Kaori and Jenny - Jenny Always Gets Second Billing
Feb 16, 2007 3:44:30 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:44:30 GMT -5
7/5/06
Scene opens to the dressing room of Kaori NiGHT. Standing there, arms crossed, sour look on her face, foot tapping impatiently, starring at the door. After a moment, it opens, and Jenny McLanahan comes into the room.
[Jenny:] Sorry I'm late, I--
[Kaori:] What the hell was that?
[Jenny:] Um... Our game ran a little over. I said I was sorr--
[Kaori:] Not that! I mean, getting pinned by Dizzy last Voltage!
[Jenny:] Well... that Spin Cycle really hurts. You know that. She got me with it twice in a row. I just couldn't... y'know, kick out of it.
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] It happens.
[Kaori:] I'm seriously doubting your ability - maybe I should just get your brother to put on a wig and a padded bra and we could PRETEND he's a girl! Maybe then I'd have a partner worth a damn! Hell, maybe Yoyo Banzai will do the trick as you team up with Visper Karr - we'll call you both the "Indy Sleaze Second Class Dream Team!"
[Jenny:] Bullshit! That'd never fit on a t-shirt!
[Kaori:] Well, y'know what's also as you say, "Bullshit," Jennifer? That I'm not impressed with how you're doing. All the help I've given to you over the past few months, all the boosts here in OG-Joshi, all to try and help you. Because damnit, I expect something from you. I expect you to be the greatest joshi ever. Better than Jo Ryder, better than Bull Nanako, better than Trish Stratus, better than Aja Kong, better than me. And I know you can do it. You just aren't applying yourself, regardless of how much anyone around you sacrifices for you, and it's pissing me off!
All you've done - all you've done - is show time and time again that you've lost your fire. You've lost your heart. You've lost your spirt. Maybe you need to go back to the McLanahan Pro gymnasium, work on things a bit. THEN you can step up to being my towel girl, or oh, you can deal with all the perverts who keep sending me their underwea-
[Jenny:] Okay, I get it, you aren't happy. REPEATEDLY. Ever. Jesus Christ, I haven't seen you this pissed since your cover of "Personal Jesus" got panned in People magazine. I'm getting better, and-
[Kaori:] Better than crap is still crap. You were great, but you're so far from that now that it makes me throw up a little bit in my mout--
Jenny turns, face red, yelling...
[Jenny:] OH, LIKE YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN UNTOUCHABLE!
You flip out at the SMALLEST LITTLE DETAIL going wrong! We could've WON and you'd be riding my ass, and there's never gonna be an end to it until I go out of my way to replace that flapping hole you stuff pie in with my @#%$ FOOT. JESUS CHRIST!
Jenny storms off, while Kaori's look of disgust melts away to a small little smile...
[Kaori:] ...we're lookin' good.
END
Scene opens to the dressing room of Kaori NiGHT. Standing there, arms crossed, sour look on her face, foot tapping impatiently, starring at the door. After a moment, it opens, and Jenny McLanahan comes into the room.
[Jenny:] Sorry I'm late, I--
[Kaori:] What the hell was that?
[Jenny:] Um... Our game ran a little over. I said I was sorr--
[Kaori:] Not that! I mean, getting pinned by Dizzy last Voltage!
[Jenny:] Well... that Spin Cycle really hurts. You know that. She got me with it twice in a row. I just couldn't... y'know, kick out of it.
[Kaori:] ...
[Jenny:] It happens.
[Kaori:] I'm seriously doubting your ability - maybe I should just get your brother to put on a wig and a padded bra and we could PRETEND he's a girl! Maybe then I'd have a partner worth a damn! Hell, maybe Yoyo Banzai will do the trick as you team up with Visper Karr - we'll call you both the "Indy Sleaze Second Class Dream Team!"
[Jenny:] Bullshit! That'd never fit on a t-shirt!
[Kaori:] Well, y'know what's also as you say, "Bullshit," Jennifer? That I'm not impressed with how you're doing. All the help I've given to you over the past few months, all the boosts here in OG-Joshi, all to try and help you. Because damnit, I expect something from you. I expect you to be the greatest joshi ever. Better than Jo Ryder, better than Bull Nanako, better than Trish Stratus, better than Aja Kong, better than me. And I know you can do it. You just aren't applying yourself, regardless of how much anyone around you sacrifices for you, and it's pissing me off!
All you've done - all you've done - is show time and time again that you've lost your fire. You've lost your heart. You've lost your spirt. Maybe you need to go back to the McLanahan Pro gymnasium, work on things a bit. THEN you can step up to being my towel girl, or oh, you can deal with all the perverts who keep sending me their underwea-
[Jenny:] Okay, I get it, you aren't happy. REPEATEDLY. Ever. Jesus Christ, I haven't seen you this pissed since your cover of "Personal Jesus" got panned in People magazine. I'm getting better, and-
[Kaori:] Better than crap is still crap. You were great, but you're so far from that now that it makes me throw up a little bit in my mout--
Jenny turns, face red, yelling...
[Jenny:] OH, LIKE YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN UNTOUCHABLE!
You flip out at the SMALLEST LITTLE DETAIL going wrong! We could've WON and you'd be riding my ass, and there's never gonna be an end to it until I go out of my way to replace that flapping hole you stuff pie in with my @#%$ FOOT. JESUS CHRIST!
Jenny storms off, while Kaori's look of disgust melts away to a small little smile...
[Kaori:] ...we're lookin' good.
END