11/12/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

Mr. Clyde: "Welcome everyone to Voltage. I'm
Mr. Clyde and I'm seated next to Mr.
Figaro and we have quite a show for you."


*Mr. Figaro is grinning*


Mr. Clyde: "Yes, I am excited too for the show."

*Mr. Figaro grins wider and pats Clyde on the back*

Mr. Clyde: "Yes? Is there something on your mi..?"


Mr. Figaro: "Oh come on Clyde, do you REALLY think
you can ignore what happened!?"

Mr. Clyde: "FINE. Just get it out of the way."

Mr. Figaro: "You DOG you!! You didn't tell me that
Dragon Isle Joshi had ANOTHER ninja
girl!! Folks, at LAWL's HaLAWLoween,
we saw a Dragon Isle Joshi match that
featured yet ANOTHER ninja! Clyde,
what is going ON with that place!?
It's like NINJA GIRL HEAVEN FOR YOU!"

Mr. Clyde: "Kurohoshi is the ONLY ninja girl
at Dragon Isle Joshi wrestling. Kat
Black is NOT a ninja as I've said..."

Mr. Figaro: "Wow, an ENTIRE island of ninja
girls all for you. No wonder
you are always so calm on
commentary...you are probably
EXHAUSTED after those steamy
ninja threesomes!! How many
"assassinations" take place
in one night, Clyde!? How many
shuriken get shot on a daily basis!?"

Mr. Clyde: "While I will not honor such a
ridiculous question with a response,
I will urge you all to check out
LAWL's HaLAWLoween show if you have
not already. It featured 6 matches,
including participation from OG-Joshi
wrestlers. OG-FPD and OG-Joshi salutes
LAWL for putting on a great show."


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Mr. Figaro: "Clyde...does your ninja blow-gun
ever get swollen? Do you EVER
run out of smoke bombs!?"

Mr. Clyde: "But now let us get BACK to the
events for tonight. As we have
four matches scheduled: two
OG-Joshi and two OG-FPD."

Mr. Figaro: "Not only that...we have a NEW
OG-FPD World Champion!! At
last month's epic OG-FPD
"Donnybrook at Pier 6" PPV, Steven
Regal defeated Kurt Angle and
FORMER Champ Charlie Haas to
become the new and rightful
OG-FPD World Champion!! Which
makes him a DOUBLE champion as
he still holds the NWA Heavyweight
Championship as well!! Regal has
showered himself in OG-FPD gold!"

Mr. Clyde: "Amazing how a supposed master of
innuendos can have an easy one float
COMPLETELY over his own head."

Mr. Figaro: "Que?"

Mr. Clyde: "Si."

Mr. Figaro: "Dilla? I'd LOVE quesadillas, Clyde!
Go fry us up some, ok? Extra cheese!
Oh man I love quesadillas...this is
gonna be the best night ever! Well
maybe not as good as chicken wing
night but it will be close!"

Mr. Clyde: "As mentioned, there are four matches
tonight. Batista will square off
against Tajiri to determine the
#1 Contender to KENTA's Global TV
Championship."

Mr. Figaro: "Speaking of Championships, tonight
features TWO matches in the OG-Joshi
Tag Title Tournament!! Lisa Robinson
and Lana take on Yoyo Banzai and the
'debut', kinda, of DARKNESS! Diva!"

Mr. Clyde: "In our other Tournament match,
Kaori NiGHT and Jenny McLanahan take
on the Reed Sisters: Melody and Harmony."

Mr. Figaro: "I could make those two sing, allright!"

Mr. Clyde: "More likely YOU would be the one
singing after getting a swift kick."

Mr. Figaro: "So I'd sing AND they'd sing! We'd
make beautiful music together! Hey,
if you can have an entire ISLAND of
ninja girls, I could take on two
eager music students! I'd let them
CLANG my symbols if you know what I mean.."

Mr. Clyde: "I really don't...and I'm not just
pretending to be confused at your
wordplay here. What could that
even possibly mean!?"

Mr. Figaro: "Uh...what I meant to say is that
they could blow my horn!"

Mr. Clyde: "At least you tried that time."

Mr. Figaro: "And that earns me some quesadillas!"

Mr. Clyde: "Our main event for the night features
only the third match in what has become
the most dangerous rivalry in OG-Joshi.
Alicia Gordon will face Juli Krieger
in a "Last Woman Standing" match. And
we all know this match will be more
about carnage and violence then regular
wrestling. These two want to drive each
other out of OG-Joshi by sheer force."

Mr. Figaro: "But before we get to those exciting
OG-Joshi matches, it's time to start
the night with the #1 Contendership
match to the new Global TV Title!"


(Various OG-FPD stuff, can be seen by reading full Voltage at OG-FPD site)


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Mr. Clyde: "Blech..."

Mr. Figaro: "What Clyde means to say is that
Orochi-H2O's water is FULL of
nutrients that wrestling fans
need for their busy message
board posting lifestyle!"

Mr. Clyde: "If you're gonna go through the
trouble of lying, why insult them?"

Mr. Figaro: "Hey, don't you think I'M on the
internet constantly too!! I need
Orochi-H2O vitamins to keep my
fingers and wrists strong!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm torn...as much as I want to
get away from this topic, I realize
transitioning into a Joshi match
now would be a problem as well."

Mr. Figaro: "Either way, I GOTS to have it!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, I'll take my chances. As
the next match is part of the
OG-Joshi Tag Team Title Tournament
and pits Lisa Robinson and Lana
vs. DARKNESS! Diva and Yoyo Banzai."

Mr. Figaro: "And these four women are no strangers
to each other at all. Especially
Lisa, Diva, and Yoyo."

Mr. Clyde: "Since last year's Kaori NiGHT
Invitational Tournament, those
three have had an odd relationship."

Mr. Figaro: "If by that you mean they HAVEN'T
had a threesome to entertain me,
then YES, a VERY odd relationship!
One of sin and non gratification!"

Mr. Clyde: "The only clear cut part of their
past encounters is that Yoyo and
Lisa do NOT like each other. The
addition of Diva to the equation
confuses matters."

Mr. Figaro: "THERE's a shocker...using Diva
and confusion in the same thought."

Mr. Clyde: "Her partnership with Yoyo is the
confusing part here. We have seen
Yoyo attempt to gain Diva's trust,
only to then backstab her by
sacrificing Diva in matches. Whereas
other times Yoyo will help Diva out.
Diva has been tricked multiple
times by Yoyo but their current
relationship seems a bit more
mutual. Perhaps because Yoyo suffered
a tough loss at OG-Joshi Unleashed
against Visper Karr back in July.
I think Yoyo realized having an ally
like Diva can help her out."

Mr. Figaro; "Only she's NOT good ole Diva Dynamite
any more, now she's DARKNESS! Diva!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm still not sure what that means."

Mr. Figaro: "It can only mean that the evil in her
soul is proportional to her skills
on the microphone...or something."

Mr. Clyde: "A worthy assumption."

Mr. Figaro: "OR it means she has more black in her
outfit and that means she's looking
for a good lay!! I'm here Diva!"

Mr. Clyde: "A less helpful guess."

Mr. Figaro: "But more fun!"

Mr. Clyde: "Now as to where Lana fits into this
story, she came to Lisa Robinson's
rescue during Voltage a few months
back when Diva turned against Lisa.
Diva and Lisa teamed together to
take on the THEN debuting KENTA Army.
After KENTA! Army won, Diva Dynamite
turned against Lisa and attacked her.
If that wasn't enough, and watching
any expression by Diva usually IS,
Yoyo Banzai came out to help Diva
attack Lisa. Lana, who had been
insulted by Yoyo earlier that show,
came out to help Lisa run the two
off. So we know Lisa wants revenge
for a whole YEAR worth of Yoyo and
Diva antics, and Lana wants to
teach Yoyo a lesson as well."

Mr. Figaro: "And by sheer luck, they have been
set to face each other in the
tag tournament! Amazing!"

Mr. Clyde: "General Celes felt that both teams
matched up rather equally and
their rivalry would add some
heat and competition to their
match. So why not let them try
to settle the score while also
attempting to advance through
the tournament with a win."

Mr. Figaro: "I've heard, through special backstage
sources, that DARKNESS Diva will
be debuting her new look AND song
tonight! Isn't that exciting!?"

Mr. Clyde: "I am looking forward to this match
as I am sure it will be hard fought
between both teams. So let us now
get to it as well as DARKNESS Diva's
new entrance presentation...which
hopefully should give the girl some
more confidence. I don't EVER want
to see a certain "crying incident"
repeated again and if THIS is what
it takes to help Diva, then fine."




Joshi Tag Title Tournament: 1-3: Lisa Robinson/Lana vs. DARKNESS Diva/Yoyo Banzai






Figaro's Corner: "Didn't you want to hear
WHO my "special backstage
sources" were, Clyde!?"

Clyde: "I've learned to ignore such
comments whenever possible."

Figaro: "But I have secret investigative
powers and information!"

Clyde: "Then why aren't you keeping
it secret as it should be?"

Figaro: "Damn it, can't you at least
ACT jealous!? Come on!"

Clyde: "Ninja have no such emotion."

Figaro: "Even if Kat Black was dating
another male ninja!?"

Clyde: "I'd wish her the best."

Figaro: "THATS SO SWEET! YOU WANT HER
TO BE HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT!
YOU REALLY LOVE HER! YOU'D
SACRIFICE BEING WITH HER FOR
TRUE LOVE IF IT MADE HER HAPPY!""

Clyde: "There's really nothing I
can say that you can't twist.."

Figaro: *laughs* "Nope!!"






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Mr. Figaro: "She did it again! Yoyo didn't try to break
up the pin on DARKNESS Diva by Lisa!"

Mr. Clyde: "I don't know if it's cause she was too
tired from the match or cause she was
sacrificing Diva AGAIN. But one thing
for sure is that Lisa and Lana just got
a measure of revenge in this match."

Mr. Figaro: "That powerbomb on the chair by Lisa
was quite brutal..and was soon
followed up by the Lisa DDT for the win!"

Mr. Clyde: "Lisa showed herself to be more competitive
then she has in months. A combination
of being in the Tag Tournament and
getting a chance to avenge herself
against Yoyo and Diva has certainly
helped make this team into contenders."

Mr. Figaro: "And Lana was impressive as always and
got a chance to face off with Yoyo for
the first time. I'm guessing it won't
be the last time though based on the
evil sneers they are exchanging! SNEER!"

Mr. Clyde: "But for now Lisa and Lana are going
to have to ignore their rivalry with
Diva and Yoyo and concentrate on who
their next opponents will be in the
Tournament: information we will find
out in the next match tonight."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't honor your segue yet! I still
have dirty things to say about the girls"!

Mr. Clyde: "..."

Mr. Figaro: "Diva looked HOT in her new outfit!!
I hope "DARKNESS!" doesn't refer
to the lights being out when she...

Mr. Clyde: "Ok, enough. Great match for Lana and
Lisa and I look forward to seeing
their progress in this tournament."

Mr. Figaro: "I like Diva's body!"









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(More OG-FPD hijinks and crazy capers!)


Mr. Clyde: "And now it is time to get to the next
match of tonight, the second OG-Joshi
Tag Team Title Tournament match. The
fairly new team of the Reed Sisters,
Melody and Harmony, will be taking on
two OG-Joshi and professional wrestling
veterans, Kaori NiGHT and Jenny McLanahan."

Mr. Figaro: "That's a lot of QUALITY scenery!"

Mr. Clyde: "The Reed Sisters had to prove their
worth in the qualifying round of this
tournament where they faced and beat
Keina and Naomi of the KENTA! Army.
The Reed Sisters had an impressive
victory and I think they are one of
the most well-oiled teams we have."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh plz let them wrestle in hot oil!"

Mr. Clyde: "I mean how smooth their teamwork is.
Since they are sisters, they have
an edge in that ring over every team
based on their knowledge of each
other. They each have different but
complimentary styles as well."

Mr. Figaro: "Melody Reed excels in technical,
mat-based wrestling whereas Harmony
has a bit of a quicker, more aerial
style. However, Melody knows how
to pick up the pace and strike
and Harmony is quite well versed
on the mat as well...i wonder just
HOW well versed..."

Mr. Clyde: "Ahem....they are both two exciting
additions to our roster this year
and they have a tremendous opportunity
ahead of them. Not only can they
advance to the next round of the Tag
Title Tournament, but a victory here
over two OG-Joshi main eventers like
Kaori and Jenny would certainly
propel the stock of the Reed Sisters."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori and Jenny are two of the best
wrestlers in OG-Joshi and the entire
pro wrestling world. They are superstars
here, in McPro, and in every other
fed they have ever stepped through."

Mr. Clyde: "They are also quite the team, when
they aren't at each other's throats."

Mr. Figaro: "OMG, do you have pictures!? That
is soooo freaking hawt!"

Mr. Clyde: "I was referring to verbally, and
even sometimes in the ring. We
all saw the excellent but heated
match between both of them at
Unleashed. It appears they have
dealt with some of their issues
and have moved forward, but their
DOES appear to be some tension
between them. However, sometimes
that tension makes them work even
harder in the ring to prove to
each other that they are focused."

Mr. Figaro: "If Kaori and Jenny ARE focused
tonight on their opponents rather
then their internal issues, then
I think they will win the match.
We haven't seen enough of Melody
and Harmony to truly assess how
capable they are, but Jenny McLanahan
has been on QUITE a roll in the last
6 months and Kaori NiGHT is ALWAYS
within 3 seconds of winning a match."

Mr. Clyde: "The Reed Sisters do seem to have
an advantage in team work and also
probably know more about Kaori and
Jenny then Kaori and Jenny know about
them, just due to the rookie status
of the Reeds. I doubt Kaori and Jenny
really were able to find all that
much information about them."

Mr. Figaro: "Or some hot voyeu..."

Mr. Clyde: "Enough, please. We have a serious
match here. The winner of this
match goes to the semifinals
of this prestigious Tournament."

Mr. Figaro: "Fine, fine. Can we at least agree
that Jenny McLanahan is the master
of wrapping people's limbs around
themselves in erotic positions!?

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny McLanahan is a master of
lucha submissions and it is
widely known that they are very
hard to escape and counter."

Mr. Figaro: "Who would WANT to escape some
of those positions!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Melody and Harmony will want to."

Mr. Figaro: "Then I ain't inviting them to
my Halloween party if THATS
their attitude! Hrmph!"

Mr. Clyde: "It's best that we just go to
the match now. This should be
a highly competitive one."




Joshi Tag Title Tournament: 1-4: Jenny McLanahan/Kaori NiGHT vs. Reed Sisters





Figaro's corner: "Are we sure that Jenny McLanahan
isn't some kind of weird shape
shifter that can manuever her body
in weird, twisty, bendy, ways?"

Clyde: "I am sure...of many things...such
as you are acting like an idiot."

Figaro: "Why does this ALWAYS have to be
about me!? I'm not an attention
whore, Clyde! I just want to talk
about the many ways Jenny twists,
turns, and can melt in my mouth!"

Clyde: "Or the ways she can KICK you in
your mouth if she hears that."

Figaro: "I'd prefer a hurracarana!"

Clyde: "I'd prefer she uses a mandible
claw so you won't be able to speak."

Figaro: "I'm sure she would indulge any
sock fetish you have for her, Clyde,
but Kat will not be happy one bit!"

*Clyde sighs*


Figaro: "Don't worry, I won't tell!! I
wouldn't break up the happy couple,
and all 20 of the other ninja girls!"






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Mr. Clyde: "It's matches like THAT one which show why
we are having this Tournament. That was
an extremely impressive effort by both
teams. In the end, Jenny and Kaori
pulled out a very tough victory."

Mr. Figaro: "WOW! Harmony almost had the win after
that flipsy-daisy move if Kaori had
not broken it up!! That was close!"

Mr. Clyde: "Flipsy-daisy? Oh boy..."

Mr. Figaro: "The 450 tummytwister turbo express!"

Mr. Clyde: "No one in OG-Joshi...or even LAWL for
that matter... has named such a move that."

Mr. Figaro: "So I came up with it!? Yea creativity!"

Mr. Clyde: "You are correct though about how close
the Reed Sisters came to victory. In fact
Harmony and Melody got into a number
of situations where it was actually
surprising that Jenny and Kaori were
able to avoid defeat and bounce back."

Mr. Figaro: "Jenny and Kaori are plenty bouncy!"

Mr. Clyde: "In the end, it was Jenny's excellent
submission skills and match-long
concentration on Harmony's arm that
won the match. Jenny even preceded
that final submission with a nice
arm wringer..and then immediately
followed it up with..."

Mr. Figaro: "TWISTY BREAD DELICIOUSNESS!! Jenny's
ass was leaning right up against
Harmony's head. I would have tapped out
too, but in an ENTIRELY different way!"

Mr. Clyde: "Jenny sealed the victory with her
submission prowess and Kaori NiGHT
was extremely effective throughout
with her high speed striking offence."

Mr. Figaro: "Kaori gets my "Kick of the NiGHT"
award...named for her, awarded to
her, and totally legitimate in the
eyes of the wrestling and international
press! It's a prestigious award!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure that it is, like all your other
random awards, prominently featured on
all of the Orochi-O's cereal boxes."

Mr. Figaro: "Good idea, Clyde!"


Mr. Clyde: "I am also very impressed with the
Reed Sisters. While their win over
KENTA! Army was to be applauded,
I thought their performance here meant
more based on the caliber of the
competition. Staying competitive
and getting within a hair of victory
against Jenny and Kaori is more
impressive then beating KENTA! Army."

Mr. Figaro: "If I got within KEINA's hair, I'd
definitely call it a victory..."

Mr. Clyde: "You will be docked $500 for that
remark, just so you know. I hope
it was worth it to you."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh it was, it was!"

Mr. Clyde: "I'm sure the Reed Sisters will now
watch the rest of the Tournament
and study the performances that
will be put on in the semifinals.
As, once the tournament is over,
I am sure they will attempt to
put themselves in Title Contention
against whom ever the Titleholders
and top challengers are. We know
KENTA! Army is planning on doing
just that as well. Just because a team
is gone from the tournament does
not stop them from being serious
challengers to the eventual Champions
down the line. And OG-Joshi is
looking forward to having a very
strong tag team division after
this initial tournament concludes."

Mr. Figaro: "Good for us! Now can I have
my $500 back for letting you
say that whole thing without
interrupting at all!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Absolutely not."




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(Yet MORE OG-FPD stuff including a promo from OrochiGeese!)


Mr. Clyde: "Our main event for tonight features
Alicia Gordon facing Juli Krieger in
a "Last Woman Standing" match. This
feud dates all the way back to January
of this year when Juli came to OG-Joshi
and challenged Alicia Gordon to a match.
During that match, Juli defeated Alicia
but then broke her neck with the
"Todestrophen" finisher after the
match was over. Alicia went through
months of recovery, physical therapy,
and an emotional roller coaster but
then finally returned to us in July for
the Unleashed PPV. It was there, in
a "No Holds Barred" Fight that Alicia
defeated Juli...knocking her out with
the "Axelicious" and then a Tiger Suplex."

Mr. Figaro: "We then didn't hear from Juli for a
few months until the previous Voltage
when she interfered in a match between
Alicia and Yoyo Banzai. Juli attacked
Alicia but was run off by HAWT*Wing
before having the chance to do any
real damage. Alicia demanded they
fight again but let Juli pick the
match to ensure that she would agree
to participate. It took Juli a while
to publically accept and choose the
stipulations involved."

Mr. Clyde: "In fact, we didn't hear from Juli
until this past weekend when her
representatives contacted General
Celes. Both Celes and Alicia have
expressed doubt that Juli took THAT
long to decide the type of match.
Rather, they believe Juli has been
preparing for this for weeks and
purposefully waited until there
was only a few days left to tell Alicia."

Mr. Figaro; "Still, Alicia has decided to take
the match under these stipulations
and refused to back down, even with
the likelihood of being at a real
disadvantage in training time."

Mr. Clyde: "This is the first "Last Woman Standing
Match" in OG-Joshi AND for Alicia
Gordon in her career. It is very
possible that Juli has wrestled
in these types of matches in her
native Germany. And it also seems
that she may have an advantage here
due to her size and strength."

Mr. Figaro: "But Alicia did shock the world when
she both dominated and knocked out
Juli in the "No Holds Barred" fight.
So it is very possible that she picks
up a victory again. It seems as if
Alicia is the more skilled striker
of the two wheras Juli is certainly
the more vicious of the two. Then
again, Alicia was pretty freaking
HARDCORE in that NHB fight!! I'm
not sure if Juli wanted to raise
her ire AGAIN with that sneak attack
last Voltage, after what we saw
at Unleashed. Alicia is HOT, but
you wouldn't like her when she's angry!"

Mr. Clyde: "I believe that Alicia is the better
wrestler here, based on the skill
she has exhibited over the past year
here and in LAWL. She just came off
a very impressive tag team win at
HaLAWLoween teamed with ... *sigh*

Mr. Figaro: "You're GIRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLFRIEND!"

Mr. Clyde: "The talented Kat Black..."

Mr. Figaro: "Oh I BET she's talented...considering
you continue to bring her up!"

Mr. Clyde: "It was RELEVANT..."

Mr. Figaro: "I don't know the MEANING of that word!"

Mr. Clyde: "Big big surprise there..."

Mr. Figaro: "Like the big surprise you'll have
for Kat when the show is over?!"

Mr. Clyde: "Alicia Gordon will have to rely
on more then just her wrestling
abilities though. She will have
to utilize her superior striking
to keep Juli away from her and
maintain a comfortable distance
game. Her speed is incredibly
important too. But what is so
crucial in one of these matches
is the ability to take damage
and recover fast enough. One
of Juli's power moves could put
Alicia down for a standing 10
count if Alicia is not 100%
motivated, healthy, and resilient."

Mr. Figaro: "On the flipside, one of Alicia's
kick combinations can knock Juli
out and keep her down as well."

Mr. Clyde: "This should be an interesting
test as to which woman utilizes
the match rules in a superior
fashion. Pins and submissions
are still legal here, along with
standard knockout rules. But
the Standing 10 count in this
match may make the difference."

Mr. Figaro: "As will the often ignored secondary
rule in these matches. Because until
either woman stays down for longer
then like a second, the other woman
is not allowed to attack them on
the ground. Once a quick knockdown
occurs, the wrestler is allowed to
get up immediately without having
to suffer any attacks while they
are getting up. This lasts until
they are down, from fatigue or
pain, so long that they don't
attempt to get up right away. THAT's
when the other woman can start using
a ground game, going for downed
submissions and other moves."

Mr. Clyde: "I think that factor works in Alicia's
advantage cause so much of her offence
really is from that stand-up striking
position. Alicia is at her best when
she is either running around the ring
using high speed lucha moves or when
she is bouncing around peppering her
opponents with kicks and elbows. Juli
is at her best when she has her opponent
down or close to her, so that she can
then pick them up and slam them down."

Mr. Figaro: "Certainly a lot of questions in this
match that are based on these specific
stipulations. We will see who comes
out on top...hopefully Keina...on me!"

Mr. Clyde: "It is now time to get to tonight's
main event. Alicia Gordon vs. Juli Krieger."




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Figaro's Corner: "When Clyde has his ninja Isle-somes,
he officiates "Last Woman Standing"
matches and the winner..."

Clyde: "The winner doesn't have to listen
to YOU all night, that's for sure."

Figaro: "Ouch Clyde...ouch."




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Mr. Clyde: "The "Todestrophen" does it again, as
Juli Krieger has just pinned Alicia
for the 3 count...rather then..."

Mr. Figaro: "Rather then WHAT? Rather then Juli
hitting Alicia with the "Todestrophen"
and then playing the HARMONICA!?"

Mr. Clyde: "Well, I'm a little surprised that
Juli didn't allow the referee to
start a standing 10 count on Alicia,
but rather went right for the pin...

Mr. Figaro: "What are you trying to say!?"

Mr. Clyde: "That Juli didn't believe she'd
be able to keep Alicia down for
a 10 count and took the easier
3 count instead."

Mr. Figaro: "FIRST you complain that Juli didn't
give Alicia time to prepare and THEN
you complain that Juli beat Alicia
in the manner of a regular match!
Make up your mind!!"

Mr. Clyde: "I think Juli was getting frustrated
as the match went on that her moves
weren't able to keep Alicia down for
the 10 count. Apparently she didn't
believe her finisher would either.
I don't think Juli dominated as she
was intending to do, despite all
the time she had to prepare."

Mr. Figaro: "Well, you DID see Alicia go for
the pin a few seconds before Juli
hit the Todestrophen..."

Mr. Clyde: "That was a reflex. Alicia was
about to be attacked by behind
from Juli and that sudden rollup
was her first reflex to protect
herself. She even seemed to let
go of the pin as she realized
what was going on."

Mr. Figaro: "Clyde, Juli won the match, legally.
She's done plenty wrong in OG-Joshi,
but you HAVE to give her credit for
winning the match here. Did she take
a potential "shortcut?" Yes, but it
was a legal one. Maybe she didnt..."

Mr. Clyde: "If this was anyone but Juli, I'd
understand the short cut. But
remember that Juli has entered
EVERY match with the intention
of proving her domination with
out leaving ANY doubt. So for her
to enter a match with Alicia,
her SWORN OG-Joshi enemy who
she suffered a loss to, and then
NOT finish Alicia off in the
MOST decisive and clearly
dominating fashion possible,
says to me that Juli knew she
didn't have complete control
of the match and wanted to finish
it as soon as possible. Yes, she
won, but she knew Alicia was
close to victory as well."

Mr. Figaro: "Fine, fine, so let's just proclaim
Alicia the WINNER of the match then!"

Mr. Clyde: "What is your issue?"

Mr. Figaro: "I'm still mad at you for your
insult during "Figaro's Corner"
before the match... *Figaro pouts*

Mr. Clyde: "Here, take this..."

*Clyde hands Figaro a magazine-sized paper bag*

Mr. Figaro: "YEA! Now I have something to
put magazines in!"

*Clyde slaps his own head*

Mr. Clyde: "There already IS one in there..."

Mr. Figaro: "WOW! It's...oh...the "Things
on the cover to distract Figaro
while Clyde finishes commentary"
magazine, issue #4! Sweet, I
was waiting for this issue, I
love collecting these!"

*Figaro thumbs through the magazine silently*

Mr. Clyde: "I think Alicia Gordon performed
quite admirably here. Taking
this match with short notice
after being surprised with the
stipulations...one that Juli
probably knew for a while. And
then competing to such a level
that she got close to victory
a number of times AND made
Juli nervous enough to pin
Alicia rather then wait for
the standing 10 count to take
effect. Alicia made Juli
nervous, and that's not something
that happens often to Juli."


*Both wrestlers are getting to their feet in
the ring. We see Juli looking somewhat surprised
at Alicia for being able to get up from the
previous "Todestrophen". Alicia is giving her
an angry but focused look. Juli looks frustrated
and is approaching but sees Alicia getting into
fighting stance. Juli charges at her, regardless,
but Alicia side steps her and hits a drop toe
hold. Juli gets up and charges again but is
again side stepped! This time, Alicia hits a
middle kick combination and follows it up with
an axe kick that sends Juli over the ropes! Juli
looks absolutely stunned that Alicia was able
to fight back after the match, and "Todestrophen"
Alicia is standing there, catching her breath,
and staring at Juli as she leaves the arena floor.
She then holds up her index finger to Juli.*


Mr. Figaro: "Is she giving Juli the finger?!"

Mr. Clyde: "No, that's her INDEX finger, not
her middle one. Go back to your
magazine and don't worry."

Mr. Figaro: "This magazine has a fun word puzzle.
The answer to every question is
"Boobies". They really know
their audience!"

Mr. Clyde: "Well this was certainly quite a match
but I can't help but think that each
woman wanted more out of the outcome.
Juli wanted to prove that she could
fully dominate Alicia, which she didn't.
And Alicia wanted revenge for the previous
Voltage attack, which she only partially
got due to the aftermath of the match."

Mr. Figaro: "I never leave two women feeling
unsatisfied, Clyde. That's sinful!"

Mr. Clyde: "I do look forward to hearing from
Alicia on what her next step will
be in this situation. We all know
she wanted to drive Juli out of
OG-Joshi but that has proven harder
to do then said. And Juli's mission
to dominate and permanently injure
Alicia seems to be losing steam
everytime they wrestle."

Mr. Figaro: "I propose that Alicia be Juli's
"violence" Pimp and get paid by
people to hire Juli to beat
people up! Then Alicia could
wear a pimp hat and she'd look HOT!"

Mr. Clyde: "Hopefully you NEVER run your
own wrestling promotion...EVER."

Mr. Figaro: "Well first I have to finish this
magazine series..."

Mr. Clyde: "Not gonna happen..."




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Mr. Clyde: "Thank you fans for joining us tonight.
We have quite an exciting show for
you at the next Voltage on November
26th. Four matches are already signed.
As noted earlier by OrochiGeese, there
will be a tag match "preview" to the
"Survival" elimination match at the
12/13 PPV. We will see Nick Strife
team with Eddie Swan to take on Johnny
Wang and Mr. Figaro. We will also see
three matches from OG-Joshi."

Mr. Figaro: "The DELICIOUS Keina of KENTA! Army
will take on the scurvy and disagreeable
Lori Cuozzo. Boo Lori, boo! But to
counteract Lori's presence, we will
ALSO have the much anticipated next
Kim Cross T*A show! Scrumptious Kim's
guest will be none other then the
KNIT 2005 winner, Tigress Mask!"

Mr. Clyde: "And we will have each semifinal match
in the OG-Joshi Tag Title Tournament.
Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT take
on Lisa Robinson and Lana. And in the
other semifinal, Valeriyah Belikov
and Haley Cannon take on HAWT*Wing:
Azumi Oonishi and Diane "Dizzy' Cavuto."

Mr. Figaro: "That will be the first in-ring meeting
of Dizzy and Haley SINCE last year's
Venemous Ties PPV where Haley defeated
Dizzy to win the OG-Joshi Championship!"

Mr. Clyde: "We look forward to both semifinal matches
as the winners will then go onto to the
12/13 PPV to compete for the OG-Joshi
Tag Team Championship. So we will see
two weeks for the next Voltage."

Mr. Figaro: "See ya soon Kim!!"



*Fin*