11/18/07 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Voltage - November 18th, 2007


*Voltage starts off pyro-a-plenty as Mr. Clyde
and Mr. Figaro sit at their desks! Exciting start!
Of note is that Figaro is wearing a "Down with
Dods" t-shirt in anticipation of his upcoming
match with Caleb while Clyde is doing his best
to prepare himself for this show through deep
breathing and ninja meditation*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Wow, you're really getting getting
yourself ready for a party, eh
Clyde!? And that's just what we
have for all you folks tonight!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "We are approximately one month away
from the OG-FPD 4th Year Anniversary
PPV and we have quite a few updates."

[Mr. Figaro:] "For those who haven't heard already,
Visper Karr and Haley Cannon just had
the sixth match of their "brea...uh BEST
of 7 series" at NDP's Tribulation Supercard."

[Mr. Clyde:] "We don't want to spoil the results for
you so let us just point you to the
right direction for that match."

[Mr. Figaro:] "If Haley wins that match, then the series
is over. But if Visper wins, then that forces
a 7th match to take place at the PPV."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Since last Voltage, two new matches have
been added to the UBL side of the show.
Twinky McLanahan and Jack Dod ended
the Universal Champions League in a tie,
and the tiebreaker will be in the form of a
split "Best 2 out of 3" falls series that will
be held throughout the 12/13 show."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Also, a 3 on 3 tag match has been added
to the show courtesy of UBL Sergeant
Drake Yoshida. Prospective Battalion
Tag Team "Snake Mountain" will take
on Jason Hyde, Jang Bae, and Bak Fu:
three men that Drake wants to see
punished for their recent misbehavior."

[Mr. Clyde:] "This is in addition, of course, to the
OG-Joshi Tag Championships being
defended by HAWT*Wing against
J*NiGHT and the OG-Joshi World
Championship match being defended
by Holly against Alicia Gordon."

[Mr. Figaro:] "That's a HAWT card, Clyde!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "And as stacked as it is, it may get
yet another match due to tonight.
General Celes has been monitoring
the relationship between Kat Black,
Kim Cross...and oddly enough, both
of us, due to Mr. Figaro's strange
outbursts a few months ago. If
Celes sees that Kat and Kim are
not on the same page tonight, then
they will actually be made to face
each other at the Anniversary PPV."

[Mr. Figaro:] "But as we all saw last Voltage,
when we had a DELIGHTFUL dinner
together, everyone is one happy
Orochi family and on the same page!!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Kat hasn't spoken to Kim, you
or I for the last month and you
KNOW it. If Kat's on the same
page as us, its a blank page."

[Mr. Figaro:] "She prefers silent loving with you!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's just get to our first match of
tonight. During the previous Voltage,
which I was unfortunately unable to
call live thanks to the "dinner date,"
Natalia Nogaard won a close match
over DARKNESS Diva. Ever the poor
sport, Yoyo Banzai then ran out to
attack Natalia for beating Yoyo's ally.
However, Yoyo's presence was
quickly offset by Jenna Stone who
came to Natalia's rescue. So
General Celes made this match
tonight in order to help all four
women sort out their difficulties."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Jenna's only difficulty is not getting
to know you better, Clyde..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jenna has been quite a force here
in OG-Joshi and apparently her
behavior is pleasing to General
Celes and the fans. Jenna uses
her great strength for good unlike
some others in OG-Joshi..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I bet she uses it GREAT in the bed room!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Meanwhile, Natalia Nogaard was
pleased to get her second win on
Voltage but I think she still wants to
prove to the fans just what she can do."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Remember though that Yoyo and Diva
are out to prove that Natalia's win last
show was a fluke! A damn fluke! So
they will be at their most aggressive,
which is usually very effective for Yoyo."

[Mr. Clyde:] "This should be an exciting match
between two teams that certainly
have no shortage of emnity for
each other. Let's get to the ring."


Match #1 - Natalia/Jenna vs. Diva/Yoyo [YouTube]



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*Yoyo Banzai drags Diva out of the ring and makes
menacing gestures all the way backstage. Meanwhile,
Jenna and Natalia celebrate with the fans.*

Jenna/Natalia (O) ["Switchblade" - 16:22] (X) Diva/Yoyo


[Mr. Clyde:] "I really think these two have
tremendous futures here.
General Celes has a big
announcement that she is
saving for the Anniversary PPV,
and I think it will greatly benefit
Jenna and Natalia, among others."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Will it benefit ME?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Sure, sure."

[Mr. Figaro:] "DING DING DING DING! WOO!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "We now go backstage where I
believe "Mean" Jean Carter is
about to interview someone.
Miss Carter, are you ready?"

*The Orochi-Tron turns on and we see "Mean" Jean
Carter, head turned, speaking to someone off camera*

[MJC:]: "Yeah, hi, good to see you again!
General Celes is in her office,
it's right down the hall. Just
tell her I sent you and good luck!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Miss Carter?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "I got this Clyde. MEAN JEAN!"

*Mean Jean jumps and quickly turns her head
and focuses her attention back to the camera.*

[MJC:]: "Sorry! I'm here waiting for an
exclusive interview with none other
then KENTA! Army members Keina
and Shino but they haven't shown
up yet. It's not like them to be late-"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Uh oh...you think they've gone prego?"

[MJC:]: "Not THAT kind of late, Figaro!
Clyde, hit him for me, please?"

*Mr. Clyde punches Figaro in the shoulder*

[Mr. Figaro:] "Thanks for the love tap, Jean!"

[MJC:]: "I suppose I'll wait here until they
shows up! IF they do!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Who was that you were talking
to earlier, Miss Carter?"

*MJC blushes*

[MJC:]: "A girl's gotta have her secrets!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "OMG THATS SO HAWT!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well, thank you Miss Carter
for that report. We'll check in
with you later. As for now,
we've got a very very physical
match in store for you. Lana
will be taking on Polly Dod in
Polly's first singles match here
in OG-Joshi."

*Mr. Figaro points to his shirt*

[Mr. Figaro:] "In protest of the mass Dod
shenanigans over the last
few months, I am going on
a temporary commentary
strike until this match is over.
After I say....I'm gonna CRUSH
Caleb Dod at the November UBL
Open Show and feed his bones
to my demented pet chimpanzee!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "You have neither pet chimpanzee
nor bone grinder. And you'll be
lucky to escape that match
in one piece, not to mention
victorious. But I do enjoy your
temporary strike as it will
allow me to discuss the match
uninhibited for a change."

*Mr. Figaro makes a "my lips are sealed" motion*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Lana has had a problem with Polly
Dod for the last few months. This
dates back to Lana's original feud
with Jane Dod, but then got much
more personal when Polly debuted
and absolutely laid Lana out. Hear
that Figaro? Polly LAID Lana out."

*Mr. Figaro starts grinning but tries his best to
remain silent...even covering his mouth with
his hands in desperation like a 10 year old*

[Mr. Clyde:] "This led into a tag match at the
previous show where Polly, Jane
and Eris Byrne defeated Lana,
Juli Tanaka, and Lisa Robinson.
In that match, Polly was absolutely
dominant throughout, enabling
Jane to get the submission win
over Lana. However, ever since
Polly's debut, it has been her that
Lana wants vengeance against
more then Jane. We will see
if Lana can get a degree of
revenge tonight in what should
be an extremely violent match."


Match #2 - Lana vs. Polly Dod [YouTube]



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Polly Dod (O) ["Pollywhirl~2" - 19:56] (X) Lana


[Mr. Clyde:] "That was one of the most intense matches
we have ever seen on Voltage or in general
on an OG-Joshi show. It would not surprise
me if these two go at it again cause there
seems to be a deep-seated hatred between
them. The fans sure got treated to a hell
of a match there though and enjoyed it."

*Mr. Figaro points to his mouth that its still sealed*

[Mr. Clyde:] "Well it's time for our next match, one where
I may have to buckle Figaro down to his chair
with some array of belts. Not to mention he
is going to start talking again in the abscence
of any Dods...so, let's hear it."

[Mr. Figaro:] "BOOBIES OMG I LOVE KIMMMMMMM!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Is that all?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Clyde, you'll need Thunder Strike's massive
door lock to be able to keep me away from
the ring in this next match! Let's do it!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Geese is gonna be pissed you brought that up..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "And judging by the success of that statement, he'll
ALSO be pissed if you interfere in the next match."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh come ON, i never "interfered" in the previous
match between the Reed Sisters against Kat and
Kim. I was merely making sure all four women
were safe against the Dods. But given that Polly
and Lana just beat the hell out of each other, I
think Polly won't be getting involved in the next
match so I can sit here and watch it with you!"

[Mr. Clyde:] *Mutters under breath* "Be careful what you
wish for, Clyde..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "What's that, lil buddy?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's just get to the match. Folks, after the mess
that transpired the last time these two teams met,
General Celes promised the Reed Sisters a
rematch against the new, rather reluctant, team
of Kat Black and Kim Cross. We have that for
you now and it should be a very interesting one.."

[Mr. Figaro:] "And alluring!"

[Mr. Clyde:] " Especially due to the unique stipulations that
Celes has set. If Kim and Kat don't get along,
then they will be forced to face each other at
the OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV. They
don't actually MIND that possibility, in fact,
I think they wanted to face each other cause
of the mutual respect they have for each
other's in ring abilities. In my opinion, Kat and
Kim were the two fastest rising stars of 2007
and are each on the cusp of being in the main
events here. One more victory for either or
even just a top match between them could
propel them much closer to the very top."

[Mr. Figaro:] "YUS!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "However, the possibility of that defining match
was put on hold due to Figaro's swearing that
they are part of the Orochi Army as OUR
girlfriends. And that any match between them
would result in an "Orochi family feud," Celes
didn't want to see that happen so she gave
Figaro until the Anniversary PPV to prove
that Kat and I are, what's the technical term?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Knocking ninja boots."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, THAT. My hunch is that tonight
all of Figaro's assumptions will unravel.
Kat was none too happy at the end of
dinner last month and I think Kim's
behavior, along with YOURS, Figaro,
led to that. If Kat and Kim aren't on
the same page tonight against the
Reed Sisters, they are in trouble.
The second stipulation for tonight is
that if the Reed Sisters win, then the
previous match's result, a loss, against
Kat and Kim will be overturned. So is
a lot on the line tonight and each team
has a lot of frustration they have to let out."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm full of frustration too!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Write it in your diary."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I left it at home."

[Mr. Clyde:] "In your underwear drawer as usual?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "DAMN IT!! It's been compromised!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "You can run home later. For now, let's
get to the ring and see what four of
OG-Joshi's rising stars have to offer."


Match #3 - Reed Sisters vs. Kat Black/Kim Cross

(Yea! Write-up match on Voltage!! With award-
winning "NDP style" action/commentary format!)


The Reeds come down to the ring with energized
looks on their faces. Once they get into the ring,
they begin motivating each other and discussing
strategy. This is in stark contrast to Kat and Kim
who don't come out at the same time. Kat seems
to want nothing to do with Kim and Kim's response
is her own aloofness. Every time Kim turns her nose
up and looks away though, she feels bad and tries
to get Kat to talk to her, but to no effect. This is not
the ideal situation for them to begin a tag team match!

Kat starts the match first for her team, more out of
a desire to stop talking to Kim then anything else.
Melody is her opponent. It was Melody who tapped
out to Kat's "Fade to Black" STF during the
previous match and she is ready to avenge that
loss! The two lock up and Melody immediately
takes her down and begins riding her with various
amateur wrestling type manuevers.

[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh damn, Clyde, she's pretending
like she's you...and Kat's like Kat!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "You almost lost me until you clarified
that. Thanks."

Kat is able to get out of this predicament with
a back elbow and springs back to her feet
where she then shifts the momentum to her
side with a variety of martial arts kicks. Melody
is finally forced to tag to Harmony who actually
stands toe to toe with Kat in striking attempts.
But Kat manages to get the advantage after
a chant from KIm gets on her nerves and
causes her to pick up the intensity.

[Mr. Figaro:] "Did you see that? Kim's chant got
Kat all fired up! What a team!"

Kat irish whips Harmony into the corner,
Harmony reverses! But before she can
take advantage, Kim tags herself in!
Kat doesn't even bother to protest but
just gives an audible sigh and gets onto
the ring apron. Kim begins taking charge
on Harmony with a variety of armbars.

[Mr. Figaro:] "Kim is the Mistress of the Ring!
Kaori can call herself Queen,
Holly can call herself Ace, but
Kim is the true Mistress in there.
Looks how she dominates her
opponents with HOLDS. Holds,
unlike the eyes have ever seen!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "I think thats a Fujiwara armbar actu-"

[Mr. Figaro:] "That's a Kimiwara armbar, that will
help set up her KIMura lock later!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Sure...sure..."

Harmony finally gets to the ropes to break the hold,
but Kim yanks her arm back to force her back to
the middle of the ring. Harmony rolls with the
momentum and manages to transition into a
beautiful counter enziguri that rocks Kim! The
fans go nuts for the manuever and the tag back
to Melody! The crowd is on their feet as Melody
begins clapping her hands and looks poised!

[Mr. Figaro:] "Oh that's not right!! I hope Kim-cakes
is ok, i'm gonna have to rub HER head
tonight instead of her rubbing off mi-"

[Mr. Clyde:] "A beautiful reversal move by Harmony."

Melody mounts Kim with a double leg takedown
and goes for the quick pin, but Kim kicks out. Another
mount by Melody and the two begin trading dominant
positions. Finally Melody transitions into a Boston Crab.

[Mr. Figaro:] "I love watching these two roll around
but I think Melody should have gone for
a more forceful move when Kim was
out of it. I think she wants to prove
her wrestling prowess though against
the Mistress of the Ring, Kim!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Really pushing that nickname huh?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Got the shirts already printed out!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "JUST the shirts?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Everything from lacey undergarments
to non-lacey undergarments!! We
run the whole gamut, Clyde!"

Kim gets to the ropes to break the crab. As she's
recovering, Melody grabs her for a roll-up pin
but Kim kicks out and then shouts in umbrage!
She then fires back with some elbows and a
gutwrench suplex! Kim is pissed! A belly to
belly suplex follows and Kim is really giving
Melody an earful about the "proper way" to
face her and how to "respect one's Mistress"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Glad to hear you two coordinated
the branding efforts, there."

[Mr. Figaro:] "The Kim Corp is a well oiled machine!"

Melody gets to her feet and instinctively goes for
another double leg takedown but Kim blocks it
and grabs a front face lock. Melody begins to lift
her and Kim's eyes go comically wide. But she
elbows Melody in the back, causing Melody to
drop down, and Kim transitions this RIGHT into
a Kimpaler DDT! 1...2...no! Broken up by Harmony!

[Mr. Figaro:] "The nerve of her!! She thinks she
can interfere like that!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "What she did was perfectly legal."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Not in my world, Clyde!"

*Figaro jets up out of his chair but Clyde pushes
him right back onto it and then handcuffs Figaro's
wrist to the announcing table!*

[Mr. Figaro:] "What is the meaning of this!?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Celes told me to use them at
the first sign of trouble."

[Mr. Figaro:] "What!? Outrage! OUTRAGE!"

Harmony hits Kim with a high flipping dropkick
that sends her careening into the corner. Then
Melody recovers enough to whip Harmony into
Kim! Harmony unleashes a very high and far jumping
body splash! Melody then runs at Kim next and
hits a low dropkick to the legs! Harmony goes
back to the apron and Kim is in trouble!

[Mr. Figaro:] "Nooo!"

*Melody hits an atomic drop on Kim and then...
Sharpshooter!! Mr. Figaro begins pulling away
at the handcuffs but remains trapped as he
watches Kim try to get herself out of this.
Kat Black offers no help on the apron.
All of a sudden, the sound of a giant tree
branch being broken is heard as we see
Figaro jump out of his chair! He is walking
to the ring dragging behind him a piece of
the mahogany commentary table that is
connected by the handcuffs! Clyde just
stares at him and shakes his head in
disappointment that the cuffs weren't
stronger and we are again about to
experience Figaro-nanigans!*

[Mr. Clyde:] "It's up to the referee now, and
I don't think Coach McGuirk will
do much to stop Figaro."

*Meanwhile, as Figaro once again
demonstrated his freakish strength,
Kat Black decided to help her partner
as she springboarded into the ring
with a missile dropkick, knocking
Melody's sharpshooter loose. Kat
gets back onto the apron and Kim
dives towards her (despite not being
that far away) making the hot tag!
Kat Black is in and she has Melody
in trouble! A quick frankensteiner nets
Kat a 2.9 but Melody kicks out. Kat
hits the Shadow Plunge but only gets
a 2 cause Harmony breaks it up. This
causes Figaro to jump up onto the
apron (as Kim sighs and looks vaguely
embarrassed) to argue with the ref!
Figaro is shouting about the recent
"heinous" actions of the Reed Sisters!
(he makes sure to leave the "h" silent).

[Mr. Clyde:] "This can lead to no good..."

*Kim has run into the ring to help
Kat fight off the two on one. Kim
throws Harmony out of the ring
and follows her to the outside. Kat
is able to take advantage of the still
woozy Melody....BLACKOUT!! Kat
has Melody pinned in the middle of
the ring with the Blackout Finisher
but the ref is STILL arguing with
Mr. Figaro who was unaware of
what was going on in the ring!*

[Mr. Clyde:] "This doesn't look good
for Figaro's mission tonight."

Kim, who has made her way to the
same side of the ring as Figaro is on,
realizes Kat has the match won and
jumps up on the apron! She's arguing
with Figaro trying to get him to stop
bothering the ref but Figaro is now
ENTRANCED by the sweaty Kim!
So much so that Figaro is completely
ignoring the ref's orders to stop
distracting him and get off the apron!
Meanwhile, Kat lets go of the Blackout
when she doesn't hear a count. She
angrily walks over to the ropes to
see what is going on and shakes her
head in disgust when she notices
the ref being distacted by Figaro and
apparently Kim as well. She yells at
Figaro to get off the apron but
he doesn't move until she gets fed up
and pushes him off: tumbling backwards
herself a bit too due to his great size.
Tumbling back right into Melody who had
finally gotten up and snuck behind Kat!
Melody then takes advantage of Kat's
off balance state to grab her in a victory roll!
The ref drops down and counts
the fall before Kim can break it up!
Melody has just pinned Kat Black!

[Mr. Clyde:] "And Figaro ruins another one."


Harmony/Melody (O) [Victory Roll pin - 13:40] (X) Kat Black/Kim Cross

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*Figaro looks aghast, almost as much as
Kim does! But both of them are nowhere
near as annoyed as Kat Black is. Kat finally
escapes the Victory roll after the bell has rung
and begins marching angrily to the back. Kim
admonishes Figaro as they try to chase after
Kat to apologize. Harmony and Melody stay
in the ring to celebrate their now "second"
straight victory over their opponents.

As Kat is walking to the back, General Celes
comes out. She asks Kat to remain there and
then grabs a microphone.*

[Celes:] "Well Figaro, I think we've ALL
had just about enough of this.
Not only have you failed to prove
that Kat and Clyde are an item,
but you have manages to further
the gap between Kat and Kim.
So I will ask one question."

*Celes turns to Kat.*

[Celes:] "Miss Black, do you have any
objections whatsoever to facing
Kim Cross at the OG-FPD Four
Year Anniversary PPV?"

*Kat shakes her head no and
Celes turns her attention to Kim.*

[Celes:] "Kim, I have every confidence
that you are ready for the match
with Kat, it should be a great one.
I would get your approval too
but seeing as Figaro has you
backing up his own theories
about Kat, it's best you just
let me take care of making
this match happen without
any further protests. Oh and
Figaro, that will be $200 for
breaking that perfectly good desk."

[Mr. Figaro:] "But Celeeeesssss!"

[Celes:] "No whining. Now go back
with Clyde and please stop
causing trouble!"

[Mr. Figaro:] "Fine! I'm sorry Kim!!!!!"

*Figaro tries to hug Kim but she just rolls
her eyes and marches away. Kat is already
gone, but no one saw her leave....*


[Mr. Clyde:] "Happy now?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "No...*Figaro makes a pouty face*

[Mr. Clyde:] "You not only cost Kat and Kim that
victory but you ruined a perfectly
good match that the fans were enjoying.
Please settle down so we can get to
the main event without further theatrics."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm sorry..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "You are?"

[Mr. Figaro:] "I'm sorry I cost your girlfriend the
match. I realize she may not give
you ninja loving tonight, so i'll
take you out to a strip club to
make up for it! Drinks on me!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Let's just get to commercials."


Commercials air for the Final show
of the 2007 Universal Champions League!


[Mr. Clyde:] "We now come to the main event.
A match that, amazingly, completes
an unintentional symmetry for Voltage.
You see, the very first OG-Joshi Voltage
match in 2007 was Azumi Oonishi vs.
Kaori NiGHT. And the main event now,
which will be the last Voltage match of
2007 will feature their tag partners in
singles action against each other as
Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto will now wrestle
Jenny McLanahan. These two women
will also face off at the OG-FPD 4 year
Anniversary PPV in their tag teams
as HAWT*Wing defends their OG-Joshi
Tag Team Championships against
J*NiGHT. That is a rematch of last year's
Anniversary PPV where HAWT*Wing
initially won those tag titles."

[Mr. Figaro:] "The words don't make me feel better,
Clyde! Poor Kat, poor Kim, poor Orochi
Army! What will happen when our main
squeezes square off in mortal combat!?"

[Mr. Clyde:] "No "friendships", that's for sure..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "I'll tell Kim not to use punches!!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Ok, can we TRY to focus on the main
event now. This should be a huge match
between two of the very top stars of
OG-Joshi and the world of women's
professional wrestling. Jenny McLanahan
is a former C-CWA Women's Champion,
Dizzy is a former OG-Joshi Champion
along with one half of the current Tag
Team Champions here. Jenny is actually
going to be vying for the LAWL OMG
Championship at LAWLiday as well.
We're dealing with two decorated
wrestlers at the very top of their
games. Two wrestlers that know
each other personally as they are
friendly outside the ring and general
allies inside of it when facing wrestlers
like Holly...or even Alicia Gordon, recently."

[Mr. Figaro:] "These two women piled on top of me would
ALMOST make me feel better about before..."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Jenny wants to give J*NiGHT some momentum
going into the Title match with HAWT*Wing and
a win tonight would do that. Dizzy wants to do
the same for her team, as well as avenge
Azumi's loss to Kaori NiGHT earlier this year.
But both wrestlers would also love to win this
match for their own quest to contend for
the OG-Joshi World Championship. Both
are top contenders, Jenny actually being
the previous #1 contender, and a win here
at the end of 2007 could put them in major
contention at the start of 2008. Especially
if Alicia Gordon manages to unseat Holly
as Champion, considering the issues Alicia
has with both Dizzy and Jenny. Though
both of these two have no love lost for Holly."

[Mr. Figaro:] "So this match matters."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Yes, very good. Glad I got through to you."

[Mr. Figaro:] "We should probably watch it then."

[Mr. Clyde:] "Easily the most cooperative you have been
all night...or year, for that matter."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Let's watch matches!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "To the ring, folks."


Match #4 - Jenny McLanahan vs. Dizzy [YouTube]



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Dizzy (O) [Ground Cobra Twist- 17:43] (X) Jenny McLanahan



[Mr. Clyde:] "Quite a match to close the final Voltage
of 2007. We will be seeing everyone next
at the OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV.
A PPV that was originally planned for
12/13 but is being pushed back to mid
January for various reasons, namely to
put together the best show for everyone
out there. Thank you for watching toni-"


*"Seized by Fury" hits the speakers to everyone's shock,
especially of the two women still in the ring who had just
shaken hands and prepared to walk backstage at the
APPARENT end of this show. But when the music hit,
they stayed put expecting the entrance of OrochiGeese
and OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly. And such an
entrance they received. OG and Holly ask for microphones.*

[Mr. Clyde:] "I was not expecting this..."

[Mr. Figaro:] "What business do they have now at the end of the show?"


[Holly:]: "Hi everyone!! You all enjoying Voltage? Nah,
I didn't think so. But don't worry, I'm here!
Since your General wasn't quite smart
enough to book THE Champion on the show,
we figured we'd take things into our own hands.
So it's time for one of my ratings-grabbing
'chats' with my fellow chicas of OG-Joshi!
And look, two of them stand in that very ring!"

[Geese:]: "Make this quick, Holly, we have REAL business."

[Holly:]: 'Yeah, yeah, I know. But i can't pass up the chance
to say hi to two of my BEST friends in OG-Joshi!
Like Jenny McLanahan! The girl who "almost" beat
me. Good for you! You really had me going at Limit.
Break! Boring me with your offence long enough to
almost put one over me! Luckily I woke up JUST in
time to stuff your face between my legs and beat
you! I heard you liked that, by the way!! And that
kind of annoys me. You see, not that I REALLY mind
it but you should probably buy me dinner next time!
Anyway, sorry that you lost ANOTHER match
tonight to Dizzy. You keep getting so CLOSE
to actually being relevant, Jenny, and then you
fall short. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!
Maybe one day you'll win a championship. But
until then, stand aside and let me talk to an old
friend who actually has some gold around her
waist despite having little in her head."

*Holly makes a "looney" gesture as she turns to Dizzy.
Geese checks his watch and nudges her, to no effect.*

[Holly:]: "How's the leg Diz!? Haha, remember that? Ahhh,
*Holly slaps her own leg* that's a knee-slapper.
Good times we had, Dizzy, that's for sure. It's been
a while since I've gotten to slap that mousey face
of yours. But I'm hoping that once I beat your old
friend Alicia Gordon, you two could cry together
over a trough of ice cream and patch up your
differences. That is, if they are even REAL anyway."

*Holly cracks a smirk*

[Holly:]: "It's not that I doubt your dedication to your silly beliefs,
Dizzy, I just doubt your sincerity about Alicia! But don't
worry, we'll get to the bottom of THAT conflict very soon.

*Holly winks at Geese who looks to be growing impatient*

[Holly:]: "Ok, ok, hold your horses, Geese. Haha, get it?"

[Geese:]: "Yes. Now, Miss McLanahan, Miss Cavuto, I
have no business with either of you now and
STRONGLY suggest that you leave the ring
before I change my mind. So what I'd like
right now is for two 'special' members of
the audience to show their faces. Go ahead,
do what you two do best, jump over the
guard rail and interrupt my show. I know
you both are here, security has shown me."

*Jenny and Dizzy begin to clear out and a rustling is
heard from the crowd, the sound of people walking through.
Alicia Gordon and Thunder Strike emerge and get into the
ring. Dizzy casts a disappointed look at Alicia but it is
thoroughly ignored. Despite the upcoming tag match,
Jenny and Dizzy both begin chatting and walk backstage
together, but not before being met with their tag partners
to ensure that Holly and Geese don't attack them. Holly
blows a kiss to Kaori which is met with a dismissive smile.*

[Mr. Clyde:] "For those that don't know, Holly and
Kaori NiGHT faced off at Tribulation
as well. But right now, Holly better
have her full attention on the very
woman that she and Geese called
out, the #1 Contender for the OG-Joshi
World Championship, Alicia Gordon.
And she is flanked by OrochiGeese's
arch enemy, UBL's Thunder Strike."

[Geese:]: "So glad that you two deciphered my
request at the end of the previous
UBL show. Oh this year HAS been
so enjoyable, hasn't it, friends? You
two and us two constantly at each
other's throats! But there is something
missing amongst us. You see, as
much as I enjoyed defeating Thunder
Strike at the final league show...ending
his chances of winning the league... I
realized that he is still STANDING. Just
as he realizes the same about me. But
unlike Holly and Miss Gordon who get to
face each other at the OG-FPD 4th
Anniversary PPV, Thunder Strike and I
don't have any further engagements
planned. That's a shame, is it not?"

*OG is smirking but Thunder Strike nods his head
yes and shouts out: "one more match, Geese!"

[Geese:]: "Holly and I have been discussing this and we
really think that all four of us should work
things out together...at the very SAME time.
So we would like to face both of you in a tornado
tag match well before Holly and Miss Gordon meet
in their match at the OG-FPD Anniversary PPV."

*Thunder Strike and Alicia Gordon look at each other,
apparently shocked by this suggestion by Geese. Before
they have a chance to grab a mic and answer...*

*"Fields of Fantasy" hits the speakers and an irate
General Celes comes out to the ramp with mic in hand.*

[Celes:]: "No, absolutely not. NOT on my show.
You said you'd never make one more
match for Voltage. You swore that to
my face and I will quit RIGHT NOW if
you renege on your promise. Not only
that, but I will take Mr.-"

[Geese:]: "Now now. Settle down, my General,
I'm afraid you have no concern here
because you have no jurisdiction over
WHERE I intend my challenge to take
place. You see, I knew you would get
upset at my presence on this show so
I took certain steps. Not only did I decide
to pose this challenge at the END of your
Voltage, ensuring I would not interrupt
anything. But the challenge itself is simply
NOT meant for Voltage or OG-Joshi at all."

*Celes looks even more stern and Geese smiles*

[Geese:]: "That's right, Holly and I challenge Alicia and
Thunder Strike to a tornado tag match
at the upcoming Universal Battle League
Open Show, to take place next week."

*Celes looks blankly at Geese who offers no words
in response. She begins power walking down to the ring.
Thunder Strike gets into fighting stance but Alicia
calms him down and allows Celes to enter.*

[Celes:]: "No, do NOT take this match, Miss
Gordon. You have the chance to
beat Holly for that Championship
at the Anniversary PPV. Do NOT
compromise that opportunity, one
that we've planned for months now!"

[Alicia:]: "It's never been just about the
title, General. Right now Thunder
Strike and I have a chance to make
things right...and do it together.
Geese...I accept your offer.
And we'll have your heads on a
silver platter. Right, partner?"

*Thunder Strike walks forwards and stares at Geese
Then he looks back at Alicia. He looks back at Geese
to see him grinning, but then Alicia punches him in
the arm and Thunder Strike nods and raises his hand
in the air, prompting a huge ovation from the crowd*

[Thunder:]: "Right."

[Holly:]: "How touching! You called him "partner",
Alicia! And you gave him a little love
tap! Maybe Jenny McLanahan can
be your bridesmaid!" *Holly cackles*

[Geese:]: "Very well then. I will see you two
at the next Open show. I do caution
you though, Miss Gordon..."

[Alicia:]: "F*ck you, I can take you in that
ring, don't give me your chaos sh*t."

*OG throws his hands up in mock fear*

[Geese:]: "Oh, how fierce you are! What ever
will I do against the uncontrollable
rage of the infamous Alicia Gordon!?
LAUGH, that is what I'll do. But I was
merely going to say that I suggest
YOU drive to the arena rather then
your "partner" over there. I doubt
he'll even remember where it is
after I spiked his head onto the
mat last week. So try not to get
lost, I'm hoping Holly and I can
finish matters, and by that, I
mean your very careers."

[Celes:]: "Alicia, please rethink this. This
isn't your best opportunity to
finish Holly off! The PPV is."

[Alicia:]: "I've waited too long for this,
General. With Thunder Strike
by my side, we will BOTH take
out those who wronged us, and
those who hurt the entire world.
Holly, your time is up next week."

*Holly mock faints into Geese's arms and puts her
hand on her head in damsel-like distress*

[Holly:]: "Oh Geese....save me, Geese!"

[Geese:]: "Heh...I'll do more then THAT next week."

*Geese smirks and takes Holly backstage.*

*Celes turns to Alicia and Thunder Strike with
a concerned look on her face.*

[Alicia:]: "Save it. We have this covered."

[Celes:]: "I guess we'll know that for sure if
you walk out of the PPV with the
Championship, or if you can no
longer walk at all. As for you
Thunder Strike, I suggest you
train harder then you did the
last time you fought Geese and
lost. For there is much more on
the line in your tag match next
week then just a shot at Yoshida's
league title. Alicia, you know where
to find me if you change your mind
about this. I sincerely hope you do."

[Thunder:]: "Let's go Alicia, she's a friend of Geese
and is trying to put doubt in our minds.
Our business is done here."

[Celes:]: "Your perception of me is flawed."

[Thunder:]: "I said, our business is done here."


*Thunder Strike takes Alicia by the hand and starts
walking out of the ring. Alicia hesitates a moment as
she looks at General Celes but finally follows Thunder
Strike and the two leave through the crowd.*

[Mr. Clyde:] "And a bombshell of events have just
taken place. Next week, at the UBL
Open Show, OrochiGeese and Holly
will challenge Thunder Strike and
Alicia Gordon in a mixed tornado tag
match. Every single one of these
competitors is going to be trying to
end their opponent's careers. This
is a volatile situation. Figaro and I
will be on that show, as well, in our
own matches, but I think all eyes
of the UBL and OG-Joshi will be
on that mixed tag match."

[Mr. Figaro:] "Well, after I dispose of Caleb Dod!"

[Mr. Clyde:] "Folks, we thank you for tuning into
Voltage tonight and throughout 2007.
In addition to some of the great matches
announced for the OG-FPD Four Year
Anniversary PPV next month, we know
General Celes will have a huge
announcement on that show about
OG-Joshi so we urge you to stay
tuned. In the meantime, look out
for the UBL Open show where
anywhere from 1 to 4 careers may
be forever impacted by the tag match
just announced. See you later, fans."


*Celes is left in the center of the ring in deep
thought as the camera fades and Voltage ends*


*Fin*