Snackusations!!
Feb 16, 2007 3:07:59 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:07:59 GMT -5
5/19/06
*OG-Joshi headquarters in NYC...aka the 10th floor of Orochi-O's. Inc.*
*The camera is focused on an empty hall...but a strange sound is
emanating from it. Is Orochi-O's haunted or is that sound just
coming from around the corner? The cameraman decides not
to call in the Ghostbusters just yet, despite Orochi-O's obvious
contract with them (Peter Venkman Memorial Arena!). As
the camera moves closer to one of the corner hallways, the
sound gets louder and more pronounced. A new sound is
also heard, that of a female...that of female cursing.
The cameraman does not breathe a sigh of relief that
this is not a haunting...as it is much worse.*
Voice from around the corner: "DAMN!"
*Cameraman sighs...as it is time for "Holly duty". He turns
the corner to await his punishment...a graphic one no doubt*
Holly: "GIVE ME BACK MY F'n MONEY!"
*Holly is seen pounding her fists against a vending machine,
a "Snax" brand machine. She has a scowl on her face...which is par
for the course these last two weeks...months...years...*
Holly: "That damn Snax machine took my
money!! All I wanted was some
Cheese'ums, damnit! How am I
suppos'd to get through the day
with out my Cheese'ums!! This
is an outrage!! I bet Jo Ryder
put you up to this! Snax Machine,
you'll pay alright...with your LIFE!"
*Holly backs up a bit then launches an inappropriate
axe kick towards her opponent...the vending machine.
The glass of the Snax "being" breaks and snacks
(and money) begin pouring out of the front, much to
Holly's satisfaction. She is actually smiling...yes,
this is what it takes to make her smile...this and
Jo Ryder jokes...but maybe we can be spared from
those today...well, we'll see, i promise nothing!*
Holly: "Mine! All mine! These snacks will
last me a whole month! I'll even
save some of these oreos for
Jo Ryder cause I know she loves
being surrounded in cream!"
(As I said, i promised nothing!)
*Holly smiles and gathers up the snacks...especially
the "cheese'ums" and "Fizzlers" (a snack composed
of Twizzlers and Pop Rox). Just as she is gathering
up everything like a squirrel hoarding nuts for the
winter...footsteps are heard from around the corner.*
Holly: "Oh sh*t!"
Holly: "If that's you Geese...the machine
was broken when I got here!"
*To the contrary (on both accounts), it is not Geese
who turns the corner, but rather... Kat Black. Holly
gets a look of surprise on her face, but not an
altogether unpleasant surprise. Rather, Holly puts
her thumb and forefinger up to her chin, squints
at Kat... and looks suspiciously at her. Then she
quickly starts to smile and laugh and approaches her*
Holly: "Miss Black!! How great to finally
meet your aquaintance. Let me
formally introduce myself. I am
the Ace of OG-Joshi, Holly. But
you can call me Miss Holly."
*Kat pauses for a moment and then stops, watching Holly cautiously.*
Holly: "Oh that's right...you're all mysterious!
Well...I think I can see past your
mystery. See...you and me, we're not
all that different. I saw what you helped
do to Azumi Oonishi..and I loved it!"
*Kat tenses for a moment, and then shakes her head, staring at Holly*
Kat: “You’re wrong! I had nothing to do with…
with that … woman attacking miss Oonishi.”
*Holly winks* "Oh...SURE you didn't *another wink*
have ANYTHING *wink* to do with
hurting "poor, defenseless" Azumi
Oonishi! Just like I...didn't have anything
to do with Dizzy's leg being hurt before
our big match at Emergence...the one
where I kicked her ass...oh wait, that's
EVERY match!! *Holly laughs*
*Kat clenches her fist, glaring at Holly*
Kat: “Back off, Holly! I didn’t do anything to Azumi!
I’m sick of people making me the villain…”
Holly: "Now, now, calm down. I'm not saying
you were wrong to do it! Though I am
a bit jealous you got to wiping that
stupid look off Azumi's face before I
got a chance too...but what can I say,
I've been busy! Beating Dizzy, winning
the Battle Royale, preparing for Haley
Cannon...”
Kat: “…not to mention Jo Ryder…"
Holly: "Oh you're a sly one, aren't you? But
that's ok...people like you and I,
we gotta stick together. So many
girls in OG-Joshi with stupid looks
on their faces and inferior skills. But
you and I...we know how to really
get ahead in OG-Joshi!"
Kat: “And what is that supposed to mean?”
Holly: "Still playing innocent? That's ok. I
guess you don't want that bitch
General Celes on your ass. You
saw how she screwed me, after
all...adding Jo Ryder to MY
championship match. So it's
ok, Kat...you lay low. Don't
admit ANYTHING. But between
us girls...I know what you did
last Voltage...and I liked it."
*Holly smiles at Kat and extends her hand*
*Kat looks at Holly, her face unreadable behind the mask. She makes no move to accept the handshake*
Holly: "Oh...I get it..."
*Holly gets an angry look on her face but then quickly smiles*
Holly: "You want one of my Snax! Well, for you,
after what you did to Azumi, you deserve
one! The cheess'ums are mine, but you
can have a Mintos or some Chipzels?"
*Kat turns and starts to walk away, shaking her head slightly.*
Holly: "Ahh, gotta go, huh? Gotta mastermind your
next attack? who's it gonna be next time?
Visper Karr? Diva Dynamite?"
*Kat pauses, mid-step, her hand clenching tightly into a fist*
Holly: "Oh...I get it...you want to keep it a mystery?!
Great idea! Oh speaking of mysteries...so
what did you come here for today anyway?"
*Kat sighs, relaxing her fist slightly.*
Kat: “I have some … business to attend to.”
Holly: "Oooh, how exciting!! I'm here on "business"
too! Probably the same kind you are on...
so we can say we just had a business
meeting. You know who likes business
meetings, by the way?"
*Kat shakes her head slightly*
Holly: 'Jo Ryder! She loves being on the business
end of just about anything! Doesn't that
sicken you? She's such a whore!"
*Kat turns her head to glare at Holly, her fist tightening again*
Kat: “Urusai yo, Houki! Mou takusan…” *
Holly: "I don't know what that means but I bet
Jo Ryder just got pissed off!! Ok, Kat
it was great meeting you! You keep
up the *winks* "good work". Deny
EVERYTHING! See ya 'round!"
*Kat walks away, turning the corner as Holly puts her hands on her hips
and shakes her head confidently*
Holly: "A little strange, and she seems to
have mood swings, but that girl
is gonna be allright!"
*Fin*
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*(Editor's translation note provided by Erik for those of us that don't speak Japanese)
“Urusai yo, Houki! Mou takusan…”
"Urusai yo" would basically translate to "shut up" or "be quiet" (with the 'yo' being an exclamation point, basically) "Mou takusan" translates to "I've had enough"... so so far, not that much of an insult anywhere. Of course, there's 'houki'. Which means 'broom' or 'broomstick'."
We should be glad Holly doesn't speak Japanese!! Or else we'd have a Level 10 Donnybrook!
*OG-Joshi headquarters in NYC...aka the 10th floor of Orochi-O's. Inc.*
*The camera is focused on an empty hall...but a strange sound is
emanating from it. Is Orochi-O's haunted or is that sound just
coming from around the corner? The cameraman decides not
to call in the Ghostbusters just yet, despite Orochi-O's obvious
contract with them (Peter Venkman Memorial Arena!). As
the camera moves closer to one of the corner hallways, the
sound gets louder and more pronounced. A new sound is
also heard, that of a female...that of female cursing.
The cameraman does not breathe a sigh of relief that
this is not a haunting...as it is much worse.*
Voice from around the corner: "DAMN!"
*Cameraman sighs...as it is time for "Holly duty". He turns
the corner to await his punishment...a graphic one no doubt*
Holly: "GIVE ME BACK MY F'n MONEY!"
*Holly is seen pounding her fists against a vending machine,
a "Snax" brand machine. She has a scowl on her face...which is par
for the course these last two weeks...months...years...*
Holly: "That damn Snax machine took my
money!! All I wanted was some
Cheese'ums, damnit! How am I
suppos'd to get through the day
with out my Cheese'ums!! This
is an outrage!! I bet Jo Ryder
put you up to this! Snax Machine,
you'll pay alright...with your LIFE!"
*Holly backs up a bit then launches an inappropriate
axe kick towards her opponent...the vending machine.
The glass of the Snax "being" breaks and snacks
(and money) begin pouring out of the front, much to
Holly's satisfaction. She is actually smiling...yes,
this is what it takes to make her smile...this and
Jo Ryder jokes...but maybe we can be spared from
those today...well, we'll see, i promise nothing!*
Holly: "Mine! All mine! These snacks will
last me a whole month! I'll even
save some of these oreos for
Jo Ryder cause I know she loves
being surrounded in cream!"
(As I said, i promised nothing!)
*Holly smiles and gathers up the snacks...especially
the "cheese'ums" and "Fizzlers" (a snack composed
of Twizzlers and Pop Rox). Just as she is gathering
up everything like a squirrel hoarding nuts for the
winter...footsteps are heard from around the corner.*
Holly: "Oh sh*t!"
Holly: "If that's you Geese...the machine
was broken when I got here!"
*To the contrary (on both accounts), it is not Geese
who turns the corner, but rather... Kat Black. Holly
gets a look of surprise on her face, but not an
altogether unpleasant surprise. Rather, Holly puts
her thumb and forefinger up to her chin, squints
at Kat... and looks suspiciously at her. Then she
quickly starts to smile and laugh and approaches her*
Holly: "Miss Black!! How great to finally
meet your aquaintance. Let me
formally introduce myself. I am
the Ace of OG-Joshi, Holly. But
you can call me Miss Holly."
*Kat pauses for a moment and then stops, watching Holly cautiously.*
Holly: "Oh that's right...you're all mysterious!
Well...I think I can see past your
mystery. See...you and me, we're not
all that different. I saw what you helped
do to Azumi Oonishi..and I loved it!"
*Kat tenses for a moment, and then shakes her head, staring at Holly*
Kat: “You’re wrong! I had nothing to do with…
with that … woman attacking miss Oonishi.”
*Holly winks* "Oh...SURE you didn't *another wink*
have ANYTHING *wink* to do with
hurting "poor, defenseless" Azumi
Oonishi! Just like I...didn't have anything
to do with Dizzy's leg being hurt before
our big match at Emergence...the one
where I kicked her ass...oh wait, that's
EVERY match!! *Holly laughs*
*Kat clenches her fist, glaring at Holly*
Kat: “Back off, Holly! I didn’t do anything to Azumi!
I’m sick of people making me the villain…”
Holly: "Now, now, calm down. I'm not saying
you were wrong to do it! Though I am
a bit jealous you got to wiping that
stupid look off Azumi's face before I
got a chance too...but what can I say,
I've been busy! Beating Dizzy, winning
the Battle Royale, preparing for Haley
Cannon...”
Kat: “…not to mention Jo Ryder…"
Holly: "Oh you're a sly one, aren't you? But
that's ok...people like you and I,
we gotta stick together. So many
girls in OG-Joshi with stupid looks
on their faces and inferior skills. But
you and I...we know how to really
get ahead in OG-Joshi!"
Kat: “And what is that supposed to mean?”
Holly: "Still playing innocent? That's ok. I
guess you don't want that bitch
General Celes on your ass. You
saw how she screwed me, after
all...adding Jo Ryder to MY
championship match. So it's
ok, Kat...you lay low. Don't
admit ANYTHING. But between
us girls...I know what you did
last Voltage...and I liked it."
*Holly smiles at Kat and extends her hand*
*Kat looks at Holly, her face unreadable behind the mask. She makes no move to accept the handshake*
Holly: "Oh...I get it..."
*Holly gets an angry look on her face but then quickly smiles*
Holly: "You want one of my Snax! Well, for you,
after what you did to Azumi, you deserve
one! The cheess'ums are mine, but you
can have a Mintos or some Chipzels?"
*Kat turns and starts to walk away, shaking her head slightly.*
Holly: "Ahh, gotta go, huh? Gotta mastermind your
next attack? who's it gonna be next time?
Visper Karr? Diva Dynamite?"
*Kat pauses, mid-step, her hand clenching tightly into a fist*
Holly: "Oh...I get it...you want to keep it a mystery?!
Great idea! Oh speaking of mysteries...so
what did you come here for today anyway?"
*Kat sighs, relaxing her fist slightly.*
Kat: “I have some … business to attend to.”
Holly: "Oooh, how exciting!! I'm here on "business"
too! Probably the same kind you are on...
so we can say we just had a business
meeting. You know who likes business
meetings, by the way?"
*Kat shakes her head slightly*
Holly: 'Jo Ryder! She loves being on the business
end of just about anything! Doesn't that
sicken you? She's such a whore!"
*Kat turns her head to glare at Holly, her fist tightening again*
Kat: “Urusai yo, Houki! Mou takusan…” *
Holly: "I don't know what that means but I bet
Jo Ryder just got pissed off!! Ok, Kat
it was great meeting you! You keep
up the *winks* "good work". Deny
EVERYTHING! See ya 'round!"
*Kat walks away, turning the corner as Holly puts her hands on her hips
and shakes her head confidently*
Holly: "A little strange, and she seems to
have mood swings, but that girl
is gonna be allright!"
*Fin*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
*(Editor's translation note provided by Erik for those of us that don't speak Japanese)
“Urusai yo, Houki! Mou takusan…”
"Urusai yo" would basically translate to "shut up" or "be quiet" (with the 'yo' being an exclamation point, basically) "Mou takusan" translates to "I've had enough"... so so far, not that much of an insult anywhere. Of course, there's 'houki'. Which means 'broom' or 'broomstick'."
We should be glad Holly doesn't speak Japanese!! Or else we'd have a Level 10 Donnybrook!