing. You can
use this opportunity to legally
"air out any grievance" you have
against OG-Joshi. So as not to
leave you totally in the dark, or
render the match futile, your
chosen opponent will be one of your
former "victims". Obviously you had
some issue with them and you both
will get a chance to revisit it
in the ring under OG-Joshi rules."

Celes: "So, will you agree to my proposal
and leave Keina unharmed?"


*The crowd jumper releases her grip a bit on Keina
and then nods to Celes. Celes smirks and nods back.
Meanwhile Kat Black moves around slowly on the
floor, ducking so that she is out of view of the jumper.*


Celes: "Then, since we have made an officially
sanctioned match for you in OG-Joshi,
will you now finally back out of the
ring and leave Keina alone? Remember,
if you hurt her, the deal is OFF."

*The crowd jumper thinks for a second while
continuing to hold Keina. But she didn't see Kat slowly
climbing onto the turnbuckle post in the back of
her. Kat then launches off the turnbuckle with a
missile dropkick to the back of the head, sending the
crowd jumper reeling forward and off balance. Azumi
Oonishi slides into the ring to protect Keina. The
crowd jumper, seeing she is outnumbered, and that
the rest of the women on the outside are now converging
into the ring, quickly slides out of the ring and
escapes back into the crowd. Celes, HAWT Wing, and
Kat help Keina up and pat her on the back.*

Celes: "I must thank Keina for volunteering
to be the "victim" in this. Yes, not
only did I set up this situation but
Keina was a voluntary victim after
cutting a deal with me for her own benefits."

*Crowd jumper looks back and seeths at Celes' words*


Celes: "I won't pretend to know the true
method behind the jumper's madness,
but I strongly believed Keina would be
a target. Keina showed a lot of
bravery in going through with this,
especially after her match with Lori.
But thanks to Keina's participation and
the skill of HAWT*wing and Kat Black, we
are now one step closer to figuring
out the crowd jumper and stopping
the violence. As to the opponent of
the crowd jumper. I will be making
that choice in the upcoming week after
talking to many of her past victims."

Celes: "It is time for the world to see that
when one tries to interfere with OG-Joshi,
I will go to ANY length and plan to
defend it. And I am not alone in that.
Thank you girls and good luck to Azumi
and Dizzy in your match later tonight.
Alicia...please meet with me at some point
this week to discuss YOUR situation with Juli."


*Alicia nods as HAWT Wing, Kat, and Celes walk to the back
with a slightly panicked but overall ok Keina. Keina keeps
checking her face to make sure she's still pretty and luckily
did not suffer any cuts or major bruises from the jumper
(I know you guys were anxious so I had to clear it up, LOL)*



Mr. Clyde: "Well, never underestimate General
Celes' desire to get something done."

Mr. Figaro: "She didn't even tell us that she was
going to potentially sacrifice poor Keina!"

Mr. Clyde: "Celes believed she knew enough about
the crowd jumper to be able to take
this risk and get this reward. It
DID work out but it was certainly
a dangerous situation. Had it gone
awry though, I don't think it would
have worked out well for the crowd
jumper. She was surrounded by some
of the best in OG-Joshi and a General
who would do things most of the audience
would not believe. There's a reason
that OrochiGeese looks to her for advice
and that's because she knows how to get
things done at any cost and has done so
many times in the past for victory."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh yeah, I don't doubt Celes for a
second and I'm sure she would have left
that jumper a mess in the ring along
with the help of HAWT*wing and Kat!
I just wish she didn't have to use
Keina! But it looks like things DID work
out in that plan and now we will see
that crowd jumper in action for the
first time at the 12/13 PPV. But
against who!? Azumi Oonishi, Keina,
Dizzy? Who else was a "victim?"

Mr. Clyde: "Though not in the traditional sense,
I believe one MORE person qualifies
as a "victim" of the jumper's actions.
Kat Black's reputation became marred
from the very beginning of her career
here thanks to the jumper attacking her
opponent in her first match. Kat has
a lot of desire to take her revenge
on the jumper. As does Azumi, Dizzy,
Keina, and many others. We will see
who Celes has in mind in the next week."

Mr. Figaro: "The jumper never hurt Kat's reputation
in YOUR eyes, Clyde! If anything, that
bit of ninja mystery that Kat had totally
totally turned you on!! Kat should thank
the jumper for helping her look all
devious and ninjalike to get your love!"

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Silent ninja love...oh yeahhhh!"




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[OrochiGeese]

(OG-FPD Match)




Mr. Clyde: "And now we come to the first semifinal
match of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Tourname-"

Mr. Figaro: "Extravaganza!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yeah, why not? OG tends to have long
names for tournaments anyway."

Mr. Figaro: "A-ha! You finally played along!"

Mr. Clyde: "Things were getting too contentious."

Mr. Figaro: "What does that mean?"

Mr. Clyde: "It means we are getting to the next
match. As Kaori NiGHT and Jenny
McLanahan take on Lisa Robinson and Lana."

Mr. Figaro: "Twisty bread Jenny!"

Mr. Clyde: "What exactly IS "twisty bread?"

Mr. Figaro: "It comes with pizza! Ninjas DO eat
pizza...right? RIGHT?"

Mr. Clyde: "Ninjas can MAKE our own pizza,
we ARE ninjas after all. We
don't even need a next generation
video game system to make our own
pizza, THAT's how Ninja we are."

Mr. Figaro: "True...true...a ninja is you!"

*Figaro laughs hysterically at his "rhyme"*

Mr. Clyde: "Kaori and Jenny went through a
very tough new team, the Reed
Sisters, to get to this point in
the tournament. That was one of
the best tag team matches we have
seen in OG-Joshi. Lana and Lisa
had to get through their arch
rivals Yoyo Banzai and DARKNESS!
Diva. That was a very violent
match that saw Lisa Robinson
step up her game to a new level."

Mr. Figaro: "The key to tonight's match is
whether or not Lisa and Lana
can avoid Jenny's twisty bread
lucha subs while ALSO avoiding
Kaori's lightning quick aerial
abilities. Meanwhile, Kaori and
Jenny have to avoid Lisa's tendency
to work violently"around the rules"
and Lana's knockout punches. If
Jenny or Kaori stand still for too
long, we might see the SECOND
knockout of the night!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think that was an accurate
potrayal of each individual. But
remember this is a tag team
situation and teamwork and
chemistry often plays an extra
role in the match in addition to
individual talent. In fact, the
best tag teams have that ability
to communicate and work well as
a team to such a degree that
it becomes the biggest factor
in the match. Jenny and Kaori
know each other very well and
have teamed before on many occasions
both in OG-Joshi and other feds.
Lana and Lisa are still new as
team partners and might not quite
have the same communicative skills."

Mr. Figaro: "But also factor in that Jenny and
Kaori may have some NEGATIVE team
chemistry due to some of their past
issues. While they did seem to be
on the same page, so to speak (not
like I'm talking about a WEB PAGE
or anything!!), it's always possible
that some problems can arise if Kaori
isn't happy with Jenny's performance
and starts to antagonize her about it."

Mr. Clyde: "They did end up wrestling a match
because of that, so its certainly
possible. However, I think they have
patched up. And, for their sake, they
better be focused as a team DURING
the match if they are going to win and
look as impressive as they did against
the Reed Sisters. If Kaori and Jenny
need to talk out their grievances, it
better be left until after the match."

Mr. Figaro: "Take it from us! We're the FPN Tag
Team Champions! We know how to communicate
constructively when not yelling at each
other during Voltage!"

Mr. Clyde: "Yes, that is so. When we're in the
ring, it's full out team work and
support. That's how teams have to act.
And earlier this week we heard from
Jenny and Kaori about their desire
to become the best team in OG-Joshi."

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Mr. Figaro: "Jenny and Kaori are a lot like you and
I really! They discuss their strategy
in restaurants! Just like we always go for
victory pizza parties after our matches!"

Mr. Clyde: "Enough with the pizza already..."

Mr. Figaro: "I want to get my pepperoni ready for Kim!"

Mr. Clyde: "Uh...I think we better get ourselves
ready for the tag match now. The winner
of this match goes to the OG-Joshi Tag
Title Tournament Finals at the 12/13 PPV."




Match #3: Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT vs. Lisa Robinson/Lana


Semifinal #1 of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Tournament








Figaro's Corner: "You know what goes GREAT with
those twistybread sticks? Some
good ole vanilla cream sauce! Jenny
and I have just GOT to enjoy a nice
dinner/dessert together one night!"





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Mr. Clyde: "And Kaori NiGHT is able to get a quick
win after tagging back in. She surprises
Lana with the "FFF" and gets the pinfall."

Mr. Figaro: "That was quite a match, it really went
back and forth. Both teams had the
advantage at different points and
really pressed it. But then a key tag
would switch the momentum. All four
women had dominant points in the match
and they all looked very intense!""

Mr. Clyde: "The exchange between Lana and Jenny
McLanahan was especially heated with
Lana cutting Jenny with multiple
punches and Jenny working on Lana's
arm with lucha submissions. Those
two really raised their game against each
other. You could see that Lana's punches
were affecting Jenny but, amazingly,
Jenny was able to get back on her
gameplan and take the fight back to
Lana. That's what a top wrestler does.
And Lana certainly looked extremely
impressive in doing the damage she
did tonight. She didn't get as much
of a chance last show to be in the
ring cause Lisa really wanted to get
revenge on Yoyo and Diva. But tonight
Lana got a chance to show what she could
do. While she did not pick up the
victory, she certainly impressed me."

Mr. Figaro: "I think the teamwork of Lana and Lisa
was good too, but fell just short of
the well oiled bodie...machine of Jenny
and Kaori. They were working well both
on offence AND defense. When one had
some trouble getting their gameplan to
work, they would tag in the other at
just the right time to be effective. It's
the sign of a very strong and effective team."

Mr. Clyde: "I think their prematch talk earlier this
week really helped them to stay on the
same page AND be extra motivated. If they
continue to be this motivated and skilled
as a team, I believe they can win at the
the 12/13 Finale match. I am not sure if
either of the other two teams in the other
semifinal can match the teamwork of Kaori
and Jenny, but we will certainly find out."

Mr. Figaro: "Yeah! More warm Joshi bodies coming soon!"

Mr. Clyde: "So now Jenny and Kaori have advanced
to the finals and we will see their
opponents in the next match for tonight.
But will they be Haley and Val or Dizzy
and Azumi? Only time will tell."




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Mr. Figaro: "Is it time for that match now?"

Mr. Clyde: "Nope...right now we have something
that well...should probably cause
a bit of a disturbance here in the
embattled commentary booth..."

Mr. Figaro: "Kim!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Yep..."

Mr. Figaro: "WOOHOO!! I'll take out the tubolo!"

Mr. Clyde: "T...Tubulo?"

Mr. Figaro: "Tub o'lotion!"

Mr. Clyde: "Then I'll cut off your hand..."

Mr. Figaro: "Fine...fine, I'll 'go dry'!"

Mr. Clyde: "You'll go another $500 poorer too."

Mr. Figaro: "Well then I definitely won't be
able to buy more tubolos!"


*"Fuel" by Metallica startes to blare on the speakers
as Kim Cross begins swaggering to ringside. Mr. Figaro
stands up, LITERALLY "standing at attention", and gives
her an ovation and a salute...yeah, that kind too.*


Mr. Clyde: "Put that damn thing away..."

Mr. Figaro: "It's not my fault! Look at her!"


*Kim quickly looks away from Figaro with a look of
shock on her face and quickly walks to the ring.
She grabs a microphone and begins talking.*



Kim: "Hello loyal Kim fans! Are you ready for some T&A!?"


*The fans cheer wildly as Figaro waves around a foam finger...
at least I THINK that's supposed to be a finger...*


Kim: "Tonight I return to Voltage for three reasons!
Reason the first, I heard that Lori Cuozzo was
here tonight and I wanted to erase the stink
of her appearance! For that, I am your hero!"

Kim: "Secondly, I have an important announcement
to make! For the last few weeks I have been
BEGGED by LAWL to be part of their upcoming
FinaLAWL..is that how you say it... FinaLAWLs?
*Kim rolls her eyes* After being promised
a high position on the card and reasonably
suitable competition, I have accepted their offer.
I will be wrestling former OMG Champion...is
that right... "OMG?"...Marie Reyes!"

*The crowd cheers again and a few chant "LAWL"*

Mr. Clyde: "That is pretty big news and should
be a phenomenal match. LAWL is really
stacking the card for their year end show."

Mr. Figaro: "Now that Kim is on the card, I'll actually
watch LAWL for reasons other then just
OMG Champion Ruby Moreno's ass! Go LAWL!"


Kim: "And thirdly, I am here to conduct my next
award-winning T&A interview! But there
will be no fan girls or malcontents on
this show! Instead I bring you a promising
member of the OG-Joshi roster, Tigress Mask!"


*"KILL" hits the speakers as Tigress Mask comes down
to ringside to the applause of the audience. She nods
to them, gets into the ring, and offers a handshake
to Kim. Kim smiles, nods, and accepts it.*


Mr. Clyde: "We haven't seen Tigress Mask since
the Unleashed PPV where she wrestled
a grueling two out of three falls match
against Dizzy. Tigress won the second
fall and got within a hair of winning
the third fall but Dizzy pulled through."


Kim: "Thank you for joining me, Miss Mask."

Tigress: "You can call me Tigress."

Kim: "Of course! Now, I invited you onto
my show cause I have a big question
for you that my loyal audience is
just dying to know the answer to."

Tigress: "Ok...go ahead."

Kim: "What happened!?"

Tigress: "Hmm?"

Kim: "In 2005 you were one of the hottest
prospects on the Joshi roster and
you have completely dropped the shark!
It pains me to see it, and that pains the fans!
Why are you doing this to the fans, Tigress?
Do you HATE the fans, Tigress? Well!?"

*The crowd lets out an "ooooh" noise and also
giggles at the "Dropping the shark" remark*


Tigress: "Just hold on there..."

Kim: "You won the Kaori NiGHT Invitational
Tournament at the end of 2005, mere
months after entering OG-Joshi...and
then you spent 2006 LOSING your
luster! What have you done since
you won the KNIT!? Lose!! Lose, lose,
lose! Is that any way to pay back
the fans that cheered for you!?"

*Tigress is silent but looks quite tense*

Kim: "You lost at Emergence, at the Emergence:
Evolution Tournament, then at Unleashed!
You even lost to Dizzy! And she'd been
ATTACKED during that very match! What will it
take for you to WIN!? Do I need to get
in the ring with your opponent and totally
dismantle them, like I did to Lana at
Unleashed...ok, at EVERY meeting we had,
but especially at Unleashed...and then give
you the scraps left over?! Is THAT what it
will take to get you to win!?"

Tigress: "Dizzy Cavuto is a former OG-Joshi Champion
and I learned a lot from wrestling her.
I beat her in the second fall and came
within inches to winning the third fall
as well. I even helped her run off that
sick crowd jumper. Yes, I lost that
match but it was one of the best matches
of my career and the entire PPV. Everyone
heard the reaction of the crowd. I was
proud of the performance.."

Kim: "LOSER TALK! You LOST your best match?!
That doesn't say much for you now, does it?
Whenever someone says that, they are a LOSER!
STOP BEING SUCH A LOSER!!"

*Crowd starts booing Kim*

Tigress: "YOU better stop interrupting.."

*Crowd starts cheering Tigress*


Kim: "NEVER! Now Tigress, what are your plans
for 2007? Are you going to try to lose
EVEN MORE next year?"

Tigress: "That depends, do I get to face you?
Cause I think I can finally snap
that streak while facing you."

*Kim gets a look of outrage on her face as the
crowd "ooohs". We even heard one single crowd member
manage to shout out a "oh no she din't" remark*

Kim: "Why, I NEVER! You mind your manners
when you are in the ring with me!
This is MY show and I am a WINNER!
I'm just trying to HELP motivate
you and THIS is how you repay me!?"

Tigress: "You...trying to help ANYONE but yourself?"

Kim: "I'll have you know I'm a very active
philanthropist!"


Figaro: "She is you know! And it takes one to
know one...and we already covered THAT!""


Tigress: "There sure is a LOT of you to give..."

*Kim's face begins turning red*

Kim: "If you ever...EVER insult my
truly Olympian figure again, I
will be forced to teach you a lesson."

Tigress: "I'm going, this whole show is a joke
and so are you. When you learn what
it takes to be a true competitor and
have the guts to face the caliber of
competition I have, then we can talk."


*Tigress turns around to leave the ring but Kim walks
over and forcefully turns her around. Tigress gets in
fighting stance but Kim manages to land a quick slap
across Tigress' face. The audience "oohs" as Tigress
readjusts her mask. Then she immediately executes a
double leg takedown on Kim, which Kim manages to counter
into a back grapple. Tigress rolls out from under the
back grapple and launches a middle kick at Kim, who
catches the kick and transitions into an achilles heel
hook. Tigress rolls out of it and mounts Kim, who
is about to counter into a KIM-ura when Voltage security
guards finally get into the ring and break the two up.
Kim is being dragged kicking and screaming but picks
up the microphone right before being ushered out of the ring*


Kim: "You want to face the best?! Then face
me in the ring! I'll be sure to start
your 2007 off just like your 2006! LOSER!"


*The security guards continue holding them back and
begins to usher them out of the ring area seperately.*


Mr. Figaro: "Some people have no respect, can you
BELIEVE how Tigress treated Kim!?"

*Clyde sighs*

Mr. Clyde: "We're gonna go to commercials as
security attemps to regain some order."

[OrochiGeese]

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Try Orochi-O's goose giblet cereal but make sure
to avoid any "stuffing" from Goose..especially
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Mr. Clyde: "We're back and it's time to get to the
second semifinal match of the OG-Joshi
Tag Team Tournament. Former OG-Joshi
World Champion Haley Cannon teams with
Valeriyah Belikov to take on former
OG-Joshi Champion Dizzy and Azumi Oonishi."

Mr. Figaro: "All our fans will remember, or BETTER
remember *shakes fist* that
it was Haley Cannon who ended the
Title reign of Dizzy last year in
the main event of the Venemous Ties
PPV. In doing so, Haley managed to
break the leg of Dizzy using the
"LDT" the "Longshoreman Dinner Tavern."

Mr. Clyde: "Lancashire Death Trap."

Mr. Figaro: "Right, right, my apologies! I'm hungry!"

Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy has spent the entire year trying
to learn how to combat the fierce
submissions skills of Haley Cannon.
Dizzy even wrestled with and against
Tigress Mask, who you all saw earlier-"

Mr. Figaro: "We saw her disrespecting Kim Cross!
I hope Dizzy didn't learn THAT too!!"

Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy learned a lot more about how
to wrestle against a shoot-style
submission wrestler and actually
beat Tigress Mask in a best 2 out
of 3 falls match at OG-Joshi Unleashed."

Mr. Figaro: "Some say... the "some" who don't worship
Kim Cross... that the Dizzy vs. Tigress
match was the best match of that PPV."

Mr. Clyde: "And they'd certainly have solid footing
to make that argument. But what we
will see tonight is how much Dizzy's
experiences with Tigress Mask will
help her against Haley Cannon. This
is the first time Dizzy and Haley
are wrestling each other in a year.
And this time the prize is getting
to the Tag Title Tournament Finals
at the 12/13 show. Furthermore..."

Mr. Figaro: "THIS TIME THEY'RE NOT ALONE!!"

Mr. Clyde: "As they will be in tag team competition
against each other, not singles. And
their partners are certainly two of
the most effective tag partners we
have seen in this tournament. Valeriyah
Belikov has been as instrumental to
their team's victories as Haley has
been. In each victory Haley and Val
have attained, they have done so by
injuring multiple body parts of their
opponents' and then BREAKING at least
one. Valeriyah and Haley both put
on crippling submission holds throughout
their match and stuck to that arsenal
as the winning strategy for their team."

Mr. Figaro: "Whereas Azumi Oonishi has given Dizzy
a partner of equal speed and heart.
Azumi has been very helpful in bringing
the fight to opponents and teaming up
with Dizzy for very quick double team
manuevers. Dizzy and Azumi work very well
together when they are in the ring at
the same time and, much like Haley and
Val, share similar targets in the ring
in regards to their opponents' bodies."

Mr. Clyde: "I would give the edge in "in ring"
teamwork here to Dizzy and Azumi
due to their speed and competence
in double team manuevers. However,
I think that could be equalized by the
extremely dangerous and effective
gameplan of submission skills that
Haley and Val have. Haley and Val
are still new to tag team competition
as their submission skills were honed
in one on one competition. So it is a
true testament to just how dominant
their submissions skills are that
they have advanced so far in this
TAG tournament despite not being a
traditional tag team. They rely less
on double team manuevers and focus
more on trying to get one on one
situations in the ring. But they
are SO effective in those situations
that they have managed to completely
control each match they have wrestled
in. Will they be able to dictate the
pace against a more traditional tag
team like Dizzy and Azumi who use
their combined speed to their advantage?"

Mr. Figaro: "Am I under oath to answer that question?"

Mr. Clyde: "You are under contract as an announcer."

Mr. Figaro: "Then the answer is 'INDUBITABLY'."

Mr. Clyde: "That wasn't really helpful."

Mr. Figaro: "It was for me! Just say "indubitably"
Clyde! It's fun to say!! Enjoy the fun word!"

Mr. Clyde: "So when you combine the difference of styles
between these two teams with the fact
that Dizzy desires to test herself once
again against Haley, we really get a
very interesting matchup. ALso, factor
in that Azumi has never faced Haley
or Val, and Dizzy has never faced Valeriyah.
We do know that Valeriyah went toe to toe
with Haley Cannon, her teammate in this
tournament, at the Emergence PPV back
in January. We have evidence that Valeriyah
is every bit as talented a submissions
artist as Haley is, which means that Dizzy
has to be prepared for her and not focus
primarily on Haley. And Azumi has never
faced one women in OG-Joshi with such
submission talent, let alone two at
the same time. Whereas Valeriyah has
never faced anyone here as quick and
agile as Dizzy and Azumi."

Mr. Figaro: "All this match needs is some chicken
wings and we've basically got the
entire history of mankind summed up
in ONE semifinal tournament match!"

Mr. Clyde: "So without further ado, let us get to it."

Mr. Figaro: "Awesome! You brought the chicken wings!?"

Mr. Clyde: "The match...let's get to the MATCH..."




Match #4: Dizzy/Azumi Oonishi vs. Haley Cannon/Valeriyah Belikov

Semifinal #2 of the OG-Joshi Tag Team Tournament






Figaro's Corner: "Clyde, I know ninja are supposed
to be perfect and all that, but
your lack of love for chicken
wings is really upsetting me and
my world view of your ninja kind!"

Mr. Clyde: "Maybe I eat them so fast that
you just don't see it happening."

Mr. Figaro: "YES!! That must be it!! YEA!!
Thanks for restoring my faith!"






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Mr. Clyde: "And Dizzy has just pinned Valeriyah
Belikov with the Spin Cycle at the
26 minute mark after an excellent match."

Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy did it! Dizzy ding-dong-diddly did it!"

Mr. Clyde: "Dizzy and Azumi did exactly what they
had to do in this match, use their
speed to their advantage and utilize
double team manuevers. They also did
an excellent job of keeping Haley and
Val's submission work to a minimum.
This was the first match that Haley
and val were not able to break a
limb of their opponents..."

Mr. Figaro: "Certainly a part of the defensive
strategy of Dizzy and Azumi!"

Mr. Clyde: "Um...and anyone that ever stepped
into a wrestling ring ANYWHERE.
I've never seen a broken limb being
a positive strategy, after all."

Mr. Figaro: "It is when you can swing it like
a weapon!! When the arm is dangling
off your elbow so that..."

Mr. Clyde: "That's misguided and disgusting."

Mr. Figaro: "Hurrah!"

Mr. Clyde: "Haley and Valeriyah certainly have
nothing to be ashamed of as this
match was competitive throughout.
Both of them had periods of offence
where they were dominant and it
looked like they had the match won
on a number of occasions."

Mr. Figaro: "But the difference here was the
defensive speed of Dizzy and Azumi,
as well as the in-ring teamwork
they displayed throughout."

Mr. Clyde: "I would agree with that. Also,
Dizzy appeared to be much more
prepared for the submission style
of Haley and Val. While she still
had some issues with it, she did
seem to have learned how to defend
against it much better. And really,
consider this. Dizzy, who is still
learning to face submission style
and Azumi, who never has faced it before,
were able to be the FIRST tag team
in this tournament to beat and not
get hurt against Haley and Val."

Mr. Figaro: "I'll say it Clyde, I'm surprised.
I really thought Haley and Val were
unstoppable in this tournament after
seeing their previous matches. But
I don't think they were as good a
TEAM as Dizzy and Azumi. Dizzy and
Azumi have been together for the
last few months, along with Alicia
Gordon, as HAWT*Wing and I think
they have grown to understand each
other IN the ring as well as outside
of it. They complimented each other
so well tonight and I think their
cohesive teamwork helped throw the
"one on one" minded Haley and Valeriyah
off their games. Plus, Valeriyah has
never faced a move like the "Spin Cycle"
before in her sambo background."

Mr. Clyde: "What we have seen tonight is the two
extremely well oiled victorious teams
of Jenny/Kaori and Dizzy/Azumi. Both
teams won their matches tonight
because of their combined strategies
and skills in that ring as a team.
Whereas their opponents, though
great wrestlers in their own rights,
were not as unified in their offence
and defensive strategies and execution."

Mr. Figaro: "As for Haley Cannon, you can't help
but think that she has a reason to
be a bit single-minded these days
in terms of matches. AS she will be
facing Holly one on one for the OG-Joshi
World Championship at the 12/13 PPV.
And while I'm not suggesting that her
heart and mind weren't into this match,
as she is a TRUE competitor and lives
for the fight, i think it IS fair to
say how hard it must have been for her
to prepare for that match AND tonight's
match. Holly is a completely different
opponent then Dizzy or Azumi and a
tag situation is different then a singles
one, even if Haley approaches a tag match
in a similar way. The fact is, preparing
for the BEST of singles competition and
one of the BEST tag teams is very difficult."

Mr. Clyde: "Oddly insightful and I think I do have
to agree that Haley's dual training could
have been a problem for her. But even with
that said, I don't think we can discount
Azumi and Dizzy's efforts for a second.
As I do believe their gameplan would have
worked tonight even if Haley was focused
only on tonight's match. All four women
in this match have passion, but I think
Azumi and Dizzy had the winning game plan
and were able to apply it in the match.
That said, I do believe Haley has a very
strong chance at winning the OG-Joshi Title
as she has been undefeated in pure singles
competition. But tonight was about tag teams."

Mr. Figaro: "All four women put on an excellent effort
here and this was one of the most competitive
matches of the tournament for sure."

Mr. Clyde: "So now we have the two teams that will
be going to the FINALS of the OG-Joshi
Tag Team Tournament at the 12/13 Show.
Kaori NiGHT and Jenny McLanahan will
be facing Dizzy and Azumi Oonishi in
what is sure to be an excellent and
passionate match between two dedicated
teams and four driven individuals."

Mr. Figaro: "Should be an interesting confrontation
of styles between two very fast but
differently offensive minded teams.
And I sure look forward to watching
Kaori NiGHT take on Dizzy again after
their mind blowing Evo.R match."

Mr. Clyde: "It's gonna be quite a tag match and
either team already has the credibility,
in my eyes, to become the next OG-Joshi
Tag Team Champions. But it will take more
then just perception, it will take
determination and the winning team to
TAKE victory in a hard fought match."

Mr. Figaro: "But let's save our breath until that
show, eh! We still have one more match
to get to tonight!"

Mr. Clyde: "And YOU'RE in it..."

Mr. Figaro: "I am!?"





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Mr. Clyde: "And now it's time for our main event.
Figaro...time to get to the ring."



(End of OG-Joshi portion of the show! But there's a great
OG-FPD main event with lotsa happenings at the end of
the show that you can all check out at the main OG-FPD
Voltage page! And we'll see you in a few weeks for the
12/13 3 year Anniversary Show featuring OG-Joshi matches!)