The Scream Queen Speaks
Feb 16, 2007 3:56:48 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:56:48 GMT -5
9/3/06
(Lori Cuozzo, the newest member of OG-Joshi, stands in front of a familiar, some might call it traditional, others still cliched, PRO RASSLIN' INTERVIEW BACKDROP...thing. She's got quite possibly the world's most annnoying voice, nasally prissy yet bitchy and she has a bad habit of speaking like she just asked a question, even when she hasn't.)
Cuozzo: So I've been told by 'THE MANAGEMENT'(?) that I have to talk about myself(?) and whoever's ass I am going to kick in my debut.(?)
(Looks down at a picture she is holding in her hand and laughs, flipping it at the camera. You are offered a brief glimpse of the person on it, one Sandy Morton)
Okay, so maybe I'm being a bit arrogant(?), a little too confident or whatever(?) but what can I say(?), I've @#%$ EARNED IT! All those years I busted my ass playing Roller Derby for that rathole team that never would have done JACK DIDDLY SQUAT without me (?) only to get kicked out of the league when I'm in my prime? Just for kicking a few people in the head with my skates? They act like I didn't just win the @#%$ championship for the Iowa Threshers because of...
(She does the finger quotes thing)
'reckless behavior that needlessly endangers fellow players'. What in the @#%$ is THAT all about? I'm a @#%$ STAR!! Those silly rules shouldn't apply to me.(?)
There's some thing you prissy little drama queens in OG-Joshi gotta @#%$ know, okay? I am ABOVE your lesbian antics. I am here (?) until I get re-instated into my Roller Derby league, okay? And I am NOT happy about having to draw a paycheck beating the likes of YOU up when I could be competing in a REAL sport, okay?
So, needless to say (?) I'm not going to be doing a whole lot of scouting on any of you.(?) Just, like, pay less attention to your hair(?) and more on finding an ice pack that will cover all the bruises I give you (?) and we'll just call it a day, okay?(?)
(Lori Cuozzo, the newest member of OG-Joshi, stands in front of a familiar, some might call it traditional, others still cliched, PRO RASSLIN' INTERVIEW BACKDROP...thing. She's got quite possibly the world's most annnoying voice, nasally prissy yet bitchy and she has a bad habit of speaking like she just asked a question, even when she hasn't.)
Cuozzo: So I've been told by 'THE MANAGEMENT'(?) that I have to talk about myself(?) and whoever's ass I am going to kick in my debut.(?)
(Looks down at a picture she is holding in her hand and laughs, flipping it at the camera. You are offered a brief glimpse of the person on it, one Sandy Morton)
Okay, so maybe I'm being a bit arrogant(?), a little too confident or whatever(?) but what can I say(?), I've @#%$ EARNED IT! All those years I busted my ass playing Roller Derby for that rathole team that never would have done JACK DIDDLY SQUAT without me (?) only to get kicked out of the league when I'm in my prime? Just for kicking a few people in the head with my skates? They act like I didn't just win the @#%$ championship for the Iowa Threshers because of...
(She does the finger quotes thing)
'reckless behavior that needlessly endangers fellow players'. What in the @#%$ is THAT all about? I'm a @#%$ STAR!! Those silly rules shouldn't apply to me.(?)
There's some thing you prissy little drama queens in OG-Joshi gotta @#%$ know, okay? I am ABOVE your lesbian antics. I am here (?) until I get re-instated into my Roller Derby league, okay? And I am NOT happy about having to draw a paycheck beating the likes of YOU up when I could be competing in a REAL sport, okay?
So, needless to say (?) I'm not going to be doing a whole lot of scouting on any of you.(?) Just, like, pay less attention to your hair(?) and more on finding an ice pack that will cover all the bruises I give you (?) and we'll just call it a day, okay?(?)