Haley Cannon: in touch with reality
Feb 16, 2007 3:39:11 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:39:11 GMT -5
*** Haley Cannon, OG-Joshi World Champion, is sitting on the top turnbuckle of the OG-Joshi ring. The arena is empty, with no light, except for the spotlight shining on Haley.
Haley: "Hello Holly, and welcome to reality. You've had quite a bit to say about our upcoming triple threat title match and about myself and Jo Ryder. You've taken us to hokey amusement parks, your office and even a faux history lesson in front of poor, unsuspecting children. Have the summons from their parents' lawsuits started arriving in your mailbox yet?
Holly, listening to you talk is like reading a tabloid paper. Full of lurid, controversial subject matter, far fetched conspiracy theories and, well, to put it bluntly, bullshit.
Sometimes I feel like I'm getting to the point where I don't care if I retain the title, as long as I don't have to hear you yammering on in delirium. But we all know you still wouldn't shut up if you did win the title. No, you would see to it that every man, woman, child and goose in all four corners of the world knew of your victory.
We all know that if you had gone on a world tour defending the OG-Joshi title, that you would have demanded a ticker tape parade through Times Square for every victory. But you're right about something. I did crush my opponents in the world tour. Why? Not because I hunted down hapless victims. But because I'm that good. I faced the best talent that each nation had to offer and I made them submit like they were children. You seem to be completely oblivious of that fact. Come back to reality, Holly."
*** Haley jumps down and starts walking the perimeter of the ring
I'm standing in the OG-Joshi ring, where the fate of the OG-Joshi World Title will be decided in mere weeks. That is reality. I'm speaking to you from the very location where we will do battle. Not an office or amusement park. This is what this is all about: what happens in the ring. You underestimate BOTH of your opponents. Not only do you have to contend with me, but you also have Jo Ryder to worry about, and as I recall, your last encounter with her didn't go so well. It's time to come back to reality, or you don't stand a chance."
*** Fade out
Haley: "Hello Holly, and welcome to reality. You've had quite a bit to say about our upcoming triple threat title match and about myself and Jo Ryder. You've taken us to hokey amusement parks, your office and even a faux history lesson in front of poor, unsuspecting children. Have the summons from their parents' lawsuits started arriving in your mailbox yet?
Holly, listening to you talk is like reading a tabloid paper. Full of lurid, controversial subject matter, far fetched conspiracy theories and, well, to put it bluntly, bullshit.
Sometimes I feel like I'm getting to the point where I don't care if I retain the title, as long as I don't have to hear you yammering on in delirium. But we all know you still wouldn't shut up if you did win the title. No, you would see to it that every man, woman, child and goose in all four corners of the world knew of your victory.
We all know that if you had gone on a world tour defending the OG-Joshi title, that you would have demanded a ticker tape parade through Times Square for every victory. But you're right about something. I did crush my opponents in the world tour. Why? Not because I hunted down hapless victims. But because I'm that good. I faced the best talent that each nation had to offer and I made them submit like they were children. You seem to be completely oblivious of that fact. Come back to reality, Holly."
*** Haley jumps down and starts walking the perimeter of the ring
I'm standing in the OG-Joshi ring, where the fate of the OG-Joshi World Title will be decided in mere weeks. That is reality. I'm speaking to you from the very location where we will do battle. Not an office or amusement park. This is what this is all about: what happens in the ring. You underestimate BOTH of your opponents. Not only do you have to contend with me, but you also have Jo Ryder to worry about, and as I recall, your last encounter with her didn't go so well. It's time to come back to reality, or you don't stand a chance."
*** Fade out