10/16/05 Voltage
Feb 14, 2007 23:19:13 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 14, 2007 23:19:13 GMT -5
*"Seized with Fury" hits the speakers as OrochiGeese comes out, wearing a
business suit and looking a bit more subdued then usual.*
OrochiGeese: "I've struggled with this decision for a while...."
Mr. Figaro: "He must be talking about the Venom Tag match! Finally, an answer!"
OrochiGeese: "It pains me to do this...and I know it might upset someone
I'm close to...but THIS is the right thing to do for business.
Sometimes personal matters can't get in the way of rewarding
someone that has properly earned their achievements."
Mr. Clyde: "I know OG has always been good friends with Benoit and Angle..."
OrochiGeese: "So Miss Joann Laine Ryder, please come out here..."
Mr. Figaro: "Ok...um...we were...um, just preparing for later! Yeah!"
*Jo Ryder comes out to the ring, no entrance music, no pyro. She is dressed
in a green business suit, rather then wrestling gear. She makes her way
down to the ring to the cheers of the audience.*
*OG gives Jo Ryder a microphone. Jo is about to say something when...*
OG: "Thank you for coming out here. You see...well, it's no
secret that I don't personally like you. After what
you did to my friend Holly in the past, I would be very
content to kick you to the curb, much like Holly did
last week at the PPV." *OG grins*
Mr. Clyde: "OG or Holly will probably kill me for this, but in all
honestly, Holly didn't "Kick Jo to the curb". Rather,
it was an intensely competitive wrestling match that
saw Holly getting the final victory, but not without
much effort and intensity used. Jo had a great showing."
Mr. Figaro: "I thought you hated Jo? You almost tried to cut her and
that "Fishhead" thing at the coffeeshop a few weeks ago?"
Mr. Clyde: "As an Orochi-O's employee, that was my job. As a friend of
Holly's, that was my voluntary behavior. But as an OG-FPD
announcer, I am now simply stating what happened in the match."
OrochiGeese: "BUT...you see...I am the owner of OG-FPD, and, for our
purposes, OG-FPD Joshi. And, as much as it pains me to
say: you, Jo Ryder, helped OG-FPD Joshi these last 10
months. You provided instant credibility to the First
Joshi Title match, and you indirectly were responsible
for Holly growing into the amazing wrestler she is today.
Plus, you were involved in many of the best OG-FPD Joshi
matches and excitement. So I am giving you your due."
*The crowd is cheering for Jo. Jo seems a bit surprised at OG's comments.
Not that she doesn't believe them to be true, but that HE is saying them*
OrochiGeese: "I would not be saying any of this, were it not for the
fact that you are taking a hiatus from wrestling. So
I want to show my appreciation for your deeds in OG-FPD,
so that when you decide to come back to wrestling, that
you also come back to OG-FPD. Although Jo Ryder the person
will never be welcome at my dinner table, Jo Ryder the
wrestler always has a reserved spot in OG-FPD Joshi."
Jo Ryder: "Wel..."
OrochiGeese: "I know...I know...you're overcome with emotions and
gratitude. And you see now why not only am I the best
professional wrestler, cereal CEO, and creator of the
"Chaos Burger" at Orochi's bar and grill, but also that
I am the most competent wrestling owner in the world!
But I have more for you. I said I had a big surprise
and I indeed do have one for you. Please direct
your attention to the Orochi-Tron and enjoy OG-FPD
Joshi's video tribute to Jo Ryder.
OG-FPD JOSHI TRIBUTE TO JO RYDER VIDEO!
Jo Ryder: "..."
*"Kick him when he's down" hits the speakers as a VERY angry Holly rockets
out of the backstage area and runs quickly to the ring*
Holly: "WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT, GEESE!? YOU MADE HER A HIGHLIGHT
VIDEO!? WHAT? WAS SHE A FEW BROOMSTICKS SHORT OF YOU
BUYING HER A TROPICAL ISLAND!?"
*Holly pushes OG hard*
OG: "Damn it Holly, i said this was BUSINESS. Jo helped put
OG-Joshi on the map and I'm showing her my gratitude."
Holly: "I think you've got a lot to learn from me Geese. Cause
last week, i showed her MY gratitude for all she's done
"for me" and it was a whole lot better type of GRATITUDE"!
OG: "If Jo had not come to OG-FPD Joshi, you would not have
gotten the CHANCE to have your revenge. I am thanking
her for putting on all the great matches she has,
including the ones with you. Both of you tore down
the house at the PPV and at the 9/10 show. When Jo
is ready to come back to wrestling, I want her to
be back here to put on more matches like that. THAT
is all I am doing here. This is BUSINESS."
Jo: "Hol.."
Holly: "SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU BROOMSTICKINGB*TCH!"
OG: "Settle down Holly...now!"
Holly: "You want to thank her for your business relationship, Geese?
But guess what? I'm not fully done giving her the "business!"
*Holly begins walking in a menacing right up to Jo when...*
*Suddenly, the First Joshi Champion, Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, makes her way down
to ringside, without theme music, as quickly as she can, despite her hurt leg.
There is an uncharacteristic urgency to her movement and facial expressions*
Mr. Clyde: "I don't think I've ever seen Dizzy this intense or angry before."
*As soon as Dizzy enters the ring, Holly rushes Dizzy and begins struggling with
her. Holly takes this opportunity to kick Dizzy straight to the knee, taking
Dizzy's leg out from under her. Dizzy rolls to the ground grasping her knee.*
Clyde: "Holly went right for Dizzy's leg that was injured at the PPV.
Mr. Figaro: "And a kick like that is dangerous to take even with no prior injury."
Mr. Clyde: "OG finally gets a hold of Holly and drags her out of the ring.
She tries to roll back in but he holds her back on the outside."
Holly: "Bad move Dizzy...no one interferes in MY business...especially
when I was about to give MY "going away present" to Jo!
So consider that kick as a small taste of what is to come!"
*Holly briefly breaks loose of OG and throws a chair into the ring. Jo bats the
chair away from the downed, prone Dizzy and stares directly at Holly, mortified*
*OG is able to drag Holly out of the ring area and to the back. But while
being dragged backwards, Holly and Dizzy stare each other down.*
*Jo Ryder helps Dizzy to her feet. Dizzy stumbles a bit but is able to
hold onto the ropes for balance. The crowd cheers her resiliance
as well as Jo Ryder. They also begin a very spirited "Please don't go"
chant directed to Jo, as they know it will be a while until the next
time they get to cheer Jo Ryder in an OG-Joshi ring. Dizzy and Jo
leave to Jo's theme music, "Fly from the Inside".*
business suit and looking a bit more subdued then usual.*
OrochiGeese: "I've struggled with this decision for a while...."
Mr. Figaro: "He must be talking about the Venom Tag match! Finally, an answer!"
OrochiGeese: "It pains me to do this...and I know it might upset someone
I'm close to...but THIS is the right thing to do for business.
Sometimes personal matters can't get in the way of rewarding
someone that has properly earned their achievements."
Mr. Clyde: "I know OG has always been good friends with Benoit and Angle..."
OrochiGeese: "So Miss Joann Laine Ryder, please come out here..."
Mr. Figaro: "Ok...um...we were...um, just preparing for later! Yeah!"
*Jo Ryder comes out to the ring, no entrance music, no pyro. She is dressed
in a green business suit, rather then wrestling gear. She makes her way
down to the ring to the cheers of the audience.*
*OG gives Jo Ryder a microphone. Jo is about to say something when...*
OG: "Thank you for coming out here. You see...well, it's no
secret that I don't personally like you. After what
you did to my friend Holly in the past, I would be very
content to kick you to the curb, much like Holly did
last week at the PPV." *OG grins*
Mr. Clyde: "OG or Holly will probably kill me for this, but in all
honestly, Holly didn't "Kick Jo to the curb". Rather,
it was an intensely competitive wrestling match that
saw Holly getting the final victory, but not without
much effort and intensity used. Jo had a great showing."
Mr. Figaro: "I thought you hated Jo? You almost tried to cut her and
that "Fishhead" thing at the coffeeshop a few weeks ago?"
Mr. Clyde: "As an Orochi-O's employee, that was my job. As a friend of
Holly's, that was my voluntary behavior. But as an OG-FPD
announcer, I am now simply stating what happened in the match."
OrochiGeese: "BUT...you see...I am the owner of OG-FPD, and, for our
purposes, OG-FPD Joshi. And, as much as it pains me to
say: you, Jo Ryder, helped OG-FPD Joshi these last 10
months. You provided instant credibility to the First
Joshi Title match, and you indirectly were responsible
for Holly growing into the amazing wrestler she is today.
Plus, you were involved in many of the best OG-FPD Joshi
matches and excitement. So I am giving you your due."
*The crowd is cheering for Jo. Jo seems a bit surprised at OG's comments.
Not that she doesn't believe them to be true, but that HE is saying them*
OrochiGeese: "I would not be saying any of this, were it not for the
fact that you are taking a hiatus from wrestling. So
I want to show my appreciation for your deeds in OG-FPD,
so that when you decide to come back to wrestling, that
you also come back to OG-FPD. Although Jo Ryder the person
will never be welcome at my dinner table, Jo Ryder the
wrestler always has a reserved spot in OG-FPD Joshi."
Jo Ryder: "Wel..."
OrochiGeese: "I know...I know...you're overcome with emotions and
gratitude. And you see now why not only am I the best
professional wrestler, cereal CEO, and creator of the
"Chaos Burger" at Orochi's bar and grill, but also that
I am the most competent wrestling owner in the world!
But I have more for you. I said I had a big surprise
and I indeed do have one for you. Please direct
your attention to the Orochi-Tron and enjoy OG-FPD
Joshi's video tribute to Jo Ryder.
OG-FPD JOSHI TRIBUTE TO JO RYDER VIDEO!
Jo Ryder: "..."
*"Kick him when he's down" hits the speakers as a VERY angry Holly rockets
out of the backstage area and runs quickly to the ring*
Holly: "WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT, GEESE!? YOU MADE HER A HIGHLIGHT
VIDEO!? WHAT? WAS SHE A FEW BROOMSTICKS SHORT OF YOU
BUYING HER A TROPICAL ISLAND!?"
*Holly pushes OG hard*
OG: "Damn it Holly, i said this was BUSINESS. Jo helped put
OG-Joshi on the map and I'm showing her my gratitude."
Holly: "I think you've got a lot to learn from me Geese. Cause
last week, i showed her MY gratitude for all she's done
"for me" and it was a whole lot better type of GRATITUDE"!
OG: "If Jo had not come to OG-FPD Joshi, you would not have
gotten the CHANCE to have your revenge. I am thanking
her for putting on all the great matches she has,
including the ones with you. Both of you tore down
the house at the PPV and at the 9/10 show. When Jo
is ready to come back to wrestling, I want her to
be back here to put on more matches like that. THAT
is all I am doing here. This is BUSINESS."
Jo: "Hol.."
Holly: "SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU BROOMSTICKINGB*TCH!"
OG: "Settle down Holly...now!"
Holly: "You want to thank her for your business relationship, Geese?
But guess what? I'm not fully done giving her the "business!"
*Holly begins walking in a menacing right up to Jo when...*
*Suddenly, the First Joshi Champion, Diane "Dizzy" Cavuto, makes her way down
to ringside, without theme music, as quickly as she can, despite her hurt leg.
There is an uncharacteristic urgency to her movement and facial expressions*
Mr. Clyde: "I don't think I've ever seen Dizzy this intense or angry before."
*As soon as Dizzy enters the ring, Holly rushes Dizzy and begins struggling with
her. Holly takes this opportunity to kick Dizzy straight to the knee, taking
Dizzy's leg out from under her. Dizzy rolls to the ground grasping her knee.*
Clyde: "Holly went right for Dizzy's leg that was injured at the PPV.
Mr. Figaro: "And a kick like that is dangerous to take even with no prior injury."
Mr. Clyde: "OG finally gets a hold of Holly and drags her out of the ring.
She tries to roll back in but he holds her back on the outside."
Holly: "Bad move Dizzy...no one interferes in MY business...especially
when I was about to give MY "going away present" to Jo!
So consider that kick as a small taste of what is to come!"
*Holly briefly breaks loose of OG and throws a chair into the ring. Jo bats the
chair away from the downed, prone Dizzy and stares directly at Holly, mortified*
*OG is able to drag Holly out of the ring area and to the back. But while
being dragged backwards, Holly and Dizzy stare each other down.*
*Jo Ryder helps Dizzy to her feet. Dizzy stumbles a bit but is able to
hold onto the ropes for balance. The crowd cheers her resiliance
as well as Jo Ryder. They also begin a very spirited "Please don't go"
chant directed to Jo, as they know it will be a while until the next
time they get to cheer Jo Ryder in an OG-Joshi ring. Dizzy and Jo
leave to Jo's theme music, "Fly from the Inside".*