2/12/06 Voltage

[OrochiGeese]

*Voltage opens to find General Celes already in the ring
with a microphone and a serious look on her face*


Celes: "I'm going to cut right to the chase. Alicia
Gordon is still in the hospital after last
week's brutal and uncalled for attack by
the then possible newcomer, Juli Krieger."

Celes: "Although a SEVERE spinal injury has luckily
been ruled out, Alicia does have a broken
neck as a result. She has trouble moving
and has been in emotional and physical
shambles all week. She is too upset to
even be angry at Juli, she can barely
grasp the extent of what has happened."

Celes: "And I think all of us share that same
shock and confusion as Alicia had done
nothing to cause all this. But I will get
to that issue in a bit. It's possible
that Alicia will one day get back into
the ring but that is not a certainty by
any respect. She will have a long road
to even get back on her feet. We at
OG-Joshi wish her the very best in
her recovery, and are fully funding
her for her medical bills. We hope
that she can come back to us when she
is ready, healthy, and willing."

Celes: "As lost as she is mentally right now,
a girl with her fighting spirit will
no doubt eventually want to avenge what
has happened to her. But for now, she
is best served to concentrate on
her long term health."


Celes: "And we at OG-Joshi are best served to
address the presence of Juli Krieger.
What she did last week went far beyond
the line of what I consider acceptable.
But let me clarify as to which EXACT
behavior I am addressing. Her actions
in the ring DURING the match are not
the subject of my chastising. Although
she did seemingly crush Alicia in the
match, and many say it was because
Juli "tricked" Alicia into a comfort
zone, I can not hold that against Juli.
Alicia never saw a match of her and
had no idea how to face her. But that
is not Juli's fault, Alicia should
have come better prepared in any case.
Had Juli done what she had done in
the ring and left the scene, there
would not have been an issue. In
fact, I think all of us would have
been impressed with Juli rather then
the contempt many of us now feel for
her actions AFTER the match was over."


Celes: "I was going to make a decision tonight
but OrochiGeese was in contact with me
this week and wanted us to take some
more time to fully consider everything.
But what I can tell you for sure,
is that a decision WILL be announced
at the Emergence PPV on February 26th."


Celes: "While I am out here, I have two more
brief announcements to make. The first
involves another one of our newer
talents here in OG-Joshi, Patty Sirloin.
In her two matches here, against Tigress
Mask and Holly, Patty has shown a lot
of ability, tremendous talent, and a
very competitive spirit. As such, she
has impressed me enough that I would
like to give her a spot in the PPV."


Celes: "I have decided to insert Patty into
the match with Lisa Robinson and
Diva Dynamite. I have talked to
them both about this and neither of
them have any objection. So Patty
"All Beef" Sirloin will join them as
all 3 of them make their PPV debuts."


Celes: "Speaking of PPV's, I'd now like to
officially announce the next OG-FPD
only PPV. It will occur on April
30th, 2006 and will feature the
best of what OG-FPD has to offe...



(A lot of OG-FPD stuff happens until...)




Mr. Figaro: "So Mr. Clyde, how are you going to spend
your Valentine's Day?"


Mr. Clyde: "Killing"


Mr. Figaro: "What what WHAT!?"


Mr. Clyde: "Killing TIME...you didn't let me finish."


Mr. Figaro: "Ohh...ok. Well, let me suggest to any
wrestling fan in the Los Angeles area
to check out LAWL's VaLAWLentine's Day
show on February 14th. For the fans
not in that area, the show DVD will
come out a week from then on the 21st."

Mr. Clyde: "They have a great lineup for that night
that you can find here:


VaLAWLentine's Day Match Line-up



Mr. Clyde: "We don't usually push LAWL shows but
out of respect for Alicia Gordon
and her close friends there, we
wanted to help them get their show
advertised. Alicia was originally
going to appear on that show before
Juli ended that possibility."

Mr. Figaro: "So fans of Alicia Gordon can show
your support by checking out the
LAWL show and DVD!"


Mr. Clyde: "Ok, on with the show, and I believe
there is about to be an interesting
confrontation backstage."

Mr. Figaro: "What? Do you have a crystal ball?"


Mr. Clyde: "Better...a TV monitor that just
showed two people about to
confront each other!"

Mr. Figaro: "Ahhh, nothing better then future
predictions grounded in reality!"



(More OG-FPD stuff...)




Mr. Clyde: "And we now come to the main event of the
evening. "All Beef" Patty Sirloin squares..."


Mr. Figaro: "SQUARES? What is she? A Wendy's hamburger!?"


Mr. Clyde: "I believe that YOU are the OG-FPD announcer
that sees girls as pieces of meat."


Mr. Figaro: "Exactly! That's why I got upset that you
tried to steal my gimmick!"

Mr. Clyde: "Patty Sirloin FACES Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto.
THERE, are you happy?"


Mr. Figaro: "Hearing you say that doesn't make me as
happy as I could be, seeing as we're
on the topic of hawt Joshi competition!"


Mr. Clyde: "It's the best you're getting, so just
sit back and watch what is sure to
be an amazing match. Patty Sirloin
has wowed us with her debut. She
took Holly and Tigress Mask to the
limit and, in doing so, earned
herself a spot on the Emergence PPV.
In just TWO matches, she got herself
this PPV spot. Very impressive."


Mr. Figaro: "Dizzy also has a match at the PPV.
And against our friend, Holly,
no less. We know how deep seated
the Holly/Dizzy rivalry is. It
has existed since the very start
of OG-Joshi last year and another
chapter will be written at the PPV.
One has to consider the winner of
that match a top contender for
Haley Cannon's OG-Joshi World
Title...provided SHE can defend
it successfully against Valeriyah
Belikov at the PPV. The OG-Joshi
World Title is certainly an object
of much desire as is many of the
fine women that compete for it..."


Mr. Clyde: "Okkkkk...let's just get to the match."


Mr. Figaro: "But I have so many more "All Beef"
jokes that I've been saving for
tonight's show!!"


Mr. Clyde: "Uh...save them for the PPV."


Mr. Figaro: "Great idea Clyde!"


Mr. Clyde: "Let's just get to this match now,
I'm sure it will be exciting."






Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto vs. Patty "All Beef" Sirloin







*POST MATCH SPOILERS*


























Mr. Figaro: "That match was even BETTER then Carlito/Shelton!"



Mr. Clyde: "I gotta agree there, and Carlito/Shelton was
an excellent match. But wow...Dizzy and
Patty really stepped it up for this one."


Mr. Figaro: "I'm REALLY taking a liking to beef!"


Mr. Clyde: "Patty Sirloin was yet AGAIN extremely
impressive and in only her third OG-Joshi
match. Against the first ever OG-Joshi
Champion, Dizzy, no less. Patty has
a very bright future here in OG-Joshi."


Mr. Figaro: "Beef! It's whats for dinn..."



Mr. Clyde: "Enough. And we also must compliment
Dizzy for looking extra impressive
and getting the win. It appears that
her leg has really healed up and
she has her momentum back. She also
won the match with her new move..."


Mr. Figaro: "That all you OG-Joshi FANS Voted for!!"


Mr. Clyde: "The "Spin Cycle" as she calls it. A
VERY athletically impressive maneuver
and it finished the match with authority."


Mr. Figaro: "That's gotta be one of the most confounding
moves I've ever seen. I know Dizzy explained it to us with a blackboard and all...



Mr. Clyde: "Seeing it in action finally...I can say
it requires almost superhuman powers."


Mr. Figaro: "I'm kind of in AWE she can do that."

Mr. Clyde: "We'll see if she can do that to Holly
during Emergence. If she does, I think
Dizzy will win their match. But if Dizzy
gets hit by Loser's Lunch or, even worse,
the ..."


Mr. Figaro: "Oh let me! Let me say it! The MUFF DRIVER!!!"


Mr. Clyde: "Yes, very good, THAT move. If Holly hits
Dizzy with that, it could also be over.
Both Holly and Dizzy have a variety of
ways in which they can win matches. We'll
see how that match unfolds at Emergence."






*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*









Mr. Clyde: "And that just about does it for Voltage tonight."


Mr. Figaro: "We are only a few weeks away from the first ever
OG-Joshi exclusive PPV, Emergence, on Febrary 26th."


Mr. Clyde: "Join us then as we bring you the best of Joshi
wrestling. And be sure to check out VaLAWLentine's
Day on the 21st, sponsored by LAWL and distributed
through OG-FPD. Folks, we will see you at Emergence."


Mr. Figaro: "Happy Valentine's Day Patty Sirloin!!!!!"


Mr. Clyde: "Sorry about that folks..."



*Mr. Clyde gives Mr. Figaro a look to quiet him down*


(End of this week's Voltage)