Holly: Silent Proof
Feb 16, 2007 3:50:37 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:50:37 GMT -5
8/13/06
*We cut to a dark room. Where? We don't know, it's too DARK to see. Suddenly the lights come on and we see... WTF is this? It looks like...Space? And Holly, wearing her OG-Joshi World Championship Belt around her waist, is right in the middle of what looks to be our solar system. What the hell is going on here?!*
Holly: "You may be asking..."What the hell is going on here?"
*Guh!*
Holly: "Settle down, I'm just in the Orochi-O's "360 degree" Theater room. We're not actually in space..well, we are, cause Earth is, but you know what I mean! We're in the Orochi-O's Building, damnit!"
*Holly composes herself and continues speaking*
Holly: "So why are we here? To prove two points. First, it doesn't matter WHERE I am when I address you all! Because I'm the World Champion and you people will listen intently no matter what! Whether I'm at a farm...
*The scene around Holly changes to a farm with a lot of cows and chickens*
Holly: "Or a restaurant"
*Scene changes to an expensive italian restaurant...also with a lot of cows and chickens*
Holly: "Or inside Jo Ryder's pants!"
*Scene changes to show a swarm of insects...and a few roosters*
Holly: "The fact is...*Scene mercifully changes back to space*...you people will hang on my EVERY word! Not just because I am the Ace and OG-Joshi Champion, but because my predictions for the future have been proven to be accurate!" *Holly smiles at her World Championship Title and shines it*
Holly: "As to the other reason for this galactic backdrop...and not the one I've spiked Jo on her head with in the past. They say that in space, "No one can hear you scream." While I'm not well versed in the EXACT reason why that is true, I'm sure resident OG-Joshi physics nerd Dizzy would be able to explain it all to you. She's gotta be good at SOMETHING afterall! *Holly smirks* It's certainly not her in ring ability! And from what I've heard...it's not keeping Frog happy either! Hey Diz...just a tip between "us girls"...when your boyfriend is spending a lot of time away from you and his excuse is that he's "off fighting moon demons"...he's cheating on you...in magnificent fashion. Sorry hun." *Holly gives a look of sarcastic compassion*
Holly: "Back to my point, for over the last two weeks since OG-Joshi Unleashed, I have come up with a new saying: "In space, no one can hear you complain." The best part is...it applies to the real world too!"
Holly: "You see, I have had many important victories in my career and, certainly, the one at Unleashed is the most prestigious because I am now the Champ. But aside from adding this shiny belt to my wardrobe, has anyone noticed something ELSE different this time around?"
*Holly cups her hands to her ears in feign "Hogan" grandeur*
Holly: "It's...it's so much quieter after THIS victory. We hear no protests from my opponents this time. No "Holly cheated" or "Holly kicked my gimpy leg" or "Holly stole my plum pudding" ...that's for you Haley! But the silence is not JUST from my opponents, it's also from a fanbase that has always attempted to devalue my victories. Not this time though, they are completely silent."
Holly: "The fact is, NO ONE has been able to dispute my decisive Title win at Unleashed! No one has bee able to conjure up criticism to cast a shadow on my victory! No one has attempted to come up with any comments resembling the lack of respect they used to address me with. Instead...just silence."
*Holly stops talking and just listens to the silence with a gratified look on her face*
Holly: "Just the beautiful silence of resignation...of ACCEPTANCE. No one doubts that I won that match fairly so no one can argue! No one can EVER take away this EPIC accomplishment of mine so no one can continue to say that I'm not the best. I have done it...I have SILENCED the critics!"
Holly: "I hear no comments from them about me being a "joke" in the ring! I hear no complaints about my immaturity or criticism about not taking things serious enough anymore!"
Holly: "Of course, it would still be naive for me to assume that they are on their way to becoming supporters of mine. But it would also be futile...because I don't CARE if they support me. My mission was to prove I was the best here...to prove I was the Ace..and I did it. Proof doesn't need FANS...it just needs WITNESSES to recognize it. And from the silence coming out of the once raucous mouths of my detractors, I can indeed says that my greatness has been recognized...has been PROVEN."
Holly: "So where do I go from here? Easy! I have FUN! For the first time in my LIFE I am actually on the top of the mountain! By winning this Championship, I have proven I am the best, I have proven I am the Ace! Will I be a fighting champion? Sure...if there is anyone worthy of fighting me!"
Holly: "But I'm not concerned about that now. Instead, it is time for celebration...or should I say, MORE celebration! As I've been painting the town green with envy for the last two weeks!"
Holly: "Of course I have had added responsibilities since becoming Champion. An increased frequency of photo shoots, interviews, product plugs, public appearances! Why, I've been so busy that you could say I've had my "fingers in more pies" this week then Jo Ryder ever has!!"
*Holly erupts in laughter but stops herself a few seconds later and looks deep in thought*
Holly: "But yanno...I feel like I may have been shirking a bit on that whole "public appearance" thing. I've only really done a few. I feel like I could be doing more. Maybe I can even help out the less fortunate...wrestling promotions. I hear that LAWL is having a big show next weekend. I think its called the "Summer SnatchtacuLAWLer" or something.. Well, since I know Orochi-O's and OG-Joshi tries to help LAWL out...maybe I'll put my best foot forward, as Champion, too!! In fact, I think I might just attend that LAWL show! I know...i know...it will likely be abominable, but champions have to make sacrifices sometimes TOO!"
Holly: "So LAWL...embrace this great news!! The real Ace of Joshi Professional Wrestling will be honoring you with my presence! And I might just bring a couple of friends to help liven up the festivities! In fact, I might already have sent someone your way!! See you this weekend, LAWL! And I'm sure Grace Reyes will welcome us all with open arms!" *Holly laughs and exits the room*
*We cut to a dark room. Where? We don't know, it's too DARK to see. Suddenly the lights come on and we see... WTF is this? It looks like...Space? And Holly, wearing her OG-Joshi World Championship Belt around her waist, is right in the middle of what looks to be our solar system. What the hell is going on here?!*
Holly: "You may be asking..."What the hell is going on here?"
*Guh!*
Holly: "Settle down, I'm just in the Orochi-O's "360 degree" Theater room. We're not actually in space..well, we are, cause Earth is, but you know what I mean! We're in the Orochi-O's Building, damnit!"
*Holly composes herself and continues speaking*
Holly: "So why are we here? To prove two points. First, it doesn't matter WHERE I am when I address you all! Because I'm the World Champion and you people will listen intently no matter what! Whether I'm at a farm...
*The scene around Holly changes to a farm with a lot of cows and chickens*
Holly: "Or a restaurant"
*Scene changes to an expensive italian restaurant...also with a lot of cows and chickens*
Holly: "Or inside Jo Ryder's pants!"
*Scene changes to show a swarm of insects...and a few roosters*
Holly: "The fact is...*Scene mercifully changes back to space*...you people will hang on my EVERY word! Not just because I am the Ace and OG-Joshi Champion, but because my predictions for the future have been proven to be accurate!" *Holly smiles at her World Championship Title and shines it*
Holly: "As to the other reason for this galactic backdrop...and not the one I've spiked Jo on her head with in the past. They say that in space, "No one can hear you scream." While I'm not well versed in the EXACT reason why that is true, I'm sure resident OG-Joshi physics nerd Dizzy would be able to explain it all to you. She's gotta be good at SOMETHING afterall! *Holly smirks* It's certainly not her in ring ability! And from what I've heard...it's not keeping Frog happy either! Hey Diz...just a tip between "us girls"...when your boyfriend is spending a lot of time away from you and his excuse is that he's "off fighting moon demons"...he's cheating on you...in magnificent fashion. Sorry hun." *Holly gives a look of sarcastic compassion*
Holly: "Back to my point, for over the last two weeks since OG-Joshi Unleashed, I have come up with a new saying: "In space, no one can hear you complain." The best part is...it applies to the real world too!"
Holly: "You see, I have had many important victories in my career and, certainly, the one at Unleashed is the most prestigious because I am now the Champ. But aside from adding this shiny belt to my wardrobe, has anyone noticed something ELSE different this time around?"
*Holly cups her hands to her ears in feign "Hogan" grandeur*
Holly: "It's...it's so much quieter after THIS victory. We hear no protests from my opponents this time. No "Holly cheated" or "Holly kicked my gimpy leg" or "Holly stole my plum pudding" ...that's for you Haley! But the silence is not JUST from my opponents, it's also from a fanbase that has always attempted to devalue my victories. Not this time though, they are completely silent."
Holly: "The fact is, NO ONE has been able to dispute my decisive Title win at Unleashed! No one has bee able to conjure up criticism to cast a shadow on my victory! No one has attempted to come up with any comments resembling the lack of respect they used to address me with. Instead...just silence."
*Holly stops talking and just listens to the silence with a gratified look on her face*
Holly: "Just the beautiful silence of resignation...of ACCEPTANCE. No one doubts that I won that match fairly so no one can argue! No one can EVER take away this EPIC accomplishment of mine so no one can continue to say that I'm not the best. I have done it...I have SILENCED the critics!"
Holly: "I hear no comments from them about me being a "joke" in the ring! I hear no complaints about my immaturity or criticism about not taking things serious enough anymore!"
Holly: "Of course, it would still be naive for me to assume that they are on their way to becoming supporters of mine. But it would also be futile...because I don't CARE if they support me. My mission was to prove I was the best here...to prove I was the Ace..and I did it. Proof doesn't need FANS...it just needs WITNESSES to recognize it. And from the silence coming out of the once raucous mouths of my detractors, I can indeed says that my greatness has been recognized...has been PROVEN."
Holly: "So where do I go from here? Easy! I have FUN! For the first time in my LIFE I am actually on the top of the mountain! By winning this Championship, I have proven I am the best, I have proven I am the Ace! Will I be a fighting champion? Sure...if there is anyone worthy of fighting me!"
Holly: "But I'm not concerned about that now. Instead, it is time for celebration...or should I say, MORE celebration! As I've been painting the town green with envy for the last two weeks!"
Holly: "Of course I have had added responsibilities since becoming Champion. An increased frequency of photo shoots, interviews, product plugs, public appearances! Why, I've been so busy that you could say I've had my "fingers in more pies" this week then Jo Ryder ever has!!"
*Holly erupts in laughter but stops herself a few seconds later and looks deep in thought*
Holly: "But yanno...I feel like I may have been shirking a bit on that whole "public appearance" thing. I've only really done a few. I feel like I could be doing more. Maybe I can even help out the less fortunate...wrestling promotions. I hear that LAWL is having a big show next weekend. I think its called the "Summer SnatchtacuLAWLer" or something.. Well, since I know Orochi-O's and OG-Joshi tries to help LAWL out...maybe I'll put my best foot forward, as Champion, too!! In fact, I think I might just attend that LAWL show! I know...i know...it will likely be abominable, but champions have to make sacrifices sometimes TOO!"
Holly: "So LAWL...embrace this great news!! The real Ace of Joshi Professional Wrestling will be honoring you with my presence! And I might just bring a couple of friends to help liven up the festivities! In fact, I might already have sent someone your way!! See you this weekend, LAWL! And I'm sure Grace Reyes will welcome us all with open arms!" *Holly laughs and exits the room*