Holly: r u serious, u cannot be serious!
Feb 16, 2007 3:41:45 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:41:45 GMT -5
(If Jo Ryder can rip off Penny Arcade, Holly can rip off Dijon for a title, LOL)
(PS this RP takes place after the Voltage show so watch the matches and read commentary first!)
*It is 3 hours after the 7/2/06 Voltage and the ring area of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena is almost empty. The fans have left after spending way too much money on merchandise ...wait, that should read "not nearly enough"...and all the ring crew has left. All that remains is one single solitary red light shining on a corner of the ring. In that corner is a rusty metal folding chair being used by OG-Joshi wrestler Holly. Despite the fact that her match was over 3 hours ago, she is still in her ring attire sitting in the corner that her team shared and looks to not have showered yet. She stares down at the ground and begins talking. To add to the drama, a thunderstorm has just started in the NY area! (No joke, right as i started this RP, LOL)*
Holly: "I've had some time to reflect on recent events. And I think I have some 'splainin to do, because you people still have no idea who the HELL I f*cking am and what my motivations are."
Holly: "You aren't looking at some joke. Two years ago that's all I was in that ring. But now, now I'm the best Joshi wrestler in the damn world and I've proven it time and time again over the last year. If that status means I want to have a little "fun" with my opponents when I'm not in the ring, and yet STILL be respected inside of it, then that's the way it is. I've EARNED that respect. But you all seem to think otherwise."
Holly: "Geese often tells me that people like him and I are always misunderstood. Not because we aren't clear, but because our spectators can't bare to see how dangerous we really are. So when they witness two different sides of us they can only handle remembering the nondangerous side. That means that when Geese goes off on one of his long tangents after paralzying someone in the ring, his detractors always focus on his words rather then his violent actions. It's their own subconcious way of shielding themselves from recognizing and remembering the horrors of violent, sorry, "chaotic" reality that Geese causes on a regular basis."
Holly: "And the same phenomenon has been applied to me. Because rather then look at all I've done in the last year of OG-Joshi, rather then see my victories, my DOMINANCE... all I hear from Jo Ryder, Haley Cannon, and that eunuch Celes is how I "don't appear to be taking things seriously enough!"
*Holly looks up*
Holly: "Bullshit. But yet, it's hard to really blame you all. Because to admit the truth, to actually recognize the reality of the past year, would be to admit to yourself just how dangerous I really am, and that would scare you all too much. So instead..."
*Holly looks back down*
Holly: "Instead...you choose to ignore my past victories and their circumstances. You choose to ignore the fact that I ALWAYS mock my opponents when I'm getting ready for big matches. And yet, I always come to wrestle in those matches with the most serious of thoughts and the most intense rage."
Holly: "It seems to everyone that all I did last year was VERBALLY lambast Jo Ryder, that Sodomic slut, that Girl of Gomorrah, with everything I had. Some people called my insults silly or childish and they laughed at me. Jo laughed at me with her cum-soaked shingled lung laughter."
*Holly looks up again with anger in her eyes*
Holly: "But WHO did the laughing in the end? Me! Cause when it came to our match at Venemous Ties, after all the chiding I did of Jo, I came into the match prepared and DEADLY SERIOUS, and beat her decisively."
*Holly looks down again.*
Holly: "Then, after I vanquished her from OG-Joshi, I moved onto her little marionette Dizzy. Anyone remember the months of insults I unloaded onto her? *Holly smirks* "How's the leg, Diz?" Yeah, of course you do. But do you ALSO remember the RESULT? Of course you don't. I'll remind you all."
*Holly looks up again with more rage in her eyes*
Holly: "I beat her at Emergence, I destroyed her. That makes Jo AND Dizzy that I beat in the ring as well as demoralized outside of it. I was having fun when I talked, and even more fun when I won. I broke their spirits outside of the ring and their bodies inside of it. And then, when it was my time to enter an 8 woman Battle Royale for the #1 Contendership, what did I do? First I mocked every single other woman in that ring for being inferior to me. Then I stepped into that ring for over 30 minutes and PROVED my point."
Holly: "I never stop talking. Why SHOULD I? I've proven I'm the best here...and I love to rub everyone's faces in it and have fun at their expense. You all heard what I said a few weeks ago, I LOVE to laugh. So you'll have to excuse me when I do it before and after my victories. But unlike Geese does, I will no longer be able to excuse you all for forgetting WHY I am laughing, forgetting who I am whenever i'm IN the ring."
Holly: "All of you say that I have to stop fooling around and concentrate on the PPV match, right? That is the very thing that YOU all have neglected to do. You've all been so busy paying attention to my antics outside the ring, that you've forgotten what I'm capable of when I'm inside it. And for the last few months, I've been fully preparing to launch my onslaught against my opponents when the time is right."
*Holly looks down again*
Holly: "Which brings me to tonight's tag match. The time was simply NOT right to show all I could do. I had ONLY one plan tonight and it was fulfilled: scout out Jo Ryder. You see, last time we fought, at Int.Des.R, she got the jump on me. I wasn't prepared to face her. Not like Venemous Ties when BOTH her and I had notice of the match...and you all saw me win there. But at Int.Des.R, Celes and Jo conspired against me and got an empty surprise victory as a result. I was so angry then that I didn't get the chance to re-scout Jo Ryder. Tonight I got to....and I did one better. I enraged her in the ring so much that I drew out her new "ultimate" weapon, the "Eclipse Festival." Now I know, Jo, and as another "Jo" always says, "knowing is half the battle."
*Holly looks up and smirks*
Holly: "Despite what Celes and Haley said during commentary, revealing your Ace technique early is most certainly NOT an advantage. Sorry Geese, you were wrong too. Because now both Haley and I know more about Jo Ryder then we did this morning, and that's bad for you Jo. Very bad. You slipped up tonight, you did TOO much to win this random tag match when it was more important to save yourself for the PPV."
*Holly laughs an angry laugh*
Holly: "And yet I am the one that gets questioned about my mindset and preparedness going into the match?"
Holly: "I've been focused on the PPV match the entire time. And everything I've done has been designed to give myself a competitive advantage. Making Jo so angry that she donned a blonde wig and pretended she was me? Sounds like I got inside her head. And btw Jo, the only "wang" I speak of now is McPro superstar Johnny Wang. So I don't need to relive any memories of you sporting a strap-on, save it for Dizzy and Frog."
Holly: "And Haley Cannon...or "Miss Cannon" as OG and Celes were tripping over themselves to call you tonight and show respect to a woman who molested 100 poor European girls...Haley...you disappoint me the most because of how close I thought you were to "getting it". Just when I thought you were able to see my path of destruction with a clear head and NOT delude yourself...I see you doing just that. You keep worrying about what I say outside of the ring in the same breath that you recite my in ring accomplishments. Don't you see how related they are? Don't you see how they are done by the SAME person?"
Holly: "While all of you question my drive, my preparedness, my seriousness outside of the ring, you all choose to ignore my performances in the ring. Seems like all of you aren't as ready as you think you are to compete with me at the PPV. Seems like all of you are less focused on what goes on inside the ring then you say I am."
Holly: "Seems like the only bigger shock to you all then seeing my focus in the ring rather then my laugh...will be seeing ME walk out with the OG-Joshi World Championship rather then one of you with it."
*Holly smiles, stands up from her chair, and begins walking to the ropes*
Holly: "But how rude of me..I should leave this "mysterious area" now to allow everyone to get back to suppressing your memories of me in an actual wrestling ring. Since all that matters to you is me laughing at you outside of it, right? Maybe the PPV match should be a debate so after you'll remember who beat you!"
*Holly smirks and then exits the ring area and begins laughing on her way backstage.*
(PS this RP takes place after the Voltage show so watch the matches and read commentary first!)
*It is 3 hours after the 7/2/06 Voltage and the ring area of the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena is almost empty. The fans have left after spending way too much money on merchandise ...wait, that should read "not nearly enough"...and all the ring crew has left. All that remains is one single solitary red light shining on a corner of the ring. In that corner is a rusty metal folding chair being used by OG-Joshi wrestler Holly. Despite the fact that her match was over 3 hours ago, she is still in her ring attire sitting in the corner that her team shared and looks to not have showered yet. She stares down at the ground and begins talking. To add to the drama, a thunderstorm has just started in the NY area! (No joke, right as i started this RP, LOL)*
Holly: "I've had some time to reflect on recent events. And I think I have some 'splainin to do, because you people still have no idea who the HELL I f*cking am and what my motivations are."
Holly: "You aren't looking at some joke. Two years ago that's all I was in that ring. But now, now I'm the best Joshi wrestler in the damn world and I've proven it time and time again over the last year. If that status means I want to have a little "fun" with my opponents when I'm not in the ring, and yet STILL be respected inside of it, then that's the way it is. I've EARNED that respect. But you all seem to think otherwise."
Holly: "Geese often tells me that people like him and I are always misunderstood. Not because we aren't clear, but because our spectators can't bare to see how dangerous we really are. So when they witness two different sides of us they can only handle remembering the nondangerous side. That means that when Geese goes off on one of his long tangents after paralzying someone in the ring, his detractors always focus on his words rather then his violent actions. It's their own subconcious way of shielding themselves from recognizing and remembering the horrors of violent, sorry, "chaotic" reality that Geese causes on a regular basis."
Holly: "And the same phenomenon has been applied to me. Because rather then look at all I've done in the last year of OG-Joshi, rather then see my victories, my DOMINANCE... all I hear from Jo Ryder, Haley Cannon, and that eunuch Celes is how I "don't appear to be taking things seriously enough!"
*Holly looks up*
Holly: "Bullshit. But yet, it's hard to really blame you all. Because to admit the truth, to actually recognize the reality of the past year, would be to admit to yourself just how dangerous I really am, and that would scare you all too much. So instead..."
*Holly looks back down*
Holly: "Instead...you choose to ignore my past victories and their circumstances. You choose to ignore the fact that I ALWAYS mock my opponents when I'm getting ready for big matches. And yet, I always come to wrestle in those matches with the most serious of thoughts and the most intense rage."
Holly: "It seems to everyone that all I did last year was VERBALLY lambast Jo Ryder, that Sodomic slut, that Girl of Gomorrah, with everything I had. Some people called my insults silly or childish and they laughed at me. Jo laughed at me with her cum-soaked shingled lung laughter."
*Holly looks up again with anger in her eyes*
Holly: "But WHO did the laughing in the end? Me! Cause when it came to our match at Venemous Ties, after all the chiding I did of Jo, I came into the match prepared and DEADLY SERIOUS, and beat her decisively."
*Holly looks down again.*
Holly: "Then, after I vanquished her from OG-Joshi, I moved onto her little marionette Dizzy. Anyone remember the months of insults I unloaded onto her? *Holly smirks* "How's the leg, Diz?" Yeah, of course you do. But do you ALSO remember the RESULT? Of course you don't. I'll remind you all."
*Holly looks up again with more rage in her eyes*
Holly: "I beat her at Emergence, I destroyed her. That makes Jo AND Dizzy that I beat in the ring as well as demoralized outside of it. I was having fun when I talked, and even more fun when I won. I broke their spirits outside of the ring and their bodies inside of it. And then, when it was my time to enter an 8 woman Battle Royale for the #1 Contendership, what did I do? First I mocked every single other woman in that ring for being inferior to me. Then I stepped into that ring for over 30 minutes and PROVED my point."
Holly: "I never stop talking. Why SHOULD I? I've proven I'm the best here...and I love to rub everyone's faces in it and have fun at their expense. You all heard what I said a few weeks ago, I LOVE to laugh. So you'll have to excuse me when I do it before and after my victories. But unlike Geese does, I will no longer be able to excuse you all for forgetting WHY I am laughing, forgetting who I am whenever i'm IN the ring."
Holly: "All of you say that I have to stop fooling around and concentrate on the PPV match, right? That is the very thing that YOU all have neglected to do. You've all been so busy paying attention to my antics outside the ring, that you've forgotten what I'm capable of when I'm inside it. And for the last few months, I've been fully preparing to launch my onslaught against my opponents when the time is right."
*Holly looks down again*
Holly: "Which brings me to tonight's tag match. The time was simply NOT right to show all I could do. I had ONLY one plan tonight and it was fulfilled: scout out Jo Ryder. You see, last time we fought, at Int.Des.R, she got the jump on me. I wasn't prepared to face her. Not like Venemous Ties when BOTH her and I had notice of the match...and you all saw me win there. But at Int.Des.R, Celes and Jo conspired against me and got an empty surprise victory as a result. I was so angry then that I didn't get the chance to re-scout Jo Ryder. Tonight I got to....and I did one better. I enraged her in the ring so much that I drew out her new "ultimate" weapon, the "Eclipse Festival." Now I know, Jo, and as another "Jo" always says, "knowing is half the battle."
*Holly looks up and smirks*
Holly: "Despite what Celes and Haley said during commentary, revealing your Ace technique early is most certainly NOT an advantage. Sorry Geese, you were wrong too. Because now both Haley and I know more about Jo Ryder then we did this morning, and that's bad for you Jo. Very bad. You slipped up tonight, you did TOO much to win this random tag match when it was more important to save yourself for the PPV."
*Holly laughs an angry laugh*
Holly: "And yet I am the one that gets questioned about my mindset and preparedness going into the match?"
Holly: "I've been focused on the PPV match the entire time. And everything I've done has been designed to give myself a competitive advantage. Making Jo so angry that she donned a blonde wig and pretended she was me? Sounds like I got inside her head. And btw Jo, the only "wang" I speak of now is McPro superstar Johnny Wang. So I don't need to relive any memories of you sporting a strap-on, save it for Dizzy and Frog."
Holly: "And Haley Cannon...or "Miss Cannon" as OG and Celes were tripping over themselves to call you tonight and show respect to a woman who molested 100 poor European girls...Haley...you disappoint me the most because of how close I thought you were to "getting it". Just when I thought you were able to see my path of destruction with a clear head and NOT delude yourself...I see you doing just that. You keep worrying about what I say outside of the ring in the same breath that you recite my in ring accomplishments. Don't you see how related they are? Don't you see how they are done by the SAME person?"
Holly: "While all of you question my drive, my preparedness, my seriousness outside of the ring, you all choose to ignore my performances in the ring. Seems like all of you aren't as ready as you think you are to compete with me at the PPV. Seems like all of you are less focused on what goes on inside the ring then you say I am."
Holly: "Seems like the only bigger shock to you all then seeing my focus in the ring rather then my laugh...will be seeing ME walk out with the OG-Joshi World Championship rather then one of you with it."
*Holly smiles, stands up from her chair, and begins walking to the ropes*
Holly: "But how rude of me..I should leave this "mysterious area" now to allow everyone to get back to suppressing your memories of me in an actual wrestling ring. Since all that matters to you is me laughing at you outside of it, right? Maybe the PPV match should be a debate so after you'll remember who beat you!"
*Holly smirks and then exits the ring area and begins laughing on her way backstage.*