Holly: Back in the gym!
Feb 16, 2007 4:08:02 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:08:02 GMT -5
*The scene opens in a familiar locale, that of the Orochi Army training facility in the Orochi-O's basement. We see OrochiGeese sparring furiously with Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde.*
OG: "Listen to me Figaro, you have to be more serious then ever before for our Survival Match at the 12/13 PPV. Concentrate on how much you want to destroy Eddie Swan and don't hesitate to brutalize the OTHER members of Twinky's team as well. And I'll give you a bonus if you cripple Nick Strife."
Mr. Figaro: "I'll be ready, i know what is on the line."
OG: "Good. Now we must discuss what will happen should any of of the members of OUR team get elimin...
*Just then, the door opens and OG-Joshi World Champion Holly walks in. She is wearing a casual blouse and a leg brace on over her pants. She waddles over and begins to exchange pleasantries with the three men.*
OG: "We have much to discuss, Holly. *OG looks over to Clyde and Figaro* Clyde...continue sparring with Figaro. Do WHATEVER it takes to motivate him and make him even stronger."
Clyde: "Yes, sir."
*Clyde and Figaro go off to the side and Clyde begins ripping up porno magazines. Figaro becomes enraged and starts unleashing a flurry of elbows, to OG's satisfaction. OG turns his attention back to Holly*
OG: "Now, how is your leg doing? I noticed you were not wearing your leg brace during your...um, "actions" at the HaLAWLoween show."
Holly: "Geese, you know better then anyone that I couldn't walk into that joke of a place and show any weakness! Besides, I didn't need a leg brace or crutches to take out LAWL "N00B" Champion Ruby Moreno..."
OG: "It appears you have gotten some mobility and leg strength back and don't need to rely on crutches."
Holly: "And the brace would have taken away from my costume!"
OG: "Yes...I suppose that is true. It was a rather clever idea for a costume, if I must say."
*Holly's face lights up from the praise, but then she sighs*
Holly: "Well...I think it was a little TOO clever actually...as Sandy has refused to wear anything ELSE every time we go out in public. She keeps calling me "master" too. It's a bit creepy since I think she might be into the whole "S&M" thing...cause well...what ISN'T she into..."*Holly shrugs*
OG: "I...really don't want to hear ANY of it..."
Holly: "Listen though...you SAW what she did right? How she helped me?"
OG: "How she helped you make a fool out of someone quite adept at doing that himself? Holly,what I saw was Sandy doing something positive...but not something important. You realize the distinction, correct? She did what she set out to do...but what she set out to do was both easy and a waste of everyone's time. Embarrassing that joke vampire from NDP is not something to put on a career resume. I will need to see more from Sandy before I allow her to come here and..."
Holly: "About that...uh...I kinda thought you'd be cool with it and brought..."
OG: "Oh no..."
*Just then, a HaLAWLoween clad "Darth Morton" walks into the room. OG recoils in shock and Holly sighs*
Holly: "Too soon?"
OG: "Why did you bring that...that THING here without consulting with me first!?"
*Sandy looks around in confused fashion and then walks over to Figaro and Clyde...a situation that can be best be summed up in PICTORIAL REPRESENTATION!*
*Mr. Clyde ninja teleports away as Figaro runs out the door covering his nasal passages and groin. OG sighs heavily (partially because of the "LAWLesque" use of MS Paint...and the fact that the supposedly INDOOR training facility just appeared to be in the desert :rolleyes ) and looks at Holly.*
Holly: "Ok, ok, it was a mistake. *Shouts* Hey Sandy?"
Sandy: "Yes Master?"
*OG and Holly shudder*
Holly: "Can you uh...wait in the car? Geese and I have to talk business."
Sandy: "Ohhhh...*pouts* I thought we were gonna train today!?"
Holly: "No...uh....not yet, i mean, not today."
Sandy: "But I want Geese to teach me the Rolling Cradle!"
*OG is suddenly rocked with intense nausea and falls down to one knee*
Holly: "No..its too, um advanced for you now...please meet me in the car, I won't be too long!"
*Sandy walks away dejectedly as Holly helps Geese to his feet.*
Holly: "Ok...ok, don't say it, I know."
OG: "Never...NEVER bring her again unless I explicitly tell you!"
Holly: "Geese...I'll prove to you that she can be a real asset to me. If you thought HaLAWLoween was something, just wait til you see LAWLiday!"
OG: "I'm not concerned about LAWLiday. Right now all that matters for BOTH of us is the 3 Year Anniversary PPV. Now listen, you have the BIGGEST challenge of your career coming up. That used to be Jo Ryder...but the fact is that you were HEALTHY against Jo. Against Haley Cannon, a master of submissions, you are going into the match with one broken leg. So these are now the worst odds you have ever gone up against."
Holly: "And I'll do what I do EVERY time...I'll beat the odds and laugh in the faces of those who doubted me! You're not doubting me now, are you!?" *Holly slyly winks*
OG: "I have never doubted you in the ring and I am not doing so now. However, it is time for something MORE then just confidence. Now it is time for a concrete PLAN to help you beat the odds. Because with your leg the way it is, it will be impossible for you to get it back to full strength by 12/13. Which is why I have enlisted myself, Clyde, and Figaro to help EVEN the nearly insurmountable odds against you."
Holly: "Really?"
OG: "You can not go into this match expecting to wrestle the same way you always do. You will need to use your legs less while using your arms and BRAIN even more. We will help you learn how to do that. Figaro is a natural puncher and master of elbows. Clyde is an expert in balance and strategy. And I..."
Holly: "Professor of Chaos?"
OG: "I will provide the mental plan you will need to compensate for your physical limits *Points to Holly's leg* and fully reap the benefits of your high intelligence."
Holly: "You mean provide the mental EDGE?"
OG: "No...you already HAVE the highest of will power. Fighting out of Jo Ryder's "Eclipse Festival" at Unleashed proved you have the mental edge needed to do ANYTHING in that ring. But Haley Cannon's submissions can not be fought by mental toughness alone. When a bone breaks, it BREAKS. Realize that mind over matter is a fallacy. The only way to truly win is to recognize reality and work within those confines. So I will help you develop a plan to work around Haley's strengths and your current physical weaknesses."
*Holly starts grinning and points her finger at Geese, mock accusingly*
Holly: "But wait...didn't you tell me last year that you had to stop giving me special privileges?"
OG: "If you were 100% healthy now, you wouldn't need my help now. But due to your injury, SOMETHING must be done. While I am not angry at Celes for choosing Sandy as your tag partner, I do take responsibility for her actions contributing to your broken leg. So I will make it up to you by personally helping you get ready for your match in light of your injury. You have not come this far only to lose your title because of Celes' hatred.'
Holly: *Hugs OG* "Thanks GEESE!"
OG: "We have a little under a month. I would have started you on this plan earlier but I had to make sure your leg was up to training. It appears you are ready to get back in the ring to spar. So I will need your absolute dedication to fighting past your pain AND your mental blocks. It is second nature to you, by now, to rely on kicks and your speed in the ring. But you will have to learn to rely on other tools while your leg is still healing."
Holly: "Geese, you were the one that originally trained me to get to the point where I could become Champion. I am sure your new lessons will make me even better!"
OG: "For now they are intended to make you AS effective as you have been. The key to your success has ALWAYS been your intelligence. And it is that which we will still be using as your primary offensive weapon. But we must re-tune it to call on different parts of your body and fight against your kicking instincts in the ring."
Holly: "Ok, we'll get started tomorrow, Geese! I gotta take Sandy back before she totally pollutes my car."
OG: "Do not let her distract you from your match preparation."
Holly: "Geese, being the OG-Joshi World Champion is THE most important thing to me. More important then being Sandy's "master."
OG: "I will see you tomorrow...hopefully Figaro and Clyde will attend despite the "situation" earlier."
*Holly laughs, hugs Geese and leaves as OG goes to the showers still feeling somewhat nauseas from Sandy's "Rolling Cradle" suggestion. Poisoned chaos!*
OG: "Listen to me Figaro, you have to be more serious then ever before for our Survival Match at the 12/13 PPV. Concentrate on how much you want to destroy Eddie Swan and don't hesitate to brutalize the OTHER members of Twinky's team as well. And I'll give you a bonus if you cripple Nick Strife."
Mr. Figaro: "I'll be ready, i know what is on the line."
OG: "Good. Now we must discuss what will happen should any of of the members of OUR team get elimin...
*Just then, the door opens and OG-Joshi World Champion Holly walks in. She is wearing a casual blouse and a leg brace on over her pants. She waddles over and begins to exchange pleasantries with the three men.*
OG: "We have much to discuss, Holly. *OG looks over to Clyde and Figaro* Clyde...continue sparring with Figaro. Do WHATEVER it takes to motivate him and make him even stronger."
Clyde: "Yes, sir."
*Clyde and Figaro go off to the side and Clyde begins ripping up porno magazines. Figaro becomes enraged and starts unleashing a flurry of elbows, to OG's satisfaction. OG turns his attention back to Holly*
OG: "Now, how is your leg doing? I noticed you were not wearing your leg brace during your...um, "actions" at the HaLAWLoween show."
Holly: "Geese, you know better then anyone that I couldn't walk into that joke of a place and show any weakness! Besides, I didn't need a leg brace or crutches to take out LAWL "N00B" Champion Ruby Moreno..."
OG: "It appears you have gotten some mobility and leg strength back and don't need to rely on crutches."
Holly: "And the brace would have taken away from my costume!"
OG: "Yes...I suppose that is true. It was a rather clever idea for a costume, if I must say."
*Holly's face lights up from the praise, but then she sighs*
Holly: "Well...I think it was a little TOO clever actually...as Sandy has refused to wear anything ELSE every time we go out in public. She keeps calling me "master" too. It's a bit creepy since I think she might be into the whole "S&M" thing...cause well...what ISN'T she into..."*Holly shrugs*
OG: "I...really don't want to hear ANY of it..."
Holly: "Listen though...you SAW what she did right? How she helped me?"
OG: "How she helped you make a fool out of someone quite adept at doing that himself? Holly,what I saw was Sandy doing something positive...but not something important. You realize the distinction, correct? She did what she set out to do...but what she set out to do was both easy and a waste of everyone's time. Embarrassing that joke vampire from NDP is not something to put on a career resume. I will need to see more from Sandy before I allow her to come here and..."
Holly: "About that...uh...I kinda thought you'd be cool with it and brought..."
OG: "Oh no..."
*Just then, a HaLAWLoween clad "Darth Morton" walks into the room. OG recoils in shock and Holly sighs*
Holly: "Too soon?"
OG: "Why did you bring that...that THING here without consulting with me first!?"
*Sandy looks around in confused fashion and then walks over to Figaro and Clyde...a situation that can be best be summed up in PICTORIAL REPRESENTATION!*
*Mr. Clyde ninja teleports away as Figaro runs out the door covering his nasal passages and groin. OG sighs heavily (partially because of the "LAWLesque" use of MS Paint...and the fact that the supposedly INDOOR training facility just appeared to be in the desert :rolleyes ) and looks at Holly.*
Holly: "Ok, ok, it was a mistake. *Shouts* Hey Sandy?"
Sandy: "Yes Master?"
*OG and Holly shudder*
Holly: "Can you uh...wait in the car? Geese and I have to talk business."
Sandy: "Ohhhh...*pouts* I thought we were gonna train today!?"
Holly: "No...uh....not yet, i mean, not today."
Sandy: "But I want Geese to teach me the Rolling Cradle!"
*OG is suddenly rocked with intense nausea and falls down to one knee*
Holly: "No..its too, um advanced for you now...please meet me in the car, I won't be too long!"
*Sandy walks away dejectedly as Holly helps Geese to his feet.*
Holly: "Ok...ok, don't say it, I know."
OG: "Never...NEVER bring her again unless I explicitly tell you!"
Holly: "Geese...I'll prove to you that she can be a real asset to me. If you thought HaLAWLoween was something, just wait til you see LAWLiday!"
OG: "I'm not concerned about LAWLiday. Right now all that matters for BOTH of us is the 3 Year Anniversary PPV. Now listen, you have the BIGGEST challenge of your career coming up. That used to be Jo Ryder...but the fact is that you were HEALTHY against Jo. Against Haley Cannon, a master of submissions, you are going into the match with one broken leg. So these are now the worst odds you have ever gone up against."
Holly: "And I'll do what I do EVERY time...I'll beat the odds and laugh in the faces of those who doubted me! You're not doubting me now, are you!?" *Holly slyly winks*
OG: "I have never doubted you in the ring and I am not doing so now. However, it is time for something MORE then just confidence. Now it is time for a concrete PLAN to help you beat the odds. Because with your leg the way it is, it will be impossible for you to get it back to full strength by 12/13. Which is why I have enlisted myself, Clyde, and Figaro to help EVEN the nearly insurmountable odds against you."
Holly: "Really?"
OG: "You can not go into this match expecting to wrestle the same way you always do. You will need to use your legs less while using your arms and BRAIN even more. We will help you learn how to do that. Figaro is a natural puncher and master of elbows. Clyde is an expert in balance and strategy. And I..."
Holly: "Professor of Chaos?"
OG: "I will provide the mental plan you will need to compensate for your physical limits *Points to Holly's leg* and fully reap the benefits of your high intelligence."
Holly: "You mean provide the mental EDGE?"
OG: "No...you already HAVE the highest of will power. Fighting out of Jo Ryder's "Eclipse Festival" at Unleashed proved you have the mental edge needed to do ANYTHING in that ring. But Haley Cannon's submissions can not be fought by mental toughness alone. When a bone breaks, it BREAKS. Realize that mind over matter is a fallacy. The only way to truly win is to recognize reality and work within those confines. So I will help you develop a plan to work around Haley's strengths and your current physical weaknesses."
*Holly starts grinning and points her finger at Geese, mock accusingly*
Holly: "But wait...didn't you tell me last year that you had to stop giving me special privileges?"
OG: "If you were 100% healthy now, you wouldn't need my help now. But due to your injury, SOMETHING must be done. While I am not angry at Celes for choosing Sandy as your tag partner, I do take responsibility for her actions contributing to your broken leg. So I will make it up to you by personally helping you get ready for your match in light of your injury. You have not come this far only to lose your title because of Celes' hatred.'
Holly: *Hugs OG* "Thanks GEESE!"
OG: "We have a little under a month. I would have started you on this plan earlier but I had to make sure your leg was up to training. It appears you are ready to get back in the ring to spar. So I will need your absolute dedication to fighting past your pain AND your mental blocks. It is second nature to you, by now, to rely on kicks and your speed in the ring. But you will have to learn to rely on other tools while your leg is still healing."
Holly: "Geese, you were the one that originally trained me to get to the point where I could become Champion. I am sure your new lessons will make me even better!"
OG: "For now they are intended to make you AS effective as you have been. The key to your success has ALWAYS been your intelligence. And it is that which we will still be using as your primary offensive weapon. But we must re-tune it to call on different parts of your body and fight against your kicking instincts in the ring."
Holly: "Ok, we'll get started tomorrow, Geese! I gotta take Sandy back before she totally pollutes my car."
OG: "Do not let her distract you from your match preparation."
Holly: "Geese, being the OG-Joshi World Champion is THE most important thing to me. More important then being Sandy's "master."
OG: "I will see you tomorrow...hopefully Figaro and Clyde will attend despite the "situation" earlier."
*Holly laughs, hugs Geese and leaves as OG goes to the showers still feeling somewhat nauseas from Sandy's "Rolling Cradle" suggestion. Poisoned chaos!*