CELEBLATION!
Feb 16, 2007 4:04:52 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 4:04:52 GMT -5
*OG-Joshi Interviewer "Mean" Jean Carter stands near an interview set with a frustrated look on her face. She is airing her grievances to the cameraman.*
Jean: "Not only is it the weekend, it's the weekend before Halloween! And OG-Joshi didn't even tell me til 9am this morning that I was needed to do an interview today! Of course I'm mad! Aren't YOU!?"
*Cameraman nods somewhat sympathetically...though it appears he is really just trying to sneak a peak down her official OG-Joshi "interview blouse"*
Jean: "Worst part is...they didn't even TELL me who I was supposed to inter...
*The door to the room opens and we hear high pitched shrieking*
Jean: "Oh no."
*Keina and Naomi of KENTA! Army run into the room and hug Jean*
Keina: "HALLO MEAN JEAN! WE HAVENT SEEN YOU FOR SO LONG!"
Naomi: "WE HAVE BEEN CELEBLATING ALL WEEK!"
Jean: "Celebl...celebrating WHAT?"
Keina: "At OG-FPD "Donnybrook at Pier 6", KENTA WON THE GLOBAL TV TITLE!"
Naomi: "KENTA IS FIRST GLOBAL TV CHAMP-ION!"
Jean: "You two, uh, must be very proud..."
Keina: "WE ARE SO PROUD OF KENTA!"
Jean: "That's what I said..."
Naomi: "IT WASN'T LOUD ENOUGH!"
*Jean sighs*
Keina: "HE UNIFIED TITLE BELTS LIKE HE UNIFIED OUR LOVE FOR HIM!"
Naomi: "AND HE HAS LET US TAKE HIS BELT OFF... AND HOLD IT!"
Jean: "Hold...WHAT exactly?"
Keina: "THE GLORY OF KENTA!"
*Jean sighs deeper*
Naomi: "IT IS SO BIG AND SHINY!!"
Keina: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT, MEAN JEAN!?"
*Jean gets a look of shock on her face and starts feebly protesting. But Naomi pulls out Kenta's Global TV Title from her "HALLO KENTA!" backpack (formerly a "Hello Kitty" one with KENTA's face sewn over it)*
Jean: "Oh...THAT "glory of Kenta"...I was afraid you meant..."
*Keina and Naomi blush*
Keina: "You mean his Kentaroos undersleeps?"
Jean: "Yeah...that's good...let's just say I meant THOSE and not anything else."
*Keina and Naomi giggle*
Jean: "In an attempt to steer this interview to some manner of relevance to OG-Joshi...do you have any comments about your match at the Tournament Qualifier show: which seemed to happen like 20 years ago?"
Keina: "WE WERE NOT BORN YET THEN!"
Jean: "Don't worry, apparently neither was sarcasm..."
Naomi: "WHAT MEANS THAT!? WE ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!"
Jean: "Please..do you have ANY comments about your previous match with Melody and Harmony?"
*Keina gives a thumbs up*
Keina: "WE THANK THEM FOR HONORABLE MATCH! WE ARE SAD WE LOST...BUT IT DID NOT HURT KENTA'S SPIRIT TO WIN GROBAL TV TITLE!"
Naomi: "WE WILL TRAIN HARDER FOR NEXT MATCH!!"
Keina: "BUT WE WISH MERODY AND HARMONY WELL!"
Jean: "They are up against very tough opponents at the next Voltage show. Jenny McLanahan and Kaori.."
*Keina and Naomi suddenly squeal in delight*
Keina: "KAORI NIGHT!! WE LOVE HER!"
Naomi: "SHE *holds index finger up* NUMBAH 1 POP STAR IN JAPAN!"
Keina: "WE HAVE ALL HER RECORDS! HER SONGS ABOUT LOVE HELP US TO LOVE KENTA BETTER!"
Jean: "Something tells me she won't be as enthusiastic to hear THAT PART..."
Keina: "IT OK! SHE ROVES HER FANS!"
Jean: "I wish you'd decisively choose whether or not to do that R/L pronunciation thing...it's distracting to hear you keep changing your mind about it every time..."
Keina: "OUR MIND AND HEARTS BELONG TO KENTA!"
Jean: "That didn't really answer my question..."
Naomi: "IT WASN"T A QUESTION, MEAN INTERVIEW LADY!"
*Cameraman laughs*
Jean: "Touche..."
Naomi: "WE WISH KAORI AND HER FRIEND JENNY LUCK IN TOURNAMENT!"
Keina: "WE WISH EVERYONE WHO ROVES KENTA LUCK!"
Jean: "Damn, you did it again...make up your mind!"
Keina: "THANK YOU FOR INTERVIEWING US, MEAN JEAN!"
Jean: "Pleasure was all someone else's..."
NAOMI: "YOU ARE VELLY FUNNY! ALWAYS BE FUNNY FOR KENTA!"
Jean: "Ok, thank you for your time...OG-Joshi looks forward to seeing you two back in the ring.."
Keina: "ONCE TAG TOURNAMENT IS OVER, WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO GET TITLE SHOT!"
Naomi: "WE ARE OUT OF TOURNAMENT BUT WE WANT TO WIN TITLES FOR KENTA ONCE TOURNAMENT IS OVER! WE WILL CHALLENGE NEW CHAMPIONS!"
Jean: "Good to see you taking the tried and true "screaming" approach to a Title challenge."
Keina: "WE SCREAM FOR GLORY OF KENTA!"
Naomi: "HE IS INSIDE US SO WE SCREAM ROUD FOR HIM!"
*Jean shrugs her shoulders and just walks off*
Keina: "SHE MUST WANT TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF KENTA!"
Naomi: *moans petulantly* "I DO TOO, KEINAHHH!!!!"
*Cameraman takes the cue that we have devolved into train wreck area and turns off camera*
Jean: "Not only is it the weekend, it's the weekend before Halloween! And OG-Joshi didn't even tell me til 9am this morning that I was needed to do an interview today! Of course I'm mad! Aren't YOU!?"
*Cameraman nods somewhat sympathetically...though it appears he is really just trying to sneak a peak down her official OG-Joshi "interview blouse"*
Jean: "Worst part is...they didn't even TELL me who I was supposed to inter...
*The door to the room opens and we hear high pitched shrieking*
Jean: "Oh no."
*Keina and Naomi of KENTA! Army run into the room and hug Jean*
Keina: "HALLO MEAN JEAN! WE HAVENT SEEN YOU FOR SO LONG!"
Naomi: "WE HAVE BEEN CELEBLATING ALL WEEK!"
Jean: "Celebl...celebrating WHAT?"
Keina: "At OG-FPD "Donnybrook at Pier 6", KENTA WON THE GLOBAL TV TITLE!"
Naomi: "KENTA IS FIRST GLOBAL TV CHAMP-ION!"
Jean: "You two, uh, must be very proud..."
Keina: "WE ARE SO PROUD OF KENTA!"
Jean: "That's what I said..."
Naomi: "IT WASN'T LOUD ENOUGH!"
*Jean sighs*
Keina: "HE UNIFIED TITLE BELTS LIKE HE UNIFIED OUR LOVE FOR HIM!"
Naomi: "AND HE HAS LET US TAKE HIS BELT OFF... AND HOLD IT!"
Jean: "Hold...WHAT exactly?"
Keina: "THE GLORY OF KENTA!"
*Jean sighs deeper*
Naomi: "IT IS SO BIG AND SHINY!!"
Keina: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT, MEAN JEAN!?"
*Jean gets a look of shock on her face and starts feebly protesting. But Naomi pulls out Kenta's Global TV Title from her "HALLO KENTA!" backpack (formerly a "Hello Kitty" one with KENTA's face sewn over it)*
Jean: "Oh...THAT "glory of Kenta"...I was afraid you meant..."
*Keina and Naomi blush*
Keina: "You mean his Kentaroos undersleeps?"
Jean: "Yeah...that's good...let's just say I meant THOSE and not anything else."
*Keina and Naomi giggle*
Jean: "In an attempt to steer this interview to some manner of relevance to OG-Joshi...do you have any comments about your match at the Tournament Qualifier show: which seemed to happen like 20 years ago?"
Keina: "WE WERE NOT BORN YET THEN!"
Jean: "Don't worry, apparently neither was sarcasm..."
Naomi: "WHAT MEANS THAT!? WE ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!"
Jean: "Please..do you have ANY comments about your previous match with Melody and Harmony?"
*Keina gives a thumbs up*
Keina: "WE THANK THEM FOR HONORABLE MATCH! WE ARE SAD WE LOST...BUT IT DID NOT HURT KENTA'S SPIRIT TO WIN GROBAL TV TITLE!"
Naomi: "WE WILL TRAIN HARDER FOR NEXT MATCH!!"
Keina: "BUT WE WISH MERODY AND HARMONY WELL!"
Jean: "They are up against very tough opponents at the next Voltage show. Jenny McLanahan and Kaori.."
*Keina and Naomi suddenly squeal in delight*
Keina: "KAORI NIGHT!! WE LOVE HER!"
Naomi: "SHE *holds index finger up* NUMBAH 1 POP STAR IN JAPAN!"
Keina: "WE HAVE ALL HER RECORDS! HER SONGS ABOUT LOVE HELP US TO LOVE KENTA BETTER!"
Jean: "Something tells me she won't be as enthusiastic to hear THAT PART..."
Keina: "IT OK! SHE ROVES HER FANS!"
Jean: "I wish you'd decisively choose whether or not to do that R/L pronunciation thing...it's distracting to hear you keep changing your mind about it every time..."
Keina: "OUR MIND AND HEARTS BELONG TO KENTA!"
Jean: "That didn't really answer my question..."
Naomi: "IT WASN"T A QUESTION, MEAN INTERVIEW LADY!"
*Cameraman laughs*
Jean: "Touche..."
Naomi: "WE WISH KAORI AND HER FRIEND JENNY LUCK IN TOURNAMENT!"
Keina: "WE WISH EVERYONE WHO ROVES KENTA LUCK!"
Jean: "Damn, you did it again...make up your mind!"
Keina: "THANK YOU FOR INTERVIEWING US, MEAN JEAN!"
Jean: "Pleasure was all someone else's..."
NAOMI: "YOU ARE VELLY FUNNY! ALWAYS BE FUNNY FOR KENTA!"
Jean: "Ok, thank you for your time...OG-Joshi looks forward to seeing you two back in the ring.."
Keina: "ONCE TAG TOURNAMENT IS OVER, WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO GET TITLE SHOT!"
Naomi: "WE ARE OUT OF TOURNAMENT BUT WE WANT TO WIN TITLES FOR KENTA ONCE TOURNAMENT IS OVER! WE WILL CHALLENGE NEW CHAMPIONS!"
Jean: "Good to see you taking the tried and true "screaming" approach to a Title challenge."
Keina: "WE SCREAM FOR GLORY OF KENTA!"
Naomi: "HE IS INSIDE US SO WE SCREAM ROUD FOR HIM!"
*Jean shrugs her shoulders and just walks off*
Keina: "SHE MUST WANT TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF KENTA!"
Naomi: *moans petulantly* "I DO TOO, KEINAHHH!!!!"
*Cameraman takes the cue that we have devolved into train wreck area and turns off camera*