KENTA! ARMY: WE FIGHT FOR KENTA!
Feb 16, 2007 3:52:25 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:52:25 GMT -5
8/20/06
*We find ourselves in front of an simple room with the OG-Joshi banner hanging on the wall. Yes, this is the usual OG-Joshi promo room! It seems kinda...empty though, why are we even here when no one is ready to give a promo? Oh well...might as well give it a few minutes and sit and wait...
...
This is getting ridiculous...
...Sooooo...how bout that LAWL show the other day? Those girls are nuts...
*Just then, we hear shrieks emanating from outside the room. The door swings open and two girls, of questionable age, run inside. They are both out of breath but position themselves in front of the OG-Joshi banner and start smiling and apologizing for their tardyness.*
Keina: "HALLO!!! SORRY WE ARE LATE!"
Naomi: "WE HAD TO GET VERY PRETTY FOR CAMERA INTERVIEW!"
Keina: "KENTA MUST SEE US PRETTY! ONLY SEE US PRETTY!!"
*I guess we're ready for the interview to begin. OG-Joshi interviewer "Mean Jean" Carter stands up from her chair and walks into the specified 'interview wall area'...bracing herself.*
Jean: "I am here with Keina and Naomi of the self-proclaimed "KENTA! Army."
Keina: "HALLO MEAN JEAN!!"
Jean: "Great! so now EVERYONE is calling me that..."
Naomi: "WE RUV YOU!"
Keina: "Ok...first off...can you both try to...calm down a bit? Use your indoor voices...that way KENTA will know you two are mature..."
Keina: "Ok, good idea Mean Jean!"
*Jean mumbles to herself*: "I can't believe that worked..."
Naomi: "WE LOVE KENTA!"
Jean: "Oh well..."
Keina: "DO YOU LOVE KENTA TOO!?"
Jean: "I...I never met KENTA! but he is the OG-FPD TV Champion and...
Keina: "WE WANT TO BE CHAMPIONS LIKE KENTA!"
Jean: "Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You two have your first OG-Joshi match at next week's Voltage against the team of Diva Dynamite and Lisa Robinson. What are your thoughts on that?"
Keina: "WE WANT DIVA AND LISA TO LOVE KENTA WITH US!"
Naomi: "YES! LET US ALL LOVE KENTA TOGETHER!"
Jean: "If you continue to say such things, you're gonna get molested by Mr. Figaro..."
Naomi: "ONLY KENTA CAN MOLES..."
*Jean wisely interrupts*
Jean: "OK! What do you think your chances are of beating Diva and Lisa? Both of them have been around OG-Joshi for the last year and have had some success. They certainly have picked up a lot of experience..."
Keina: "WE WILL DO OUR BEST FOR KENTA!"
Naomi: "WE MUST MAKE HIM PROUD SO THAT HE LOVE US!"
Jean: "How much..um, contact, do you actually HAVE with KENTA on a daily basis?"
Keina: "WE CALL KENTA EVERY DAY!"
Naomi: "AND SEND HIM EMAILS WITH PICTURES OF US!"
Keina: "WE ARE HIS FANCLUB! WE DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM!"
Naomi: "IT IS IMPORTANT TO MAKE OTHERS LOVE HIM!"
Keina: "THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE IN OG-JOSHI! SPREAD KENTA LOVE ALL OVER HAPPY FACES!"
*Jean gulps*
Naomi: "WE WRESTLE FOR HIS LOVE AND TO MAKE OTHERS LOVE HIM!"
Keina: "I WANT ALL OF KENTAS LOVE INSIDE ME!"
*Wide eyed look from Jean*: "..."
*Naomi gets an impatient, pouty look on her face*
Naomi: "KEINAAH!! YOU PROMISED I GET KENTA LOVE TOO!"
Naomi: "SORRY NOMI! YOU GET SOME TOO, AS DO SHINO AND HIROMI!"
Jean: "And who are Shino and Hiromori?"
Keina: "THEY ARE KENTA! ARMY WITH US!!"
Jean: "Ohhhh, those are the other two girls that we have seen you with."
Naomi: "THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS OF US AND KENTA!"
Keina: "HOPEFULLY GENERAL CERES WILL LET THEM WRESTLE TOO!"
Jean: "Well, let's just see how you two do first..."
Keina: "WE WILL WIN FOR KENTA!"
Naomi: "AND HE WILL LOVE US FOREVER!"
Jean: "You all have an interesting relationship with Mr. Kenta.."
Keina: "ITS KENTA!! SAY IT LOUD!!
*Keina takes a deep breath and then BELLOWS*
"KENTAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
*Naomi joins in during Keina's yell as Jean covers her ears and runs out of the room*
*We find ourselves in front of an simple room with the OG-Joshi banner hanging on the wall. Yes, this is the usual OG-Joshi promo room! It seems kinda...empty though, why are we even here when no one is ready to give a promo? Oh well...might as well give it a few minutes and sit and wait...
...
This is getting ridiculous...
...Sooooo...how bout that LAWL show the other day? Those girls are nuts...
*Just then, we hear shrieks emanating from outside the room. The door swings open and two girls, of questionable age, run inside. They are both out of breath but position themselves in front of the OG-Joshi banner and start smiling and apologizing for their tardyness.*
Keina: "HALLO!!! SORRY WE ARE LATE!"
Naomi: "WE HAD TO GET VERY PRETTY FOR CAMERA INTERVIEW!"
Keina: "KENTA MUST SEE US PRETTY! ONLY SEE US PRETTY!!"
*I guess we're ready for the interview to begin. OG-Joshi interviewer "Mean Jean" Carter stands up from her chair and walks into the specified 'interview wall area'...bracing herself.*
Jean: "I am here with Keina and Naomi of the self-proclaimed "KENTA! Army."
Keina: "HALLO MEAN JEAN!!"
Jean: "Great! so now EVERYONE is calling me that..."
Naomi: "WE RUV YOU!"
Keina: "Ok...first off...can you both try to...calm down a bit? Use your indoor voices...that way KENTA will know you two are mature..."
Keina: "Ok, good idea Mean Jean!"
*Jean mumbles to herself*: "I can't believe that worked..."
Naomi: "WE LOVE KENTA!"
Jean: "Oh well..."
Keina: "DO YOU LOVE KENTA TOO!?"
Jean: "I...I never met KENTA! but he is the OG-FPD TV Champion and...
Keina: "WE WANT TO BE CHAMPIONS LIKE KENTA!"
Jean: "Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You two have your first OG-Joshi match at next week's Voltage against the team of Diva Dynamite and Lisa Robinson. What are your thoughts on that?"
Keina: "WE WANT DIVA AND LISA TO LOVE KENTA WITH US!"
Naomi: "YES! LET US ALL LOVE KENTA TOGETHER!"
Jean: "If you continue to say such things, you're gonna get molested by Mr. Figaro..."
Naomi: "ONLY KENTA CAN MOLES..."
*Jean wisely interrupts*
Jean: "OK! What do you think your chances are of beating Diva and Lisa? Both of them have been around OG-Joshi for the last year and have had some success. They certainly have picked up a lot of experience..."
Keina: "WE WILL DO OUR BEST FOR KENTA!"
Naomi: "WE MUST MAKE HIM PROUD SO THAT HE LOVE US!"
Jean: "How much..um, contact, do you actually HAVE with KENTA on a daily basis?"
Keina: "WE CALL KENTA EVERY DAY!"
Naomi: "AND SEND HIM EMAILS WITH PICTURES OF US!"
Keina: "WE ARE HIS FANCLUB! WE DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM!"
Naomi: "IT IS IMPORTANT TO MAKE OTHERS LOVE HIM!"
Keina: "THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE IN OG-JOSHI! SPREAD KENTA LOVE ALL OVER HAPPY FACES!"
*Jean gulps*
Naomi: "WE WRESTLE FOR HIS LOVE AND TO MAKE OTHERS LOVE HIM!"
Keina: "I WANT ALL OF KENTAS LOVE INSIDE ME!"
*Wide eyed look from Jean*: "..."
*Naomi gets an impatient, pouty look on her face*
Naomi: "KEINAAH!! YOU PROMISED I GET KENTA LOVE TOO!"
Naomi: "SORRY NOMI! YOU GET SOME TOO, AS DO SHINO AND HIROMI!"
Jean: "And who are Shino and Hiromori?"
Keina: "THEY ARE KENTA! ARMY WITH US!!"
Jean: "Ohhhh, those are the other two girls that we have seen you with."
Naomi: "THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS OF US AND KENTA!"
Keina: "HOPEFULLY GENERAL CERES WILL LET THEM WRESTLE TOO!"
Jean: "Well, let's just see how you two do first..."
Keina: "WE WILL WIN FOR KENTA!"
Naomi: "AND HE WILL LOVE US FOREVER!"
Jean: "You all have an interesting relationship with Mr. Kenta.."
Keina: "ITS KENTA!! SAY IT LOUD!!
*Keina takes a deep breath and then BELLOWS*
"KENTAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
*Naomi joins in during Keina's yell as Jean covers her ears and runs out of the room*