Kaori and Jenny - BACKSTAGE ANTICS!!1

[OrochiGeese]

[edit:] Forgot that Dissonance wasn't going to have OG-Joshi matches.



Backstage at the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena in the dressing room of a certain HUGE International Pop Star and Queen of Professional Wrestling, and that red-headed girl that tags along with her. Jenny stands around nervously, and Kaori is sitting in a comfy looking Lay-Z-Boy.

[Kaori:] Jenny? Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.

[Jenny:] Um... Kaori? Kaori, Kaori, Kaori? This isn't another "history of psychology" rant, is it?

[Kaori:] Stop that. You're being glib.

[Jenny:] That's oddly familiar sounding...

[Kaori:] What am I going to do with you, Jennifer Trace McLanahan?

[Jenny:] ...eh?

[Kaori:] I mean, I give you a beautiful opportunity to catapault up in the rankings of OG-Joshi, a straight shot into the main event scene, and you blow it!

[Jenny:] I didn't exactly "bl-"

Kaori jumps out of the recliner.

[Kaori:] Hell you didn't! You only got pinned twice!

[Jenny:] Just the one time, rea--

[Kaori:] That black chick had you pinned, and then Dizzy knocked her off the pin and pinned you herself! You lost, bad, and that makes me look bad!

[Jenny:] How's that make you look bad?!

[Kaori:] Because I gave you that spot in the Battle Royale out of the kindness of my heart for my partner, my compatriot, my sister-in-arms, as a way to help boost your spirits! And you totally blew it!

[Jenny:] Now, hey--

[Kaori:] It was a waste! I could be facing Haley Cannon at the PPV, not that swine bukkake fetishist Holly!

[Jenny:] Ew!

[Kaori:] Instead, I wanted to be nice! To you!

[Jenny:] And I THANK YOU for that! It was a great experience, and it wasn't a waste - I learned a lot of things about a LOT of different women in OG-Joshi, and that's information we can put to good use!

[Kaori:] We don't have time to learn about a LOT of different women, we're supposed to be CHAMPIONS here! And you go and get yourself pinned by Dizzy!

[Jenny:] If I'm remembering right, she pinned you, too.

[Kaori:] With far more effort than it took to pin you!

[Jenny:] Well, okay - you're upset, I'm not up to your par, blah blah, should I drop my pants so you can spank me, or are we keeping that recreational?

[Kaori:] ...you're being glib again.

[Jenny:] Awright, but I can't stand to hear this same speech a million times - tell you what: Give me a few more matches, then you wrestle me.

[Kaori:] I'm not seeing a benefit here...

[Jenny:] I wrestle a few other matches - tags, singles, whathaveyou. Then, you and I go at it in that ring, you see how I've improved. I can hang with you in that ring, but I need to get used to actually facing opponents who aren't fresh out of a gym - people with experience! Give me that time, and I'll show you, I'LL SHOW YOU, Kaori, that I can hang with ANYBODY in OG-Joshi.

[Kaori:] Well... the words come back to you pretty easily, hm? Now, it'll be interesting to see if you can bring the wrestling skill too.

[Jenny:] Is that a yes?

[Kaori:] Well, since you seem to want this match so bad, then yes. I'll wrestle you. At the upcoming OG-Joshi.

[Jenny:] Okay! The loser shaves her head!

[Kaori:] Now you're just being stupid.

[Jenny:] ...yeah. But! The PPV! You, me, and a bazillion of my funky lucha submissions that you're always making fun of. Oh, they hurt, you know.

[Kaori:] Hm, yeah, sure. My coffee is empty.

[Jenny:] Oh, right, uh, back in ten.

[Kaori:] Five.

[Jenny:] ...I promise nothing.

Jenny leaves, and the camera shows Kaori with a pensive look on her face. Fade.