Visper Karr - Like, Ow, and Stuff

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Visper Karr and total noobie interviewer girl Jean Carter stand side-by-side backstage, in one of the many twisting - and possibly ooze-filled - corridors of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena. Visper again sports that garrish red headband, and a wide smile.

[Jean:] Visper Karr, during your match against Yoyo Banzai at "Unleashed", as promised, you certianly "got your kicks" on Yoyo, knocking her clean out with a vicious running face kick in less than ten minutes.

[Visper:] Well yanno somethin', "Mean" Jean?

[Jean:] I still don't get the whole "Mean" Jean thing.

Visper looks shocked.

[Visper:] You mean, no one's told you the whole deal about it?

[Jean:] Nope.

[Visper:] Aren't you a reporter? Can't you Google it, or at even go to WikiPedia?

[Jean:] I'm just on-air talent hired at an audition, by a guy in a blue shirt and shiny pants.

[Visper:] ... Tony Little?

[Jean:] Who?

[Visper:] Nevermind. Don't worry; when someone tells you the whole gag, you'll either be extremely flattered, or extremely offended.

[Jean:] Gee... The anticipation of that sort of revelation is just killin' me.

[Visper:] Revelations'll do that. So, can I continue on my potentially copyright-infringing promo?

[Jean:] Go nuts. I'm just a mic stand, after all.

[Visper:] And you say you don't get the joke! You kidder!

[Jean:] Um... Okay...

[Visper:] It's just like I tolja, "Mean" Jean! Yoyo Banzai felt the power of the greatest gams in our industry today, sister, right where her face used to be before I kicked it into the nosebleed section of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena, sister! And that's just the beginning, sister, because the fastest rising star in joshi pro wrestling isn't gonna stop for anyone, sister! I've beaten Aces, Queens, and I doubt even a "King of Kings" could stop me, Jack!

[Cameraman:] ... I don't think you're supposed to talk to me.

[Visper:] ...

[Jean:] ...

[Visper:] Yeah. Sure. Okay.

[Jean:] So, uh... Dare I ask what is next for "Queen of Kick"?

[Visper:] ... "Queen of Kick", eh? I kinda like that. Did you come up with that?

[Jean:] Yeah.

[Visper:] Right now? On the spot?

[Jean:] Mmhmm.

[Visper:] I think I'm gonna go trademark that right now, as a matter of fact. Yeah. "Queen of Kick". That'll look awesome on a t-shirt!

Visper walks off screen, talking to herself, and obviously planning out some merchandise. Jean just stares, watching her go, stunned look on her face as her segment walks off.

[Jean:] Um... Jean Carter... signing off.

Fade out.