Kim's Class Action
Feb 16, 2007 2:51:24 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 16, 2007 2:51:24 GMT -5
The camera pans across a wood panelled room. Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata plays quietly in the background and quality leather bound books in rich mahogany bookcases pass by. The camera eventually stops on a large leather chair, sitting upon it is Kim Cross dressed a plush towel robe and little bunny slippers. She takes a sip of her drink before addressing the camera.
Kim: "I think we all know what this is about. I'm scheduled to face Lana next week and this is where
I'm supposed to insult her and taunt and goad and such, however...I shan't be doing that tonight."
Kim puts down her glass and leans back in the chair.
"You see, she's just not worth it, I could talk about how I'm a better wrestler than her, but that's
obvious to anyone that has seen either of us fight, so I won't bother with that. I could talk about her
upbringing, but I clearly outclass her on that, so again, no need. People have been saying she's got
a natural talent, true it's only hitting things, but still...anyway, people say she has a talent, I have talent, and on top of that I've had the most rigorous and intensive training money can buy to focus it, and darlings, I have alot of money."
Kim picks up her drink and has another sip.
"So, keeping in mind I'm stronger, faster, smarter, classier, more skilled, more beautiful and more
experienced, I think it's obvious to whom the victory will go this week."
Kim leans forward towards the camera.
"This is for you, Lana dearie, you may be the underdog, and I mean *dog*, but you are hopelessly outclassed
in every possible way so try not to get your hopes up too much."
Kim looks past the camera at somebody and smiles.
"And now, if you'll excuse me, my bath is ready. See you on Sunday."
Kim blows a kiss and the camera fades to black.
Kim: "I think we all know what this is about. I'm scheduled to face Lana next week and this is where
I'm supposed to insult her and taunt and goad and such, however...I shan't be doing that tonight."
Kim puts down her glass and leans back in the chair.
"You see, she's just not worth it, I could talk about how I'm a better wrestler than her, but that's
obvious to anyone that has seen either of us fight, so I won't bother with that. I could talk about her
upbringing, but I clearly outclass her on that, so again, no need. People have been saying she's got
a natural talent, true it's only hitting things, but still...anyway, people say she has a talent, I have talent, and on top of that I've had the most rigorous and intensive training money can buy to focus it, and darlings, I have alot of money."
Kim picks up her drink and has another sip.
"So, keeping in mind I'm stronger, faster, smarter, classier, more skilled, more beautiful and more
experienced, I think it's obvious to whom the victory will go this week."
Kim leans forward towards the camera.
"This is for you, Lana dearie, you may be the underdog, and I mean *dog*, but you are hopelessly outclassed
in every possible way so try not to get your hopes up too much."
Kim looks past the camera at somebody and smiles.
"And now, if you'll excuse me, my bath is ready. See you on Sunday."
Kim blows a kiss and the camera fades to black.