Sandy: When I want!
Feb 16, 2007 3:06:47 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 3:06:47 GMT -5
*Fadez in to see OG-Joshi jok...wrestler in a tanning booth in LA attempting to dial on her cell phone.*
Salon worker: "Um...I don't think you want to use that in here..."
Sandy: "Shut up! I'll do what I want"
Worker: "Yes ma'am."
*Her phone and the tanning machine starts to spark a bit but no asplosions happen*
Sandy: "Damn cell...it's not working!"
Worker: "I think you need some practice operating your telephone machine..."
Sandy: "They don't pay you to THINK, tan monkey. Just to make me tan!"
Worker: "Touche..."
*Sandy finally realizes she has speed dial function, and after 8 wrong calls, she eventually get the person she's looking for*
Sandy: "HALLO!?"
General Celes: "Hello?"
Sandy Morton: "Like...is your refrigerator running?"
General Celes: "No, Miss Morton...but my patience is."
Sandy: "Ok, ok, geez..."
Celes: "Do you have something to say, or are you just calling for companionship? I'm not interested."
Sandy: "Don't get snippy with me, I'm the one who's mad! That's why I called!"
Celes: "State your grievances."
Sandy: "Huh?"
Celes: *Sighs* "Why are you angry?"
Sandy: "You put me in a match!!"
Celes: "I can see why many other people may be angry about your continued participation, but why are you? I thought you WANTED to be on TV in wrestling matches. In fact, if memory serves me correctly, it was YOU who left the OG-Joshi training facility early so that you could be on the main roster. If was YOU who appeared unannounced at a Voltage, ran your mouth and then engaged in embarrassing antics with Diva Dynamite. And finally, it was you who then got subsequently squashed by Juli Krieger."
Sandy: "YEAH! And that's why I'm angry! Well not JUST that. Not only are my parents going to sue her for beating me up, but I'm mad that you are putting me back in a match that is so soon after the attack! One month is not enough! Alicia got like six months of vacation even though I broke a nail in my match!"
*Celes is silent for a moment*
Sandy: "Hello!? Celeste!?"
Celes: "My name is Celes...and to you, General Celes. And frankly, you make me sick."
Sandy: "WHAT?"
Celes: "Alicia Gordon has been fighting with all her spirit for the last 4 months to get back into the ring with Juli Krieger. She wants nothing more then to get back in the ring with her as soon as possible. To beat Juli for herself and for the benefit of OG-Joshi. And you...you were lucky and got off easy against Juli. She didn't even attack you after the match. You took a beating but nothing like what Juli did to Alicia. Juli knows what would happen if she attacked someone else like that...she'd have been fired on the spot."
Sandy: "She still should be! She beat me up! I'm not ready to get back in the ring! I need a vacation!"
Celes: "I heard from your parents that you have been back to the gym, have been rollerblading, and have been doing whatever it is that you do to stay fit. Chances are that I don't want to know, judging by the musky smell you always carry about. But now you're telling me that you don't want to get back in the ring when you CAN? While Alicia Gordon and Azumi Oonishi are both desperately trying to pave their roads to full recovery, you are already perfectly fine and yet don't want to wrestle!?"
Sandy: "I'm not ready yet!! And I don't like being put in matches! I want to make the matches myself! I want control! Me! Me! Me!"
Celes: "My patience is running thin. I am the authority here, I make the matches. And if you protest for one second longer, I will see to it that you will face Juli Krieger in every match until your early OG-Joshi retirement."
Sandy: "..."
Celes: "Now...with that said, you should consider it a great opportunity to be in the ring at the June 4th Voltage with three great Joshi wrestlers. Yoyo Banzai is a rising star and was victorious at the Emergence PPV. She will be your tag partner. Tigress Mask, the KNIT winner, and Dizzy, the first OG-Joshi Champion, are your opponents. Even a dimwit like you will be bound to pick something up from the match. And not the usual things you "pick up" from others..."
Sandy: "I'm not a dimwit!"
Celes: "Then prove it...show how smart you are by taking this match and showing us what you can do. Get yourself ready for Dizzy and Tigress. Talk with Yoyo and form a plan. Just do SOMETHING related to professional wrestling."
Sandy: "I thought this was all "sports entertainment"
Celes: "OG-Joshi is professional wrestling. Get used to it."
Sandy: "I...I"
Celes: "Now if you are done wasting my time..."
Sandy: "I've got more.."
Celes: "I also suggest you purchase a new communication device, yours sounds like its about to explode. And unless you want me to do the same with rage, you will prepare for me to hang up now."
Sandy: "Buh-bye."
*Celes hangs up the phone and quickly puts the Emergence PPV into her DVD player to get a much needed pro wrestling fix*
Sandy: "Wow...she's too serious...i should take her out drinking or something. Get her nice and sloshed! Works for me every night!"
Salon worker: "You get wasted every night? There's a surprise."
Sandy: "Shut up already."
*Sandy puts her cell phone on a nearby tanning booth..and watches as it promptly explodes*
Sandy: "Can I use your phone? I need to call my parents so they'll buy me a new cell phone."
*The salon worker sighs*
Salon worker: "Um...I don't think you want to use that in here..."
Sandy: "Shut up! I'll do what I want"
Worker: "Yes ma'am."
*Her phone and the tanning machine starts to spark a bit but no asplosions happen*
Sandy: "Damn cell...it's not working!"
Worker: "I think you need some practice operating your telephone machine..."
Sandy: "They don't pay you to THINK, tan monkey. Just to make me tan!"
Worker: "Touche..."
*Sandy finally realizes she has speed dial function, and after 8 wrong calls, she eventually get the person she's looking for*
Sandy: "HALLO!?"
General Celes: "Hello?"
Sandy Morton: "Like...is your refrigerator running?"
General Celes: "No, Miss Morton...but my patience is."
Sandy: "Ok, ok, geez..."
Celes: "Do you have something to say, or are you just calling for companionship? I'm not interested."
Sandy: "Don't get snippy with me, I'm the one who's mad! That's why I called!"
Celes: "State your grievances."
Sandy: "Huh?"
Celes: *Sighs* "Why are you angry?"
Sandy: "You put me in a match!!"
Celes: "I can see why many other people may be angry about your continued participation, but why are you? I thought you WANTED to be on TV in wrestling matches. In fact, if memory serves me correctly, it was YOU who left the OG-Joshi training facility early so that you could be on the main roster. If was YOU who appeared unannounced at a Voltage, ran your mouth and then engaged in embarrassing antics with Diva Dynamite. And finally, it was you who then got subsequently squashed by Juli Krieger."
Sandy: "YEAH! And that's why I'm angry! Well not JUST that. Not only are my parents going to sue her for beating me up, but I'm mad that you are putting me back in a match that is so soon after the attack! One month is not enough! Alicia got like six months of vacation even though I broke a nail in my match!"
*Celes is silent for a moment*
Sandy: "Hello!? Celeste!?"
Celes: "My name is Celes...and to you, General Celes. And frankly, you make me sick."
Sandy: "WHAT?"
Celes: "Alicia Gordon has been fighting with all her spirit for the last 4 months to get back into the ring with Juli Krieger. She wants nothing more then to get back in the ring with her as soon as possible. To beat Juli for herself and for the benefit of OG-Joshi. And you...you were lucky and got off easy against Juli. She didn't even attack you after the match. You took a beating but nothing like what Juli did to Alicia. Juli knows what would happen if she attacked someone else like that...she'd have been fired on the spot."
Sandy: "She still should be! She beat me up! I'm not ready to get back in the ring! I need a vacation!"
Celes: "I heard from your parents that you have been back to the gym, have been rollerblading, and have been doing whatever it is that you do to stay fit. Chances are that I don't want to know, judging by the musky smell you always carry about. But now you're telling me that you don't want to get back in the ring when you CAN? While Alicia Gordon and Azumi Oonishi are both desperately trying to pave their roads to full recovery, you are already perfectly fine and yet don't want to wrestle!?"
Sandy: "I'm not ready yet!! And I don't like being put in matches! I want to make the matches myself! I want control! Me! Me! Me!"
Celes: "My patience is running thin. I am the authority here, I make the matches. And if you protest for one second longer, I will see to it that you will face Juli Krieger in every match until your early OG-Joshi retirement."
Sandy: "..."
Celes: "Now...with that said, you should consider it a great opportunity to be in the ring at the June 4th Voltage with three great Joshi wrestlers. Yoyo Banzai is a rising star and was victorious at the Emergence PPV. She will be your tag partner. Tigress Mask, the KNIT winner, and Dizzy, the first OG-Joshi Champion, are your opponents. Even a dimwit like you will be bound to pick something up from the match. And not the usual things you "pick up" from others..."
Sandy: "I'm not a dimwit!"
Celes: "Then prove it...show how smart you are by taking this match and showing us what you can do. Get yourself ready for Dizzy and Tigress. Talk with Yoyo and form a plan. Just do SOMETHING related to professional wrestling."
Sandy: "I thought this was all "sports entertainment"
Celes: "OG-Joshi is professional wrestling. Get used to it."
Sandy: "I...I"
Celes: "Now if you are done wasting my time..."
Sandy: "I've got more.."
Celes: "I also suggest you purchase a new communication device, yours sounds like its about to explode. And unless you want me to do the same with rage, you will prepare for me to hang up now."
Sandy: "Buh-bye."
*Celes hangs up the phone and quickly puts the Emergence PPV into her DVD player to get a much needed pro wrestling fix*
Sandy: "Wow...she's too serious...i should take her out drinking or something. Get her nice and sloshed! Works for me every night!"
Salon worker: "You get wasted every night? There's a surprise."
Sandy: "Shut up already."
*Sandy puts her cell phone on a nearby tanning booth..and watches as it promptly explodes*
Sandy: "Can I use your phone? I need to call my parents so they'll buy me a new cell phone."
*The salon worker sighs*