Noughts and Crosses
Feb 16, 2007 3:40:22 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:40:22 GMT -5
7/1/06
Camera pans across a gynmnasium, grunting can be heard off screen. Eventually the camera stops on a rather sweaty Kim Cross in her usual ring gear just as she savate kicks a training bag. Her trainer grabs the bag and nods to the camera, letting Kim know it's there.
Kim: Thanks Stefan. Greetings fans of Kim, before I get on with the usual Lana destroying I have advice to give. Miss Banzai..I know it was myself that lost the match, but if Visper is going to attack me from behind whilst I'm giving the fans what they want, what do you expect? If it was a dirty cheat, such as Lana, I would have been expecting it, but not Miss Visper..tsktsk..so, Yoyo, look out for sneak attacks, Miss Visper isn't as nice as she makes out. And Mr. Clyde, I'm not entirely sure that the scores are tied between Lana and myself, afterall, *I* wasn't the one that got german suplexed onto the apron and then impaler'd outside the ring."
Kim chuckles whilst cracking her knuckles.
"I believe that makes the scores three-nil to yours truly in the moral victory stakes? Possibly four-nil if you include having to doctor match footage to make oneself look good. Maybe even five, Lana's the one that has to resort to dirty tactics to put off her opponents, I honestly thought the smell was some dodgy prawns a technician had left under the ring."
Kim gives a sly wink to the camera.
"Lana, dearie, if you need money to wash your clothes just ask! We may not get on, but I'd glady help a fellow roster member out, if only in the interest of hygiene. And as to your parting threat, that once you've defeated me you'll be able to wash your gloves... I'll give you the money, no need to steal it after our match! Unless you're saving the blood to sell on a popular auction website or some such? I've heard you can sell anything on those...Though your sweat would devalue my blood greatly, so maybe not."
"Anyway, I accept the pin-falls only stipulation, I'm not a one trick mare waiting to be put out of her misery like some of the OG-Joshi "talent". I can beat you in any match setting you care to set, that's the advantage of being superior in every possible way. Now I really must get back to training, Stefan's everso expensive."
Fade out as Kim resumes killing the bag.
Camera pans across a gynmnasium, grunting can be heard off screen. Eventually the camera stops on a rather sweaty Kim Cross in her usual ring gear just as she savate kicks a training bag. Her trainer grabs the bag and nods to the camera, letting Kim know it's there.
Kim: Thanks Stefan. Greetings fans of Kim, before I get on with the usual Lana destroying I have advice to give. Miss Banzai..I know it was myself that lost the match, but if Visper is going to attack me from behind whilst I'm giving the fans what they want, what do you expect? If it was a dirty cheat, such as Lana, I would have been expecting it, but not Miss Visper..tsktsk..so, Yoyo, look out for sneak attacks, Miss Visper isn't as nice as she makes out. And Mr. Clyde, I'm not entirely sure that the scores are tied between Lana and myself, afterall, *I* wasn't the one that got german suplexed onto the apron and then impaler'd outside the ring."
Kim chuckles whilst cracking her knuckles.
"I believe that makes the scores three-nil to yours truly in the moral victory stakes? Possibly four-nil if you include having to doctor match footage to make oneself look good. Maybe even five, Lana's the one that has to resort to dirty tactics to put off her opponents, I honestly thought the smell was some dodgy prawns a technician had left under the ring."
Kim gives a sly wink to the camera.
"Lana, dearie, if you need money to wash your clothes just ask! We may not get on, but I'd glady help a fellow roster member out, if only in the interest of hygiene. And as to your parting threat, that once you've defeated me you'll be able to wash your gloves... I'll give you the money, no need to steal it after our match! Unless you're saving the blood to sell on a popular auction website or some such? I've heard you can sell anything on those...Though your sweat would devalue my blood greatly, so maybe not."
"Anyway, I accept the pin-falls only stipulation, I'm not a one trick mare waiting to be put out of her misery like some of the OG-Joshi "talent". I can beat you in any match setting you care to set, that's the advantage of being superior in every possible way. Now I really must get back to training, Stefan's everso expensive."
Fade out as Kim resumes killing the bag.